FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 23 07:33:25 PST 1998
nope sleepy. His mouse!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 23 07:24:29 PST 1998
sak - I a--ume you're referring to a coffee cup.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 23 07:21:12 PST 1998
Sleepy, how are ya. You always aknowledge me. Thanx
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 23 07:20:26 PST 1998
His grip is only around one thing. And it's not me.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 23 07:19:53 PST 1998
Ho, ho.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 23 07:19:10 PST 1998
Hi sak. I see CW has released you from his vice-like grip. Or is it the other way round?
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 23 07:17:38 PST 1998
hi people . people hi .
FROM: Emylie
DATE: Fri Jan 23 07:15:40 PST 1998
Oh, sorry, I have to leave. I'll be back in a while.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 23 07:10:55 PST 1998
I can do nothing to make sense of those last postings. Best just let them decompose naturally...
FROM: Emylie
DATE: Fri Jan 23 07:10:19 PST 1998
CW - I've just sent you a strange e-mail... The point is that I'm getting to know a person in such way for the first time in my life and I'm a little bit nervous about that. I'm just 17 and I have very little experience of mixing with people from other countries... But it seems to be so interesting!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 23 07:10:01 PST 1998
Oh, for f--k's sake, I mean RH for Moss Elixir (don'tI?!) Oh, it's too much today...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 23 07:05:22 PST 1998
Arh. That sounds really creepy in retrospect! Maybe substitute 'Moss Elixir' for the words 'Robyn Hitchc--k'!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 23 07:03:46 PST 1998
That's happy news. Here's mummy, here's daddy and this, little girl, is Robyn Hitchc--k...
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 23 06:56:08 PST 1998
birthdays rock! speaking of births, my brother became a first-time father last night! a baby girl! yeah! mother and daughter are just fine.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 23 06:37:42 PST 1998
It's somebodies birthday on Sunday? Wow. If you keep that up you'll be older than me soon.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 23 05:45:46 PST 1998
Hi Myk. Who's the birthday boy on Sunday then?! hooded - West Ruislip is near Rickmansworth, so hopefully, that should clear things up for you... But seriously, folks, it's in Middlesex, which is north/west of London. Ruislip (as opposed to its more westerly neighbour) appears to have a website:- http://www.sunpar.demon.co.uk/. I believe WR has a tube and train service into swinging London. CW - another Russia trip - lucky you!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 23 05:38:46 PST 1998
good morning. good to see everyone. so, wax, that russia trip is almost a "go", eh? cool, glad it could happen. success for hooded! the world needs more brewpubs! sorry to hear that today is a sad one for cushca.
FROM: Chewing Wax
<chewingwax@hotmail.com>
DATE: Fri Jan 23 05:08:02 PST 1998
Morning hooded. Our American friends are late home tonight. (Roger Waters). Um, oh yeh - Emylie - why don't you e-mail me and we can make plans?
FROM: hooded
DATE: Fri Jan 23 05:05:50 PST 1998
I hate when people talk loud during shows. you usually need to yell for other people to hear you. Good morning everyone (afternoon Emylie). A rather slow start today, need coffee! Sleepy- Where is West Ruislup? My cousin is moving there with the Air Force, he says its right near London. Later all (Myk- A brew pub is opening down the block from me! Oh Joy!).
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 23 05:03:57 PST 1998
I think my Underwater Moonlight went south for a skiing holiday. Hey MTS. Congratulations. Emylie, I plan to arrive in Moscow on Wednesday if my visa problems get cleared up. Stupid security checks.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 23 04:59:22 PST 1998
I still don't know when I'm going to see JC. I must make sure I get my false head back from the dry cleaners in time.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 23 04:52:40 PST 1998
Glad you had a good day MTS. Nothing unusual happened at the gig. He looked a little upset that the crowd was so talkative. If you go to one of his shows, be sure to yell at the audence to shut up if they're being noisy!
FROM: morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Fri Jan 23 04:50:19 PST 1998
Sleepy - Which night are you visting Mr. Cope? I'm going on the 15th if your false head is ready??
FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Fri Jan 23 04:39:33 PST 1998
I had a great day, thank you. Everything went really well and much fun was had by all, I even took an extreme fit if the giggles during the vows. Did Robyn do anything unusual/interesting that I should know about? I don't think I can go to his next show but I will try my best to be at the one after.
FROM: Emylie
DATE: Fri Jan 23 04:29:54 PST 1998
Hello MTS, hello mr. Wax! I'm very glad to see you. CW - are you serious about your coming to Moscow???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 23 04:26:47 PST 1998
Morning CW. Good morning Mr Married Man! How did it go?! Robyn was good, but he missed you, obviously.
FROM: Emylie (perhaps the only RH fan in Russia)
DATE: Fri Jan 23 04:23:06 PST 1998
I heard that Robyn is a good friend of Boris Grebenschikov (sounds great in English), a famous Russian singer-songwriter. Oh, how I hope that someday Robyn decides to visit his friend... He hasn't been in Russia yet, has he?
FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Fri Jan 23 04:19:08 PST 1998
Hello, my dear friends. How is everyone today? Sleepy, did you see Robyn? Was he good? Does he miss me?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 23 04:16:45 PST 1998
uuuugh. Yip yip yip. Oooh. Friday. Hey Emylie, where are you in Moscow? I'm going there on business next week and it would be fun to smuggle in some RH ablums for you. I'd sell them for a very reasonable price.
FROM: Emylie
DATE: Fri Jan 23 04:06:49 PST 1998
Sounds rather sad...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 23 03:49:32 PST 1998
Hello again Emylie. Unfortunately, Cushca has gone to a funeral. (Conversation stops in its tracks. Lonesome dustball rolls across main street of empty ghost-town.)
FROM: Emylie
DATE: Fri Jan 23 02:41:51 PST 1998
...and good morning Sleepy! What's happened to Cushca?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 23 02:10:11 PST 1998
Oh, Good Afternoon Emylie.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 23 02:09:20 PST 1998
Good morning. Yes, that was really me, Myk. I just got back from seeing a band called Moreau's Island. I hope you listened to Sonic Youth's 'Kool Thing' - one of the only songs I know by them! Cushca isn't here today. Boo. However, the good news is that it's FRIDAY. Yeah!
FROM: Emylie
DATE: Fri Jan 23 01:53:13 PST 1998
Good afternoon!
FROM: Henry's Spinning Brain
DATE: Thu Jan 22 23:12:07 PST 1998
Hovering above the food, I examine the very top of a fly's potato eye, painting green and peanut butter-colored circles around it's vibrating euro-vibe computer socket. A terminal with pink fat lips and lyposuctioned cheeks swaggers down the pipeline in purple rock and roll slipper clogs, one a spiked affair with knives protruding, the other round and wooded and fitted with velvet baubles.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Jan 22 21:45:58 PST 1998
He does not want to see my moony, moony face. (or swim my milky, milky way) :)
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Jan 22 21:45:02 PST 1998
rOb doesn't need another satellite. *sigh*
FROM: rOb!
DATE: Thu Jan 22 20:51:45 PST 1998
Well, now I'm off to bed (Big day tommorow), belly full and mind empty.
FROM: rOb!
DATE: Thu Jan 22 20:49:26 PST 1998
Hmmm....never had you pegged as a Sonic Youth fan, Myk. Most of their stuff just bores me, although I'll admit, 'Sister' is a great album. 'Confusion Is Sex,' isn't bad either.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 20:41:52 PST 1998
yeah, rob, my postings are erratic lately. lorraine's postings, in contrast, are erotic. heh. adrienne sounds like a wonderful girl. i hope you enjoyed that spaghetti! too much pasta really clobbers me. i can barely get up, and i just want to nap. time to listen to Sonic Youth, a band that is unlikely to cover an RH tune. heh.
FROM: Alex "Underpants" Darby
DATE: Thu Jan 22 20:00:28 PST 1998
at the end i came away with a vague feeling of
understanding what he was trying to get at, but without being able to put it
into words necessarily.
FROM: Norio Mori
DATE: Thu Jan 22 19:47:52 PST 1998
Hello I am new.
I am from Japan.
What is this newsgrup?
I always have eggs and sausages.
Have you ever eat a Susi or Tenpura?
Sushi. Good for breakfast, lunch, or dinner.
FROM: 0((_!_))0
DATE: Thu Jan 22 19:43:22 PST 1998
(__(*)__)
FROM: screen of flies
DATE: Thu Jan 22 19:37:41 PST 1998
I possess a simple idea for soaps bathing ( toilet )production.
It can decrease the costs in up to 6 (six) percent each unit.
It allows change a habit of the people.
The soaps bathing start to do part of recycled products,
that before only was possible for paper, glasses or plastic!
Now available for soaps bathing!
FROM: rOb!
DATE: Thu Jan 22 19:36:27 PST 1998
Sitting in front of me as I type, is the largest bowl of spaghetti I have ever seen. It's pretty good, too.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Thu Jan 22 19:35:29 PST 1998
Queenie, you shouldn't be jealous. It could never work out between us.
FROM: rOb!
DATE: Thu Jan 22 19:34:41 PST 1998
Wow...Myk's here at night! Adrienne is a wonderful wonderful girl. She's really funny, really smart, really pretty, and she seems to like me. What more could I ask for?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Jan 22 19:33:51 PST 1998
I just learned this one... (_|_) ...It's a butt, get it?
FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 22 19:31:48 PST 1998
Adrienne. Hmph.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 19:23:15 PST 1998
very cool news, rob. tell us about the lovely adrienne!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 19:22:11 PST 1998
lorraine, why would i need you when i settled for the "oh i get it" scenario. now i have a lovely cardboard cutout, which can offer me so much more personality than you. i hope you take that the right way. giggle. ...in all seriousness, V, you are a silly one. was that really you, sleepy?
