FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:10:30 PST 1998
Purple stripped cardigan sweater, plaid double knit trousers and xmas decorated socks.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:09:28 PST 1998
The Spice Girls are doing an in-store appearance at HMV, Toronto on Monday, CW. That's worth a trip, no?


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:09:05 PST 1998
You'll be sad to know that wasn't really me. But this is. I think. Hello boys. What is everyone wearing today?


FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:08:01 PST 1998
He shoulve have named it Martin Short


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 16 06:06:55 PST 1998
John Wayne eh!? One of my boyfriends named his "little willy"!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 05:58:23 PST 1998
We shouldn't accuse Patrick without more evidence.


FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 05:57:49 PST 1998
hey there Myk(imposter), we aint like that over hear. It was just a joke. Only Us two and John Wayne here.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 05:57:12 PST 1998
STOP THAT, HERUKA!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 05:57:00 PST 1998
sak - please do not discuss internal affairs with the message board devotees


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 05:55:13 PST 1998
Bend over nand let Chewing Wax do his thing, it only takes a few minutes and you'll get to like it.heh heh


FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 05:55:08 PST 1998
just kidding, that was to get wax going. Ignore it. Its not true


FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 05:53:06 PST 1998
Advice needed. I work with an employee that makes me feel uncomfortable. I dont know if its sexual harassment, and im scared to approach this person. What do I do. Im just so confused


FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 05:50:16 PST 1998
IMPOSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 05:50:10 PST 1998
'Digestive' is a misnomer designed to deter 'those who don't know' from buying them, thus allowing 'those who do know' to consume even more.


FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 05:49:37 PST 1998
I think your right MYk, soory bout the mixup. Where is Cush and rob


FROM: nut sak 47
DATE: Fri Jan 16 05:48:48 PST 1998
You're right Myk, I do believe it was rob.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 05:46:40 PST 1998
sak, i believe you're confusing me with another. i don't recall discussing this topic with you.... um, ask rob the same question. sorry, sleepy, i eat nothing called a "digestive", no matter how much chocolate coats it.


FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 05:46:16 PST 1998
wedggie A!


FROM: H
DATE: Fri Jan 16 05:45:05 PST 1998
Damn panties keep riding up! "Every cloud is numbered in the library-so is every kiss and and every fly"


FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 05:42:56 PST 1998
Yes Im alive and well. Hey MTS, thanks for the support yesterday. Its hard to be the new guy ya know. Whats up sleepy, wide awake i see. Myk, hows the love life treating ya today. Any luck?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 05:41:15 PST 1998
I have the vilest salad in a clear plastic box. How appetising.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 05:39:07 PST 1998
Hi Myk. Hi sak.


FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Fri Jan 16 05:36:28 PST 1998
sak! You're still alive!!!


FROM: sak
DATE: Fri Jan 16 05:35:28 PST 1998
Hello All, Good Morning, Afternoon. (Whereever you are located). Hows life?


FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Fri Jan 16 05:35:14 PST 1998
Morning, Myk. Have some tea and plain chocolate digestives instead.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 05:33:11 PST 1998
good morning! time for a bagel.


FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Fri Jan 16 05:32:44 PST 1998
Sleepy - I'm glad that wasn't you. I was worried you'd gone bizarre.


FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Fri Jan 16 05:30:53 PST 1998
My God! Are you Julian's agent?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 05:29:17 PST 1998
Oh! I wasn't referring to the posting before mine. That wasn't me! The refresh button kept refusing to work.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 05:28:15 PST 1998
My computer went completely insane for a few moments there. Yes, MTS, I've seen him a few times. He puts on a good show. Very entertaining. It's a real Love Fest! He played for three hours the last time I saw him. Bring a packed lunch with you if he does it again!


FROM: Mr. CopageSelected Discography With the Teardrop Explodes Kilimanjaro, Mercury, 1980. Wilder, Mercury, 1981. Piano (compilation), 1990. Everybody Wants to Shag the Teardrop Explodes (compilation with previously unreleased material)
DATE: Fri Jan 16 05:26:51 PST 1998
Selected Discography With the Teardrop Explodes Kilimanjaro, Mercury, 1980. Wilder, Mercury, 1981. Piano (compilation), 1990. Everybody Wants to Shag the Teardrop Explodes (compilation with previously unreleased material), Fontana, 1990. Solo albums World Shut Your Mouth, Mercury, 1984. Fried, Mercury, 1984. World Shut Your Mouth (EP), Island, 1986. Saint Julian, Island, 1987. My Nation Underground, Island, 1988. Skellington, Island, 1989. Droolian, Island, 1990. Peggy Suicide, Island, 1991. Floored Genius (compilation), Island, 1992. Jehovahkill, Island, 1992. Rite, K.A.K., 1993. The Skellington Chronicles, K.A.K., 1993. Queen Elizabeth, K.A.K., 1994. Autogeddon, American, 1994. Floored Genius 2: The Best of the BBC Sessions, 1983-91, Island, 1994. Twenty Mothers, American, 1995.


FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Fri Jan 16 05:14:20 PST 1998
Sleepy- You're lucky. I want to go on the 21st too. Stupid, bloody, dumb wedding. Humph! I've never seen JC before, have you?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 05:10:52 PST 1998
Hiya Morrissey. I'm stuck in a non-McVitie void here. I'm going to see Robyn on the 21st, for sure. I'm a bit hazy about the rest of them at the moment. As for JC, my friend has got the tickets and hasn't told me for which night. I'll find out next week.


FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Fri Jan 16 05:03:51 PST 1998
Oh, Sleepy. Plain Chocolate Digestives. Mmmmmm... Even better now they're vegetarian. I need to have one now! Look what you've started!! Are you going to the 12 bar on the 28th? What night are you visiting The Cope?


FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Fri Jan 16 05:01:20 PST 1998
Hello, everyone. I'm sittin' in me jim-jams, drinkin' a luvly cuppa and listening to me little stereo. Everybody now, 1-2-3...In the spiritual kingdom of love.......


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 05:00:08 PST 1998
Done and done. How are you lovely ladies today? I must admit, I'm quite partial to those Digestives as well. Sorry about allowing sak74 onto the board. I feel responsible but it's out of my hands now.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 04:59:37 PST 1998
air, ha ha ha !:-)


FROM: "I know the whiskey, it won't soothe my soul" <DOH!!! work it is.:-(>
DATE: Fri Jan 16 04:58:56 PST 1998
pierogi¸


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 04:56:41 PST 1998
Morning CW. Plain Chocolate McVities Digestive for me please. The Ultimate Biscuit. Tea obligatory. Thanks for asking.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 16 04:54:47 PST 1998
I think I should like some chocolate Hob-nobs. Dunked in tea please.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 16 04:50:59 PST 1998
morning everybody. What sort of biscuits would you all like?


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 16 04:05:48 PST 1998
Hello there dear.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 03:51:27 PST 1998
Not that I read, work-sleep, work-sleep, decisions decisions!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 03:38:59 PST 1998
Do they mention the Great Bowler Hat, Briefcase and Pinstripe Suit incident?


FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 03:36:13 PST 1998
For once the London Times has a few interesting articles on their site!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 03:19:58 PST 1998
Mornin' H. How are you today?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 03:19:31 PST 1998
Tell me, is the board doing odd things when you press the refresh button? Is this what one of 'nightime' people was referring to? Viva Seattle-Tacoma, viva, viva Sea-Tac. The Space Needle's such a nice guy.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 03:17:17 PST 1998
**POP**


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 16 03:05:05 PST 1998
Good morning. Strange night on the board... I have a tape from Homer. It is encased in the largest bubble wrap I have ever seen. Each bubble is an inch in diameter. I had to excercise huge restraint on the train this morning to stop myself from popping them all.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Fri Jan 16 01:54:01 PST 1998
I never could understand that lyric...Thanks, WLA!


FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 00:21:29 PST 1998
C-ya!


FROM: night watchman
DATE: Fri Jan 16 00:20:49 PST 1998
3:20 and all is well!


FROM: WLA
DATE: Fri Jan 16 00:18:00 PST 1998
Goodnight, many happy dreams.....


FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 16 00:17:44 PST 1998
"here come ole' kerosene hat with his ear flaps waxed acourting his girl"


FROM: WLA
DATE: Fri Jan 16 00:10:54 PST 1998
Thanks! "Here I am again, it's no surprise . . . . Locked in orbit 'round the Queen of Eyes. . . ."


FROM: h
DATE: Fri Jan 16 00:01:16 PST 1998
Hmmmmmmmmmm, I think CW recently ordered it. So I'm a--uming yes. "The movie star she crashed her car"


FROM: h
DATE: Thu Jan 15 23:59:36 PST 1998
...or surf the roaring waves of our cyber-beach......


FROM: WLA
DATE: Thu Jan 15 23:57:56 PST 1998
Do you know - is "Underwater Moonlight" (still) out on CD?


FROM: WLA
DATE: Thu Jan 15 23:55:18 PST 1998
. . . .scan the archives. . . .or watch the rest of the 'X-Files' rerun? . . . .


FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 15 23:48:48 PST 1998
Oops....that's 2:(4)7.......one more screw up like that and I'm fired!


FROM: night watchman
DATE: Thu Jan 15 23:47:19 PST 1998
2:27 and all is well!


FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 15 23:22:59 PST 1998
Ooh, fegmania has changed!


FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 15 23:13:28 PST 1998
Queenie-Queenie-Queenie-Queenie-Queenie-Queenie-Queenie-Queenie-


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Jan 15 23:06:13 PST 1998
*sniff* I guess it's time to move on...


FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 15 23:04:34 PST 1998
I'M SICK OF FUKKIN' NIGHTMARES!!!


FROM: H
DATE: Thu Jan 15 23:02:24 PST 1998
Yeah babe! As I prepare myself to enter the world of the nightmares (collect barf bags, you know-justin case!) Aah, what the hell!


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Thu Jan 15 22:59:03 PST 1998
ugh! Hmm, how interesting.


FROM: F D A <~ANNOUNCEMENT~>
DATE: Thu Jan 15 20:49:55 PST 1998
Kit Bonson (kbonson@codon.nih.gov) is tracking the effects of multidose psychedelics for people on various anti-depressants; if anyone is in this category, do ask for a questionaire...


FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 15 20:49:46 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting.


