FROM: wp
DATE: Sun Jan 18 13:15:31 PST 1998
no good at jokes... ah yes...
i've got custard in one ear... jelly in the other... i'm a trifle deaf.
boom boom
FROM: TLG
DATE: Sun Jan 18 13:15:30 PST 1998
i speak of the ribbon slate man, indeed!
FROM: TLG
DATE: Sun Jan 18 13:14:25 PST 1998
hairdryer! gotcha! any more jokes?
FROM: wp
DATE: Sun Jan 18 13:14:12 PST 1998
are you sure you're not biblious or are you perhaps talking of the demi-god C.M.
FROM: TLG
DATE: Sun Jan 18 13:13:07 PST 1998
it's made of brass. remember the story about the room? him. him.
FROM: wp
DATE: Sun Jan 18 13:11:54 PST 1998
tlg, the hairdresser to blow up the bed... oh sorry, hairdryer!
FROM: h
DATE: Sun Jan 18 13:11:52 PST 1998
You really have way too much time in your hands.
FROM: wp
DATE: Sun Jan 18 13:10:52 PST 1998
what about your eye!?
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Sun Jan 18 13:10:43 PST 1998
Queenie-6655321 was the number in the book, I have never seen the movie. Volty old chap, go out and play in the sun, at least get some fresh air. Netscape SUCKS, this page isn't loading right. I've got Perspex Island, despite what CW seems to believe. BYE-BYE!!
FROM: TLG
DATE: Sun Jan 18 13:10:37 PST 1998
the hairdresser? in a bottle?
FROM: TLG
DATE: Sun Jan 18 13:09:58 PST 1998
no cm, no party. my eye!
FROM: wp
DATE: Sun Jan 18 13:09:45 PST 1998
don't forget the hairdresser!
FROM: TLG
DATE: Sun Jan 18 13:09:05 PST 1998
contemplating. must purchase pump-up bed.
FROM: wp
DATE: Sun Jan 18 13:08:54 PST 1998
armando iannucci on currently
FROM: wp
DATE: Sun Jan 18 13:08:04 PST 1998
oh yes, biblious i am indeed, and how are you?
FROM: TLG
DATE: Sun Jan 18 13:07:45 PST 1998
no, arnie. mute. no sound
FROM: TLG
DATE: Sun Jan 18 13:07:05 PST 1998
the princess. are you bibulous?
FROM: wp
DATE: Sun Jan 18 13:06:45 PST 1998
yes arnie, you tlg?
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Sun Jan 18 13:06:26 PST 1998
FROM: TLG
DATE: Sun Jan 18 13:06:16 PST 1998
you are most kind, wp. arnie?
FROM: wp
DATE: Sun Jan 18 13:05:56 PST 1998
is who drinking?
FROM: TLG
DATE: Sun Jan 18 13:05:19 PST 1998
hey, vic. how goes it?
FROM: web princess
DATE: Sun Jan 18 13:05:07 PST 1998
that's ok my little gnomic friend, i'll let you off
FROM: TLG
DATE: Sun Jan 18 13:04:36 PST 1998
are you drinking?
FROM: Vic Flange
DATE: Sun Jan 18 13:04:15 PST 1998
What a load.
FROM: The Laughing Gnome
DATE: Sun Jan 18 13:04:08 PST 1998
wP, excuse me
FROM: web princess
DATE: Sun Jan 18 13:04:05 PST 1998
juggler?! :-)
FROM: The Laughing Gnome
DATE: Sun Jan 18 13:03:11 PST 1998
woooh hoooo wb. juggler
FROM: The Laughing Gnome
DATE: Sun Jan 18 13:02:35 PST 1998
of course you realise now that i have to go find Perspex Island...
FROM: web princess
DATE: Sun Jan 18 13:02:17 PST 1998
hello, looks busy in here
FROM: The Laughing Gnome
DATE: Sun Jan 18 12:59:50 PST 1998
hello Emylie
FROM: The Laughing Gnome
DATE: Sun Jan 18 12:58:58 PST 1998
la, la, la, la, la (i'm a completist!)
FROM: Emylie
DATE: Sun Jan 18 12:50:06 PST 1998
Oh, Crazy Diamond... But "he doesn't exist anymore (la la la la la)".
FROM: Emylie
DATE: Sun Jan 18 12:45:26 PST 1998
Me?!
FROM: Emylie
DATE: Sun Jan 18 12:43:20 PST 1998
Hello, Laughing Gnome!
FROM: The Laughing Gnome
DATE: Sun Jan 18 12:42:54 PST 1998
you crazy diamond, you!
FROM:
DATE: Sun Jan 18 12:41:18 PST 1998
ӗ̸ ԕ˝ ӷڸҝ ӷ. See you tomorrow. Shine on!
