FROM: The Holocaust of a Sad Sack's Diet
DATE: Mon Jan 26 13:06:09 PST 1998
I am in flames. The buildings around me are becoming a blur. I am losing my mind. Spinning sheets of light and dark are wobbling around me like a goofy amusement park ride. The war in my underpants is being lost by both sides--assured mutual destruction? In shorts, I will never eat at Taco Bell for breakfast lunch and dinner three days running again. Mommy.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 26 13:06:04 PST 1998
How come you talk too everyone else, but you wan't talk to me?
FROM: Dr.Rolando Fiek
DATE: Mon Jan 26 13:05:22 PST 1998
Decarboxilation with metal
salts.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 26 13:03:50 PST 1998
Please say something.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 26 13:01:38 PST 1998
Are you ignoring me?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 26 13:00:40 PST 1998
Is anyone out there?
FROM: Dr.Rolando Fiek
DATE: Mon Jan 26 12:58:50 PST 1998
Happy trails, tight lines, and straight shooting, Ralph.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 26 12:56:13 PST 1998
I don't really go for the business suit look. I'd rather just have the jeans and tee-shirt type.
FROM: The bend is sneer
DATE: Mon Jan 26 12:55:42 PST 1998
Thank you for your concern. I will be okay. I have devised a way to float above a hat like Joshy the Chinese Dog by reading aloud from the newspaper. Root beer vats have been filling here and there through some kind of division of sweat particles in my jockey short bands. So long.
FROM: Dr.Rolando Fiek
DATE: Mon Jan 26 12:53:49 PST 1998
pernod not peroxide.
FROM: Dr.Rolando Fiek
DATE: Mon Jan 26 12:52:30 PST 1998
small not mall, eccentric not electric.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 26 12:52:03 PST 1998
I have not been here for 24 hours. And Myk, I had mistaken you for someone else last week . You're really not my type.
FROM: Dr.Rolando Fiek
DATE: Mon Jan 26 12:48:45 PST 1998
Larmont F Granquist said I would be a mall electric hero if I could find a way to
make psychedelic amines from my excess TRYPTOPHAN in the sweatband of my hat, by refluxing with peroxides. The balancer of spheres.
FROM: Professor Skewlogic
DATE: Mon Jan 26 12:34:40 PST 1998
I am having a stroke. But I will be okay. There is absolutely nothing wrong with a stroke as long as your wife doesn't find out. Perfectly legal and all.
FROM: d--k Shawn, Airy
DATE: Mon Jan 26 12:33:05 PST 1998
Ronstadt. Hmm, how interesting.
FROM: PunkSicle Lolligag
DATE: Mon Jan 26 12:32:31 PST 1998
Yah, the Monkees are to punk as Linda Rondsadt is to Hip Hop. What about MC5? Bobby Sherman? The dave clark five? Chet Patsy and the Clinging Vines?
FROM: What's good for the goose is good for the pan-fried okra
DATE: Mon Jan 26 12:30:06 PST 1998
OK, so pretty boys L D and Sting are okay but the Spice Girls are evil. Gotcha.
FROM: Potato in the back of my pants
DATE: Mon Jan 26 12:28:49 PST 1998
Is that a 40-lb. lump of Calcium Hydroxide in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
FROM: Major Bill Smith
DATE: Mon Jan 26 12:27:42 PST 1998
I have a 40 pound colon, possibly Elvis', sitting here ready to go if somebody wants it. Any takers?
FROM: Professor Skewlogic
DATE: Mon Jan 26 12:26:12 PST 1998
Rob, with your razor sharp semantics, you could do well to apply for a position in President Sidesteps ever draining cabinet. "I never said Devo were punk" following the statement "...my favourite punk album is the first Devo record..." is quite amazing. True, you never said Devo was a punk band. You could also say George Washington was the father of our country, even though he had slaves, because "he was nice to them!"
FROM: Rolando Fiek
DATE: Mon Jan 26 12:10:17 PST 1998
I still have a freakin 40-or-so-pound bag of Calcium Hydroxide going to waste.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Jan 26 12:03:00 PST 1998
Holy repeat yourself batman! Sorry I was distracted by my charming daughter who had to come tell me that her favorite Nick Jr. show was on.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Jan 26 12:02:09 PST 1998
I always identified with the little blonde girl that was in love with Jimmy...The one that bribed him for his affections with drugs. The one that stuck by him when no one else would. *sniff* I always identified with that little blonde girl.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Jan 26 11:59:09 PST 1998
Ahh....Quadrophenia....Love Sting in that. I love it when he's in court and the judge issues his fine and he reaches into his jacket and pulls out his checkbook and goes "Have you got a pen, your honor??"
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Jan 26 10:50:56 PST 1998
ok, cushcagirl. (yeah, like you'll read this...) heh.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 26 10:22:42 PST 1998
Myk - I got it, but I have to go home. Already been here for about 25 hours today. Something tomorrow if you can wait. For the rest of you, I'm going. Be good. Bye.
FROM: rOb!
DATE: Mon Jan 26 10:16:47 PST 1998
I never said Devo were punk. I said the first album was the best punk record I've ever heard. There was more angst, more paranoia, more sheer POWER TO f--k s--t UP on any album I've ever heard. Close runners up are the Clash, Ramones, and the Monkees.
FROM: Professor Backwards
DATE: Mon Jan 26 10:11:41 PST 1998
Devo is to Punk as John Ford is to New Wave. They are great, but Punk?
