FROM: Sir Dennis Eaton-Hogg
<sirdehogg@uk.sods.org>
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:50:10 PST 1998
Heruka, just saw your name plastered all over the REM board with simply lewd and disgusting stuff. Are you really that depraved? Good lord.....email me, would you....
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:47:23 PST 1998
Yes i see your point, mmmmm How interesting
FROM: McLeudt
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:46:19 PST 1998
Arrh!
FROM: DB Gumby
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:45:39 PST 1998
Is jugged fish halibut?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:45:30 PST 1998
CW - the danger has passed. You can breathe normally again. Cushca has left the building. Take care all. I'm still here with a plastic cup, a little baby and half of the company. Where, oh, where is McTavish? Scotland, I await ye. "The people that pass, they think that they know you. They're too busy thinking, to see who you are." Goodnight.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:45:02 PST 1998
Ball-Sak, Balzac, hmmm, how interesting.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:43:20 PST 1998
Cush and sleepy, you do realize that if wax calls, then you may have to speak to me as well.
FROM: Sir Dennis
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:35:41 PST 1998
Ball-Sak, ol' chap, I received the package. Thanks. May I rest a--ured you didn't make copies of those photos, eh?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:35:06 PST 1998
i'll wear the mental scars like medals, cushca baby. heh. oh yes, she will be mine.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:34:17 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting.
FROM: Computer problems solved!
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:33:54 PST 1998
Hey all! I discovered early this morning that the gravy coming out of my computer is not gravy at all but the liquified ooze created by habitual visits to this site! The cure? Lysol!
FROM: Word to the Wise
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:32:23 PST 1998
Like my daddy used to say, "Son, you never know what's on the other side of the door 'til you break it down." My daddy sure had a way with words.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:30:24 PST 1998
it's really worth it, wax. you wouldn't believe the things that cushca said to me... i think my face is still flushed pink! (that oughtta make him do it!)
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:29:43 PST 1998
YES DO WORRY ABOUT IT CW!!!! I think you'll find that we can hardly molest you over the phone. Myk didn't do too badly. There's no permanent mental scarring is there honey-bunny?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:27:58 PST 1998
Stop it, Cushca. Really - don't worry about it CW. Cushca is going in five minutes - the danger has almost passed...
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:27:57 PST 1998
hmmmm.... maybe wax is shy. well, let's see. i've got it! you can practice on me! i'll try to pretend i'm two london babes, and you practice what you'll say! my number is... giggle.
FROM: Sir Dennis Eaton-Hogg
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:27:51 PST 1998
Nameless one, ol' boy, nice to see you chime in here and there, like a shorted-out vibrator.
FROM: Latin Lesson
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:26:48 PST 1998
Today's word: Imposter. From the latin, impostrilatte....anal sores caused by disentary due to over-drinking of strong espresso.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:26:43 PST 1998
No we can't do it another time! MYK, TELL HIM, TELL HIM!!! AAAAARRRGGGGGHHHH THE AGONY! THIS IS WORSE THAN LABOUR!!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:25:38 PST 1998
Hang on. Really, CW. Don't feel under any pressure. We can do it some other time (or not). Are you enjoying your lunch?!l
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:23:43 PST 1998
Look, right; it's not like we haven't got better things to be doing. I mean, we've got loads of friends and it's not a big deal or anything. We're having such a great time and......................oh Goddamit! JUST BLOODY CALL WILL YOU!!!!!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:22:15 PST 1998
go on and call, wax! oooh, cushca, beg for ME to call again!! heh heh heh. back in da basket. sleepy immediately knew it was me. i loved that.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:22:08 PST 1998
I'm too scared to speak to CW, anyway. :o)
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:21:08 PST 1998
There's a leaving do here. I am with plastic cup and sub-standard white wine. Cushca is heading towards the ledge....
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:19:15 PST 1998
I have just had a thought. In case you're worried, Sleepy is still here.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:18:43 PST 1998
For God's sake Mr Wax; don't make me beg!
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:15:20 PST 1998
I'm just staring at the phone here. Blub.
FROM: #
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:14:03 PST 1998
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:08:34 PST 1998
NO, NO, NO! YOU MUST TRY MR WAX, YOU MUST TRY!!!!!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:08:20 PST 1998
Got the number Myk. Ah, let the stalking begin.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:05:18 PST 1998
sent. i stand corrected, sakster. heh heh.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:02:26 PST 1998
CW:- OK. Have a fab weekend!
