FROM: Sleepy and Cushca
DATE: Tue Jan 6 02:28:16 PST 1998
Just one more last thing Queenie: of course money will never be a measure of musical talent. Which is why the MTV awards and the World Music Awards (held in Monte Carlo - bleurgh) are such vile shagfests and which is also why Robyn and Andy Partridge are not living in tax exile in Switzerland.


FROM: Sleepy and Cushca
DATE: Tue Jan 6 02:04:45 PST 1998
One last thing Queenie:- The fact that the Spice Girls fail as a feminist concept is blatently obvious. It's not even worth mentioning.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Jan 6 01:53:39 PST 1998
Good morning. Woof. COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.


FROM: Cuscha
DATE: Tue Jan 6 01:52:51 PST 1998
Queenie, on the London Underground I believe that you would be carried up the escalator.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Jan 6 01:46:16 PST 1998
Yeah; what she said. Also, money has always been a good measure of success in my book. Bloody hell, now I'm turning into a fat-cat capitalist! Send me to the edge of the village! Dress me in rags and make me eat turnips!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Jan 6 01:45:03 PST 1998
Good morning, by the way.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Jan 6 01:44:44 PST 1998
I had an horrific nightmare about Sporty Spice last night. But that's neither here, nor there...


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Jan 6 01:43:17 PST 1998
Oh Queenie, Queenie, Queenie ... Goddammit... There's a thing in Britain called irony. We buy it wholesale. If I wanted to partake in a feminist discussion with you, I would. However, this is not the place to be doing such a thing, and the Spice Girls obviously do not touch the nerve in me that they do in you. By "original" music, I meant exactly that - songs which have not been recorded by anyone else before, unlike bands such as Take That, or Ant and Dec (?!) who make their living from looking pretty and churning out covers of old songs. At a party I went to the other day, the whole dance floor was filled with women and men dancing to the Spice Girls. They make good-time party music, no more no less. Cushca says she would swap places with one of them at the drop of a hat!


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Jan 6 01:01:40 PST 1998
Yeah, well my dad's bigger than yours. There's only one way to settle this; I just hope that you've baked your conker in vinegar. See you by the big oak tree mister.


FROM:
DATE: Tue Jan 6 00:03:50 PST 1998
Idiots: Just don't imagine how you'd feel if Robyn walked into THIS room while you're defending idiots. What you people don't realize, in reacting to the fact that some of us have met him, is that he is approachable and available...he is not a recluse, not a superstar, and not alientated from his fans. If you can't fathom that, you've got the wrong message board. The only reason one person mentioned meeting him was for that reason...no robyn is not likely to wander into this room, but does that mean you go on encouraging a--hole behavior, simply because there isn't anything better you've thought to do? GO AWAY JERKOFFS. If you aren't embarrassed by what passes for daily s--t on this board, you bloody well should be.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Jan 5 23:59:39 PST 1998
Hi rOb. So what I thought was some girl trying to be charming made some goofy remark about how Sweet (you) was so "sweet" but she didn't really mean it and it was just a lame line. But that was my interpretation. I just didn't get the spelling right. Hi, Myk...Forgive me for being so superior today, it's just part of my monthly cycle of moods. Today is bitch day. Tomorrow is cry at anything day.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 22:18:24 PST 1998
sleepy 'n cushca: your email server is rejecting my mail! tell your network administrator to quit smokin' weed behind the Unix servers and fix it! heh heh. why the hell am i up so late? ugh. rob's web browser has taken on a life of its own! heh. queenie nailed the truth, and took up a lot less text space than i did. big greetings to mooch!


