FROM: jinky
DATE: Tue Dec 23 16:28:12 PST 1997
man, this message board gets more pathetic everyday. But who is more pathetic than me? Why don't we all leave this board for a while? I really hope that Robyn does not read the *crap* that this page consists of. "Good bye is too strong of word to use, I'll just say fare the well"
FROM: Blew Lye I
DATE: Tue Dec 23 16:08:16 PST 1997
Be We Lily
Be Ye Will
Belly Wei
Belly We I
Blew Lye I
Web Yell I
Web Lyle I
Web Ye Ill
Web Ye I'll
Bey Well I
Bey We'll I
Bey We Ill
Bey We I'll
Bye Well I
Bye We'll I
Bye We Ill
FROM: Duckman
DATE: Tue Dec 23 16:04:53 PST 1997
now shuddup!! alla' ya!!
FROM: Ren
DATE: Tue Dec 23 16:02:51 PST 1997
I've heard it burns holes in your head
from the inside. At least in your case it has.
FROM: Stimpey
DATE: Tue Dec 23 15:59:55 PST 1997
wb, stop drinking anti-freeze.
it'll screw you up real bad. cough:::
FROM: bawd bouy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 15:53:29 PST 1997
I sorry. Me bad. Me go 'way now, joe. See you in hell! If I were a Priest, I would waste a feast.....
FROM: I hate word problems, part 2, answer, rebuttal
DATE: Tue Dec 23 15:52:00 PST 1997
So YOU'RE the house boy Gomer's been talking about on the message board! Tell me: were he and Rock REALLY married?!?!?!
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 23 15:38:12 PST 1997
HELP ME STOP!!!AAIiiieeeEEE!!!
FROM: a very bad baoy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 15:35:17 PST 1997
I am very sorry..I ,.I just don't know what got into me.. never happen again.! promise..~!
FROM: a very bad baoy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 15:34:51 PST 1997
I am very sorry..I ,.I just don't know what got into me.. never happen again.! promise..~!
FROM: I hate word problems! part 2 answer
DATE: Tue Dec 23 15:33:11 PST 1997
I don't think George wants Patti back he's happy living next from Jim "Gomer Pyle" naybors nut ranch in rainy Hana,and shaking his whiskery fist at helicopters that fly over his algae covered, patio furniture filled, swimming pool.
FROM: a very bad baoy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 15:33:00 PST 1997
I am very sorry..I ,.I just don't know what got into me.. never happen again.! promise..~!
FROM: anon. #3
DATE: Tue Dec 23 15:26:54 PST 1997
Frank, Cindy, ignore him. Somebody has cleaned his cage and left the door open. He's our little shame. The movie isn't out till March (some say it has been delayed). Cindy-not a clue.
FROM: anon. #3
DATE: Tue Dec 23 15:24:33 PST 1997
Get a hobby, LOSER-boy!
FROM: L.
DATE: Tue Dec 23 15:19:44 PST 1997
I really have to leave this time. Good Night. Sweet dreams.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 23 15:10:51 PST 1997
Real funny with the "I know" stuff. But, whiskery arms? I'm just teasing.
FROM: Weeding Chex
DATE: Tue Dec 23 14:56:43 PST 1997
Yah, what he said. Creep....
FROM: Muk Myrphy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 14:56:09 PST 1997
The new movie of "Robin" is not out yet. Go away. We were talking here. Sheesh. If you want incidential trivia about "Robin'" career, go to one of the links provided.
FROM: Frank
<frsmth32659@aol.com>
DATE: Tue Dec 23 14:54:47 PST 1997
Has anybody seens the new movie of Robin? I cant wait!
FROM: Earl Bives
DATE: Tue Dec 23 14:51:22 PST 1997
Have a Holly Jolly Christmas, Ya Bastards!
FROM: Dorrie
DATE: Tue Dec 23 14:42:11 PST 1997
Hello. Who's Rod "Steward"? Or Should I say, what IS a rod steward?
FROM: Record Company Weasil
DATE: Tue Dec 23 14:40:07 PST 1997
Cindy: send it to me here at Universal Vortex, c/o The North Pole. I will make sure it gets to Iggy ASAP.
FROM: Bastardo Pretentiosis
DATE: Tue Dec 23 14:38:30 PST 1997
Ah, the Beatles....finest group of composers since Wagner. Would that they had fulfilled their ambition to create a musical-comedy version of Proust's Remembrance of Things Squishy....
FROM: Cindy Phiffer
<CindyPhi@aol.com>
DATE: Tue Dec 23 14:38:03 PST 1997
I have a song that would be perfect for Robyn. How do I get it to the right person?
FROM: I hate word problems! part 2
DATE: Tue Dec 23 14:35:51 PST 1997
George sang "Ol' Brown Shoe" on the album "Let it Be," which was recorded BEFORE -- but released AFTER -- "Abbey Road." If George put on his old brown shoe and hobbled one-shoed from Abbey Road to Twickenham Studios while playing the sitar with his teeth and dodging lorries he can't see because his vision is obscured by the sitar, how long would it take him to steal his wife -- inspiration for the classic song, "Layla" -- back from heroin-addled guitarist Eric "Slowhand" Hendrix while attempting to play "Here Comes the Son" (written in Eric's garden) if he did it in half-time in the key of A?
