FROM: The Swede-O-Phile
DATE: Fri Jan 9 09:13:47 PST 1998
Seventh Seal, Persona, Cries and Whispers, Sawdust & Tinsel, Smiles of a Summers Night, and the aforementioned Wild Strawberries are all fine films. Seventh Seal is a top-ten all-timer. In fact, a video rental store that has a foreign film section but fails to stock Seventh Seal should be boarded up, burned down, and the site avoided by god-fearing people.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 9 09:12:35 PST 1998
I'm having way too much fun today. I'd like to hear Beautiful Girl right now. That or Beautiful Queen.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 9 09:10:41 PST 1998
Hello again. Ingmar Bergman? Wild Strawberries. Never seen it but I like wild strawberries. Ouch, headache. Nurofen.
FROM: X-Gen Mentality
DATE: Fri Jan 9 09:08:02 PST 1998
Re: Fav Ingmar Bergman films: His films are lame, but the video games are cool!
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 9 09:06:53 PST 1998
HehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHehHeh
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 9 09:03:34 PST 1998
oh sure, says you, cushca. heh.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 9 09:02:38 PST 1998
He's going to break soon. I can tell. Caller ID sucks. Most of the time all you get is "out of area" anyhow. You can alwasy change your number later if it gets abused.
FROM: heading to the feed bag
DATE: Fri Jan 9 09:00:43 PST 1998
Oh well, french fried 'shrooms I guess. Sorry Myk, Charles Shulz is not an artist.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 9 08:59:51 PST 1998
Too much thought went into that. Really.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 9 08:55:57 PST 1998
hello again. just wasting space. heh heh. i can never remember artist's names, so when people ask me what artists i like, i can think of their work but not a name. oh well.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 9 08:54:10 PST 1998
Nice try CW.
FROM: It's almost lunchtime in the America's(for me anyway)
DATE: Fri Jan 9 08:47:52 PST 1998
Hmm, what's for lunch? Any suggestions? I need to get caller I.D. first.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 9 08:37:31 PST 1998
Post your phone number you wussy.
FROM: Vegging at work
DATE: Fri Jan 9 08:36:26 PST 1998
Cushca-Cushca-Cushca frustration, I can only take this so far. This board only allows a minimal of contact. I am one likes to take things to the edge. I can't do that here, and you're unwilling to give me your email address. Which would allow it to be taken a step or two further.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 9 08:29:52 PST 1998
We've been told to cut down on the Hotmail stuff by our website manager. He's none too keen on it apparently. So there you go. Limited messages a-go-go.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 9 08:29:52 PST 1998
We've been told to cut down on the Hotmail stuff by our website manager. He's none too keen on it apparently. So there you go. Limited messages a-go-go.
FROM: Lost Soul
DATE: Fri Jan 9 08:28:01 PST 1998
Does anyone have a favourite Ingmar Bergman flick? WOW, CW'S right! Sleepy never did answer me on that email question.:-(
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 9 08:27:39 PST 1998
Then why test my patience, badger boy???
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 9 08:25:13 PST 1998
Wouldn't it be funny if there were several "cliques" on this board who simply ignored each other and talked only amoungst themselves?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 9 08:23:53 PST 1998
Here's a stupid observation. Since this board has unlimited space, it is impossible to monopolize it or even waste it.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 9 08:22:20 PST 1998
I love you.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 9 08:19:12 PST 1998
Thanks for the therapy session git.
FROM: Feeling animus
DATE: Fri Jan 9 08:16:31 PST 1998
You're wasting space, not only on this board but also in real life.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 9 08:15:42 PST 1998
Oh nothing. No point.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 9 08:14:16 PST 1998
Your point being.......
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 9 08:08:36 PST 1998
Forgive me, but aren't you two sitting right next to each other?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 9 08:07:09 PST 1998
Really; how interesting. I like Magritte. I like Ma-gravel as well. (thank f--k I got it right this time.) Boom boom
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 9 08:05:48 PST 1998
Um, Robyn Hitchc--k paints a nice picture....
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 9 08:03:47 PST 1998
Sleepy, what artists do you like?
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 9 07:55:27 PST 1998
I wouldn't be me-if she wasn't her...
FROM: The Abandoned Heruka
DATE: Fri Jan 9 07:44:42 PST 1998
I am happy to announce I have no real vices! I only do that for medical purposes I'll have you know!!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 9 07:29:53 PST 1998
Brain - that happened to you too? I thought I was the only one. I don't feel so alone any more.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 9 07:26:57 PST 1998
Yep, me too when I get the chance. Just one of many vices.
