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It's a Two Family House. A Two Family House. Paint it and spray it and cover it with figs, it's a Two Family House.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 10:12:29 am)

bela:
See, thats part of my kitchen.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 10:14:19 am)

bela:
Tony Schlesinger can't get her facts straight either. I didn't grow up in Waltham, I told her that and her fact checker that, I think she wanted to keep it because of the Waltham watches thing. Whatever.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 10:15:11 am)

bela:
She got all Tom's facts straight though, she really liked Tom.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 10:15:44 am)

Chewing Wax:
Yeh well, everyone likes Tom.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 10:17:17 am)

Heruka:
It's a newspaper. What do you expect? Lemme get this traight. You paid almost $200k for half of a house? Or did you get the whole house, and your leassing the other half? You could let Queenie move in there.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 10:17:38 am)

bela:
We bought the whole house and bill scummed his way in as our tennant. Hes an old friend of Toms and he was living in a store front on the south side of Williamsburg but it was going up. I like Bill, but hes totally sleazy - really cheap. We don't really hang out with him anymore, I never even see him although last night his even skankier friend Ludwig was throwing things up my stairs last night. Losers.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 10:21:11 am)

bela:
Bill has pulled some scummy moves but whatever. Hes got it made, his apartment is huge and he only pays cheap reant for our area.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 10:22:53 am)

Chewing Wax:
I used to have tennants. I hated that. It completely sucked.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 10:25:01 am)

bela:
Its ok, he's a dirtbag so when he complains we just ignore him.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 10:28:30 am)

bela:
He used to complain about the dogs barking a lot, but I didn't care. He got used to it.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 10:29:18 am)

Heruka:
I hate barking dogs.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 10:30:56 am)

bela:
Yeah, me too.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 10:32:57 am)

Chewing Wax:
I hate tennants who smell funny and take showers without shower curtains and destroy my dining room ceiling.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 10:34:43 am)

Chewing Wax:
But those days are over.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 10:34:59 am)

Heruka:
I feel like I'm going to explode. Mentally I mean.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 10:35:16 am)

Heruka:
Well that ain't very bright.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 10:36:20 am)

bela:
Well, hes gross but I think he has a shower curtain. What he did do though was put his trash in front of the house in a clear blue bag, so the trash men didn't collect it. It sat there for two days - it got ripped open and it was spilling onto the sidewalk and Tom asked me if I knew what the deal was about it. I said that it was most likely scumbag bill and he said he doubted it. So I could see his mail through the bag with his name on it so I told tom and tom told him and at first he tried to deny it was his. Once he had a party in the back yard and he left bbq trash sitting there and it was covered with maggots. That is really gross.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 10:44:22 am)

Chewing Wax:
But why wouldn't the garbage men take garbage in a clear blue bag?
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 10:45:27 am)

bela:
Its so funny though, tom just yells at him.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 10:45:38 am)

bela:
I guess they won't, because they don't have too. Our garbage me will only pick up neat garbage that is in green bags, they clear blue is for recycles. I'm glad they won't pick up any old thing because people are such slobs they throw anything out on the street in any state and expect the garbage men to pick it up.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 10:46:50 am)

bela:
I make sure our garbage is neat and as clean as possible and easy for the garbage men to pick up. Its only right to do that.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 10:48:27 am)

Chewing Wax:
I understand. We have giant tidy city owned blue plastic containers that we wheel out to the street. It's a huge improvement over the piles of bags and what not.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 10:49:06 am)

Decoy:
We have bins, no bags. Green is for garbage, Blue is recycle. Its a great system.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 10:50:19 am)

Decoy:
Garbage collectors only make like $20 an hour, so they can use all the help they can get.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 10:51:07 am)

Chewing Wax:
I thought you country folk just burned your garbage.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 10:51:13 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
I just walked a very long way to get to Fausto's, such is my devotion to their apple crumble. But on the way I did pop into the nearest cakerie but they only had apple and blackberry pie. And instead of saying "no thanks" I said "I'm really sorry, I can't eat blackberries". What in hell? Who can't eat blackberries?
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 10:51:17 am)

Decoy:
Hey, do you tip the garbage collectors?
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 10:51:30 am)

Decoy:
We CAN burn our garbage, but I prefer to send it to the landfill.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 10:52:10 am)

Decoy:
That makes me think, we should get a goat.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 10:52:58 am)

Chewing Wax:
A goat!
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 10:53:11 am)

Chewing Wax:
Speaking of which, how is Heruka's chicken egg farm coming along?
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 10:53:31 am)

Decoy:
Yeah, I'm curious.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 10:54:49 am)