FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:59:49 PST 1998
i have to go now. the commode is completely dry, and the control panel is not working right. i think i need to bring the son of a butcher system all the way down and change the banana sauce in the thingy near that hoozit gasket. Oh well, computers are fun.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:59:05 PST 1998
Well then I'll give you soft hugs, but I might not be able to let go of you. This time I'm really leaving.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:58:21 PST 1998
i went crazy there once. still paying the fines.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:57:34 PST 1998
you try and be married to someone with no eyelids if you think it's so easy. i was simply trying to socialize. git


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:56:50 PST 1998
Yes, I can go crazy in Victoria'a Secret. I can't wait. luv u.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:56:43 PST 1998
I like hugs because they taste a little different and there isn't as much hair


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:56:24 PST 1998
hey, listen. you started this with the wall eye pike. did you tell her about that? why did you open your big mouth?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:56:03 PST 1998
what's going on here?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:55:08 PST 1998
why don't you tell me what kind of kisses you like? deep and wet or soft and quick, almost dry?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:55:06 PST 1998
and don't worry about hurting my feelings. I'm only overly emotional the day before my period starts. Goodbye!


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:54:46 PST 1998
i told here about the sock eyed salmon crack. she is weeping, which isn't pretty when you don't have eyelids. hope you're satisfied.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:53:42 PST 1998
have a lovely day lorraine. do take care of yourself. a whole new world of lingerie has opened up for you now.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:53:29 PST 1998
okay. just talking amongst yourselfs. I will simply stand in silence and watch. so sorry. i am filled entirely with coffee and needed to socialize. but since you wish for me to be gone, i will now comb my shaggy dog and take a pill. go on, don't mind me. i will simply sit here and watch. thank you. go on.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:52:04 PST 1998
how about a sock-eyed salmon?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:51:40 PST 1998
I will miss you, love, until I hear your sweet words again. I wish I could smother you with a thousand kisses. EEven one would be nice. Have a nice evening. xoxo


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:51:20 PST 1998
she's you and you are her, what's going on here?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:50:48 PST 1998
re: lizard....i wouldn't say that. that would probably hurt her feelings. (wall eyed pike maybe....)


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:50:34 PST 1998
what's going on is an interesting conversation which does not involve robyn hitchc--k in any way. lorraine is telling me about herself. she is really very fascinating.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:50:01 PST 1998
what's voltiac and where's the fun?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:49:24 PST 1998
what's going on here?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:48:30 PST 1998
she looks like a lizard, then?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:47:22 PST 1998
voltaic, please stop spoiling our fun


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:47:19 PST 1998
She doesn't. She stares and stares and stares. Quite fascinating in the malls, though some people find her gaze disconcerting.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:47:14 PST 1998
It's Florida?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:46:22 PST 1998
My fluids are running low. I am going to have to log off and refill the commode soon.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:46:22 PST 1998
louisiana


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:46:20 PST 1998
Hot and sticky? Is it in the southern east coast?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:45:44 PST 1998
how does she blink then?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:45:19 PST 1998
Warmer than Maui.....Hades


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:45:01 PST 1998
maybe. lots of alligators.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:44:42 PST 1998
I am from Misinfo, Confusion. My name is Impo Ster. I have long fingers and a triple nostrilled nose. My wife has no eyelids.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:44:09 PST 1998
Is it in the U.S.?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:43:02 PST 1998
the **** didn't correspond with your name. which state are you from?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:42:51 PST 1998
My time is running out.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:42:15 PST 1998
warmer than that. hot and sticky. i'll have dinner on the porch tonite.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:41:34 PST 1998
Maui?


FROM: My actual name
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:40:52 PST 1998
LORRAINE!


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:39:58 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:39:19 PST 1998
somewhere warm


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:38:51 PST 1998
you go first! this is so fun!


