FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 20:38:25 PST 1997
AOL???? I haven't been with them since April I think. How the hell did this happen?
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Mon Dec 29 20:37:55 PST 1997
I hear that you have annoyed the town
of Cleveland by hobbling around it 50,000 times in nothing but filthy underwear.now that would make SOME picture. scan that.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 20:36:47 PST 1997
Yeah, Volty, send me a picture! I'll give one in return!!
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 20:36:15 PST 1997
Hey Willy, maybe you wouldn't have that problem if it wasn't America Sucking Online.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 29 20:35:25 PST 1997
You, EaTrom, strike me as truly lame.
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Mon Dec 29 20:33:29 PST 1997
Oh come now, Wally. Letting someone else define your perception of
yourself strikes me, EaTrom, as truly lame.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 20:31:58 PST 1997
Volty-send her a photo!
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 20:31:18 PST 1997
Really Queenie-That's all I got in my mail. Is stocks, an advertisement. See how badly my isp SUCKS!! and it's...I bled all I caN I....
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 20:27:54 PST 1997
Whatever you say, EaTrom. If you really cared, you'd email me a photo.
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Mon Dec 29 20:23:24 PST 1997
I stll stand by " mexican Dr. Caseys'" Rx:
alfalfa oil cant hurt.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 20:23:20 PST 1997
You're a wierd guy, Willybee.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 20:22:20 PST 1997
Hot stocks Queenie?? ..I've got nothing to say-I ain't said before-I bled all I cab I won't bleed no more-I don't need no-one to understand -why the blood runs cold...
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Mon Dec 29 20:18:36 PST 1997
I meant the flu,
you wanted more?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 20:18:02 PST 1997
Hey rOb, when can I hear your album?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 20:16:01 PST 1997
Hey EaTrom, the other day when I said I wanted a prediction, you said that I have it all right NOW but I really, really think your crystal ball was a little cloudy on that one.
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Mon Dec 29 20:14:07 PST 1997
Nitwit? Well, you've shone yourself ragged
once too often I'd say. wb please move the damn boat your mothers' nattering is driving my perfect masters on the astral plane crazy.Oh yes, and feed the cat.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 20:14:00 PST 1997
Wait a minute...mail order brides on the Internet??
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 20:13:17 PST 1997
We had a party yesterday and there is a god awful amount of leftover booze here. I got a whole bottle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum and a bottle of Crown Royal and god knows what else. I can't get all liquored up though because I have to play with Sidney and everything. Oh well. Check your email, Willy Bee.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 20:11:35 PST 1997
bourbon it is, I got an unopened bottle of Old Heaven Hill!YESSS!! Queenie I think Voltaic is drunk. Now back to the mail order brides web site. they've got some cuties!
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 20:07:04 PST 1997
I don't believe that the last post by me was actually me. I think I would have remembered saying something like that. And now I have pictures of three of you fellas and you're all so handsome!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 29 20:00:37 PST 1997
Aah, you've been here all along, stop your lying.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 29 19:58:46 PST 1997
Hmm, bourbon or beer? decisions decisions.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 29 19:58:42 PST 1997
Hmm, bourbon or beer? decisions decisions.
FROM: d--k off, from Voltaic the Real
DATE: Mon Dec 29 19:57:39 PST 1997
I could be away for five whole days and your STILL writing about me! Sod off all of your, you worthless pricks. I wish RObyn knew how pathetic you guys were. He'd demand WB took this site down and replace it with a K-Mart web page.
FROM: Pathetic lifeless sad and sinnister person wanting you to think it is me, voltaic. Once again, V could die tomorrow knowing he could never come up with anything so poorly written...
DATE: Mon Dec 29 19:56:02 PST 1997
taste my poison my tiny being. in her
feelings her her her my own her he my my amber behind my paws me liquid I explored the darkness of my crimson world womb with whisker Beneath lush drugging me identity beat body cancer.
FROM: An open letter to Dyk Jerky's Momma, Celeste the Cow
DATE: Mon Dec 29 19:51:54 PST 1997
Dear Mr despite you regulars love each frustration emotions toward itself in Voltaic Wax twinkle postings xoxoxo
FROM: Chortling Wags
DATE: Mon Dec 29 19:49:22 PST 1997
I wish you'd all stop chortling and lick me!
FROM: McDorkalds, Hong Kong
DATE: Mon Dec 29 19:48:33 PST 1997
Chinese Chicken Salad for everyone on da board!!!!! Gather round, byte wasters! No worry! We spray salad with DDT! Super Safe! Eat up, Nitwits!
FROM: A Paul Ling
DATE: Mon Dec 29 19:47:21 PST 1997
Shuump!
FROM: EatMe
DATE: Mon Dec 29 19:46:45 PST 1997
Eatrom: You really believe the web meister cares? Some psychic you are. Eat me, eatrom
FROM: Voltaik
DATE: Mon Dec 29 19:45:47 PST 1997
R'nt u guise glued Ai staid a whey this holiday weekender? f--k you all bye for now lifeless hasbeens (nervy wuzzes!)
