FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 21 08:55:57 PST 1998
i'd rather follow the shoe. (how creepy... i haven't discussed "life of brian" in years, and yet a silly local DJ played the "brian" theme song on the radio today.) not until august or september? so that would mean that the film doesn't show until then. what a drag. i was looking forward to a springtime release! well, i gotta run, so have a nice day, since i'll be tied up in meeting nonsense for a long time.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 21 08:55:01 PST 1998
No Underwater Moonlight yet. The record store hasn't called me.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 21 08:48:34 PST 1998
That's a long time away from now it seems.
FROM: sak
DATE: Wed Jan 21 08:48:21 PST 1998
Bye Bye. Have to go get one day closer to my degree. Later
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 21 08:48:07 PST 1998
Hello.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 21 08:47:16 PST 1998
Oh hello there.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 21 08:46:50 PST 1998
Hey Cushca. Did Sleepy split all ready?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 21 08:46:38 PST 1998
Probably.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 21 08:45:57 PST 1998
One other thing - soundtrack album will be out August/September.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Jan 21 08:41:32 PST 1998
......follow the gourd.......
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 21 08:40:16 PST 1998
his own devinity. Something like that. Oooh pretty colors. Bye Sleepy.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 21 08:39:19 PST 1998
Hey hep yip. I knew sometime last night that we would be informed that Robyn had denied that posting. The only thing that kept crossing my mind (remember I was heavily dosed with medication) was that wonderful line in The Life of Brian. "Only the true Messiah would deny his true devinity". That made me laugh in my delirium.
FROM: sak
DATE: Wed Jan 21 08:25:13 PST 1998
The answere to the MIND GAME is ............The guy was a MIDGET and could not reach the button for the 30th floor. ha ha ha
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 21 08:12:50 PST 1998
goodbye? where ya goin?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 21 08:11:53 PST 1998
darn. how did you determine it? was he in the wrong city?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 21 08:11:25 PST 1998
I must just add finally that I didn't post it either. Someone out there is very, very good indeed... Goodbye.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 21 07:53:11 PST 1998
Robyn DIDN'T post a message last week. He has never posted a message on this board.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Jan 21 07:47:58 PST 1998
Joy! The first one to talk is a googly-bag.
FROM: Surfer Ghost
DATE: Wed Jan 21 07:45:13 PST 1998
Ah, but cleanliness of the soul is more important, don't you think?
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 21 07:36:00 PST 1998
beep...beep...beep...beeeeeeeep. Time of board death 7:35:18
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 21 07:31:36 PST 1998
a double-gig night? sounds like a lot of trouble to go through. back in my day, we were happy if we got to see ONE band play for an hour! ah, those were the days...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 21 07:25:15 PST 1998
Am I tempting fate by going to another gig before seeing Robyn tonight? This means I probably won't be able to ask him about the 'posting', I guess.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 21 07:18:36 PST 1998
CW - did you get Underwater Moonlight?
FROM: sak
DATE: Wed Jan 21 07:17:30 PST 1998
Myk, Im no preacher. I like people who do thier own thing, an dont buy into the hype. Individualism is big in my book. Any a-- can follow, but it takes a challenged mind to lead.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 21 07:13:14 PST 1998
i'm aware of that, sakster. i just figured you were on some bizarre recruiting scheme. everyone is so evangelical these days, ya know. heh.
FROM: sak
DATE: Wed Jan 21 07:08:48 PST 1998
Myk Shaved heads are not symbolic of sXs(straight edge) I am not one, I just dont use controlled substances, or uncontrolled in that
FROM: sak
DATE: Wed Jan 21 07:06:33 PST 1998
CUsh, good try, but thats not the answer. Hint: It may be a physical attribute.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Jan 21 07:01:32 PST 1998
Perhaps he was feeling slightly more energetic in the morning than he was at the end of the day. So perhaps he walked up the stairs in the morning, but at the end of the day thought "I can't be arsed" and got the lift down instead of walking the 15 floors as he did in the morning. Or maybe not.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 21 07:00:08 PST 1998
sak: she drinks too much vodka to be a good straight-edge chick. heh heh. here's a good hairstyle: your long hair draped down my shoulder as we slowdance under the moonlight. sorry decoy. heh heh.
FROM: sak
DATE: Wed Jan 21 06:56:08 PST 1998
MIND GAME:::::::A man goes to work every morning. He works on the 30th floor. On the way up he presses 15 on the elevator, he gets off at 15 and walks to the 30th floor. On the way home he presses one and takes the elevator all the way down. EXPLAIN WHY HE DOES THIS!!!
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Jan 21 06:53:31 PST 1998
I'm afraid I could never do anything so drastic as getting rid of my glorious mane. But thanks for suggesting.