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:38:33 PST 1998
I have too go soon. Can you give me a hint as too where you are?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:38:13 PST 1998
Hey what's going on here, anyway?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:36:55 PST 1998
so why don't you clear up the confusion and tell me your actual name?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:36:47 PST 1998
Name name is *** ******* and I am at ******** ** ***** in the great state of ******. Remember me?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:35:48 PST 1998
I'm not having a problem with my own identity, but someone here is confused and calls me different names all the time. Like, Lorraine, or just L, or Cushca.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:28:37 PST 1998
a cheesewheel with a large family and lots of money? Hhmmmm. How interesting. Can you let me know where you are?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:24:45 PST 1998
can you remember your own name?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:23:12 PST 1998
Hmmmm. How interesting.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:22:13 PST 1998
I really love talking to you, I just can't remember your name though.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:19:46 PST 1998
You definitely are a man,, and a sexy one at that, but you are still a silly goose.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:18:18 PST 1998
hmm, how interesting


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:17:02 PST 1998
Thank god I didn't loose sensitivity in my nipples. They are extremely sensitive, especially if you touched them.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:15:47 PST 1998
as i am a man, the last thing i would want is to have large breasts. i'd be mortified if i had them! you do make me smile.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:14:47 PST 1998
I am not a goose, silly or otherwise. I am a cheesewheel with a large family and lots of money.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:13:42 PST 1998
Maybe I really am a man with an active imagination. You're just jealous because you've always wanted to have big breasts.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:10:25 PST 1998
I am not a transexual, you silly goose. The first two days were really bad. I had my stitches out today. Every day the pain gets better. It's not bad now though. The only time they hurt is at night when I'm trying to sleep. I just take Tylenol. I'm very happy with the results. I'm a very full "C", and it looks natural.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:05:24 PST 1998
you wouldn't just be a man with an active imagination perchance?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:04:31 PST 1998
I know you. You will tease me. They really look a lot better, though. And, they look natural. I still can't believe I had the nerve to do this.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:04:18 PST 1998
Hmm, as I was reading your message regarding breasts, I couldn't help but sense a certain "maleness" in your words. Are you a transexual?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 15:03:33 PST 1998
are you in pain?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 14:59:01 PST 1998
i don't know what to say


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 14:57:04 PST 1998
I still cannot believe I did it.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 14:55:36 PST 1998
Ssshhh! Ever since I was a teenager I have had very full breasts. But, after giving birth and breastfeeding I lost a lot of it. For two years I've thought about having a breast aug., but, I'm really more the natural type and everytime I made an appt. I would change my mind. All I wanted was to have them as full as they were. I didn't want to look unnatural. So, I found a really good doctor. and just said,What the ----. I was very nervous, but everything went well. I can definitely fill out all my bras now. Don't tease me about this.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 14:55:31 PST 1998
i'll be kind to you


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 14:55:02 PST 1998
i won't hurt you


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 14:54:19 PST 1998
where have you gone now?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 14:48:02 PST 1998
excessive information about theremins. there's only a certain amount a person can take before they surrender.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 14:46:48 PST 1998
What's theremin abuse?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 14:46:43 PST 1998
come on then, what was the surgery?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 14:45:14 PST 1998
I can't find you.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 14:42:16 PST 1998
you're asking for more theremin abuse aren't you?


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Jan 19 14:31:39 PST 1998
Can you give me a hint as to where you are? And you're right, I am overly sensitive. But, sometimes you are a bit too harsh.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 14:25:45 PST 1998
Did you cut yourself? I didn't tell you about my surgery because I was too embarrassed. If you can keep a secret then I'll tell you.


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Jan 19 14:22:03 PST 1998
You're gone.


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Jan 19 14:22:01 PST 1998
You're gone.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 14:13:30 PST 1998
The radio told me a great pickup line: "Do you wash those pants in Windex? I can almost see myself in them."


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 14:12:45 PST 1998
I am bloody here. I am thinking that I might want a bandaid.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 14:05:15 PST 1998
Where are you?


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Jan 19 14:03:25 PST 1998
Are you here?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 14:02:03 PST 1998
Why are my messages disappearing?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 14:02:00 PST 1998
Why are my messages disappearing?


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 19 14:00:32 PST 1998
No Myk, you are the one that's most likely to be in a pornographic chat room,, not me!


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 19 13:49:19 PST 1998
No Myk, you are the one that's most likely to be in a pornographic chat room,, not me!


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Jan 19 13:39:25 PST 1998
I'll be here in two minutes.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Jan 19 13:35:10 PST 1998
where did the word "time" go? oh, i must have lost all track of "time".


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Jan 19 13:34:33 PST 1998
hey, he's on at the same time! if i had the for this, i'd attempt to explain the error in his ways.... oh well...


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Jan 19 13:33:33 PST 1998
sorry i had to split, but then i recall that the loon was here, so then, perhaps, i'm not so sorry. gotta go again.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 13:31:33 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 13:31:19 PST 1998
Harry Truman is on the television. I thought he died years ago!


