FROM: Sir Dennis Eaton-Hogg
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:36:47 PST 1998
Ball Sak ol' boy, I always knew you were a slut. Can't you quit parading the fact around here until the morals charge is hushed up and put to bed? Really, ol' man, we are within sight of a complete resolution to this, er, problem, and here you are like a toilet trader!
FROM: IVE GOT IT
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:36:07 PST 1998
Lee is Gilgamesh
Henry is Mary
I am the largest man alive and They are all Robyn. Ibid!!!!!
FROM: patrick
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:35:43 PST 1998
it's on it's way
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:35:41 PST 1998
The flowers of intolerance and hatred are blooming kind of early this year. Someone's been watering them.
FROM: Hmm, how interesting.
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:35:07 PST 1998
Nameless: You're wife sounds like a dream. How 'bout a photo trade of her!
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:35:02 PST 1998
i am a big c--ksucker
FROM: Pat
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:34:18 PST 1998
Uh, you guys are funny. Uh, who's Robyn uh Hitchc--k. Uh.......
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:34:13 PST 1998
This board is out of control. My wife's name is Luckey. She has one limb with two finger. She has no eye lids.
FROM: patrick
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:33:43 PST 1998
ok
FROM: Henry Ford
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:33:14 PST 1998
Lee i bet my wife has a better a-- than yours.
FROM: Board Classified
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:33:05 PST 1998
Lost dog: Three legs, broken tail, torn ears, blind in one eye, recently castrated. Answers to the name of "Lucky." Please contact if seen.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:32:57 PST 1998
See CW, you made all proud. He's probably peeing his pants tooooo. (oops misspelled)
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:32:36 PST 1998
hey Patrick - send me a quick e-mail to prove it's you and I'll send the photo right away.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:32:26 PST 1998
they dont sensor out dildo!! cool lets abuse that luxury
dildodildodildodildodildodildodildodildodildodildodildodildodildodildodildodildodildodildodildodildodildodildodildo
FROM: You sher are!
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:31:33 PST 1998
Perfect: "Im"
FROM: Lee Ioccoca
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:31:25 PST 1998
I have a picture of my wife bent over the hood of our latest Jimmi 4x4 with a dildo up her a--!
FROM: Mary Poppins
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:30:02 PST 1998
Im a sinister mother f--ker. I can spell too.
FROM: Board Classified
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:29:41 PST 1998
Wife wanted: Must own pickup truck. Please send photo of pickup truck.
FROM: Patrick
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:29:08 PST 1998
The photos. Wanna' buy the truck?
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:28:35 PST 1998
supercalafragalisticexpialidoscious
FROM: The Collector
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:28:33 PST 1998
I've got a slightly soiled Peanut Butter jar I'll trade for a photo of any of you.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:28:17 PST 1998
One is much funnier and cleverer than the other too. Sinister but she was always pleased to see you.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:27:21 PST 1998
Which, the photos or the truck and phone #?
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:27:11 PST 1998
sour grapes
FROM: A big hairy eyeball
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:26:58 PST 1998
Chewy: You can tell the difference: one of them can't spell worth a damn, and the other can, sometimes. It's not a perfect litmus test but it'll have to do for now.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:26:46 PST 1998
Yeh?
FROM: Patrick
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:26:08 PST 1998
You wanna' trade or no?
FROM: Patrick
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:25:19 PST 1998
Governors Chicken it is!:-)
FROM: Latin Lesson, second to last of the week...
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:25:05 PST 1998
Imposter: from the Latin, impositron: the postively charge ions contained in the sulphurous gases emitted from the posterior approximately 3 hours after dining at Los Quattro Heart Bypassios in east LA.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:24:26 PST 1998
Who said what to who now?
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:23:26 PST 1998
you dont have one trade. Its a sour deal if you ask me
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:22:52 PST 1998
ill trade my brain for a picture of Cushca naked and bent over a washer
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:22:46 PST 1998
be nice Squelchy.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:21:29 PST 1998
the size of your brain is relative to the size of your cells
FROM: Patrick
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:21:11 PST 1998
ok sure, that's a helluva deal!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:21:08 PST 1998
Dude - I'll trade you photos, not that I give a damn, but what the hell right?