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Jan 5 21:32:59 PST 1998
Dear God, what have I done? Sorry, I didn't really mean to do that.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Jan 5 21:31:21 PST 1998
Howdy, fellers. Thanks for liking the CD, Queenie. Just so you'll know though, it's 'Sweet and Suite was your bad pun." See, the mispelling of the word made it a bad.....oh, forget it. Thanks again, Queenie. I'm glad Sidney likes it, though I apologize for the course language on a few tracks...sorry, angry young man and all that, you know.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Jan 5 21:30:51 PST 1998
Howdy, fellers. Thanks for liking the CD, Queenie. Just so you'll know though, it's 'Sweet and Suite was your bad pun." See, the mispelling of the word made it a bad.....oh, forget it. Thanks again, Queenie. I'm glad Sidney likes it, though I apologize for the course language on a few tracks...sorry, angry young man and all that, you know.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Jan 5 21:30:33 PST 1998
Howdy, fellers. Thanks for liking the CD, Queenie. Just so you'll know though, it's 'Sweet and Suite was your bad pun." See, the mispelling of the word made it a bad.....oh, forget it. Thanks again, Queenie. I'm glad Sidney likes it, though I apologize for the course language on a few tracks...sorry, angry young man and all that, you know.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Jan 5 21:30:33 PST 1998
Howdy, fellers. Thanks for liking the CD, Queenie. Just so you'll know though, it's 'Sweet and Suite was your bad pun." See, the mispelling of the word made it a bad.....oh, forget it. Thanks again, Queenie. I'm glad Sidney likes it, though I apologize for the course language on a few tracks...sorry, angry young man and all that, you know.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Jan 5 21:29:57 PST 1998
Howdy, fellers. Thanks for liking the CD. Just so you'll know though, it's 'Sweet and Suite was your bad pun." See, the mispelling of the word made it a bad.....oh, forget it. Thanks again, Queenie. I'm glad Sidney likes it, though I apologize for the course language on a few tracks...sorry, angry young man and all that, you know.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Jan 5 21:29:56 PST 1998
Howdy, fellers. Thanks for liking the CD. Just so you'll know though, it's 'Sweet and Suite was your bad pun." See, the mispelling of the word made it a bad.....oh, forget it. Thanks again, Queenie. I'm glad Sidney likes it, though I apologize for the course language on a few tracks...sorry, angry young man and all that, you know.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Jan 5 21:29:18 PST 1998
Howdy, fellers. Thanks for liking the CD. Just so you'll know though, it's 'Sweet and Suite was your bad pun." See, the mispelling of the word made it a bad.....oh, forget it. Thanks again, Queenie. I'm glad Sidney likes it, though I apologize for the course language on a few tracks...sorry, angry young man and all that, you know.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Jan 5 21:29:04 PST 1998
Howdy, fellers. Thanks for liking the CD. Just so you'll know though, it's 'Sweet and Suite was your bad pun." See, the mispelling of the word made it a bad.....oh, forget it. Thanks again, Queenie. I'm glad Sidney likes it, though I apologize for the course language on a few tracks...sorry, angry young man, and all that, you know.


FROM: m
DATE: Mon Jan 5 21:21:08 PST 1998
Hello everyone,..My first post of the day..Queenie, Myk, C Wax(hows the cat?), Sleepy, Cushca, Orange, rOb, Heruka, JT , Chris, L, Alt, Enilorac, Decoy, Hooded,(the cast for Gilligans Island??) Strange scenes inside the whatever..see you later.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 19:31:27 PST 1998
Right on sister!!


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Jan 5 19:28:54 PST 1998
Plus, I would like to add that anyone who thinks that Robyn Hitchc--k gives a crap about them or this message board is seriously flattering themselves. I'm sure that's what he does all day; sits around thinking "Gee, I wonder what people are saying right now on a message board? I wonder if it's about me?." I mean, come on. Why must it be taken so seriously?? I must admit, when I came here I did find the territorial thing a little strange, but then I learned over time that there really IS only so much you can say about RH until new news comes along. We're just having fun and talking. What's the big deal? It's the Internet. It's an intangible chunk of space and time that no one can claim. It's like being possessive over a pocket of air. But I guess people are a--holes wherever you go.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Jan 5 19:22:01 PST 1998
Let's see. You said: "XTC, never really interesting" and I said "Do people really think that XTC was "never really interesting?"" So please explain...what about my post indicates to you that I missed the point? And if "Choosing to fixate on imagined condescension" really IS a fringe deviant's behavior, then I'd say that the fringe is more like the masses. Who's the fringe to the fringe??


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 18:15:10 PST 1998
secretly, i've always wanted to be a "fringe deviant". but that's just me. in all seriousness, RH fans are able to chat here, daytime or nighttime (depending on your geographic perspective), and that can't be bad. we've been over this topic: Fegmania and House of Figgy (mostly the former, somewhat the latter) are the spots to post and read RH info, such as tour dates, movie release material, etc. With the volume of material here that is RH-related, let alone any material that isn't, it would be a hazardous place to post pertinent info, because it might likely get overlooked by the infrequent poster/reader. Of course, if one factors in the conversations between RH fans (and the cut n paste archive filler), the odds of one gathering the pertinent RH info diminish further. again, the solution lies in the proper choice of medium: email it to Fegmania or HoF. every fan should read these sites; they are very well done. (don't fault them for lack of activity, since little has occurred in this winter of discontent!) one last thing: anonymous postings are pointless, unless one is only going to post once in his/her life, which is unlikely. (or unless the author is obvious, which takes out the anonymity.) one fellow laments that he can't post a name for fear of misuse, to which i say: "deal with it". choose an inane moniker like "marsupial margarine" and you can be reasonably confident that impostor posts will be minimal. random scattershot posts by the unknown are usually overlooked, but a pattern of thoughtful input by a recognized entity is appreciated and noted (by me, anyway, and probably by most here).