FROM: Dorrie
DATE: Tue Dec 23 14:27:14 PST 1997
Hello. What's poop?
FROM: 3-Eyed Pete from the Jeff Foxworthy Board
DATE: Tue Dec 23 14:26:34 PST 1997
I don't need to feed them since you been givin' 'em yer precious bodily fluids over the fence ever' mornin', Eat-EE
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Tue Dec 23 14:24:54 PST 1997
Mr. Methane, with two dogs you would know about poop. Hey!!Time to Feed them.
FROM: Rod Steward Lounge
DATE: Tue Dec 23 14:14:21 PST 1997
Morning RS Buddies: Don't know what's happending to the Lounge, mine was messed up too!
SHERRI, thanks buddie. I went there and voted like 5 times. Although I do like BARRY, I guess
you all know I voted for McLUEDT, glad it was chip problems and nothing else. RITA, thanks
for the update on KARA. What terrific news-- what a great Christmas present to us all!!
FROM: Mr. Methane
DATE: Tue Dec 23 14:11:19 PST 1997
EaTrom: I predict you will have a very large poop in the near future. Hopefully it will be your own.
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Tue Dec 23 13:56:03 PST 1997
Next window Dec.25 make a note! and expect quakes above 6.0 (Russia)
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Tue Dec 23 13:52:28 PST 1997
Queenie, You have it all NOW.
But 1998 will be a great year for your "Hubby". Alfalfa oil will help you, but hard to find. namaste.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Tue Dec 23 13:39:34 PST 1997
Hey...I want a prediction too!!
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Tue Dec 23 13:31:15 PST 1997
For those who listened to the Jeff rense national radio show "Sighting on
the radio" yesterday. I predicted a "plane crash for tomorrow"-
FROM: Mary Ann
DATE: Tue Dec 23 13:27:21 PST 1997
yes of course, thank you.
FROM: I hate word problems!
DATE: Tue Dec 23 13:26:36 PST 1997
Paul sang "When I'm 64" in 1967. That was 30 years ago. If he carried three melons five miles over the span of an aeon, how many budgies would fly from the culvert when the summer Equinox arrived?
FROM: B
DATE: Tue Dec 23 13:24:31 PST 1997
I know what I know, and I know what i know. The time is now, the place is here, and all around us is the world. Above is the sky, below is the ground. That's what I know. And I know that if you are reading this now, you know what I know--that is, you know what I have written, which is actually an approximation of what I "know..." but you know that, don't you? I miss you. And your whiskery arms.
FROM: It Looks Like a Seven
DATE: Tue Dec 23 13:22:29 PST 1997
Mary Ann: it's "you and me," not "you and I." Your welcome.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 23 13:18:25 PST 1997
I read 64. But I'm not sure I am getting the message you intended me too. I would love to talk, but, I have a lot of things to do because I put off things from yesterday I should have done. I hope we can talk soon.xoxo
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Tue Dec 23 13:17:16 PST 1997
Wb please move the boat it's driving your poor mother crazy, she has plans for the storage place.
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Tue Dec 23 13:14:23 PST 1997
let me, EaTrom, take this time to tell you, Alternity, that you are about to become a very wealthy man. You will also meet a beautiful woman named Jennifer. you will both be very happy in 1998. Good luck and all the best of this topsy-turvey season to you and Jennifer.
FROM: alt
DATE: Tue Dec 23 13:11:06 PST 1997
Hello , How are you..I am fine
That takes a lot of sweat these days
FROM: Alt
DATE: Tue Dec 23 13:09:28 PST 1997
L ..I Love you too. I'm just sitting here LOVING you man!
FROM: alt
DATE: Tue Dec 23 13:06:38 PST 1997
Let me take this moment to thank you all for typing on this message board.I was a very lonely person before found this board. Now my life is slowly getting better.And merry Christmas to you all.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 23 13:06:11 PST 1997
All I know is that I feel real love for you. The words you say to me can make me feel beautiful inside. They can make me laugh or sometimes cry. I just can't walk away from this. This is real to me.
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 23 13:05:50 PST 1997
World Timer my arse, Alts-Timer is more like it.
FROM: Mary Ann
DATE: Tue Dec 23 13:00:53 PST 1997
the answer is 64
FROM: L.
DATE: Tue Dec 23 12:57:17 PST 1997
I know what I feel is real. The words I say to you are real. We are both real, but do the two of us together really exist. Even though we are not physically together, does that mean we don't exist. I listen to your sweet words and I feel emotions beyond belief. I think about you every moment of the day. Before something exists, there has to be thoughts and ideas. We don't know what the future holds. I don't know the answer to all of these questions.
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Tue Dec 23 12:56:10 PST 1997
And that breaks down to 9.
those damn Ataiens. again!
FROM: Black cresent
DATE: Tue Dec 23 12:54:24 PST 1997
432, of course. Ha Ha.
FROM: Mary Ann
DATE: Tue Dec 23 12:51:14 PST 1997
Ha,Ha, and what does EaTrom add up to?