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 13:30:50 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 13:30:27 PST 1998
I got a cool rug bumble and a spooner for my soul. A hat with a carrot and a noogie doogie doo! Top hat and low sliding characters rambling by the window shadetreesap


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 13:15:15 PST 1998
Now is the time for all googie diners to come to the age of their country fried potato hats


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Jan 19 12:53:42 PST 1998
Hey everybody...What's going on this morning? Haven't seen rOb in several days...Guess he's busy with his new girlfriend. *sigh*


FROM: m
DATE: Mon Jan 19 12:07:55 PST 1998
I gotta get back to work too..see ya..


FROM: m
DATE: Mon Jan 19 12:07:04 PST 1998
Thankfully , my big old house is on the top of a hill. but I guess that won't help much..Glub..surfs up!!


FROM: H
DATE: Mon Jan 19 12:06:07 PST 1998
Well I gotta go, enjoy your stay with the "loon" as Myk so appropriately refers to him as.catchya' later.


FROM: H
DATE: Mon Jan 19 12:03:30 PST 1998
thank god for odd weather pattern. there's this ad for a pwc, it's got the thing sitting on an iceberg. and in a caption it says "scientists predict the ice caps will melt. optimists" well maybe you gotta see it.


FROM: m
DATE: Mon Jan 19 12:02:22 PST 1998
springlike and spooky that is...


FROM: m
DATE: Mon Jan 19 12:01:22 PST 1998
So is rObs' music,heh, but I really like some of it.quite nice hooks..


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 12:00:34 PST 1998
Oh my god. I just went to put in my Bob Segar cd and someone has replaced it with Boy George's first solo album!


FROM: m
DATE: Mon Jan 19 12:00:00 PST 1998
It's surprisingly warm...springlike..spooky.


FROM: H
DATE: Mon Jan 19 11:59:52 PST 1998
Is rOb's cd worth ordering, the songs at his site sound nice. BOATSHOW-BOATSHOW!YIPPEE!!!!!!:-)


FROM: H
DATE: Mon Jan 19 11:58:17 PST 1998
hey mooch, I'm about out of here for today. Can't log in from home for the next couple of days. I'm switching ISP'S, Crazy at work. Just the way I like it. Hows VAn.?


FROM: m
DATE: Mon Jan 19 11:57:54 PST 1998
A Vacuum.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 11:56:48 PST 1998
anybody know how to get a piece of bread out of a pc's disk drive?


FROM: m
DATE: Mon Jan 19 11:56:16 PST 1998
So, Hows the second bardo treating you?


FROM: m
DATE: Mon Jan 19 11:53:44 PST 1998
Yes, walking meat tenderizers, all.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 11:50:17 PST 1998
winners and losers. that's a very western way of looking at things. I prefer to think of us all as papaya juice c--ktails.


FROM: m
DATE: Mon Jan 19 11:49:10 PST 1998
Hey Willy, hows it being?


FROM: H
DATE: Mon Jan 19 11:41:26 PST 1998
loser, yes you.


FROM: Lothar and the hand people
DATE: Mon Jan 19 11:34:14 PST 1998
Thanks for the theremin info, a sadly underused bit of magic.Also Bonzo Dog,yes ,yes...Stanshall burned to death..hard to believe..


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 11:31:25 PST 1998
I have a whole pile of theramins down the basement. They suck. Give me a child's piano any day.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 11:19:15 PST 1998
you are free with self-compliment, aren't you.


FROM: theremin <things about me>
DATE: Mon Jan 19 11:10:27 PST 1998
http://www.emf.net/~mal/theremin.html


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 11:08:10 PST 1998
you are dealing with the strangest of the strange


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 11:07:53 PST 1998
http://www.moviemadness.com/moviemadness/carincittshi.html


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 11:04:51 PST 1998
In February '95 Lydia Kavina visited Britain for a short holiday. Word of her arrival spread quickly, and theremin enthusiast Tony Henk was able to arrange an impromptu concert. An enthralled audience, which included Bruce Woolley (founder of new theremin-led band Radio Science Orchestra) , Keyboard columnist Dave Stewart and Barbara Gaskin, heard Kavina trip through a mixed programme of classical and contemporary pieces, some specially written for the theremin. One highlight was 'The Elephant' from Saint-Saens' Carnival Of The Animals, in which the theremin's earth-shaking sub-bass register had had seismologists across Southern England worriedly scanning their instruments. Throughout the performance, Kavina displayed an uncanny precision, and an emotional depth and subtlety which belied the electronic nature of her instrument. Music from the air indeed, and music from the spirit.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 11:04:28 PST 1998
IMPOSTER (sorry....)