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Thu Jan 22 18:59:55 PST 1998
Wot a day. I'm glad it's over. I get to see Adrienne tommorow for the first time in two weeks! YAY!
FROM: Henry's Spinning Brain
DATE: Thu Jan 22 18:09:03 PST 1998
Sleepy, I think Myk is in a commercial, so I was speculating on possible outtakes. Jism Eater: the end is closer than you might think....on the tip of your tongue.
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Thu Jan 22 17:00:58 PST 1998
Since no-one appears to be around, guess I'll do something productive. Seinfelds on in an hour, best not make it too productive. Maybe I'll stop by and sample a nice foamy Guinness not too warm and not too cold. You know. Just to make sure it's up to par!! I'll stop rambling now Bye-Bye!!
FROM: Jism eater
DATE: Thu Jan 22 16:57:15 PST 1998
Repent, the end is near!!!!!
FROM: H
DATE: Thu Jan 22 16:48:54 PST 1998
Goodnight
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 16:42:02 PST 1998
Sorry - that last one was me - I've no idea what you're talking about! Goodnight!
FROM: It's true - I read it in a newspaper
DATE: Thu Jan 22 16:39:21 PST 1998
Don't forget that one final version where Myk enters the record store, Celine leaps out from behind the counter, shoves him to the ground, steps over him, dons 12" platform shoes and goes off to become French-Canadian Spice.
FROM: Alright, Yeah!
DATE: Thu Jan 22 16:13:48 PST 1998
In another version, Myk tears up the joint, throwing CD's everywhere, tipping over large displays, and smashing video monitors (god does anybody remember music withouth videos?). Finally Myk is thrown out. The Celine Dion cutout it seen through the window, crumpled.
FROM: Oh, I get it!
DATE: Thu Jan 22 14:58:35 PST 1998
The guy in the commercial is Myk and he was actually looking for the new Robyn. The unedited commercial shows a dejected Myk leaving without new "Jewels" because it's been delayed, and a clerk catching up to him and handing over one of those Celine Dion lifesize cutout's because she'd seen him checking out the legs.
FROM: Refereee
DATE: Thu Jan 22 14:56:16 PST 1998
Queenie... uh, you were being "catty"....so, "Meow...." Get it?
FROM: lorraine
DATE: Thu Jan 22 13:34:35 PST 1998
Yes Myk, I've got the hots for you. Do you want to make out?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 13:09:33 PST 1998
no, queenie, didn't know about that commercial. my mother bought the latest celine dion. due to good fortune, i really don't know her work. apparently she can sing rather well, but i wouldn't know. she also has lovely legs, judging from the gigantic postersboards in the record stores. while not relevant to her singing, i guess that helps sell records. perhaps robyn should sport something that makes him look "leggy" for his next promo photos. heh heh.
FROM: Emylie
DATE: Thu Jan 22 13:02:43 PST 1998
Hi mr. Murphy! I's cold in Moscow tonight, as usual. And about the record stores... RH albums are rarities here, so they are rather expensive. I've managed to get only four of them on cassetts. Oh, poor me!...Sorry, I have to leave my computer. See you tomorrow!
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Jan 22 12:31:53 PST 1998
Or were you already making that reference?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Jan 22 12:31:06 PST 1998
It's probably not at all like that commercial with the guy who walks through the snow just to find out that the record store doesn't have the latest by Celine Dion.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 12:29:17 PST 1998
heh heh. for queenie: "saucer of milk, table for two... [feline shriek] phhhttt!" as Austin might say! i think i would need to be rather intoxicated to go see and enjoy that film. why not? heh. greetings, emylie... how's the weather in Moscow tonite? and how are the record stores there?
FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 22 12:26:21 PST 1998
I won't wear bells. Hell, I won't wear anything. Hell, I won't be there. Hell, I won't leave my house. Hell, who cares?
FROM: Referee
DATE: Thu Jan 22 12:23:24 PST 1998
Queenie: Meow!
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Jan 22 12:17:54 PST 1998
Actually I think the Spice Girls teach little girls a very important lesson...You don't have to be talented or even attractive to make millions selling records! And if you wear really, really big shoes, no one will notice your fat thighs!
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Jan 22 12:16:04 PST 1998
Well, the Spice Girls movie opens tomorrow so I guess you guys will all be there with bells on.
FROM: Emylie (perhaps the only RH fan in Moscow)
DATE: Thu Jan 22 12:14:44 PST 1998
Dobriy vecher (ŸÓ·•šÈ ’—•)! That's the Russian for "good evening".
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 12:01:47 PST 1998
damn, missed all the fun.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 22 10:44:05 PST 1998
It's dark outside and we're wearing our.... Bye. Boats eh?
FROM: h
DATE: Thu Jan 22 10:38:02 PST 1998
gotta go!!
FROM: h
DATE: Thu Jan 22 10:37:51 PST 1998
Sea-Doo, nah I want a yacht!!!! Boats pick up chicks like nothing else can. just so you know.