FROM: visual artists that I like
DATE: Mon Jan 5 17:18:13 PST 1998
I have an appreciate for all art history. Boroque, renaissance, impressionism, post-impressionism. But I really like modern, contemporary artists. Christie, who designed that wall that led all the way to the ocean, and his umbrellas and that wrapping he did in Europe, I can't remember where right now. deKooning, Gistav Klimt (only some), Picasso, Andy Worhol. I know there are others, I just can't think of their names right now. I'm leaving to go somewhere now. xoxo


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Mon Jan 5 17:13:27 PST 1998
Hmm, somehow I can't shake the feeling that the ole' boy has a point..........it's a good thing his hair covers it! No really, he does, a little bit.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 16:41:58 PST 1998
twit


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 16:36:58 PST 1998
YES!


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 15:40:17 PST 1998
Lest this get buried in more stupid idiot postings from the retarded anarchist....Chris Alexander, as you can see, now your name has been dragged into this loser neighborhood -- thanks to your honest opinions -- as someone has begun to post under your name. This kind of snivelling jerk-off activity ENCOURAGES anonymous posting. So much for bringing a sense of purpose and responsibility here, eh? You regulars are all useless, pathetic wankers. I too am embarrassed to be here and won't be back soon. In fact, while I don't consider myself a liar, usually, I think if Robyn were to ask me if I'd been here (it isn't out of the realm of possibilities as I have met him....) I would deny all knowledge. (And so would the regulars, more out of fear than embarrassment, I am sure). You brain donors should leave this board for fans, you're clearly just ps ychotic idiots who managed to have their neighbor set up the modem. TAKE THIS PAGE OFF OF YOUR BOOKMARKS! And those of you jerks who say "why didn't you put YOUR name on the posting?" shouldn't have to ask: you know it's because YOU would adopt the name and post hideous messages. Just go away please. You aren't furthering the name of Robyn Hitchc--k, by any means, and all you ARE doing is alientating people who might be interested in his MUSIC and not in the fringe deviants making up a small perecentage of his fan base. GO AWAY.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 15:37:13 PST 1998
Of course, I can't a--ume you are Queenie, since you are probably posting as everybody today, except me, because I don't have a name.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 15:36:36 PST 1998
Queenie, you can't read, right? That was not the point. Choosing to fixate on imagined condescension IS fringe behavior, sis.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Jan 5 15:19:06 PST 1998
Do people really think that XTC was "never really interesting?" rOb, what's going on? By the way I've been listening to your CD all day and I love to listen to tracks 3 through 6 all in a row. And you've definately passed the Sidney test. She really likes it, too.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Jan 5 15:07:16 PST 1998
Oooohhh....Everybody.....Bow down to the person who has MET HIM for he is better than us!! Although, I kind of like the t-tle of "fringe deviant."


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 14:40:04 PST 1998
Chris Alexander, as you can see, now your name has been dragged into this loser neighborhood -- thanks to your honest opinions -- as someone has begun to post under your name. This kind of snivelling jerk-off activity ENCOURAGES anonymous posting. So much for bringing a sense of purpose and responsibility here, eh? You regulars are all useless, pathetic wankers. I too am embarrassed to be here and won't be back soon. In fact, while I don't consider myself a liar, usually, I think if Robyn were to ask me if I'd been here (it isn't out of the realm of possibilities as I have met him....) I would deny all knowledge. (And so would the regulars, more out of fear than embarrassment, I am sure). You brain donors should leave this board for fans, you're clearly just psychotic idiots who managed to have their neighbor set up the modem. TAKE THIS PAGE OFF OF YOUR BOOKMARKS! And those of you jerks who say "why didn't you put YOUR name on the posting?" shouldn't have to ask: you know it's because YOU would adopt the name and post hideous messages. Just go away please. You aren't furthering the name of Robyn Hitchc--k, by any means, and all you ARE doing is alientating people who might be interested in his MUSIC and not in the fringe deviants making up a small perecentage of his fan base. GO AWAY.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 14:21:28 PST 1998
Oranges and Lemons was the best thing ever. Dear God stinks.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 13:19:51 PST 1998
Ooh, la la!