FROM: The Laughing Gnome
DATE: Sun Jan 18 12:41:16 PST 1998
see Emylie play. ha, ha, ha!
FROM:
DATE: Sun Jan 18 12:34:19 PST 1998
! Ҹ Ӓ Ӕ. ӓ ڸ, ӗ, ҽ Ͻ!
FROM: Emylie
DATE: Sun Jan 18 12:25:54 PST 1998
Oh! I think I've made a mistake in my previous posting...Hmmm, "Emylie tries, but misunderstands".
FROM: Emylie (from Moscow)
DATE: Sun Jan 18 11:27:44 PST 1998
That was me! I wrote my message in Russian and saw cyrillic letters on this board! I wonder if I am the only RH fan in Russia.
FROM:
DATE: Sun Jan 18 11:21:33 PST 1998
ӷ !
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sun Jan 18 10:52:31 PST 1998
I think there's only one 6. "Six double-five three two one." I'll have to check the video tape to confirm if we have a winner.
FROM:
DATE: Sun Jan 18 10:06:32 PST 1998
hello
FROM: Emylie (from Moscow)
DATE: Sun Jan 18 08:57:59 PST 1998
Hello!
FROM:
DATE: Sun Jan 18 07:25:57 PST 1998
seopit
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 22:11:17 PST 1998
Next......How many shooting stars are their in Jaws?
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 22:00:50 PST 1998
6655321
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 21:59:45 PST 1998
84F
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sat Jan 17 21:26:59 PST 1998
What was Alexander DeLarch's prison number in "A Clockwork Orange." Tough one.
FROM: Harold Piser ( the real one )
DATE: Sat Jan 17 17:30:43 PST 1998
What do you think?
FROM: huh?
DATE: Sat Jan 17 17:06:23 PST 1998
is silence something to even comprehend?
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 16:50:42 PST 1998
late lunch for me today. bagel. tasty
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 16:47:00 PST 1998
have you gone?
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 16:43:59 PST 1998
i like your movie quizzes queenie
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 16:43:06 PST 1998
i think someone else got it first though
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 16:42:22 PST 1998
chet! i knew but i was too shy to say before
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sat Jan 17 16:40:58 PST 1998
I don't know who anyone is anymore.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sat Jan 17 16:40:27 PST 1998
Sak...Which part of New York?
FROM: Vic Flange
DATE: Sat Jan 17 15:16:29 PST 1998
and Lay off the cough syrup.
FROM: web princess
DATE: Sat Jan 17 15:14:43 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting!
FROM: Emylie
DATE: Sat Jan 17 15:11:21 PST 1998
It's pretty late, so I have to leave you all. It's been really nice trying to talk to you without being noticed. See you tomorrow.
FROM: Vic Flange
DATE: Sat Jan 17 15:10:55 PST 1998
screw it, buy a new one.
FROM: web princess
DATE: Sat Jan 17 15:10:43 PST 1998
bye then, enjoy
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 15:09:20 PST 1998
I'm leaving now, a local band os breaking up and tonite is their last show. I'm anticipating seeing alot of old school chums.
FROM: web princess
DATE: Sat Jan 17 15:06:11 PST 1998
give up drinking and you'll be ok
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 15:04:50 PST 1998
Dtrange thing happened to me today. I was cleaning my apartment, listening to a cd. I'll not tell you the cd as it would give away my identity. I want no-one to connect me to this story. Well anyway, the cd comes to the last song. I thought about changing it but I did not. A few minutes later the cd is playing again, I thought nothing of even though I hadn't turned on resume. About halfway through it this second time it stops playing, thinking it f--ked up on me I walk over to it. The cd player is completely off, I think I was imagining it play the second time. Strange that I had imagined it so perfectly clear, or it's time to buy a new one.
FROM: web princess
DATE: Sat Jan 17 15:04:34 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting!
FROM: 0(__!__)0
DATE: Sat Jan 17 15:00:42 PST 1998
/o_o\
FROM: web princess
DATE: Sat Jan 17 14:59:23 PST 1998
Anyone here then?
FROM: Emylie
DATE: Sat Jan 17 14:57:28 PST 1998
What do you mean?
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 14:55:40 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting.
FROM: 0((_I_))0
DATE: Sat Jan 17 14:55:29 PST 1998
FROM: Emylie
DATE: Sat Jan 17 14:52:08 PST 1998
Oh, hello, Sak!
FROM: Emylie
DATE: Sat Jan 17 14:50:40 PST 1998
Am I all alone here?
FROM: sak
DATE: Sat Jan 17 14:49:20 PST 1998
looks like ill be talking to myself
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 14:48:18 PST 1998
ss
FROM: sak
DATE: Sat Jan 17 14:47:51 PST 1998
Hello, is anyone posting
FROM: antihanson
DATE: Sat Jan 17 14:24:47 PST 1998
an Hanson fan has found this place
FROM: Emylie
DATE: Sat Jan 17 14:20:19 PST 1998
0(-o_o-)0:Yeah, something like that.