FROM: sak
DATE: Wed Jan 21 06:50:35 PST 1998
I see cush. As for your hair, I gave you my thoughts. Shave it. Imgaine the money saved on hair products and maintainance. Ill send you my balance sheets.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Jan 21 06:47:36 PST 1998
sak - I don't hate you dear; it is simply that if I express any sentiments of liking on this board, I am accused of being Queen Smut of Smutland. So there you go. I do like you. So come up with a useful suggestion for the hairdo of the day.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 21 06:47:18 PST 1998
the "house that decoy built" has changed my life! any lewd and lustful comment i have for cushca now has to be emailed (to sleepy, who must review each for content). heh heh. am i to remain trapped in the basket?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Jan 21 06:46:17 PST 1998
Only kidding darlin'.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Jan 21 06:45:45 PST 1998
Well Sleepy, at least we know where his loyalty lies.....
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 21 06:41:41 PST 1998
Hey Decoy - I briefly saw that from yesterday. Decoy tore down the board and rebuilt it in his own image. Quite impressive actually. Thanks for all the kind words my friend. Better watch out all you space cats.
FROM: sak
DATE: Wed Jan 21 06:40:54 PST 1998
Cush, could you give me a synopisis on why you dislike me so much. Just curious - not upset.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Jan 21 06:33:40 PST 1998
Yeah Wax, and check how quiet it went after we were paid a visit by the Smut Police as well.
FROM: Decoy
DATE: Wed Jan 21 06:30:59 PST 1998
I knew he'd make it. CW, be sure to check yesterdays board to see how much everyone cares.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 21 06:30:12 PST 1998
as long as orson spice doesn't try that move in spandex, all is cool. as for your hairstyle, cushca, i'm sure you look fab in all of 'em.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 21 06:28:21 PST 1998
It is a little known fact that Robyn used to worry frequently about the state of his quiff. He occasionally employed friends to monitor the state of his hair during concerts. Right now, his hair is free and groovy.
FROM: sak
DATE: Wed Jan 21 06:23:22 PST 1998
cush, I would shave it off if I was you
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Jan 21 06:15:48 PST 1998
Does anyone have any ideas on how I should have my hair today. I currently have it in a cutesy plait but I'm getting a bit bored with it.
FROM: sak
DATE: Wed Jan 21 06:15:41 PST 1998
looks like i hit a nerve in some of that national pride.
FROM: sak
DATE: Wed Jan 21 06:11:48 PST 1998
cush, i love you too.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Jan 21 06:07:55 PST 1998
You all still disgust me more than sprouts. Sak disgusts me more than sprouts in custard.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 21 06:06:56 PST 1998
Orson Spice does a good high kick, I'll have you know.
FROM: sak
DATE: Wed Jan 21 06:04:59 PST 1998
Yeah Myk i hear its supposed to blow t-tanic out of the water(no pun intended) I hoping for a sequal next year.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 21 06:03:19 PST 1998
nice rh ref, wax! howdy, sakboy. how are the lovely british ladies this morning? last night i saw an ad for the spice girls movie, and it actually looks very funny. yes, i'm serious. intentionally stupid films that don't take themselves seriously are fun. i'm not always in the mood for "citizen kane".
FROM: sak
DATE: Wed Jan 21 05:56:51 PST 1998
Hi all. Im back from sick leave. CW is contagious.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 21 05:54:20 PST 1998
Tell me, Morris.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 21 05:52:10 PST 1998
Alright then, CW. But do you know anyone in jail?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 21 05:45:18 PST 1998
Thanks Myk - actually I wasn't that sick. I was busy saving the known world from catastrophe. Do you want to hear about my drugs?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 21 05:33:53 PST 1998
great to see you return, wax! how's the drugs? i hope your computer screen has grown a 3rd dimension... that's a fun thing. good morning to all!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 21 04:49:32 PST 1998
Thank you both very much. Oooh. Tonights another big 12 bar show isn't it. Oh I'm jealous can't you guess?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 21 04:45:05 PST 1998
Hope you're feeling better CW.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Jan 21 04:44:55 PST 1998
Oh how we missed you.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 21 04:38:46 PST 1998
Good morning fellow music lovers. I am heavily medicated with drowsy stuff. Antidiluvian. That is therapeutic isn't it? The phone is already ringing off the hook. Happy happy days. He died on the phone.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 21 03:22:47 PST 1998
I feel the need to write the word "antediluvian". Ah, that's better.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Tue Jan 20 23:47:49 PST 1998
I decided that at the next concert he plays in Portland that I would give to him as a gift a little work of abstract inspired by his music. Do you think he's like that or just toss it aside?
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Jan 20 21:52:24 PST 1998
I'd just say "Oh, yeah? Well.....". After struggling for a decent jibe, all I'd be able to mutter would be something like..."Well, Groovy Decay...has a couple of real good songs on it....I really like..." My anger would (brought on by a bruised ego) quickly melt into awe.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 21:50:19 PST 1998
I'm gone!!! Second night in the row I'm in bed before 1:00 WoW!! As long as you're happy with it.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Jan 20 21:49:40 PST 1998
I could handle it if he called it crap. Maybe.....I don't know......