FROM: Ted is Dead
DATE: Mon Jan 5 13:14:15 PST 1998
Estamos Vivos. Rob where you gone mate?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 13:09:58 PST 1998
XTC, never really interesting. Dear God was good, oranges and Lemons sucks.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Jan 5 12:41:17 PST 1998
"sweet in sweet was just your bad pun" Hee hee.


FROM: Joe Boyd
DATE: Mon Jan 5 12:14:26 PST 1998


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Jan 5 12:14:14 PST 1998
Hmm....Okay, everybody...Guess what I'm listening to right now...


FROM: G eez
DATE: Mon Jan 5 12:07:11 PST 1998
"I need to feel you touching me donut." There are so many things I find wrong with that statement that I don't even know how to begin I'd appreciate it if you'd call me Tom Waits.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Jan 5 11:32:07 PST 1998
And, from now on, I'd appreciate it if you'd all call me "QUEENIE SPICE."


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Jan 5 11:30:51 PST 1998
Oh Sleepy, Sleepy, Sleepy...Goddammit...."At the end of the day, we're left with five multi-millionaires, so they must be doing something right!" There are so many things I find wrong with that statement that I don't even know how to begin articulating them. First of all, that's the point: They're doing everything "right" to make them and the people that created them money. That's their sole purpose and as long as they're attractive and pimp-able, men in suits will continue to try to make money off them. But then I wonder who decided that money is the ultimate measure of success? How about making good music? How about being creative and intelligent? I'm sure people like our Mr. Hitchc--k make a decent living and little more. And the boys in XTC haven't made a dime in 20 years (due to a bad contract, I admit, but it never stopped them from making more and better music). I'm sure Tom Waits, my other personal fave, isn't rolling in it. But these are people that have always made great music and never had to pander to the press or expose themselves to do it. And they're way better mannered to. How can a person listen to, say, Queen Elvis, and then listen to Spiceworld and say 'Now that's "original pop music!"' (as you put it) It's cookie-cutter music for the teenaged masses who's brains have been sucked out by too much TV and who's appalling lack of culture is more profound a statement about the decline of education and parent-child relationships than anything the Spice Girls could ever write.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:28:43 PST 1998
goodbye, love.


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:27:37 PST 1998
I really should go, too. I need to take a bath.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:26:56 PST 1998
i'm out the door


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:26:37 PST 1998
i'm back for a moment. that last one wasn't mine. my punctuation is slightly more advanced than that offering! quit the cut n pasting. how silly. enjoy the beer, cushca.


FROM: L
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:25:37 PST 1998
Are you really leaving?


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:24:41 PST 1998
Robyn who? Oh, you mean Robyn Hood.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:23:51 PST 1998
i gotta split darlin'. take care of you.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:22:05 PST 1998
you spelled sacrifice wrong. It's ok though, I still love you.


FROM: Virna
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:20:45 PST 1998
Doesn't anyone talk about Robyn any more? Geez, you guys.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:19:06 PST 1998
1.Let's start with an easy one: Who's the producer known for his dedication to Nick? John Martyn Joe Boyd Tim Buckley


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:18:42 PST 1998
I need to feel you touching me.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:17:19 PST 1998
You two are not nearly as funny as I am. Come and learn from the master. There is much to do before the new year. There are all sorts of ways to torment. You can got fetch interesting morsels from the archives and cut and paste them. It's like reliving the past! Or, you can do a really inspired job of imitating your enemy. This victimizes the others who don't know it's not the real thing, but if you get your enemy to ring out "that wasn't me!" it's worth the sacrifise. I personally don't like the big bulk cut and pastes. They are just stupid, but to each his own. Or, you can respond to L. No one knows what's going on but it's fun. There are other tricks but it's too early to learn everything. This has been your first lesson.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:16:11 PST 1998
Just say when, and I will run away with you. I'm not dreaming about donuts. I only dream about you.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:12:41 PST 1998
No I'm not working late; in fact I'm going out for a beer right now. See you.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:11:12 PST 1998
I've lots of donuts, I am a mere knat in the shadow of you. working late?


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:11:08 PST 1998
I'm talking to this really good looking guy that I'm madly in love with.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:09:35 PST 1998
I will run away with you when I stop dreaming about doughnuts. Besides, I don't know who you are.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:09:25 PST 1998
Goodbye!