FROM: 0(-o_o-)0
DATE: Sat Jan 17 14:15:27 PST 1998
si Emylie. play?
FROM: Emylie (from Moscow)
DATE: Sat Jan 17 14:12:02 PST 1998
Hello, Lizzie! I used to visit the David Bowie message board some time ago. There's nothing interesting there. Posting here is much more fun!
FROM: 0(-o_o-)0
DATE: Sat Jan 17 14:04:24 PST 1998
FROM: lizzie
DATE: Sat Jan 17 13:57:38 PST 1998
Hi it's lizzie the straggler...I learnt something at the David Bowie message board (aaargh - run for the hills) and I thought you'd appreciate it over here at Robyn Hitchc--k. Look, bum cheeks: (_|_) !!! Isn't that cool? I suspect you already know this! See y'all later!
FROM: Emylie
DATE: Sat Jan 17 13:55:53 PST 1998
Is there anybody out there?
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 12:23:02 PST 1998
kkkjhgaaaasdffkjgasdfffkjhgasdffkjhgasdffkjhgaaasdffffffff
FROM: sak
DATE: Sat Jan 17 12:06:33 PST 1998
i dont think so. I only make them for the homeless
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 12:06:02 PST 1998
then make me a quilt
FROM: sak
DATE: Sat Jan 17 12:05:29 PST 1998
just thought id let you know
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 12:04:59 PST 1998
big deal
FROM: sak
DATE: Sat Jan 17 12:04:36 PST 1998
I make quilts!
FROM: WORK IN SEATTLE?
<www.todays-careers.com>
DATE: Sat Jan 17 11:50:20 PST 1998
Region: Seattle Washington
Are you a top-notch sales person - you know, someone who really enjoys
making a sale and finds satisfaction in success?
Are you worth more than what you're currently earning?
Have you hit a compensation ceiling and want the opportunity for increased
earning potential?
If so, we need to talk.
An interview is your next step. Fax your resume to (206) 441-4226 or e-mail
tc1@aa.net. or mail to 209 6th Ave. N., Seattle, WA 98109
FROM: Sheila
DATE: Sat Jan 17 11:36:37 PST 1998
Any opinions on free range eggs? Orange yolks, nice and round.
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 10:50:18 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting.
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 10:34:03 PST 1998
What a loon.
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 10:22:28 PST 1998
I must go now and sweep the shells out of my garage. Bye now!
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 10:21:17 PST 1998
Dear not interesting: You are far too sensitive. Please grow into yourself and be happy you are alive. Then, and only then, will the lesions heal and you can go out into the light again and greet the public.
FROM: David Bowieknife
DATE: Sat Jan 17 10:20:13 PST 1998
Hey you freaks should hang out on my board. I am the hippest billionaire ever.
FROM: NOT INTERESTING
DATE: Sat Jan 17 10:19:36 PST 1998
there's only one idiot who needs to grow up on this board and it is not me. look in the mirror for the answer.
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 10:18:56 PST 1998
Are you the same person who's been saying "I should be going" for the last hour? BYE BYE!
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 10:17:43 PST 1998
I am a stripper in Atlanta. I use Robyn's music to strip to. It works for me. Tips are great, and guys give me money after I dance too!
FROM: Note to anon
DATE: Sat Jan 17 10:17:17 PST 1998
i am thrilled that things are going well for you, my love. on this note, i can go now.
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 10:16:31 PST 1998
Dear not interesting: everything makes better sense when you begin to comprehend multi-syllabic words. I promise, even your life will become interesting once you grow up!
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 10:15:54 PST 1998
Please don't finish me. I don't want it to end. I love you
FROM: Michael Stipend
DATE: Sat Jan 17 10:15:05 PST 1998
Hey, you freaks oughtta hang out on our board.
FROM: NOT INTERESTING
DATE: Sat Jan 17 10:14:54 PST 1998
NOT NOT NOT INTERESTING AT ALL. REALLY.
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 10:13:59 PST 1998
Since the accident I have not had a chance to do the work for which I was born: journalism. This board has given life to my writing again. Yesterday the doctor told me I could use public toilets again, so I am on my way. Thank you all very much. I will never forget you.
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 10:12:38 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting.
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 10:11:53 PST 1998
One must modulate the sensory stimuli twice hourly, otherwise the subject becomes oblivious to it. As long as there is variety, there is no need to tape his or her eyelids open or remove them surgically.
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 10:11:37 PST 1998
Since you have no feelings for me, I guess I should go away.
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 10:10:16 PST 1998
i'll always care. first love never dies.
