FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Mon Dec 22 22:35:12 PST 1997
Irish Mist is Anti-Freeze,careful wb.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 22:31:28 PST 1997
**ack**
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 22:25:23 PST 1997
big cities kick arse, the bigger the better
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 22:24:34 PST 1997
G'night, wb....
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 22:21:33 PST 1997
That's Soul Coughing, right?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 22:20:22 PST 1997
skee dunt stunt da runt smokin bhudda blunts!
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 22:16:36 PST 1997
I've never been one for the big city. I'm not a hick, mind you. I just prefer a slightly slower pace of life.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 22:16:18 PST 1997
ha ha,
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 22:15:27 PST 1997
don't care much for small towns, 'burbs included.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 22:15:09 PST 1997
the only real college station (that plays decent tunes) only has a mile radius.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 22:14:07 PST 1997
Anyhoo...I'm gonna sign off and go work on a new song.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 22:13:18 PST 1997
Any radio stations (college preferably) worth a damn? will they give you airplay?
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 22:12:25 PST 1997
I always wanted to be the guy from the small town who made it big, you know?
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 22:12:17 PST 1997
I always wanted to be the guy from the small town who made it big, you know?
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 22:08:29 PST 1997
I dunno...always felt if I could make it here, I could make it anywhere.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 22:03:29 PST 1997
like sleeping, just can't(sleep my life away if I could). what keeps you in S.C.? just curious.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 22:00:00 PST 1997
I just hate to sleep.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 21:58:03 PST 1997
me 2. "Night time is the right time!"
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 21:56:23 PST 1997
Nah....just a real big night owl.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 21:55:07 PST 1997
Jo(h)n Peel sessions are kick arse!
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 21:53:43 PST 1997
you work second shift?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 21:53:05 PST 1997
JoY
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 21:52:23 PST 1997
DiVision
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 21:52:11 PST 1997
Jot Dinision box set?? no, I do have everything though. Irish Mist a fine liquor, fine indeed. check goes tomorrow.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 21:50:11 PST 1997
Whatcha been drinkin, wb?
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 21:48:51 PST 1997
Cool, You seen the new Joy Division box set? It's supposedly EVERYTHING they ever recorded.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 21:47:21 PST 1997
that was me
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 21:47:03 PST 1997
DOH!!! willy's drunk..............again!
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 21:42:10 PST 1997
YES!!
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 21:40:06 PST 1997
Joy Division?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 21:09:35 PST 1997
HEART AND SOUL
Instincts that can still betray us,
a journey that leads to the sun,
soulless and bent on destruction,
a struggle between right and wrong.
You take my place in the showdown,
I'll observe with a pitiful eye,
and humbly ask for forgiveness,
a request well beyond you and I.
Heart and soul, one will burn.
Heart and soul, one will burn.
An abyss that laughs at creation,
a circus complete with all fools.
Foundations that lasted the ages,
then ripped apart at their roots.
Beyond all this good is the terror,
the grip of a mercenary hand,
when savagery turns all good reason,
there's no turning back the last stand.
Heart and soul, one will burn.
Heart and soul, one will burn.
Existence - well what does it matter ?
I exist on the best terms I can.
The past is now part of my future,
the present is well out of hand.
The present is well out of hand.
Heart and soul, one will burn.
Heart and soul, one will burn.
One will burn, one will burn.
Heart and Soul, one will burn.
[From 1980, released on Closer]
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 20:21:50 PST 1997
......Irish Mist for everyone!!......
FROM: neanderthal man
DATE: Mon Dec 22 20:20:29 PST 1997
....as the day draws to a close, the petty thoughts that have annoyed me all day fall back into my subconcious.....
FROM: otten fish
DATE: Mon Dec 22 19:53:39 PST 1997
in a salmon pink kind of "shodawy impermanence" Way.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 19:49:23 PST 1997
I'm all a-quiver!
FROM: Jim
DATE: Mon Dec 22 19:41:33 PST 1997
hey someone killed the board.
or it's on acid.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 19:03:21 PST 1997
eYE FUNKIN luv u MAN
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 19:02:17 PST 1997
f--kIN LUV YOU MAN
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 19:00:20 PST 1997
MY CAT IS
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 16:58:28 PST 1997
How is your offspring doing? Does your husbands band have any cd's released?
FROM: SVeN
DATE: Mon Dec 22 16:57:46 PST 1997
CU
FROM: Hear?