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:08:37 PST 1998
Cushca my dear, I shall live a hundred lives. Never to find a more surpreme being, will you please run away with me?


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:08:20 PST 1998
See ya Myk and H. It's been kind of nice.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:08:04 PST 1998
yours, not your's


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:07:11 PST 1998
L - who the hell are you talking to?


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:06:40 PST 1998
I beg your pardon?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:06:36 PST 1998
bring back Voltaic


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:06:28 PST 1998
My body is your's, to do with whatever you wish.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:05:31 PST 1998
Myk left Cushca, t-t.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:05:11 PST 1998
yes. it's really f--king dull


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:04:55 PST 1998
I thought we had this s--t behind us.


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:04:15 PST 1998
I don't think Sleepy likes me. I'm glad she's gone.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:04:13 PST 1998
lockspring box


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:04:09 PST 1998
I'm here for you, baby.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:03:53 PST 1998
FROM: Cushca DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:28:35 PST 1998 L - you can be in our gang if you can run to the apple tree and back before I finish eating my Wagon Wheel. Do you choose to accept your challenge? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:27:40 PST 1998 who am I? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: Sleepy DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:26:56 PST 1998 If Voltaic is around, do you know if the 'Rainy Day' album is available on CD? I'm just a--uming you may have liked some of the artists on that record. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: D DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:26:38 PST 1998 I am Neil Sedaka's better looking, younger son. We know no fear. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: K DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:25:11 PST 1998 i am neil sedaka -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: Cushca DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:25:07 PST 1998 I suggest a lower caffeine intake. Or aromatherapy. Too much aggression, man. Bad for the natural balance. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: Sleepy DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:24:02 PST 1998 L:- what is wrong with you? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:23:04 PST 1998 I'm AAAAAAAAA. Get back in line. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: L DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:23:03 PST 1998 I know who's taken charge of this message board. You better identify yourself right now, or your in big trouble with me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: A DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:22:47 PST 1998 I win! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: K DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:22:32 PST 1998 L - Alphabetically-speaking, I am! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:22:27 PST 1998 Well I'm D. I'm well ahead of both of you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: L DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:20:09 PST 1998 K, what is your real name? And, you are not ahead of me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: Sleepy DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:19:11 PST 1998 Thank you Heruka. You're a lovely boy. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: Heruka DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:18:53 PST 1998 Orange seems quite cool! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: Sleepy DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:18:38 PST 1998 You can get up now Cushca. Get off of my ankle, dammit. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: Heruka DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:18:17 PST 1998 That's ok, she is the only sane one among us. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: Cushca DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:17:54 PST 1998 But she does!!! I am bowing before her as we speak. ALL HAIL THE SLEEPY ONE! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: Sleepy DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:17:48 PST 1998 H - you and Orange would get along just fine, I think. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: Sleepy DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:17:21 PST 1998 I don't???! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: L. DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:17:00 PST 1998 Heruka, are you new here. Just watch out for Sleepy, she thinks she runs tha whole message board. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: Heruka DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:16:45 PST 1998 Just read back, sorry Orange Kleins SUCK!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: K DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:16:30 PST 1998 I'm ahead of you L. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: Myk Murphy DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:14:04 PST 1998 i'm going to step out for a few minutes. when i come back, i want L to quit hitting on wax when he's not here, and i want the two real ladies to resolve their spat without bloodshed! heh. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: The Deadbeat Club DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:14:00 PST 1998 "Huh?! Get a job?! What for?! I'm trying to think!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:12:50 PST 1998 Hi, I'm Shanice from Texas; I'm a Taurus and I love to dance. I will be your guide for today. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: Wig DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:12:30 PST 1998 "Fred bought his wig from a thrift store. Do you know why? Because he didn't want toupee!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: L. DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:12:18 PST 1998 I've had too much coffee this morning. Pretty soon I'm going to start bouncing off the walls. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:12:14 PST 1998 HI KEITH -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: Heruka DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:11:46 PST 1998 I arrive and the crowd vanishes. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:11:19 PST 1998 Everybody all at once like in an A. A. meeting. "HI KEITH" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: Heruka DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:11:04 PST 1998 Hi, I'm Heruka from Cleveland, and I'd like to find my damn wallet! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: Song For A Future Generation DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:08:23 PST 1998 "Hi, I'm Keith, a Scorpio from Athens, GA and I like to find the essence from within


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:02:51 PST 1998
DOH!!