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 21:47:43 PST 1998
Could you handle it if he said CRAP...NEXT!! Should his opinion matter that much?
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Jan 20 21:47:30 PST 1998
I'd feel so weird with him listening to it. It was so inspired by 'IODOT'. To me, having the man who created your body of work's main inspiration....Christ, that just gives me the willies.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 21:46:03 PST 1998
Good luck, I know how hard it is to stay away from both of those situations. Gotta-just say no!
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Jan 20 21:45:47 PST 1998
I thought about sending him a copy. But first, I have no idea where to send it. Secondly, I'd feel like a major gimp sending Robyn my album. I'm sure he does get several, and I'm sure most of them are better than mine.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 21:44:02 PST 1998
Send him a copy, although I'm sure he gets plenty of them.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Jan 20 21:42:35 PST 1998
I'll also try not to have sex with the cleaning lady under my desk. Or inadvertently pose as the leader of the Aryan League.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Jan 20 21:40:51 PST 1998
I don't care about dying, really. It's the aging process that truly terrifies me. I still want Robyn to like my CD.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 21:40:46 PST 1998
Just don't drug your bosses drinks, and you'll be O.K.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Jan 20 21:39:15 PST 1998
Would he be p--sed I named myself after one of his songs? I feel like George Costanza...full of anxiety.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 21:38:51 PST 1998
Will I wake up in the morning? Am I going to have more nightmares? It's questions like these that keep ME up all night.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Jan 20 21:36:45 PST 1998
I wonder what he would think about it. Would he like it? It's questions like that that keep me up all night.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Jan 20 21:34:27 PST 1998
I just now read it. Was that really him? Wow.....I'm really impressed. Hmmm...I wonder if he read about my CD....
FROM: H
DATE: Tue Jan 20 21:31:14 PST 1998
I've come to believe it is, faith, gotta have faith!!
FROM: the post in question
DATE: Tue Jan 20 21:30:18 PST 1998
FROM: rh
DATE: Fri Jan 16 13:50:00 PST 1998
Hello people, I'd like to thank you all for being such vociferous fans. While here in L.A.,I thought I'd look in and see what all the commotion was about on my message thing. Warners thinks you're all quite mad, I, however think you're merely fiends. But without your tenacity, I'd still be playing church basements. Jewels will be out U.S. in Mar.Apr. at latest.U.K later, sorry, their decision. These computer gadgets are groovular!! onward.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Jan 20 21:23:36 PST 1998
What archive was the "Robyn" post in? I looked but could not find one. Who did 'he' post as?
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 21:23:16 PST 1998
.....as the sun sets on my day, I climb wearily back into my mothers womb..........
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 21:01:19 PST 1998
OoooooooooohhhhhhhhhhH!
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 20:16:27 PST 1998
Ooh, the dead milkmen are on the radio!!! Punk Rock Girl!:-)
FROM: Cushca-Cushca-Cushca
DATE: Tue Jan 20 20:14:17 PST 1998
Opium and heavy metal music are not a good combination. Just so you know!:-)
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Tue Jan 20 19:30:46 PST 1998
I wish Robyn would come back to Portland. It's been nearly a year.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Jan 20 19:25:59 PST 1998
hooded! yes, robyn has played LA a bit, but the good money says it was simply due to convenience while doing business with Warner Brothers. i'm guessing that he won't do anymore of that, but that's just a guess. they also say he'll give us a US tour to coincide with the movie... ah, one never knows! that bit about the spices sounds painful. i hope things are currently groovy in your world. ...oh yeah... an "rh" posting hit here 2 archives ago, and it looked like a real one. we have all our best anthropologists and linguists on this one, and they believe it is the real deal, also. (try to pretend that we have a team working on this, ok?) 2 archives ago, i think. we'll have a confirmation or a denial on this one with a couple days, i think. sleepy is on the case! (that part is true!)
FROM: hooded
DATE: Tue Jan 20 18:13:50 PST 1998
been gone awhile- did I miss anything? probably not. Felt my name posted and I had to come back. Yes, it was me that mentioned Tabasco and scrambled eggs. I've since found something better and more potent. Its called 'Grace original Jamacian Hot Pepper sauce' It starts out alot like Tabasco, but within a few bites, blisters begin to form on your tongue and you cry sweet tears of gastointestinal delight! Any news of Robyn lately? I briefly read someone thinks he posted recently? He must think we're all a bunch of loons. I guess Robyn plays L.A. frequently now? I just may have to go visit dear old mom.
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Tue Jan 20 17:40:50 PST 1998
Giving yourself compliments I see, LOON!!
FROM: and one more thing
DATE: Tue Jan 20 17:31:14 PST 1998
under that mysterious multi-faceted personality you have a great big soft spot. I know it's there.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Tue Jan 20 15:58:29 PST 1998
I wish the handsome Agent Mulder would come and take me away from all this.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 15:38:39 PST 1998
i dont know ..maybe have a look around in the hole..Yeah! them sticky things .Why don't you go have a look?