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 19:44:23 PST 1997
ok, I admit it. It was me. I am anon 1,2,3 Myk, Wax, Sleepy, Queenie and, Yes, Volt Boy. Mooch is the only other guy around here. And as for Cuscha, well, let me tell ya.....
FROM: Dyk Jerky
DATE: Mon Dec 29 19:42:54 PST 1997
Speling is for wimps with too much TYME!
FROM: Flaming Hair Pie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 19:42:18 PST 1997
Ea this you jerks
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 19:41:43 PST 1997
Free pictures of me at www.skaggym,ome..com
FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Mon Dec 29 19:41:13 PST 1997
Shaddp you arragant occultist satanic jaggs!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 29 19:40:35 PST 1997
I wish you'd all quit bickering and eat me!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 29 19:40:15 PST 1997
Hmm, bolt voy, you chinese chicken salad! Put you to death, Joe!
FROM: Mortea
DATE: Mon Dec 29 19:39:21 PST 1997
You are all arrogunt jazzbos. Chex on you all. Jerk Dykly, your're a saint (knot!). Bee gued, all you hasbeens (never wuzzes!
FROM: hooded
DATE: Mon Dec 29 18:47:42 PST 1997
can I play e-mail? I just got this dam.n computer and I want to see what it will do. How do I get a picture of me into an e-mail message? well, I'm off to see what that kcrw thing looks like with a decent player.
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Mon Dec 29 16:46:50 PST 1997
WoW!!The crabby old webmaster took time from her busy job in the Rod lounge to flex her muscles and threaten the poor demented loonies on this "Robyn Hitchock"(sp) thingie with deletion?,Well, HEY!! it's all meant IN FUN( besides I, EaTrom , am keeping an EYE on things) So you go and sort out that K.D.Lang board will you? they say strange things there, And they can even write c--k on that one. Lang too if they want. Delete this.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 29 16:10:39 PST 1997
Well, Queenie, since you're obviously not there, check your e-mail, as I sent you another pic of myself.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 29 16:05:11 PST 1997
Hey, Queenie, you still there?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 15:55:45 PST 1997
And I REALLY love you now that I have pictures of some of you and know your real names. All I need now is a photo of Voltaic...
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 15:55:04 PST 1997
I know I love each and every one of you. Except for maybe that L girl that's always apologizing and making up with herself. But she was here before I was so even she deserves respect.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 29 15:50:44 PST 1997
...board see, we lo...
FROM: Open letter to a webmaster
DATE: Mon Dec 29 15:49:57 PST 1997
Dear Mr.Webmaster; despite what you and all other non-regulars to this board, we love each other. The joking around is just frustration (due to our inability to show our true emotions toward each other in person) manifesting itself in a completely harmless manner. Everytime Voltaic and Chewing Wax fight, there's a twinkle in their postings. Thank you for your understanding and patience. xoxoxo
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 29 15:43:49 PST 1997
What about flamers? I think to ban us would be a against my civil rights.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 15:34:57 PST 1997
Forward all replies to GOFLAMEYOURSELF.COM
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 15:24:39 PST 1997
Now you guys have done it.
FROM: webmaster
<webmaster@wbr.com>
DATE: Mon Dec 29 14:46:21 PST 1997
ATTENTION: If you are interested in flaming or being flamed Leave Now!
Flaming will NOT BE TOLERATED on this board & will be DELETED.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 29 14:31:57 PST 1997
it's baaaaaaaaccccckkk
FROM: You have two days to Learn it know it live it
DATE: Mon Dec 29 13:52:53 PST 1997
Should auld acquaintance be forqot,
Tho' they return with scars?
These are a noble hero's lot,
Obtain'd in glorious wars;
Welcome, my Varo, to my breast,
Thy arms about me twine,
And make me once again as blest,
As I was lang syne.
O'er moor and dale with your gay friend
You may pursue the chase,
And after a blythe bottle end
AII cares in my embrace.
And in a vacant rainy day
You shall be wholly mine:
We'll make the hours run smooth away
And laugh at lang syne.
Shall Monarchy be quite forgot,
And of it no more heard?
Antiquity be razed about
And slav'ry put in stead?
Is Scotsman's blood now grown so cold,
The valor of their mind,
That they can never once reflect
On old lang syne?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 29 13:48:11 PST 1997
Cszaba retorts "Hold me like you've never done before!"
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 29 13:47:18 PST 1997
Bruce Merth on his own show in October 1978 - "Oh Phil, you really had better think about a wet nurse again."
FROM: Cszaban quoting RH on the Merth Show
DATE: Mon Dec 29 13:30:40 PST 1997
Don't say that this ain't love. I'd know it in my sleep. It swept down from above, and grabbed me in it's claws and flew off in the air.
