FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:19:37 PST 1998
Ok, just sitting here awaiting the pics of Sleepy and Cushca! Just twiddling my thumbs, waiting!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:19:08 PST 1998
Bye Joe. Joey.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:17:55 PST 1998
I failed to mention, photos of Sleepy and Cushca ONLY! No pics of Heruka wanking or anthing, alright?


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:17:49 PST 1998
H - best not to push it matey.


FROM: Joe
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:17:14 PST 1998
That was me. Doh!


FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:16:55 PST 1998
Sleepy - the books a great read. Heartbreaking tho. Poor boy, you know what I mean? take care y'all. Trying to get this job y'know. Bryter layter.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:16:36 PST 1998
Oh - I was referring to stuff before... uh, never mind. On the Adam and Joe Show they had a very funny swearing Top 10. Kurt Cobain won with his introduction to Smells Like Teen Spirit on a programme called The Word.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:16:35 PST 1998
I wasn't playing my game. My boss came in for a chat. Then, I couldn't jump on becuase this thing was moving too fast. I prefer the slower pace of the R.E.M. message board.


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:16:21 PST 1998
No Sleepy you don't, but it gets annoying (which it is starting to now).


FROM: rOb. <misterdna@mailcity.com>
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:15:43 PST 1998
Ok, send all photos of yourself to the above address. Please? Thank you. Big surprises await!


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:15:20 PST 1998
Good luck Cushca, you'll need it.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:15:13 PST 1998
See - now you don't get this on the REM board.


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:14:30 PST 1998
Sorry r0b, that one (and that one alone) was me. It was just too easy.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:13:54 PST 1998
We've actually got a few pictures here. We're trying to find one that doesn't make at least one of us look bad. It is a task worthy of the Crystal Maze (don't ask). "I'll have a mental with Sleepy".


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:13:45 PST 1998
Hello, I'm a mind-numbingly stupid arsehole!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:13:41 PST 1998
CW - stop playing that game of yours immediately! Come back to the board.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:12:50 PST 1998
Hey, jerkoff, quit posting as me!


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:12:17 PST 1998
Hmm....suitable penance? Well, send me a pic of Sleepy and thyself, my daughter, and all will be forgiven.


FROM: r0b
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:12:05 PST 1998
Head, I want some head from you!


FROM: psychonaut
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:11:29 PST 1998
I'm now going to slip into myself.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:10:41 PST 1998
Forgive me rOb, for I have sinned. I shall leave it up to you to devise a suitable pennance. And make it good.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:10:39 PST 1998
Cushca has gone slightly insane.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:10:16 PST 1998
Heruka - I would hope that you wouldn't.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:09:49 PST 1998
I would never spell ladies like 'ladeezz,'


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:09:31 PST 1998
Now, wasn't it worth getting out of bed for this?!


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:09:23 PST 1998
Would I do such a thing to the most beloved Sleepy?


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:09:11 PST 1998
I thought we were going to stop posting as other people. Someone's already using my name.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:08:45 PST 1998
Leave us monkeyspank. Turn on the fans! Turn off the fans!


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:08:16 PST 1998
Bigger than....damn, it'll be big, girls. Trust me.


FROM: rOb
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:07:43 PST 1998
Well the thing is, I've spoken to Myk and CW and you two are apparently the most gorgeous ladeeez that they've ever set eyes on.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:07:33 PST 1998
Bigger than Robyn's oh so fertile imagination!


FROM: Feeling animus
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:07:24 PST 1998
They're probably very unattractive anyway.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:07:17 PST 1998
Heruka - did you call me an arrogant whore the other day?! Or was that someone else?


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:06:44 PST 1998
These surprises will be bigger than Liam and Noel's ego! (those pompous and arrogant fools!)


FROM: Willig
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:06:21 PST 1998
What the hell are you talking about?!


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:05:46 PST 1998
Ready and willig???


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:05:39 PST 1998
Ok, Big Surprises, then!


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:05:23 PST 1998
Yeah, we're size queens.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:05:13 PST 1998
Well, wb...er, Heruka. I'm not after their e-mail address, just pics of them. C'mon, I'm willig to give little surprises!


FROM: Sleepy and Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:05:06 PST 1998
We like big surprises (or No Surprises - ha, ha).


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:04:15 PST 1998
r0b, I can't even get their email address, quite arrogant aren't they? bastards


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:03:57 PST 1998
Ok, so it WAS me! Please? Little Surprises await!


FROM: "Foaming "FREDDY FRESNO
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:03:50 PST 1998
Yes, something less gutterall,like Sprocket Boy or Obsidian Blade Waver.


FROM: Some guy overhearing the conversation (not rOb,really)
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:03:31 PST 1998
Little surprises? Why, Sleepy and Cushca, you two would be fools to turn down little surprises!