FROM:
<on a mission from god-I get it now! duh!>
DATE: Thu Jan 22 10:35:58 PST 1998
we've got a half tank of gas, a twleve pack, and a pack of cigs. (something like that).
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 22 10:33:59 PST 1998
Boat show eh? Win a Sea Doo?
FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 22 10:33:23 PST 1998
I'm still eyeing Soft Boys 1977-1981, must buy, must buy!!! Still can't find Black Snake Diamond(?), although I did fins Swans-the Burning World!!
FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 22 10:31:23 PST 1998
Moonlight!!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 22 10:31:18 PST 1998
Blues Brothers reference. Sorry. Underwater Moonlight is reportedly the very best of the three Softboys albums.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 22 10:30:01 PST 1998
sunglasses, for what? boat show tomorrow!!!yippee
FROM: h
DATE: Thu Jan 22 10:29:28 PST 1998
since nobody is here i'm gone!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 22 10:28:44 PST 1998
Hey Willybee. Got your sunglasses on?
FROM: h
DATE: Thu Jan 22 10:28:27 PST 1998
whats underwater noonlight?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 22 10:27:21 PST 1998
Well, well, well - I'm going home. See you.
FROM: heruka
<on a mission from god>
DATE: Thu Jan 22 10:25:49 PST 1998
well well well!
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 22 10:22:56 PST 1998
She's a crazy stalking woman; and she has very cold hands also.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 22 10:19:53 PST 1998
You're very very funny. I live two miles from that Art Gallery.
FROM: Sleepy
<I've got a US Guide - don't panic!>
DATE: Thu Jan 22 10:17:13 PST 1998
* Update * Underwater Moonlight last spotted admiring a Renoir in Albright-Knox Art Gallery. Believed to be considering a pasta salad for lunch...
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 22 10:14:37 PST 1998
Mmmm. Tastes like cack.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 22 10:12:41 PST 1998
Mmmm. Green.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 22 10:05:03 PST 1998
Good night nurse.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 22 10:00:31 PST 1998
Good night.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 09:55:33 PST 1998
Goodnight.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 22 09:34:17 PST 1998
Maybe that would explain who is writing in my name and causing such trouble.......
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 09:33:20 PST 1998
Wow. So it's Myk lorraine's been after all this time. A day of discovery, indeed...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 09:32:05 PST 1998
"Nobody appreciates the things they've got. Honey, without you I haven't got a lot." There's another one. You're in luck (we're not there), I don't know any more lines.
FROM: lorraine
DATE: Thu Jan 22 09:32:03 PST 1998
I'm sure you look fabulous in you favorite suit. notaminutegoesbythatidon'tthinkofyou!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 09:14:09 PST 1998
"I wake up in the morning and I face the east. I am in the paws of an enormous beast." A sentimental, but appealing line from 'I Feel Beautiful'. Tee hee.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 09:05:49 PST 1998
They're playing XTC on the radio. Queenie and rOb would be glad about that. It's Peter Pumpkinhead.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 22 09:00:31 PST 1998
I beat him up. He was asking for it.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 09:00:18 PST 1998
Bye wp.
FROM: wp
DATE: Thu Jan 22 08:59:37 PST 1998
sorry, bit slow there, want to sleep. going now. bye.
FROM: wp
DATE: Thu Jan 22 08:58:47 PST 1998
it was meant to be French, bit rusty though. What are you recovering from.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 08:58:25 PST 1998
I should translate for you:- "Yes, it is Spanish. You are a hairdresser. Where is the outbuilding? And the small box of figs, also?"
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 22 08:54:03 PST 1998
C'est le Francais, bien sur. Du bist ein Meerschweinchen. Wo ist das Verkehrsamt? Und die Wellensittich also?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 22 08:45:45 PST 1998
Now was that French or Italian?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 22 08:45:02 PST 1998
wp - I think I'm starting to recover. Thanks for asking.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 08:44:30 PST 1998
hi princess. bye everyone, see ya later. i'm wearing my favorite suit today, so i'll avoid the sticky children. yuk.
FROM: wp
DATE: Thu Jan 22 08:42:47 PST 1998
mais ouis, mon petit pois!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 08:42:34 PST 1998
Coffee?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 08:41:30 PST 1998
wp - are you going to come and see Robyn with me one day?
FROM: wp
DATE: Thu Jan 22 08:40:37 PST 1998
No, he is gone, banished from the land of the idiots!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 08:39:47 PST 1998
wp! Anyone been swearing at you lately?
FROM: wp
DATE: Thu Jan 22 08:39:41 PST 1998
Hi Wax, how are you?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 22 08:38:17 PST 1998
That last exchange took approximately three readings to understand. I'm very slow. Hi wp. Mozart rules.