FROM: Friends of Vor
DATE: Mon Dec 29 13:24:36 PST 1997
It's true. Every single word.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 29 13:19:08 PST 1997
In Enochian- Voltaic spelled backword is butthead, true look it up yourself.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 29 13:11:00 PST 1997
mood is doom spelled backwords. Think about it.
FROM: Mesterfilm BeAnacia
DATE: Mon Dec 29 13:09:19 PST 1997
The realm on the film of a bubble is referred to in ancient hindu tests as the Lilltru - a place of rainbows and infinite danger.
FROM: Shemhazai "Dolemike" Endemoniado
DATE: Mon Dec 29 12:59:27 PST 1997
With 10,000 thoughts, nothing is possible.
With no thoughts, 10,000 things are possible.however, 9,999 of those things involve television
FROM: oltai
DATE: Mon Dec 29 12:50:01 PST 1997
It is all true. Every single word.
FROM: gak:::
DATE: Mon Dec 29 12:33:26 PST 1997
And so it was, in the year 1251, that this strange, old man, Grand Wizard Dak, annoyed the
town of Cleveland by hobbling around it 50,000 times in nothing but filthy underwear and
chocolate glazed doughnuts. The citizens, sufficiently annoyed, then bludgeoned Grand
Wizard Dak, to death with potatoes. The Great Potato Famine of 1252 led to Grand Wizard Dak's
ascension to drive through status.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 29 12:32:59 PST 1997
USUNG?
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 12:30:57 PST 1997
Enac(k)ra? soul travel baby!! and on that note I'm outta here! Volty-be good for once, AND STOP USUNG MY NAME DAMN IT!
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 12:27:35 PST 1997
I have a question: Did anyone of you ever heard/succeeded in doing
Astrelic Casting - That means moving the Astrelic body from the Physical
body and wandering around in the physical world, looking for food or something.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 29 12:20:06 PST 1997
good god did i miss alot today. willy wants email addresses? heh.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 12:02:07 PST 1997
Oh, thats me with the leopard skin pill box hat.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 12:00:15 PST 1997
Sorry Queenie, I heard the elephant tape voice loop in my head and I thought it was you telling the
overdose story again.I'll dig up a picture of me in Buffalo.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:59:57 PST 1997
Hell, I'm going to send it to you anyhow. It's the funniest song I've ever heard, only a portion though.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:57:28 PST 1997
Queenie-you still there? Do you have wav?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:47:36 PST 1997
I want to know if rOb got his.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:45:23 PST 1997
I'm at work right now, tonite I'll dig up a picture of me in the buff(no, not really)!
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:44:45 PST 1997
Those other two girls are friends of mine from high school. They all live in Pennsylvania.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:44:11 PST 1997
wb - I'd never.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:43:57 PST 1997
Second try is always a charm. Lovely picture. Family/friends?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:43:26 PST 1997
OK, willybee, where's a picture of you?
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:42:55 PST 1997
lame attempt CW. The only you'll send me is a virus.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:42:50 PST 1997
Good you got it. I just sent you another one without a photo just to see if it would work.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:42:08 PST 1997
Sorry. I was just kidding.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:41:56 PST 1997
Rudolph had a truck eh!?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:41:01 PST 1997
Boy, who'da thought you guys were all a bunch of hunks!
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:40:36 PST 1997
I'm sorry but I will not give anyone anyone else's email address. I want people to trust me!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:39:19 PST 1997
Queenie - give me wb's e-mail address and I'll send him something.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:38:15 PST 1997
Oh stop it.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:38:00 PST 1997
Send me something, anything. I want to know if this damn thing is working.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:35:58 PST 1997
Should I resend it WB?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:35:10 PST 1997
CW, I don't beleive for a second that's you. You're far too good looking to spend as much time here as you do.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:35:08 PST 1997
Sorry - it took longer to send then it should have. It's away now though. I think it's a lovely photo of you. The one where you are standing behind Rob Morrow is great too. What happened to him? Quiz Show doesn't count.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:34:40 PST 1997
I didn't get one, my isp has fukked me up on an important letter I was to recieve once. I'm dropping these bastards soon!
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:32:29 PST 1997
Geez, I send you guys my photo and everyone stops talking to me. This doesn't do much for my self esteem.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:27:29 PST 1997
I'll send the nearly naked one to the highest bidder.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:25:53 PST 1997
My home ISP SUCKS!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:25:34 PST 1997
I'll send you the only one of me I have scanned.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:25:18 PST 1997
Doh!!
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:25:12 PST 1997
Who didn't get one?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:24:37 PST 1997
I got it. Thanks.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:23:58 PST 1997
Hmm, I haven't received mine yet!
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:22:16 PST 1997
I want pictures of ALL you fellas!
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:20:22 PST 1997
I *point* and *click* for a living.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:19:40 PST 1997
Well check your email then.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:18:49 PST 1997
Sure Queenie. I'd love one.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:18:00 PST 1997
I'm sure they would be happy to give you their e-mail addresses when they get back.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:17:20 PST 1997
It's been an interesting morning. You want a picture too CW?