FROM: Vic Flange
DATE: Tue Jan 20 15:04:40 PST 1998
What a load!!..hey!! who shook .. the hou se
FROM: Ea
DATE: Tue Jan 20 15:00:07 PST 1998
The Chinese say that the year of the Tiger (once every 12 years) is a
terrible year. Guess what year 1998 is. Edgar Casey said that in 1998,
Mount Etna near Sicily would blow up and after that happened, the west
coast of the US would fall into the ocean. There's been a series of quakes
around Etna over the last several weeks.The next windows are for Jan. 22nd and Jan. 27th. A window is
operational a few hours before and after the 24 hours given. lucky numbers:
~34~16~7~11~31~23~
FROM: Joe Vociferous
DATE: Tue Jan 20 14:33:53 PST 1998
Where is everybody?
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 13:20:54 PST 1998
That smell, it's over on the REM board now. *Sniff *Sniff*, smells pretty clean here. Maybe everything will be okay after all....I will hold my breath in anticipation of civil, sweet postings only. O Boy!
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 13:13:19 PST 1998
What is, going on, here anyway?
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 13:12:53 PST 1998
Do h and H know each other?
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 13:12:16 PST 1998
I got yer mangled pickle right here.......
FROM: Geesefurt's Anatomy 101
DATE: Tue Jan 20 13:10:11 PST 1998
BUT! Your mother's Shepherd's Pie is very very VERY close to her itchy eye, if you get my meaning....
FROM: Alu paratha with dahi and mango pickle
DATE: Tue Jan 20 12:29:14 PST 1998
The third eye is nowhere near your mother's Shepherd's Pie
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 12:19:13 PST 1998
and especially, the discusssion about eggs and 3.15 oz. of ketchup.
FROM: lorraine
DATE: Tue Jan 20 12:08:14 PST 1998
It's all these little, tiny things, that no one else would even notice, that made me fall in love with you.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 11:50:16 PST 1998
cough.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 11:49:38 PST 1998
cough.
FROM: queequag the quagmire lovin' kook
DATE: Tue Jan 20 11:26:56 PST 1998
all to the R.E.M. board now! last one there is a rotten egg!
FROM: The third eye is nowhere near your forehead!
DATE: Tue Jan 20 11:23:06 PST 1998
The third eye of the third son on the hour of the third day of the third year of the third century of the third millenium: the itchy eye.
FROM: h
DATE: Tue Jan 20 11:11:25 PST 1998
anybod(y)- third (eye)
FROM: H
DATE: Tue Jan 20 11:09:00 PST 1998
Not that anybodt cares bit I believe we all have an empathetic third. It is just largely undevoleped, who doesn't feel sorrow when a child dies?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Tue Jan 20 10:37:20 PST 1998
rOb...I decided to not send that picture. I'm going to take another when I look better. I was sick and in my jammies and wearing my glasses...ick.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Tue Jan 20 10:34:47 PST 1998
I think it's all well and good to talk about how great it would be if we all grew an "empathetic" third eye, whether metaphorical or not, but it's never going to happen. And I for one would rather have pain than have art become "irrelevant." I don't want to live in a world where Dostoyevsky's writings have no meaning.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Jan 20 10:33:40 PST 1998
bye ladies! yum, shepherd's pie!
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 10:31:18 PST 1998
"Sickening smell, eh?" Shwaford smiled as he sat down on the small tree stump next to Friday. She had her head between her knees, breathing slowly.
"My first duty was tough, too," he said to her, putting his arm around her shoulders. She jumped at first, but slowly began to ease herself to him. Inching closer and closer, not only enjoying the warmth he provided, but also the after shave he put too much of on this morning. Anything, she thought, smelled better than the Death Pits of Nuntog. She curled against him, and in lifting her head, saw him for the first time. He wasn't all that bad looking. For a soldier, anyway.
Friday smiled and stared at him for a moment before saying: "I know this is gonna sound weird, but will you.....kiss me?"
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Jan 20 10:29:24 PST 1998
Urgh. Work. Goodbye.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Jan 20 10:24:59 PST 1998
Anyway Decoy, wish CW well again. I am off now. My mother's Shepherd's Pie awaits. Joy. Be good.
FROM: Decoy
DATE: Tue Jan 20 10:24:23 PST 1998
More later, got a 1.30 meeting. See yas
FROM: rOb.
<BAH! BAH! Black Sheep>
DATE: Tue Jan 20 10:22:42 PST 1998
I agree Cushca, Heruka has been nothing if not truthful.
FROM: rOb the terrible.
DATE: Tue Jan 20 10:21:30 PST 1998
Bah!
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Jan 20 10:20:29 PST 1998
Yes, and I really believe you H. Because you've been honest about everything so far, haven't you?
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Jan 20 10:19:56 PST 1998
CW sick? That sucks. He has the strength of ONLY ten men? Bah! He is but a weakling in the sight of my strength! Bah!