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:20:17 PST 1998
the size of your head is relative to the size of your head
FROM: Patrick
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:20:11 PST 1998
Queenie is the only one who knows what I look like, I could be hideous!!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:19:10 PST 1998
Hey Patrick, I'll trade you Cushca's work phone # for that truck of yours.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:19:07 PST 1998
no cut and paste, jackass!!
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:18:45 PST 1998
Who did that? Im bigger than that
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:18:35 PST 1998
Spaz
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:18:04 PST 1998
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:17:03 PST 1998
I am the largest man in the world
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FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:15:57 PST 1998
It is my theory that Patrick owns only Moss Elixer and Invisible Hitchock.
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FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:15:35 PST 1998
sell??????
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FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:14:57 PST 1998
will you stop it, don't you have books to sell/ (I think you're a clerk at a Barnes and Noble booksellers)
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FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:13:37 PST 1998
he'd never visit us lowlies, I'm sure he has much more important things to do. Like vacuum his carpet.
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FROM: Gilgamesh
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:13:27 PST 1998
I use this alias to tes the true believers. Im writting a song about the corns on the bottom of my feet. It should be good. Im calling it "ewwww, look at those nasty corns"
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:17:41 PST 1998
Yes. Yes you are. Absolutely huge.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:17:36 PST 1998
darn you're onto me!! I better run and hide.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:17:03 PST 1998
I am the largest man in the world
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:15:57 PST 1998
It is my theory that Patrick owns only Moss Elixer and Invisible Hitchock.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:15:35 PST 1998
sell??????
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:14:57 PST 1998
will you stop it, don't you have books to sell/ (I think you're a clerk at a Barnes and Noble booksellers)
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:13:37 PST 1998
he'd never visit us lowlies, I'm sure he has much more important things to do. Like vacuum his carpet.
FROM: Gilgamesh
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:13:27 PST 1998
I use this alias to tes the true believers. Im writting a song about the corns on the bottom of my feet. It should be good. Im calling it "ewwww, look at those nasty corns"
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:12:01 PST 1998
I've almost got the taste for meat.... must resist, must resist!
FROM: Gilgamesh
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:11:38 PST 1998
Im really Robyn Hc, The man!!!!!!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:11:09 PST 1998
You cynical bastards. What if it was him? Huh? Like the Jews, we've let the true Messiah walk right by us and continue to wait for the true coming.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:10:46 PST 1998
Hello Michelle (if that is really you)I'm still deciding myself CW!
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:10:36 PST 1998
Potatoe Salad
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:09:09 PST 1998
poop
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:08:57 PST 1998
Adios sak-o-potato(e)s! no-one!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:08:24 PST 1998
Saddly, my work life and social life blend about here. I walk upstairs from my office and am in another world. I mean, I'm sitting here at my desk with an ice cold vodka martini and we're thinking of doing take out. Any suggestions?
FROM: Michelle
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:08:22 PST 1998
Who is that sak person?
FROM: Utnaphishtim
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:07:32 PST 1998
later sak attack
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:07:04 PST 1998
So, who here thinks that was really Robyn before?
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:06:49 PST 1998
super duper sak
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:06:13 PST 1998
OK im outta here. Wax go home please.
See you monday, have a good weekend.
To everyone else. The same. BYE BYE
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:04:35 PST 1998
yo adrian
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:04:33 PST 1998
I was being sarcastic. I agree totally.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:01:46 PST 1998
its about realizing that you cant live thru your children, then you put way too much pressure on them to be what your not. Rather i think we can feed off of their happiness and let them live thier own lives.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:01:02 PST 1998
I love this lifestyle!!!:-) The Amercian dream.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 15:00:14 PST 1998
it's about having children, then living a second childhood through them.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:59:24 PST 1998
Ive seen the otherside and I dont like it. Get me out of this whirlpool
FROM: Mel Brooks
<love this quote>
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:59:15 PST 1998
"tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you slip on a banana peel and die"
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:57:27 PST 1998
Sak - you are old before your time my young friend.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:56:23 PST 1998
If I keep drinking like this and don't eat, I'm going to pass out. What's that great line in Blazing Saddles (another one of my favorite movies) FOOD MAKES ME SICK
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:55:13 PST 1998
you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. Thats not what its about. Its about getting up at 6am and working til 4pm, then going home and crashing on your couch
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:54:25 PST 1998
I've been there.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:53:30 PST 1998
cover bands are the spawns of hell and need to be sent back.
here is my bands websit
www.frontiernet.net/~pandelis
tell all your friends
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:53:24 PST 1998
Cover bands suck, but good bands can do the occasional well placed cover with their own special touch to the song.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:52:55 PST 1998
me and the other guy, he seems to have vanished a short time ago though. I want the -Dark Streets Of London- single!!