FROM: Black cresent
DATE: Tue Dec 23 12:48:32 PST 1997
Yes, EaTrom, Here is the code: A=6, B=12, C=18, D=24, E=30, F=36, G=42, H=48, I=54, J=60, K=66, L=72, M=78,
N=84, 0=90, P=96, Q=102, R=108, S=114, T=120, U=126, V=132, W=138, X=144,
Y=150, Z=156. Take the word witchcraft and add up the numeric values of
each letter. W=138, I=54, T=120, C=18, H=48, C=18, R=108, A=6, F=36, T=120,
when you add it up it equals 666.
FROM: Mary Ann
DATE: Tue Dec 23 12:43:05 PST 1997
35,000 people died of hunger/malnutrion Sunday & 35,000 more
: will die Monday. Tues,is anyones guess.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 23 12:42:34 PST 1997
I'm not sure what measurement you use to differintiate dream from reality.
.....Perhaps this is the object of their existance, their way of evolving from thought to idea to belief. I need some time to really think about this before I comment.
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Tue Dec 23 12:34:51 PST 1997
Do you feel we are dealing with the Ataiens again? I thought they were finished. What do you know?
FROM: Mary Ann
DATE: Tue Dec 23 12:29:43 PST 1997
It's come to my attention that an alien/artifical/what-ever
inteligence is likely present on/in the web. Much as the cells in our
brains, internet nodes take their place in function. Unlike the cells in
our brains, connections between cells/nodes are completely
interchangeable. Their presence being disguised in the form of a virus
gone undetected.
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Tue Dec 23 12:27:26 PST 1997
only some of it?
FROM: Mary Ann
DATE: Tue Dec 23 12:26:29 PST 1997
EaTrom, Agent wb made us all very wary of his breathless announcements of imminent
paradigm-shifting developments which fizzle out into nothing.
There have been several people, more knowledgeable about physics and
electronics than you or I, who have claimed that at least some of the
information in wb's chatter makes no sense.
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Tue Dec 23 12:21:40 PST 1997
Yes, It has the same smell as Santilli's 'Autopsy Circus', in fact instinct
tells me there is a loose connection.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 23 12:05:45 PST 1997
This board is painfully dull today. Happy freaking holidays.
FROM: Rabbi Jack
DATE: Tue Dec 23 11:59:59 PST 1997
Merry Christmas, Everybody!
FROM: Dorrie
DATE: Tue Dec 23 11:54:37 PST 1997
Hello. What is damnit? What is subjuct?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Tue Dec 23 11:45:11 PST 1997
Where? Like location? In my hometown in Pennsylvania.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 23 11:38:47 PST 1997
QueenIe
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 23 11:38:27 PST 1997
Queene-where were your poems written?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Tue Dec 23 11:36:02 PST 1997
Hi everybody!!
FROM: Keep on Truckin'
DATE: Tue Dec 23 11:34:15 PST 1997
I could tell everyone what I am doing right now, but it's subjuct matter is much to obscene even for me.
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 23 10:57:32 PST 1997
Get it? Flattened out? For Voltaic - Squash = Flatten
FROM: Dim bulb
DATE: Tue Dec 23 10:56:24 PST 1997
What? Hello alt. How's the drinking going?
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 23 10:55:37 PST 1997
That was me just then.
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 23 10:54:17 PST 1997
Hey alt. Squash with equal parts butter and heavy cream and freshly ground black pepper.
FROM: Handkerchief Blind
DATE: Tue Dec 23 10:53:11 PST 1997
by? You mean bye right?
FROM: alternity
DATE: Tue Dec 23 10:52:38 PST 1997
I like squash when its flattened out
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 23 10:52:21 PST 1997
you have nothing better to do than point out my typos. Pathetic.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 23 10:48:31 PST 1997
mme?
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 23 10:45:27 PST 1997
Will you stop posting as mme damnit!! by mooch.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 23 10:33:13 PST 1997
I don't hate anybody.
FROM: Mr. Natural
DATE: Tue Dec 23 10:31:09 PST 1997
Bye mooch.
FROM: m
DATE: Tue Dec 23 10:29:43 PST 1997
see you later, I got to limp to the Doctor now...bye All...
FROM: m
DATE: Tue Dec 23 10:27:38 PST 1997
Anyone into R.Crumb and P.K.D. is O.K. in my books.
FROM: Keep on Truckin'
DATE: Tue Dec 23 10:26:15 PST 1997
m: mine was going haywire yesterday, but today it seems fine. I can't stay though--day job dog is at my heels. How come you don't hate me like everybody else?
FROM: m
DATE: Tue Dec 23 10:25:11 PST 1997
Why is it saying archive 65 is locked?..whats going on?..what a day....
FROM: Sven
DATE: Tue Dec 23 10:23:38 PST 1997
wb: I thought you were going away forever (promises promises). Now you're accusing m of being me. That's pretty lame. But all of these identity crises are boring Boring BORING! So let's move on, eh? Let's talk about squash! How do you like it best? I like it with brown sugar and brandied oysters!