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 10:10:01 PST 1998
Lonliness can also be combated with an endless barrage of videos, television, video games, very loud music, and erratic driving on interstate freeways. A menu of high-fat animal products tends to lull the lonely person into a stupor which can then be augmented quite effectively with does of alcohol-laced milk.
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 10:09:43 PST 1998
I don't know what to say. I'll miss you.
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 10:08:14 PST 1998
Please tell me if you don't care anymore.
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 10:07:32 PST 1998
Lonliness is a state of mind. You can be alone and not be lonely.
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 10:06:58 PST 1998
I guess I knew all along that thhis day would come.
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 10:05:56 PST 1998
I was born a wheel of cheese, a cheese wheel. Pickles for fingers, pimento-infested olives for eyes, and toothpick hair. My teeth were made of triscuits cut carefully by chef Bert, and my tongue was a diagonally cut piece of greasy salami. My early years were spent in fear of being eaten.
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 10:05:22 PST 1998
don't you feel lonely posting to yourself on here? i have to go now, so i do hope you have a pleasant and peaceful day.
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 10:04:38 PST 1998
You don't care anymore, do you?
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 10:03:33 PST 1998
How do you feel?
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 10:03:03 PST 1998
he's got his arm around every boy's dream
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 10:02:53 PST 1998
The best way to lubricate the engine parts is to give them a light coating of peanut butter before inserting them into the pie hole. Not only a good lubricant, peanut butter also serves as an excellent hors d'eurves!
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 10:01:57 PST 1998
You don't care?
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 10:01:03 PST 1998
I'm sorry I was gone so long. Did I hurt your feelings?
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 10:00:34 PST 1998
It is possible, though impractical, to ingest auto engine parts orally.
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 09:59:51 PST 1998
I don't care enough to feel anger, pity would be a more relevant term.
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 09:59:42 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting.
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 09:59:11 PST 1998
Angry? I don't know who the f--k you are, why would I be angry?
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 09:58:58 PST 1998
I don''t make quilts.
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 09:58:22 PST 1998
"...we stare into the night and contemplate forever....."
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 09:58:11 PST 1998
Are you angry with me?
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 09:54:22 PST 1998
Oh, stop it. You're so boring. No it's not, never has been and never will be, interesting. Now go off and make a quilt cover or something.
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 09:37:23 PST 1998
No, not really.
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 09:36:12 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting.
FROM: Not here
DATE: Sat Jan 17 09:35:42 PST 1998
Nope
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 09:34:12 PST 1998
"Forget" sorry
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 09:33:47 PST 1998
Please don't about me. I never stop thinking of you, love.
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 09:32:00 PST 1998
I guess you are not here.
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 09:30:51 PST 1998
Very much.
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 09:28:20 PST 1998
I miss You!
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 09:15:18 PST 1998
l
FROM: Bloody Eye, The
DATE: Sat Jan 17 08:23:51 PST 1998
Whats up RH fans. Little annoucment on a show. Rob will be playing a unannounced show in London at his favorite bar on Feb 1 at 8pm. Only his best fans will now what im talking about
FROM:
DATE: Sat Jan 17 07:57:37 PST 1998
ssd
FROM: shoebox
DATE: Sat Jan 17 07:56:40 PST 1998
Im a shoebox
FROM: sak
DATE: Sat Jan 17 07:55:39 PST 1998
Im in NewYork Quennie. You posted a while ago. This answer is probobly void by now.
FROM: Piper
DATE: Sat Jan 17 07:54:12 PST 1998
im the piper
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sat Jan 17 02:44:26 PST 1998
For Sak...Where are you living that you could play at a Penn State function?
FROM: WLA
DATE: Fri Jan 16 23:34:13 PST 1998
I instantly got the impression that the message was indeed Robyn. So, it's 3 "yea"s and one "no" - Sleepy, the envelope, please? . . . . / I finally got the Dimitri E. book - still perusing. Robyn's section is subtitled "Sex, Death, Irony and Insects". I'll post a few lines from it after I read more. . .
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 21:36:19 PST 1998
in my humble opinion, it was rh posting. sleepy can confirm this next week, but the tone seemed right. who knows? sorry i missed you guys hanging late on the board. my pc is currently DOA, but it will shall live again come tomorrow. the other PCs are just fine, thanks for asking.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 19:10:35 PST 1998
Think I shoulda' went out tonite, boring. Friday must be a terrible night for tv!
FROM: potato sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 19:09:18 PST 1998
Hello!
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 19:05:11 PST 1998
hello
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 18:50:28 PST 1998
You are all alone, bloody? Hang up your damn internet service and dial 911, fool!
FROM: Bartender!
DATE: Fri Jan 16 18:49:40 PST 1998
I think that everyone who has posted in the last hour is drunk. Except me. I will fix that right now. Good bye.