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:51:29 PST 1998
I despise cover bands. yes I am!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:51:28 PST 1998
I don't even know who is here now. Who is posting as a blank person?
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:49:48 PST 1998
I need to hear it. We are not a cover band just so you know. I really cand stand cover bands. But its fun to rewrite songs that influence you and play them in your own style
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:49:42 PST 1998
no your not
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:49:08 PST 1998
I'm a 15 year old chinese girl.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:47:57 PST 1998
hope your still a teen
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:47:37 PST 1998
sak is my buddy. He just found out about RH. I think your band should cover Sleeping with Your Devil Mask. That's a cool peppy tune.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:46:11 PST 1998
I know how it feels, I still haven't given up on the dream of being voted Miss TeenU.S.A.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:45:55 PST 1998
yes your right. Its been a while since ive read anchient mesopotamian myths and folklore. That is the spelling. But i had the right idea.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:44:21 PST 1998
Utnapishtim that is
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:44:03 PST 1998
will you stop using-Hmm, how interesting,- that's my non-identity!
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:43:37 PST 1998
Im a musician. But i do the computer thing right now. DOnt call me nutsak, but this will probobly fuel your remarks.
FROM: Hmm, how interesting.
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:42:22 PST 1998
sak, make him answer the question first. it's really fun.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:41:53 PST 1998
decisions-decisions, do I go with Red Roses For Me, or Rom Sodomy And The Lash?
FROM: Cool
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:41:01 PST 1998
Fishnet and Ibuprofen, eh? I saw the video game but didn't know what was up.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:39:57 PST 1998
So nutsak, what do you do for a living?
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:38:54 PST 1998
Nope not 40 yet, but in 17 years Ill be there. Jesus did live, but his real name was gilgamesh and his father was isthaputen
FROM: Oh my
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:38:03 PST 1998
Don't shave with alcohol, especially down there!
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:37:22 PST 1998
Think I'll spend a relaxing night at home, with no alcohol!
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:34:57 PST 1998
sak's already way beyond 40. can't you tell?
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:34:22 PST 1998
Hey, quit posting anonymously. That's my, er, name.....
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:33:43 PST 1998
I shave my a-- cheeks every third wednesday, just to be safe.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:33:01 PST 1998
How will you feel when your 40 and you are bald NOT by choice.
FROM: Hmm, very interesting
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:32:42 PST 1998
Sak, as it turns out, Jesus was a composite myth--never actually lived. Didn't you get the last memo. Your info is from an earlier memo which you were instructed to disregard.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:31:40 PST 1998
I have a shaved head. By choice. Ive been thru this b4 earlier
FROM: The Collector for real, not the earlier imposter
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:31:02 PST 1998
I am currently in search of old bandaids, used or not. Please send them to Ball Saks Fifth Avenue, 500 West 57th Street, NY NY.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:30:39 PST 1998
actually jesus did have brothers and sisters as it turns out.
Wax how was the chat with sleepy. Are you two ol buds now?
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:29:41 PST 1998
sak-are you balding?
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:29:22 PST 1998
yes, i have universal access to the board. I cant believe your still on. Are you getting paid for this?
FROM: Latin Tutor
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:29:14 PST 1998
Crips: the latin pronouncement of "Cripes," who is Jesus' little brother.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:28:07 PST 1998
a gang thing. Where are you from?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:27:40 PST 1998
sak - you bald bastard - you found your way here all by yourself?
FROM: Please
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:27:09 PST 1998
Re: Making the board more women friendly: End you life
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:25:46 PST 1998
For "crips" sake? Is that like a gang thing?
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:25:01 PST 1998
I want Cushca-dolls number!!
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:23:54 PST 1998
Will you all go home from work please, wax its time to put the bottle down for crips sake
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:21:55 PST 1998
Patrick my love, is that you?