FROM: m
DATE: Tue Dec 23 10:23:26 PST 1997
Hey V ..shaking is an understatement...heh..Is your browser seeing what mine is?? what a mess...
FROM: Keep on Truckin'
DATE: Tue Dec 23 10:21:01 PST 1997
Hey mooch. How's it shakin'?
FROM: m
DATE: Tue Dec 23 10:20:50 PST 1997
my browser has gone nuts..I'm outa here ...see you ..later all...
FROM: Dorrie
DATE: Tue Dec 23 10:20:11 PST 1997
Hello. What does V mean?
FROM: m
DATE: Tue Dec 23 10:18:15 PST 1997
Hello??
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 23 10:17:23 PST 1997
Not you mooch, voltaic. Exactly, a PKD novel!
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 23 10:15:51 PST 1997
wrong
FROM: m
DATE: Tue Dec 23 10:15:27 PST 1997
Hi willybee, how are you doing these days..still blowing your harp? is Voltaic here too? hello V..I feel like I'm in a P.K.D novel,"WE can Wreck your back"..
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 23 10:15:18 PST 1997
you are Voltaic.
FROM: m
DATE: Tue Dec 23 10:14:49 PST 1997
what happened now?..this is turning into one of those days!!!....
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 23 10:13:55 PST 1997
you have no idea who I am do you?
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 23 09:44:18 PST 1997
hello Volty
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 23 09:43:38 PST 1997
SUV's are quite durable aren't they?! Glad to see you are ok, still foggy.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 09:42:11 PST 1997
CW - I was referring to British QC's. Barristers wearing foolish wigs and wielding incredibly huge brains (and large salaries). m - you were meant to be saved. rOb - watch it, Cushca's getting out of her cage...
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 23 09:41:50 PST 1997
you're picking on one lousy misspelled word from last night? That's insane.
FROM: Dorrie
DATE: Tue Dec 23 09:38:20 PST 1997
Hello. What does akward mean?
FROM: m
<their>
DATE: Tue Dec 23 09:37:03 PST 1997
My spelling has gone to hell as well,...hello Cushca and rOb..you gonna be a star boy.fight.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 23 09:35:03 PST 1997
rOb's suddenly out of control. He's caught Myk's disease. And I have no idea what bewigged boffins are, but I fear they aren't good things.
FROM: relapsin' rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 23 09:32:56 PST 1997
Oh, Claire...I miss you so..(looking over shoulder to see Sleepy and Cushca come to comfort him)...*sob*...woe is me....(again looking over shoulder...he sees nothing)...damn.
FROM: m
DATE: Tue Dec 23 09:32:16 PST 1997
Sleepy,I'm O.K...I'm just stunned..I cant believe it..y'know?..the exact same thing happened to my mom and dad, about a month ago their car fine, other car in tiny,tiny bits...Oh well, It all happens for some weird agenda somewhere..so I'll wait to see how it all shakes down...people from Hong Kong have been busted lately, for buying they're driving licences on the black market here..last month the feces hit the fan and many were arrested, apparently not enough.....
FROM: Random rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 23 09:31:09 PST 1997
Hey, mooch, when you get those millions, you can invest in my career. Sleepy, I like that little bit about the cars meeting in the dead of night. Sounds like a song. Cushca, did you really say you and Sleepy would get me over Claire? I mean, I'm already over her, but if you two are involved...hell, I'll just have a relapse!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 09:30:37 PST 1997
Attorney sounds so much groovier than lawyer.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 09:28:11 PST 1997
CW:- I bet they're not a patch on the bewigged boffins I've got in mind for you.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 23 09:25:48 PST 1997
Since your litigious barrage of yesterday, I have hired a wall of the very best libel attorneys available. My Christmas has therefore already been ruined.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 23 09:24:31 PST 1997
Moochie, my coochie. I do hope you feel better soon.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 09:23:00 PST 1997
CW - you have been warned about the Orange accusations. My attorneys are aching to spoil your Christmas...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 09:22:18 PST 1997
Aw, you poor thing, m.
FROM: m
DATE: Tue Dec 23 09:18:16 PST 1997
I just bought it in August brand new 4-runner limited...I want to cry ..It takes a lot to laugh, it takes a train to cry...more pain pills please.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 23 09:17:59 PST 1997
It's been going on since somethng terrible happened in archive 65. A saturation of evil or something like that. Ghost in the machine. It's actually all because of Sleepy's friend Orange.
FROM: m
DATE: Tue Dec 23 09:14:53 PST 1997
err..is this board about to blow up as well??..whats happening to it??it's scrambled with the archives..not a good sign..are Warners finally scrapping it or is the crabby lady who censors this stuff just drunk??
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 09:13:46 PST 1997
... in the dead of night...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 09:13:23 PST 1997
... whilst their drivers are sleeping...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 09:12:26 PST 1997
CW - I wasn't being short with you. But I could be. Hee, hee. m - at least your car emerged victorious. Something to tell all the other cars when they secretly meet up for drinks...