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:02:29 PST 1998
i dream of you . all the time. a grand passion.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:02:01 PST 1998
this place sure gets ugly when Sleepy leaves.heh heh has Cushca my loved one left?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:01:29 PST 1998
Blick - self-adhesive address labels


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:00:55 PST 1998
Do you ever have those kind of thoughts?


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 10:00:09 PST 1998
well, i gotta split too, since i've put off a bit of work. you'll get that pic in a couple days, i think, cushca. because i've seen you, i instinctively think that you've seen me. oh well, i'll correct this soon! adios, cushca, heruka, and "L".


FROM: J.M. St. Louis, MO
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:59:54 PST 1998
"I use FOOT CRADLES in all my shoes. They're that good and comfortable. I get instant relief just like you promised."


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:59:47 PST 1998
Lunch is over here, time to get to work. I hear the whip cracking in the backround.


FROM: You & Oblivion
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:58:58 PST 1998
...=idiot and not funny (not even a little bit!)


FROM: E.C. Memphis, TN
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:58:45 PST 1998
"I took you up on your Guaranteed RISK-FREE offer and FOOT CRADLES have been relieving my foot pain ever since."


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:58:25 PST 1998
How time flies when you're having fun. I had very sexy thoughts about you this week-end.


FROM: O.D.W Richmond, VA
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:57:14 PST 1998
"Once again I am ordering FOOT CRADLES. God bless you dear people. My feet are improving, my bunions are getting smaller. I am walking on air. I cannot sing your praises enough."


FROM: L
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:57:04 PST 1998
i love myself


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:55:47 PST 1998
Hey L, do you like any visual artists?


FROM: K
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:55:03 PST 1998
more than usual, dog say yeah


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:54:49 PST 1998
Cushca-Cushca-Cushca has abandoned the board, and in doing so, has also abandoned my heart.


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:54:05 PST 1998
I guess it's just you and me, Heruka.


FROM: K
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:53:38 PST 1998
I agree, sometime she not so smart.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:52:42 PST 1998
....and then there was one...


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:52:40 PST 1998
I hope sleepy is gone. She doesn't always say the smartest things. You know what I mean.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:50:40 PST 1998
abouy?


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:50:23 PST 1998
Cushca-Cushca-Cushca, hows abouy yer address?


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:49:19 PST 1998
Yes - she's left the building.


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:48:28 PST 1998
Is Sleepy really gone?


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:48:09 PST 1998
Sleepy never did give me her email address, what's she so afraid of?


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:46:56 PST 1998
Please feel free to love me in a warm and groovy way.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:46:14 PST 1998
bye sleepy! see you soon! cushca is working late, i guess, knitting her sweaters...


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:45:59 PST 1998
Maybe I'll skip this time around, or take art history.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:45:21 PST 1998
Come on; it's six letters. Surely you can manage that without a spelling mistake. Or are you highly excitable again, and so are making more typos?


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:45:02 PST 1998
Which reminds me, classes begin today and I haven't registered yet!DOH!!!


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:44:28 PST 1998
Cushca does, that's for sure.


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:43:53 PST 1998
Heruka: I'm sure that Cuschsa likes you.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:43:10 PST 1998
Oh H dear; the nasty man thing wasn't meant for you either my little badger. But it's too late anyway; having taken your advice, next Monday I start "Stencilling For Your Home - Module I" part-time. I hope it proves fruitful.


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:42:45 PST 1998
BYE-BYE-Sleepy!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:41:46 PST 1998
I'm going now. Feel free to love Cushca in a warm and groovy way! Speak tomorrow.


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:41:38 PST 1998
I think so. Cushca-Cushca-Cushca is there anyway I can make it up to you!!


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:41:13 PST 1998
"L's trouser snake?" I'm not sure what that is, but it sounds pretty good, z.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:40:36 PST 1998
It was nothing, really.


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:40:19 PST 1998
Cushca-Cushca-Cuahca doesn t like me!?:( The hobby thing wasn't meant for you!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:39:55 PST 1998
was that really wax posting this weekend? i haven't had a chance to chat with him. cushca: well stated.


FROM: K
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:38:13 PST 1998
my slippers


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:37:55 PST 1998
Nasty man; don't like.


FROM: L
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:37:25 PST 1998
K: What is it that I can look at but not touch?


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:37:23 PST 1998
Hope CW didn't drive (or attempt to) home Sat--day.