DATE: Mon Dec 22 16:56:55 PST 1997
That's true. I'm not; so I won't.
FROM: Acid Bird
DATE: Mon Dec 22 16:56:02 PST 1997
This one's for the ladies: White ointment on an acid kiss.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 16:55:21 PST 1997
That was me. I typed Gary Oldman to be funny and then forgot and hit "post"
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 16:55:15 PST 1997
Are you still there? of course if you aren't you won't answer.
FROM: Who me?
DATE: Mon Dec 22 16:54:23 PST 1997
Same as yesterday at this time.
FROM: Henny
DATE: Mon Dec 22 16:53:32 PST 1997
Gary, cat got your tongue, bro?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 16:52:15 PST 1997
Huh? Anyway, how are you this late afternoon?
FROM: Worried in Seattle
DATE: Mon Dec 22 16:52:05 PST 1997
Dear Myk, I want you to know I never thought I'd be writing to an advice column asking for advice, but here I am. Some people at work have asked me to join their Football Pool. Would that be considered illegal, or a cult, or something? I am worried that the people at work, who all have pink eyes, long painted fingernails and the devil's own breath (one part rotten fish and two parts cheese and rootbeer) have begun spying on me when I am at home; they've definitely tapped my phone, and they know what I am typing now.... ahhhhhHH!!!!! They're here!!!!!!!!!!
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 16:51:56 PST 1997
I'm all a-quiver!
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 16:51:43 PST 1997
Do you really?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 16:50:15 PST 1997
It don't feel much like a church without a god inside. (I love that line)
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 16:50:13 PST 1997
We love you Queenie!
FROM: Gary Oldman
DATE: Mon Dec 22 16:49:39 PST 1997
FROM: MeatRo(byn)
DATE: Mon Dec 22 16:47:25 PST 1997
It don't feel much like me without a you. C'mon baby, give me your meat!
FROM: Henny Oldman
DATE: Mon Dec 22 16:45:07 PST 1997
How 'bout a free bottle in front a ya?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 16:44:39 PST 1997
Has everyone gone insane??
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 16:32:14 PST 1997
Had one, overrated.
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Mon Dec 22 16:31:08 PST 1997
now I want a full frontal lobotomy.
I knew that.
FROM: Amanda Hugginkiss
DATE: Mon Dec 22 16:26:46 PST 1997
They've-v-v-v all-l-l-l reached-d-d nirvana-a-a-a!!!! All-l-l heads-s-s half-f-f-f off-f-f-f-f!!!!
FROM: Bunny Echo
DATE: Mon Dec 22 16:25:16 PST 1997
Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey...... Where-er-er-er-er is-s-s-s-s Everybody-dy-dy-dy dy-dy-dy-dy-dy????? This-s-s-s place-ce-ce-ce is-s-s-s so-o-o-o-o quiet-t-t-t and cavernous-s-s-s......
FROM: Sven Sven-Galli
DATE: Mon Dec 22 15:27:22 PST 1997
JetbreadresinbagschewingwaxsleepycuschcawillybeerObmykmurphylqueenie:voltaic. This has beenalongfunnynightmarecomplete with popcorn and failingservers. I have awakened and the men from mars are coming through the window just like in the dream.
FROM: Sven
DATE: Mon Dec 22 15:25:02 PST 1997
But can you know a fish?
FROM: Sven Years in Tia
DATE: Mon Dec 22 15:23:52 PST 1997
Hey Myk: Blow me!
FROM: Ihaviton G. Oodauthority
DATE: Mon Dec 22 15:22:19 PST 1997
A little bird told me, a little bird told me, me told me told me me me me me me a little me bird a told me told bird told a little told told a little me a bird. me. bird. little. a.
FROM: Sven Gorshin (Frank's bro)
DATE: Mon Dec 22 15:20:56 PST 1997
Good one CW. Now try to deny you pulled those shenanegans (and your own pud) just a little while ago....while I was at lunch. You are a very bad man, and a very bad maam, according to a "good authority."
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:49:54 PST 1997
I love you.
FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:48:04 PST 1997
I'm sorry but I have to leave you now. But, I can feel your essence inside of me every waking mminute of the day. I wish I could kiss you goodbye. Darling, please don't forget about me over night. xoxo
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:41:10 PST 1997
It's a different crazy guy.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:40:32 PST 1997
!!!!!!!I AM GENUINELY HURT!!!!!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:39:22 PST 1997
That crazy guy is here again. Doing all kinds of wierd things to the message board.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:38:01 PST 1997
I've always thought you were funny though, my animosity is not toward you.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:36:35 PST 1997
I really tried to be a nice guy, no dice. I got blamed for incidents I had no involvement in. I tried, I really did, now after all of this, they still belittle me. Fuk them, Fuk them all!