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Jan 26 10:09:06 PST 1998
Er...yes, and those other chaps in Devo, as well. Brilliant.
FROM: rOb!
DATE: Mon Jan 26 10:08:27 PST 1998
So much energy! So much punk attitude! So much weirdness! Mark Mothersbaugh........sigh.
FROM: rOb!
DATE: Mon Jan 26 10:07:22 PST 1998
Of course, you may not want to take my word for it, because my favourite punk album is the first Devo record. My friends all think I'm batty for that.
FROM: rOb!
DATE: Mon Jan 26 10:05:25 PST 1998
Much like Victoria Spice gives me...erm, never mind.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Jan 26 10:04:33 PST 1998
Woo-Hoo may not be the most intellectally stimulating lyric you've ever heard, sak, but 'Parklife' and 'The Great Escape' are two of the smartest pop records I've ever heard. They give me goosebumps with the brilliance.
FROM: Joey Ramone
DATE: Mon Jan 26 09:45:10 PST 1998
How 'bout Tommy Spice... doh! That's the Ramones. Sorry!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 26 09:44:26 PST 1998
Monica Lewinsky Spice is probably the most famous spice girl...
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Jan 26 09:39:38 PST 1998
Bye Sleepy.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Jan 26 09:37:19 PST 1998
i have to surmise that the english ladies work entirely too hard. since we're discussing hardcore, how 'bout the local faves Bad Brains!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 26 09:34:33 PST 1998
Loads of work. Urgh. Bye.
FROM: sak
DATE: Mon Jan 26 09:08:29 PST 1998
rOb, I hardly think that Blurs lyrical content can compare to most of what i listen too. Woo Hoo, what is that anyway????????
FROM: sak
DATE: Mon Jan 26 09:06:50 PST 1998
Im not talking about porn. Im talking of hardcore music. But since we're on the topic...........
FROM: Professor Chickenneck
DATE: Mon Jan 26 09:04:03 PST 1998
Spice Girls are intelligent gurls. Porkchop Spice has a certain charm about her.
FROM: rOb!
<outrage!>
DATE: Mon Jan 26 09:02:04 PST 1998
Blur? One hitters? Are you completely off your rocker? Blur consistently makes some of the most intelligent pop music today! (Yes, I'm really embarassed that I called Dave Dan.).
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Jan 26 09:00:02 PST 1998
All this talk of movies makes me want to watch Quadraphenia again.
FROM: Rolando Fiek
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:57:07 PST 1998
Ringworm spice , the tall one.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:56:23 PST 1998
Rollo, I got one in a sack. Where you want it sent?
FROM: Shak
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:55:40 PST 1998
Yo, Sak, wassup, bro. Hardcore movies are cool. You seen Harlem harlot's? That's awesome dude. British porn, though, with rock bands, is kinda rare. Hardcore's cool though. You let me know you find a hardcore movie with a band in it. We jam.
FROM: Rolando Fiek
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:55:02 PST 1998
I'm asking bacuase I have a freakin 40-or-so-pound bag of Calcium
Hydroxide.
FROM: Yo, Y'all Ready for This!
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:54:02 PST 1998
Okay everybody, your favorite Spice Girl! Mine is Hantavirus Spice!
FROM: sak
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:50:51 PST 1998
Blur!!! One hitters, where have they gone???? Time to support them selves.
I think one Brit movie featuring a band is enough this year. unless it's a hardcore movie.
FROM: Rolando Fiek
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:49:59 PST 1998
A little off topic but do you have a Phalaris dmt extraction?
thanks
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:47:51 PST 1998
i was so bummed that i didn't stick around an extra minute on sat--day, sleepy. i missed you by 30 seconds! i was over at my parents' house, and was just doing a quick email and RH thing.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:41:07 PST 1998
Hi Myk! CW - it's all in the timing. Sigh (again).
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:39:22 PST 1998
I watched a whole lot of Absolutely Fabulous this weekend. That show makes me laugh. Hi Myk.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:38:46 PST 1998
CW - did you get my e:mail?! Sulk.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:36:27 PST 1998
Wow. Nothing, then everything. rOb - Unfortunately, I didn't get chance to listen to much of your CD this weekend. I played a couple of tracks to Orange yesterday, which we both really liked. (Orange sulked when I told him I thought you had a good accent!) However, I'd like to go home right now, have a cup of tea and just listen to it. Alas. I have to work and then see a play. Sigh.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:29:41 PST 1998
ok, what have i missed?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:27:28 PST 1998
DAVE ROWNTREE! HIS NAME IS DAVE ROWNTREE! NOT DAVE!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:26:31 PST 1998
that should've been me.
FROM: riot nrrrrrd.
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:26:11 PST 1998
FROM: rOb!
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:25:26 PST 1998
Cushca, did Sleepy like the CD? Or, did she call it 'rObish'?
FROM: rOb!
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:23:54 PST 1998
Queenie, is that you?
FROM: Damon Albarn
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:23:29 PST 1998
That movie idea stinks.
FROM: Q-eenie
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:23:22 PST 1998
grrrrr power!
FROM: rOb!
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:22:34 PST 1998
DAN: Where the hell is my bass?
DAMON: Dan, you play the drums.
DAN: Oh. Where the hell are my drums?
DAMON: Where's Alex?