FROM: Latin Lesson!
DATE: Mon Jan 19 11:04:08 PST 1998
mposter: from the latin, impostrillatini, the tiniest of all std viruses, it attacks the scrotum and burrows into the body of the human, feeding on waste it leeches through the walls of the lower intestine..


FROM: San Juan Capistrano
DATE: Mon Jan 19 11:02:38 PST 1998
come to The Coachhouse


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 11:02:09 PST 1998
THere will be a free showing of The Boys in the Band later on today, sak. Please come. :)


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 11:02:05 PST 1998
nope. my city was gone.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 11:01:20 PST 1998
...my daddy had a way with words.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 11:01:00 PST 1998
do you want more theremin? i got plenty more.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 11:00:21 PST 1998
ohio, right patrick?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:55:56 PST 1998
Like my daddy used to say, "Son, there's more than one way to kill a dog."


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:55:50 PST 1998
Hmmm, how interesting.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:55:13 PST 1998
i should have lunch at 12.00. today it's late. i'>DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:54:01 PST 1998
i love your in-depth comments about robyn's work. the best way to engage the board in a discussion about the man's work is obviously to talk nonsense from the moment you get up. congratulations.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:53:04 PST 1998
a west coaster would not be getting a late lunch right now.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:52:01 PST 1998
imposter: from the latin, impostrilla, the tiny parasite which nibbles on a corpse's private parts in the coffin.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:51:41 PST 1998
bass


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:50:41 PST 1998
IMPOSTER: boring guy from west coast


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:50:36 PST 1998
late lunch, hmm. how interesting. sea food?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:49:39 PST 1998
Yes, we are sak. Every one of us. You're the only straight guy here. Don't you feel a little funny now? We are trying to convert you, that's why. Do you like gladiator movies?


FROM: sak(the real deal)
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:49:17 PST 1998
I have not posted in while. Ignore those outlandish remarks about fags and rock and roll. We have an imposter


FROM: theremin
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:48:09 PST 1998
i'd love to play with you all day volty, but i have to get a late lunch.


FROM: sak
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:47:49 PST 1998
your all fags


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:46:38 PST 1998
Somehow a guy who can't spell trying to take me to task about vocabulary is profoundly sad.


FROM: Emylie
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:46:29 PST 1998
This place starts making me bored. I'm leaving.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:45:51 PST 1998
Theramin doesn't look that hard to play actually. I think it's a matter of availability that has made it seem difficult. I mean, if it is half as hard to play as the harp, I'll be a monkey's rock and roll meaning.


FROM: theremin
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:44:41 PST 1998
NEW DEVELOPMENTS IN THEREMIN Virtuoso Russian thereminist visits Britain How many professional theremin players are there in the world? Now that the great Clara Rockmore no longer gives public performances, there may be only one - the 27 year old Russian musician Lydia Kavina. Lydia is the great niece of Lev Termen, inventor of this fascinating, ethereal instrument in 1920. She began to study the theremin at the age of 9, under the instruction of Termen himself. Although then in his 80's, the great man was still working a 40 hour week, and Lydia fondly recalls that Termen would always arrive at their Friday evening sessions bearing a gift of some sort for his young apprentice.


FROM: sak
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:44:40 PST 1998
thats homo habilis to you twit.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:43:44 PST 1998
Jimmy Page plays awesome theramin on the Song Remains the Same soundtrack.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:43:28 PST 1998
no - i don't like the fag thing either


FROM: sak
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:43:15 PST 1998


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:43:05 PST 1998
http://sfbay.yahoo.com/


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:42:39 PST 1998
sak: don't call people fags. It shows just how neanderthal you really are.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:41:03 PST 1998
Actually, that is very interesting. Does she have a web page yet with sound files, a photo gallery, and a guest book?


FROM: sak
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:39:59 PST 1998
Look buddy. There will be no shoving today or anyday. Youll never find me its easy to talk big behind your PC. Ill rock n roll your a-- to the ground ya fag.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:38:55 PST 1998
that was a gift to anon


FROM: <hope this bores you>
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:38:30 PST 1998
After graduating from the Tchaikovsky State Conservatory in Moscow, where she studied composition with Alexander Perumov, Lydia began giving theremin concerts in Russia, in defiance of pre-Glasnost Soviet disapproval of electronic music. Since then she has played over 350 concerts and TV broadcasts, including tours of the (then) Soviet Union, Eastern Europe, Germany, France, Italy, Portugal and the USA. In 1994 she flew to England to play theremin on the soundtrack of the film 'Ed Wood', and earlier this year, after resettling in Hamburg, added the other-worldly tones of her 'ethervox' (as the theremin was once called) to a new theatrical production of Alice, based on Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:38:21 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting.