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 23 09:11:31 PST 1997
You just got that truck too didn't you?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 23 09:10:30 PST 1997
I love it when you're short with me
FROM: m
DATE: Tue Dec 23 09:10:08 PST 1997
Hi Sleepy ..I am totally amazed at the lack of damage to my vehicle..It sounded like my gas tank exploded ..but it was her car disintegrating.
hope your all well...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 09:09:21 PST 1997
No - it wasn't a pun.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 23 09:08:06 PST 1997
That, my friend, is the spirit. I can see you in a grass skirt already
FROM: m
DATE: Tue Dec 23 09:07:11 PST 1997
Hi mr.wax..What luck eh?I was just begining to feel Human again too...oh well I shall SUE for millions I tell ya...Hawaii here I come..
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 23 09:06:10 PST 1997
tale. Was that a pun?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 09:05:09 PST 1997
Mooch!! I'm sorry to hear your tale. Take care of yourself.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 23 09:03:45 PST 1997
Mooch. Oh mooch.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 23 09:02:38 PST 1997
I'm back. If this was my fan message board I'd have no idea what to make of it. It is funny though.
FROM: mooch
DATE: Tue Dec 23 09:02:00 PST 1997
Good morning all...DAMN!! I was making a left turn off a busy wet street this morning,and I was smashed into!! (rear ended)at 50 mph by an oriental woman who can't speak any english.my back is now ready for the scrap heap!I can't sit ,stand or LAY DOWN now.JESUS!!!what a Christmas present....I'm off to see my Doctor .. strangely, her chrysler exploded while my 4-runner only has a bent back bumper..her car was all over the road in tiny bits.Oh well ...later
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 08:59:15 PST 1997
I'm sure he'd relish the idea of a message board possessed by something not of this world. In fact, he'd probably invent a great story.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 08:57:51 PST 1997
Robyn Hitchc--k. I should print some of this out and send it to him. Ha, ha. Any favourite archives?! How about the phantoms of the dispossesed Archive 65?!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 08:55:50 PST 1997
If you ask Myk nicely, I'm sure he'll do it for you Cushca. I need caffeine, personally.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 23 08:54:48 PST 1997
God, I really need a back rub. Sleepy, any chance???
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 08:54:41 PST 1997
Mmm. It's quiet on here today. It's dark and raining outside. Making me feel sleepy.....
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 08:54:14 PST 1997
thanks for the welcome back, but i must split again. if i don't see you in time, i'll see you tomorrow or after the holidays!
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 23 08:51:10 PST 1997
Welcome back young man.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 08:47:49 PST 1997
Where are you, CW?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 08:47:19 PST 1997
Hello Myk.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 08:41:57 PST 1997
well, i read what's up. howdy rob. hello ghost of claire. heh heh.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 08:34:11 PST 1997
damn long silly meetings. ugh. what's up?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 23 08:29:32 PST 1997
rOb - Sleepy and I will get you over Claire. No problem.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 23 08:23:34 PST 1997
love
FROM:
<alternate>
DATE: Tue Dec 23 08:22:32 PST 1997
I love how he can go on and on and say this amasingly funny, deep stuff..Just like it was second nature to him..Like he dosent have to even think..it just flows Would to hang and listen to him
FROM: TRAINrObBING
DATE: Tue Dec 23 08:17:51 PST 1997
That really is a good song.
"You can't kill relationships/watch them drowm like sinking ships"
FROM: alternity
DATE: Tue Dec 23 08:15:51 PST 1997
No..they used them for clothes pegs ..continued Fabishor..somewhat controlled."Really?" said Butterworth feeling somewhat left out of the conversation."Oh yes thats right" said Franshor, "they picked them up in Siberia and brought them over."Siberia?" interjecting the little fellow whos name I still can't remember."Topping Place!" Went there once, found it under one of the stops, one of the Ruskies had it.. HA HA HA,took it home ,it turned into a little lady.Mmm..she put it on..left me for another woman..hah ah one things left" manwoman.He was left alone there, was no one.Not even a woman.Just the fireplace and his ever swaying tins.As the brandy began to take it's effect.Franshor or was it Butterworth? or the other guys name I can't remember found himself turning into some kind of helpless diseased houseplant.As he watched his future and his past slowly become interchangeable:Like a highway that surrounds a drunken man as he begins to spin.He looked up above him .Even the angels were asleep.It was one of those nights..... October...
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 23 08:13:48 PST 1997
Damn, I AM sick. I can't even spell her name.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 23 08:12:53 PST 1997
Let me point out that I was not saying sorry to Calire (as it may have appeared), but instead, I was aiming my apology towards you all. I was apologizing for bringing her up. I'm over her, I swear, I just had to say that Sick Boy thing.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 23 08:11:00 PST 1997
Claire (SORRY!) used to call me her little Sick Boy. Our first date we saw Trainspotting.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 23 08:06:51 PST 1997
October
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 08:03:26 PST 1997
Hi alt. I played that song for the first time in ages the other day. I'd forgotten how good it is. rOb - ooh, Sick Boy.