DAN: He went to the pub.
DAMON: The pub? Why?
DAN: He got a note from Liam, he wants a truce.
DAMON: A Gallagher calling a truce? NEVER! It must be a trap! Quick, to the Blurmoblie!
FROM: Q-weenie
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:22:22 PST 1998
Don't talk to me about the spice girls
FROM: rOb!
<more of that dramatic scene>
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:20:06 PST 1998
DAN: Yeah, where's my bass?
FROM: rOb!
<scene from Blur:The Motion Picture>
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:19:27 PST 1998
DAMON: Ok, Graham, are you ready?
GRAHAM: (says nothing)
DAMON: Alright, I'll take that as a yes. Dan, are you all set up?
DAN: Uh, yeah, I guess. Where's my bass?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:18:42 PST 1998
Gary Oldman. Woof.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:17:32 PST 1998
lord byron can bench press 100 mustard seeds.
FROM: rOb!
<movie thingy>
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:16:36 PST 1998
You know who else could make an over the top rock n roll movie? Blur. That's right, Blur: The Motion Picture would have everything. The cute guy (Damon), the quiet guy (Graham), the not so bright guy (Dan) and the alcoholic (Alex). They could run around London in the Blurmobile, foiling the plans of the evil Oasis. I think they should get Gary Oldman to play Liam.
FROM: rOb!!
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:13:31 PST 1998
And let me tell you about that Victoria Spice....man, I really really dig the posh one.
FROM: a big greasy
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:12:55 PST 1998
I have a shed door like that. Propped shut with a piece of wood.
Anyway, what did you have for breakfast?
FROM: rOb!
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:12:32 PST 1998
The whole SpiceWorld (which I will attempt to plug again) movie borders on self parody...with the girls making fun of themselves and thier images. It's almost brilliant.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:10:56 PST 1998
How 'boot sum Em an Em's up yoor bum?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:10:48 PST 1998
You're missing the point sak. Their making fun of themselves. It's all really very fabulous and light hearted. Anything which could generate such a savage back lash of hatred and envy has do be doing something right.
FROM: rOb?
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:09:46 PST 1998
Actually, who ever posted the robish thing deserves a coupla kudos. It was fiendishly clever.
FROM: rOb!
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:08:51 PST 1998
rObish! I get it. Hardee-f--king-har.
FROM: sak
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:06:51 PST 1998
No offense, but it it right for the spice girls to promote thier girl power, womens lib schebil and then at the same time exploit themselves as sex objects and fantasies for 15 yr old boys in a locked bathroom????? Is thatr the image that todays women want for themselves?????
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:04:42 PST 1998
it's rObish!!
FROM: rOb!
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:01:22 PST 1998
Hello, all. Did I mention Victoria Spice? mmmmmmmmm......
Sleepy, did you listen to the CD? What did you think? Please, be brutally honest.
FROM: sak
DATE: Mon Jan 26 08:00:02 PST 1998
Hi all, how is everybody today? Im comming off a strange weekend myself.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 26 07:56:02 PST 1998
WAKEY, WAKEY!!!!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 26 07:50:26 PST 1998
He laughed a laugh that echoed round the fortress and said wait 'til you see the statues in my bathroom ...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 26 07:24:31 PST 1998
Hi rOb!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 26 07:22:48 PST 1998
I wonder where Myk is? Probably recovering from birthday revelry.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 26 07:15:43 PST 1998
Just who is in charge here? Decoy must be asleep or the bosom part would have been erased.....
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 26 07:14:30 PST 1998
Hello there! But are you aware that she is now the property of one Mr David Beckham of Manchester United Footballing Club? In Manchester? In England?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Jan 26 07:13:55 PST 1998
Hello rOb. I don't think big bosoms are required at all. But I'm not making the rules am I?
FROM: rOb!
DATE: Mon Jan 26 07:07:56 PST 1998
Victoria Spice.....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 26 07:05:09 PST 1998
Does that then also mean that you have to have big bosoms to be sexy???
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 26 07:03:47 PST 1998
There's is no Sexy Spice. Henceforth, there will only be Cushca Spice. Bow before me.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Jan 26 07:03:00 PST 1998
I'm suddenly very intrigued by these so called Spice Girls.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Jan 26 07:00:47 PST 1998
Now I'm confused. Is Sexy Spice the same as Ginger Spice or did I just dream that Ginger part up?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 26 06:53:13 PST 1998
It had to result in fisticuffs sometime. GIRL POWER!!!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Jan 26 06:51:51 PST 1998
Was there much screaming and cursing and witchface calling?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 26 06:46:00 PST 1998
In a race for the photocopier, Sleepy held me in a vice-like grip until my wrist went pink. She is capable of evil......