FROM: a--ortedmixed Bodyparts <http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/5243/index6.html>
DATE: Thu Jan 15 20:17:20 PST 1998
Get yer free eye balls!!


FROM: Carl Malden's nose
DATE: Thu Jan 15 20:12:38 PST 1998
The copying of the human form was almost perfect- but they made one small mistake. Pay attention to the earlobes. Aliens' lobes do NOT curve back up, rather they taper straight down to the upper neck area.


FROM: Gunther <tgermans@germany.com>
DATE: Thu Jan 15 20:08:44 PST 1998
yah so anyway, die katsa vas ist iene kinder.ha ha. und mars. http://members.home.net/jaser7/


FROM: Heruka's liver
DATE: Thu Jan 15 19:56:35 PST 1998
help me..help me..help me.. help me


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Thu Jan 15 19:51:47 PST 1998
Hmmm, wotta day. Night, guys.


FROM: Alright Yaboh
DATE: Thu Jan 15 19:48:35 PST 1998
Myk, pipe in any time with your gloriously relevant and fascinating comments. We know you are a font of information about Robyn. Hey everybody! Let's all welcome Myk!


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Thu Jan 15 19:34:32 PST 1998
Hmm, not much of interest here tonight. Go away Michelle!!!!!! It's early yet, maybe I'll pop by the bar and toss back a drink or two. Yeah, sounds like a plan. CW- you've never fished the Erie islands have you? Cha-Cha!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 19:09:01 PST 1998
please, folks. can't you find anything more thoughtful to discuss than bananas and nasty practices with said fruit? i gotta wonder why the doctor is being stingy with your medication. darn HMOs, cutting costs.


FROM: too far
DATE: Thu Jan 15 18:58:49 PST 1998
and the parakeet has begun shrieking again.


FROM: CT
DATE: Thu Jan 15 18:23:53 PST 1998
Re: sad bastard. What are you? The yellow hairs on a rat's anus, as far as I can tell. I guess that makes me better off than you: me, simply sad and without a father, you dodging t--ds all day long and shaking hands with the hantavirus while you're at it. So long!


FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 15 16:50:16 PST 1998
you are a sad bastard


FROM: CT
DATE: Thu Jan 15 16:39:14 PST 1998
The moose has escaped from the tape! Oh dear. It's heading for the fridge. Gotta go. Bye!!!!


FROM: Professional critic
DATE: Thu Jan 15 16:38:13 PST 1998
Sports radio is so cool. Great hosts, friendly and knowledgeable, and an endless stream of idiot callers with absolutely no point other than to try to sound like the host in word, opinion, and tone.


FROM: teach your children, well
DATE: Thu Jan 15 16:36:32 PST 1998
My daddy always said, "Never use bananas. You don't know where they've been."


FROM: Definitely...
DATE: Thu Jan 15 16:35:28 PST 1998
Not interesting.


FROM: Bless my soul, I been told....
DATE: Thu Jan 15 16:33:56 PST 1998
Boneless bananas are much easier to remove from the rectum than those with bones, or so I have heard.


FROM: Hmmm, how....
DATE: Thu Jan 15 16:32:10 PST 1998
Hmmm, how interes [ratta-tat-tat-tat....sound of body falling.... silence...... buzzing of housefly.... distance sound of auto outside, children playing....


FROM: CT
DATE: Thu Jan 15 16:30:35 PST 1998
Oh dear. Gravy stopped. Now it's gak.


FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 15 16:25:19 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting.


FROM: Word to the wise
DATE: Thu Jan 15 16:24:24 PST 1998
My daddy always said, "Never go to Far. It's hell gettin' back."


FROM: 21 gerbil
DATE: Thu Jan 15 16:23:13 PST 1998
Where is 'far'? I'd like to go to far myself.


FROM: in deep emotional pain
DATE: Thu Jan 15 16:16:18 PST 1998
The clouds of life have taken over, I gone!


FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 15 16:15:09 PST 1998
hhhhhhhhhhhh?


FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 15 16:14:30 PST 1998
hhhh


FROM: No bones in it though
DATE: Thu Jan 15 16:14:22 PST 1998
shame


FROM: sitting on a banana
DATE: Thu Jan 15 16:12:48 PST 1998
Ah damn, my mouse just bit me.


FROM: Statice
DATE: Thu Jan 15 16:10:44 PST 1998
interesting stipe encounter. never met him, myself.


FROM: 18 rabbit
DATE: Thu Jan 15 16:07:53 PST 1998
your computer has been teched sideways by aliens most likely time travellers from the future crashed at Roswell. America reverse engineered a lot of technology from it, and is in contact with beings from our future. People from the future travelling back in time use time machines that look like browsers in the time period they are travelling to. computer problems are just accidents, when a browser went back to far. That would account for modern browsers being spotted in 1897.


FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 15 16:06:23 PST 1998
I'll take that into account.


FROM: Word to the wise
DATE: Thu Jan 15 16:05:34 PST 1998
My daddy had a way with words. That's where I got my particular style from.


FROM: Hmm, how absolutely fascinating.
DATE: Thu Jan 15 16:04:54 PST 1998
Yes, very.


FROM: Word to the wise
DATE: Thu Jan 15 16:04:13 PST 1998
My daddy used to say, "Don't ever f*** anything you wouldn't eat."


FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 15 16:03:10 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting.