FROM: H
DATE: Tue Jan 20 10:19:17 PST 1998
Cushca (if this really you) I enjoy your quick wit and spunkyness, It's one of the VERY few things that keep me here. You are without question the best poster this silly board has. Everybody's posts are irrelevant.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Jan 20 10:18:04 PST 1998
'tis not always so "adolescent". me thinks sir decoy hath been wed too long. me thinks i shall giggle.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Jan 20 10:16:58 PST 1998
I repeat; I require further details with regard to Wax.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Jan 20 10:15:55 PST 1998
sorry to hear ol' Wax is under the weather. i hope he eats his chicken soup and all that stuff. he needs a home PC to report to us all that ails him. for the record, that would not be flirtatious in the least! heh heh. ah, hell, why bother to give this board a rest? when we leave the madman fills it with nonsense anyway.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Jan 20 10:14:47 PST 1998
As did Decoy today.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Jan 20 10:14:27 PST 1998
You normally tell me off for it H.
FROM: H
DATE: Tue Jan 20 10:13:15 PST 1998
Hmm, the "adolescent discovery" is the one of the few entertaining things that this otherwise lame board possessessssssss.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 10:11:28 PST 1998
try giving birth - then you'll know what icky is
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Jan 20 10:10:39 PST 1998
So what is the problem then???
FROM: Decoy
DATE: Tue Jan 20 10:08:48 PST 1998
CW said, "I just feel icky." He doesn't ususally complain - he is a man of iron usually. He is having the strength of 10 men, at least; which is slightly stronger than even me.
FROM: Decoy
DATE: Tue Jan 20 10:05:51 PST 1998
No, but it made the point - thanks.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Jan 20 10:05:45 PST 1998
What's wrong with him then? He seemed fine yesterday. Just how poorly are we talking here?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Jan 20 10:01:49 PST 1998
Aaahhh. Now it all becomes crystal clear (sorry, was that statement too flirtatious?)
FROM: Decoy
DATE: Tue Jan 20 09:56:40 PST 1998
Cushca, CW is VERY ill and, in his words, "trying to do lumberjacking with a butter knife." Who here doesn't need a faster computer at work?
FROM: Editor
DATE: Tue Jan 20 09:55:04 PST 1998
Banannas and veranda have the quality of 'assonance,' which is not technically rhyming.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Jan 20 09:54:30 PST 1998
So Decoy, where is Wax today??? Do tell.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Jan 20 09:50:20 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 09:49:09 PST 1998
you all disgust me. more than sprouts
FROM: Decoy
DATE: Tue Jan 20 09:49:07 PST 1998
Yes it was me. You can ask CW, I told him the same thing in e-mail earllier. Its also easier to find something interesting without having to sort through the endearing plattitudes of adolescent discovery. Do you really think I'm smashing, Cushca? I would say its more like 'striking.' Pose, pose. Conservativism isn't about preserving the past and traditional ways, its about providing ourselves a world that puts no limits on growth and evolution. That's how it used to be, ideas, criticisms, diatribes, monologues, oohh baby.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 09:42:29 PST 1998
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 09:39:42 PST 1998
for heaven's sake, could someone talk about robyn, for once?
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 09:22:05 PST 1998
no it didn't
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 09:19:40 PST 1998
Is this board some misguided Thomas Pynchon inspired vortex left to string random posts together in the inevitable slide toward lard-laced entropy? I have a feeling gravity's rainbow is reality. we are either in the chapter about falling into the toilet, or we are frying bananas on the veranda (hey, that rimed!)
FROM: Song of the Deep Poem, by Dooky Lorca
DATE: Tue Jan 20 09:17:01 PST 1998
Fried egg socks feel squishy and nice. I like cherry flavored milk with ice. My friend Bobby's hair has lice. I put my fingers in a vise. Please fix me one big slice. Toast it butter it serve it with rice!
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 09:15:18 PST 1998
and the wind whispers.. Mary
FROM: Communique from Z.O.W.I.E.
DATE: Tue Jan 20 09:13:46 PST 1998
Cuscha, Myk and all the regulars were the work of one man: Derick Flint [STOP]
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 09:12:36 PST 1998
What is going on here, anyway.
FROM: h
DATE: Tue Jan 20 09:09:47 PST 1998
you are so uninteresting these days. bye
FROM: professor doctor cop
DATE: Tue Jan 20 09:09:32 PST 1998
with 3.15 oz. of tomato ketchup.
FROM: wiener -breath brain
DATE: Tue Jan 20 09:07:32 PST 1998
and the wind whispers.. oscar meyer.
FROM: H
DATE: Tue Jan 20 09:06:44 PST 1998
I doubt that is the real Cushca.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Jan 20 09:05:42 PST 1998
As sure as eggs is eggs; you're all bastards. All of you.
FROM: Skee Dunt Stunt Da Runt
<Smoking Bhudda Blunt!>
DATE: Tue Jan 20 09:04:58 PST 1998
high all you.
FROM: H
DATE: Tue Jan 20 09:04:51 PST 1998
Be nice V!!