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:21:18 PST 1998
DOH!! The Spudmonsters are breaking up DOH!! Robert Smith (the Cure) will be on South Park (the cartoon) sometime in Feb. Hmm, what's for dinner?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:14:41 PST 1998
Hey Queenie - yes - it's very easy to be skeptical isn't it? I just e-mailed Myk and told him it was like believing in Santa Claus. Still, If it's fake it's a good one huh?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:11:06 PST 1998
It's quite ballsy to post as the big man himself.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 14:06:30 PST 1998
We was listening. To the Devil's Radio.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 13:52:48 PST 1998
Hey Robyn. Thanks for popping in. See what you've started?
FROM: rh
<sorry I cant say@ studio>
DATE: Fri Jan 16 13:50:00 PST 1998
Hello people, I'd like to thank you all for being such vociferous fans. While here in L.A.,I thought I'd look in and see what all the commotion was about on my message thing. Warners thinks you're all quite mad, I, however think you're merely fiends. But without your tenacity, I'd still be playing church basements. Jewels will be out U.S. in Mar.Apr. at latest.U.K later, sorry, their decision. These computer gadgets are groovular!! onward.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 13:17:32 PST 1998
I figured it out. I figured it out.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 13:16:40 PST 1998
Italian. I don't drive. I'm not drunk. I love everyone. McTavish is a girl. Ti amo, bello. Ciao.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 13:16:25 PST 1998
Pathetic, like bees on a dandelion. This board needs more women, I want suggestions to make it more female-friendly.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 13:16:05 PST 1998
See yah Myk. Doug Flutie is a Bill? I'm not sure what to make of this.
FROM: like you care
DATE: Fri Jan 16 13:15:40 PST 1998
I am 'getting off' now.Bye.
FROM: Mad Hatter Disease
DATE: Fri Jan 16 13:14:28 PST 1998
Sittin' here at work chugging some awful hooch from a coffee cup. I burped earlier and my boss sniffled suspiciously. I brushed my teeth earlier but I think I reek of booze. The new motorhead album might be turned up too loud for him too. He told me to get rid of the tape player last week and I jstu remembered. Hes coming this way bye!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 13:14:19 PST 1998
i'm taking off, too. have a fine weekend, folks.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 13:13:05 PST 1998
Italian. Whatever.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 13:12:43 PST 1998
you too, dear lady. i'd say "drive safely", but you don't drive! how fortunate!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 13:12:25 PST 1998
French. That drives me mad. Happy weekend.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 13:11:47 PST 1998
she mentioned something about talking to a scotsman who must be at the going away party at her office. i think.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 13:10:53 PST 1998
I'm still here because the party rages on, my dears. I'll bid you farewell now, however. I can type surprisingly well under the influence of vino bianco. Devo dire che ho bevuto un po' di vino - ma, non troppo! I am truly signing off for today. Have a wonderful 48 hours.
FROM: man with parakeets in odd places
DATE: Fri Jan 16 13:05:03 PST 1998
That's why we're here my sheep-loving friend.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 13:04:48 PST 1998
Why is Sleepy still here?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 13:04:15 PST 1998
bye lizzie! glad to see you're still here, MacSleepy! heh heh.
FROM: lizzie
DATE: Fri Jan 16 13:02:49 PST 1998
Absolute last post: Yep, I'm a straggler from the REM board. But you lot make me laugh more. Bye!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 13:01:15 PST 1998
Hello and goodbye lizzie. I forgot myself at the water's edge.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 13:00:39 PST 1998
Bye Michelle. Lizzie - I guess I meant, are you a RH fan or a straggler from some other board. You were here yesterday weren't you? Sorry. I'd forgotten.
FROM: lizzie
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:59:47 PST 1998
Anyway - really MUST go now! Bye :)
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:59:45 PST 1998
Heavens. I'm still here. Focussing is becoming a problem. McTavish has just moments before I become a bona fide Scot.... Are you all OK?
FROM: lizzie
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:58:52 PST 1998
I am lizzie. (I think that was not as helpful as you had perhaps hoped) I am from Lancashire/Yorkshire in Northern England. But don't hold that against me!!
FROM: Michelle
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:58:40 PST 1998
It's 4:00 p.m. and my work day is over. I see Heruka (Patrck) already said goodbye for me, but I think that is something that should be done personally. Good-Bye!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:57:19 PST 1998
yeah, this message board does that a bit, especially when it's busy. just reload, it usually comes back after one try.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:56:19 PST 1998
lizzie- that's the monster that joined us right around archive 64 I think. It's not the browsers fault. It's Warner Bros fault. Who are you and where are you from?