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:16:42 PST 1997
I WANT SLEEPY'S OR CUSHCA'S (if I have one I basically have the others)EMAIL ADDRESS.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:13:47 PST 1997
Hey Queenie. Nice try wb. That was funny.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:12:56 PST 1997
Yor photo's are all fine, I'm sure.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:10:37 PST 1997
I'm not giving you everyone's email's! What are you, nuts?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:09:59 PST 1997
I do have a very...uh...revealing one from a few years ago (my wild youth) but I don't know if I trust you fellas enough yet to send it to you.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:09:38 PST 1997
Sure why not, I also need CW's address. Don't bother asking him, I'm sure he would approve. I'm at work now, but I'll send you a photo of me tonite. Myk's-Sleept's-Cushca's, addresses if you got'em.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:07:06 PST 1997
Fine, I guess. Would you like a picture too? I decided to send out an old picture in which I was younger and thinner.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:06:04 PST 1997
You are you then!! I get so confused, how Portland? Lovely weather eh?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:03:18 PST 1997
Two is the magic number.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:02:37 PST 1997
Damn, I sent Queenie email too.DAMN again!
FROM: Queenie-rOb-wb-ChewingWax
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:01:24 PST 1997
Ha! Got you wb.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 11:00:46 PST 1997
Well, whoever it is, I got their picture. But I can't seem to find one of me in which I'm not a BIG FAT-ASS to send back. But I'll keep looking.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:59:53 PST 1997
wb, I'm really me ( I can a--ure you), and now, I'm going to go play in what's left of the snow. Queenie, can't wait to see your portrait.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:58:10 PST 1997
This is all one person isn't it? Almost got me.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:58:02 PST 1997
did you all see how I cleverly posted something using Chewing Wax's name to draw him out and prove it's him?
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:56:58 PST 1997
Thank you, Queenie. I'm looking forward to it.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:56:57 PST 1997
Oops, did I use your name in vain, CW??
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:56:21 PST 1997
Ok, the post about 'Queenie's brother's fella," wasn't me.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:56:17 PST 1997
rOb, is that really you? You're absolutely adorable! Wait, I'll send you one back. (If that is in fact who I'm sending this to).
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:56:00 PST 1997
Leave me out of this, I come up for air after giving my boss head. And this is what I see, people using my good name for evil purposes. BAD!
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:55:26 PST 1997
Uh oh, who did I just send my picture to? Was it Queenie? Or something far more sinister? I AM REAL! Ask me something only the real rOb would know. Go ahead...ask me,
FROM: rOb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:54:52 PST 1997
Queenie - how was your brother's fella doing?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:54:29 PST 1997
I don't think CW would post as me...He's too nice to me. Voltaic on the other hand is a maniac.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:54:11 PST 1997
"weirdo freak" It's Volty-boy.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:53:33 PST 1997
Or I could send rOb a photo of my used peanut butter jar collection.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:53:21 PST 1997
Queenie there's an evil one among us. Voltaic or CW.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:52:35 PST 1997
Hey hey hey don't post as me, you weirdo freak.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:52:05 PST 1997
Queenie now yu're going to get pictures of Voltaic with farm ani...well I just better not say.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:52:02 PST 1997
I say all this because I know it's not the real rOb.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:51:42 PST 1997
What are you all talking about?
FROM: rOb.
<misterdna@mailcity.com>
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:51:22 PST 1997
Compromising situation? What sort of compromising situation? Then you must e-mail me with a picture of similar content.
FROM: wb; the real wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:50:15 PST 1997
Volty back in your cage!!
FROM: Queenie
<queenie@pomn.com>
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:49:56 PST 1997
Then you must email me in which you attach a photo of yourself in a compromising position.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:49:28 PST 1997
During the winter, it gets really really cold. Last night we got about 4 inches. But now, they're all melting away.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:49:23 PST 1997
Queenie, does your husband know about your feelings for rOb?
FROM: the real rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:48:34 PST 1997
Queenie, I am real.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:48:31 PST 1997
Isn't it too warm in SC for snow?
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:47:57 PST 1997
Excuse me, wb, but I am indeed the REAL rOb.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:47:50 PST 1997
If that's not the real rOb, then I guess it would be useless to talk dirty to him.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:46:51 PST 1997
Yeh right. Queenie and rOb just randomly show up together. That's not the real rOb.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:44:25 PST 1997
Right here, Queenie. But not for long. We have snow here in SC, and I intend on playing in it.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:44:21 PST 1997
International? WOW!
FROM: Pres. of The International Queenie fan club
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:32:10 PST 1997
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FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:28:29 PST 1997
And where's rOb?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:27:57 PST 1997
I am proud to say that I have officially become one of the "arrogant jerkoffs" that has "ruined this board, with [my] mindless chatter." When do I get my badge and member card?
FROM: oltai
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:27:21 PST 1997
I put them there. Jar after jar and you kept screaming for more. I was amazed and a little impressed. I'd never taken eight before!