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Jan 26 06:39:32 PST 1998
Hi Cushca. Sleepy - no, I'm not sulking. Apparently it's going to hang out in Rio for Carnival. I've waited this long, I can wait until Lent. Please e-mail me said porno shot for proper disposal. Oh yeh - that deal in Boston. Cool.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 26 06:23:31 PST 1998
Cushca - I haven't sinned. It must be you.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 26 06:22:16 PST 1998
Sleepy, do you think we're being ignored for our sins?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 26 06:01:40 PST 1998
Oops. I downloaded a porn shot, by accident. Ha, ha. I hope they don't track me down here.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 26 05:57:32 PST 1998
Fine. Ignore me. I'm going to move bits of paper around and curse a lot.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 26 05:53:17 PST 1998
It's that all-day Robyn-a-thon thingy tomorrow isn't it?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 26 05:49:41 PST 1998
Cushca - Cushca - Cushca. Is here.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 26 05:48:19 PST 1998
So, did the Seattle Seahawks win the Superbowl?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 26 05:46:16 PST 1998
Are you sulking then boy?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Jan 26 05:39:33 PST 1998
No.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 26 05:36:39 PST 1998
Baby food? Did you get Underwater Moonlight?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Jan 26 05:05:31 PST 1998
Thank you Sleepy. I bought some baby food for the cat but he'd have none of it so I ate it. Chicken and vegetables. Chicken and carrots more like. Not bad with salt though.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 26 05:01:22 PST 1998
Hi. Baby Spice. Food. Yum.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Jan 26 04:58:54 PST 1998
Ok. I read an article in the paper explaining everything to me. All right. I looked at the picture. There's Posh, and Sport, and Scary, and Ginger... ah damn. What's that last one? And who the hell is Jewel?
FROM: Sleepy
<understatement of the day>
DATE: Mon Jan 26 03:08:37 PST 1998
Good morning. President Clinton. Oh, dear.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 26 01:25:47 PST 1998
No-one. GIRL POWER!!!!!
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Jan 26 00:18:12 PST 1998
Speaking of Leonardo DiCaprio. Who's seen the movie called "Total Eclipse?"
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Jan 26 00:17:22 PST 1998
Guess I "missed the boat" on that one? Heh heh. Good point about the corset. (to whomever said that). Didn't quite catch that. Ask me some time about such similar effects in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?" I have a whole spiel about the cinematic manipulations so subtle you barely notice them (Like me and the corset thing).
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Jan 26 00:13:53 PST 1998
So are you saying that successful person=bad person?? Leonardo DiCaprio makes money doing what he does therefore he's just as bad as a (inarguably) UNTALETED Spice Girl??
FROM: The Rambling Drunk Critical Mess
DATE: Sun Jan 25 22:54:20 PST 1998
Leo McKern is the finest young actor to come along since Marjoe Gortner.
FROM: The Rambling Critic
DATE: Sun Jan 25 22:53:04 PST 1998
But the T.itanic was probably the best disaster movie ever made, there really was an effort to tell a story on multiple levels like good movies should....case in point: Kate's mom tightening Kate's corset while Kate is realizing she is being smothered by her impending nuptials. You didn't get that kind of mutli-layering in Earthquake, although the Poopsidedown Adventure had it's archetypal figures...
FROM: Pop Culture Demons Don't Tell Lies
DATE: Sun Jan 25 22:50:12 PST 1998
Woa, see, Leo is a guy, and cute. The spice girls are not guys, not cute (though sexually easy). Leo probably has about as much money as one of the spice girls, but his stakes will be rising like body part floating up from the ship.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sun Jan 25 22:39:46 PST 1998
I have yet to see Leonardo DiCaprio do something plastic...Unless you think t-tanic was plastic, which a lot of people do, so that would be understandable. But whatever your opinions on t-tanic may be, you must admit that everything he's done up till now has been pretty un-Hollywood.
FROM: is it so much to ask for people to sit quietly?
DATE: Sun Jan 25 20:53:51 PST 1998
what higher plane does Growing pains occupy over Spice girls? same plastic smell,Jim. flavor of the month.Leonardo DiCaprio played the orphan pig that Mike brought home and was eventually adopted by
the beaver family,The sky frowned and spat.
Snarling, it bit into the ground
Crying in anger! made me vomit , god bless 'em.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Sun Jan 25 20:21:44 PST 1998
finally, a good super bowl. glad that elway got a ring... he deserves one. sleepy's play-by-play had me rollin'.
FROM:
DATE: Sun Jan 25 20:04:20 PST 1998
Queenie, it's been fun talking to you but it's time to run ... sorta new to this chat thing, but there are interesting discussions to be found. goodnite
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sun Jan 25 20:00:00 PST 1998
That movie made me vomit and gave me nightmares. I still can't watch it. It totally shocks me that someone would bring little kids to that movie!
FROM:
DATE: Sun Jan 25 19:59:02 PST 1998
no one can differentiate between going to the movies and sitting in front of the tv with a video--or, it's just plain selfishness and rudeness
FROM:
DATE: Sun Jan 25 19:57:13 PST 1998
babies don't bother me as much as toddlers and preschoolers and even 9 and 10 year olds, depending on the movie. when i saw platoon there were two 8 year olds in front of us, and that really upset me that the parents were exposing their kids to that violence and horror
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sun Jan 25 19:56:18 PST 1998
People were yakking all through it too. Why is it so much to ask for people to sit quietly for a few hours and just be quiet?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sun Jan 25 19:54:50 PST 1998
Well this was a matinee and it was worth it because of the spectacle of the big ship sinking for sure. And Leonardo DiCaprio can do no wrong in my eyes. My only complaints are a--HOLES WHO BRING THEIR BABIES AND CELL PHONES TO THE MOVIES!!!!!
FROM:
DATE: Sun Jan 25 19:52:30 PST 1998
i always try for the matinees myself, but the bigger blockbuster types have been going for 7.50 lately--makes me sick
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sun Jan 25 19:51:25 PST 1998
Where the hell do you live that movies cost $7.50??????