FROM: web princess
DATE: Thu Jan 22 08:33:34 PST 1998
just thought i'd pop in.. can't stay long though!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 08:32:57 PST 1998
i thought you'd never ask...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 08:25:37 PST 1998
Amadeus?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 22 08:13:57 PST 1998
Rock me!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 22 08:11:16 PST 1998
Rochester has had a long standing problem with small sticky children. Just ask Decoy about his.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 08:07:58 PST 1998
* Update * Underwater Moonlight spotted approaching Rochester. Small child reported to be interested in placing sticky fingers on inside cover.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 22 07:55:05 PST 1998
Yes, I was listening to it. Came right after Globe of Frogs on the Greatest Hits album and just shut my happy dancing Bangels mood right down. As to the location of my Underwater Moonlight - whoo hoo!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 07:51:32 PST 1998
You're right there, CW. Are you listening to it now? Underwater Moonlight is approaching Cape Cod as we speak.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 22 07:47:51 PST 1998
Legalized Murder is not a happy summery song.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 22 07:42:39 PST 1998
Which one of you is holding up delivery of my Underwater Moonlight?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 07:28:07 PST 1998
aw, c'mon, cushca! ok, i'll try to keep at least one foot in the basket at all times! heh heh. summery songs? not a bad idea, sleepygirl. chris isaak is groovy.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 07:11:07 PST 1998
moment - singular
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 07:08:07 PST 1998
I'm playing lots of summery songs at the moments whilst gliding over several mundane tasks. I recommend listening to Blink's 'Happy Day', Victoria Williams' 'Sunshine Country' or some very smooth Chris Isaak tunes. Ah, lovely...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 06:48:46 PST 1998
Did anyone visit the House of Figgy fan photo site? It's really jolly. Is Voltaic in one of the SF shots, I ask myself... I can't help but wonder what a group shot of the message board posters would look like! It is possible to fit so many false heads in one photograph...?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 22 06:48:09 PST 1998
Ay up - knock it off you! You know there's none of that sort of frisky business on this board. There will be no talk here of tousling or any such other activity and any resulting excitement which may or may not occur as a result of this highly illegal practice - by order of Grand Chief Justice Decoy.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 06:09:59 PST 1998
"tousled" is a wonderful thing. thinking of this, i shall have great difficulty with mundane tasks for the rest of the day...
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 22 06:07:08 PST 1998
Hello there my dears; my hair is fine thank you for asking. The front part is kind of tangled back in a silver twisty clip thing. So my mane is free and (as I believe the young folks say) tousled. In very essence, it's messy.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 22 06:03:30 PST 1998
Why hello there Cushca. How's your hair today?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 06:02:50 PST 1998
hello, cushca, my light in the darkness i call "thursday". no, actually, this looks like it's going to be a good day. dumb meeting at 12:30, but other than that...
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 22 05:59:00 PST 1998
Coo-coo ca-choo boys.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 22 05:57:59 PST 1998
Hi Myk - and thank you very much Sleepy for the coffee. That was very nice of you. Myk - watch out for those soft drinks. They are full of poison.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 05:54:29 PST 1998
"she's full of happy beans." yeah, i take my coffee black, but i don't usually drink it. i prefer soft drinks. the company cafeteria is usually a bad place to actually eat. primarily, it should used as a center for research.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 22 05:49:47 PST 1998
Black.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 05:40:50 PST 1998
CW: I've got beans. Right here (shakes hand). How do you take your coffee?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 05:39:19 PST 1998
Hi Myk. You can add 'lousy food in staff restaurant' to the growing list of doom!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 05:27:14 PST 1998
hmmm... bad omens already: no coffee, icy telephone poles, night nurse (that one just sounds ominous). scary thursday!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 22 05:22:36 PST 1998
Hi hooded. So I finally trudge across the frozen wind swept compound to make the coffee and there are no beans to grind. That makes me very very angry.
FROM: hooded
DATE: Thu Jan 22 05:06:33 PST 1998
Oh well, I really didn't have too much faith in it. I thought he didn't believe in computers and tv anyway. Sleepy- plenty of warmth in payday today! Now that I get to keep it all, I look forward to it! WooHoo!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 04:59:48 PST 1998
Hi hooded. Unfortunately, it wasn't rh, but a very good impersonation of him. Keep warm.
FROM: hooded
DATE: Thu Jan 22 04:54:56 PST 1998
good morning RH music lovers! Its not a very good morning in my corner of the world. It rained lightly all night and now I have a 1/2 inch to scrape off my car! I went back a few archives to read the alledged RH post and I too believe it to be the real deal. 'grooveular' and 'message thing' I would expect from our beloved uniting thread. If it was an imposter (V or anon.), wouldn't he have something nasty to say to us all? Well I'm off to the world of frozen telephone poles and tundra! bye.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 22 04:53:16 PST 1998
Still no coffee. Still very busy. Please do not take my silence personally, darlings.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 22 04:42:23 PST 1998
I wasn't aware that my laughter impeded your writing skills.......