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:25:53 PST 1997
What I want to know is how did these peanut butter jars get stuck up my butt?
FROM: v_____c
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:17:24 PST 1997
sessiOns
FROM: oltai
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:15:57 PST 1997
sessins?
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:15:15 PST 1997
Oh you're so very funny!!
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:15:01 PST 1997
Dang!
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:14:11 PST 1997
I 'm starving! Why did I let myself get so fat? I stand in the shower and can't see my penis. I look and look and finally have to grab it just to make sure it's still there. Tiny little thing. It can't help it.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:13:26 PST 1997
I drove to Akron and back listening to the Kershaw Sessins, a most groovy album, I love it!!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:10:04 PST 1997
I drove back and forth to Rochester listening to 1974 and the Royal Albert Hall tribute concert. That was nice.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:08:05 PST 1997
Dang!!
FROM: Melvin
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:07:13 PST 1997
Is "The mailman" some new disgruntled dance?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:07:10 PST 1997
....Was listening to The Cuurch's-Of Skins And Heart last night for the first time in quite a while. WOW, even from their first effort, they've succeeded. Bel-air what a tune, it's poppy-upbeat but the layered sound that they would end up defining is there. Bravo Church, one of the best (and underexposed) bands in existance.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:05:50 PST 1997
ok ok, so it isn't the real Wax. big surprise. wax doesn't have a wife, silly. ...newsflash: less than 2 months until the release of the Storefront Hitchc--k album. woohoo!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 29 10:03:21 PST 1997
Ha! Jokes on you. I'm not married. Oh, I have to laugh. Ha ha ha ha ha.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 29 09:59:23 PST 1997
yeah, wax, i'm here. stepped away for a bit. trying to work.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 29 09:52:44 PST 1997
I need a life!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 29 09:51:49 PST 1997
I think my wife is doing the mailman, it's just I've never seen her so sexually satisfied. I know I shouldn't focus on the negative but man, can't help it. Our sex life is the same, once a week on Fridays. I'll just have to wait and see, maybe this is a good thing. I don't feel the need to perform at my best anymore. Any suggestions?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 29 09:45:54 PST 1997
At the Place Pagal I'm sitting in a chair
Waiting for some service, taking in the air
My life spins past
As I'm thinking of you
The waitress comes up I look her in the face
Say "Bring me something fit for the human race"
She doesn't hear a word
She looks right through
Like a ghost (take a look before I melt away)
Like a ghost (take a look before I melt away)
Twelve o'clock when the wine runs out
Go out on the balcony, hear someone shout
I look below
Is that my body on the street
Check the mirror, nobody home
I can't find a razor, can't find a comb
We've got to have a talk
'Cause you're dressed in a sheet
Well I really start to worry when I stand in the queue
It's starting to pour and I don't know what to do
Funny thing is
That I don't get wet
I hail a cab but he sails out of sight
What's my name, what's my age, what am I doing in this night
These questions and answers
I try but I forget
FROM: Olga
<desperate@russia.lifesucks.com>
DATE: Mon Dec 29 09:34:35 PST 1997
Hello, I live her in St.Petersburg Russia. I'm looking for an attractive American man to marry, I wish him to be finacially secure, outgoing, funny with the big 8. Please email me. Hope to hear from you soon.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 09:26:50 PST 1997
No, I have two cavities as it is. The last thing I need are pinholes in my teeth.**SIGH** I miss Sleepy and Cushca-Cushca-Cushca.
FROM: oltai
DATE: Mon Dec 29 09:23:33 PST 1997
You'd love it wouldn't you? Sick bitch.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 09:22:24 PST 1997
WOOF-WOOF-PANT-PANT!!
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 09:21:29 PST 1997
Oh bertold, I'd love to. Just whip it out and serve it up!!!
FROM: berthold
DATE: Mon Dec 29 09:20:32 PST 1997
Hey wb - blow me you bitch
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 29 09:19:54 PST 1997
Myk, are you still hanging around? Yeah, women in formal attire are quite lovely aren't they!?
FROM: ios
DATE: Mon Dec 29 09:19:35 PST 1997
Hedonism is my middle name. How much did Elvis really weigh when he bought the farm?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 29 09:14:59 PST 1997
Ooh, Ooh, that's the spot
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 29 09:11:04 PST 1997
"hopefully never see"? That's some bad English.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 29 09:09:33 PST 1997
Or is it Stupid little twit?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 29 09:08:35 PST 1997
Oh, you boring little twit
FROM: Joe
DATE: Mon Dec 29 09:04:51 PST 1997
You bastards have ruined this board, with your mindless chatter. Thank God Robyn will hopefully never see the B.S. that goes on here. Even if someone (other than the twits that normally) post here did, how the hell would anyone be able to find out? You all are arrogant jerkoffs. Good riddance.