FROM:
DATE: Sun Jan 25 19:50:50 PST 1998
i can't believe the WB censor sometimes ...
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sun Jan 25 19:50:41 PST 1998
What do they say on the REM page?
FROM:
DATE: Sun Jan 25 19:50:15 PST 1998
most american people aren't interested in american football. cracks me up that the nfl is taking the game to italy andmexico, and they;re all going mad for it. So was t-tanic worth the 7.50?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sun Jan 25 19:50:11 PST 1998
Leonardo DiCaprio played the orphan boy that Mike brought home and was eventually adopted by the Seaver family, god bless 'em.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sun Jan 25 19:48:39 PST 1998
Are english people really interested in american football?
FROM:
DATE: Sun Jan 25 19:48:26 PST 1998
don't remember Leonardo in Growing Pains. hmmmm.
FROM:
DATE: Sun Jan 25 19:47:45 PST 1998
Hi Queenie ... you Robyn Hitchc--k types have been getting quite a rep on the REM page ... had to see for myself.
FROM: Queenie Spice
DATE: Sun Jan 25 19:47:21 PST 1998
Back in the old "Growing Pains" days.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sun Jan 25 19:46:46 PST 1998
I liked Leonardo DiCaprio before he was cool.
FROM: Scary Spice
DATE: Sun Jan 25 19:46:30 PST 1998
Who's been dissing us in here?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sun Jan 25 19:44:50 PST 1998
Mind fuzzy. Anon...I'm sure you're right. I will just have to make an extra effort to make sure my daughter has a decent grasp of reality before she's old enough to be exposed to un-savory, outside influences. It's not the decline of pop culture that I care about. It's her. Good enough? Sorry, not thinking clearly. Everytime I try to have a coherent thought, I just get a mental image of Kate Winslet's lips. And when she had to pry her frozen hand from his?? *shudder*
FROM:
DATE: Sun Jan 25 19:42:07 PST 1998
I heard you people are all nuts over here.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sun Jan 25 19:39:32 PST 1998
Can't think. Just saw "Titanic." Suffering from Acute Sensory Overload.
FROM: hooded
DATE: Sun Jan 25 17:04:33 PST 1998
Sleepy- any plans to replace Frank Gifford? Think about it, you've got real tallent! I saw clean steve during the 1/2 time show!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Sun Jan 25 16:13:07 PST 1998
Another computer ad! Incredible! Nasdaq. That's what I say. Goodnight.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Sun Jan 25 16:09:38 PST 1998
No offence to sports fans intended, of course! :o)
FROM: Sleepy
<Reporting Live From San Diego>
DATE: Sun Jan 25 16:00:02 PST 1998
Hello. I guess you're all watching the telly at the moment, as am I. Jewel is resplendent in a lilac sweater. Lots of people running around with padding on. All piling onto the ground. Looking pensive. People with giants cheeses on their head. Hmm. Oooh, 7 all. Another ad break. Sigh. It's nice Gary Imlach. What's going on? I have no idea. Oh, another car ad. Let's have another aerial view of the stadium. Another car ad. And now a computer ad. Hang on, here's a bit of action. Still 7 all. Bit of shoving going on. They're all on the ground again. They're up. No, now they're on the ground again. Just under two minutes remaining in the opening quarter apparently. Man in a blue top is taking a long time to get up. Hmm. Reporter seems concerned. I'll leave you to enjoy the rest...
FROM: old rotten cot.
DATE: Sun Jan 25 15:16:24 PST 1998
Spumco.com was truly swollen. of course, Like the car.. El Dorado.... sell my teeth..Ducatti MK IV with a full race cam..once upon a.
FROM: generous motorcade
DATE: Sun Jan 25 14:38:57 PST 1998
how do you afford your rock 'n' roll lifestyle. have you got a moto guzzi. nice leather jacket.
FROM: mr. mastadom
DATE: Sun Jan 25 14:35:55 PST 1998
birds fall from the window above mine. the only way i can see their horizontal flight is to get up out of my chair and go to the window.
FROM: mr. mastadom
DATE: Sun Jan 25 14:33:59 PST 1998
FROM: Liedown Comic
DATE: Sun Jan 25 14:30:18 PST 1998
Mooch, did you check out Spumco? Pretty mindless fun, eh? Sacramento is about 90 miles from SF. That's about all I know, except that's where Cake is from and they rule.
FROM: Dr. Spice Drop
DATE: Sun Jan 25 14:29:10 PST 1998
QUeenie: I responded to the apparent threat you were undoubtedly feeling regarding the Spice Whores; that's why I said, Meow. You were being catty. I was letting you know nobody around here spend a lot of time THINKING about the importance or lack of importance of the Spice Girls as a way of saying, Hey Queenie, we don't care about them. You don't have to either. If you want to talk about the decline and fall of popular culture, you will find deaf ears here because nobody cares, and that's why our culture is dying. You on the other hand have admitted to Really Thinking About The Spice Girls; the deeper meaning of it all. Fine! But do not perceive a persecution where none exists. We don't care about the spice girls; we do care about your opinions. I for one wish you would shoot a little higher than the spice girls. And now I am going to watch the pinnacle of pop culture events, the super bowl.
FROM:
DATE: Sun Jan 25 04:45:56 PST 1998
Erica Jong appears to be posting on the REM board. Interesting.
FROM: Just exactly how stupid does they governmant think we are?