FROM: WHats up chuck
DATE: Fri Jan 16 18:48:41 PST 1998
Me hungry, you food.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 18:46:59 PST 1998
hallo, am i all bloody alone here
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 18:45:05 PST 1998
why does my refresh not work. It takes me back to old posting from when i first got on. Peculiar
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 18:42:17 PST 1998
wax did you leave. I think youve given me your addiction to this page. I need rehab
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 18:38:54 PST 1998
I can take it!
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 18:37:13 PST 1998
is sleepy there. Youve been on here for 15 hours or more. Yours must be falling out of thier sockets. Wax you too. Better paste them back in.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 18:34:46 PST 1998
Ever eat a fried pepper sandwich?
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 18:34:36 PST 1998
Wax, holy s--t. What the f--k. Its 930. I just had band practice. Found out we're playing at the Penn State College Festival of the Arts this Summer. Im pretty excited. You must be loaded. Is joe there. When am I getting paid
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 18:26:25 PST 1998
I'm so full. Those stuffed bannana pepper really hit the spot.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 18:07:44 PST 1998
Short trip, L.
FROM: Hmm, simply, well, you gotta know...
DATE: Fri Jan 16 18:06:24 PST 1998
The superbowl is about as intriguing as a pizza.
FROM: Vic Flange
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:31:33 PST 1998
see you in Maui.
FROM: L.
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:30:40 PST 1998
:) xoxoxoxoxoxoxx. I've been crazy without you. I might be going insane. I hope not. Talk later.
FROM: Vic Flange
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:30:20 PST 1998
The U.S.?
FROM: L.
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:28:28 PST 1998
Please don't forget about us
FROM: Vic Flange
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:28:13 PST 1998
Yeah, time for that steak.
FROM: L.
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:27:37 PST 1998
I miss you
FROM: Vic Flange
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:27:09 PST 1998
whats L talking to? prefrontal lobes?
Take the wrapper off..
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:25:21 PST 1998
I'm off too, think I'll watch t.v.
FROM: L.
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:24:37 PST 1998
I'm sorry, I haven't had acess to a computer for a week. I have a lot to tell you. I miss you terribly. Can't talk now. I thought I would go insane this week without you. luv u xoxo
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:24:13 PST 1998
I prefer Fuente with a maduro wrapper.
FROM: L.
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:23:52 PST 1998
I'm sorry, I haven't had acess to a computer for a week. I have a lot to tell you. I miss you terribly. Can't talk now. I thought I would go insane this week without you. luv u xoxo
FROM: Vic Flange
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:22:24 PST 1998
White owl..::cough::.. Ha ha Ha..some vanilla dipped el ropo..or something.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:21:56 PST 1998
I really must investigate about this missing food. See you all later-
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:20:51 PST 1998
Ooooh. Cigar sound yummy. Bye sleepy.
FROM: Vic Flange
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:20:39 PST 1998
oooops..Damn cigars, thats the third tablecloth in a week,..I'm dead. hell I'll blame it on the damned aliens.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:20:26 PST 1998
What kind of cigars?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:20:16 PST 1998
It's happy beans.
FROM: Vic Flange
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:19:55 PST 1998
oooops..Damn cigars, thats the third tablecloth in a week,..I'm dead.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:19:06 PST 1998
they're
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:19:05 PST 1998
Maybe if I could have down loaded your damn picture it would change. Until then, Sleepy holds my attention and my heart.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:18:59 PST 1998
Oh, you don't have to stay on my behalf, my dear. I'm going to log off now, due to being extremely tired indeed. Have a lovely meal and a lovely weekend. Goodbye everyone. xxx
FROM: Vic Flange
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:18:06 PST 1998
Red lint?
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:18:01 PST 1998
Well CW, I know where your priorities lay, and there not with me!:-(
FROM: Vic Flange
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:17:25 PST 1998
they still allowed to sell those fluoresent sausages in those jars? man what's in THEM?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:17:13 PST 1998
I've been to Maine. BAH HABBAH
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:16:24 PST 1998
It was the pizza-boy, wasn't it?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:16:09 PST 1998
I've been to Maine!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:16:01 PST 1998
Oh sure. now she's back. Alright. I'll stay until she leaves.
FROM: Vic Flange
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:15:55 PST 1998
Yeah Pizza ..or some of those egg rolls..
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:15:29 PST 1998
Super-bowl Sunday, annual perch-fry. Everybody is welcome!!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:15:23 PST 1998
EaTrom - WHERE'S MY FOOD? I'm off to search for it. Bye Sleepy. Bye all.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:15:17 PST 1998
Hello. Goodness. It's a quarter past one in the morning. I've just had dinner. Bad planning, no? I feel extremely happy for some reason.