FROM: Troubling Computer Thingy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 16:02:54 PST 1998
Oh Dear! The computer screen now flickers like a strobe light at the skating rink, and the parakeet has begun shrieking again. I think there's something wrong with the gram. I only have 16 of them and my friend told me I need at least 24 megs of gram to run a window at 95.


FROM: missed a spot.
DATE: Thu Jan 15 16:01:30 PST 1998
"if it smells like fish, eat it"


FROM: Sir Dennis Eaton-Hogg
DATE: Thu Jan 15 16:00:47 PST 1998
Where is Wendall Ball-Sak? And Eddy Jismeater, have you found that diary we talked about?


FROM: Kumpooter Exspurt
DATE: Thu Jan 15 15:59:21 PST 1998
Nutscrape Crashigator is a fine product.


FROM: 18 rabbit
DATE: Thu Jan 15 15:58:51 PST 1998
I am going placidly amidst the noise and waste ...


FROM: Belly Up
DATE: Thu Jan 15 15:58:34 PST 1998
Meat is dead.


FROM: Computer Troubles
DATE: Thu Jan 15 15:57:25 PST 1998
I can work the taped-down moose by moving the moose mat underneath it just fine, although it is tedious. But the real problem is that the gravy has congealed on my 9 k modumb so now when my computer tries to dial up the internet, my phone squacks like a chicken. There are terrible noises coming from the refridgerator as well. I am afraid that's where I stowed the last couple of flippy disks I removed from the gravy slot...computing is such a challenge! How do you do it?


FROM: 18 rabbit
DATE: Thu Jan 15 15:57:12 PST 1998
I've heard that chopped small enough they are delicious when steamed. Of course, never, never, never microwave them.


FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 15 15:56:45 PST 1998
Egad!!! Netscape truly SUCKS!!


FROM: "taste like chicken"
DATE: Thu Jan 15 15:54:46 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting.


FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 15 15:51:58 PST 1998
gfghf


FROM: In Pursuit of Happiness
DATE: Thu Jan 15 15:51:05 PST 1998
And hey, I'm not the kind to fall in love without good reason. And if that's a crime, then baby I'm committing high treason. 'Cause when you're with me I'm absolutely and totally, quite uncontrollably happy! And hey, I'm not so blind that I can't see where we're all going And it's no fault of mine if humankind reaps what it is sowing Just as long as we are together for ever I'll never be anything other than happy! Hey, don't be suprised if millions die in plague and murder True happiness lies beyond your fries and Happy Burger...


FROM: jism eater
DATE: Thu Jan 15 15:44:53 PST 1998
OoohhH!


FROM: Danielle
DATE: Thu Jan 15 15:22:30 PST 1998
So soon? Sigh... Send me some more French tomorrow, hon. Bye.


FROM: Thornton
DATE: Thu Jan 15 15:20:59 PST 1998
Of course. Must be off sweetie darling; duty calls. Balloon Man sends you a fond farewell. Une grande bise du Ballon Rouge.


FROM: Statice
DATE: Thu Jan 15 15:20:57 PST 1998
alright, yeah


FROM: Statice
DATE: Thu Jan 15 15:19:50 PST 1998
nick harper


FROM: Jerremy Houndsliver
DATE: Thu Jan 15 15:19:29 PST 1998
Well I'm off to play the Grand piano....


FROM: Statice
DATE: Thu Jan 15 15:18:42 PST 1998
pogues. finsbury park.


FROM: Jerremy Houndsliver
DATE: Thu Jan 15 15:18:28 PST 1998
a grand aspiration,old chum.


FROM: Danielle
DATE: Thu Jan 15 15:18:13 PST 1998
Cool - I guess. Do you do masses of drink and drugs then? You and your friends 'all together, all alone'? (Finally, I got one in!!)


FROM: Thornton
DATE: Thu Jan 15 15:15:49 PST 1998
My dear, for some perverse reason (perhaps because they are such perverse places) we British refer to our upper-class empire builders' breeding grounds as 'public' when of course they're nothing of the sort. Rum, sodomy, and the lash. Thus I have vowed to become a reincarnation of the jester Keith Moon - whom I saw twice, once at the 'Rainbow' at a now legendary Roy Harper concert, and once at a Who concert at the Charlton football ground.


FROM: Jerremy Houndsliver
DATE: Thu Jan 15 15:15:31 PST 1998
amo, amas, amat, amamus, amatus amant. that sort of thing.


FROM: Statice
DATE: Thu Jan 15 15:15:28 PST 1998
how many do two mirrors make?


FROM: Jerremy Houndsliver
DATE: Thu Jan 15 15:12:53 PST 1998
Je' adore eh windows too.


FROM: Statice
DATE: Thu Jan 15 15:12:46 PST 1998
is that Halifax, England?


FROM: Jerremy Houndsliver
DATE: Thu Jan 15 15:10:46 PST 1998
yes, or a broken man on a Halifax pier..


FROM: Danielle
DATE: Thu Jan 15 15:09:57 PST 1998
You guys do Latin in the public schools??! Jeez, it's hard to even find a French class here!


FROM: Statice
DATE: Thu Jan 15 15:09:50 PST 1998
'ain't gonna bump no more


FROM: Jerremy Houndsliver
DATE: Thu Jan 15 15:09:27 PST 1998
I fly on the wings of wong.