DATE: Sat Jan 24 23:44:29 PST 1998
short-sighted, thimble-headed, cross-eyed ghekos I have
dreams that I'm kicking aliens' a--es, when in reality they are Earth belly fury and will surprise many.
Mother nature rules unleash power
While wind fire and water will join
In a dance when all squirrels rejoice
.
FROM: visions of {censored}
DATE: Sat Jan 24 23:32:33 PST 1998
If the Earth stopped spinning RIGHT___HOLD ON___ NOW! Flinging us
out into space, which one of the Spice Girls had three vasectomies on
Consecutive Tuesdays of last month?
Ooohh.... when is it going to stop spinning??? I can NOT wait!!!!
*GIGGLES*
FROM: old rotten cot.
DATE: Sat Jan 24 23:29:00 PST 1998
Roger Moore's in it, stroking a pig?
FROM: rOb!
DATE: Sat Jan 24 20:55:38 PST 1998
I'm sorry, I can't help it. "SpiceWorld" was truly funny. Mark McKinney (for such a small role) is worth the $4.25 matinee. Roger Moore's in it, stroking a pig. Bob Geldof's in it, getting a hair-do from Scary Spice. Elvis Costello's in it as a bartender (he looked really dazed). Bob Hoskin's in it as a male version of Geri....you'll have to see it to understand. At ant rate, I reccomend it. Honest.
FROM: rOb!
<me! i disconnect from you!>
DATE: Sat Jan 24 20:49:32 PST 1998
Saw the Spice Girls movie. I really really really liked it (sorry Queenie). Also, I think I fell in love with the Spice known as Victoria. Girl Power indeed.
FROM: Alu paratha with dahi and mango pickle
DATE: Sat Jan 24 20:15:17 PST 1998
Anyone Like to eat Lard on it's own? I do!! I love it, sometimes I slice
it thin,
and make a sandwich out of it, try it you will be surprised how tasty it
is.
FROM: Zoot Large Horns Rollo
DATE: Sat Jan 24 18:51:19 PST 1998
Yes, thank the cheesy acts of the world. on an old rotten cot.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Sat Jan 24 16:39:56 PST 1998
I can confidently predict that 'No Surprises' will be the only decent song to feature on TOTP this evening. Anyway, I'm going now. Bye.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Sat Jan 24 16:36:59 PST 1998
Darn. I think I've just missed you. Just thought I'd log on quickly, having watched Music of the Millenium - 100 top albums. Sgt Pepper was number one. Quite rightly so. I've switched over to watch Top of the Pops, which is absolutely dire. Oh, hang on, Radiohead are on! Woo hoo.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Sat Jan 24 16:29:57 PST 1998
Myk?! Hello!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Sat Jan 24 16:29:11 PST 1998
here's a thought: we should thank the cheesy acts of the world, such as the Spice Girls. it is sometimes pointed out by record execs and other money people in the industry that the cash cows like the spice girls (note the nasty bovine reference toward them) allow less profitable artists to remain on large labels, with large label support. anyone who thinks that robyn h. has been particularly profitable for warner should have his head checked. consider the greatness of artists like joe jackson, now on sony's Classical label... he embodies true musical "high art" talent, and heavily uses sony's extensive resources (lots of session musicians, super-high production quality, guest "stars" on the recordings, etc.) but the "low art" pop music pays for his activities. such is the music biz today. (1)it is well-known that pop music subsidizes classical, specialty, and other niche styles of music. (2)it is also recognized that we cannot turn many people on to quality music. if we accept the 2 preceding statements, then we should encourage all our friends and neighbors to go buy the top-40 crap from the various record labels, in order to subsidize our "niche" interest: robyn.
FROM: Horns Large Horns
DATE: Sat Jan 24 16:07:32 PST 1998
Anyone wanna talk about Robyn?
FROM: Mr Pez Fact
DATE: Sat Jan 24 15:58:31 PST 1998
Cherry flavor PEZ was discontinued in the US several years ago and was replaced by Grape flavor PEZ. However, Cherry PEZ is readily available in Canada and Europe. It was discontinued in the US because PEZ Candy thought that children would not want a candy that tasted much like cough medicine.
FROM: Zoot Rollo
DATE: Sat Jan 24 15:55:00 PST 1998
no.
FROM: Trout Mask Replica
DATE: Sat Jan 24 15:34:45 PST 1998
Anyone around?
FROM: m
DATE: Sat Jan 24 15:02:35 PST 1998
Queenie I'm not saying you are stupid.
..but raging at the color of the sky will do very little to change it..at any rate this, is hardly the place and I am not the person to vent at regarding your opinions of idiotic music groups. who cares?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sat Jan 24 14:46:10 PST 1998
I'm not THAT stupid, M. I don't just blindly go about hating things. Like I said, I've thought a lot about it. But I already said I wouldn't talk about it anymore. Understand that it's extremely frustrating for me to read a post like that and not be able to respond because I said I wouldn't. Please, let's all drop it.
FROM: m
DATE: Sat Jan 24 14:26:40 PST 1998
Queenie, the spice girls are this decades "Archies", nothing more..Product..happy little elves in miniskirts...squeaky dollies..just look the other way, really, there's no accounting for taste. nothing to get up about..
FROM: m
DATE: Sat Jan 24 14:07:14 PST 1998
Hey thanks for the Ren and Stimpy link, LDC..How's Sacto?..raining the bark off the trees here...later..
