FROM: @
DATE: Tue Dec 30 10:25:10 PST 1997
Voltaic - please detail your problem with Myk and Sleepy. It would be good to reach a conclusion before the year is out. Myk has sensible reasonable explanations for his behaviour. Sleepy seems to know a reasonable amount about Robyn.


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 10:24:21 PST 1997
grammer?


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 10:23:36 PST 1997
sorry-bad grammer.


FROM: @
DATE: Tue Dec 30 10:23:07 PST 1997
Yes. I'm afraid I left wb out. But obviously I am not him. Please give my grammar a little credit.


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 10:22:46 PST 1997
observation is a key to understanding, as an observer you above everyone else the truth.


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 10:21:43 PST 1997
I would say that you are being a little rough on Myk and Sleepy, in retrospect.


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 10:20:38 PST 1997
How do I know if you're wrong? I just observe.


FROM: Keith
DATE: Tue Dec 30 10:20:19 PST 1997
a cartoon man in the real world.


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 10:20:18 PST 1997
wb- you are as bad as Myk, whining like a child all the time.


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 10:19:23 PST 1997
Interesting how you left him out! Hmm, makes one wonder why.


FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 30 10:18:57 PST 1997
I can drive my boat with one hand and hold a jagged butcher knife in the other wwwoooohhoooo!!!


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 10:18:08 PST 1997
r0b is ok I suppose, Myk is a-hole, Sleepy is a pretentious whore. Turning tricks for a buck but still arrogant. Am I wrong, yes/no?


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 10:18:05 PST 1997
so who is this speaking?


FROM: big lobes
DATE: Tue Dec 30 10:17:29 PST 1997
Yes, I forgot about him...


FROM: tiny lobes
DATE: Tue Dec 30 10:16:36 PST 1997
and dont forget the jagged butcher knife guy.hee hee


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 10:15:24 PST 1997
What palliative can they give you?


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 10:14:25 PST 1997
What's wrong with Myk, Sleepy and rOb?


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 10:13:23 PST 1997
Almost all of them, Queenie and Cushca are nice. CW is getting better, to HELL with the rest of them.


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 10:12:03 PST 1997
Is this Voltaic or wb? The space is blurring.


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 10:11:23 PST 1997
Ah, come on. Not all of them.


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 10:09:33 PST 1997
Not me, I despise these bastards. I wish them all poverty stricken, unhealthy new years.


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 10:04:31 PST 1997
I think it would be nice if Voltaic would just ignore any goading postings and instead just post as he used to. There have been a few inspired and quite pleasant moments recently where everyone has got along just fine. A return to form would be good.


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:59:10 PST 1997
I am getting off for lunch now.


FROM: message to 'duh'
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:58:44 PST 1997
I lied. So there.


FROM: [duh]
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:57:56 PST 1997
Noboy!


FROM: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [duh] !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [um] !!!!!!!!!!!!!! [duh]!!!!!!!
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:57:12 PST 1997
it's a trap fer this man in orange trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [duh] !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:55:58 PST 1997
Myk snnot.


FROM: The Human Luge
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:55:17 PST 1997
I'm getting off myself, have a well fantasies whole damn bunch, ya'!


FROM: I love it when you call me "volt boy," Duk Snerfy!
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:53:24 PST 1997
My resolution is to continue posting messages but only irreverant and funny ones. The angry ones (the ones I put up, not the imposters) were nearly always responses to the slithering slug (who's been doing "poop poop" all morning) trying to be me and being much worse than I ever was. The long and short of it is that I will not ever read anybody elses postings anymore. I will simply come in, perform, and leave. Tah tah, slug! Never going to response to you again!


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:47:02 PST 1997
I'm off myself, have a-well whatever.Sleepy you'll be in my fantasies tonight. good riddance the whole damn bunch of ya'!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:43:22 PST 1997
I've got to go now as well. Happy New Year Myk. Happy New Year to you all! I'll speak to you in '98. Take care.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:40:08 PST 1997
i must sign off for a bit, as well, so i'll bid all of you adieu! adios, even! have a fun and safe time during your respective new year parties! Sleepy: i'll drink a toast to you at 7pm Dec 31st, to honor YOUR new year! after that, i'll have enough drinks to toast all of you.


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:38:54 PST 1997
Myk-you are so funny, no not really.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:36:40 PST 1997
and you know i'd love to hear it, sleepy. did cushca's fortune-teller mention an american guy named myk who would make her happier than some adam guy? i hope so... i paid that damn fortune-teller 50 quid!