FROM: Homer Simpson
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:37:50 PST 1998
Ooh, ham. Ahahahaahhlalalahaahalh


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:37:03 PST 1998
Have you guys heard that if you fry ham a certain way it turns into coagulated jam?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:36:10 PST 1998
I've been rivetting objects to highway overpasses for years. Nobody's caught me yet but I dread the day I will have to stop.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:35:04 PST 1998
I live to bore you to tears, Myky D! And now, chapter one of The Great Gatsby........... "There once was a bloke named Gatsby who tried so hard with his latch key...."


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:34:28 PST 1998
why do you feel the need to defend yourself? out with it! let's have the damn thing out.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:34:21 PST 1998
i have difficulty referring to his little snipes as "self-defense".... unless... oh, i get it now. it could be self-defense if he believes this board belongs to him. now i get it.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:33:34 PST 1998
I once heard the true meaning of rock and roll. It went something like this: "Noone gives a f--k what i'm saying..." --Al Kooper


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:32:19 PST 1998
arrogance would lead to a name. anonymity is simply self defense.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:31:00 PST 1998
purple rock and roll slippers. good imagery. like it.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:30:12 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:30:00 PST 1998
anon bores me to tears. anyone else get that sensation? i still can't figure out how someone can be so arrogant, yet nameless. seems contradictory. um, rattle, pal.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:29:28 PST 1998
I listen the the true meaning of rolk and rolc all daylong because Im in the bsuiness. I am at the root, where worms and little rolly polly ball bugs roll and rock and squish between my purple rock and roll slippers. don't f--k with me because I know wheich end of a drumstock to shove up your a--.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:29:19 PST 1998
man buy some soup in a diner. he's goes to pay. server says $5 for the oasis soup. man says "oasis soup?" server says "yeah. you gotta roll with it."


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:27:49 PST 1998
he said roll and roll! he said roll and roll! that's so funny. rattle..


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:27:34 PST 1998
Pot: "Black!" Kettle: "Duh."


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:26:52 PST 1998
Roll and roll is like rock and roll without so much butter.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:25:46 PST 1998
Poink Flid is my favorite rock and roll band to listen the true meaning of rock and roll.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:25:41 PST 1998
"roll and roll"? shhhh... he's on a roll.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:23:44 PST 1998
"Listening to the true meaning of rock and roll" is different than listening to roll and roll.Understanding the "true meaning" is a bunch of hooey. I suppose you knew that. However, true meaning is relative and different for everyone. You don't need to be in the business to understand that. You are both retarded, right? Not that there's anything wrong with that


FROM: H
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:23:25 PST 1998
Today yuck! You really are a pathetic bastard. Dang, missed Sleepy and Cushca!


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:23:05 PST 1998
that's more like it


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:22:35 PST 1998
I said "Jasper this ones evil, but I love my lioness. My lioness!"


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:20:52 PST 1998
uh, boring


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:20:29 PST 1998
two fish bowls swiming in a lost soul year after year


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:19:05 PST 1998
the sublime interpretation of the confusing identical lyrics reaching an almost chime like presense in todays modern jazz fusion grundge scene.


FROM: sak
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:18:21 PST 1998
I hope your not talking to me about the meaning of R&R. Im in the f--king business. I listen at the root baby. The root.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:18:00 PST 1998
why are you doing this? because you can! funny funny funny


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:17:25 PST 1998
which?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:15:57 PST 1998
FROM: DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:09:50 PST 1998 the most pathetic thing is that neither of you idiots have a clue about what really counts when it comes to listening to the true meaning of rock and roll music.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:13:46 PST 1998
what?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:12:16 PST 1998
what is the true meaning of rock and roll music, then?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:11:26 PST 1998
sin tax to pay for the new stadium


FROM: sak
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:10:51 PST 1998
you should be a f--king english teacher. Im sick of your remarks concerning my syntax


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:09:50 PST 1998
the most pathetic thing is that neither of you idiots have a clue about what really counts when it comes to listening to the true meaning of rock and roll music.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:08:57 PST 1998
apostrophe monster is on the prowl. by golly, who could it be?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:07:39 PST 1998
I think the best part of waking up is folgers in my shorts.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:06:54 PST 1998
sak, one more thing about you for sure: you have one of those abbreviated keyboards that doesn't have an apostrophe, right?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:06:08 PST 1998
I'm going home now. Bye everyone. Special goodbye to CW, who sounds super-busy.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:05:45 PST 1998
Are there any tailgaters in the audience? I have a magazine article I think you'd be interested in. The writer is obviously a devotee of Dr. Freud's.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:05:33 PST 1998
I am leaving also. I am being allowed to leave before midnight today. Sniffle. Have a good one.