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 09:04:24 PST 1998
I do enjoy tobasco sauce on my eggs now, since hooded mentioned ot once.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Jan 20 09:03:35 PST 1998
hmmmm.......
FROM: professor doctor cop
DATE: Tue Jan 20 09:03:28 PST 1998
with 3.05 oz. of tomato ketchup.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 09:03:26 PST 1998
I thought everyone was so very keen to talk about Robyn. You are all bastards. All of you.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 09:02:59 PST 1998
why not, arsehole?
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Jan 20 09:02:44 PST 1998
why eggs?
FROM: h
DATE: Tue Jan 20 09:01:47 PST 1998
That's the spirit!!!!!! Go show them how to fail in such dramatic fashion like they've never seen before!
FROM: professor doctor cop
DATE: Tue Jan 20 09:00:26 PST 1998
Sacrilege! Eggs should be placed in a pot of fast boiling rainwater, and
boiled for exactly 3 minutes and 17 seconds, then cooled under the cold tap for
another 3 minutes and 13 seconds. This guarantees that the white is set, while the
yolk stays runny, like proper egg yolk has to be! All topped with 3 oz. of tomato ketchup.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Jan 20 08:59:45 PST 1998
Yea, that was me this morning. Yes, it was extrememly early for me. Other than that, the day's been pretty good. Of course, it is only noon. There's still a whole day just waiting to backfire on me.
FROM: H
DATE: Tue Jan 20 08:58:51 PST 1998
...one other thing, I've just put on The Church's-Sometime Anywhere, and Day Of The Dead is blasting. No, not really (but I do have it on louder than perhaps I should.
FROM: H
DATE: Tue Jan 20 08:58:50 PST 1998
...one other thing, I've juust put on The Church's-Sometime Anywhere, and Day Of The Dead is blasting. No, not really (but I do have it on louder than perhaps I should.
FROM: eggo the egg man
DATE: Tue Jan 20 08:50:14 PST 1998
a recipe for a solid white and runny yolk. Ahhh, tomorrow, two
eggs, soft boiled, toast.... mmmmm. Dipping the toast into the yolk.
Now the real question. I like to pop the egg out of the shell and into a
bowl. Salt it heavily with morrocan wind salt. Ram the toast into it until the glowing, fluorecent yolk is gone and then eat the
remaining crints. And wash it down with COFFEE in Vast galvanized buckets.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 08:46:12 PST 1998
Great passage, and very thought provoking. :)
FROM: BOBBOOH
DATE: Tue Jan 20 08:39:30 PST 1998
please come again.
FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Tue Jan 20 08:38:33 PST 1998
What is Egg-Man on about? Have a good night tomorrow, Sleepy, ask him to dedicate My Wife And My Dead Wife to me & my lil sookums. And ask him when the bloody album is coming out. Honestly, if he doesn't release one soon then I will!
FROM: Eggo Sluggo
DATE: Tue Jan 20 08:38:04 PST 1998
In my experience, no face hugger ever survives cooking, whatever method you
employ.
FROM: egg man
DATE: Tue Jan 20 08:31:17 PST 1998
Scientists
discovered that the egg itself was a seperate organism from the
facehugger,
which had some kind of low-level metabolism from a battery like
energy source which when it detected nearby movement with the tendrils
branching off from it's base it activated/woke up the face hugger
inside.
FROM: h
DATE: Tue Jan 20 08:22:32 PST 1998
Hooked
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Tue Jan 20 08:21:47 PST 1998
I've got a stack of quarters, a half smoked cigar, a thirst for Busch Light beer, and I think I'm kooked on Novocain. Just so you know.
FROM: BOBBOOH
DATE: Tue Jan 20 08:05:55 PST 1998
please come again.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Jan 20 07:53:04 PST 1998
hello?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Jan 20 06:38:31 PST 1998
See you in the Rod Stewart lounge......
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Jan 20 06:37:56 PST 1998
oh yeah. great hair, too. heh heh.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Jan 20 06:37:47 PST 1998
Where is Wax?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Jan 20 06:37:06 PST 1998
robyn seems to have resolved an internal struggle between Humanism and Spiritualism. some say that the two can't coexist, but robyn has made it clear that they can. while his songs often concern love, lovers, sex, and odd acquaintances, his songs on death and other weighty matters never seem out of place. In fact, there is often shared mood and imagery, highlighting his consistent worldview. It changes, but only in an evolutionary path, as he grows older and wiser. he may seem rather pagan, in that he seems to worship all that surrounds him, but the monotheistic model seems a bit dated, really. his form of paganism isn't superstitious, but rather, enlightened.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Jan 20 06:32:05 PST 1998
Yes, and he's got splendid hair too.
FROM:
<more>
DATE: Tue Jan 20 06:10:47 PST 1998
FROM:
DATE: Sun Jan 18 22:37:14 PST 1998
Yes, Heruka - R. confirms the impression that he's an innately spiritual person. As far as specific beliefs, he says elsewhere "I'm
a very religious person, I just don't worship at any particular shrine."