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:35:38 PST 1998
Seek help, or get a hobby. Cushca-Cushca-Cushca, just like typing that name.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:34:17 PST 1998
Who's ...?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:33:59 PST 1998
Ah, the Wagon Wheel. Lovely establishment, they should get rid of the shag carpet though.


FROM: & You
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:33:33 PST 1998
...= creep


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:33:20 PST 1998
What's going on here? Who is L?


FROM: z
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:33:12 PST 1998
I'm L's trouser snake.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:33:11 PST 1998
Please let me be in your gang. I'll run to the apple tree and back before you are done.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:32:47 PST 1998
cool challenge, cushca. this has turned odd. i like that. sleepy is in charge? i thought wax was the mother cat! now i'm confused.


FROM: I
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:32:43 PST 1998
'allo


FROM: Oblivion
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:32:34 PST 1998
L= ___ = f--k head


FROM: D
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:32:06 PST 1998
I'm a fanciful badger's stripe.


FROM: K
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:32:01 PST 1998
L:- look, but don't touch.


FROM: B
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:31:13 PST 1998
I am Annette Bening's hairdo.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:30:49 PST 1998
I am happy to say that I have not. I much prefer Fruit Corners. Or Apple Crumble. Weren't they lovely Mince Pies at Christmas? If we're lucky, we may get apple pies in the summer! JOY!!


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:30:49 PST 1998
K, alphabetically speaking, you're right next to me. We are so close we could probably touch each other.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:29:12 PST 1998
Cushca - have you tried apple Fruit-Ins?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:28:41 PST 1998
Not Voltaic.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:28:35 PST 1998
L - you can be in our gang if you can run to the apple tree and back before I finish eating my Wagon Wheel. Do you choose to accept your challenge?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:27:40 PST 1998
who am I?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:26:56 PST 1998
If Voltaic is around, do you know if the 'Rainy Day' album is available on CD? I'm just a--uming you may have liked some of the artists on that record.


FROM: D
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:26:38 PST 1998
I am Neil Sedaka's better looking, younger son. We know no fear.


FROM: K
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:25:11 PST 1998
i am neil sedaka


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:25:07 PST 1998
I suggest a lower caffeine intake. Or aromatherapy. Too much aggression, man. Bad for the natural balance.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:24:02 PST 1998
L:- what is wrong with you?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:23:04 PST 1998
I'm AAAAAAAAA. Get back in line.


FROM: L
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:23:03 PST 1998
I know who's taken charge of this message board. You better identify yourself right now, or your in big trouble with me.


FROM: A
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:22:47 PST 1998
I win!


FROM: K
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:22:32 PST 1998
L - Alphabetically-speaking, I am!


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:22:27 PST 1998
Well I'm D. I'm well ahead of both of you.


FROM: L
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:20:09 PST 1998
K, what is your real name? And, you are not ahead of me.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:19:11 PST 1998
Thank you Heruka. You're a lovely boy.


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:18:53 PST 1998
Orange seems quite cool!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:18:38 PST 1998
You can get up now Cushca. Get off of my ankle, dammit.


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:18:17 PST 1998
That's ok, she is the only sane one among us.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:17:54 PST 1998
But she does!!! I am bowing before her as we speak. ALL HAIL THE SLEEPY ONE!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:17:48 PST 1998
H - you and Orange would get along just fine, I think.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:17:21 PST 1998
I don't???!


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:17:00 PST 1998
Heruka, are you new here. Just watch out for Sleepy, she thinks she runs tha whole message board.


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:16:45 PST 1998
Just read back, sorry Orange Kleins SUCK!!


FROM: K
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:16:30 PST 1998
I'm ahead of you L.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:14:04 PST 1998
i'm going to step out for a few minutes. when i come back, i want L to quit hitting on wax when he's not here, and i want the two real ladies to resolve their spat without bloodshed! heh.


FROM: The Deadbeat Club
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:14:00 PST 1998
"Huh?! Get a job?! What for?! I'm trying to think!"


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:12:50 PST 1998
Hi, I'm Shanice from Texas; I'm a Taurus and I love to dance. I will be your guide for today.


FROM: Wig
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:12:30 PST 1998
"Fred bought his wig from a thrift store. Do you know why? Because he didn't want toupee!"


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:12:18 PST 1998
I've had too much coffee this morning. Pretty soon I'm going to start bouncing off the walls.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:12:14 PST 1998
HI KEITH


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:11:46 PST 1998
I arrive and the crowd vanishes.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:11:19 PST 1998
Everybody all at once like in an A. A. meeting. "HI KEITH"


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:11:04 PST 1998
Hi, I'm Heruka from Cleveland, and I'd like to find my damn wallet!