FROM: Vic Flange
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:14:51 PST 1998
Wheres it comming from maine?
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:14:13 PST 1998
Sleepy ran off with the pizza-boy.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:13:26 PST 1998
IT HASN'T ARRIVED YET. I'M STARVING.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:12:58 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting. I seem to be boring MYSELF to tears.
FROM: Vic Flange
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:12:48 PST 1998
WAx!!Hows the food?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:12:31 PST 1998
Where is Sleepy?
FROM: Jerremy Houndsliver
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:12:02 PST 1998
damned browser !!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:11:16 PST 1998
ello Vic
FROM: Jerremy Houndsliver
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:10:54 PST 1998
Wots all this ballyhoo? dead ancestors and spicy chickeny bits..
FROM: Jerremy Houndsliver
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:10:50 PST 1998
Wots all this ballyhoo? dead ancestors and spicy chickeny bits..
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:10:17 PST 1998
You've all bored her to tears.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:08:34 PST 1998
Hello Vic.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:07:51 PST 1998
Sleepy leave?
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:07:36 PST 1998
hot? how
FROM: Harrumff
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:07:20 PST 1998
how interesting Hmm.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:07:19 PST 1998
Goodness. I've just realized hot late it was in London.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:07:17 PST 1998
Mmmm, spicy chicken. I like the thought that I'm eating somebody's evil uncle or other family member.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:05:30 PST 1998
Only the true Heruka would deny his identity.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:04:55 PST 1998
Maybe, maybe not.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:04:07 PST 1998
Heruka?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:03:25 PST 1998
Sleepy - that last bit wasn't me.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:02:37 PST 1998
Sleepy check your e-mail.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:01:55 PST 1998
The words no stumble.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:01:43 PST 1998
oh yeh, I hotmailed you
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:01:02 PST 1998
Yes, everyone denies responsibility
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 17:01:00 PST 1998
Yeh, well, what would you have said? And I didn't mean it that way. Exactly. It was in context to the posting which quite frankly called us all fiends. So, anyhow. I don't think he'll care if it was him anyhow.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:58:50 PST 1998
Hmm, this is so very, very interesting. Indeed it is.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:58:49 PST 1998
I'll ask him next week. My guess is that he'll just look bewildered.
FROM: The big hairy eyeball
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:58:28 PST 1998
I must say the message right after the rh message throws a lot of responsiblity onto mr Hitch's shoulders, CW. Considering, I mean, how bloody strange and mean things get here on occasion. Bye all.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:55:11 PST 1998
Really? Wow. I thought he was still languishing by a pool in LA. It's Tim's birthday on Sunday (I think). Happy Birthday son.
FROM: Ooops
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:53:48 PST 1998
Oh, sorry, he said he was in LA....
FROM: This One's for Sleepy!
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:53:14 PST 1998
Sleepy perhaps you can clear up something: A "Robyn" message was posted earlier. Being someone who knows Robyn and perhaps knows which continent he might be on right now, would you say that it is possible he posted earlier?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:51:31 PST 1998
Did you see rh actually visited the site today?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:51:09 PST 1998
How much longer are they keeping you there? Is food your reward?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:49:19 PST 1998
I got your e-mail. Thanks. I'm fine. It's been a long day. FRIDAY NIGHT!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:48:12 PST 1998
The wonderful thing about our current discussion is that Robyn likes Italian food, so, in fact, we are being extremely relevant. More garlic bread anyone?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:44:48 PST 1998
I sent an e:mail to your hotmail address. Are you OK?
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:44:11 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:44:02 PST 1998
Hey Sleepy. I'm starving too. Italian food is supposedly on the way.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:40:24 PST 1998
I'm still at work. Which is now play. Chased back by my bosses's screaming daughter.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:39:16 PST 1998
Prove it? You must be at M's. I'll hotmail you.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:38:09 PST 1998
Oh yeh? Prove it. E-mail me something nice.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:37:13 PST 1998
Hi CW. I'm at home now.
FROM: Ea
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:36:55 PST 1998
oops see?..Hi Sleepy ,sorry I have to eat...later
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:36:39 PST 1998
Sleepy?
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:35:37 PST 1998
I must consume..astral appearing wavy..I fly..
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:35:16 PST 1998
C'est moi. I have the laptop. I am so very hungry. The soup didn't even touch the sides. How are you?
FROM: Ea
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:33:25 PST 1998
Yes,shrieking children, the voice of angels....
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:32:37 PST 1998
Is Wax still here?
FROM: Vic Flange
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:31:22 PST 1998
Hey Wax.. I know that Fasta Fazzool Guy, watch him, he cheats at cards.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:31:11 PST 1998
Hey Ea - nothing like a friend's screaming child to drive you back downstairs to the computer. I think we've been visited as well. I''ll find out for sure soon.