FROM: lizzie
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:56:06 PST 1998
Quite ironically, I only wanted to come back to say I was going! So, y'all have a nice night/morning/afternoon depending on where you are. No, I mean you can have a nice time where-ever you are, I meant depending on what time it is - oh dear I think I should go NOW!!
FROM: lizzie
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:53:23 PST 1998
Gah! After I'd gone on about how easy it was to reload the f--king thing decided to pretend that it was an archive and so I couldn't write anything and I had to go to David Bowie's site (aaargh - run for the hills) before I could get back. But I'm back *deep sigh of relief*
FROM: Michelle
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:53:10 PST 1998
Hello............again!
FROM: Oh my
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:52:40 PST 1998
Oops! Sorry!
FROM: Oh my
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:52:38 PST 1998
Oops! Sorry!
FROM: IE4 double pumper
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:52:12 PST 1998
How's this?
FROM: IE4 double pumper
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:52:10 PST 1998
How's this?
FROM: CP
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:50:30 PST 1998
Well, gotta go. Washed my parakeet off and he's breathing shallow. The cat wants me to stay so he can read more of the posts here, but my long distance bill will be way high if I stay on this line. don't get local aol dialup here in winamucca.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:50:08 PST 1998
heh heh wax.
FROM: Browser expert
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:48:25 PST 1998
You're all mad. All you need to do is retype the url every time you wanna reload. Who needs buttons when you know everything? Sheesh.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:48:11 PST 1998
He's sad cause Cushca won't even give him her work number. I'd be sad too.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:47:37 PST 1998
I use Excite, but other than that it's the same.
FROM: Cardinal Pooft
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:47:30 PST 1998
Why is Heruka sad?
FROM: lizzie
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:46:14 PST 1998
I don't think I have a reload button. Just 'Post' and 'Reset'. But I think 'Reset' clears the box of what you decided not to 'Post'. I think.
FROM: I hate all browsers equally
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:45:14 PST 1998
The only way I can refresh the screan here is to quit netscape, reboot my harddrive, dance around the room singing halliluuya, log back on, launch netscape again, go to Yahoo and do a search for Robyn, click on the Fegmania site, go to the warners site from there, and finally come here. Works great! But it's kind of a pain.
FROM: lizzie
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:44:29 PST 1998
Bye Heruka! (see, proper greetings and...what do you say? Is it ungreetings?)
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:44:17 PST 1998
The only problem with that, interestingly enough, is that the Post button isn't where you want it to be. The Reload is.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:43:05 PST 1998
I'm getting all choked up now. Bye Heruka. Bye Michelle.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:42:43 PST 1998
Sorry
FROM: CP
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:42:27 PST 1998
Found my parakeet. It's mummified in that gravy stuff, under the couch. My c--ker, Bob Barker, looks suspiciously mellow. But he's not tall enough to have opened the cage....
FROM: CP
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:42:19 PST 1998
Found my parakeet. It's mummified in that gravy stuff, until the couch. My c--ker, Bob Barker, looks suspiciously mellow. But he's not tall enough to have opened the cage....
FROM: lizzie
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:41:33 PST 1998
Ah - OK then. I still haven't been able to get Moss Elixir - not even in Leeds HMV - it's a bloody scandal! They said they haven't stocked it for two years - what in hell is going on?!!
FROM: Heruka
<one more>
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:40:57 PST 1998
Hello lizzie, me IE4 works perfect! It's Netscape that sucks!
FROM: IE4 blows
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:39:40 PST 1998
When I hit post it says "Repost message" or something and if I say no it doesn't refresh. dangit cheap free software (oops, actually I paid for navigator didn't i yah that's it....(
FROM: H
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:39:32 PST 1998
I'm leaving now, my eyes full of tears, my heart full of sorrow. I suspect I'll never hear the melodious voice of the heaven-sent angel known as Cushca.*sigh* I'll try not to feel to dorry for myself, I know I shouldn't. Just have to pick up the peices and move on with my life.Bye-Bye. Michelle also says bye(yes she is a real person)
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:38:21 PST 1998
hi lizzie, you haven't missed much, except we're doing our best to keep AT&T and British Telecom (BT) afloat.