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:36:37 PST 1997
it's a trap! fer godsakes don't envision this man in a orange boucle jumper! it's a trap!!!!!1


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:34:59 PST 1997
Laid? Yeah, I got Laid. (saying that makes me feel good!) I prefer the one before it, though. I think it's called Seven.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:34:46 PST 1997
Have a great New Year CW! I'll go book my ticket to New York tomorrow! Bye for '97.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:34:20 PST 1997
I understood what your smoothing comment pertained to. I'm getting my timing back. What a relief. Really going now. Bye


FROM: rOb. <(In a Homer Simpson voice)>
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:33:05 PST 1997
Mmmmmm...smoothing.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:32:56 PST 1997
rOb - Have you got that James album? It's very good.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:32:45 PST 1997
I'm off for lunch and target practise. Sleepy- see ya on the big board Friday. HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEARS my dear. It will get to you five hours early. You could hop the Concord and be in New York City to do it all over again. We'll all meet you there.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:32:23 PST 1997
Smoothing is good.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:31:55 PST 1997
Damn, that was horrible. No wonder I don't get laid.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:31:32 PST 1997
Cripes! I just completely missed the sexual innuendo inherent in that. Let me make up for lost time...ahem......"Smoothing it on, eh? I like that."


FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:31:27 PST 1997
Hmm, think I'll put on a orange boucle jumper when I get home, ahh cheeseburger in paradise!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:31:09 PST 1997
CW - I was referring to your penultimate comment.... oh, my timing's all wrong now...


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:30:13 PST 1997
CW - I'm sure Cushca would have a suitably lewd riposte to that comment. Not me though.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:29:48 PST 1997
Excellent show! If you (meaning EVERYBODY) get a chance to see Ben Folds Five....DO IT! Or you'll anwer to me directly!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:29:33 PST 1997
Hmmm Smoothing it on doesn't really sound all that bad to me.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:28:56 PST 1997
rOb - they put on a good show, don't they?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:28:45 PST 1997
I just can't keep up with this board toady. My timing is all off.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:27:59 PST 1997
No - kind of smoothing it on. Hee, hee.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:27:53 PST 1997
I actually met Ben Folds once. He was...weird.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:26:57 PST 1997
Well, Sleepy, Ben Folds and Co. are from North Carolina, just about 30 minutes away from my present location here in South Carolina.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:26:30 PST 1997
I think she's rubbing it in.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:25:58 PST 1997
No, if you remember, my friend went by the name of 'poopypants'. He's a simple man, my friend, and doesn't like to deviate from anything.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:25:40 PST 1997
rOb - Ben Folds Five are Carolina boys aren't they?


FROM: POOPENHEIMER
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:24:26 PST 1997
I apologise if that last post from myself offended anyone. I don't live to offend, I live to....POOP! (well you knew that was coming, didn't you?)


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:24:25 PST 1997
Myk - I can't remember! I knew I should have written them down when I was at my parents' house. Cushca and I had our fortunes told at the staff party... Sorry, that's got nothing to do with anything... Er, rOb - I have to agree that OK Computer is excellent. I keep playing Paranoid Android at the moment. I resolve to see Robyn play in London at least three times by the middle of February. Ha, ha!


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:23:43 PST 1997
No, it's volty-boy!


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:23:08 PST 1997
Just once I'd to .........RUFF-RUFF!!!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:23:04 PST 1997
rOb - is that your crazy friend again?


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:22:56 PST 1997
Send it again, wb. That WAV file was messed up.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:22:54 PST 1997
yeah, sleepy, wb is trying to paint me in an unfavorable light. oh well. my respect for women is rarely called into question... actually, at events such as a new year's party i'll attend, they are often the predators! i love that. the game is fun, when one is in the mood for games, that is. less and less, as i age. ugh.


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:22:08 PST 1997
No willy, don't write a story, yes, no, yes, no........I'm feeling very animus right now!!! r0b play the song?


FROM: Poopenheimer
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:21:58 PST 1997
THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENED ALL YEAR WAS POOP! THAT'S RIGHT, POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP........POOP.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:19:47 PST 1997
I saw Robyn in 1997. The was a pretty good gig. I fear it was my only gig. That's hard to believe. And that jazz band from Cleveland. Resolutions. Hmmm.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:18:45 PST 1997
Fave albums from '97? Ok.....Ben Folds Five: Whatever and ever Amen, Radiohead: OK Computer, U-Ziq: Lunatic Harness....Fave gig? No Contest....seeing Robyn!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:18:22 PST 1997
i resolve to have cushca in '98! i resolve to have a gang of street mime thugs give Adam B. a pair of cement shoes and a trip to the Thames! i resolve... ah, hell... i'll resolve to just spend my money frivolously. yeah, that's a good resolution. what live songs are on that Oceanside single, sleepy?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:17:20 PST 1997
wb is trying to start an argument!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:16:50 PST 1997
What am I missing? How did this discussion about women get started?