FROM: alternit
DATE: Tue Dec 23 07:58:39 PST 1997
Hunting ? No I think its a perfectly Beastly Sport quiped Fabishor as they leaned over the mantle piece over the crisp frothing fire. Franshor felt his cards warming pleasntly as the effects of the Brandy began to seeped below his waist.Knotting slightly over the abcess and passing over the spine. Causing a small trickle of the otherwise measly brown fluids which shoot from out of the fronds on the top of his head.Which landed on top of the other guys head. I forgot his name now, anyway, he was covered in it. "Whats this?" said Franshor."Aww some kind of fluid?" oh thats the tops!
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 23 07:50:23 PST 1997
Cushaca? I meant Cushca...sorry.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 23 07:49:03 PST 1997
Ahh...the delightful aroma of Cushaca's perfume...I smell it when my eyes are closed (effortless Robyn segue)..let me know if I'm overdoing it.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 07:47:39 PST 1997
Mmm. Delightful. Arghh. Cushca has sprayed perfume everywhere. My poor lungs.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 23 07:47:30 PST 1997
What kind've Sick Boy (heh heh) would I be if I didn't flirt with Cushca equally? Hey, Cushca! (smiles rather flirtatiously with her as well).....
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 23 07:45:26 PST 1997
Boy, I'm a hoot, aren't I?
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 23 07:45:07 PST 1997
Howdy, Sleepy. Jeez, I feel like a transfer truck just ran up one nostril and came out the other, hauling my brain off. (smiles flirtatiously with Sleepy..)....coughcoughhack!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 07:44:58 PST 1997
Cushca's eating sweets like a crazy-person. Sugar queen.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 07:43:26 PST 1997
Oh, bye wb. I'm back on the 30th. Have a good Christmas.
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 23 07:41:19 PST 1997
I'm off till'? Have a Merry Christmas everyone. ho ho ho
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 23 07:34:14 PST 1997
WOW, what lovely imagery!
FROM: me
DATE: Tue Dec 23 07:29:23 PST 1997
yes Cusca and Sleepy together , frolicking wildly in the hay..oh my
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 23 07:28:57 PST 1997
doing.......a lot of work. So there. Pesky kids.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 23 07:24:09 PST 1997
..Its these visions of Sleepy and Cuschca together..doing..(continue?)
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 23 07:23:40 PST 1997
Someone call a priest I need to make a confession
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 23 07:16:09 PST 1997
And dwarfs have fun when there's no one tall to be compared with
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 23 07:15:33 PST 1997
***YAWN*** need to rest on this day before the day before Christmas.
FROM: Cistern Monkeyspank
DATE: Tue Dec 23 07:13:49 PST 1997
bubbles of glowing gas, and speed jets. These images may be a snapshot
of what will happen to our own Sun in 6 billion years, after it has
exhausted its supply of hydrogen and collapsed into a dancing white dwarf.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 23 07:07:47 PST 1997
All right. Apology accepted. And Merry Christmas you old Building and Loan!!!!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 07:06:44 PST 1997
Hi wb. Hi rOb.
FROM: FROM
DATE: Tue Dec 23 07:06:38 PST 1997
SickUGH!!
FROM: rOb
DATE: Tue Dec 23 07:03:09 PST 1997
Fuggit, I'm goin back to bed.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 23 07:01:55 PST 1997
Only not as smart.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 23 07:01:42 PST 1997
G'morning posters. Sick as a dog this morning. My voice is shot, I don't feel like walking....damn, I feel like Stephen Hawking.
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 23 07:00:56 PST 1997
No thanks, don't eat pork. Now french fries on a dirty ashtray, that sounds yummy. I suppose you want an apology?! Well I'm sorry, I didn't meam to upset you. Where's Sleepy?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 23 06:59:55 PST 1997
I am here. But I shall not correspond directly to you until I know what you said about CW.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 06:59:43 PST 1997
no, i don't despise you, but i do worry a bit. gotta run off for a meeting thing. be back shortly.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 23 06:54:37 PST 1997
Hey wb, how would you like a nice greasy pork sandwich served on a dirty ash tray?
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 23 06:54:22 PST 1997
I am truly despised, aren't I? Cushca-Cushca-Cushca are you there? Trying to think, think, think.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 06:48:13 PST 1997
hello, wb. [said to the same tone as "hello, newman"]
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 23 06:44:05 PST 1997
UGH!! So how is everyone this morn. 'cept CW I know how he is.
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 23 06:41:42 PST 1997
ho ho ho, Merry Christmas!!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 23 06:40:49 PST 1997
I'm not talking to you. I'm above all that.
FROM: WB
DATE: Tue Dec 23 06:38:56 PST 1997
DOH!!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 23 06:38:43 PST 1997
Isn't it just?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 06:34:30 PST 1997
lovely!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 23 06:32:28 PST 1997
It's too early in the morning for me to think about cisterns. Actually, it's never too early. Nevermind. Carry on.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 23 06:31:08 PST 1997
Mamma mia monkeyspank.
FROM: Marco
DATE: Tue Dec 23 06:30:55 PST 1997
Mi piace Adam. L'adoro...
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 06:29:56 PST 1997
you know... THIS is why i get up in the morning. bird noises and insults going on an ocean away. technology has changed my life. cushca: did adam's italian boyfriend also sign the card? giggle.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 23 06:26:34 PST 1997
SPEAK FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!!!!!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 06:22:57 PST 1997
Cushca is making bird noises.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 06:21:51 PST 1997
Darling, that was just foreplay...