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:01:59 PST 1998
Myk no need to call me a looney. Im perfectly sane. My shrink told me so
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 10:00:23 PST 1998
Don't wait by the phone. I'm really busy and the boss is about to come visit. xx
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:59:36 PST 1998
i'm sure sleepy 'n cushca would like that, wax. just don't give it to that loony sak! i'll send it immediately.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:58:55 PST 1998
If you're going to call, do it in the next half hour! xx
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:58:15 PST 1998
bye sleepy! lovely to talk with you! (even when she screamed!... heck, i liked that part best.)
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:58:14 PST 1998
Soups On!!!!!!!!!!!!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:57:26 PST 1998
Bye. All right Myk - send me their phone number.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:56:43 PST 1998
We tease m'dear. Good night.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:55:56 PST 1998
Was that really you?!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:55:54 PST 1998
All right. What did Myk say about me?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:55:25 PST 1998
i just got off the phone with two women that i can only describe as "animated".
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:55:18 PST 1998
CW - what's really nice?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:54:56 PST 1998
I'm ignoring this.
FROM: Decoy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:54:55 PST 1998
CW. That's impossible, you would have given her little troll children. THen who would you cuddle with and coo coo at besides my lovely children?
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:54:32 PST 1998
bye sleepy dwarf
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:54:13 PST 1998
ha ha, it's all true!!!
FROM: Myk
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:53:52 PST 1998
Nope. I am a liar
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:53:18 PST 1998
Bye Sleepy - That's really nice.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:53:10 PST 1998
hear you soon to be a best man. What an honor
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:52:27 PST 1998
I'm going now. I screamed on the phone. I knew I would. Cushca says goodbye also. Have a good weekend, all. Myk - is that true what you said about Chewing Wax?
FROM: Decoy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:51:56 PST 1998
Hi sak. Today we have a fresh 4 inches and a nice covering of FOG. It kinda cool, very monochromatic in grays.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:51:42 PST 1998
I have no class. You know that. In laws you say? Give the mother in law a big kiss and hello for me eh? She wishes her daughter had married me instead you know.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:51:03 PST 1998
big families rule!!!
FROM: Decoy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:50:22 PST 1998
CW, what class does that make you then?
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:50:07 PST 1998
Decoy, hows snowy Rochester
FROM: Decoy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:49:41 PST 1998
Oh, I appreciate it - but it's only visible when I shave my head - kinda the opposite of hair. Hah ha. Thanks for the advice, but most people, barring tragedy, come with a family package and don't need to go out and get more like I have done.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:48:34 PST 1998
Decoy - my old arch enemy. How goes the drudgery of middle class life?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:48:20 PST 1998
Im laughing at your odd shaped head
FROM: Decoy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:46:37 PST 1998
Cushy, whatcha laughin' at?
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:46:15 PST 1998
Nice to hear of your head is nice too. I have no family. You should cheerish it while you have it D. One day it wont be there
FROM: Decoy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:44:40 PST 1998
Hi Sleeper. What does your Kanook Kuzin chat about?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:44:06 PST 1998
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
FROM: Decoy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:43:25 PST 1998
I'm told my head is nicely shaped as well. You know, you guys are getting all smarmy today. But it promped me to say so so it can't be all bad. Of course this is the most unproductive post I could think of, since no one will read it any way - it doesn't mater. Did I mention that my inlaws are in town for the weekend? Terrible writing I am as well. Later.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:40:39 PST 1998
Hi Decoy. They're chat, chat, chatting like chatty things. He sounds exactly like my Canadian cousin.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:40:13 PST 1998
Step back focus on the things at hand
look up from your work and rest your hands
all you see are tailights of the ones that went away. Now your tired lonely, down and slowly wait for a better day.
FROM: Decoy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:39:33 PST 1998
No one is as brave as Chewing Wax!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:37:53 PST 1998
Myk is much braver than I am.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:33:28 PST 1998
why did you need to know my age.What about you.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:33:05 PST 1998
AAAAAARRRRRRHHHHHHHH! Myk is on the phone to Cushca!!!!