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:15:18 PST 1997
Myk is a "mimbo", he lacks respect for women.


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:13:57 PST 1997
To stop posting on this damn board, therefore obliterating all these jacka.ss' from mmy life


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:13:46 PST 1997
The pursuit is always more fun than the capture!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:11:48 PST 1997
women as "lumps of meat"? never. i like women way too much to regard them as that. often the pursuit is more fun than the capture, because the interaction is on so many levels. yeah, rob, maybe not when i get there tonite, since i'll be there only a short bit, but maybe this weekend we could have a beer. not sure what the weekend brings, but that wouldn't be a bad idea. i'll email you when/if i know something definitive.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:11:11 PST 1997
So. 1998 is waiting with open arms. Any favourite records/gigs this year? Any resolutions for next?


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:10:27 PST 1997
r0b-chek your mail!


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:03:47 PST 1997
it's a trap! fer godsakes don't send this man you're e-mail address! it's a trap!!!!!1


FROM: guess <willybee@harborcom.net>
DATE: Tue Dec 30 09:00:23 PST 1997
Someone give me an email address, I want to send something to them. ITS FUNNY!!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:59:21 PST 1997
When I was looking through my record collection the other day, I found a 12" vinyl promo copy of Oceanside. Has anyone else got this? I don't ever recall seeing it before. There seem to be some live tracks on the b-side.


FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:56:53 PST 1997
Yep' I'm at work. Its "casual day". hahaha


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:55:37 PST 1997
wb - aren't you at work?!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:55:14 PST 1997
Not even a smile, wb?


FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:53:48 PST 1997
I'm wearing nothing.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:52:37 PST 1997
Yeah, CW. I'm wearing a lovely jumper today myself. Fashion lingo is easy once you give in to it. My advice? Roam aimlessly around your pad (House) singing this phrase over and over: "We are the goon squad and we're coming to town, BEEP! BEEP!" In no time, you'll be as fashion concious as the rest of us!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:52:25 PST 1997
Sweater? You see? I was envisioning a once piece jump suit like was all the rage in the 50's vision of the future. I think I can relax now.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:50:39 PST 1997
Has anyone noticed that Somewhere Apart is just a giant rip off of John Lennon's song Remember?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:50:08 PST 1997
It's a sweater in American.


FROM: I'm Gonna Burn Your Bongos <TONIGHT!>
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:50:05 PST 1997


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:49:28 PST 1997
Mmmm. Cheeseburger. How that she got there I haven't a clue.


FROM: Ah, Shed Your Bags, <HERE COMES A MULE!>
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:49:27 PST 1997


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:47:59 PST 1997
Am I? I feel scattered today. A million directions at once. So Sleepy, being the incredible vacuum of fashion knowledge that I am, please tell me what a jumper is.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:47:08 PST 1997
Wow. This is where we finally discover that there is actually only one person posting on the board and that that person is Robyn.


FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:46:17 PST 1997
Hmm, think I'll put on Buffet when I get home, ahh cheeseburger in paradise!


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:46:09 PST 1997
Was that subtle enough for ya, Myk?


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:45:50 PST 1997
Hey, Myk, if the fates allow it, perhaps I could drive up to the Chapel Hill area. We could finally meet. You're probably not as cute as Sleepy or Cushca (and I know you can't be cuter than Queenie), but what the hell....


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:44:25 PST 1997
CW - you're very quiet today.


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:43:47 PST 1997
Myk-for once put away the knockout pills. "target rich" referring to females as lumps of meat again, eh!?


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:43:24 PST 1997
Well, little Sammie (first you were a geophysist, now you're a little boy?), I've been thinking about that. I've been clean (more or less) for a year, so I don't think there was anything in the sock drawer. Which begs the question, who out there is selling drugs to my dogs?!?!?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:42:20 PST 1997
Funny you should mention velvet. I was going to wear my dark purple velvet shirt today, but opted for the retina-burning orange boucle jumper instead.


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:41:52 PST 1997
she's ignoring you again.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:41:51 PST 1997
well, rob, i'll be in the Chapel Hill/Cary/RTP area. cool area. UNC bars are fun and target-rich. giggle.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:40:38 PST 1997
Sorry rOb. I didn't even think to put a photo in. I was just so pleased that I'd forced myself to post it off. I'll confer with Cushca on Friday and see what she says...