FROM: The Abandoned Brain
DATE: Fri Jan 9 07:26:54 PST 1998
While eating dried figs, I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. Putting the bowl down, I (with the help of myself) pulled myself up of the chair that had trapped me in it's soft and relaxing grip. Upon arriving at the spot where I believed the movement had originated from, a strange leaf that I had no knowledge of was lying there. Reaching down I grabbed at the stem of the leaf, noting it was still wet with the milk that had not long before fed it with lifegiving nutrients. As I lifted the leaf from where it had lay, I was shocked to see myself looking up at me from under the leaf. A miniturized reproduction of myself, but non-theless me. Hmm. I'm stuck, oh well.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 9 07:20:52 PST 1998
Decoy smokes like a chimney.
FROM: The Abandoned Brain
DATE: Fri Jan 9 07:10:31 PST 1998
How is the angel known as Cushca today? IT'S FRIDAY!!!!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 9 07:09:19 PST 1998
Cushca - I'll smoke on special occassions.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 9 07:07:26 PST 1998
I'm still here. Sleepy is in a meeting.
FROM: The Abandoned Brain
DATE: Fri Jan 9 07:03:45 PST 1998
Abandoned again.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 9 07:01:35 PST 1998
?
FROM: The Abandoned Brain
DATE: Fri Jan 9 06:59:15 PST 1998
Sleepy- did you receive any email in your hotmail account.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 9 06:54:16 PST 1998
I didn't know you smoked, oh great Mr Wax.
FROM: The Abandoned Brain
DATE: Fri Jan 9 06:53:30 PST 1998
...She's my bright fresh flower and I hold her tight-tenderly as if I held her spine-everytime I feel myself I'm older....
FROM: The Abandoned Brain
DATE: Fri Jan 9 06:50:28 PST 1998
......I say goodnight-sweet child of mine....
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 9 06:48:45 PST 1998
I think I need one too.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 9 06:46:37 PST 1998
Can I have a cigarette please, Cushca?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 9 06:45:49 PST 1998
Phew! Just got back from the stationery cupboard. For a tired person, she's really got some get up and go.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 9 06:30:26 PST 1998
Oh joy. They're getting kinky again.
FROM: Princess Ugly Chops
DATE: Fri Jan 9 06:29:35 PST 1998
Hey; sounds fun, Master.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 9 06:26:16 PST 1998
If I get a power magnet, I can drag Cushca around the office against her will.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 9 06:24:56 PST 1998
Hurrah! I return from lunch complete with charming, silver hair adornment. It's gorgeous. I shall love it until it's short life ends when it will no doubt get trampled in a club toilet. Or something.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 9 06:18:31 PST 1998
Sleepy is sleepy. Thus her charming moniker.
FROM: The Abandoned Brain
DATE: Fri Jan 9 06:12:05 PST 1998
Aah work uneventful, after yesterdays lifeshortening chaotic mess. It's a much needed change of pace.:-)
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 9 06:08:10 PST 1998
Bye Myk.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 9 06:07:44 PST 1998
Hello. I need coffee.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 9 06:07:19 PST 1998
oh, there she is. too bad i gotta split. return in 3 hours.. boo.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 9 06:06:33 PST 1998
HA! I knew that would work.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 9 06:03:01 PST 1998
Where oh where are Sleepy and Cushca?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 9 05:58:17 PST 1998
Hi. I'm so tired. Waagh.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 9 05:57:35 PST 1998
Stealing all the blue away.
FROM: One Long Pair of Eyes
DATE: Fri Jan 9 05:54:56 PST 1998
Stop talking about me.
FROM: The Abandoned Brain
DATE: Fri Jan 9 05:52:13 PST 1998
...she suffs you out like silk-and pours you out like milk-but just before the dawn appears-stealing away???-just before your perspective change-isn't it strange........
FROM: The Abandoned Brain
DATE: Fri Jan 9 05:35:03 PST 1998
There's a certain thing that I learned from Jim-That he's always make sure that I understand-and that is that there's a certain way we all must swim-if we expect to live off the fat of the land.....
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 9 05:32:32 PST 1998
good call, wax! so when do you train him on using the message board? heh.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 9 05:21:42 PST 1998
Hello eveybody. How's it going? It's Friday I think. Yes. It's Friday. I've given my trainee a book to read. War and Peace. Bah ha ha ha.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Jan 9 05:16:36 PST 1998
hello and good morning!
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 9 04:56:35 PST 1998
Ooh!
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Fri Jan 9 03:42:16 PST 1998
Morning Cushca, just took a test at the Ocean Blue site. Hope I passed, I could win goodies! Gotta go!! Until later.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 9 03:34:39 PST 1998
Hello there.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 9 03:01:03 PST 1998
!
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Thu Jan 8 21:51:41 PST 1998
Oneness has arrived when there are no words left to explain. There is
only the experience.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 8 21:14:36 PST 1998
seemed?........spell moron, m-o-r-o-n, moron...
FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 8 21:07:35 PST 1998
Of course you're missed rOb, Queenie hasn't been around much lately either.
FROM: rOb.