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:31:25 PST 1998
How endearing. How the bloody hell are you anyway Mr Wax. And by the way; you'll be pleased to know that you satisfied me. I do hope you know what I'm talking about.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:31:09 PST 1998
Im 23, and I have a shaved head. But its nicely round and I dont look intimidating. In fact i have a cute innocent look to me.
FROM: H
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:30:24 PST 1998
I gotta go anyway, bye-bye!!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:29:49 PST 1998
He says he's twenty-two, but he has no hair.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:29:05 PST 1998
Mr Wax - how old is that is that boy?
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:28:43 PST 1998
friends again????
FROM: H
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:28:17 PST 1998
Now that I'm cleansingn myself, I must admit to the evil posts this morning. I was bored. Sorry.:-(
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:28:15 PST 1998
Hi Cushca darling.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:27:53 PST 1998
Of course sir.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:27:09 PST 1998
Here one we may all relate to::::
Sit in groups and join in words and how they fall in sentence. HIm and who were sold for what, the joys of resting are forgot. Didnt catch a word you said now turn your head and check the clock.....It late.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:25:40 PST 1998
Where in God's name is Wax?????
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:24:23 PST 1998
Its getting late and I dont want to fight, so im not saying anything. Just leave and let the sleep revive us, silence addresses everything I had to say
FROM: h
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:24:20 PST 1998
geeeeze nutsak you really p--sed her off now.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:24:14 PST 1998
A watched Cushca never explodes into ultra-violence. Sleepy is watching me. Let's hope she doesn't stop.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:23:06 PST 1998
Bye Michelle. Keep on cracking that whip.
FROM: H
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:22:50 PST 1998
Bye-Bye my sweet.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:22:42 PST 1998
Cush
what do you have against me anyway. Ive been very good today, ask sleepy. I think we shouldnt talk until you are sober.
FROM: Stupid
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:22:24 PST 1998
Sure 'Stupid' is a minor role and a little nudity is required, but we all have to start somewhere.
FROM: Michelle
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:21:31 PST 1998
That's better, I'm leaving for now. I will keep an eye out, just-in case you get out of line.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:21:22 PST 1998
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FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:20:11 PST 1998
life is too short to spell check on message boards, besides you know what im talking about. Dont play stupid
FROM: H
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:19:52 PST 1998
MMMMMMMMMMMM, I'm sorry.
FROM: Michelle
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:19:06 PST 1998
This thing has censors, does it?
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:19:05 PST 1998
you two should get married
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:18:45 PST 1998
"Won't you please give just a little of what you can to help this poor boy with his typing?"..................and my name is not Cuch.
FROM: Michelle
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:18:19 PST 1998
Funky broad! To hell with you now, I'm just going to stay. If you p--s me off anymore, I'll expose who you really are!! DON'T PUSH IT.
FROM: H
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:16:34 PST 1998
Go away you funky broad!
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:16:27 PST 1998
Who stole you money Cuch
Welcome back Michelle
FROM: Michelle
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:15:15 PST 1998
Heruka, I don't think these fine people like you very much. Must you harass them? They seemnice enough to me.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:14:53 PST 1998
Fine thank you dear. Despite being attacked from all sides. The new boy stole my dinner money.
FROM: H
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:11:19 PST 1998
Cushca-CUSHCA-cUSHCA, HOWS THE FUTURE MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN?
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:10:27 PST 1998
Whatever cush. Im not desperate, but it sure seems like you are. NIck, Adam, ........Geez "A look in the miiror is not enough, what makes you think that your not one of us"
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:09:49 PST 1998
Michelle will not be returning, I've banished her to New Kids On The Block MB! She hasn't a clue abiut Robyn Hitchc--k anyway.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:09:13 PST 1998
Danielle: Mmmm. What about that line "breathing like a fox" and "I love my lioness"? I haven't heard "Globe of Elephants" for a long time, I will admit.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:08:59 PST 1998
You want anything with a pulse. And even that's negotiable by the sound of it.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:07:52 PST 1998
I want Michelle to stay.
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:07:04 PST 1998
Get away Michelle, these people are my people! OooohhhH, it's lunch time! Alright yeah.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:05:55 PST 1998
Im a Dino Jr fan. Great band.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:05:11 PST 1998
I played LAX at Bowling Green State in Ohio. We were s--tty.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:04:35 PST 1998
Isn't LAX an airport? I saw Dinosaur Jr at the Warfield. I've also seen that posting before.