FROM: sak
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:05:22 PST 1998
Im not a real straight edge. I dont drink or do drugs, but I dont consider my self XXX Im not militant either. Im actually a Skin Head Punk.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:04:39 PST 1998
be back later. bye to the british ladies, since they may leave soon. xxx and ooo, that sort of mushy thing.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:03:31 PST 1998
sak is a straight-edge? good. i always root for you guys when you brawl with the others.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:02:56 PST 1998
I wish people would stop thinking I don't have a life! I do! It's right here with you!


FROM: Emylie
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:02:29 PST 1998
"Here"..I mean in Moscow...


FROM: sak
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:01:04 PST 1998
cush im just testing your wits. You witty kitty. Sleepy, keep cush in check. Bye the way Im a Militant Striaght edge XXXXXXXXXXX. Snapcase


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:00:52 PST 1998
first the bad news: correct, cushca, heaven is not in your future (unless you spend quality time with me). the better news is that you might be promoted into Hell's management. found a british bike shop's Orange page: http://www.netcomuk.co.uk/~thebean/orangeprices.html


FROM: Emylie
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:00:31 PST 1998
Sorry


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 10:00:01 PST 1998
You are more likely to spontaneously combust that to find a Robyn album here, Emylie.


FROM: Emylie
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:59:41 PST 1998
Oh, hello mr. Wax!


FROM: Emylie
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:58:42 PST 1998
Oh, hello mr. Wax!


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:58:08 PST 1998
Sleepy has ever such cold hands. She touched me and I made a sound like an elephant.


FROM: Emylie
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:56:53 PST 1998
And it's rather hard to get Robyn Hitchc--k albums here!


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:56:21 PST 1998
I've just realised. I'm not going to go to heaven, am I?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:55:27 PST 1998
Hello CW.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:55:12 PST 1998
H - how well do they suck?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:54:44 PST 1998
H - you wouldn't say that to his face. He'd confused you in an astounding display of logic and fast-thinking.


FROM: Emylie
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:54:21 PST 1998
Sleepy: It's cold and snowy now in my city..."I know the snow"...Hm.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:54:17 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:53:52 PST 1998
Im not sure what that guy was talking about. Im really not sure. Im going to look back at past messages and find out. Ill be back. Its weird. Reelly weird. Im just not sure.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:53:21 PST 1998
She's a wafflehead


FROM: h
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:52:51 PST 1998
English boys SUCK!!!


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:52:28 PST 1998
I tripped over the space needle once. They should not leave things like that just anywhere after one of those little world's fares. Could hurt somebody.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:51:22 PST 1998
cak - one word. whatthef--kareyoutalkingabout?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:51:13 PST 1998
http://www.cyclenet.co.uk/orange/design.html Myk.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:50:49 PST 1998
Found my brush. Thanks Sleepy! It wasn't in my hand, but it made me think about picking it up. I started walking around the facility where I live staring at my hand and watching the terrain through splayed fingers. I saw the brush through my hand, setting on a table near the nurses station! Amazing how the mind works (or doesn't), isn't it?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:50:05 PST 1998
Love on ya baby.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:49:29 PST 1998
Heavens, Orange. English boys are the best. Do you play rugby?


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:49:15 PST 1998
do orange bikes have a website? time to go shopping, spring will spring upon us soon.


FROM: h
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:49:08 PST 1998
Adios!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:48:59 PST 1998
Hi Emylie. How's Moscow?


FROM: sak
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:48:39 PST 1998
Cush, one word. MIDOL


FROM: Orange
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:48:12 PST 1998
Y frame!!! No way. The space needle's such a nice guy.. They've got the best coffee. I'm outta here see you all?


FROM: Orange
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:46:39 PST 1998
mYk. My bike is a lot like me in name. It's a rigid aluminium job called an E4. It's a brit thing.