FROM: Parvo
DATE: Mon Dec 29 09:04:09 PST 1997
Sick sick sick, and I gotta work work work. See ya ya ya, scats. My favorite Robyn song right now is Mellow Together.
FROM: Chex Weeney
DATE: Mon Dec 29 09:03:03 PST 1997
I wish you'd all stop piddling and eat me.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 08:52:34 PST 1997
yes,dog biscuits, gravy, and peanut butter jars.
FROM: Dorrie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 08:50:33 PST 1997
wb, are you made of dog biscuits and gravy??
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 08:50:17 PST 1997
Gee Voltaic, how did you know? That's it, back into your cage. I've let you roam long enough. And stop piddling on the floor, will you?
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 08:44:44 PST 1997
I have been mentally tortured for so long now that it is like life is normal (over 1250 days of
constant verbal and other attack). My mind had to adapt to the fact that it was no longer alone. It's
not like having company over, it's like having a rabid dog loose and your trapped in a room with no
doors, you retreat to the corner and try to block yourself from being bitten but you're made out of dog biscuits and gravy.
FROM: Inventor of the Gravy Cone, wintery summer snacks series
DATE: Mon Dec 29 08:35:56 PST 1997
Frozen Gravy! MMMMM!
FROM: Chime
DATE: Mon Dec 29 08:35:12 PST 1997
I had an episode once. It was fantastic!
FROM: You need a goal to make life worth losing
DATE: Mon Dec 29 08:34:37 PST 1997
I should reach Elvis' death weight by April.
FROM: Paul 'Portly Smith
DATE: Mon Dec 29 08:33:55 PST 1997
Hi Robyn. Where's your next concert going to be at, mate?
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 08:33:36 PST 1997
open bar!? where's this place at? har har har. no lunch for willy today, he's on a diet....fat pig!
FROM: Classy Seduction Fantasy
DATE: Mon Dec 29 08:32:23 PST 1997
The best thing about an evening gown is when it's being taken off slowly while John Philip Sousa plays loudly in the background.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 29 08:31:17 PST 1997
It's the one (episode) where Greg moves into his own bachelor pad (the attic).
FROM: Required Reading Here
DATE: Mon Dec 29 08:30:49 PST 1997
The Book of Lies. Magick in Theory and Practice. The Heart of the Master. 777. The Book of Thoth. Magick Without Tears. &tc. Author: A.C.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 29 08:30:23 PST 1997
that would be fun to tell people: "yeah, i was in the stage band in the 'Titanic' movie". heh heh. a cool role, i think. i would only jump in if the gravy was warm. that's just me. yeah, willy, i hate the formality, though with the open bar, i suspect things will become real casual real quick.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 29 08:29:06 PST 1997
"is a frogs arse watertight?"
FROM: Dorrie
DATE: Mon Dec 29 08:28:30 PST 1997
Hello. What is an episode?
FROM: Joseph Green
DATE: Mon Dec 29 08:27:45 PST 1997
Where are the prawns? i am having a hive attack. Shorts are best worn in the summer. Fruit Loops are my favorite cereal. There is nothing quite as exciting as an episode.
FROM: Jack
DATE: Mon Dec 29 08:26:03 PST 1997
Is it true Morris Windsor is in t-tanic? I heard he's in the stage band in a ballroom scene (haven't seen the film yet. Heard that it sucks bad).
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 08:24:57 PST 1997
Woman in evening attire, much too formal. Flannel or velvet, ooh velvet!! Slow day here in Robynland.
FROM: Mortea
DATE: Mon Dec 29 08:18:10 PST 1997
We're gonna build a big pile of mashed potatoes in our yard for New Years! Then we'll jump in it at midnight! I love it when that happens. I predict the gravy will be cold.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 29 07:24:07 PST 1997
i can't wait for new year's eve. although i hate going to parties where i have to wear a suit, i love women in evening gowns. a good tradeoff. wax: you there?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 29 06:16:30 PST 1997
News?
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 06:04:48 PST 1997
.......ER maybe sex...SEX-SEX-SEX.... ER maybe...
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 06:03:31 PST 1997
Morn. Myk, alt. shirts, ties, socks, I'll take the coal. News Years....PARTY-PARTY-PARTY!!!!!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 29 05:41:05 PST 1997
a lump o' coal? that's a shame. well, when this happens, most therapists recommend that one compensate by partying a li'l extra on new year's eve. a side note to Blue: woof woof grr bark [how's that pig's ear?]
FROM:
<alternity>
DATE: Mon Dec 29 05:25:56 PST 1997
morning Myk and wb..yes I do too miss sleepy ..Oh well,life goes on. All I got was a lump of coal
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 29 05:11:01 PST 1997
good morning! yes, christmas was fun AND informative. i needed shirts, ties, and socks, and i received them. a good gig.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 05:03:03 PST 1997
UGGHH! Hello Wax, today is the perfect day to get to work. Hope you and Myk both enjoyed your holiday. I repeat UGGHH!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 29 04:42:27 PST 1997
Morning campers. Is it worth going back and reading what I've missed? I suspect not. No Sleepy. No Cushca. I've got two soakers. This isn't heaven, this sucks.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 29 04:37:40 PST 1997
Another day without Sleepy.**SIGH**
FROM:
DATE: Sun Dec 28 23:28:51 PST 1997
Damn it's late!!