FROM: Thornton
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:04:20 PST 1998
Hello Myk. I've been observing a while from my ivory tower. I played rugby and by best mate (accidentally) broke my nose with his elbow. When I got out of boarding school I swore I would never play again - we were required to. In Lacrosse don't you berat eaxh other about the head with sticks? Oops must go all of a sudden
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:04:19 PST 1998
Wow. Ohio state champs?
FROM: Michelle
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:03:29 PST 1998
I used to play lacrosse, we were state champs way back in '95.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:03:27 PST 1998
I just play cricket
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:02:41 PST 1998
LAX is a great sport. Rugby is for nut bags. LAX requires more eye hands coordination. A usefull skill that can be implemented off the field.
FROM: John Taylor
<jtaylor@spider.lloyd.com>
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:02:15 PST 1998
Robyn! Thanks for the great music. I met you at the Warfield in SF during your Respect tour. I was with Chris
Alexander. We talked a little but you are such an important musical energy for me that I was virtually tongue-tied. When I
saw you at the Great American in SF a couple years before, it was the greatest show I'd ever seen. Anyway, I've lost
touch with Chris ...pass on this email address if you know where he is.... I miss him, he's a great person. Thanks again
for all the honesty and beauty and skill it is so so rare and precious.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:01:10 PST 1998
A friend of mine used to play lacrosse. She was the wussiest girl in school. And she smelt of sick.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 09:00:16 PST 1998
Hey Danielle - Myk eventually figured out Balloon Man has the word horse in it.
FROM: Thornton the B-Man
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:58:54 PST 1998
Hello D! Best question I've heard in yonks; brilliant, girl. Let me ponder that a while.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:58:49 PST 1998
Thank you Sleepy. That URL is screwed up by the way, but I think eventually it will get you there.
FROM: Michelle
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:58:14 PST 1998
Hello Chewing Wax, how are you on this relaxing Friday-soon to be afternoon?
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:57:40 PST 1998
jupiter may be too far. Try using the wire lining in your brazier. That may do the trick.
Cush, so tell me about this stamina
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:56:48 PST 1998
oh, cushca, you are so cruel to me. rugby? ha! i've played that silly sport. i'm a lacrosse player... it's like rugby, but we wear a helmet because we're smarter and we'd like to remain that way. Also, I have all my teeth, which your dear pal nick does not (unless he's a sissy rugby player). heh heh. hi michelle, good to see you, sorry that Heruka didn't bathe. heh.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:55:50 PST 1998
But can you get Jupiter, that's what I want to know? You were missed like a glass with no wine in Mr Wax.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:55:38 PST 1998
Cush, you are funny. What happened to Adam. You are so fickle
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:55:25 PST 1998
http://164.zami.com/whrb
FROM: Danielle
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:54:43 PST 1998
Hi folks! A couple of days ago some people on this board were wondering whether RH had made any refences to horses in his songs. I couldn't think of any. Did anyone ever come up with one? I thought about it a lot and what I realized is that R doesn't in fact talk about the usual large and furry mammals that songwriters like. Foxes, wolves, horses, tigers etc. With RH it seems to be either insects, birds, small squishy things like frogs etc, fish...and then humans...and spirits. How come? Someone should have some ideas on this! Thornton - you out there today?
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:53:42 PST 1998
sleepy, its all in the cfonfiguration of those hangers. s--t you can get the moon if you wanted.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:53:34 PST 1998
I'm back. Did everybody miss me? Hey Michelle. I always seem to just miss mooch. I'm just guessing that the Harvard student radio station is probably on the www. I haven't checked yet.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:52:51 PST 1998
Sak - I am not tired. I have incredible stamina. As Sleepy will confirm.
Myk - I'm fine thank you my dear. And I have another vague lust object. His name is Nick. He plays rugby. Sigh.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:52:50 PST 1998
My e:mail keeps saying 'fatal error'. How comforting.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:50:24 PST 1998
Hi rOb. No amount of wire coat hangers are going to get me a US radio reception, I fear... Michelle - I can just imagine Heruka banished to nowheresville. Sulking. In a long-sleeved t-shirt. I'm fine thanks.