FROM: h
<these were posted Sunday>
DATE: Tue Jan 20 06:10:01 PST 1998
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 06:08:45 PST 1998
Here's a good passage (but then, they all are) - "My theory is that humanity is doomed unless we make some kind of
evolutionary leap. I can't see us going around and around in the same agonies indefinitely. As technoloty improves, sooner or
later the whole thing will rub itself out, or we will rub it out, in which case we'll probably take everything else with us. I believe
that the earth is a form of intelligence. It's Gaia, which is life, or God, if you know what I mean. It isn't a moral sort of thing; it's
just that generally life works itself out. Gaia is the idea that the whole world is a living intelligent organism. Nature generally
manages to regulate itself, but every so often something crops up like the human that doesn't really fit in. I think something will
physically evolve in us. In my story {in Moss Elixir} I suggest that it's a third eye opening--that the skin on your forehead rips
open and a new eyeball pokes through and with that new eyeball you can really see and empathize with other people. It's kind
of what everybody thought they were doing with drugs, although in fact the drugs are only making them more remote, more
selfish, more paranoid. If the true empathy were made manifest, then when somebody cut their knee, everybody would feel it.
It wouldn't be complete loss of identity, but people would start to buoy each other up. They'd be able to sympathize with each
other a lot more, and maybe cure each other's cancer. . .I think there has got to be a physical change, and when this happens
most of our art will become irrelevant. Things like Shakespeare's and Dostoevsky's writings won't mean anything because we
won't be in that same kind of pain that humanity was in when those words were written
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Jan 20 06:07:04 PST 1998
how's my cushca today? sleepy is working entirely too hard, i bet.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Jan 20 06:05:50 PST 1998
i can't find it, h. where is it?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Jan 20 06:03:50 PST 1998
Decoy - what an absolute charming speech. That was just fantastic; direct, to the point, but still retaining an edge of lost love for the board. I think you're just smashing. You're such a clever boy. (flutters eyelashes) (a lot)
FROM: H
DATE: Tue Jan 20 06:02:49 PST 1998
Does anybody have any particular views on the passage that WLA so wonderfully and kindly posted? Please tell us your thoughts on the subject.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Jan 20 06:00:08 PST 1998
we never did have the right stuff. we're just waiting for godot, only his name is robyn. is that you, decoy? after that cameo, single appearance by rob this morning, another uncharacteristic cameo leads me to suspicions. perhaps it's just my nature.
FROM: Decoy
DATE: Tue Jan 20 05:53:13 PST 1998
Far be it from me to be a board basher, but at least before we pretended to be trying. Can we have a moratorium on flirting? Please --- just for the rest of the week? And can we see if we still have the right stuff, or if we are just jerking off? Thanks.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Jan 20 05:50:44 PST 1998
did bombs hit cleveland and london in the past half hour? surely that would have been on CNN...
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Jan 20 05:36:34 PST 1998
good morning! rob, is that you? so early? no wax? odd day already!
FROM: Policemen are your friends
DATE: Tue Jan 20 05:30:56 PST 1998
DARE - to keep kids off dreams. Independent thought is the enemy, it will destroy everything the System.....ER we created!
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Jan 20 05:25:23 PST 1998
I miss you too, Queenie. You never resent me that e-mail.
FROM: DARE (to keep cops out of my life)
<""""man with-out a mind""">
DATE: Tue Jan 20 05:21:52 PST 1998
Just say yes!
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Jan 20 05:07:57 PST 1998
Uh-huh.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 05:04:27 PST 1998
"I've been waiting for, waiting an eternity for you."
FROM: Heruka
<touch the screen, and all your pains will be healed>
DATE: Tue Jan 20 04:42:04 PST 1998
I only do it to bring out that spunky little attitude that I've come to enjoy. On that note, work is starting to get very busy (just the way I like it)!
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Jan 20 04:28:44 PST 1998
Yes MTS, have a smashing one. And try to be good.
Heruka - I really don't know why you bother to say such things when we both know full well that you'll insult me to the rafters later on.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Jan 20 04:22:20 PST 1998
That was for MTS of course. I must now continue to work like a hard-working thing.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 04:21:48 PST 1998
Oops typed too soon!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Jan 20 04:21:23 PST 1998
Have a fab day.
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Tue Jan 20 04:21:14 PST 1998
Cushca-Cushca-Cushca, my sunshine in the flesh. Are you all alone there today? Goodluck MTS, hmm.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Jan 20 04:20:42 PST 1998
Good luck MTS.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Jan 20 04:15:41 PST 1998
....and we could have a virtual bouquet to throw!
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Jan 20 04:15:17 PST 1998
Should all the women wear a hat.
FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Tue Jan 20 03:59:48 PST 1998
Dear all, tomorrow is my big day. Please spare a thought for me at 2pm. Sleepy, have fun with the Hitchmeister tomorrow night. I love you guys. sniff. GOODBYE.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Jan 20 03:53:41 PST 1998
Aaaaaahhhhh. Is lickle-ickle Heruka-veruka feeling sorry for himself???