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 23 06:21:27 PST 1997
Sleepy just called me an ugly snotbucket.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 06:18:34 PST 1997
absolutely, wax.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 06:18:05 PST 1997
Cushca and I need to get some mistletoe from somewhere...
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 23 06:16:11 PST 1997
Hi
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 06:15:05 PST 1997
Hello.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 23 06:13:58 PST 1997
There's no one else in this whole wide world that matches to her in your soul
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 06:07:13 PST 1997
yeah, i read that, wax. bloated? not likely. a card from that Buxton fellow? i didn't know they were acquainted. hmmm... i could give her so much more than a holiday card...
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 23 06:02:56 PST 1997
Myk - you just can't compete with that buddy. It ain't fair.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 06:02:51 PST 1997
There was so much to trawl through last night.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 06:01:21 PST 1997
The web princess is going now. Cushca has just got a card from Adam Buxton. I've never seen her blush so much...
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 23 06:00:53 PST 1997
He said... he said I had a bloated ego.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 05:58:15 PST 1997
huh? lemme go back and read a bit.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 23 05:57:24 PST 1997
I think wb's drunken attack on me was a horrible hurtful thing to do. I am very upset about that.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 05:55:13 PST 1997
yes, a lovely website it is. sleepy is very fond of you.
FROM: web princess
DATE: Tue Dec 23 05:47:27 PST 1997
why thank you (blush...)
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 23 05:46:34 PST 1997
Hi web princess. You have a delightful web site if I do say so myself.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 23 05:45:54 PST 1997
It's that giant "worry free" crumple zone. Just ask Princess Diana right? May she rest in peace. Oh how I miss that car. Just couldn't pass his inspection in the end and I had to have him put down.
FROM: web princess
DATE: Tue Dec 23 05:45:27 PST 1997
Hello boys!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 05:42:39 PST 1997
really? you? you don't strike me as a mercedes driver, but if you're like the other ones, you're a bit more likely to strike me (with the car in question). heh.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 23 05:36:49 PST 1997
Hey. I used to drive a Mercedes.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 05:33:24 PST 1997
what a lovely drive in.... mercedes benz drivers aren't very good at it. ironic, really.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 23 05:24:01 PST 1997
Hello Everybody. I need coffee. Be back soon.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 05:05:48 PST 1997
Where's that boy wb?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 05:02:32 PST 1997
But, wait.... I can hear the jingle bells of Rhymney...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 05:00:41 PST 1997
See you later Myk. I'm going to hit the shops with the web princess.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 04:59:14 PST 1997
i'll think about that on the drive into work. see ya soon.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 04:58:31 PST 1997
Cushca - I told you to bookmark the transvestite board...
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 23 04:57:45 PST 1997
I was hoping by now that we'd have matching boiler suits. Talking of which, would you wear a skirt for me?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 04:53:56 PST 1997
sleepy: i can't wait. cushca: expecting something different?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 04:50:19 PST 1997
My breakfast today was coffee, chocolate, following by chewing gum. Now that's what I call a healthy, well-balanced diet. I shall be attempting to incorporating RH Christmas lyrics into some of my postings today. For example, "what's Santa carrying on his iron sledge?" Oh, yes. It's going to be an experience...
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 23 04:49:46 PST 1997
We're feeling a bit poorly now...
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 04:48:36 PST 1997
not sure yet. probably will dress casual today. khakis and a shirt, ya know. currently, it's just boxer shorts, but they'd get mad if i showed up wearing just that. it would be a bit drafty, too.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 23 04:43:51 PST 1997
Oh go on, tell us...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 04:43:42 PST 1997
Hi Myk. So, what are you wearing today?!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 04:41:03 PST 1997
good morning! i'm getting dressed for work, so i can't respond for a bit.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 04:37:10 PST 1997
The tiny figures of the world are walking underneath your feet. Lyric?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 04:17:15 PST 1997
Good morning everyone.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 02:10:44 PST 1997
Have a good sleep. Merry Christmas.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Tue Dec 23 02:05:52 PST 1997
At which point I groan and rub my eyes and go "What the heck are you so happy about? Don't you know it's morning? Where's my coffee? Make yourself useful, you little mooch!" No, I'm kidding :)
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Tue Dec 23 02:04:37 PST 1997
I just got here and I don't know WHAT was going on. But in Portland tonite it actually snowed for about 30 seconds!!! It was thrilling! But now it's two AM and I have to hit the sack if I am to be rested when Little Sidney comes bounding into my room in the morning going "Hi Momma!"
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 23 02:02:27 PST 1997
'Tis but 10 am in old London town. Seems like you've had an eventful and talkative evening......
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Tue Dec 23 01:59:09 PST 1997
What the heck time is it where you guys are?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Tue Dec 23 01:58:26 PST 1997
Drunk ol' Willy has nothing to say about poor 'lil Queenie.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 23 01:56:47 PST 1997
Hello there. How's it going dear?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 23 01:56:33 PST 1997
Hi Queenie!