FROM: m
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:49:13 PST 1998
..I'm Off to swab the decks of the "Perky Pat"...Batten down the analog hatches so to speak,..perchance to dream....later..
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:48:30 PST 1998
Oh fooey
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:46:28 PST 1998
Mornin' all. Did anyone else read about the 17 hour Robyn orgy on the Harvard radio station?
FROM: Michelle
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:45:40 PST 1998
I'm peachy-keen, thank you for asking. Heruka is one nasty mood today, he was sent upstairs to the drawing room. He hates it up there. There are no computers for him to play with. It's better though, he smells today. I don't think he showered this morning and how are you?
FROM: m
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:44:46 PST 1998
Yes, Hello Michelle..
FROM: m
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:42:28 PST 1998
Oh,..Space may be the best place for him then..
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:41:29 PST 1998
Helllo Michelle. How are you today?
FROM: Michelle
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:40:42 PST 1998
Hello m, talking about John Glenn? The man is a crook, literally. Hello Myk how are you doing today?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:39:01 PST 1998
wow, wax is being requested! heh heh silly mooch.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:37:52 PST 1998
hi cushca. how's my sweet princess today? besides drunk....
FROM: Michelle
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:37:49 PST 1998
Is Chewing Wax around?
FROM: m
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:37:47 PST 1998
Myk ,All old folks would 'love' to be shot into space..eventually we all will be. cemetaries will be haunted condos..Anyone ever see' The Loved Ones'?..an old flick with Jonathon Winters...A business, set up to place your 'loved ones' in 'eternal orbit'..after they've passed on of course...
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:36:37 PST 1998
Hallo Cush. You must be getting very tired now.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:34:46 PST 1998
I'm back, my little piggly wigglies.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:34:10 PST 1998
I do believe that. They were probobly the same racoons that scrathed mine out.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:33:27 PST 1998
"You dont know one thing about me.Is there something that you should know. I can tell you what you wanna hear. Let Your inhibition let go. You dont know what you endevour"
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:33:00 PST 1998
I didn't get chance to figure it out sak. You wouldn't believe it, but two little raccoons were covering up my eyes with their tiny paws.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:32:45 PST 1998
that's great, m. it's nice to be able to "dance" again. heh heh.
FROM: Michelle
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:32:15 PST 1998
Hello, to you all.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:31:42 PST 1998
Big thanks to Ea, m. It got my heart going again.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:30:39 PST 1998
Myk, im with you, sleepy did you get the answer to my little riddle.?
How cush's belligerance
FROM: m
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:29:40 PST 1998
Just got in..lots to do ..back getting WAY better (I can 'dance again' ,Doc..)Sleepy I hope Ea got the Joe to you. he'll be back later with the candy sorry,no chocolate, only Barrett sherbets..::cough::...lime..
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:29:11 PST 1998
Dennis! Dennis! Dennis! Cushca is driving me insane. My voicemail won't work. A key is stuck.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:28:58 PST 1998
i can't believe they're letting him return to space. he claims that he'll help them study space effects on older folks. what a scam. he just wants to go play!
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:28:46 PST 1998
Glenn is a bit old. I wonder if he can take reentry. Hope his heart dont act up.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:26:24 PST 1998
Did I mention The Right Stuff is also one of my favorite movies too? Now that good old John Glenn is going back into space.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:21:41 PST 1998
ah, old movies. hi sleepy... how's things in the detox ward of your clinic? heh.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:17:24 PST 1998
Hi
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:16:31 PST 1998
Hello.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:07:35 PST 1998
Hey - one of my favorite movies is The Big Sleep - which was made well before I was born. We have this thing in Buffalo called cable television which shows many old movies.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:07:18 PST 1998
I think Keanu Is a horrible actor. He is an even worse bass player. His band stinks.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:06:45 PST 1998
aw, c'mon... what's the rush?
FROM: Jennifer Jason Leigh
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:05:54 PST 1998
I was listening to Rush when I saw the rushes from Rush, having just rescued a duck from some rushes in a pond.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:05:10 PST 1998
HA! i like this silly sak.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:04:20 PST 1998
Was it b4 85. I dont recall. Im only 10 years old
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:03:30 PST 1998
that was EARLY 80s! fast times... heh heh, wax is showing his age again!