FROM: Emylie
DATE: Sat Jan 24 13:52:27 PST 1998
Hello everyone! The guy who introduced himself as BG really made me laugh. And by the way I am me and not the result of somebody's nightmare!!!!!!!!!
FROM: The Spice Grills
DATE: Sat Jan 24 12:40:11 PST 1998
Fair enough. There are no Spice Girls supporters or 'defenders' on this board Queenie, merely posters who tolerate them as a fact of life, knowing that if they weren't here, another equally shallow band would fill their (very high) shoes in an instant. Let the Spice Girls jibes end here! Robyn Hitchc--k will save the world for us!
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sat Jan 24 12:26:32 PST 1998
Once I had to abandon my own Dandy Warhols chat room because I kept irritating all the Dandy's fans by complaining about their phony, Oasis-like rock star attitudes and the effects it had on our little community and the music scene in general. I realized that it was a Dandy Warhol room, and a place for fans of the group to come and talk about how much they liked them. I realized that it was unfair of me to show up and bad mouth their favorite band on what I considered to be their "turf." So I never posted there again out of respect for those kids. I found myself a minute ago sitting here thinking I should do the same thing now and stop posting on this board because I don't want to offend all the Spice Girls supporters but then I realized Hey! THis is a goddamn Robyn Hitchc--k message board, who is, the last time I checked, the polar opposite of everything the Spice Girls are. I have every right to speak my mind about this here. And I, for the LIFE of me, cannot comprehend how someone who listens to RH, an inarguably more clever and intelligent brand of music, could defend talentless trash like the Spice Girls. But I will take steps to keep the peace. Being a person that does not make snap judgements or tries not to have knee-jerk reactions, my reasons for thinking the Spice Girls are threatning are very well explored and thought out. I would be happy to share these reasons with anyone who wants to hear and maybe open some eyes, but I will no longer just offer them out to the world because my opinions are clearly not wanted here by some. I don't want to upset the people that I consider my new friends over something so dopey. And, if left un-provoked, that should be my last statement on the subject.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sat Jan 24 12:14:19 PST 1998
Maybe not a threat to you, but they are to some; women, parents, etc.
FROM: Dr. Spice
DATE: Sat Jan 24 00:35:48 PST 1998
The Spice Girls don't matter! So maybe they do have fat thighs! Who cares! I don't! The Spice Girls are a non-issue! Get OVER IT!.......
FROM: LieDown Comic
DATE: Sat Jan 24 00:00:02 PST 1998
Mooch! Have you been to Spumco.com? It's the website created by Jon K, inventor of Ren and Stimpy. There are some fun animations on the page. Worth checking out, also, for the great interviews.
FROM: Henry's Spinning Underpants
DATE: Fri Jan 23 23:58:14 PST 1998
I spun over for a minute to see the obsessive compulsive anally fixated gents who seem to congregate here. Just remember, wash your hands and use caution when sharing toys. Cleanliness may very well save your life!
FROM: Dr. Spice
DATE: Fri Jan 23 23:56:21 PST 1998
Queenie, you seem to have fixated on the Spice Girls. Again, MEOW! NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE f--kING SPICE GIRLS! WE LIKE YOU, GET OVER THE SPICE GIRLS. THE SPICE GIRLS ARE NOT A THREAT TO YOU!
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Fri Jan 23 23:42:44 PST 1998
Where is everyone tonight? At the premier of the Spice Girls movie I suppose. The guy in the local paper said sitting through that movie was like drowning in a pool of My Little Pony sweat or being mauled to death by Care Bears.
FROM: Alex "Underpants" Tarburgerby
DATE: Fri Jan 23 22:53:52 PST 1998
Did you shut the shed door behind you?
FROM: Boris Grebenschikov
DATE: Fri Jan 23 22:48:17 PST 1998
Be ready Amerikans,I now singing am. In the yours country now , be ready.
FROM: last night's pizza reheated.
DATE: Fri Jan 23 22:39:09 PST 1998
ATTENTION
I possess a simple idea for soaps bathing ( toilet )production.
FROM: KNICKERBALL XL5
DATE: Fri Jan 23 22:32:10 PST 1998
Damned Gary and Sylvia Anderson!
FROM: Knicker Fixer Knocker Upper
DATE: Fri Jan 23 18:16:02 PST 1998
Hillary and I have an open marriage. Besides, it isn't adultery as long as the chick leaves her knickers on.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 23 17:41:53 PST 1998
whos got a knicker fixiation? ..CMON please Myk
FROM:
<alternity>
DATE: Fri Jan 23 17:15:22 PST 1998
awww cmon Myk pleasee thats too much work ..send me the tape..Ill send you one back
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 23 16:21:07 PST 1998
you appear to have a knicker fixation
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 23 16:20:09 PST 1998
incredible ... no-one... then... someone
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 23 16:19:39 PST 1998
it's so quiet on here... shhh...
FROM: The Knickers rule!
DATE: Fri Jan 23 16:19:14 PST 1998
The New York Knickers are my favorite NBA team!
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 23 15:00:07 PST 1998
I thought Jesus' middle name was Heruka...
FROM: Kind offer, Myk.