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:02:01 PST 1998
Aaaarrrrrhgggghhh! I'm afraid that that's just not fair! Please please please please? If you sent me your photos, I'll put little surprises for both of you when I send the CD's. C'mon, everybody likes little surprises!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:01:52 PST 1998
Yes, enlightenment will always win over evil!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:01:12 PST 1998
Heruka is quite a groovy name, actually.


FROM: Heruka -screw you!!
DATE: Fri Jan 2 07:00:47 PST 1998
I am a blood drinking male deity, I symbolize the power of enlightenment that will win over evil.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:59:43 PST 1998
Or something you find on your foot.


FROM: "Foaming "FREDDY FRESNO
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:58:17 PST 1998
No offence willy, but "Heruka" sounds like the noise my cat makes coughing up a hairball.


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:55:36 PST 1998
Happy new year r0b, may the next 12 months see you prosper!!


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:55:13 PST 1998
You can carry on wanting mate! I'm afraid that no-one else is going to look upon our lovely features. There's a description on the board. Isn't that enough to feed your fertile imagination.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:55:01 PST 1998
God - that was me. I am so dumb! Sorry!


FROM: rOb
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:54:13 PST 1998
Happy New Year rOb!


FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:54:07 PST 1998
thge?


FROM: "Foaming "FREDDY FRESNO
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:53:54 PST 1998
Oh,for some of Robyns' touring tales,prawns in billingham, that sort of thing.


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:53:46 PST 1998
That is thge kind of elitest attitude that is chasing me away. Oh, I wish I were someone else.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:53:42 PST 1998
Please?


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:53:06 PST 1998
Sleepy, did you confer with Cushca about those pics? I still would like to see both of you!


FROM: har har har har har har har!!
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:52:01 PST 1998
http://umweb1.unitedmedia.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert971213.html


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:50:53 PST 1998
Er, not recently, no...


FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:50:01 PST 1998
Does Robyn ever kick soccer balls at his fans and cause injury to them with falling bits of scenery?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:48:57 PST 1998
CW - did you get my e:mail? (I'm not supposed to say that, I know....) Heruka - move the boat.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:47:24 PST 1998
It's great to be old and insane as well!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:47:07 PST 1998
Obscure Prisoner reference by that version of Joe. Sleepy - I'm playing Myth - The Fallen Lords - a rediculously complicated fantasy war simulation which you can play over the internet with other geeks from all over the world.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:46:33 PST 1998
"it's great to be young and insane"


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:46:25 PST 1998
CW - which game are you playing? Answer me!


FROM: "Foaming "FREDDY FRESNO
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:45:11 PST 1998
Have you moved the boat yet,Herkimer?


FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:43:29 PST 1998
ove-YOU-tho


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:41:47 PST 1998
Cushca-huh!? I love though, what do you say me and you shack up toge..... well you know the routine.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:38:01 PST 1998
Don't you know; being a nutter is so 5 minutes ago. Turn on the fans! Turn off the fans!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:37:44 PST 1998
Hi Joe (if it's really you!) I still haven't finish the ND biography.


FROM: Joe
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:36:51 PST 1998
Hi all. I saw Nick Drake don't you know? at the corner of time and motion. Bryter layter don't ya know? Be seeing you! (he said, departing from the Village)


FROM: Screaming parasitic whores
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:35:43 PST 1998
The Three Shadows Part I''- oh classic gentlemen- say your prayers- to the wind of prostitution- to your faces, and rex complexes- riddle my breast- full of the oppressed puss.- o gentlemen, with your fish- that you surround, all around- and you man, will always point- your fishes at me.- but i will always exist- because i always exist- damn good too- the rat race begins- the fat face stings- i hold the fresh pink baby- with a smile.- i slice off those rosy cheeks- because i feel so thirsty- and oedipus rex complexes- ...riddle my closed bloated breast.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:33:41 PST 1998
My sugar-free gum will protect my teeth, fear not. Teeth.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:27:46 PST 1998
I only know two Bauhaus songs! I posted on the REM board a while back. I had a groovy alter-ego though! I only posted two or three times. At peak times of the day, it moves at alarming speed. Watch out! Which game are you playing CW?


FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:26:07 PST 1998
Really should cut down on the sugar intake, silly Brits. Your teeth will rot, and look line Shane's!


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:24:04 PST 1998
Well there's not much to do. I guess me and Sleepy had better just suck on a couple of lollies. Scrummy in my tummy.


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:22:43 PST 1998
No, not a bauhaus fan, are you?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:22:23 PST 1998
Yes. Very quiet. I've been sneakily playing the game I got for Christmas.


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:21:47 PST 1998
Leave the REM board alone, I'm hoping it's my future home. I've already made a friend there, she even gave me her EMAIL address!!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:18:10 PST 1998
The sky's gone out.