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:01:52 PST 1998
A funny movie from the mid 80's
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 08:01:18 PST 1998
Did you see the rushes from Rush?
FROM: Jennifer Jason Leigh
<behave yourself imposter>
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:59:29 PST 1998
Even though I was in the film you mention, I have never seen it - not even the rushes. The Word was a terrible programme from the early 90's.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:58:00 PST 1998
HI there Jen, whats the word
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:57:40 PST 1998
Jennifer Jason LAY
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:55:09 PST 1998
Jennifer - I love you in Fast Times at Ridgemont High
FROM: Jennifer Jason Leigh
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:54:09 PST 1998
Hello there...
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:50:40 PST 1998
Im single and looking for SWF to come into my life. Thanx
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:48:11 PST 1998
another odd day here. still haven't decided if all the name misuse is from wb/h. so, sak, how's YOUR love life?
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:45:27 PST 1998
NOpe just something to make you think
Here one with a puch line.
>>
A man leaves for town on his horse. He leaves on Tuesday, when he returns, he leaves on Monday. This all happened in the same week. Explain>>>>>>>>>>
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:45:03 PST 1998
I say we never be nice to Patrick again.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:43:00 PST 1998
Oh, bye H. Was there a punchline to the bread and cat joke, sak?!
FROM: Heruka
<[the final act]>
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:40:31 PST 1998
**yawn**boring, I'm going to work away from my computer for the rest of today. Speak bad in my absence all you want.xoxoxo
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:35:42 PST 1998
Like 80 proof
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:35:03 PST 1998
What, like Tuvalu?
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:34:29 PST 1998
Im confused?!?!? |
Cushca still drunk? 80 - please keep taking me away.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:33:26 PST 1998
Cushca-you can't get to those hard to reach places!:-)
FROM: Sleepy
<Bill>
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:33:04 PST 1998
Oh, look, she already answered for me...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:32:22 PST 1998
You'd have to ask my wife first.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:32:15 PST 1998
So do I. And I saw her first.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:30:52 PST 1998
IMPOSTER!!!!!!!!!!
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:29:54 PST 1998
I want to have wild sex with Sleepy!:-)
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:29:25 PST 1998
Accusing me of being sak does not bother me. In fact, I'll admit it. I am posting as sak. Few. You sure are sharp.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:28:45 PST 1998
Clearly my tests were not hard enough.
FROM: you're weak, CW!
<duh!!>
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:28:44 PST 1998
are m and sleepy in the same building
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:27:40 PST 1998
pass
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:27:34 PST 1998
Sleepy, make sure the feet are pointed up. What happens if you drop a cat off the roof with a piece of bread(butterside up) strapped on his back?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:27:19 PST 1998
Before I let him on the board, I made him sit down and read all the archives from top to bottom. Then he had to oass rigorous tests. Only then was he allowed to post. Sorry.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:26:10 PST 1998
OH my lord, what have we here
FROM: Sleepy
<Bill Gates>
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:26:08 PST 1998
I cannot answer that question, sak, because I am trying to balance a cat on my head.
FROM: only someone with past experience would know thesethings as they haven't been mentioned for a long, long time
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:24:24 PST 1998
I know who i am, your not me, your not you, your a childf--ker that needs to be locked up and beaten with the blunt end of a dull butchers knife That last post from me was not from me. Patrick layoff you c--k gazer
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:22:03 PST 1998
oh, is that how you make 10 billion dollars thse days. I guess im in the right spot then. Whats the rate of return sleepy?
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:21:03 PST 1998
Yes im new. Myk, when you say you know me, do you mean you know im new, or you know my real name
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:20:37 PST 1998
I think it's about time I revealed that I am Bill Gates. I've been talking endlessly about Seattle because it's my hometown and I want to make you all jealous. I have a computer in every room and I post for 23 hours a day. I use a stand-in for the remaining hour - a fictional character I have created, called Cushca.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:18:54 PST 1998
silly drunk cushca. as for you, heruka, your suspicion is unwarranted... i know who sak is, and it is not wax. (nor me, obviously). sak is new.
FROM: jism eater
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:18:38 PST 1998
Wobble.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:16:08 PST 1998
Wibble.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:16:06 PST 1998
you're getting worse CW.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:15:27 PST 1998
only in spirit, sak.
