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Chewing Wax:
a triumph
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 4:18:40 pm)

Chewing Wax:
you're kind of psychotic.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 4:19:02 pm)

bela:
I would throw it away at home. I would stuff my bag with all these legal documents and then throw them away when I got home.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 4:19:12 pm)

bela:
It was totally psychotic but it really made me feel good. These women were such insane bitches I didn't care. They could be really mean to me.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 4:20:04 pm)

Heruka:
What do you want me to say? If I don't comment, apparently Im a weirdo. Tell me what you want to hear and I'll say it.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 4:21:07 pm)

bela:
Huh? I don't know what you're talking about. I gave you an open to insult me thats all. I thought it would be funny is all. Forget it, you don't have to get a big old bee in yer bonnet about it.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 4:22:06 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I helped out on this big federal cocaine sales and murder conspiracy case a while back. I have a closet full of surveillance tapes the FBI made tapping these phone calls from this guy in prison to his gang on the east side of Buffalo. They were responsible for a rash of violence and drive-by shootings in the early 1990's. Hours and hours of this stuff. They didn't seem to want it back so I kept them. They are unbelievably funny. Everyone went to jail.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 4:22:13 pm)

bela:
Cool. I can't believe the FBI didn't want them back. Oh well, you better keep them in case, you don't want to get in trouble later. I mean, I knew this crap would never catch up to me. Trademarks for stuffed animals and logos and whatnot.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 4:23:43 pm)

Chewing Wax:
They were the defense lawyers copy. Maybe they don't care. My job was to summarize them and look for key evidence to prove our guy was innocent. Innocent. He was the one making all the calls to his buddies. Calling them collect from prison directly under a huge sign saying "CALLS MAY BE MONITORED". Donald "Sly" Green wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 4:26:35 pm)

bela:
That sounds like fun.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 4:28:50 pm)

Heruka:
You should market them. Advertise them on Cops.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 4:30:06 pm)

Chewing Wax:
You think?
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 4:30:22 pm)

Chewing Wax:
How about one of those two minute "NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES" commercials on basic cable?
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 4:30:57 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Warning. Tapes may contain offensive language and adult situations.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 4:31:36 pm)

Heruka:
There you go. If you order now, you get this free video of bela flashing the camera.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 4:32:18 pm)

bela:
No, I don't think so. You wish.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 4:33:29 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I got that picture of Queenie topless. Do you think that would work?
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 4:35:51 pm)

Heruka:
I've never seen that. I'm the only one. I don't think she likes me at all.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 4:37:57 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Poor guy.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 4:42:04 pm)

Queenie:
Eh, you ain't missing much.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 4:42:30 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Tell him you like him so he doesn't pout.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 4:43:03 pm)

Queenie:
I like you Heruka. Very, very much.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 4:45:19 pm)

Chewing Wax:
What's not to like?
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 4:57:13 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I'm going home now. Later everyone.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 5:00:34 pm)

Heruka:
Thgis monitor has had it. I can barely make the outline of this box right now. And on the left side, it's non-existant.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 5:01:14 pm)

Sleepy:
Hello.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 6:53:27 pm)

Sleepy:
Where is my book from Amazon?
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 6:59:25 pm)

Sleepy:
No doubt drinking in a bar with Underwater Moonlight and Fuzzy. For shame.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 7:00:04 pm)

Decoy:
Test.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 7:15:40 pm)

Decoy:
Whoop. I XPified my home computer computer. And they said it wouldn't work.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 7:15:45 pm)

Decoy:
Actually just one of them.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 7:16:07 pm)

Decoy:
Hey everyone, I crashed the tractor into the garage plowing snow. Boy do I feel dumb! The damage is massive.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 7:18:37 pm)

Decoy:
Next time they let us go early from work I just may stay and work. Where I can't hurt anything.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 7:19:28 pm)