FROM: Thornton
DATE: Thu Jan 15 15:08:23 PST 1998
Jeremy, think of this place as something like the wreck of the Arthur Lee.


FROM: Jerremy Houndsliver
DATE: Thu Jan 15 15:07:25 PST 1998
Or do you prefer doggeral?


FROM: Thornton
DATE: Thu Jan 15 15:06:26 PST 1998
Yes my sweet; I have been watching and waiting. There's been a lot of posing and imposing and posturing and impostering, most of which is uninspired but I must admit I enjoyed the Latin, which reminds me of my public school days...though it wasn't Winchester.


FROM: Jerremy Houndsliver <peter laureate>
DATE: Thu Jan 15 15:04:44 PST 1998
Lying gutted, breached, and gored by machines of landed rock, in a cell that you'd deplore, lies the board of Robyn Hitchc.o.c.k.. Lost and mostly alone.


FROM: Danielle
DATE: Thu Jan 15 15:01:17 PST 1998
It still raining. My car died. Well it didn't die, but.... oh who cares. You guys are weirder than Robyn's songs, but without the...the....the poetry, I guess. Thornton, are you there?


FROM: Statice
DATE: Thu Jan 15 14:52:34 PST 1998
i can only hope you have a big table


FROM: Problems problems....
DATE: Thu Jan 15 14:51:16 PST 1998
When I come back, I will try taping down the moose and moving the mooose pad underneath it to navigate. Might be hard to do, but at least my parakeet will have a chance to settle down.


FROM: cabbage crates over the briny
DATE: Thu Jan 15 14:49:47 PST 1998
no...sorry...


FROM: Computer troubles galore!
DATE: Thu Jan 15 14:49:43 PST 1998
Oh, the gravy's started again. Gotta go.


FROM: Static
DATE: Thu Jan 15 14:49:36 PST 1998
surely a moose cannot fit comfortably on a moose mat. it needs more room. room to roam (if it wants to)


FROM: Is my video scream okay?
DATE: Thu Jan 15 14:49:03 PST 1998
It seems like all the images are a bit altered too... Like the Message board graphic...should it be pink? The background is a light orange, too. I thought they might be the color of an orange crate or something.


FROM: Static
DATE: Thu Jan 15 14:47:32 PST 1998
debaser. anyone like that song? it's gigantic.


FROM: Computer problems
DATE: Thu Jan 15 14:46:58 PST 1998
And then I tried to correct some spelling errors on my web site and could select the word spelling can while still on the internet. How do you type what you need to replace on a web page when the moose is jittering all over the desk?!


FROM: Statice
DATE: Thu Jan 15 14:46:46 PST 1998
don't be cruel. let it die a natural death.


FROM: Ea
DATE: Thu Jan 15 14:45:30 PST 1998
yes, best shoot it.


FROM: More computer problems....
DATE: Thu Jan 15 14:43:13 PST 1998
The gravy has stopped coming out of the dis drive; but now there is a barely audible shuddering whine coming from the moose. It vibrates too, when I hold it a certain way. I tried cleaning it with gasoline, but that didn't seem to help. Also, there is the unmistakeable odor of rootbeer and smoke coming from the back of the See p.u. Should I have shopped around a little? I got this on sale at a garage sale.


FROM: Ea
DATE: Thu Jan 15 14:40:47 PST 1998
anyone that has children realizes , how fast children grow, that by afternoon,in a big picture sense, they do indeed drive sportscars..


FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 15 14:40:04 PST 1998
Hmmm, how very very interesting, REALLY!


FROM: Statice
DATE: Thu Jan 15 14:39:57 PST 1998
this damn computer's gonna blow in a minute, mt etna will have nothing on this


FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 15 14:39:29 PST 1998
The Crawling is about trying to find a copy of "Finegans Wake" in Toledo on Christmas eve.


FROM: Statice
DATE: Thu Jan 15 14:39:13 PST 1998
that's not very interesting at all, actually.


FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 15 14:37:46 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting.


FROM: Lyrical Truth
DATE: Thu Jan 15 14:37:23 PST 1998
Speed of Things is about a dildo. Vibrating is about an unfortunate microwave mishap.


FROM: Dr. d--k Cak
DATE: Thu Jan 15 14:34:37 PST 1998
Somebody's been posting with my name again. If you do that again I will begin adding mercury to your peanut butter. Gradually you will become cheese-like.


FROM: Larry King
DATE: Thu Jan 15 14:33:07 PST 1998
For what it's worth, I agree with Statice. The beautiful Shawn Southwick agrees as well.


FROM: The super secret subject of the Speed of Things
DATE: Thu Jan 15 14:31:12 PST 1998
Actually, it's about the race of Things, featured in the Addams Family movies and tv show. The song is an allegory of the scientific studies Robyn's cousin -- Dr. Bunson "Burner" Hitchc--k -- performed on them at racetracks throughout Europe.


FROM: LP
DATE: Thu Jan 15 14:28:26 PST 1998
I thought you thought that song was about a vibrator.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 15 14:26:01 PST 1998
I'm going home now. Bye all. Damn. I missed The Simpsons again.


FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 15 14:09:15 PST 1998
it's quiet round here


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 13:36:11 PST 1998
yup. a life.