FROM: Computer problems
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:38:03 PST 1998
I've cut open my cat and there is no sign of my parakeet. That person who said something about parakeet rear ends better not have stolen it and mis-used that poor bird.
FROM: lizzie
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:37:46 PST 1998
I reload the page by clicking on 'Post' when the box is empty...or is that not what we're talking about?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:37:09 PST 1998
no, i'm still here, though trying to do work too. glad you could chat, wax. long time comin'.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:37:06 PST 1998
Hey lizzie.
FROM: lizzie
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:36:11 PST 1998
Hiya! Not quite sure what I'm stumbling in on here...
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:35:41 PST 1998
Interestingly enough, my Navigator works perfectly. After I post, I go and do the bookmark, and then I can Reload until I post again. Interestingly enough.
FROM: Hmm, very interesting
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:33:49 PST 1998
...Except of course the IE 4 user, who's probably for real....
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:33:09 PST 1998
heh. It's true what he says. The wisdom has never been clearer. A Happy Bird is a Filthy Bird.
FROM: Hmmmm
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:33:05 PST 1998
Funny, heruka "leaves" and everybody else exits too. Hmmm, very interesting.
FROM: ie4 is the wurst!
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:32:23 PST 1998
like that time it was oakay
FROM: former iE4 user (it sux!)
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:31:40 PST 1998
Well I am back to navigator but it refreshes very oddly so instead i've bookmarked robin's fromt page and now i go to his fromt page and click on the massage board link graphic and come here and that seems to do okay and then when i actaully post a massage it seems okay most of the time but not always.
FROM: Latin Lesson part 99
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:29:17 PST 1998
Heruka. From the latin, Herculick, a big-tongued satyr given to orally pleasing the minotaur
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:28:05 PST 1998
V stands for Victor/Victoria (Heruka)
FROM: Michelle
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:27:08 PST 1998
Who's V?
FROM: H
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:22:31 PST 1998
I gotta talk to Cushca, I just gotta!!
FROM: Emylie (from Moscow)
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:21:30 PST 1998
Bye, Sleepy!
FROM: parakeets anus feathers are often the softest
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:19:20 PST 1998
MICHELLE IS WILLYBEETS himself with a stick.
FROM: Emylie (from Moscow)
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:18:55 PST 1998
Hello, Sleepy! I've been admiring your postings since I saw this message board for the first time. I think you are so british...
FROM: H
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:16:51 PST 1998
That's it, I's can take no more! V, whatever, "if it makes you happy-someone else is getting hurt I'm sure".
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:16:22 PST 1998
I just called Cushca, CW - she was seething! Nice talking to you. I apologise for giggling like a crazy woman and for talking faster than Peter Buck. I'm going to talk Scottish with McTavish. I become Glaswegian under the influence of alcohol. When sober, I am from Edinburgh. Have a good weekend, all. xxx
FROM: Duh
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:16:17 PST 1998
Chewing Wax: Aren't you?
FROM: Computer Problems
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:15:01 PST 1998
Oh dear, the cat's eaten some of that gravy stuff, and now he's staring at the computer scream and howling like a banshee! He's chewed deep pits into the moose, and the parakeet cage is propped open, empty.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:14:57 PST 1998
wax, did you really call??? cool! tell me what happened! sleepy, did you scream again?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:13:39 PST 1998
Someone seems to think that we are all here to interest him. Seems to work.
FROM: Terd Chitstain
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:13:18 PST 1998
Patrick my love! Tell me more about your big beautiful breasts!
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:11:51 PST 1998
Hmmm, how interesting.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:11:44 PST 1998
Sleepy - I'm still blushing from talking to you. AND I NEVER BLUSH. The next time will be easier. If there is one. I hope so. Anyhow - I think I want to listen to some RH now.
FROM: Bread Pudding Intravenous DeMillo
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:11:01 PST 1998
Patrick, are you screaming at yourself again? Tsk tsk. Are you Ball Sak too?
FROM: H
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:08:24 PST 1998
Ther's that funky smell! That's where it's coming from, Voltaic close your legs!!
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:06:52 PST 1998
EaTrom HELP!!
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:06:02 PST 1998
DONT DO IT SLEEPY!!!HE'S CRAZY!!