<sung to the tune of "What's so Funny Bout Peace Love and Understanding">
DATE: Thu Jan 8 21:04:12 PST 1998
When I look through/all WB's boards/I notice ours is the best laid out...What's so funny bout Robyn's Message Board.......................................................................................oh, p--s on it all. I'm off to bed. Night, guys (AND gals, lest I forget).
FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 8 21:03:02 PST 1998
KCRW seemed to have hidden Robyn, perhaps for the future archive 4. I didn't even watch all of it. They have an awesome video of Luna though.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Thu Jan 8 20:57:19 PST 1998
Especially you, Queenie.
"When you're near me I have difficulty respirating..."
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Thu Jan 8 20:56:22 PST 1998
Damn.....I just gotta start signing on sooner. I miss you guys!
FROM: rOb
<the comma hungry fool!>
DATE: Thu Jan 8 20:42:52 PST 1998
sorry about all them there commas.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Thu Jan 8 20:41:05 PST 1998
Well, hello, all. I apologize about my prolonged absence, although I'm not sure many (if any) missed me.
It's alright with me, though, as great things are afoot amongst the MFB camp (now with the addition of a new member). The world trembles......
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Thu Jan 8 20:33:27 PST 1998
Yep' it is.
FROM: The Abandoned Brain
DATE: Thu Jan 8 20:32:52 PST 1998
Hmm, awful quiet tonite.
FROM: Vic Flange
DATE: Thu Jan 8 20:16:51 PST 1998
Try the Jeff Foxworthy board, you might be a red neck , or just an arsehole.
FROM: Deadboy
<imdeadboy@hotmail.com>
DATE: Thu Jan 8 19:06:23 PST 1998
Does anyone ever talk about Robyn here? All I see is a---holish conversations.
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Thu Jan 8 19:05:06 PST 1998
Lucky numbers for Friday..45~22~12~7~27~18....
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Thu Jan 8 19:00:44 PST 1998
Easy there Ringo,..they may just be joking with you.
FROM: Vic Flange
DATE: Thu Jan 8 18:59:23 PST 1998
Get a freaking great big stick and beat the living crap out of the voodoo jerks with it.
Why stick pins in dolls when you can smash someone over the head with a
freaking big stick?
FROM: too much gas
DATE: Thu Jan 8 18:54:38 PST 1998
I have recently had something of a run-in with some
voodoo practitioners down the block from me. Should I take up some
form of magic to protect myself?
FROM: man without a name
DATE: Thu Jan 8 18:51:38 PST 1998
I'm not your pal, buddy.
FROM: Magical Angel Creamy Mami
DATE: Thu Jan 8 18:46:19 PST 1998
Listen, The deceleration measurement depends on the remarkable predictability
of a kind of supernova called "Type Ia," whose explosions are triggered
when a dying white dwarf star pulls too much gas off a neighboring red
giant, igniting a thermonuclear explosion that rips the white dwarf apart, Pal.
FROM: Horoscope continued
DATE: Thu Jan 8 16:43:10 PST 1998
Some of the greatest mysteries may be who is posting anonymously, who is L and who takes others' names and posts as them? You may have to wait until February to find out. Please enjoy the rest of the magazine, especially our great new feature on men, woman and love (a new topic) and don't worry about it.
FROM: January horoscope for Robyn Hitchock
DATE: Thu Jan 8 16:39:00 PST 1998
You sometimes find it difficult to say what you really want to say - especially to the people closest to you. However, with your perceptive and intuitive ruler, Neptune, moving you towards some kind of new beginning when it enters one of the most sensitive angles of your chart this month, you are advised to come clean and speak your mind. This important transit will also enable you to see far beyond your normal horizons and help you to unravel some of the mysteries which surround you.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 8 15:38:03 PST 1998
have a nice trip. I love you.
FROM: Elvis
DATE: Thu Jan 8 13:08:37 PST 1998
Stop! I'm a Federal Officer . . .
FROM: King of Peanuts
DATE: Thu Jan 8 13:00:05 PST 1998
Das Vulture Ans Das Nutter-Wain
Das Vulture Ans Das Nutter-Wain
La la la la la la
FROM: Chef Sticky Thing
DATE: Thu Jan 8 12:34:59 PST 1998
On the menu tonight, in honor of the King: Peanut Butter and Bacon Hoagie. To prepare: Fry one pound of bacon; set aside on paper towel. Slice a whole loaf of french bread lengthwise. Apply peanut butter liberally to both halves of loaf, lay on bacon thick, and serve immediately.
FROM: Happy Birthday, Elvis!
DATE: Thu Jan 8 12:16:38 PST 1998
FROM: Chewing Wax
<chewingwax@hotmail.com>
DATE: Thu Jan 8 12:16:23 PST 1998
Hello Myk. I'm going to leave soon I think. I did get a hotmail account and kept my old one. The old one is better for me. But enough about e-mail. If my brother misses RH this time around I'm going to be really angry with him.