FROM: Little Sammie
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:40:30 PST 1997
rOb, if you prefer drugs to earthquakes, there is hope for all of us. But it begs the question: where did the drugs come from? Sock drawer?


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:39:21 PST 1997
So, it's them {the dogs} sensing the tectonic plates shifting? I much rather prefer the drug theory. Besides, I don't think SC is very prone to earthquakes.


FROM: Sam the Geophysicist
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:38:04 PST 1997
rOb: get under a table...it's earthquake time.


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:37:38 PST 1997
Sleepy-ever dress in velvet?


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:37:20 PST 1997
That was me, talking to myself...


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:36:57 PST 1997
EEEYAHHHH!! Now the other one's doing it as well. I simply have to find their stash!


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:36:02 PST 1997
EEEYAHHHH!! I think my dog is on cocaine! It's doing that thing that really small dogs do....running around the house in pure reckless abandon!


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:35:39 PST 1997
she's ignoring you again.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:34:28 PST 1997
So, Sleepy, does this mean I won't be seeing your likeness anytime soon?


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:33:05 PST 1997
Ah, Atlanta, with killings, olympic style...


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:32:39 PST 1997
Yes. I am working on Friday. Can't really see myself getting anything done, but I'll be here. wb - that place sounds awesome. I have to pay for my baseball season tickets now. Nothing gets me thinking about summer like that.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:31:51 PST 1997
Yeah, Myk....going to Atlanta, hmm? Stop off in NC? Where in NC are you stopping off at? You're in my neck of the woods, now.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:31:35 PST 1997
I'm not ignoring you! Or the others. So there.


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:30:58 PST 1997
Sleepy's learning to ignore the rest of us.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:30:29 PST 1997
heh heh rob... very subtle! last night i listened to queenie's husband's band off their website. groovy jams.


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:29:28 PST 1997
Key West without the freaks and crowds is a graveyard.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:27:53 PST 1997
Myk - I've been to where you're going! There's an amazing-looking blue neon diner around there somewhere. Little Five Points is fun as well. And Virginia Highland. CW - I'm back at work on Friday. Are you working then too?


FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:27:53 PST 1997
Great, now I'm thinking about summer. The "Bay" (as it's affectionately referred to by those who love it) is like Key West, without the freaks and crowds.


FROM: Brass Knuckle Band
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:27:27 PST 1997
Oy, we wanna gig. Give us a gig then, eh? Or we'll dose ya one, eh?


FROM: Wanking Chex
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:26:26 PST 1997
Hey Mortea, how's that peanut butter jar coming?


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:26:11 PST 1997
Damn, Sleepy. I was hoping you could send me a pic of Cushca and yourself along with the order. You know, I like to know what my fanbase looks like. Oh, well, I guess I was too late, eh?


FROM: Dyk Jerky
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:25:20 PST 1997
I did the "chinese chicken salad" joke before Letterman did.... nya nya nya nya


FROM: wb <www.put-in-bay.com, or www.patdailey.com>
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:23:58 PST 1997
NOPE!!?? It's on South Bass Island, near Sandusky, Beer Barrel Saloon-longest bar in the world. The "Bay" is a riot.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:23:43 PST 1997
I don't know if the film is coming out in September here or in the US though. You may get it sooner.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:22:53 PST 1997
Hi rOb. I sent off for your CDs today! Weh-hey!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:18:05 PST 1997
Nope. Where is it?


FROM: Mrs. Wally
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:17:45 PST 1997
You know,Wally, its not the boat it's the space it's parked in. You know I need it for my Knitting club. Put it in your apt. garage. Jack wont mind, you know Jack.


FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:16:28 PST 1997
.....maybe Shooters, I REALLY like Shooters.....CW- ever been to Put-In-Bay??


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:14:27 PST 1997
Road Trip to Cleveland. Party on wb's boat. First round is on me.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:12:58 PST 1997
SEPTEMBER!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Fookin' Christ! What a way to start the day, eh? Sleepy, glad to see you back. Morning to everyone else as well.


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:12:33 PST 1997
Oh, You dance in a Go-Go bar?


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:10:57 PST 1997
The boat will not be moved till' spring, when it will be slid into the water for another season of fun. At that point I will no longer sit at a computer for 24hours a day, instead you can find me at the bar, probably Flagship Lounge.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:07:39 PST 1997
Yeah, move the boat, wb. Quit talking about it. Just do it.


FROM: Wallys' MOM
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:07:01 PST 1997
MOVE THE BOAT!!!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:06:33 PST 1997
In case of any confusion when Storefront Hitchc--k does eventually surface, I am the one with the two-foot high blond beehive.