FROM: Michelle
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:05:59 PST 1998
Cute Heruka, NOT!!
FROM: Heruka
<No, I'm not Michelle as I don't have breasts!>
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:04:34 PST 1998
Hello Michelle. Sleepy email me your number, I have no fear of calling!! Of course I can't even get your stinkin' non-work address.:-(
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:02:05 PST 1998
NB: WAX, phone SLEEPY and tell her Michelle IS WILLYBEE.
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:01:42 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:01:28 PST 1998
Michael = WIllybee = nameless git
FROM: Michelle
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:01:27 PST 1998
He's giving me a strange look. Even if he did attempt to harass me, I wouldn't take it very seriously. I think I should leave now. Bye all!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:00:39 PST 1998
Hi again, Michelle. Yep, I'm British. Unfortunately.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 12:00:39 PST 1998
Peg is Meg's ugly twin, right?
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:59:43 PST 1998
NB:WAX, Michelle IS WILLYBEE.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:58:54 PST 1998
CW - if you want to call, I'm at my desk. McTavish is here. I have my Christmas present. Her's is on my bedroom floor. Doh! Cushca is away (with the fairies). I'll say hello then you can put the phone down. I have nothing to say either! However, I do have Dutch courage. It's up to you.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:56:40 PST 1998
Michelle - Heruka is always saying he's afraid of sexually harrassing you.
FROM: Michelle
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:55:47 PST 1998
Heruka is back from the drawing room, he's smiling.
FROM: F D A
<~ANNOUNCEMENT~kbonson@codon.nih.gov>
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:55:38 PST 1998
Kit Bonson (kbonson@codon.nih.gov) is tracking the effects of multidose psychedelics for people
on various anti-depressants; if anyone is in this category, PLEASE do ask for a questionaire...
FROM: Michelle
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:54:08 PST 1998
Yes I suppose that's true, I've heard of a Meg Ryan. No Peg though, sorry. Hello Sleepy, you're a Brit. right?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:53:39 PST 1998
Stein, is that you?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:52:54 PST 1998
If you are in America, it's in the back to the left.
FROM: dan
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:52:17 PST 1998
Hello. Where is the restroom here?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:49:59 PST 1998
Actually, I moved here ten years ago because I was impressed. You have to have the right person to show you around. Then you quickly learn to adore it here. But enough Chamber of Commerce stuff. Do you know Peg Ryan?
FROM: The Critic
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:49:46 PST 1998
Russ Meyers is a modern Botticelli. Faster p---ycat Kill Kill...didn't he do that? Great stuff. And Commonlaw Cabin is a tour de force in cinematic genius. Beneath the Valley of the Ultravixens, however, is the pinnacle of his talents.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:49:06 PST 1998
that's terrific, jacques. you could be right, wax, but you know i wouldn't complain at all! not one bit.
FROM: Michelle
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:48:22 PST 1998
Yes somewhat, I love going to their games. So you're from Buffalo. I've been to Buffalo once, I was not impressed. I suppose everyone feels that their hometown is the best.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:47:59 PST 1998
Oh hello - I hotmailed you. Um - should I call now? Is the pressure on? I have nothing to say, but then again, I never do.
FROM: The Collector
<collectorihardlyknewher@aol.com>
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:47:51 PST 1998
I collect peanut butter jars and would like everyone to save theirs for me. Thanks!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:46:50 PST 1998
Hello. I'm still here, chatting with the Web Princess. Very funny leaving speech by the Chief Spinner - she is hilarious. She'd give Seinfeld a run for his money. I'm very tired. Are you OK CW? I'm so sorry for the furore earlier.
FROM: Jaques Dalcroze
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:46:35 PST 1998
I am made entirely of brown rice syrup!
FROM: nosey boy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:44:06 PST 1998
ackof my head smells just like sak not that i've sniffed all that much.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:43:06 PST 1998
Michelle, you an Indians fan?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:42:19 PST 1998
I think Cushca would eat them both for lunch and still be hungry. Nothing personal boys. I think they've put that fire out, haven't they? Ha. We all share one big happy lake. Buffalo, Cleveland, and little Toledo, God bless here and the Mudhens. Hey! The Bisons play them next year! Happy happy days.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:41:24 PST 1998
that's not what i hear... my high school history teacher was from cleveland. he would laugh about the summer flare-ups from the over-polluted river. he told us about the vain use of foam on it.