FROM: Palm55
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:46:33 PST 1998
Melon Brain is the finest singer since Ted "Tack Neck" Smith of the Fronds. I hope his new band, the Torques, takes off, cuz I will be so pleased to finally buy a real record with songs and stuff on it. So far it's been bootleg tapes and gig posters.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:46:10 PST 1998
See you soon, Orange. x


FROM: h
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:45:49 PST 1998
It's one of those funky Y-frame(?) things isn't it?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:44:48 PST 1998
The Space Needle points to the sky.


FROM: Orange
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:44:41 PST 1998
Sleepy and Cushca take care. xxxx Goodbye all, must fly. Hope you all find your summers and they respond. She came and she gave without taking, she's a translucent girl. At least I tried.


FROM: Emylie (from Moscow)
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:44:31 PST 1998
Hello, Sleepy, mr. Murphy and everyone! Last night I tried to talk to someone here, but enjoyed talking to myself instead. It was rather funny. I even posted messages in Russian.


FROM: h
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:44:09 PST 1998
Cushca-with replies like that, is there any wonder why I spend my all important Therapy time yapping about you?xoxoxo


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:44:03 PST 1998
I'll be away tomorrow. They are finally going to remove that mayonaisse jar from my rectum. So please goddammit don't blame me for anything that happens tomorrow. It's John Taylor!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:42:33 PST 1998
exactly what model bike did you get for 1100 quiddie things? (roughly $1700 US). the bike I spoke of was $2400 US. did your bike come with the frog PJs? heh. i have my eye on a $1200 US cannondale.


FROM: Orange
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:41:51 PST 1998
you don't need mexicans, be kind to gravity on the way down and she'll repay you goin' up the country. I learnt all i know about mtbing from the great Jo Burt, inventor of Mint, Chipco, Oonagh and Coleman.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:41:28 PST 1998
H - if I were near you I'd just give you a big smack. Lashings and lashings of love and hugs Orange - be good dear.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:39:50 PST 1998
I'll say goodbye Orange, as the computer may log you off. Big kiss. Take care. See you soon. xxx


FROM: h
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:39:28 PST 1998
Cushca, if I were near you I would give you a big SMOOOOCH!!**smack**


FROM: Orange
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:38:35 PST 1998
Hey chewing wax. Did i hear your name on an old edition of the simpsons? I was half asleep (without my frog pj's) so it might have been something else


FROM: h
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:38:01 PST 1998
My Diamondback costs $500 and weighs about half ton!! $2400!!! Better come with Mexicans to push me up a hill.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:37:02 PST 1998
OK then Orange. Have you had fun? Do you like our little Community of the Strange? It's been a room full of people hasn't it? It's filling up nicely now!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:36:23 PST 1998
Hello Orange. Sleepy has sued me in your defense. I have nothing but the highest regard and admiration for you and I trust your judgment when it comes to mountain bikes.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:35:41 PST 1998
Shut it H. I would advise you don't test me at this time of day.


FROM: Orange
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:35:37 PST 1998
is that $2400 u.s or the other place? My new baby weighs 22-23lbs. it cost 1100 of those pound things. it doesn't cook breakfast, that's not why i bought it.


FROM: h
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:33:38 PST 1998
Pleeeeze Cushca, you instigate it half the time


FROM: Orange
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:33:00 PST 1998
Sleepy - about 10 mins and I'm outta here


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:32:09 PST 1998
nah, H, treks are like my Giant: too damn heavy. i tried out this nice GT mtn bike that was super light, but at $2400, it better fix me breakfast too. hope you get to take your trip, orange. travel is heaven.


FROM: Orange
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:31:04 PST 1998
Wooooaaaahhh!!!!! TREK!!!! Thought it was a reference to a sci-fi show. Sorry I'm slow today. TREK!! No way Jose. Oh god Summer where are you? Where you b? Write it in the sand. Where have my heroes gone today? What no spice girls? the cute one is sick. the other four just have temperatures


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:31:03 PST 1998
It is so tiring to come back to this board and find the idiots have taken over (not including Sleepy and lovely, lovely Orange of course). And I love this name-calling. It really pushes the boundaries of intelligence. Jam.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:30:06 PST 1998
Tell me something interesting about Robyn, Orange.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:29:12 PST 1998
When do you have to log off, Orange?


FROM: Orange
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:27:26 PST 1998
Hey Sleepy and Cushca. when I sleep is when you rise. My heart and soul are in your hands. now's the time...