FROM: Ea
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:26:54 PST 1998
Hello I have accessed the program code many times. I sense we had a genuine guest here earlier...he seemed a bit too cheerful for it to be any of us. Plus there was no funny smell..who knows ..not Ea.
FROM: Patrick
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:23:54 PST 1998
I'm gone!!
FROM: Patrick
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:19:09 PST 1998
IE4, View then Internet Options.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:17:47 PST 1998
Been a joy. Must go for a while. Later dudes. oooh woman in you woman in you. oooh woman in you woman in you (to sleepy).
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:16:32 PST 1998
Depends what browser you are using. In Windows 95 just right click and you'll have the option in Communicator. You're on your own with IE4
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:16:32 PST 1998
oooh pasta and beans. fagioli
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:15:48 PST 1998
well
FROM: Patrick
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:15:37 PST 1998
I've got Michelle's photo in trade!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:15:02 PST 1998
We've ordered from The Italian Village. I'm getting chicken parm and a bowl of pasta fassoool.
FROM:
<blankman@blankman.com>
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:14:43 PST 1998
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh i am the sinister script sender. Hey does anyone know how to view the program code for this board
FROM: Patrick
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:14:22 PST 1998
Send me Cushca's photo. I need inspiration for a story or something, if I'm to beat out Myk.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:14:05 PST 1998
Wrong guy? Sorry.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:13:00 PST 1998
Do you guys just post something and laugh out loud as it flys away?
FROM: Patrick
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:12:44 PST 1998
You've got the wrong guy!
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:12:14 PST 1998
ok thats it, as soon as the "l" word comes out i know your loaded. Dont be trying to put anymoves on me
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:11:57 PST 1998
cut it out Patrick
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:10:58 PST 1998
im a liver loving laddie from the mother country.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:10:47 PST 1998
No, actually, I'm still pretty, well, pretty sober. It was a joke. I'm a joking type of guy. I love you guys.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:09:21 PST 1998
Wax, whats with the temper and the attitude. you must be sucking em down
FROM: Patrick
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:09:11 PST 1998
Hmm, I need to scan a better photo anyway. Bummer!
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:08:09 PST 1998
sober. Im really sober sotally tober.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:07:12 PST 1998
Patrick - your photos will not down load. I have no idea why. It just says there is an internal server error. Oh well. Maybe you're so fuking ugly they won't compute. HA.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:06:16 PST 1998
yeah well ive given michelle a three hour orgasm. That is grounds for an ego.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:05:08 PST 1998
I fricking bombed out of me bloody mind. Burp! I just puked up my tounge
FROM: Latin Lesson
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:03:14 PST 1998
Yippee! Thanks CW. You've made my weekend. Ego schmeego, praise feels good.
FROM: Patrick
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:03:02 PST 1998
I don't care about having an ego. I can make Michelle (who really exists) laugh her a-- off, that's much more satisfying than annoying you.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:02:45 PST 1998
wax i knew that. Im clearvoyant. I am a very gifted person, in a retarted kind of way of course
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:02:19 PST 1998
Sat--day Night Fever, whatever its critical infamy, is an album permanently stamped into the mainstream psyche like a hot iron brand.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:02:09 PST 1998
All right. I'll give it to Latin Lessons. They are wonderful.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:01:25 PST 1998
lets get to know each other. I mean that. What are your fanatsies.
FROM: Bartender!
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:01:12 PST 1998
drink more, it's getting funny here.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:01:04 PST 1998
I'll tell you a secret. Decoy absolutely loved the bee gees. Told me they would be bigger than the Beatles. I swear to God. I once played a cut from Sat--day Night Fever on my highschool radio show, and the booth was stormed and the album stolen and destroyed. Luckily, it was my brothers album.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 16:00:36 PST 1998
huh?
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:59:53 PST 1998
it doesnt what to you pat, huh!!!!
This is a ego thing, not that i have an ego, but i have borrowed my wifes, oops wife's
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:59:25 PST 1998
Computer troubles = Sir Dennis = Latin Lessons = Classifieds = The Collector and more!
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:58:32 PST 1998
wax, right here ya bee gee lover
FROM: Patrick
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:57:53 PST 1998
It doesn't to me at all who is the funniest, really it doesn't.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:57:47 PST 1998
do you mean that. Your funny too, but only if you mean it towards me first
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:57:07 PST 1998
"Webter" Nuff said...
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:57:05 PST 1998
answer the question wax
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:56:16 PST 1998
Dog beater: oh but you are absolutely hilarious. Really!
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:56:16 PST 1998
I would like to know too. Let us know, please
FROM: Webter
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:55:33 PST 1998
Im the dictionary guy you dopus
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:55:26 PST 1998
Oh come on you guys. Stop it. I don't want to start a cat fight for my affections.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:55:23 PST 1998
CW: yes, if you were on the level about us being funny, what's been the funniest thing today?