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Thu Jan 8 12:16:14 PST 1998
Before I'm gone for the day, I just hope Cushca doesn't really think that was me earlier. Ooh, school tonite.
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Thu Jan 8 12:14:49 PST 1998
15 minutes and counting!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 12:08:36 PST 1998
hi wax, decoy and queenie. see ya later, heruka. sorry i've been gone. had to move offices. ugh.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 8 11:57:13 PST 1998
What's going on in Portland? Plenty of moisture?
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Thu Jan 8 11:37:57 PST 1998
Hello Queenie!! I'm off, gotta get back to work.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Jan 8 11:33:52 PST 1998
Morning, CW
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Jan 8 11:33:34 PST 1998
Just lots and lots of coffee..
FROM: Corner Thug
DATE: Thu Jan 8 11:31:53 PSTT 1998
...I just can't drink no more, cause it don't douse the flames...
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 8 11:29:40 PST 1998
Ah. Now I'm feeling all sorts of pity for the brain. Gosh.
FROM: The Abandoned Brain
DATE: Thu Jan 8 11:21:26 PST 1998
Well, there is a reason I was abandoned. For a brain, I'm not of any use at all. I think I need more fish. Oh well, I dead!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 8 11:16:44 PST 1998
Yeh well - felch you Brain. You come begging for work and then get all superior? It's brains like you what cause unrest.
FROM: The Abandoned Brain
DATE: Thu Jan 8 11:15:24 PST 1998
No thank you, I do not want to go rooting through your closets. I can just imagine all the skeletons in there. Farm animal skeletons that is. ha ha ha ..........er bad joke I know!
FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 8 11:11:54 PST 1998
felcher....just a test
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 8 11:10:53 PST 1998
Dear abandoned. You could come clean out my closet for starters. And clear out the brambles in the back yard. Dog keeps coming in all tore up.
FROM: The Abandoned Brain
DATE: Thu Jan 8 11:08:09 PST 1998
**Will Work For Oxygen**
FROM: Felcher Bob
DATE: Thu Jan 8 11:05:32 PST 1998
Whoop whoop that's some good felching.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 8 11:03:29 PST 1998
Strangely, you are the only person who didn't understand that instantly.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 8 11:02:15 PST 1998
Yes. I was being ironic. Or sarcastic. I get them confused.
FROM: Director Decoy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 11:00:11 PST 1998
You should know better than to say anything like this. (Knowing the author, now I understand it to be tounge in cheek.) FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:09:10 PST 1998
What in the world does any of this have to do with the music and teachings of Robyn Hitchock?
FROM: Heruka
<I'm 0% in my posts>
DATE: Thu Jan 8 11:00:02 PST 1998
Porter not port, though I still like port better.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:58:37 PST 1998
Jules - since when has not being allowed to have beer at the theatre stopped you?
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:58:32 PST 1998
Ooh, port. WoW, this gets better all the time. COLOR
FROM: Jules Verne
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:56:24 PST 1998
yes! a new movie in early autumn may be our last chance. will they allow small flasks or pints of porter into the theatres, so as to approximate the imbibement requirements of the usual gig?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:54:56 PST 1998
Heruka - in America we spell it color.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:54:10 PST 1998
ER...scratch that scent word.
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:53:00 PST 1998
September aah, the scent of incredible coloured leaves, the cool nights. Perfect time for a Hitchc--k movie.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:52:59 PST 1998
Decoy, what the hell are you talking about?
FROM: Dear Dottie
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:52:33 PST 1998
Weird: I just checked the release theories about the film and Jewels, and Jewels will be out after the film. Then the weird part: I followed the link from the first mention of storefront hitchc--k by name, and it took me here: http://us.imdb.com/cache/title-exact/110839 ... it's a film credit for "A Small Killing," a made-for-tv movie from 1981 starring Ed "Hairy Back" Asner. What gives?
FROM: Director Decoy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:51:18 PST 1998
Jules, apologies - theres was some gobbledeegook in my browser - this board may reaching critical mass. It erroneously a--ociated your name with a very stupid comment. Never mind. Again, sorry. Ironically, it was Chewing Wax's comment from earlier.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:50:43 PST 1998
Last I heard, Storefront pushed back for a September release. Now Jewels might come out first.
FROM: Jules Verne
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:50:31 PST 1998
Thank you. What's the latest release date theory regarding Storefront Hitchc--k. Will it be out before Jewels for Sophia?
FROM: Jules Verne
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:48:32 PST 1998
Thank you. What's the latest release date theory regarding Storefront Hitchc--k. Will it be out before Jewels for Sophia?
FROM: Director Decoy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:48:02 PST 1998
Jules, what are you; new?
FROM: **** WORD SMITH ****
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:44:46 PST 1998
alot is not a word. A Lot. Learn it. Know it. Live it.
