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Froupie:
i'll have it dry cleaned
(Wed Jul 14, 2004 - 11:52:39 am)

Froupie:
i havent written my talk yet, what shall i talk about?
(Wed Jul 14, 2004 - 11:53:03 am)

Detlef Sping:
soaking it in perkethyline should do it yeah.
(Wed Jul 14, 2004 - 11:53:23 am)

Detlef Sping:
What are they expecting you to talk about?
(Wed Jul 14, 2004 - 11:53:55 am)

Froupie:
my job. i may fall asleep.
(Wed Jul 14, 2004 - 11:54:16 am)

Detlef Sping:
Tell them you could do a better job than "any of you sad sacks"
(Wed Jul 14, 2004 - 11:55:14 am)

Detlef Sping:
then tell them about you selling stuff on ebay.
(Wed Jul 14, 2004 - 11:55:57 am)

Detlef Sping:
and work slowly towards the rabbit muff story.
(Wed Jul 14, 2004 - 11:56:25 am)

Froupie:
i might mention the lounge as well.
(Wed Jul 14, 2004 - 11:56:37 am)

Detlef Sping:
It'll be great.
(Wed Jul 14, 2004 - 11:56:54 am)

Chewing Wax:
Is mentioning The Lounge wise?
(Wed Jul 14, 2004 - 11:57:49 am)

Detlef Sping:
They may even place you in a new department.
(Wed Jul 14, 2004 - 11:57:51 am)

Chewing Wax:
Speaking of which, where is Decoy?
(Wed Jul 14, 2004 - 11:58:02 am)

Froupie:
where is decoy these days?
(Wed Jul 14, 2004 - 11:58:25 am)

Detlef Sping:
yeah maybe ixnay on the ounge-lay.
(Wed Jul 14, 2004 - 11:58:34 am)

Detlef Sping:
how's Decoy?
(Wed Jul 14, 2004 - 11:58:51 am)

Froupie:
perhaps i'll skip the lounge, they might think to take my puter away from me. then i'll really be hacked off.
(Wed Jul 14, 2004 - 11:58:56 am)

Detlef Sping:
That can really hack you.
(Wed Jul 14, 2004 - 11:59:51 am)

Detlef Sping:
If the talk isn't going well, just mention the rabbit muff and watch their faces light up.
(Wed Jul 14, 2004 - 12:01:04 pm)

Froupie:
i can always hum "bright eyes"
(Wed Jul 14, 2004 - 12:01:36 pm)

Chewing Wax:
How long a talk is this going to be?
(Wed Jul 14, 2004 - 12:01:49 pm)

Froupie:
20 minutes or so, depending on if people ask questions
(Wed Jul 14, 2004 - 12:02:25 pm)

Froupie:
i asked one of my bosses to give me more work and he said i could wash his car
(Wed Jul 14, 2004 - 12:02:45 pm)

Myk Murphy:
Make endless sports references and analogies in your speech. People love that.
(Wed Jul 14, 2004 - 12:04:36 pm)

Froupie:
i thought i'd draw a really complicated nonsensical graph
(Wed Jul 14, 2004 - 12:05:51 pm)

Chewing Wax:
It's British Open starting tomorrow. Talk about golf.
(Wed Jul 14, 2004 - 12:08:48 pm)

Myk Murphy:
Bold colors in a powerpoint show can sell that muff, to be sure.
(Wed Jul 14, 2004 - 12:09:05 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Spray paint.
(Wed Jul 14, 2004 - 12:09:26 pm)

Detlef Sping:
hand puppets.
(Wed Jul 14, 2004 - 12:09:55 pm)

Chewing Wax:
This is going to be great
(Wed Jul 14, 2004 - 12:10:29 pm)

Froupie:
i feel dizzy
(Wed Jul 14, 2004 - 12:12:49 pm)

Myk Murphy:
Start with a joke, something silly and fun. Something topical, like child molesting priest humor, can lighten the mood during a lull.
(Wed Jul 14, 2004 - 12:13:55 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Polish jokes are always good. Did you hear about the two Polocks who hijacked a submarine? They asked for a million dollars and two parachutes.
(Wed Jul 14, 2004 - 12:18:00 pm)