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Tue Dec 23 01:55:10 PST 1997
If you really loved chocolate milk and your mom tried to give you Ovaltine would you drink it?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Tue Dec 23 01:54:38 PST 1997
OK so what's going on around here?
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 23 01:21:42 PST 1997
Good Night!!
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 23 01:18:46 PST 1997
o.k. so I lied!
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 23 01:17:58 PST 1997
I find it odd that I have devoloped an emotion towards people that I will never know their true appearance or voice.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 23 01:02:57 PST 1997
it's 9:00 in London!
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 23 01:02:15 PST 1997
Ten minutes, that's all you have to respond then it is bedtime.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 23 00:53:22 PST 1997
hAs
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 23 00:53:02 PST 1997
Is it just me or is Palladio the greatest architect this world hes ever known?
FROM: Oops,
DATE: Tue Dec 23 00:34:12 PST 1997
what the hell, long before I existed in this form the world was here. It all seems so irrealavent(?),
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 23 00:28:28 PST 1997
what the hell,
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 23 00:06:36 PST 1997
I dunno'!!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 23:56:39 PST 1997
I SAW NICK DRAKE
I Saw Nick Drake
At the corner of time and motion
I caught his eye
And he caught mine
I said, "You're tall!"
He said, "No deeper than tomorrow's ocean"
I saw Nick Drake
And he was fine
And we're in bloom
Yes we're in bloom
I saw Nick Drake
As we were carrying the ice together
I saw his face
Beneath the glass
The net was gone
And all his strawberries of English weather (?)
I saw Nick Drake
I saw him pass
And we're in bloom
Yeah we're in bloom
I saw Nick Drake
The habits of a lifetime
Will lay you low
Into your grave
And when you're gone
You take the whole world with you
I saw Nick Drake
I saw him wave.
FROM: wb
<willybee@harborcom.net>
DATE: Mon Dec 22 23:56:19 PST 1997
My perception is, whether I am tree bark, a dog, a cat, a human, it's all the same. I exist only because I take up space. Am I wrong? I am a small part of everythimg, but I am so very much alone. Buddha taught me the four noble truths, but I am still very confused. I suppose this feeling is normal, no? LIFE IS SUFFERING.***yawn***getting tired. almost out of Irish Mist! DOH!! Chewing Wax has a bloated ego, Myk is o.k., the rest are fine. Sleepy's a dream(familiar with soul travel?). Voltaic is ok, distant though. .... Hmm. in a years time I will have my B.A. in Mechanical Eng. Woo-Hoo!!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 23:30:15 PST 1997
nothing inside me is real??
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 23:29:22 PST 1997
Hmmmmmmmm.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 23:06:58 PST 1997
it's only 11:00 there!
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 23:06:29 PST 1997
Isreal is unbeatable right? according to the scriptures. n
FROM: Eatrom
DATE: Mon Dec 22 23:06:09 PST 1997
Yes Be that as it may, I Eatrom, bid you all a Good night.
FROM: Eatrom
DATE: Mon Dec 22 23:04:17 PST 1997
Syria will Nuke
Jerusalem in 1999. So, knowing that Isreal will re-empt, Syria will
pre-pre-empt in 1998.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 23:03:06 PST 1997
Sleepy you in soon?
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 23:00:46 PST 1997
if I were married I could just bug my wife all night, but oh well!
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 22:57:16 PST 1997
wb
FROM: WBG
DATE: Mon Dec 22 22:56:58 PST 1997
head on with that one, she is complaining about it.
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Mon Dec 22 22:54:38 PST 1997
By the way wb, Clean up the boat will you? your Mom wants you to move it soon.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 22:53:09 PST 1997
DOH!!
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 22:52:41 PST 1997
message boards, chat rooms, these type of things are unique to our time. I used to feel akward, but there is nothing wrong with it.
FROM: Eatrom
DATE: Mon Dec 22 22:51:39 PST 1997
Yes Be that as it may, I Eatrom, bid you all a Good night.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 22:50:08 PST 1997
either you're making this stuff up, or you have too much time on your hands.
FROM: Mary Ann
DATE: Mon Dec 22 22:48:46 PST 1997
Noether was a great algebraist
independent of her constructs being applicable to
physics. She would never in her life stoop so low as to be interested
in message boards.
FROM: Vera Duckworth
DATE: Mon Dec 22 22:46:05 PST 1997
I used to use 'Faustus MaCallan Socinus' as my handle, even though he died
in the 16th Century. Would you also have objected to my using his name
as my handle since Socinus was dead? Also, were Noether alive today,
what makes you suppose she would frequent nutmessage boards on the
Internet?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 22:42:23 PST 1997
Irish Mist is gooood! Volty, like MaCallan?
FROM: Mary Ann
DATE: Mon Dec 22 22:41:46 PST 1997
EaTrom, this morning. I was up at 3:00 am when the announcement was
made,then
nothing.
I've been waiting all my life for proof, I guess I can wait a
little
while longer. What you don't seem to understand is the impossibility to convert a voltage
range of 10**23 steps into a precise binary value with reasonable effort in
a reasonable time. If it doesn't work in the first place, the question of
how many bits this impossibility would produce is a load, man.