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:27:16 PST 1998
I'm considering a move to Memphis. It worked for Elvis Presley, why can't it work for me? Romantic Piscean seeks angel in disguise, Chinese-speaking girlfriend, big brown eyes. I'll take a mystic trip.


FROM: Orange
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:25:37 PST 1998
Sorry, having trouble with the N button


FROM: Orange
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:24:49 PST 1998
Thik of London, small city. dark, dark in the daytime. Did i forget to mention memphis? home of elvis and the ancient greeks


FROM: Orange
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:23:04 PST 1998
Strange you should mention it, but i might need one for a train trip. Mind you, that's looking less and less likely.


FROM: H
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:22:44 PST 1998
This is our second home, our first on the net. TREK RULES!!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:22:27 PST 1998
I've gotta find myself a city to live in. Are you far from me?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:21:44 PST 1998
Orange - welcome to our world... Are you going to lose your CD player at Houston airport again?!


FROM: Orange
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:20:57 PST 1998
How do you know i'll end up living here? you don't know where i am.


FROM: H
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:20:39 PST 1998
Go away Volty!(rattle)


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:19:47 PST 1998
.....while others still are wankerette's! EG Cushca!


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:19:39 PST 1998
I really wish you people would get a clue as to who does what. STO BLAMING ME FOR THAT SHIIT!!!! It's just too damned easy. rattle


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:18:51 PST 1998
No. It's just a comment in general. I do of course love you, anon.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:18:40 PST 1998
sorry, heruka, i figured you were just teasing V by pulling up an ancient posting of his. i remember asking the question that got that response, when i first got here. otherwise, it's V posting old V stuff, which strikes me as odd. odd but very plausible, upon closer inspection.


FROM: Orange
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:18:09 PST 1998
Can you help me - to believe. all i have to offer is archiology at christmas


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:17:41 PST 1998
Are you insinuating I'm a wanker!? I thought you loved me!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:17:27 PST 1998
How much time have you got on here Orange? How long do you reckon?


FROM: H
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:16:45 PST 1998
I'm making no sense at all am I? C'mon summertime! I'm off now. Bye-Bye


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:16:18 PST 1998
Orange - some people on here are really very nice. Some are complete wankers. Use your fantastic mind to figure out which is which! Still, it's a challenge, right?!


FROM: h
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:14:38 PST 1998
Go away Orange!!! I'm telling you this for your own good, you'll end up living here. It's addicting. stoP


FROM: h
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:14:13 PST 1998
Go away Orange!!! I'm telling you this for your own good, you'll end up here. It's addicting. stoP


FROM: Orange
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:14:09 PST 1998
Figgy can turn the fax machine on, who knows what she's capable of.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:12:37 PST 1998
I really wish you people would get a clue as to who does what. STO BLAMING ME FOR THAT SHIIT!!!!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:12:30 PST 1998
Someone keeps calling me and putting the phone down. Orange - bookmark or favourite this site. Then pull down the list. Highlight this page and press it.


FROM: Orange
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:11:45 PST 1998
Sleepy, was that a big star I saw? You got me down on my knees - that's for Pinky


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:09:08 PST 1998
You can ignore John Taylor. After his abysmal solo album last year, no-one's talking to him. He is possibly the one formally known as Voltaic. He has surprisingly good taste in music.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:09:05 PST 1998
i remember that old V posting. did you dig for this, heruka? just a guess. cushca: you behave. back in the basket... with me. sleepy: who is kylie? not the aussie singer, i trust.


FROM: Orange
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:08:56 PST 1998
Hey, what's goin' on. How do you work this thing?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:07:52 PST 1998
I don't understand that! Maybe someone's cloned you and you aren't. So, do you think rh could have posted on here, Orange? Maybe the Figster is a techno-cat.


FROM: Orange
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:07:47 PST 1998
I'll join you in a moving cupboard.


FROM: John Taylor
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:07:02 PST 1998
I have Polk Audio speakers I bought in 1980 that have been good soldiers. Not top-o-the-line, but they have a very sweet sound....By the way, has anyone else noticed that the Mossy Liquor lp is incredibly good, sound-wise? I taped it (for personal use of course) and my tape of it is as good as any cd-to-tape I've done...for personal use..... Mossy Liquor, ask for it by name


FROM: sak
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:06:57 PST 1998
did we get archived


FROM: Orange
DATE: Mon Jan 19 09:06:13 PST 1998
I'll join you in a moving cupboard.