FROM: Jules Verne
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:44:42 PST 1998
Thank you. What's the latest release date theory regarding Storefront Hitchc--k. Will it be out before Jewels for Sophia?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:43:24 PST 1998
So it would be f--lcher. I guess.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:41:49 PST 1998
Well. Let's see. f--ker. I forgive you. And Cushca started it anyhow.
FROM: WEBMASTER
<webmaster@wbr.com>
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:39:59 PST 1998
f**lcher or f*****r?
FROM: Charlemagne
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:39:08 PST 1998
Re: "...how much should i practice?" I would say you should practice alot.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:37:54 PST 1998
(CW: I just got here. I am not a bad boy, really. Only trying to point out that one of you was not who you say you were. Sorry I called you bad name. But actually you were calling names too. Please forgive me.)
FROM: King Hank IV
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:36:06 PST 1998
Anon! Anon! Ah, these bedraggled stains of tyranny and waste....give me life, give me LIFE, GIVE ME A NEW ROBYN HITCHC.OCK ALBUM!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:35:07 PST 1998
No I'm not. You are. And yes, please make felcher read f**lcher.
FROM: WEBMASTER
<webmaster@wbr.com>
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:33:48 PST 1998
Should I add "felcher" to the list of no-no words, children?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:33:19 PST 1998
I have to go. Make sure to tell Heruka that I'm hopelessly in love with him and that I dream sweet thoughts of him day and night.xoxo
FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:32:33 PST 1998
(Oh, sorry, YOUR the nameless Stupid D.ickhead.)
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:30:00 PST 1998
I've absolutely no idea what you are talking about.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:29:43 PST 1998
(Chewing Wax: That's not Cuscha. It's the nameless one whom some have called Stupid D.ickhead)
FROM: Dear Dottie
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:28:47 PST 1998
Anybody know about the other Robyn? The girl?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:23:36 PST 1998
Who me?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:21:55 PST 1998
Ooooooohhh. Aren't we the bitter, angsty one. Didn't you work that out of your system at the hospital?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:20:53 PST 1998
Cushca is gone. You felcher.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:20:41 PST 1998
Ok professor WORD SMITH. A lot. A lot A lot. A lot. A lot. How much should I practice?
FROM: Dorrie
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:20:00 PST 1998
What is a felcher?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:18:04 PST 1998
Exactly, you felcher.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:17:28 PST 1998
I wish that person who's posting with my name would leave. How could I wash my hair if I was BALD?
FROM: **** WORD SMITH ****
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:14:29 PST 1998
alot is not a word. A Lot. Learn it. Know it. Live it.
FROM: Dorrie
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:13:31 PST 1998
What's cack?
FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:13:29 PST 1998
If I was lying beside you I would feel alot better. But, then you might get sick. I guess it's not such a good idea.
FROM: Cuscha
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:12:47 PST 1998
I am really going now and anyone who says I'm still here or posts as me will be thrown in a hugemungous big pit of cack. And that's not nice. I'm going now, BYE.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:10:54 PST 1998
Who me?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:10:12 PST 1998
Maybe a part-time college course or a book club, or a dinner club. Anything; just get out and meet some friends.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:09:10 PST 1998
What in the world does any of this have to do with the music and teachings of Robyn Hitchock?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:08:55 PST 1998
I haven't mentioned this in previous postings, but I'm bald.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:08:42 PST 1998
The Tylenol is wearing off. I hope this goes away soon. I don't have time to be sick.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:05:17 PST 1998
I can only stay a little longer. I have to wash my hair and take a bath. I have to be somewhere by 11:30. And, my hair takes forever to dry.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 8 10:00:44 PST 1998
Myk- I'm gone. I can't be arsed dealing with this today. I'll speak to you later. Have a good one.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 8 09:59:34 PST 1998
Myk: You and I may be friends, but, it stops there! I'm in love.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 09:56:37 PST 1998
thanks, cushca. yeah, he's a pain. oh well, someone in his real life will likely take him from us: he'll be killed for being annoying, i have no doubt.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 8 09:52:41 PST 1998
Heruka: You're not really gone, are you?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 8 09:51:35 PST 1998
You're a good boy Myk. I haven't posted since the message to Heruka badger boy. I grow weary of this constant deciphering.
FROM: Paul Smernicki
<paul_smernicki@bmg.co.uk>
DATE: Thu Jan 8 09:48:44 PST 1998
RH provided a bit of the soundtrack to my life a few years ago, and connects to many brilliant memories. I've hot some great autographed stuff from the only gig Ive see, supporting Billy Brag for Perspex Island.
FROM: Paul Smernicki
DATE: Thu Jan 8 09:46:51 PST 1998
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 09:46:21 PST 1998
see ya later, sleepygirl. cushca and i are friends, and she wouldn't turn me away. cut your annoying games, you anonymous loser.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 8 09:45:24 PST 1998
Goodbye, Sleepy.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 8 09:43:57 PST 1998
Heruka: I really am the real Cushca, and, I can prove it! And Myk if you need a guide to figure out this board maybe you should visit another website.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 09:41:46 PST 1998
"There's something strange going on tonight. There's something going on that's not quite right"... I'm going off to listen to some sublime pop music. It's raining, it's cold and I don't care. Goodbye for today. Take care all.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 8 09:38:29 PST 1998
You are too fun. You make me laugh.