FROM: SAK
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:14:45 PST 1998
are m and sleepy in the same building?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:14:44 PST 1998
Bye m.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:13:48 PST 1998
Thanks m. Can I have one of those little chocolates as well, please?
FROM: m
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:13:23 PST 1998
Gotta fly ..later
FROM: m
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:12:09 PST 1998
strange..Doctor..
FROM: m
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:11:07 PST 1998
No problem,Sleepy...Eatrom will deliver it in a moment...It's homeground Starbucks espresso..
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:10:53 PST 1998
Aided by the "Eye of Agamoto" and his teacher "the Ancient One", he fended off the evil intentions
of such villains as Baron Mordo, Nightmare & the omnipotent Dread Dormammu!
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:09:25 PST 1998
Wasn't me that time! We have a wannabe
among us!
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:08:17 PST 1998
Im a Karate man. "have you ever been in a turkish prison?"
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:07:45 PST 1998
Hello m. Please make everything lovely again. Or at the very least, could you get me a coffee?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:06:44 PST 1998
i didn't do the "come get her" post, but it did a nice double-shot, don't you think so, heruka?
FROM: m
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:06:03 PST 1998
sorry I was reading the last archive...Whats up here? Eatrom hasn't a clue, but there seems to be a evil lurker on board today, and by the all seeing EYE of Agamoto he will set the alien browser time traveller right.or something..coffee....
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:05:58 PST 1998
i like it when drunk women take advantage of me! more fun that way.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:05:41 PST 1998
I'll come get her. Heh heh
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:05:38 PST 1998
I'll come get her. Heh heh
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:03:41 PST 1998
That's it. I'm calling her mother to take her home.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:02:46 PST 1998
It's completely UNacceptable to take advantage of a drunken women.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:02:33 PST 1998
Are you talking to me or chewing a brick? Either way you're going to lose your teeth. HA HA HA.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:02:23 PST 1998
sleppy, que???????????????????????
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:01:55 PST 1998
cushca is drunk. oh, to be in london...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:01:45 PST 1998
In Only Fools and Horses? That Trigger?
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:01:32 PST 1998
Sleepy-is acceptable to take advantage of a drunk woman? They know the game, don't they? A moral question I've been dealing with.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 07:00:29 PST 1998
Sleppy, tell cush to pull the trigger
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:59:19 PST 1998
Yes you would.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:58:45 PST 1998
CW-they (Harverd) are doing that with other musicians as well, just follow the bread crumbs.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:58:44 PST 1998
Cushca is really quite drunk. She's getting slightly abusive.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:57:50 PST 1998
You see? Would I write something like that?
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:56:25 PST 1998
Well your extremely an a--hole.
Constipation of the brain causes diarhea of the mouth.
very true in your case
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:56:20 PST 1998
Oh come on. If I was going to all the bother to create an alternate personality, it certainly wouldn't be like sak. Give me some credit would you?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:55:13 PST 1998
Hey m - does EaTrom know why those Harvard children would do such a thing?
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:54:54 PST 1998
m- can you pick up an east coast station, I can't.:-(
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:53:41 PST 1998
CW-your other personality (aka-sak) is excruciatingly boring, I suggest you hull him outside and shoot him.
FROM: m
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:50:59 PST 1998
Hello ..this just in..On January 27th, WHRB, the student-operated radio station at
Harvard University, will play 17 -- yes, 17 -- consecutive hours
of Robyn's music. The orgy starts at 10pm and ends at 3pm the
next afternoon.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:47:32 PST 1998
"This Island was bought with a handful of trinkets. Look at it now at best they can sink it."
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:47:01 PST 1998
whether it's patrick or john, please control yourself.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:46:13 PST 1998
sadly, she gave you the moniker "cak", which isn't very nice at all!
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:45:23 PST 1998
......resist the urge, resist the urge.....
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:43:38 PST 1998
Cush, do you have a nick name for everyone. Whats Mine?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:43:05 PST 1998
Cushca didn't post that either.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:42:49 PST 1998
"Dress up right to make the big time, wanna do anything but standout"
eh patrick?