FROM: Michelle
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:38:59 PST 1998
The fire story was blown way out of proportion, a train on a bridge was leaking oil and the oil caught fire. That is the never heard truth of the story.
FROM: Michelle
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:36:48 PST 1998
Don't kid yourself Myk, Heruka can charm the pants off Hillary Clinton if he wanted to. He has a silver tongue at times.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:32:45 PST 1998
yeah, i suppose cleveland would be nice in the summer. to cook hotdogs, you can just poke them on a stick and hold them over the Cuyahoga River! very convenient! every summer they'd shoot the foam onto the river, always in vain. the fire wouldn't go out. i hear it's better now. still, i doubt the fish were amused.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:29:18 PST 1998
heh heh wax. hey, i just got a free prepaid phone card from AT&T! the timing couldn't be better! trust me, i see heruka as anything but a rival! heh heh.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:24:32 PST 1998
Willy bees pretending to be new people
Michelle and you. And his new name is hookah.
FROM: Emylie (from Moscow)
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:22:01 PST 1998
Hi, rOb, Chewing Wax, Myk Murphy, Decoy and others! It's me again! I had no opportunity to post these days. What's been going on without me?
FROM: Michelle
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:21:31 PST 1998
That explains why he is here so much. I spelled your wrong, sorry.
FROM: Michelle
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:19:59 PST 1998
Yor father lived in Cleveland! It's not really that cold here, only a little bit during Jan. & Feb. The summers make up for it though, beautiful summers.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:19:06 PST 1998
No. Myk broke new ground with that one today. I think Heruka's affectons for Cushca have pushed Myk forward in pure desperation.
FROM: ackof my head
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:18:33 PST 1998
either that or pretending to be Michelle, you dont fool me perch boy.
FROM: Michelle
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:17:42 PST 1998
Frying pan story? Will do, he's harmless, a big sissy in real life. No I'm not a whore, you anonymous wimp. Do all of you call each other also?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:17:12 PST 1998
Hey Myk - should I try calling now? Some stragglers from the party would answer. Sleepy? Who?
FROM: rOb.
<oblique strategies no. 45>
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:16:33 PST 1998
tidy up.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:15:50 PST 1998
that sort of behavior is uncalled for, anonymous monster. please die, but die silently. hi michelle, it's good to see you. most people are nice here, but an evil one takes many names.
FROM: Michelle
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:15:15 PST 1998
I haven't seen Heruka in almost two hours, he's probably going nuts! Not that it's a difficult reach for him.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:13:58 PST 1998
Hey Michelle - actually, I think most of us are nice and just a few are evil rotten posters. Your beloved Heruka/Patrick is one of the worst offenders. Look at the chaos he created this morning. Ask him about the frying pan story he wrote.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:13:03 PST 1998
Michelle you are a whore
FROM: rOb.
<oblique strategies no. 2>
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:12:11 PST 1998
don't be frightened by cliches.
FROM: Michelle
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:09:16 PST 1998
You people aren't very nice, most of you anyway. How are you doing Chewing Wax?
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:08:46 PST 1998
hi wax
FROM: Beez on the back of my head
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:08:35 PST 1998
There are bees on the backof my head
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:05:32 PST 1998
Cardinal - you are a f--king idiot.
FROM: Decoy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:05:13 PST 1998
Had to go and have to go again.. Yes I am to be the best man for a certain springtime affair - ask CW for the details. Have a goooooood weekend.
FROM: The Cardinal
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:04:03 PST 1998
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FROM: Michelle
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:02:06 PST 1998
Hello!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 11:00:59 PST 1998
Hey - I'm back. Goodness it's nice to be wanted like that. I feel all happy and warm inside. Don't worry ladies. I'll call you and I'll use my very best John Wayne accent just for Cushca. I'll say Anfield and Liverpool and Worchestershire.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:55:28 PST 1998
bye sleepy! have a fine weekend. be safe.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:53:10 PST 1998
Weve been archived into the depths of RH's history hell
FROM: Challenge!
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:52:22 PST 1998
Hey, kids, let's see if we can get to 100 archives by 5 pm eastern time! Blah blah blah blah blahb blah......
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:51:05 PST 1998
I wonder what time it is.