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 22 04:29:40 PST 1998
Oh how I laughed.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 04:24:04 PST 1998
That sounds like our Night Nurse. Did you get my tragic e:mails?!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 22 04:22:51 PST 1998
The lovely grey of dawn is just now approaching. It was very dark on my walk here, but on the good side, there were no cars to dodge. I've never heard of Night Nurse. Do you have Nyqil? It's a thick green foul tasting knock you out cold sort of drug.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 22 04:13:50 PST 1998
Try Night Nurse. You can fly on Night Nurse.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 04:12:58 PST 1998
Good morning! You're in early. Is it still dark outside?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 22 04:11:04 PST 1998
Good morning people on the world wide web. I'm trying some new drugs today. The line between us is so thin I might as well be you. Time for...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 03:44:17 PST 1998
toilet, not toiled!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 22 02:33:00 PST 1998
Good morning. Hello Green Hornet. Nice posting and your name keeps making me smile (in between choking on breakfast)! James are from Manchester incidentally and, praise be!, they played the song Laid yesterday. CW - please slap my e:mails about the head and send them back with their tails between their legs. Oh, one more thing... This is probably something no-one wishes to know, but someone had scrawled on the toiled wall in lipstick: "Something Shakespeare never said was 'you've got to be kidding'"! You get a better class of graffiti at the 12-Bar!
FROM: The Green Hornet
DATE: Wed Jan 21 21:18:54 PST 1998
Hi Kiddies. Nice to get news from Sleepy about the album, etc. James is great...but I thought they were Irish. At any rate, Laid is a fantastic album. Addictive. Everyone here should go and check out the stuff the House of Figgy guy has been doing with Fegmaniax "members," people who meet "in robyn's name." It's very nice and cheery and deserves a nod. There is a glowing description of Robyn's fans, too, and I couldn't help feeling that some of us don't deserve the Respect granted us. (People who write some of the mean crap here, for instance--do you put gum in people's hair at concerts, too? Or do you simply stay outside and break into peoples' cars and never bother to go in and listen?)
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 20:28:25 PST 1998
rOB, does Queenie go down on you?
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 20:22:39 PST 1998
there go ROb and Queenie....
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 20:20:22 PST 1998
there go ROb and Queenie....to have cyber sex with each other.
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 20:17:58 PST 1998
there go ROb and Queenie....off to make out!
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Wed Jan 21 19:35:13 PST 1998
Sure, meet me in the Eric Matthews room. Nobody ever goes there.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Wed Jan 21 19:34:43 PST 1998
rOb...rOb...rOb...rOb
FROM: rOb,
DATE: Wed Jan 21 19:34:40 PST 1998
Queenie, can we chat in one of your rooms on POMN?
FROM: for Queenie..........
DATE: Wed Jan 21 19:33:39 PST 1998
http://home.earthlink.net/~lowbot/mfb/
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Wed Jan 21 19:33:20 PST 1998
To all the bungled and the botched...I am your patron saint.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Wed Jan 21 19:32:32 PST 1998
Southern accent, eh? Queenie, you were right, it does say 'like a f--king landmine'. That's what you're gonna put in your e-mail signature? Cool, you'll have to send me an e-mail so I can see it.
FROM: Gary Anderson
DATE: Wed Jan 21 18:30:26 PST 1998
Do you swank down the street like one of the Wooden Tops, acknowledging petty
criminals in your wake?
FROM: Juggler
DATE: Wed Jan 21 17:29:19 PST 1998
Night then... i'm back off to UTM.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 21 17:25:34 PST 1998
Yes thanks, wp. I'll say goodnight for the last time tonight! Until around ten hours time..... zzz
FROM: web princess
DATE: Wed Jan 21 17:23:37 PST 1998
Sleepy?
FROM: Sleepy
<Goodnight I Say (yeah, yeah, sorry)>
DATE: Wed Jan 21 17:21:27 PST 1998
One last thing before I reach for the light... rOb - I chose to keep the blue cover - good choice, eh?! What I've heard of your album so far, sounds very interesting. I've found myself singing Elizabeth on several occasions. I'm going to dedicate a sizeable chunk of time to it at the weekend. You've got a splendid Southern accent, by the way! OK - I am now leaving the living room. Bye.
FROM: wp
DATE: Wed Jan 21 17:17:57 PST 1998
did you have a nice time?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 21 17:08:44 PST 1998
Good afternoon/evening. I've just got back from seeing James, Homer and Robyn. James were magnificent - one of the best British bands in existence. Homer had a lot of good new material. I would have paid more attention to them, but my companion saw fit to place a Pez dispenser on my leg during a particularly sombre Leonard Cohen cover, which caused me to laugh a great deal. Robyn played, amongst others, Arms of Love and an initially unrecognisable Goodnight, I Say. I haven't heard that live for years. The audience were quite chatty, which, understandably, unsettled him a little, since the venue is extremely tiny and all sound seems amplified there. Jewels For Sophia and Viva Sea-Tac sounded wonderful and buoyant. A curious girl sitting next to me kept saying "Please Sir, will you play Ride for me", but she said it very quietly. She also insisted on clapping during songs. Odd. I spoke to Tim Keegan after his set and he compounded the 'how-long-do-we-have-to-wait-for-a-new-studio-album' agony by telling me how fabulous it sounds so far. Pah! "All of the groovers came down from Vancouver, some of them came up from Oregon". That's it - I'm going to bed. Goodnight.