FROM: <it's pretty much a necropolis here too>
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:15:21 PST 1998
``Bela Lugosi's Dead''- white on white translucent black capes- back on the back- bela lugosi's dead- the bats have left the bell tower- the victims have been bled- red velvet lines the black box- bela lugosi's dead- undead undead undead- the virginal brides file past his tomb- strewn with time's dead flowers- bereft in deathly bloom- alone in a darkened room- the count bela lugosi's dead- undead undead undead- oh bela- bela's undead-


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 2 06:05:27 PST 1998
Are there many people at work where you two are? It's pretty much deserted here. The rubber duck hasn't moved once. I think he must be stoned.


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Fri Jan 2 05:56:25 PST 1998
Slow day here.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 2 05:44:36 PST 1998
She sucks down about three packs of smokes a day.


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Fri Jan 2 05:40:55 PST 1998
Cushca cackles!?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 2 05:40:35 PST 1998
Long Live Heruka!


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Fri Jan 2 05:40:03 PST 1998
willybee is DEAD!! I've hated that name since March, just been to lazy to change it.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 2 05:39:08 PST 1998
Cushca is cackling like an old witch in the other room - she's watching the Adam and Joe Special. Robyn is heading off for the States soon to record some more music. Woo-hoo!


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Fri Jan 2 05:37:37 PST 1998
Aah, Heruka remembers long, long ago, when he happily ate the flesh of poultry. On his way to a Bills game stopping off and chowing down on wings, only miles from the stadium.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 2 05:37:26 PST 1998
Oh, bad timing! wb/h:- it's OK right now, 'cos we know it's you!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 2 05:36:46 PST 1998
I think it would be a good resolution if everyone agreed not to post anonymously or take other posters' names.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 2 05:36:30 PST 1998
concise? concrete? croatia?


FROM:
DATE: Fri Jan 2 05:28:00 PST 1998
concious?


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Fri Jan 2 05:25:55 PST 1998
Just drifting through my concious, it is **ACK** Heruka shouldn't have to work so much. Did you have a nice new years?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 2 05:24:53 PST 1998
Ciao bello, Heruka.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 2 05:20:39 PST 1998
Morning Heruka. How's it floating?


FROM: Heruka,
DATE: Fri Jan 2 05:19:11 PST 1998
Cushca-Cushca-Cushca- After a long cold winter, the sun once again shines brightly on the flowers that bloom.


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Fri Jan 2 05:13:29 PST 1998
ZZZZZZZ!!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 2 05:07:26 PST 1998
Poor Myk. So, I had a wonderful mini vacation. I slept until noon and then sat on the couch all day watching football. I started to root.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 2 04:52:23 PST 1998 last few days.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 2 04:48:33 PST 1998
Hi alt. Hi CW. The man in the coffee shop asked me what my New Year's Resolution was. I weakly replied - "er, drink more coffee?". I think I said the right thing as he then gave me a cookie.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 2 04:45:39 PST 1998
COFFEE!!!!!!!!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Jan 2 04:43:29 PST 1998
Happy New Year everybody. Happy New Year Sleepy and Cushca and alternity. And what do I need right about now?


FROM: alternity
DATE: Fri Jan 2 04:39:34 PST 1998
Hi sleepy..hope you had a good one


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Jan 2 03:22:00 PST 1998
I've just read back over the copious archives. I shall ignore the nasty comment about me, since nothing bad matters any more as Cushca is back!


FROM: Sleepy and Cushca
DATE: Fri Jan 2 03:03:01 PST 1998
Happy New Year!


FROM: Abdull Beanmerchant
DATE: Thu Jan 1 22:09:56 PST 1998
cooperative load beans, great horned Andean scissor beans, fine beans that cleanse your liver,Be my guest, you name the organ. Even at five dollars a pound, it makes a good cheap meal and a way to find God.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Jan 1 21:56:39 PST 1998
It's just an invitation to the blues, baby.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Jan 1 21:55:55 PST 1998
Sorry :) Couldn't resist.


FROM: For You
DATE: Thu Jan 1 21:54:01 PST 1998
So circling we'll orbit another year/Two worlds that won't collide/So circling we'll orbit another year/Moon still tries to steal the tide away....Don't need another satellite.....


FROM: For Queenie, part two.
DATE: Thu Jan 1 21:38:47 PST 1998
When their logic grows cold and all thinking gets done/You'll warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton.


FROM: For Queenie
DATE: Thu Jan 1 21:37:48 PST 1998
Never been near a university/Never took a paper or a learned degree/Some of your friends say that's stupid of me/But it's nothing I care about/Well I don't know how to tell the weight of the sun/And all mathematics well I just shun/And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton/but I know one thing/and that's I love you/


FROM: rOb,
DATE: Thu Jan 1 21:28:01 PST 1998
What? Am I not in that list of celebrities you'd like to....*ahem?*


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Jan 1 21:25:02 PST 1998
I'll give another hint: The guy who said it once played Mr. Frost. (and is also on my top five list of celebrities I would love to *ahem*)


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Thu Jan 1 21:10:36 PST 1998
Queenie, you never said what movie that was from. I wanna know.


FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 1 20:25:26 PST 1998
anouther?


FROM: Desolation Row
DATE: Thu Jan 1 20:21:12 PST 1998
we'll have to rearrange their faces, and give them all anouther name.


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Thu Jan 1 20:20:20 PST 1998
Leave the REM board alone.


FROM: Yes, Micheal,I'm a God there.
DATE: Thu Jan 1 20:17:18 PST 1998
Yes, I am new here. I am formerly from the Robyn Hitchc--k MB, they got too weird. Ignore ificouldbeanyone, he's a loon. Favorite REM tune? oddfellows for me!


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Jan 1 19:59:37 PST 1998
Slow night tonight.


FROM: Heruka (I'm a deity)
DATE: Thu Jan 1 19:32:56 PST 1998
Figured you dealt with trash, that would explain your odor.


FROM: I'm your garbageman coming down your street
DATE: Thu Jan 1 19:11:02 PST 1998
Better getcher butt down on the curb and say "hey" da me. Down' by the liquor store givin' you da eye....


FROM: a quiet read <http://www.primenet.com/~dhaber/rutles/rinfo.html>
DATE: Thu Jan 1 15:44:43 PST 1998


FROM: Mayhem Dogs ROD <edited repost from the hilarious Rod Lounge>
DATE: Thu Jan 1 15:21:23 PST 1998
well i jumped at the chance and went flying through the doors, standaing about 1 metre away from me was RS the ablsolute man of my dreams (still). He was being pushed, shoved, kissed and looked a little pi**ed actually.( RED WINE) He spoke with some, then walked out right past me then i find out later brushed past hubby outside!! (remember hes NOT a fan at all, and was DRAGGED there by me). Well this sent the crowd absolutely hyterical, there was plenty of tears, screaming and demanding of money back!!!. RS manager explained to the crowd of about 80-100 that he was unaware that people had paid to be there, and had not known about it!!!!! She then went on to tell us that RS was indeed upset about this and 'fairly ' angry too...The fans kept going crazy at the lady and security staff. AFter leaving that room i found out he would be back after the show to make up for it, but he was apparently now extremely pi**ed (RED WINE)off at the Casino..As usual he kicked out about 20 soccer balls, one hitting a :disco ball, hanging from the ceiling which came CRASHING DOWN ON SOMEONE, GREAT MORE SUEING!!! he made sure the person was OK. Rachel & kids sat at the side of the stage taking photo's. WOW.


FROM: Shades of Keith Richards
DATE: Thu Jan 1 14:50:47 PST 1998
Oh yeah , And S McGowans new teeth now make his mouth "eyeball friendly" Good on his dentist!


FROM: Flash
DATE: Thu Jan 1 14:47:57 PST 1998
I'm gone too!


FROM: Pogues fan for life
DATE: Thu Jan 1 14:43:06 PST 1998
"way down in the ground/where the dead men go"


FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Thu Jan 1 14:40:51 PST 1998
Next watch for the Maytag Guy to Go rogue and flip out! Bye.


FROM: Vic
DATE: Thu Jan 1 14:38:31 PST 1998
And now he's a digruntled postal worker in the future. Mr. Zip meets Mad Max.


FROM: Not a line stander.
DATE: Thu Jan 1 14:34:08 PST 1998
Kevin Costco is a bit too grim. All that Dancing with stuff, and the next flick was far too wet.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Jan 1 14:28:00 PST 1998
Which is, in my opinion, the only way Kevin Costner should EVER do a movie.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Jan 1 14:27:38 PST 1998
Not Naked Gun. I'll give you a hint...The movie featured Kevin Costner although you never heard him speak or saw his face.


FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 1 14:24:54 PST 1998
TireD, DAMN!!


FROM: Mr. Tire of writing Tibetan/Buddhist names
DATE: Thu Jan 1 14:24:24 PST 1998
Did you ever see the Pogues live?


FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Thu Jan 1 14:18:23 PST 1998
By the way The new RUTLES archaeology cd is great I, EaTrom, do highly recommend it.


FROM: Chauri
DATE: Thu Jan 1 14:16:03 PST 1998
Ha Ha Ha!!


FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Thu Jan 1 14:12:56 PST 1998
I Hope you cleaned up.


FROM: MahAyana
DATE: Thu Jan 1 14:11:36 PST 1998


FROM: Mayhana
DATE: Thu Jan 1 14:11:12 PST 1998
I had sex!!


FROM: Hayagriva
DATE: Thu Jan 1 14:09:52 PST 1998
I'll go with Naked Gun (it seems like a Leslie saying).


FROM: Vic Flange
DATE: Thu Jan 1 14:09:10 PST 1998
It was a glorious night!, The asian gangs put on a beautiful display of pyrotechnics followed by a thrilling Knife dance.It crossed many cultural boundaries.