FROM: Static
DATE: Thu Jan 15 13:35:35 PST 1998
that's good


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 15 13:31:20 PST 1998
Static - I would agree with that. That's what I thought when I first heard it.


FROM: Static
DATE: Thu Jan 15 13:25:43 PST 1998
that is my interpretation, at least.


FROM: Static
DATE: Thu Jan 15 13:24:33 PST 1998
the song describes father, lover and offspring. it describes a life


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 13:21:18 PST 1998
actually, mr wax, "speed of things" was written shortly after robyn had visited the nearby automobile dealerships. sleepy says he's a terrible driver, so i hope he doesn't drive fast. the bits about the kissing by the river is just stuff he made up. heh.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 13:17:24 PST 1998
michelle, that's quite a non sequitur you fired at me. you're doing fine, and the snowmobile sunk. well, that's darwin's way. as for you, i'm glad you're doing ok. my dad lived in cleveland when he was a kid. he mentioned something about it being cold there.


FROM: Statice
DATE: Thu Jan 15 13:16:25 PST 1998
is it better to love one who does not love you or not to love at all?


FROM: Statice
DATE: Thu Jan 15 13:13:59 PST 1998
that sounds like it's describing a lover, rather than a father


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 15 13:11:11 PST 1998
No. I've just no idea. I listened to Speed of Things and there were still some points I wanted to talk to him/her about. I don't see how that line "I kissed you by the clear cold river/I felt like I was growing wings. But I grew horns and found another Oh a girl to share the speed of things" was about his father.


FROM: Ea
DATE: Thu Jan 15 13:06:30 PST 1998
Remain alert next Tuesday for a possible major eruption of Mount Etna, Europe's tallest volcano. Todays lucky numbers ~43~16~7~12~45~19.....be scoping you.


FROM: Statice
DATE: Thu Jan 15 13:05:44 PST 1998
did you ever notice how coffee sometimes smells smokey? i've got some brewing.


FROM: Statice
DATE: Thu Jan 15 13:03:39 PST 1998
it's not me, if that's what you're thinking.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 15 13:02:01 PST 1998
Is the one who posted as LP yesterday around?


FROM: Statice
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:59:52 PST 1998
that was portuguese for 'it's nice to see new people on this board'.


FROM: Ea
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:58:28 PST 1998
remember your computer had that funny rotten teeth smell?..well ...


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:57:11 PST 1998
Hey Michelle. I keep getting distracted by work. Yes. That happens without fail every single year. I hope your friend was all right.


FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:56:53 PST 1998
╚ agradĚvel ver alguns povos novos nesta placa


FROM: Michelle
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:53:43 PST 1998
Hello, did Chewing Wax (an odd name) leave? Heruka never sent me out for lunch, the boss did. He just put in his order, he's pathetic. Life is fine Myk, thank you for asking. This is the oddist message board around. A friend of mine lost his snowmobile in Lake Chautauqua, went through the ice.


FROM: Ea
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:53:06 PST 1998
are you on fiberoptics? phone ..or cable?


FROM: Computer problems
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:51:26 PST 1998
How do you pockmark this page? I tried sending myself an email and just got a bunch of gobbledeegook. I selected me hardrive and hit delete and now my toaster doesn't work. Do you think it's my phone line?


FROM: Statice
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:50:34 PST 1998
56-kay modumb is better. or do you like one less?


FROM: Ea
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:49:44 PST 1998
Oh re: computer trouble yes this thing is about to blow up..it's a race between this server and the Chinese faultline.


FROM: More computer problems than you can shake a magno-hurtz at!
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:49:16 PST 1998
My computer keeps hicupping gravy out of the disdrive. And the CRT scream is flickering. Somebody told me I need a new video car and a 55-kay modumb.


FROM: Statice
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:48:16 PST 1998
well whaddayaknow - it worked. many thanks.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:46:48 PST 1998
statice: shuffle your feet, discharge the energy by touching the person sitting next to you (the fun part), and only then should you touch your keyboard.


FROM: Statice
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:46:11 PST 1998
later


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:45:54 PST 1998
sorry, Queenie. I didn't mean to dissapoint you. If you write me again, I'll tell you all about her.


FROM: Ea <by the all seeing EYE of Agamoto>
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:45:23 PST 1998
well I'm off to fish..er..:cough:.. cruise the ..um .. thing...later.


FROM: Statice
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:43:04 PST 1998
is anyone else having problems with their computer today?


FROM: Ea
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:41:41 PST 1998
bigtime finks.


FROM: Statice
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:41:32 PST 1998
how true. in fact, God may be a large tabby.


FROM: Ea
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:40:44 PST 1998
Yes, and in heaven they tell God everything..


FROM: Statice
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:39:44 PST 1998
it's important to care about cats. they know everything.


FROM: Ea
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:39:11 PST 1998
Hey fishing! sounds good!!!sunny day! yeah, thanks for the suggestion..wheres my boots?