FROM: Prinnie
DATE: Wed Jan 21 16:50:21 PST 1998
Yep. Sorry guys. Bye! Going to Feg around (ha ha) on the net.
FROM: Prinnie
DATE: Wed Jan 21 16:50:18 PST 1998
Yep. Sorry guys. Bye! Going to Feg around (ha ha) on the net.
FROM: The frustrated IE 4 user.
DATE: Wed Jan 21 16:49:16 PST 1998
Hey all, just checking if this program still double posts....it might be a conflict between the browser and the cgi script, maybe.
FROM: The frustrated IE 4 user.
DATE: Wed Jan 21 16:49:13 PST 1998
Hey all, just checking if this program still double posts....it might be a conflict between the browser and the cgi script, maybe.
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 16:47:12 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting.
FROM: I may be "anon," but I ain't an imposter!
DATE: Wed Jan 21 16:44:53 PST 1998
"Nice" referred to the gesture you had made, not to you personally, my stockinged Patron Saint of the Persecution Complex!
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 16:05:27 PST 1998
Potty mouth
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Wed Jan 21 15:12:38 PST 1998
And my heart ain't breakin' because Anon doesn't think I'm "nice."
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Wed Jan 21 15:11:36 PST 1998
Anything with cuss words is my "alternate" signature for use only with certain people, you understand. I just thought it was an interesting statement. Right now my standard signature reads "Everyone knows I am a saint in luminous stockings."
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 15:00:52 PST 1998
My email signature says, simply, "Everybody's sometimes and some people's all the time blues..."
FROM: Hmm, how interesting.
DATE: Wed Jan 21 14:19:30 PST 1998
Queenie, you're going to put "It was there all the time like a f--king landmine," on your email signature? Nice.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Wed Jan 21 13:58:23 PST 1998
And for the record, I think the faux British accent in "Little Pieces" is perfectly appropriate.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Wed Jan 21 13:54:55 PST 1998
What's the URL for your group's web site again??
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Wed Jan 21 13:51:54 PST 1998
"It was there all the time like a f--king landmine" Unless I am wrong about what you said again.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Wed Jan 21 13:46:54 PST 1998
That last post was for Queenie, obviously.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Wed Jan 21 13:46:28 PST 1998
One of my lyrics? Which one?
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Wed Jan 21 13:45:30 PST 1998
Sleepy, did you like the CD? I'd have to say the blue one is the rarer. It's the only blue one in existence.
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 13:14:08 PST 1998
What the hell is going on here, anyway?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Wed Jan 21 12:20:38 PST 1998
Congratulations rOb...One of your lyrics has officially been made one of Queenie's Favorite Email Signatures. You will be receiving a check and a plaque in the mail anytime.
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 12:03:44 PST 1998
At least I am not an imposter and a propagandist for the pedophile librarians of america
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 12:03:08 PST 1998
Board whore? That's a little like the black beans calling the coagulated juice black!
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 12:02:07 PST 1998
What does it mean when your kitty spits at the computer?
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 12:01:10 PST 1998
I lost my mind today. While I was looking for it, I met a nice man named Gerald who said he'd seen a brain spinning on the freeway, hovering over the cars as the raced by underneath. Some kids who'd played hooky from school were throwing rocks at it. Occasionally it would get beaned, though most of the rocks landed on moving cars. When the cops arrived the kids took off. The shredded brain continued to spin though it appeared to be mortally wounded. Gerald suggested I should come here for solace.
FROM: Gippy
DATE: Wed Jan 21 11:41:12 PST 1998
Queenie are you anon?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Wed Jan 21 11:18:38 PST 1998
I think some people need to relocate to the Spice Girls Fan Board.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 21 10:32:13 PST 1998
Hey. It's the real me now. Lonely on the board today huh? My butter knife has been upgraded to a rather nice chain saw. I'm much happier now.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Jan 21 10:26:11 PST 1998
I knew it.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Jan 21 10:15:33 PST 1998
Wax would never spell my name wrong.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 21 10:07:36 PST 1998
Cuschca my love, are you flirting with no one again?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Jan 21 10:05:57 PST 1998
I take it everyone has buggered off and left me? How very gallant.
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 10:03:17 PST 1998
I don't really.
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:53:07 PST 1998
I know who you are.
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:50:58 PST 1998
goodbye, you've made my day much brighter.
FROM: I have to take
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:45:47 PST 1998
Have to go talk to my professor about my master's thesis. You're too much fun, you sexy one.