<Knicker elastic king>
DATE: Fri Jan 23 13:01:53 PST 1998
Jesus H Christ, wasn't tapdancing last time I saw
him. He was very friendly, though, said his middle name was Henry.
but he let me call him Hank. Bill, Get out now, you trolling tosspot.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 23 12:53:39 PST 1998
sorry, folks, i don't think i'll take on the role of "tape guy"! not such a good idea, me thinks. perhaps i shall reconsider the proposition. as for availability, Acoustic Sounds STILL has it available for purchase!! (i just called). it's $12.50 US, and their number is 1-800-9ANALOG. it's in LP format ONLY. the record's order code is "AWAR 46339". they will say the record is called "Moss Elixir/Mossy Liquor - Outtakes, Prototypes..." don't worry, this is just "Mossy Liquor", the LP. ok?
FROM: Henry's Spinning Purple Shoe
DATE: Fri Jan 23 12:01:10 PST 1998
Ooh, moochy, you snuck in there. How's every little thing? I like purple shoes. They are so, uh, purple. Later potater. Clinton, we hardly knew you (and wish we never had).
FROM: m
DATE: Fri Jan 23 11:58:24 PST 1998
Jeez, I sound like I'm hyperventilating..less coffee..
FROM: Henry's Spinning Brain
DATE: Fri Jan 23 11:58:07 PST 1998
Emylie, in short, it seems Myk has set up a tape pirating scheme with a single item on the catalog: the much sought after Mossy Liquor, a vinyl only instant classic from Robyn containing alternate versions of songs from Moss Elixir. Er, uh, Myk, how 'bout one for me, too?
FROM: mooch
DATE: Fri Jan 23 11:56:31 PST 1998
hey everyone..nice purple shoes Henry..Hey Wax,.. don't smuggle anything into Russia..my friend (one of the first Canadian business contingency into post 'USSR' Russia) Was rolled( put through endless forms and eventually just said f' it.) for his toothpaste and toilet paper. I'm sure things have improved there. Truly watch the vodka you pour down your neck,!it's a scary scary thing! But Vic says screw the advise, Have fun!!HEY 'Uncle Myk' congrats!!EaTrom says people born on the 22nd are destined for greatness, and going to toy stores is fun.Hello to everyone, I'm so busy doing non-comp tasks, that I don't get much more time than to just read what you've all posted..with no time to post..but It's great to be "back" to normal, so now I run...later
FROM: Emylie
DATE: Fri Jan 23 11:07:18 PST 1998
I'm back. What's been going on without me?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Fri Jan 23 10:51:49 PST 1998
Sleepy...I doubt they're from Portland since I've never heard of them. But we got Everclear! And the goddamn Dandy Warhols! Proof again that all you need is ego!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 23 10:48:27 PST 1998
I think I'll buy me a nice bottle of mossy liquor - maybe Glenfiddich. Very expensive that mossy liquor.
FROM: alternity
<alternit@ix.netcom.com>
DATE: Fri Jan 23 10:38:55 PST 1998
MyK Please send me a tape of mossy Liquor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! alternity
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 23 09:37:15 PST 1998
Bye bye Sleepy. Have a cozy evening.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 23 09:31:38 PST 1998
I'm going to scramble off home now. Have good weekends all. Oh, one question for Queenie - do you like That Dog? They're from Portland aren't they? I really like Retreat From The Sun. Bye.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 23 09:27:52 PST 1998
Hello again. Sadly, every day I can see Mossy Liquor taunting me next to the CD player with a kind of smug look on its face. Kind offer, Myk.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 23 09:20:35 PST 1998
Damned Soft Boys album sent me a post card from Switzerland. I'm off to collect it. I'll post from the Alps. Later.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 23 09:06:56 PST 1998
Oooh Myk - will you make me a tape too? Like Sleepy, I have no record player. Sad really. Emylie checks out with an authentic russian e-mail address and everything!
FROM: A political downfall resulting from the inability to keep one's pants zipped.
DATE: Fri Jan 23 09:06:02 PST 1998
Ya know, I voted for Bubba, but I wouldn't if I had the chance today to do it all over again. He's a lying sack of s. A sorry man, and ultimately a weak, dangerous individual.
FROM: Put the chicken between yer knees fer all I care...
DATE: Fri Jan 23 09:03:47 PST 1998
Does the werewolf really hang out at Trader Vic's?
FROM: Hmm, how interesting.
DATE: Fri Jan 23 09:02:21 PST 1998
How many of you REALLY believe Emylie is a Muscovite Robyn fan and not the result of the phantasmagorical nightmares of our very own clay water wipe, WB?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 23 08:56:27 PST 1998
huh? sleepy? you don't have Mossy Liquor???? well, i'll correct that immediately! how 'bout a tape of it? email me a place to send it, darlin'.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 23 08:46:53 PST 1998
I think I'll just lie down on the sofa this evening and watch Frasier through one semi-open eye. Or just listen to Moss Elixir (and at the same time wonder what Mossy Liquor sounds like). I just wanted to put that potentially very attractive vision into everyone's mind. E:mails can be very slow. Discuss...
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 23 08:20:55 PST 1998
So we're all in agreement. Lunch at Trader Vic's?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 23 08:06:59 PST 1998
busy busy work day. ugh.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 23 07:39:16 PST 1998
hey hey Mykman!
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 23 07:36:32 PST 1998
"Im the king at rock. That is my name"
-Run DMC
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 23 07:36:22 PST 1998
hey hey, sakboy. sleepy, you make me giggle to no end!