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Wayne:
Can I sing at your wedding GB? I'll do it for.. oh say... a million dollars. And lunch.
(Wed May 24, 2000 - 12:06:21 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Bye GB.
(Wed May 24, 2000 - 12:06:55 pm)
Bob the oily rag trader:
my oily rags.
(Wed May 24, 2000 - 12:43:48 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Don't worry Bob, I think our insurance will cover it.
(Wed May 24, 2000 - 12:44:46 pm)
Myk Murphy:
see ya, gb. give our best to rich boy. decoy now makes sense to me, but wax is starting to confuse me now. i swore i would never read a book by michael crichton, but here i am reading a borrowed copy of "timeline", only because of its medieval theme. it's light, but good. i can see that he successfully avoids creating character depth, as that can hamper the film adaptation of his writing. in fact, this book feels a bit more like a screenplay than a novel. still, it's good fun, and after 2 evenings with it, i'm nearly done. anyone reading anything good?
(Wed May 24, 2000 - 12:56:47 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I just finished Harry Potter #1. And now it's back to The Right Stuff.
(Wed May 24, 2000 - 1:06:16 pm)
Chewing Wax:
What exactly is confusing you Myk? I'm happy to explain.
(Wed May 24, 2000 - 1:06:58 pm)
Sleepy:
Goodnight.
(Wed May 24, 2000 - 1:25:24 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Goodnight
(Wed May 24, 2000 - 1:28:47 pm)
Myk Murphy:
it seems that sleepy is keeping her reading material quite close to the vest. fair enough. how many harry potter books are there, now? must be millions of 'em. i find your "ray lewis to beatles" segue quite mind-boggling. what's all this about a wine bottle? i haven't kept up with the trial.
(Wed May 24, 2000 - 1:30:34 pm)
Decoy:
That hurt
One UPS into the dumpster.
(Wed May 24, 2000 - 1:40:13 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I have no explanation. There are three Potter books out and a fourth coming in the summer. Apparently, one of the victims managed to smash one of the accused over the back of the head with a Moet bottle. Now I'm watching Congress debate the China trade bill. What a lot of fun.
(Wed May 24, 2000 - 1:42:18 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Holly shit. What a storm.
(Wed May 24, 2000 - 1:42:47 pm)
Decoy:
That cleaned all the bird poo off my car.
(Wed May 24, 2000 - 1:46:57 pm)
Decoy:
Louise Slaughter is the only local representative voting against it. I don't think I've ever agreed with her before.
(Wed May 24, 2000 - 1:48:16 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I just can't decide which way screws China the most. I start with that premise. Which way screws China? I say nuke them, and then do whatever the fuck we want.
(Wed May 24, 2000 - 1:50:22 pm)
Decoy:
About 500,000,000 free pairs of blue jeans and Beatles albums should bring them to their cultural knees. Then, we send in the Britney Spears/Rickey Martin Palooza for the kicker, and bang, cheap relaible labor - everything that the USSR promised but didn't deliver.
(Wed May 24, 2000 - 1:53:42 pm)
Chewing Wax:
So you want to vote Yes.
(Wed May 24, 2000 - 1:54:32 pm)
Decoy:
And don't forget the birth control in the Coca-Cola ...
(Wed May 24, 2000 - 1:55:00 pm)
Decoy:
No, I want to nuke them; economic warfare, while very rewarding in the end because it oblitterates them culturally, takes a long time. The USSR staggered about for 8 years or so. Actually its hard to decide.
(Wed May 24, 2000 - 1:57:05 pm)
Chewing Wax:
It is hard to decide. Nuke em.
(Wed May 24, 2000 - 1:58:08 pm)
Decoy:
Can we send in some of this lightning first, just to show them that there is a God?
(Wed May 24, 2000 - 1:59:10 pm)
Decoy:
Its really their leaders who deserve to be vaporized most.
(Wed May 24, 2000 - 2:00:19 pm)
Domes like white elephants:
Give me to China.
(Wed May 24, 2000 - 2:00:34 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Yes. There leaders. We'll send in a team of crack assassins and get the job down quick and clean.
(Wed May 24, 2000 - 2:01:21 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Here's your China for youhttp://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/asia-pacific/newsid_761000/761908.stm
(Wed May 24, 2000 - 2:07:12 pm)
Decoy:
Who dat?
(Wed May 24, 2000 - 2:07:25 pm)
Decoy:
I saw that this morning. Exactly!
(Wed May 24, 2000 - 2:07:53 pm)
Decoy:
Danke!
(Wed May 24, 2000 - 2:08:55 pm)
Decoy:
Send in the Trojan Eye.
We place the Ferris Wheel in front of thier capital building. Then after it gets dark, you Bedivere and I leap out and catch them at unawares.
(Wed May 24, 2000 - 2:11:23 pm)
Decoy:
Apparently your idea could work, its for sale
(Wed May 24, 2000 - 2:12:49 pm)
Chewing Wax:
It just might work
(Wed May 24, 2000 - 2:13:43 pm)
Chen:
Who reaps ou???
(Wed May 24, 2000 - 2:42:21 pm)