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Decoy:
Come and get it!
(Wed May 17, 2000 - 12:47:19 pm)

Decoy:
Get yer Methylated spirits right here, Flugbenzin! get it while it's hot, Petrol - last two cans! Solventi usati! Oops, the cat's got it.
(Wed May 17, 2000 - 12:52:23 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Two Good Humours please
(Wed May 17, 2000 - 12:54:08 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I'm outta here. Going to see Pedro pitch against the Blue Jays. Late
(Wed May 17, 2000 - 1:04:15 pm)

Decoy:
Here's Sleepy and Cushca on their new motor bikes

(Wed May 17, 2000 - 1:05:01 pm)

Decoy:
Say hi to Pedro. Strike 'em out many.
(Wed May 17, 2000 - 1:05:48 pm)

Myk Murphy:
give my regards to that scary stadium with the retractable roof.
(Wed May 17, 2000 - 1:17:18 pm)

Decoy:
There are a total of 88 washrooms throughout SkyDome including 43 Women's, 39 Men's and 6 "Family Service" facilities, for a total of 1280 toilets. In fact, women's toilets in washrooms outnumber men's by 4 to 1 - that's more than any other stadium in North America.
(Wed May 17, 2000 - 1:46:28 pm)

Queenie:
Submitted for your approval (and I will gladly remove these quotes if you want):

ESMERELDA
It's all done with smoke and mirrors. I practically have to sandblast my face to keep from looking like a special effect. Pogue might say, (with Irish accent) "a face like a slapped arse."

***********

DRACULA
('My, Huck, dat sho is gay!' voice)
Celie! (claps hands twice) Fetch me a cool drink!

Pat throws a dirty look at Dracula.

PAT
And you enjoy your amphetamines...Try not to stare.

**********

Seems like there was something else, but I just skimmed the entire draft and didn't find anything else. I think there was something in the manuscript we lifted from here, but never made the cut to the screenplay.

Anyway, if you don't want me to use these, I won't. I'm sure it will be easy to substitute for something else. I didn't think you'd get up in arms about it - I was hoping you would find it as flattering as it really is.
(Wed May 17, 2000 - 1:53:12 pm)

Decoy:
I am flattered. I also want to be rich, famous, and desirable. I guess I'll have to settle for only one of the above.
(Wed May 17, 2000 - 2:02:11 pm)

m©:
m©:Enjoy your Amphetamines..try not to stare. later..(Tue May 16, 2000 - 11:56:33 am)..© 2000/Moleculuxe Design
You GO girl!
(Wed May 17, 2000 - 2:02:11 pm)

m©:
Nice timing Deec
(Wed May 17, 2000 - 2:05:41 pm)

Queenie:
How about a mention in the "special thanks to" part of the credits?
(Wed May 17, 2000 - 2:06:18 pm)

m©:
Sure that and a ticket to Cannes:)
(Wed May 17, 2000 - 2:07:20 pm)

Queenie:
You can go for me...ain't no way I'm flying over an ocean.
(Wed May 17, 2000 - 2:09:20 pm)

m©:
Sounds good Queenie, My Legal team of Wax, Decoy and Dewey Scroom will handle the contract rider clause with the only red m+m's and the deli-tray details.
(Wed May 17, 2000 - 2:15:10 pm)

Queenie:
Listen...since we seem to have a civil truce going...let me ask you guys something. I don't want to do just a plain old interview with RH next month, cause I just did that like six months ago. I want to do something different...something that's clever and fun but not at all imposing to him - as it was before I felt like he just couldn't WAIT for us to go and at any moment could stand up and bitch slap us both - so god knows I don't want to impose on him. What do you think?
(Wed May 17, 2000 - 2:16:19 pm)

Myk Murphy:
take him out to an event. make a big deal out of him. not just a free dinner.... take him hang gliding. make sure he's completely out of his element. that's the way vanity fair works: they take a star, put them in a contrived but new situation, and see how the star behaves. hilarity ensues. writing ensues. done.
(Wed May 17, 2000 - 2:21:57 pm)

m©:
A nice picnic at the beach or somewhere would be ..um conducive to talking rather than bitch poundin'..especially with a long bottle of red wine and falafals involved..but he may have to be drugged to get him in the van..
(Wed May 17, 2000 - 2:24:38 pm)

m©:
Yeah. Or drunken hang gliding.
(Wed May 17, 2000 - 2:26:44 pm)

Queenie:
Hmm...I think I'd like to go for some neat photo op's in that direction, but I think he has a thing with having his picture taken. I don't think he likes it much.
(Wed May 17, 2000 - 2:27:35 pm)

Queenie:
I could just drug him and molest him...not THAT would be a photo op!
(Wed May 17, 2000 - 2:27:57 pm)

Queenie:
I meant to say NOW that would be photo op. Dammit!
(Wed May 17, 2000 - 2:29:01 pm)

Queenie:
Like one of those sketch artists that draws pictures of trials where cameras aren't allowed?
(Wed May 17, 2000 - 2:29:34 pm)

Queenie:
Maybe we'll take him bowling.
(Wed May 17, 2000 - 2:30:11 pm)

m©:
Yeah or have him sketch the photos and He can change anything He likes. Then when he's looking down, drug him.
(Wed May 17, 2000 - 2:31:43 pm)

Queenie:
...then molest him...got it.
(Wed May 17, 2000 - 2:33:37 pm)

Decoy:
A credit is just fine. I'll make that decision unilaterally, since Wax is at the ball game.
(Wed May 17, 2000 - 2:34:41 pm)

Queenie:
Thanks, Decoy. I think Cushca was responsible for the "slapped arse" line, so I would like to get her OK.
(Wed May 17, 2000 - 2:35:45 pm)

Decoy:
This is an interesting question, I love the Vanity Fair approach.
(Wed May 17, 2000 - 2:36:27 pm)

Queenie:
Speaking of ball games...did anyone see the Blazers last night...with Scottie Pippen and that sweet three pointer at 12 seconds that saved the game!?! So beautiful! I'm glad they finally decided to televise one of the games for free this time - usually they're pay-per-view which is BULLSHIT!
(Wed May 17, 2000 - 2:38:00 pm)