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:44:24 PST 1998
Cushca (if that is really you) ignore him, he's just looking for the attention the real world doesn't give him. With good reason mind you. I'm pretty sure his worst fear is if everyone stopped visiting this board. Which brings to mind. I maybe putting up my own MB when I get my web site up and running! It's been delayed due to my dumping my ISP!!
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:42:41 PST 1998
Cushca can look after herself. She doesn't need to ask for anyone's help. You must all know this by now. Grow up.
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:38:59 PST 1998
H, what am I suppose to call you then?
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:38:13 PST 1998
Goodbye everyone, except for you Voltaic. I anticipate one day p--sing on your corpse. Just the thought fills me with joy.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:37:01 PST 1998
Shut it, board whore!
FROM: How i found you all. Hey there!
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:36:55 PST 1998
I lost my mind yesterday, and looked every for it. Finally, I found it spinning like a top on the sidewalk. As I bent down to pick it up, a skateboarder raced by, "vooom!" and ran over it. When I went to emergency and explained what had happened, they told me to come here.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:35:24 PST 1998
Heruka: I'm so glad you're here. Sak wants me to shave my head bald. And, some other person keeps saying f--k off to me. Tell them to go away!
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:34:19 PST 1998
H - yes, I'm still here. But you're not supposed to call me that anymore. It contains a subliminal message of flirting. Didn't you know it was banned???
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:33:44 PST 1998
For more information on how to treat a lady, please proceed to the President's chat room. Keyword: 'GOBABY'
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:32:47 PST 1998
Freakbeat On-Line: Bevis Frond - Delerium's Psychedelic Web. Bevis Frond - Revisted.
By Richard Allen. Since we interviewed Bevis Frond in issue four of Freakbeat a great deal
has...
--http://www.delerium.co.uk/freakbea/archive/intview/bevis_fr.html
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:32:28 PST 1998
Bearing in mind Decoy's words of yesterday, I can say that this is so much more interesting that the usual daytime chit-chat. Yes. Very interesting indeed. Do chat on.
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:31:45 PST 1998
You're not suppose to say f--k off to a lady. Don't you have any manners?
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:31:19 PST 1998
Duh...
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:31:08 PST 1998
Bevis
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:30:59 PST 1998
Is my little Cushca-Cushca-Cushca out there?
FROM: wonder-boy
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:30:38 PST 1998
Why don't you guys go to the batman site and abuse the arnold fans. You might find that sort of amusing.
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:30:32 PST 1998
Betty Ford?
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:30:15 PST 1998
I am the REAL Cushca. You're ruining all my fun!
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:30:04 PST 1998
Beavis?
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:29:58 PST 1998
Hmm, did everyone who is worth a damn leave? Busy, busy, busy!
FROM: Urrr
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:28:56 PST 1998
Has anybody seen my Bevis Frond?????
FROM: loser-boy
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:26:53 PST 1998
Aah, Heruka is at it again I see.
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:26:31 PST 1998
f--k off.
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:25:42 PST 1998
Stop saying the "f" word, or you will be banned from this board by WB.
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:24:12 PST 1998
You're going to have to help me, so I can learn to eat eggs the proper way. Can you come over tonight and teach me? But no tabasco sauce. Too hot for me.
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:23:32 PST 1998
Aah, loser-boy is at it again I see.
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:19:37 PST 1998
NO, YOU'RE f--kING NOT!
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:19:35 PST 1998
No you're bloody not. For God's sake you people are the lamest of the lame.
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:18:17 PST 1998
YES, I AM CUSHCA!
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:16:35 PST 1998
No, it's coffee, not tea. With cream but no sugar.
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:15:43 PST 1998
Why can't you russle up some fried bread? No one will mind. You are
British/English (?) so they'll just put it down to eccentricity.
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:15:13 PST 1998
THAT'S NOT CUSHCA.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:13:08 PST 1998
Sak: How can I dislike you when I don't even know who you are. I'm sure there are a lot of girls out there with shaved heads that would satisfy you. I prefer having hair. And I love a challenge. You shouldn't have given the answer away about the midget. I would have figured it out myself. And, I don't like being called Queen Smut of Smutland. I am not smut, you are. I've seen all those x-rated magazines you get delivered to your mailbox. How do you get the time to read them all. OOhh, I forgot. You don't read them, you just drool over all the pictures.
FROM: eggo
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:12:19 PST 1998
Take just the top off, add a little salt for each dipping and dip the
bread and butter soldier in. Pause halfway and eat some of the white
around the top then continue dipping into the yolk. Then finish the
white, upturn the empty shell and bash hell out of it. Tea, not coffee.
No sugar. Milk.
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:10:01 PST 1998
The board is dead. Please pay your respects.
FROM: lizzie
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:06:59 PST 1998
Or did I completely trash the board?!! I'll see y'all later :)
FROM: lizzie
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:06:16 PST 1998
Did I make an archive?
FROM: lizzie
DATE: Wed Jan 21 09:05:01 PST 1998
Hiya! How is everyone? I'm just groovy