FROM: focused people
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:05:56 PST 1997
NOW!


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:05:48 PST 1997
They're very normal, I suppose I love her. She never really even tried to undestand me, instead she criticizes. But everyone does this to me.


FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:04:00 PST 1997
Wally B, you seem to have broken the board again with your shenanagans and your McLuedts.~~That second recipe was from someone other than McLuedt~~.I, EaTrom, have McLuedt in custody.ow he will be locked in Rods lounge for the remainder of the day. Keep focused people. However, That breakfast did sound excellent!


FROM: wb's therapist
DATE: Tue Dec 30 08:00:39 PST 1997
Tell me about your feelings toward your mother.


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:58:27 PST 1997
dang Sleepy isn't going to give me her address, is she? I had several nudies of myself ready to be mailed.


FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:55:23 PST 1997
it's me


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:55:20 PST 1997
heh heh wax. i bet the people sitting behind her get really angry because they can't see the stage.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:53:57 PST 1997
quit posting with my name, you loon. ah, but who can be sure WHICH loon?


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:53:36 PST 1997
when I learn to type, look out world!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:53:00 PST 1997
Although I'm looking forward to the film, it's the music I truly crave. Seeing Sleepy sitting in the audience with her big false head will be very cool though.


FROM: bored-annoyed-frustrted-lonely-horny guy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:52:56 PST 1997
therapy is fine, made several breakthroughs recently.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:51:26 PST 1997
dang!! just wet myself.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:50:39 PST 1997
how's therapy, q guy?


FROM: Question Guy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:49:46 PST 1997
Hoes life Myky?


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:48:04 PST 1997
boy, i hope not, wax. i really really want a high-quality recording of robyn LIVE.


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:47:36 PST 1997
the Smithereens song 'Groovy Tuesday'? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:32:35 PST 1997 McLeudt- Did RS fans pay no attention to you? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: Mote it be DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:31:37 PST 1997 Kiss my a.s.s, all of you slugs, today! Have an accident-prone Tuesday! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: Sleepy DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:28:25 PST 1997 Mmm. Bad but yummy breakfast:- Bacon, fried egg and tomatoes. Pickle - Branston or Pan Yan. Bread and butter. Cup of tea.


FROM: xaW gniwehC
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:46:46 PST 1997
Goodbye! Don't know?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:45:14 PST 1997
Hello? Is the sound track album for Storefront simularly delayed?


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:43:59 PST 1997
mts


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:43:10 PST 1997
I pooped!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:42:15 PST 1997
the posting AFTER the 2 textless wasn't me either, obviously. behave, child.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:41:35 PST 1997
the two textless posts weren't me, of course. sleepy: only an accidental quote... "we went down to the river, on a warm summer night... the air was thick with the smell of.... temptation!"


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:39:45 PST 1997
I need help!heh heh sleepy you still there? of course you are, I can smell ya'!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:39:35 PST 1997
I need help!heh heh sleepry you still there? of course you are, I can smell ya'!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:38:20 PST 1997


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:38:15 PST 1997


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:37:20 PST 1997
One more day of this hell, then I'm gone.


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:35:50 PST 1997
No.


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:35:41 PST 1997
so easy to guess


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:33:26 PST 1997
Anyone ever heard the Smithereens song 'Groovy Tuesday'?


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:32:35 PST 1997
McLeudt- Did RS fans pay no attention to you?


FROM: Mote it be
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:31:37 PST 1997
Kiss my a.s.s, all of you slugs, today! Have an accident-prone Tuesday!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:28:25 PST 1997
Mmm. Bad but yummy breakfast:- Bacon, fried egg and tomatoes. Pickle - Branston or Pan Yan. Bread and butter. Cup of tea.


FROM: RH
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:28:06 PST 1997
Most of my stuff is about the shock of actually existing. This can manifest itself in different ways. If you look at everything from Can of Bees right up to Moss Elixir what they have in common is the reaction to being in a human body. The contradiction is that you might be walking down a street crying, and meanwhile your stomach is digesting steak and french fries. These two things are happening at once: you want to murder somebody and you've just had a yogurt. At the same time. I've just put out the thought that it's the shock of your whole existence and that your existence is so brief. This could be horrible or peaceful depending on what mood you're in, or how long you have to live


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:24:37 PST 1997
Are you quoting a Sugar song Myk?!