FROM: Houdini's spiritualist
DATE: Sun Dec 28 23:25:51 PST 1997
I predict in 100 years, every poster on this board will be dead, call me a cynic but that's just the way I see it.
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Sun Dec 28 22:11:02 PST 1997
I predict nothing will happen like it says.
there will be no dragon rising out of the sea or anything like that. I hope.
FROM: Truths
DATE: Sun Dec 28 21:30:33 PST 1997
Nostrodamus is a hoax; You wouldn't have Satan without the Christians. There are plenty of much older religions who successfully integrate the shadow into the big picture without literally demonizing our very natures....
FROM: Mr. Gentleman
DATE: Sun Dec 28 21:22:51 PST 1997
EaTrom, your slip is showing.
FROM: God you guys need to get out more often...
DATE: Sun Dec 28 21:13:39 PST 1997
Please remember, internet-educated slots: You wouldn't have Satan without the Christians. There are plenty of much older religions who successfully integrate the shadow into the big picture without literally demonizing our very natures....
FROM: Mortea
DATE: Sun Dec 28 21:09:41 PST 1997
I will be away tomorrow to have a peanut butter jar removed from my a--.
FROM: Yes: Nero, you Internet Hoaxers, was "The Beast"
DATE: Sun Dec 28 21:08:13 PST 1997
What has been referred to here as "W" is "V" -- 'vau', the sixth letter, in Hebrew. It means "nail," and represents both 'u' and 'v' in English. The astrological correspondence is "taurus" the bull, and the path it represents on the tree of life is that which joins the 2nd and 4th sephiroth. The four-letter name of god, jahovah, is spelled "yod-he-vau-he" which can mean 'hand-window-nail-window.' The third letter of the tetragrammaton, nail, represents Christ, who was crucified -- that is, nailed to the cross...
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Sun Dec 28 21:05:03 PST 1997
I once had a budgie named Wallace, clever little chap.
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Sun Dec 28 21:03:22 PST 1997
And Wallace Budge didn't know his asp from a hole in the ground?
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Sun Dec 28 21:01:21 PST 1997
Are you saying Churchward was wrong about MU?
FROM: Give it up.
DATE: Sun Dec 28 20:58:30 PST 1997
Yes, Hebrew has it's numerical aspect. However, "The Beast" was Nero. In Hebrew, his name, numerically, is 666. Please refer to Gonzalez-Whippler's "Kabbalah for the Modern World (author's name may be spelt wrong, I don't have the book in front of me). Nostrodamus is a hoax; the kabbalah is a beautiful system of ideas and knowledge.
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Sun Dec 28 17:55:40 PST 1997
Well, Taiwanese media reports last week said the weezy leader, Hon-Ming
Chen, was encouraging newcomers to kill themselves so their bodies
could be picked up by flying saucers.
please dont do this .
FROM: wb
DATE: Sun Dec 28 17:26:03 PST 1997
Well, they're almost mine. The chip they've implanted does have a little influence on them.
FROM: Roy
DATE: Sun Dec 28 16:08:51 PST 1997
yah, und Me also mit dah tigers am shticking.
FROM: Sigfried
DATE: Sun Dec 28 16:08:06 PST 1997
I'm sticking mit tigers!
FROM: Barry Manilow
DATE: Sun Dec 28 16:03:23 PST 1997
Is Robyn doing rehab.work with elephants these days? I love elephants too.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Sun Dec 28 15:56:28 PST 1997
clearly, i've missed quite a bit this weekend. what's all this about elephants. i like them because they seem well-natured, despite having a size that would allow them to be mean at little personal risk. rob is still attempting to woo a wedded woman. how womantic! wiggle. er, giggle.
FROM: potato in a print dress
DATE: Sun Dec 28 15:53:44 PST 1997
Are we talking Barry Manilow here?
FROM: wb
DATE: Sun Dec 28 15:48:52 PST 1997
Sorry Queenie, I heard the elephant tape voice loop in my head and I thought it was you telling the overdose story again.But,I am not and have never been a spook, or any government agent. I have worked
for local governments in the past but as a consultant, only. really, It was a very very
limited capacity. All opinions expressed by me are mine and mine alone. And NOT Robyns, or his cat.
FROM: RS fan
DATE: Sun Dec 28 15:40:58 PST 1997
Pathetic, that's the only word that describes you people.
FROM: Melvin
DATE: Sun Dec 28 15:37:30 PST 1997
The guy killed an elephant by overdosing it with LSD?