FROM: Vic Flange
DATE: Thu Jan 1 14:02:37 PST 1998
Lindberg?


FROM: Heruka
DATE: Thu Jan 1 13:59:21 PST 1998
Yep' what a fantastic evening it was, did you enjoy yourself?


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Jan 1 13:58:41 PST 1998
Not Airplane...Not Jack Pallance. Don't be thrown by the airplane remark.


FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Thu Jan 1 13:58:37 PST 1998
Or did you leave the setting on simmer?


FROM: Vic Flange
DATE: Thu Jan 1 13:57:15 PST 1998
Hey Willy, did you survive the firestorm last night?


FROM: psychonaut
DATE: Thu Jan 1 13:46:52 PST 1998
"Lend me ten pounds, I'll buy you a drink."


FROM: John Denver
DATE: Thu Jan 1 13:42:56 PST 1998
It wasn't me.


FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 1 13:41:52 PST 1998
Yutz-boy!


FROM: Jet Lav. attendant <mopping up>
DATE: Thu Jan 1 13:39:58 PST 1998
er..Jack Pallance?


FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 1 13:20:33 PST 1998
airplane??


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Jan 1 12:09:10 PST 1998
"Good morning younsters! How did everyone sleep? Did anyone sleep? I did...alone in my airplane, no co-pilot. I slept like a baby. I even wet the bed." -If you can tell me who said that in what movie, you will win a terrific prize!!


FROM: Mr. Lucky
DATE: Thu Jan 1 07:40:34 PST 1998
Another year down the hole!!!!!


FROM: hooded
DATE: Thu Jan 1 07:23:57 PST 1998
mmmmmmm, coffee and tylenol cold & flu, its a beautiful new year!


FROM: hooded (with an extremely large hangover)
DATE: Thu Jan 1 07:22:30 PST 1998
Ouch! Happy new year EaTrom! Big hangover. Remember kiddies, tylenol cold & flu, hangover goodbye. Anyone for chat today? I'll be around (Did anyone find my pants?) HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Jan 1 01:39:30 PST 1998
I'm talking to myself. GOODNIGHT ALL! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Jan 1 01:38:55 PST 1998
I don't know what to do with myself. I never drank alone before. I suppose I'll draw or write a poem or do something constructive or just listen to aformentioned "Small Change" on my headphones.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Jan 1 01:37:51 PST 1998
Sweet liquor eases the pain, don't it son. Also makes typing difficult.


FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 1 00:15:47 PST 1998
goose island, eh hooded. there's a bar in my area that has that stuff on tap, really. it's got a gooses head for a tap handle thingy.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Jan 1 00:14:14 PST 1998
How many of you have broken your resolutions already??


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Jan 1 00:13:44 PST 1998
Happy new year in Portland!! Where a lot of you are, it's been the new year for 3 hours already. Strange.


FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 1 00:03:00 PST 1998
Yeah, first post of the year.


FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 1 00:02:10 PST 1998
Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!


FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Wed Dec 31 21:33:02 PST 1997
Dont let him bother you Queenie, I smell a bad egg.people like that will always have a miserable existance because of who they are , you will always be you moving forever onwards evolving, so guess who wins? Happy 1998!


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Wed Dec 31 21:25:38 PST 1997
Creep.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Wed Dec 31 21:25:17 PST 1997
To whoever posted that: If you're going to call someone "stupid" you might want to make sure you spell your post correctly. It kind of takes away from the meaning when you say "stupid little girlfreind."


FROM:
DATE: Wed Dec 31 20:08:46 PST 1997
you're such a shmuck, r0b. You and your stupid little girlfreind Queenie!


FROM: Cartman
DATE: Wed Dec 31 20:07:21 PST 1997
I'm the one gonna be on TeeVee, lookin' all buff!


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Wed Dec 31 20:05:40 PST 1997
Queenie, be careful. I know just how dangerous a lot of booze and South Park can be. Now, just put down the remote control......


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Wed Dec 31 19:41:28 PST 1997
I'll be the gal sitting alone watching the South Park marathon. Woo hoo!


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Wed Dec 31 19:40:51 PST 1997
Well, EaTrom, I sent an email to my friend telling him to "enjoy a prosperous Earth orbit position for the next 12 months at least" because I knew he would love that. So, for everyone coming to my end of the year bash, just follow Bruce the bouncing Balloon Man to my door!


FROM: Elmer Fudd
DATE: Wed Dec 31 19:22:21 PST 1997
You did the right thing EaTwom.


FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Wed Dec 31 19:21:04 PST 1997
sorry!


FROM: Guybrush Theepwood
DATE: Wed Dec 31 19:15:40 PST 1997
but I have been very interested these things during all my life I have studie all the stuff and and is quite the human being. that.SO please tell me of the hemp with.


FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Wed Dec 31 19:10:50 PST 1997
HAPPY IT IS!!


FROM: Jim Jones
DATE: Wed Dec 31 19:09:38 PST 1997
O.K. dont drink the FLAVO-AID.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 31 19:08:31 PST 1997
I've got to go in for dinner and then off to the ball drop. Happy New Years everybody!


FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Wed Dec 31 19:08:14 PST 1997
Some things are beyond even EaTrom


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 31 19:06:46 PST 1997
Oh EaTrom, that's your answer to everything. I think this person really needs your help.


FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Wed Dec 31 19:06:05 PST 1997
I think you should lie down.


FROM: Eatrom
DATE: Wed Dec 31 19:04:54 PST 1997
Sorry,I dont understand the question.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 31 19:04:18 PST 1997
I have absolutely no idea what that means.


FROM: Guybrush Theepwood
DATE: Wed Dec 31 19:02:20 PST 1997
I am Guybrush Threepwood: first: I am unemployed but I can sleep in and I don't know everything, but I have been very interested these things during all my life "okay, I am no expert or nuttin', but I have researched this for some years." second: While more people read the one which I publish here for me it is better in order to enter in contact with interested sorts of people right here. "with a larger interests, I have a better chance to find others with similar interests."EINSTIEN. third: That does the percentage of the WORLD use hemp?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 31 18:52:29 PST 1997
Oh yeh, I forgot you tree huggers are mostly vegetarians. Oh well, I'll just eat them myself.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 31 18:50:42 PST 1997
I'll bring three buckets of Buffalo wings from La Nova, where they do them the best. Hot and crispy.


FROM: Smokey Magoo
DATE: Wed Dec 31 18:49:48 PST 1997
Is this the Robyn hitch(etc) board office party? do we get pizzas?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 31 18:45:05 PST 1997
Right back at ya. Happy Days.


FROM: EaTro m
DATE: Wed Dec 31 18:44:23 PST 1997
A toast to the year mr.Wax!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 31 18:42:49 PST 1997
Mystery solved. I love you man.


FROM: McLuedtrom <on the rim of a vacuum jar>
DATE: Wed Dec 31 18:41:59 PST 1997
ACCHHKK!!That'l nevurrrr doo!!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 31 18:40:53 PST 1997
Queenie. Are you still there. You forgot to give me directions and I got very very lost in a bad part of Portland.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 31 18:38:50 PST 1997
Hey EaTrom. My first martini is sitting by my side.


FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Wed Dec 31 18:37:31 PST 1997
I see.


FROM: EaTrom2
DATE: Wed Dec 31 18:36:18 PST 1997
I think myself is plagerized alas.


FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Wed Dec 31 18:30:17 PST 1997
Queenie go right ahead. but how so?


FROM: Absolutley Nitche
DATE: Wed Dec 31 18:28:21 PST 1997
In Our garden, with Unlimited reality [girls! guns! cars!] "They" may or may not use a cobalt anti-matter bomb and crack the Earth in two, like "they"( might) have done to the Asteroid-Belt,according to "some", which used to be a Planet in our solar system. or something.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Wed Dec 31 18:20:17 PST 1997
Hey EaTrom, I just plagerized you.


FROM: Cyber Cavepainter
DATE: Wed Dec 31 18:14:25 PST 1997
This IS the "new" cave painting.


FROM: My head rattles like a maraca
DATE: Wed Dec 31 18:11:19 PST 1997
Are you sure aspirins will help?!?


FROM: Smokey Magoo
DATE: Wed Dec 31 18:09:21 PST 1997
Nice waves Wally..dude.URp:::


FROM: ROD STEWART
DATE: Wed Dec 31 17:51:23 PST 1997
Alright you win. Just take back McLuedt. Please?


FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Wed Dec 31 17:41:28 PST 1997
mr hooded please accept EaTroms apology and enjoy a prosperous Earth orbit position for the next 12 months at least.A hearty brew to you .my wires seem to have crossed names with a previous Navy sub directory cross referenced with Warner Bros. cheap wiring ,linoleum and accountants.Have a good 1998!


FROM: hooded, not anyone else, just hooded
DATE: Wed Dec 31 17:25:46 PST 1997
Who figures me for someone else? That's not happening friend. I post 1-5 times a week, how could I be anyone else? Myk is a fellow partaker of the fine brew, he'll vouch for my singular existance. It also seems wb is a fellow member of the fine beer class. Tonight its a chicago local brew, "goose island christmas ale", fine stuff. Anyway, have a prematurely happy new year everyone! My resolution, to make as much $$$ (being union, its not that hard) and kiss as many pretty girls as possible. Ahh, a batcholor once again. Well, only 4 1/2 hours 'till my resolution takes effect. I'm off to a buddy's party (because I don't know where quennie lives, you invited me didn't you? Doh!). privite message to all you heavy drinkers tonight- Drink 1 glass of water at bedtime with a couple of asprins. When you wake up take alkeseltzer or preferably tylenol cold & flu (the kind that fizzes like alkeseltzer) you'll be dopey - but pain free.