FROM: Song For A Future Generation
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:08:23 PST 1998
"Hi, I'm Keith, a Scorpio from Athens, GA and I like to find the essence from within."


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:08:04 PST 1998
Rooding?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:07:19 PST 1998
Reading.


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:06:40 PST 1998
You know who you are, international man of mystery.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:06:35 PST 1998
And there in the buffett car, I'll wait for eternity or Basingstoke, or Redding


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:05:25 PST 1998
That anon. is not me!!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:05:17 PST 1998
L - and that person is ??


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:04:54 PST 1998
I often dream of trains when I'm with you/I wonder if you dream about them yoo


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:04:07 PST 1998
No, Sleepy, I don't have to go off and be funny or something. I'm already funny, and I would only want one person here to help me get off!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:03:39 PST 1998
ooh, nice twist, L. the CW jealousy thing. work it. very cool purchase, sleepy. good album. i like the live albums. "heart still beating" was good. "the high road" was sharp. you should be receiving a photo soon, cushcagirl. i'll soon have the camera to do the job.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 09:00:01 PST 1998
L - who's that then? CW's not here.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 5 08:59:52 PST 1998
I spy with my little eye, badger #3.


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Jan 5 08:59:12 PST 1998
I want to devote all my attention to just one person here.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 08:59:05 PST 1998
pizza in a cup


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 08:58:16 PST 1998
L - don't you have to go off and be funny or something?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 08:57:49 PST 1998
Finally, eighteen years after its initial release, I've bought Flesh and Blood. Just for Over You. That snippet of information is relevant because Robyn likes Bryan Ferry.


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Jan 5 08:57:39 PST 1998
Sleepy: You will be leaving soon, won't you? Don't you have other things to do?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Jan 5 08:55:48 PST 1998
random son of a bitch


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 5 08:55:04 PST 1998
Myk - I think Sleepy should get back in her basket. Anyway, I would need a photo beforehand so that I would know who I was speaking to.


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Jan 5 08:54:55 PST 1998
Who is the jerk on TV?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 08:54:46 PST 1998
L - is that something you felt you couldn't say in my presence?!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 08:53:42 PST 1998
What's that line in "Watch Your Intelligence" were Robyn sings "Elizabeth Schwarzkopf, never went to ......?" I can't remember what the word is. Any ideas?


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Jan 5 08:52:16 PST 1998
I've missed you, CW. When can I come visit you? I've never been to London. I would love to spend some time there, but only if you are there.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 08:47:48 PST 1998
oh, sleepy's back! and she has a great idea! sure, i'd be happy to call. i'll let you know when my email returns, or i'll just use my work email. whaddaya think, cushca?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 08:46:15 PST 1998
I miss CW. I wonder if his cat survived.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 08:45:35 PST 1998
groovy. you may not love it, but i think london is the best. (no sleepy, no wax. no good.) you can take me to your favorite places. we can do your favorite things. why am i getting this urge to climb out of the metaphorical basket now? heh heh.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 08:45:30 PST 1998
... a very frightening prospect...


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 08:45:09 PST 1998
Myk - why don't you call Cushca?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 08:44:05 PST 1998
I just went to get coffee. What were you going to talk about L? The Jerk is on telly tonight. Praise be, again.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 5 08:42:12 PST 1998
I will freely admit that I am quite, quite lazy and so I guess you'd have to come to the Old Smoke. Or the Old Smoker as you'd be visiting me. Heh heh.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 08:41:17 PST 1998
L. is easily my favorite creation on this board. you read enough of it, and it starts to seem realistic!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 08:39:39 PST 1998
cushca, you must be crushed. crushca'd, as it were. you never did tell me when you visiting... or do i have to see london first? giggle.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 5 08:38:57 PST 1998
Please make some sense. It's late in the afternoon and I tire so easily since I had the wooden leg fitted.


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Jan 5 08:37:32 PST 1998
Is Sleepy gone, so we can talk?


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 08:35:04 PST 1998
so many voices, just one keyboard. so, sleepy, robyn's driving isn't exactly top notch?


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Jan 5 08:34:46 PST 1998
Sleepy has gone. And she's taken the kids.


FROM: Huffy
DATE: Mon Jan 5 08:32:38 PST 1998
On a bike ride to the moon.


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Jan 5 08:32:30 PST 1998
Good morning.