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:41:48 PST 1998
heard
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:41:40 PST 1998
We have a poltergeist. I head the dishes clanging downstairs all night long.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:41:22 PST 1998
That wasn't very nice at all, badger-boy.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:41:09 PST 1998
STOP IT PATRICK
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:40:44 PST 1998
I doubt if that was Myk.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:40:37 PST 1998
of course i didn't write that. what a loser.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:38:37 PST 1998
I don't get it.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:36:16 PST 1998
or on her back with a pound of meat hanging over her head. heh heh
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:35:56 PST 1998
Whats the hype in England these days, musically speaking.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:35:38 PST 1998
Too right.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:35:29 PST 1998
She doesn't do anything softly! About 48 stations - one of them is coming back.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:33:41 PST 1998
I just have this picture of Cushca slumped over on her desk snoring softly.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:32:52 PST 1998
How many stations are there really on the Northern Line?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:31:47 PST 1998
18? Really? So you've only been drinking for two years? What's the Story (Morning Glory)?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:30:19 PST 1998
I'd never heard of Oasis until Cushca started going on about them. Wouldn't know an Oasis song if she came up to me on the street and started singing one. I'm bombarding sak with The Kershaw Sessions.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:29:55 PST 1998
It's 18 for goodness sake. Don't you know anything Sleepy???
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:29:43 PST 1998
Oasis are in Toronto now, fact fans.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:29:40 PST 1998
Sleepy. 86 that, i did some research and found the remark. I thought you were talking bout Oasis.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:29:19 PST 1998
They're doing an in-store appearance at HMV, Toronto on Monday.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:28:50 PST 1998
oasis was just in town about a week ago. sadly, i didn't attend that spectacle. giggle.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:27:16 PST 1998
No sleepy i missed it, what did you say?
FROM: h
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:25:23 PST 1998
**Yawn** Oasis Rocks!!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:25:12 PST 1998
Did you see my comment about their appearance in Toronto then?!
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:23:58 PST 1998
No offense to all you english, but i really cant stand Oasis. Though i am a former closet spice girl fan.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:23:37 PST 1998
That would explain a lot of things. Oasis and more.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:22:16 PST 1998
It's 16 or 17, I think. Which is why we have Oasis fans.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:21:57 PST 1998
Do you mean soccer ball head?
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:21:46 PST 1998
Thanx sleepy. Cuscha, if i had 4 vodkas id be merry too. Why not head back for a few more. Hope your not operating any heavy machinery
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:20:48 PST 1998
Yes, as merry as a p--sed newt with a paper hat and a party popper.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:20:40 PST 1998
A very boring question, but what is the legal drinking age in England? Surely Cushca can't drink legally.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:20:03 PST 1998
I am not! I'm just merry. (dribble)
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:19:59 PST 1998
Yes, we are past the Winter Solstice, by the way.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:19:32 PST 1998
Sorry, which language was that? Tee hee. I jest.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:18:18 PST 1998
The dyas seem to be getting a bit longer. Are we past the Winter Solctice?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:18:02 PST 1998
What? She's as p--sed as a newt.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:17:28 PST 1998
She was asking for it. Put the cat out, football head.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:17:14 PST 1998
at 37p, I'd have never left the bar. I'm proud of you Cushca.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:16:25 PST 1998
Lovely.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:16:09 PST 1998
Owwww! Cushca hit me really hard. She's had four vodkas.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:14:44 PST 1998
I'm wearing my usual grey flannel three peice double breasted suit, white shirt with light blue French collar, argyle knee socks, Italian loafers and a Jerry Garcia tie, the one with the little smiling dancing bears.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:14:09 PST 1998
I've been in the bar in my sister's building. Smashing place. A double vodka is about 37p. So if I start writing a load of nonsense (more so than usual) it's just because I'm a bit merry. Well, that's my excuse anyway.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:14:07 PST 1998
Like a case of the clap.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:13:43 PST 1998
i step away for a bagel, and a foul person usurps my name. ugh.
FROM: h
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:13:11 PST 1998
A huge smile.:-)
FROM: Cuscha
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:12:36 PST 1998
Hey New-Archive Boy. How's it going.
FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:12:17 PST 1998
Is that what that smell is wax? Cushca, where have ya been. We missed you.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:10:33 PST 1998
Hello Cushca - I knew that wasn't you. There is a true evil presence on the board this morning. You can smell it.