FROM: jick the cat
DATE: Wed Dec 31 17:24:37 PST 1997
hello,hmm


FROM: Vic Flange
DATE: Wed Dec 31 17:15:33 PST 1997
Hey wally, glad you're enjoying your polks,careful with the anti-freeze,and keep the cubans AWAY FROM the JUG. TIP:a foaming Guinnes can put out a fire.


FROM: wb
DATE: Wed Dec 31 16:53:10 PST 1997
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FROM: The Bard-O
DATE: Wed Dec 31 16:20:37 PST 1997
Would that justice were as pleasant.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Wed Dec 31 16:08:42 PST 1997
That would explain the orgasm I had all the sudden just sitting here.


FROM: Chewing the Headless Wonder; WB the Headless Wit
DATE: Wed Dec 31 15:39:34 PST 1997
Doh!


FROM: webmaster <webmaster@wbr.com>
DATE: Wed Dec 31 15:38:45 PST 1997
I will now reverse flame all of you new year's revellers with a potent mega mojo. It will decapitate those who have done wrong here; it will grant an instantaneous orgasm to those of you who have been pure. ...paching!!!!....


FROM: Rod Stewert
DATE: Wed Dec 31 15:36:41 PST 1997
Hey. Duh, quit fighting here. Cut and paste in my room. I know you want me. See my butt? You like, don't you.


FROM: Dorrie Loves Booger Boy
DATE: Wed Dec 31 15:35:45 PST 1997
Hello. What's a Duh?


FROM: Dorrie
DATE: Wed Dec 31 15:35:17 PST 1997
Hello. What's a twit?


FROM: Dorrie
DATE: Wed Dec 31 15:32:36 PST 1997
Hello. What's a twit?


FROM: The Shout
DATE: Wed Dec 31 15:31:02 PST 1997
Dear Infected s--teater: Come forward and show us the hideous truth of your booger eatin' life. C'mon, vent, it will do your soiled mattress good.


FROM: Nero
DATE: Wed Dec 31 15:29:10 PST 1997
Never you mind. Anybody seen my violin?


FROM: Guru Daath
DATE: Wed Dec 31 15:28:39 PST 1997
Sorry, I was getting off for lunch. There. That's better.


FROM: webmaster <webmaster@chewingscrotum.c-m>
DATE: Wed Dec 31 15:27:30 PST 1997
My resolution is to honor all those who cut and paste entire chapters of Proust, as if. Pretentious bastards...


FROM: Ed
DATE: Wed Dec 31 15:24:31 PST 1997
My resolution is 300 dpi, usually, though I can trim it to 240 without much image quality loss. 'Course, on the internet, I use 72 dpi exclusively.


FROM: webmaster <webmaster@willybee.c-m>
DATE: Wed Dec 31 15:23:26 PST 1997
I have a peanut butter jar up my a-hole, and it's got 'polk audio' written all over it.


FROM: m
DATE: Wed Dec 31 13:29:59 PST 1997
Hey Queenie and rOb,I'm waiting for your CD to arrive. It's a race between syllables and Glass flesh,in the postal service. which will win? I'll tell you next year. Queenie, have a good new years eve.Being a musicians wife on new years eve can be a solitary existence.working musicians are the soldiers in our war for entertainment.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Wed Dec 31 13:12:25 PST 1997
Hey - Does everyone have resolutions this year?


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Wed Dec 31 13:07:02 PST 1997
BTW - How's your new years eve been so far? Did you know there's a BIG PARTY AT MY HOUSE tonight for you guys...All the booze you can drink for any of my Robyn Hitc--k Message Board friends that show up.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Wed Dec 31 13:05:34 PST 1997
rOb...I don't have Blue Valentine. Would you recommend it as my next Waits purchase? I really want to get Nighthawks at the Diner too.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:51:34 PST 1997
Hey m! Happy New Year!


FROM: m
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:48:35 PST 1997
Happy new year mr.Wax!!


FROM: FlangeTrom
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:46:26 PST 1997
I'm off to police those miscreants in the Rod lounge.By the allseeing EYE of Agamoto:::


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:43:56 PST 1997
Shhh. Marv Levy is giving his retirement speech. He is a mensch.


FROM: Vic Flange
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:41:24 PST 1997
If L is actually a person and not a scary fictional character, I, EaTrom,I mean Vic, say SEEK HELP NOW!! otherwise I think it's hooded or who knows.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:39:33 PST 1997
I don't do L.


FROM: Vic Flange
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:37:42 PST 1997
Will anyone own up to being L?? come on tell us.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:37:03 PST 1997
That's a relief.


FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:35:58 PST 1997
Seriously NOT!!ha ha ha.


FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:34:55 PST 1997
No! I'm really not.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:34:53 PST 1997
Are you really L?


FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:33:55 PST 1997
Yes I'm L. ha ha


FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:32:42 PST 1997
There are vast amounts of reissues and bootleg tapes around. more soon. so I hear.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:31:53 PST 1997
EaTrom - I think I know you.


FROM: Vic Flange
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:30:25 PST 1997
not a sausage,Yes sadly only a link.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:28:23 PST 1997
Thanks EaTrom, according to that page, I have Number Three.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:26:08 PST 1997
Ah. A link. Hmmm. A link.


FROM: MMM
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:25:24 PST 1997
As soon as I'm done shaving in the dark.


FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:25:09 PST 1997
They have many out here is a link: http://www.olywa.net/hilliard/cheap_suits.html


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:24:16 PST 1997
Hey, Mr. Mustard, can I borrow a ten bob? I've heard you keep one up your nose!


FROM: rOb. <R.Crumb worshiper.>
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:23:29 PST 1997
Of course, R.Crumb has put out a lot of albums.


FROM: Mean Mister Mustard
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:22:51 PST 1997
I couldn't possibly have expected Voltaic to freak out that baddly could I?


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:22:27 PST 1997
It's just an eponymous album. The only one I've heard they put out.


FROM: Anonymous booger
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:21:28 PST 1997
Make me. Nyah nyah nyah nyah!


FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:21:17 PST 1997
GOOD Find rOb,The cheap suits are great, so I've heard. which album?


FROM: Voltaic sez fuk you to the anonymous booger, Duh
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:19:45 PST 1997
The living proof that an angry fuk not me is waiting for the good to come so he can p--s all over it is right here for all to see, and it ain't me. To that person: I hope it hurts when you pee every single day of your pathetic life. Is that negative enough for you, you infected s--t eater?


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:18:51 PST 1997
Queenie, in reference to you saying "Small Change" being one of the greatest albums ever....I have to slightly disagree. Don't get me wrong, it's an incredible album, I'm just more partial to "Blue Valentine". The t-tle track just gets to me. I hope noone ever sees me hear that song, cause I get all goopy. Anyhoo, guess what I found today? A copy of R.Crumb and his Cheap Suit Seranaders! Woo-Hoo!


FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:18:05 PST 1997
we need a posse here and get stun guns a cybernuthouse and..hey wait a minute,this is like that dimension the krypton prisoners were sent to, in superman comics.


FROM: *
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:16:32 PST 1997
You've got hair in places most people haven't got brains. Oooh. And it feels like 1974.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:13:41 PST 1997
I mean the 15 year old Chinese girl is wb.


FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:12:19 PST 1997
I think it really was the webmaster.. It wasn't me.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:11:59 PST 1997
No. That's Willybee.


FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:11:17 PST 1997
I could probably touch BASE for that


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:10:23 PST 1997
Hey- was that really the webmaster or is someone pretending?


FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:10:04 PST 1997
I'm not a 15 year old chinese girl thats for sure.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:08:36 PST 1997
Do you have my e-mail address?


FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:07:35 PST 1997
I will email you some day ...


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:06:09 PST 1997
Who were you in a past life EaTrom?


FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:05:19 PST 1997
Whatever happened to Joe?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:05:10 PST 1997
It's a nasty thing to do. It's like some psychotic breakdown. Too bad.


FROM: Soybean
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:03:59 PST 1997
attn: CW,pungo,decoy,voltaic,sleepy and in particular MYK. Did it slip your mind that this a message board for Robyn Hitchc--k, It's not a chat room for you bunglebunnies. It's not a chat room for you to discuss "morning tea" premiership soccer, or how your day was.We don't give a bottom how your day was. If you lilly white goombahs would like chat E-mail each other, And by the way you don't have a clue about the genius and intellect of M r. Hitchc--k.Get off this message so people with real constructive and concrete ideas like me can relay to Mr. Hitchc--k and gain some insight into his work!


FROM: wb
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:03:49 PST 1997
Voltaic- do you come from a long line of jerkoffs, or is it just you? I know you're behind this twit.


FROM: webmaster <webmaster@wbr.com>
DATE: Wed Dec 31 12:01:23 PST 1997
That's enough of the cut and paste, anymore of this and I will be forced to shut this message board down. THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING!


FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Wed Dec 31 11:58:53 PST 1997
I'm losin' my religion again.


FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Wed Dec 31 11:57:49 PST 1997
It's either ..Oh who knows..


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 31 11:54:16 PST 1997
What has happened?


FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Wed Dec 31 11:46:20 PST 1997
Move the boat.


FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Wed Dec 31 11:45:47 PST 1997
Well I guess we ALL know who it is NOW sad really.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Wed Dec 31 11:44:58 PST 1997
You're gonna make the webmaster have to come in here again.

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