FROM: McLeudt
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:15:13 PST 1997
Black Pudding with Apple Wedges and Mustard Mash Spicy black pudding tastes great as part of a traditional fry-up, but team it with creamed potatoes and sauteed apples and you have a sensational supper dish. Serves 4 Preparation: 25 mins Calories/Fat per serving: 521cals/26g Cost per serving: 85p 2 x 15ml sp (2 tbsp) Vegetable Oil 2 Medium Onions, peeled and sliced 150g (5oz ) Instant Mashed Potato Mix 150ml (* pint ) Half Fat Milk 1 x 15ml sp (1 tbsp) English Mustard 2 x 225g Packs Black Pudding, sliced 2 Eating Apples, such as Braeburn, cored and cut into wedges Instant Gravy Granules, enough to make 300ml (* pint) gravy 1 x 15ml sp (1 tbsp) Freshly Chopped Parsley to garnish Method 1 Heat the oil in a frying pan and cook the onions for about 10 minutes, stirring occasionally until soft and golden brown. 2 Meanwhile, combine the instant potato mix with 600ml (1 pint) of boiling water and stir in the milk and mustard and keep it warm. 3 Remove the onions from the pan and stir into the mashed potato. Set the pan back over a medium heat and fry the black pudding in batches according to the instructions on the packet, keeping the first batches warm while you fry the rest. 4 Add the apple wedges to the pan and fry over a medium heat for about 5-10 minutes until they are tender. 5 Use the gravy granules to make 300ml (* pint) gravy according to the instructions on the packet. 6 To serve, spoon the potato mixture on to individual plates with slices of black pudding, some apples and a little gravy, then garnish with parsley.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:13:24 PST 1997
THAT's a good idea. heh heh.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:11:25 PST 1997
Got it Myk. Sleepy - are you going to give poor wb your e-mail address?


FROM: Mrs. Thatcher
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:08:37 PST 1997
McLeudt, you bloated Scottish puff, Take your stinking fowl black pudding and shove it up your arse.


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:04:52 PST 1997
hello yeh windgers.


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Tue Dec 30 07:01:08 PST 1997
Okay, my dream breakfast: 1) Pot of English Breakfast, with unpasturised milk. Pot MUST have been warmed first. 2) Plenty of both brown and white toast - I prefer brown, but find white better suited to mopping up at the end. 3) Beans and both grilled and tinned tomatoes. The beans heated thoroughly, yet not mushy. 4) Thoses large dark mushrooms fried. 5) Last nights veg, fried, plus brown onion. 6) Scrambled eggs. Scrambled in butter, and the chickens MUST be organically fed wi' scotch tailings so that the yolk is that splendid deep fluorecent orange. 7) Sau 10 times the price of meat, but as I've been in withdrawal for the past 5 years, even the hint of a sausage is worth any cost! 8) Nearly forgot the chips in th' porridge!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 06:58:52 PST 1997
'tis far nobler to check email... both of you!


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 06:46:32 PST 1997
Septembers good.


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 06:44:06 PST 1997
Aah, nuttin' like silk drawers, all agree?


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 06:43:41 PST 1997
that was me. giggle.


FROM: Jonathan Demme
DATE: Tue Dec 30 06:43:29 PST 1997
The editing crew scoffed when I instituted a "no pets" policy in the film cutting room, but now look what's happened! Damn reckless kids.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 06:39:30 PST 1997
[currently giggling at wax's notion of Jurassic Hitchc--k] sorry i missed your atlanta question, sleepy: i'm driving down to North Carolina (the adjacent state to the south) and i'll spend the night there, then cruise to atlanta the next day.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 30 06:39:22 PST 1997
Ahhh. Poor little kitten. I got a whole lot of knee socks for Christmas. Whoo hoo.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 06:37:49 PST 1997
Actually, what's happened is that a small kitten has got it's paw stuck in the film cannister and they're working on a technical and highly creative way of removing it.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 30 06:32:50 PST 1997
Hey Myk. What in the world could be delaying this film? The multi million dollar special effects? The bit where the veloceraptor runs on stages and chases Robyn around is supposed to be spectacular.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 06:31:55 PST 1997
september!! ugh! christmas was great for me, though someone neglected to leave me a gift-wrapped Cushca under my tree. damn. oh well, all else was groovy, though i needed the practical stuff (shirt, socks, etc.)


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 06:25:31 PST 1997
Hi Myk. Good pressies thanks. How about you? When are you off to Atlanta? I just found out this morning that Storefront Hitchc--k is now coming out in September - but I don't know if that's September here or in the US.


FROM: MADD <Mothers Against Ditsy Daughters>
DATE: Tue Dec 30 06:21:44 PST 1997
Take the keyboard, unplug the monitor, switch the circuit breaker. Do something, friends don't let friends drink and surf.