FROM: Ea
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:36:26 PST 1998
plus Ea recieved a large check from an outstanding account. always nice when that happens...heh.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:36:19 PST 1998
Hey EaTrom. Thanks for caring about my cat. Did I go too far? Na. It's Willybee. What was I going to say? Oh yeh. Absolutely I have had deep fried yellow perch. Every Friday at 4:20pm I strap on the old bottomless feed bag at Fast Eddies. $4.99 gets you all the fish fry, tartar sauce and mac salad you can stuff into your mouth. Lake Erie Yellow Perch is to die for. Cautauqua Lake ice fishing. You pull them in by the bucket. I'm telling you. Best ice fishing in the world.


FROM: Michelle
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:36:11 PST 1998
Heruka adores me, he's forever wandering over to me and telling bad jokes. Nasty things, what were they exactly?


FROM: Statice
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:35:20 PST 1998
does anyone have a problem with their computer at the moment?


FROM: Ea
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:34:09 PST 1998
Yes today Ea is above the loft..but extremely prismatic due to sunlight on the ether...and that.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:31:37 PST 1998
oh, sure, i believe you have been mentioned, though he wisely keeps occupational references discreet. and, yes, for tough questions i'd suggest you look to eatrom. he is wise beyond his beers. is life treating you well?


FROM: Ea
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:30:45 PST 1998
easy Wax...ha


FROM: Robyn-related t-tanic lyric <aren't I clever?>
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:30:22 PST 1998
"You can't cure relationships, watch them drown like sinking ships." Sorry to mention Robyn.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:29:20 PST 1998
Hey Michelle - He talks about you constantly in glowing terms. He actuaqlly got in quite a fight with Cushca for saying something nasty about his secretary once. That's right. He had sent you out for food.


FROM: Ea
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:28:41 PST 1998
t-tanic...entities..hmmmm.


FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:27:21 PST 1998
Yes That is true,..there are helpfull entities hovering here as well..can Ea help?


FROM: Michelle
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:25:44 PST 1998
Hello Myk, Heruka is a pretty strange person, this place is fits him. Heruka is also a fanatic for yellow perch, I think he's here. I'm a secretary where he works. Did he ever mention me?


FROM: Hepper
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:25:02 PST 1998
Chewing Wax: refer to earlier comments regarding the film, T.itanic.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:22:51 PST 1998
nice to see you, michelle. most of us are very NOT weird, actually. but there are times when things turn peculiar... this is usually due to a particular person wishing to alter the course. this is not always bad.


FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:21:19 PST 1998
Wax-ever eat deep fried yellow perch?


FROM: Chicken Choking fool
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:20:21 PST 1998
re: ecincar, I don't think it's spelled that way either, I can't think of the correct spelling off hand. Hmm, Michelle!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:18:57 PST 1998
What exactly is going on here?


FROM: Michelle
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:18:06 PST 1998
You people are all so weird, I don't see why he keeps coming here. I guess he's not here, although if I turn to my right I can see him. He seems bored.


FROM: the GERMANS
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:17:03 PST 1998
hello and anyways, for the best in German links go here a zearch engine http://members.aol.com/herlu/home/index.htm


FROM: Jeez Geezer
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:17:00 PST 1998
Hello. re: ecincar...I don't think that's how that's spelled, although I don't have the correct spelling.


FROM: Hmm, very interesting, REALLY.
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:15:39 PST 1998
Theory: King Chicken and King Chicken Choker are not the same person. Hence, it would be interesting to see them meet for the first time....


FROM: Gunther
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:14:00 PST 1998
oblong I'd say.


FROM: Michelle
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:13:11 PST 1998
Hello everybody, is Heruka around?


FROM: Mr. surprised
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:10:18 PST 1998
It does me.


FROM: Latin lesson, part 3
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:10:05 PST 1998
Imposter, from the latin, imposticolon: what remains in the lower intestine after death brings a final bowel movement.


FROM: Hmmm.......
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:08:07 PST 1998
re: only contact.... Somehow that doesn't surprise me.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:04:40 PST 1998
oops, my browser bluffed me. grr..


FROM: King Chicken Choker
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:04:37 PST 1998
WOO-HOO!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:04:08 PST 1998
all is groovy, senor wax. gotta work some, as you can imagine. sak: you'll get used to the name usurping on this board.


FROM: Sir Dennis
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:03:52 PST 1998
Ball-Sak, I do believe you're sandbagging me. I advise you not to play dumb about this matter. You are just as responsible as I am for the General's problems. The boy will enter Eton next year and things are smoothed over at The Times, but your name is just as sullied as mine here. If we are to get on with our lives, ol' buddy, you will need to come in from the cold and email me!


FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:02:36 PST 1998
it is my only contact with the outside world


FROM: King Chicken
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:02:16 PST 1998
the blunt end of a dull butchers knife no longer ragged? bwahahaha.


FROM: Hmm, how very very very very interesting
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:01:30 PST 1998
Then you're computer would stop talking to you at least.


FROM: Ah geez
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:00:40 PST 1998
Imposter: Get a damn dictionary! It isn't funny when you make spelling errors. It's like telling a joke and flubbing the punch line (which might be funny if you were Andy Kaufman BUT YOU AREN'T!)


FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 15 12:00:21 PST 1998
I'm thinking of unplugging my computer at work.


FROM: hak
DATE: Thu Jan 15 11:59:52 PST 1998
Get a reatiner.