Hey, Queenie, YOUR recall ain't what it used to be -- is the implant on the fritz
again, or what?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sun Dec 28 15:25:04 PST 1997
You guys all think about Robyn TOO much.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Sun Dec 28 14:50:09 PST 1997
i get your meaning, melvin, but robyn's cat Figaro "Figgy" has informed me that he has sworn off all witchcraft. being a black cat, he dabbled in it simply because he felt it was expected of him. it left him cold and disillusioned. robyn once wrote a tune about it called "Figgy No Longer Plays with Pentagrams". (listen closely to the backing vocals: that's voltaic handling the harmonies, recorded only months before his airplane accident.) the Larger Question: is the entire world wide web satanic? i don't think so, but i suggest checking out http://www.disney.com ...it makes a convincing argument for the opposing view.
FROM: Melvin
DATE: Sun Dec 28 13:56:12 PST 1997
Folks, can I throw in something I came across last night? I was talking to someone working with the
internet, he made a comment.
You know that web sites have in their URL "http://www.......", Well, in hebrew or some language
like that, the letter "w" is the 6th letter of the alphabet. And in those days, they didn't have numbers,
instead, the first letter of the alphabet was taken to mean "1", etc. So, "www" is in fact, "666". And
to add further weight to the "conspiracy theory", the suggestion is that the "666" refers in cat language to the "Beast
666" in the bible's book of revelation. Robyn has a cat.
FROM: Get lives, all of you
DATE: Sun Dec 28 11:38:53 PST 1997
You guys are so funny.
FROM: L.
DATE: Sun Dec 28 10:56:51 PST 1997
ok, then goodbye
FROM:
DATE: Sun Dec 28 10:56:35 PST 1997
He's also looking for Soft Boys 7" singles with picture sleeves, he'll pay up to $40.00. Got one?
FROM: L.
DATE: Sun Dec 28 10:55:15 PST 1997
You must be in slow motion today.
FROM:
DATE: Sun Dec 28 10:53:31 PST 1997
Nothing, he's leaving very shortly to see his female companion. I being his sub-concious am naturally going with him.
FROM:
DATE: Sun Dec 28 10:52:51 PST 1997
My toes are freezing!
FROM:
DATE: Sun Dec 28 10:51:18 PST 1997
Dear sub-concious: You get him all the time. Can't he come out for a while to talk to me?
FROM:
DATE: Sun Dec 28 10:48:58 PST 1997
Since I am your love slave, what do you wish me to do ?
FROM:
DATE: Sun Dec 28 10:44:19 PST 1997
I'm just his sub-concious.
FROM: L
DATE: Sun Dec 28 10:42:46 PST 1997
If you said "no" then you are here. So talk to me.
FROM: home alone
DATE: Sun Dec 28 10:41:38 PST 1997
Perfect time to talk to you and you're not here.
FROM:
DATE: Sun Dec 28 10:39:59 PST 1997
No.
FROM: Your love slave
DATE: Sun Dec 28 10:36:36 PST 1997
Are you there, Master?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sun Dec 28 10:03:33 PST 1997
rOb...I WANT to believe...
FROM: hooded
DATE: Sun Dec 28 06:42:23 PST 1997
da.mn, I think I'm becoming a morning person. No work for once and I'm up and dressed at 8! Well, not to waste it, I've got plenty of stuff to do around the old apt. Ohh!- Coffee! Coffee alarm! Bwoop! Bwoop! Anyone for chat today? same time same place?
FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 27 22:24:36 PST 1997
congrats' r0b! it's yours now, you have total control over it.
FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 27 22:20:54 PST 1997
My Birth
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I was born with the taste of my mother's blood in my mouth. The poison her body manufactured during her pregnancy naturally saturated my tiny being. I shared in her feelings. As her body mutated into the outward expression of her worst fears, hatreds, and most pathological needs-needs that inevitably layered the chiseled contours of her flawless media-star physique with slabs of fat and grease so my own body, a parasitic tumor wrapped like a closing fist around her soul, grew in direct relation to the advancing malignancy of her disease, safe and feeding in gentle folds of my mother's rotting core.
Enclosed in the soft bone of my skull, my brain was an expanding incandescent orb that filtered a dim amber light out from behind my eyelids and showed my clutching paws before me, suspended in thick amniotic liquid. I explored the darkness of my crimson world, caressing the sensitive, fibrous walls of my mother's womb with my whiskers and hairless tail. Beneath the water, I heard the lush, multi-layered tones of her voice, serenading me and drugging me, infecting my blood with her identity. My heartbeat mimicked the beat of her song, echoing against the protective walls of her womb. My body fit perfectly inside the body of my mother, my flesh the organic, surrogate expression of the cancer hiding.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Sat Dec 27 22:15:17 PST 1997
YES!!!! First one in the archive! First one in the archive! (To be chanted in a childlike voice, over and over!)
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Sat Dec 27 22:14:07 PST 1997
Well, I'm off to bed (damn I'm going to bed early...it's only one a.m.)......G'night Queenie. Remember...the truth is in me...er, I mean, out there.