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Decoy:

Whadd'ya think? Too childish for a 6 year old?
(Sat Dec 22, 2001 - 2:10:50 pm)

Sleepy:
I saw a book the other day called A Thousand Hounds, featuring photos of hapless dogs. The cats were all adjusting their light meters.
(Sat Dec 22, 2001 - 2:10:56 pm)

Sleepy:
I can't see that picture.
(Sat Dec 22, 2001 - 2:11:28 pm)

Decoy:

(Sat Dec 22, 2001 - 2:11:29 pm)

Decoy:
Hello Hound???? What. there's more?
(Sat Dec 22, 2001 - 2:11:54 pm)

Sleepy:
I have no idea what six year olds like, but that looks pleasing.
(Sat Dec 22, 2001 - 2:12:24 pm)

Decoy:
And Badtz-Maru, and Spottie, and chococat, oh God, I'm doomed. Where does it all come from??
(Sat Dec 22, 2001 - 2:13:02 pm)

Sleepy:
Chococat. I think I've seen that. In an excellent toy shop. Cushca and I played with all the toys for a long time. I recall her zooming across the floor on a hobby horse. We are very young.
(Sat Dec 22, 2001 - 2:14:15 pm)

Decoy:
I don't see any clock radio. I've been decieved! She'll have to do with a box of rocks.
(Sat Dec 22, 2001 - 2:14:55 pm)

Sleepy:
Yes. And an orange. And the same old tapdance routine from her father.
(Sat Dec 22, 2001 - 2:15:24 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Make up your own toys. What'll they know?
(Sat Dec 22, 2001 - 2:15:28 pm)

Sleepy:
Hello Monkey. Hello Vulture. I can see it now.
(Sat Dec 22, 2001 - 2:16:12 pm)

Decoy:

WAFFLEMAKER? This is insane.
(Sat Dec 22, 2001 - 2:16:20 pm)

Sleepy:
Hello Kitty has had a good innings. When will the children tire of her?
(Sat Dec 22, 2001 - 2:17:23 pm)

Decoy:
Apparently never, was it on when you were a little one, Sleepy?
(Sat Dec 22, 2001 - 2:18:46 pm)

Sleepy:
No. No it wasn't. I used to have dolls. And cut their hair.
(Sat Dec 22, 2001 - 2:20:02 pm)

Chewing Wax:
two thousand points for the cricket reference. I think.
(Sat Dec 22, 2001 - 2:21:01 pm)

Decoy:
Ahh yes, back before the cola wars. Before good toys. We used to play duck-duck-rock then; very painful.
(Sat Dec 22, 2001 - 2:21:16 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I want that perpetually drinking bird.
(Sat Dec 22, 2001 - 2:21:27 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Ooop. I missing Football.
(Sat Dec 22, 2001 - 2:22:00 pm)

Sleepy:
The what?
(Sat Dec 22, 2001 - 2:22:04 pm)

Sleepy:
You musn't miss football.
(Sat Dec 22, 2001 - 2:22:21 pm)

Decoy:
The plastic bird tiy that you put water in and it bobs up and down forever.
(Sat Dec 22, 2001 - 2:23:12 pm)

Chewing Wax:
It's got a absorbent beak. Or something.
(Sat Dec 22, 2001 - 2:24:05 pm)

Sleepy:
Does the beak swell up and explode? For fun?
(Sat Dec 22, 2001 - 2:24:49 pm)

Decoy:
It could, with a slight modigication
(Sat Dec 22, 2001 - 2:25:49 pm)

Chewing Wax:
No. You put a glass of water in front of it, and it goes down for a drink, and then it comes up, and then it goes back for more. As long as there is water in the glass it keeps drinking. It's an absolute classic.
(Sat Dec 22, 2001 - 2:26:16 pm)

Chewing Wax:
That's true. With certain modifications, it could do stuff.
(Sat Dec 22, 2001 - 2:26:36 pm)

Decoy:
You could, for example, feed it naptha instead.
(Sat Dec 22, 2001 - 2:27:21 pm)

Sleepy:
You could give them to bad people for Christmas. Then, when their smiling faces inch ever closer to the bulbous beak - blam! Bad stuff all over them.
(Sat Dec 22, 2001 - 2:28:00 pm)

Chewing Wax:

(Sat Dec 22, 2001 - 2:28:44 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Some sort of poisonous flower in that glass I suppose.
(Sat Dec 22, 2001 - 2:29:12 pm)

Chewing Wax:

We aren't far off.
(Sat Dec 22, 2001 - 2:30:25 pm)