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 06:15:21 PST 1997
After years of drifting in and out of conciousness, I had grown tired of the neverending journeys. As I sit quietly in the middle of the living room watching the sun cast her shadow over the silent necropolis.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 06:14:23 PST 1997
sleepy is back! life is worth living again. giggle. how did father christmas treat you this year, sleepygirl? morning to Wax! ...and that silly willy too. heh.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 06:13:43 PST 1997
Hi. I wish I'd brought in my chocolate-covered coffee beans. Yum.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 30 06:09:30 PST 1997
So, I went to get coffee, and I had forgotten to start the machine. That set me back a bit. Hello Sleepy.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 06:03:09 PST 1997
Mid-February?! Christmas was good thanks - you?


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 06:01:07 PST 1997
Didn't think you were coming back till' mid Feb.! Did you have a nice Christmas?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 05:58:53 PST 1997
It had character before the corrections, wb!


FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 30 05:56:47 PST 1997
seeN-doUble-creaMskinned-WOW, more coffee.


FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 30 05:55:01 PST 1997
Have you ever seeb yourself? My doble was thrown one night into the island capital, where the creanskinned women melt into the cold breeze. There are two dimensions jostling each other, occasionlly intersecting, no merging. Twtin time and everyone goes plural, and there I was. Transplanted across a clouded room.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 05:47:48 PST 1997
Hello! I've found a sneaky way to get back onto the web during the lunchtime maintenance thing.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 30 05:35:57 PST 1997
Time to get some coffee. Yummy yummy coffee. I think it is spun. Shhh. I hear elves on the roof again. When I hear the word security I reach for my shot gun.


FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 30 05:03:52 PST 1997
!!!!!!Sleepy!!!!!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 03:33:42 PST 1997
My company's computers will be switched off for an hour at lunchtime today. Not interesting, but there you go...


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 03:30:29 PST 1997
span, surely...


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 03:29:30 PST 1997
Typical. The day I wear my delicate new jumper is the day I have to archive thousands of files with jagged edges. Grr. Should have worn my lumberjack shirt. Tea, anyone? I have to buy some Galaxy 500 records. I heard a record of theirs before a gig the other day and it sounded very interesting - good guitars. Fountains of Wayne are excellent - one of my favourite albums of this year and they're really good live as well. Finally got Radiohead's 'The Bends' and Suede's 'Coming Up' - which was worth the money for 'Filmstar' and 'Lazy' alone. I think 'Storefront Hitchc--k' has been put back a few months. My boss is letting me have the day off tomorrow. She spun more jumpers than anticipated yesterday and won't be needing me on Wednesday. Thank you spinning woman.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 30 02:46:13 PST 1997
Good morning. I hope you all had a good Christmas. My computer wouldn't let me wish you a Merry Christmas before I left. Robyn was number 70 in a London radio station's Listeners Top 100 artists poll yesterday. John Lennon was number 71! They played 'I Often Dream of Trains'.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Tue Dec 30 02:13:41 PST 1997
Goodnight kids


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Tue Dec 30 00:52:36 PST 1997
What if we don't have a credit card, should we just send cash?


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Tue Dec 30 00:52:01 PST 1997
Hey Willybee, I enjoyed your colorful email! But you're worried about nothing, really!


FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 23:22:18 PST 1997
One more thing, what makes wiggin' out on Queenie worse is I finished reading Being Peace by Thich Nhat Hanh today. A lovely book on how to live a peaceful life, oh well! It's now time to crash, gotta get up in a few hours.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 29 23:18:48 PST 1997
ThanK


FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 23:18:12 PST 1997
MINE, MINE, MINE, this board belongs to me and me alone! There will be a small posting tax for each post. You can also buy posts in bulk at discount rates if you wish. This new tax will begin on Jan. 1, 1998. email me your credit card number today to make sure you get access in time for the new year. Than you, I look forward to spending your loot!


FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 23:13:11 PST 1997
.....ER sorry Queenie...


FROM: Poe <A Dream Within A Dream>
DATE: Mon Dec 29 22:59:16 PST 1997
Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now, Thus much let me avow- You are not wrong, who deem That my days have been a dream; Yet if hope has flown away In a night, or in a day, In a vision, or in none, Is it therefore the less gone? All that we see or seem Is but a dream within a dream. I stand amid the roar Of a surf-tormented shore, And I hold within my hand Grains of the golden sand- How few! yet how they creep Through my fingers to the deep, While I weep- while I weep! O God! can I not grasp Them with a tighter clasp? O God! can I not save One from the pitiless wave? Is all that we see or seem But a dream within a dream? -THE END- .


FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 29 22:54:39 PST 1997
I need a life!!!!


FROM: har har har har har har har har har har har har <rah rah rah rah rah rah rah rah rah rah rah rah >
DATE: Mon Dec 29 22:53:23 PST 1997
One night the reality generators malfunctioned, unlikely but true.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 29 22:24:19 PST 1997
i'm so glad i got home in time to read that post, queenie. that is very, very cool. children amaze me, honestly they do. something you must do right now, if you don't already: write this stuff (and future events) down in a book kept somewhere safe. otherwise, you forget it all. you'll both be happy you did. if you already do this, cool!


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 22:11:05 PST 1997
You guys...My child blows my mind sometimes. We bought her tons of musical instruments for christmas trying to channel the musical talent that she seems to have naturally and her affection for Ken's guitars, so I got her this little kid sized plastic guitar that looks exactly like a miniature Fender Strat with plastic strings and she's been walking around playing with it (she insists on having a pick though she's probably already lost a dozen of them inside the guitar). Anyway, I wrote that thing about the real audio of Ken's record on his web site, so I went there to listen to them cause I haven't in a while. So she gets all exited, going "Daddy! Daddy" and she runs and gets her little plastic guitar and she started playing along! I mean strumming IN TIME with the music! It blew my goddamn mind! I'm just so knocked out right now I can't believe it. You guys, this child is barely BARELY two years old! She's sitting here in diapers playing along to a Bill Withers song. She doesn't have the fingering part yet, mind you, but she actually comprehends the concept of playing a guitar. Forgive me for rambling, but I'm just amazed and I have no one to share it with right now except for you guys.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 21:54:32 PST 1997
And I am anxious to hear your music, rOb. I think you should send me a CD.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 21:54:10 PST 1997
You can hear my husband's entire album on streaming audio from his webpage (which is basically like listening with a can on a string but oh well) if anyone's interested at www.pomn.com/kdb


FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 29 21:37:19 PST 1997
now wheres that drink? UGGHH!!!


FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 21:26:56 PST 1997
Did I chase everyone away? I fixed my problem.


FROM: WB
DATE: Mon Dec 29 21:18:54 PST 1997
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!!!


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 29 21:10:17 PST 1997
Smoke the cigarette, Queenie. I'll smoke one, and it will be as if we're sharing a smoke across the country. Now, if that's not a bonding moment, I don't know what is!


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 29 21:06:23 PST 1997
Thanks for liking my webpage, Queenie! I'm getting ready to move it to a much larger place, where WAV files of my songs run freely, knowing they are in a safe haven!


FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 21:04:49 PST 1997
Think I figured it out! This explains why I don't replies like I think I should.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 21:02:10 PST 1997
I can't decide if I want a cigarette or not.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 21:01:49 PST 1997
Well, I put you in my address book, but for some weird reason, when I use it, it gives me this AOL address. But the last time I used it it gave me the right one. I don't freaking know. But now everyone else knows your email!


FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 21:00:17 PST 1997
Ive got outlook express, it kinda looks like MSWord. Same stuff almost. Do you have to type out willybee@harborcom.net everytime to get it to me? I can't figure out how to delete them, it's incredible.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 20:56:12 PST 1997
rOb, I enjoyed your homepage.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 20:55:44 PST 1997
Check it again, WillyBee.


FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 20:54:13 PST 1997
I CAN'T GET RID OF THOSE BASTARDS!! I went through this once, those a--holes are incredible.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 20:47:32 PST 1997
Yes, Willybee. Once they have you in their evil corporate clutches, they never let you go.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 20:46:10 PST 1997
Hi I'm here!


FROM: Gunther <faroutphil@winchester.com>
DATE: Mon Dec 29 20:45:54 PST 1997
Hey, there. I sure hope someone can help me. I'm looking for any sources of info on the development of Magick (Judeo-Christian, Cabala, etc.) in Eastern Europe, particularly Poland and Russia. On-line sources are ideal, but any pointers would be appreciated. Other topics that might be suggested include pointers to info on Slavic paganism and heretical splits in the Eastern and Russian Orthodox churches. Thanks in advance!


FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Mon Dec 29 20:40:25 PST 1997
By the way, I am not Voltaic, I'm a friend of his. He speaks to cats.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 29 20:40:10 PST 1997
Queenie, you still there? (Deja Vu!)


FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 20:39:19 PST 1997
Those bastards are still corrupting my mail!

B>DATE: Mon Dec 29 20:40:10 PST 1997
Queenie, you still there? (Deja Vu!)


FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 20:39:19 PST 1997
Those bastards are still corrupting my mail!