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 03:43:37 PST 1998
Well I know when I'm not wanted!:-(
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 03:39:01 PST 1998
It was wrong, I am alone!!
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 03:25:40 PST 1998
anImal, hmm.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 03:23:49 PST 1998
"Somewhere beneath your pale and tender skin-lies a house absorbing fear and pain-We're not alone-all our thoughts are numbered-malignant and cold-anomal and hungry.screaming out your name, Screaming out your name."
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 03:16:33 PST 1998
!!HERE!!
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 03:16:14 PST 1998
I can get with Netscape, but IE just sputters out!
FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 20 03:12:34 PST 1998
Hmm, this is interesting!
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Jan 19 23:47:09 PST 1998
Just say no, eh kiddies?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 20:24:21 PST 1998
I huddled against the tree, attempting to protect myself from the blistery summer sun. My recent birth provided me with no clothing. The ants that race up and down, in and out of the bark would also slip into my cranium and steal tiny chunks of my soul. Bringing them back to the queen to feed her empty head, falsly devoloping her own mind. As I lay there hiding,......whatever!!
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Mon Jan 19 20:06:02 PST 1998
Oops, that story wasn't finished DOH!!!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 20:05:07 PST 1998
I huddled against the tree, attempting to protect myself from the blistery summer sun. My recent birth provided me with no clothing. The ants that race up and down, in and out of the bark
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Jan 19 20:04:38 PST 1998
I miss you, rOb.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Jan 19 20:02:46 PST 1998
Of course, it's not until Feb.4th
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Jan 19 20:02:14 PST 1998
Happy news in rObland! Superchunk (one of rOb's favourite bands) is playing in nearby Spartanburg!!! Hooray of Hoorays! "You'll be tossing your seeds around!"
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 18:12:16 PST 1998
meat is dead.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Jan 19 17:51:32 PST 1998
I would like to be the lunch meat in an Andy Partridge, Robyn Hitchc--k sandwich.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 17:33:39 PST 1998
what is going on here, anyway?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 17:14:34 PST 1998
It's cold out here on the bridge, with my laptop in my lap. I am not wearing pants.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 17:08:18 PST 1998
It sounds very nice when you call me by my name. Much more personal.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 16:57:39 PST 1998
It sounds very nice when you call me by my name. Much more personal.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 16:52:30 PST 1998
I like your kind of kisses. Soft, wet, slow, long, tender.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 16:34:17 PST 1998
you're so embarrassing - sometimes
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 16:33:41 PST 1998
what is going on here, anyway?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 16:31:19 PST 1998
hmm, how interesting.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 16:30:50 PST 1998
you know, some people, you know, talk with a, you know, annoying, you know, whatever, verbal pattern, you know. What's truly maddening is, you know, that they, you know, sort of, you know, act all superior & s--t, you know, like, you know, like they are, you know, superior or such such, you know, s--t.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 16:29:24 PST 1998
what is going on here?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 16:26:20 PST 1998
i've got food to eat. i'm out of here.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 16:25:44 PST 1998
sure, sometimes i like to put little food treats into her mouth, but i never tie her up. if the juice from a papaya dribbles down the side of her mouth, there's nothing i like better than to lick it off with my tongue. the sweetness of the fruit juice and the inside of my lover's mouth are an intoxicating combination.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 16:21:50 PST 1998
yes, go and untie her so she can eat with her hands for a change!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 16:21:19 PST 1998
i hope we have archive upon archive of anonymous postings. it is the stuff of which streams are made.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 16:20:50 PST 1998
my lover is calling me. how can i resist? i can't.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 16:20:08 PST 1998
hey duh, your leavin's are all over the rem board again. you must of p--sed somebody off again. better go over there and kick (kiss?) some arse, bud.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 16:17:52 PST 1998
are you talking to me? why am i a loser? i have an amazing meal waiting for me and my lover has her arms open wide to embrace me. this is not the stuff of losers.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 16:17:46 PST 1998
Well isn't that the rubber cleaner calling the metal container smelly.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 16:14:00 PST 1998
LOSER!!!!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 16:07:23 PST 1998
well, i have to go now. red snapper and wine on the porch. cicadas filling the air with their song. have a divine evening.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 16:04:00 PST 1998
are you from britain? i hear there's a big no-eyelid community in manchester.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 16:02:11 PST 1998
that's me!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 16:01:58 PST 1998
she wore sunglasses most of the time before i proposed. then after i'd popped the question (at a prodigy concert...it was so romantic) she showed me her secret. i couldn't back out after that! those tickets were expensive!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 16:00:41 PST 1998
by all! i love all of you, especially the one with the porch and the lingerie.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 16:00:00 PST 1998
git? what kind of a word is that? is it british? why DID you marry a woman with no eyelids anyway? wasn't that a little short-sighted of you? (i'm sorry, that was tactless)