FROM: sak
DATE: Thu Jan 15 11:58:26 PST 1998
My balls itch and i need to josting up my undies


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Jan 15 11:57:48 PST 1998
My husband and I have this website with these chat rooms that we put up for all the kids to meet and talk about their favorite Portland groups...Mostly people like to talk about the goddamn Dandy Warhols. It makes me sick. All they talk about is how much they like Zia's little t-tties. Her mama must be so proud.


FROM: Sir Dennis
DATE: Thu Jan 15 11:57:48 PST 1998
I hate the way my hair pops through my fishnet stockings


FROM: sak74(the real deal)
DATE: Thu Jan 15 11:57:33 PST 1998
Dennis, i told you. I here to help. My consultation is free, but i will need a reatiner of 500 for further legal activity. What is your problem?


FROM: Sir Dennis
DATE: Thu Jan 15 11:54:47 PST 1998
One last thing, ol boy: What did you do with the, er, film? Was it ever developed? Or did you burn it like we discussed.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 11:53:23 PST 1998
all is groovy, senor wax. gotta work some, as you can imagine. sak: you'll get used to the name usurping on this board.


FROM: sak74 (I am not me)
DATE: Thu Jan 15 11:54:22 PST 1998
Queenie-we are more spiritual than physical, ever hear of ecincar?


FROM: Latin lesson, part 2
DATE: Thu Jan 15 11:52:11 PST 1998
Imposter: from the latin, impostrilla, the fine yellow hairs on a rat's anus.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Jan 15 11:51:31 PST 1998
It's OK...I am merely a ghost in the machine. How can I compare to a real, flesh and blood girl.


FROM: Dennis
DATE: Thu Jan 15 11:50:33 PST 1998
Ball-Sak, ol' boy, don't let them get you down. You're above all this! You're a gentleman! Get them where it counts! Cut off their supply of beer and chips and they will be on your manor doorstep asking for a Christmas goose next winter! We really need to take care of this legal matter, ol' boy. Email me today!


FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 15 11:48:33 PST 1998
...name


FROM: sak74
DATE: Thu Jan 15 11:48:06 PST 1998
just stop posting as me you jackass, get your own damn


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 15 11:45:20 PST 1998
Hello Queenie, Myk, Sak and Sak. How's it going? Sorry about rOb Queenie.


FROM: sak74
DATE: Thu Jan 15 11:43:56 PST 1998
I know who i am, your not me, your not you, your a childf--ker that needs to be locked up and beaten with the blunt end of a dull butchers knife


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 11:42:33 PST 1998
heh heh queenie. forget him, girl, those south carolina musicians will only break your heart. (british women are trampling my heart daily!) heh heh.


FROM: sak
DATE: Thu Jan 15 11:42:18 PST 1998
I'm only you 'cause I know you're not


FROM: sak74
DATE: Thu Jan 15 11:40:26 PST 1998
Look imposter you are a childf--ker, leave me alone get yur own name.challenged


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Jan 15 11:39:20 PST 1998
I lost my sweet rOb to a real-life girl. *sigh*


FROM: sak
DATE: Thu Jan 15 11:39:17 PST 1998
woman love the dark side, babes come a runnin' when they find out I killed a man.


FROM: Chatterbox Palace
DATE: Thu Jan 15 11:37:18 PST 1998
The first time someone steals your name here is like when one of those falling people in T.itanic hits something on the way down...that "chunggggg!" sound they make as the strike the object, that's the end of your honeymoon here, boy!


FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 15 11:35:36 PST 1998
sak, i bet the ladies are beating down the doors to get to you. A dangerous sort really turns them on. Look at all the chicks Marilyn Manson is getting these days, and he's such a looker!


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Jan 15 11:34:50 PST 1998
That's healthy.


FROM: sak
DATE: Thu Jan 15 11:33:49 PST 1998
my wedding invitations wiil say "I love you with a knife, I'll take what I want from you, and give you my life"


FROM: welcome!
DATE: Thu Jan 15 11:33:04 PST 1998
sak, it's very slippery here. seen t-tanic yet, near the end where the ship's a-- is full tilt up? Those guys falling straight down and hitting things on their way: that's us.


FROM: sak74(The real sak
DATE: Thu Jan 15 11:32:56 PST 1998
That last post from me was not from me. Patrick layoff you c--k gazer


FROM: sak
DATE: Thu Jan 15 11:31:58 PST 1998
I'm back, this place moves quick


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Jan 15 11:30:19 PST 1998
It was either that lyric or "The line between us is so thin I might as well be you." I really wanted our wedding march to be "La la love you" by the Pixies but Ken wouldn't have it.


FROM: Hmm, how very very interesting
DATE: Thu Jan 15 11:29:28 PST 1998
I thought you were psycho-fanatically opposed to cut and pastes, oh nameless wonder-bunny!


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Jan 15 11:28:33 PST 1998
Hello everyone..I missed out on the conversation an archive ago, but here's my two cents anyway. When I got married a few years ago, my wedding invitation said "Somewhere in the autumn sky/ Cross my heart and swear to die/ I chose you." However inappropriate the rest of that song was, I thought that was sweet. (Of course, I then went ahead a misspelled 'marriage')


FROM: Latin Lesson/Key West Promenade
DATE: Thu Jan 15 11:26:56 PST 1998
Re: Heruka general delivery: Please see "Imposter", today's latin vocabulary word. Thank you.