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Thu Jan 8 09:37:33 PST 1998
Anon. you aren't discussing Robyn.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 09:35:39 PST 1998
sometimes i believe i need a guide to fully figure out this board.
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Thu Jan 8 09:35:02 PST 1998
You're not really Cushca, are you? I'm gone then, Voltaic you can play your stupid games by yourself.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 8 09:34:46 PST 1998
That wasn't Cushca either. This is plain sad.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 8 09:33:42 PST 1998
You must be freezing with that kind of weather. Make sure you dress warm and don't forget to wear your long underwear at all times.
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Thu Jan 8 09:33:22 PST 1998
I'm working through lunch, so I suppose I really should be working. Shouldn't I?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 8 09:32:20 PST 1998
Heruka - it looks like it's just me, you and the multiple personalities in your head. I think I'll leave you to it. I think you are, in no uncertain terms, a few sandwiches short of a picnic matey.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 8 09:30:04 PST 1998
Heruka: I know it's not you. But, when are you leaving?
FROM: Cuscha
DATE: Thu Jan 8 09:27:27 PST 1998
At least one person here knows that I am the real Cushca. He's sweet and sexy.
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Thu Jan 8 09:23:46 PST 1998
Ignore that last post, as it made no sense at all. I'm not the one posting under the sweetiepie's Cushca's name.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 8 09:23:31 PST 1998
Stop arguing with me. Everyone knows that I am the real Cushca and you are the retarded throwback. Go away!
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Thu Jan 8 09:22:11 PST 1998
No way Myk, I love my job. But it's still a learning experience still for me. It pays ok too.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 09:20:58 PST 1998
yeah, i kinda figured which ones were really you, cushcagirl.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 09:19:28 PST 1998
hmmmm...
FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 8 09:18:55 PST 1998
Liarsville? good one.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 8 09:18:40 PST 1998
Please stop sending messages in my name you retarded throwback, whoever you are.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 09:18:11 PST 1998
aw, c'mon... unless someone was hurt by it, it can't be that bad. if you did it for a good reason, then that's ok. now would be a good time to check mail.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 8 09:17:11 PST 1998
Myk: I would only do bad things with you. ( I don't think you could really call it "bad" though.)
FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 8 09:13:30 PST 1998
You must be gone.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 8 09:13:00 PST 1998
I'm sorry to tell you my dear, but that wasn't me. At the time that was being written I was lamenting my sad demise into Liarsville with Sleepy. Remember kids; it's not big and it's certainly not clever.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 09:10:52 PST 1998
missed you by 4 seconds, my sweet. i know you could never do anything bad. well, not terrible, anyway! heh heh.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 09:09:49 PST 1998
whatever, pal. no viruses here. Heruka: consider new pastures! a new job! this is a worker's market right now! unemployment at less than 4.9%! yeah!
FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 8 09:09:45 PST 1998
and I didn't do anything bad with Sleepy. I'm a good girl.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 8 09:07:44 PST 1998
I'm here. (barely)
FROM: Brown Thomas
<hetrosexual@aol.com>
DATE: Thu Jan 8 08:37:14 PST 1998
Flame me, PLEASE!! Hell send me a virus!
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Thu Jan 8 08:32:13 PST 1998
No, I'm becoming very frustrated here at work.**ACK**...Like I need this aggravation in my life.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 08:29:02 PST 1998
deception is ok. heh.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 08:20:31 PST 1998
Was that supposed to be a = sign?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 08:19:44 PST 1998
To try to a--uage our guilt, Heruka. I was actually explaining Cushca's absence to you. We're trying to make peace with ourselves. It's a work-related thing anyway. Deception was involved.
FROM: Redeneck #1
DATE: Thu Jan 8 08:19:05 PST 1998
Hell-England, like there's a difference!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 08:17:09 PST 1998
please tell!
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 8 08:16:31 PST 1998
BadgirlsBadgirlsBadgirlsBadgirlsBadgirlsBadgirlsBadgirlsBadgirlsBadgirlsBadgirlsBadgirlsBadgirlsBadgirlsBadgirlsBadgirlsBadgirlsBadgirlsBadgirlsBadgirlsBadgirlsBadgirlsBadgirlsBadgirlsBadgirlsBadgirlsBadgirlsBadgirlsBadgirlsBadgirlsBadgirlsBadgirlsBadgirlsBadgirlsWe going to go to hell.
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Thu Jan 8 08:15:49 PST 1998
If you cannot tell, why the hell did you bring it up!!!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 08:12:45 PST 1998
Cushca and I have done something bad to which we cannot confess.