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:54:43 PST 1998
Truly, I am not here to amuse. Just to simply express my views on this board. Its better than taking it out on my dog. (who am I - too serious, or the other guy?)
FROM: Patrick
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:54:40 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting.
FROM: Sir Dennis
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:54:32 PST 1998
Webster, ol boy. How've you been? I haven't seen you since I visited Michael Jackson a few years back. My you must be of age now, as they say!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:54:03 PST 1998
Really?
FROM: Hmm
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:53:25 PST 1998
Which bit have you enjoyed the most, CW. It would interest me to know if it was mine or the other one's....
FROM: Webster
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:52:36 PST 1998
'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S
FROM: Apostrophes FREE Right Here!: ''''''''''
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:52:06 PST 1998
Chewing Wax: thats a great point. Id never considered it before. I suppose its a pretty common error. Didnt mean to offend anyone. Ill stop commenting now.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:51:47 PST 1998
Acutally, you are both very funny. One just takes himself too seriously and tries too hard.
FROM: OH the pain in my foot
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:51:17 PST 1998
I have pain in my foot. from stubbing it on the new balck and decker floor mounted saw that i bought my sister for her bahmitsfa. I thought she may want to build a bird house for my pet
osterich
FROM: S'bud
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:50:24 PST 1998
The only cure: a potato in the pants...in the back, not the front.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:48:55 PST 1998
honestly, I couldn't care less. Just a note, a missing ' is not an indication of the same person. It's an indication of the same problem.
FROM: abused
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:48:43 PST 1998
I was beaten over the head with a wrench by my dad. It hurt alot. I did not like it. He said it would help me read better. Thats not funny. Maybe it was. Wait who am I?
FROM: Mrs. Foggybootie
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:48:29 PST 1998
I just realized I was Patrick's 3rd grade teacher. I remember he missed the day when apostrophes were explained. I am sorry.
FROM: Patrick
<another misspelled word, for shame>
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:47:36 PST 1998
I suppose I shpuld send mine eh?
FROM: the easter bunny
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:47:13 PST 1998
I am the easter bunny. Im going to do off santa. He takes all the press
FROM: Eraserhead is dead and nobody told me.
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:46:59 PST 1998
There's that "Im" again. You are the same dude over and over again. This isn't fun. I think I will apply for an early colon explosion and wait for the callout pizza to arrive. Jack Nance died because he was beaten over the head with a donut. THis is very sad.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:46:07 PST 1998
Thankfully, I stopped eating peanut butter back in the scare of '87.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:46:07 PST 1998
Amazing what we can do with people these days.
FROM: Patrick
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:45:28 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting
FROM: Comedy Central
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:45:26 PST 1998
Thats funnt too. Im on the floor. (not really)
FROM: Comedy Central
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:44:34 PST 1998
Thats hilarious!!!!!!!
FROM: Personals
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:44:16 PST 1998
I have been receiving messages from an entity in orbit around our planet recently. The message is clear. Our peanut butter is being laced with insecticide and rootbeer residue. If you have been consuming quantities of peanut butter lately, and have had blackouts and sudden lapses of memory and temper, you may be a victim. Do not panick. Eat more peanut butter and wait by your telephone. A nice man named Bud will call you. Soon.
FROM: Black Guy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:43:53 PST 1998
Im the half fan. I have no legs. Im just a stump. But a good ball player. I can dunk
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:42:38 PST 1998
It's amazing what we do with computers now adays.
FROM: Census Board
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:42:04 PST 1998
He has 437.5 black fans.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:41:57 PST 1998
Identity confirmed.
FROM: Greg Gumball
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:41:12 PST 1998
Mike: you certainly speak better than you spell!
FROM: Henry Kellog
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:41:08 PST 1998
Colon BLow. Lots of fiber.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:40:35 PST 1998
Oh, I just love the racist undertones all of a sudden. I wonder how many black fans RH has.
FROM: Sir Dennis Eaton-Hogg
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:40:16 PST 1998
Hey, ol' chaps, I do believe I have prompted the archival mechanism twice today. That means one of you gets to be my date tonight! Mind you, I am rich, and I do treat you well. Who's game?
FROM: Mike Jordan
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:39:40 PST 1998
I am a tall black mo fo. I have lots of cash and i cant speak the best english, but it's not too bad
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:38:30 PST 1998
Only 7 more archives until all of our colons explode!
FROM: Bubble Gum
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:38:18 PST 1998
Im blowing a bubble. pop. it pop popped. chew chew chew chew
FROM: hmmm......
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:38:00 PST 1998
ITS way!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:37:22 PST 1998
I am changing my name to Bubble Gum from now on.