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Thu Jan 8 08:08:13 PST 1998
.....busy, busy, busy..... I don't know, I'm still unfamiliar with alot of his material. Cushca you're awful quiet.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 8 07:59:25 PST 1998
I keep coming back to the question, what is "How Doy You Work This Thing?" about?
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Thu Jan 8 07:55:07 PST 1998
But aah, that's the beauty of it all. Lyrics (written metaphorically) mean different things to different people, but no-one is right and no-one is wrong.
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Thu Jan 8 07:52:46 PST 1998
presonAl-I've got my mind on other things.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 8 07:51:13 PST 1998
Heruka - All I know about Robyn's lyrics are that I like them. Except, strangely, for Linctus House, which I can't listen to.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 8 07:48:32 PST 1998
Heruka - I think it's very presumptious of you to speak on behalf of a Personnel Department. Are you a self-appointed spokesman? Are you qualified to do this? I demand to see certificates.
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Thu Jan 8 07:45:30 PST 1998
(personnel opinion) I've felt that Robyns lyrics were metaphorical, either that or he is just a goofball. Lets be real, Eaten by her own dinner, is a stupid song taken on plane level.
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FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 8 07:37:39 PST 1998
Ah yes.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 07:36:13 PST 1998
"When I Was Dead". I could just about remember it.
FROM: Heruka
<Kilbey ROCKS!!>
DATE: Thu Jan 8 07:35:58 PST 1998
Cushca-Cushca-Cushca
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 8 07:35:02 PST 1998
Two seconds. How about that lyric?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 8 07:34:30 PST 1998
And you're just the one to kick it doll face.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 07:34:28 PST 1998
My guess is that you're the one who's going to do that Cushca.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 8 07:32:59 PST 1998
God, this board really needs a kick up the arse.
FROM: Like A Ghost
DATE: Thu Jan 8 07:31:38 PST 1998
At the Place Pagal I'm sitting in a chair-
Waiting for some service, taking in the air-
My life spins past-
As I'm thinking of you-
The waitress comes up I look her in the face-
Say "Bring me something fit for the human race"-
She doesn't hear a word-
She looks right through-
Like a ghost (take a look before I melt away)-
Like a ghost (take a look before I melt away)-
Twelve o'clock when the wine runs out-
Go out on the balcony, hear someone shout-
I look below
Is that my body on the street-
Check the mirror, nobody home-
I can't find a razor, can't find a comb-
We've got to have a talk
'Cause you're dressed in a sheet-
Well I really start to worry when I stand in the queue-
It's starting to pour and I don't know what to do-
Funny thing is-
That I don't get wet-
I hail a cab but he sails out of sight-
What's my name, what's my age, what am I doing in this night-
These questions and answers-
I try but I forget-
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 8 07:25:48 PST 1998
The second lyric isn't from I Am Not Me is it?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 07:14:36 PST 1998
Whoop!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 8 07:14:11 PST 1998
I can't think. Someones walked in and WON"T SHUT UP!. Oh, the extra clue gives me Brenda's Iron Sledge. Yeh.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 07:13:48 PST 1998
Apparently the world and her husband are going to the gig tonight. It's going to be a squash. Miniature venue. Come on Myk - get on that plane!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 07:08:05 PST 1998
no, sleepy, not stopping by for the show. just curious if you're heading out early tonite. the lyrics are beyond me. i simply don't know.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 07:04:52 PST 1998
How about this one?:- "And the Devil asked me to supper, he said "Careful with the spoons".
And God said "Oh ignore him. I've got all your albums."
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 06:57:46 PST 1998
I'll need to ask my friend, Myk. Why? Are you thinking of attending?! Here's a bit more of the lyric: "our fingers freeze, our hair falls out, our hair falls out."
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 06:55:04 PST 1998
a brain was abandoned? yuk. sleepy, what time does the montrose show start tonite?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 8 06:53:38 PST 1998
Poor little Julian. I've no idea about your lyric Sleepy. None. Alas. And upon further review, it is raining out here. A very fine mysty sort of prickly rain.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 06:34:06 PST 1998
Of course you're wanted.
FROM: The Abandoned Brain
DATE: Thu Jan 8 06:30:33 PST 1998
I'm leaving, I know when I'm not wanted!
FROM: The Abandoned Brain
DATE: Thu Jan 8 06:28:07 PST 1998
Hmm.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 06:23:47 PST 1998
sorry, that was me. giggle.
FROM: Julian T. Umbrella
DATE: Thu Jan 8 06:23:05 PST 1998
I don't believe I'll ever forgive her for abandoning me. Life goes on, and I'm better now.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 06:15:38 PST 1998
When I was 15, I had an umbrella called Julian. I left him on a train. I don't think anyone's life has been enriched by that snippet of information, so I'll offer up a lyric: "The grasshoppers curl up and burst..."
FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 8 06:12:35 PST 1998
hehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehheh Cushca-Cushca-Cushca hehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehheh
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 06:10:37 PST 1998
yeah, decoy, fleeting moments! heh heh.
FROM: Director Decoy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 06:08:43 PST 1998
Myk, missed you by seconds looked like.
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Thu Jan 8 06:07:49 PST 1998
**YAWN**
FROM: Director Decoy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 06:07:38 PST 1998
It makes for the amazing disposable umbrella market that exists in England. You can actually purchase umbrellas for a few pence and just leave it somewhere when it stops raining. Here, we pay much more and have to remember our umbrellas - which we don't do because it doesn't rain that much - as they represent a significant investment in fasion accessorizing.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 06:06:29 PST 1998
having seen zeus, i understand your rationale to punish him for leaping at your throat like an enraged antelope! (i'm not sure if antelopes leap at throats, but they certainly leap.) sorry i missed you on the board last night, decoy. i went to sleep early. so nice it was.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 8 06:04:26 PST 1998
SWSMSSWSF 1900biteme
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 06:04:20 PST 1998
Yes. We thrive on rain here, nay, DEMAND it. We do little raindances if we can't complain about the wet weather.
FROM: Director Decoy
<splash splash>
DATE: Thu Jan 8 06:03:06 PST 1998
Quick, everyone to the Adam Sandler board! Hi Sleeps, yes it is wet. I can't believe it stopped in Buffalo, though. I suppose its a given in England.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 8 06:02:58 PST 1998
New in town-busty, leggy model. Call 0800 FOXY BIRD
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Thu Jan 8 06:02:16 PST 1998
Decoy-ditto here in Cleveland!!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 06:00:10 PST 1998
Hello Decoy. Rain, rain, rain. It's everywhere.
FROM: In Hiding
DATE: Thu Jan 8 05:59:39 PST 1998
Ooh, I really p--sed somebody over at the rem board off, need refuge.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 05:58:11 PST 1998
Zeus-baiting - that's just cruel! Dogs get together during the week to discuss master punishments - I do hope you're aware of that. I hear you're top of the agenda. Next door's cat tried to get into my house again other day. I had to run up and down the driveway to distract him. I'm sure people were looking out of their windows thinking "What IS that girl doing?" I saw curtains flickering out of the corner of my eye.
FROM: Director Decoy
<soggytown>
DATE: Thu Jan 8 05:58:09 PST 1998
80 miles to the east of CW it continues to rain. Fire departments pumping out cellars, cops closing the washed out roads; it looks grim at this point. They say it will freeze soon and then we'll experience the worst of it. I'll try to bring you all the information - well, as long as the lines stay up. God bless us all.
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Thu Jan 8 05:55:43 PST 1998
Hmm, nothing of interest here. Is it just me, or is Vegetable Friend a really soothing tune?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 8 05:54:09 PST 1998
Hey Myk - seems like it's been a while. It's stopped raining mostly. Freezing rain east of here. Zeus hasn't been let out of his cage yet this morning. We're getting him really p--sed off. He lept at my throat yesterday and woke up the whole neighborhood.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 05:39:14 PST 1998
where is my sweet cushca?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 05:35:43 PST 1998
heh heh wax. don't worry, it's even sillier than it sounds. how's life up north, pal? are blue and zeus having fun? is it raining everywhere?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 05:34:32 PST 1998
The Code involves mentioning a piece of fruit in an abstract and interesting way in a posting. Prizes for the most inventive use.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 05:33:23 PST 1998
Hi Morrissey. Julian Cope is playing again soon in London! Woo-hoo! I'll try to catch Robyn at one or two of the 12-Bar shows. The dates clash with my evening class (such a girlie swot, me).
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 8 05:32:16 PST 1998
Really now. Myk and Sleepy sending secret codes? I feel so excluded.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 05:30:14 PST 1998
hey, who told MTS the code? damn, now everyone knows! oh, the shame... oh, the ignominy. (it's just fun to type "ignominy".)
FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Thu Jan 8 05:18:41 PST 1998
I understand the secret code, Myk!! Apple obviously stands for hard CORE pornography. Enjoy, my friend!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 8 05:16:02 PST 1998
i'm currently enjoying an apple [secret code inserted here for sleepy] and trying to think of anything but sushi. was that good enough? heh.
FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Thu Jan 8 05:09:55 PST 1998
Hello all!!! Sleepy, you've made my day mentioning the classic JC Soul Desert. I must now burst into song. And I wanna know, wanna knowm wanna know what to be....Awww, yeah! I haven't been to a gig since the Fantastic Glenn Tilbrook at Dingwalls. What about you? Are you going to see Robyn at any of the 12 bar shows?
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Thu Jan 8 05:08:29 PST 1998
Blade Runner? Walking to work, wish I could. Ooh, floods in the area!