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:36:22 PST 1997
It doesn't matter who the 'big game player' is.....let it end now.
FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:35:27 PST 1997
Write a story tonight about us making love, passionately soft and slowly. And, I will read it tomororow.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:33:54 PST 1997
Eveyone here is involved, CW is the biggest game player of them all.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:32:05 PST 1997
The end of the board wouldn't be here if not for the silly immature antics of silly immature people.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:28:51 PST 1997
r0b the end of this board is upon you, run, run for your life!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:26:55 PST 1997
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:52:24 PST 1997
Have you really left this time? I never thought I could feel this kind of love again.
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FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:51:40 PST 1997
I loathe you all!
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FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:50:24 PST 1997
You can't possibly know how much satisfaction you give me when you get all upset like this. It is a joy. I lie to you constantly. I am certainly under no obligation to tell you the truth about anything. I fell it is my duty to confuse you (which is so achingly easy it isn't really fair) and bother you. I will not tell you what anonymous postings I have done. Suffice to say they have all been designed to bother you and have succeeded.
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FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:50:24 PST 1997
I probably shouldn't say words like "breasts" on this board. Have to be more discreet
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FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:47:55 PST 1997
You do know that I love you.
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FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:46:30 PST 1997
it would be awfully late for mr wax to be in his office, if he was.
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FROM: Mary Ann
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:21:59 PST 1997
Well, *that's* all we need to see to know that he doesn't have a clue about evolution or thermodynamics.Goodbye.
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FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:21:32 PST 1997
you don't even know who I am do you?
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FROM: τίτ
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:21:17 PST 1997
GoodBye
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FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:21:00 PST 1997
I'm hurt.
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FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:20:44 PST 1997
You are a very bad person. You revel in your evil.
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FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:19:47 PST 1997
Why is this board still here?
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FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:19:29 PST 1997
am I not a good person?
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FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:17:48 PST 1997
:) :) :) :) :):):):):) I'm laughing so hard. I'm so artistic, aren't I?
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FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:17:23 PST 1997
harsh words!
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FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:16:27 PST 1997
ok,wb........
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FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:15:46 PST 1997
Blow this sucker up. Booom. We're all just sitting here waiting. Myk has every good persons e-mail anyhow. You'll only be ridding us of yourself.
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FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:14:24 PST 1997
I won't due to the frontal lobotomy, but I can.
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FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:14:05 PST 1997
Have I already siad that? It sounds so familiar.
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FROM: God
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:13:33 PST 1997
I'm writing a story tonite, any requests on subject matter?
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FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:13:15 PST 1997
I've never wanted anyone as much as I want you. I used to wonder if I would ever really love again. I don't wonder anymore.
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FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:11:57 PST 1997
Oh! I'm such a f--king moron. What a t--t I am!!! It's just a colon followed by a right paranthesis. :) Ha ha ha.
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FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:11:56 PST 1997
Had one, overrated.
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FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:11:24 PST 1997
BULLSHIIT
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FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:10:54 PST 1997
I want a full frontal lobotomy.
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FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:09:37 PST 1997
will=with
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FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:09:28 PST 1997
She is light and happiness and humor
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FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:09:17 PST 1997
I know the web site will those pictures and so much more
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FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:09:01 PST 1997
Sideways happy face. They make me laugh very hard. You have to show me how to do this.
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FROM: God
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:08:22 PST 1997
I still have not completely decided to save your pathetic cyberlives. I want pictures of Sleepy and Cushca, with full frontal nudity.
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FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:07:14 PST 1997
She is so much more than sanity. She is light and happiness and humor
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FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:06:17 PST 1997
Sleepy is the sanity of this board.
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FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:06:05 PST 1997
archUX:rm: ERROR: Cannot access file.locked: No such file or directory ive_65 what in the:::
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FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:05:54 PST 1997
To feel the warmth of your body next to mine...
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FROM: God
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:05:26 PST 1997
....If I only had a brain.....
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FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:04:11 PST 1997
now I dont wish to argue, but I'm the good guy. It's the evil Tau Cetis in tin foil hats that are the true problem. don't you all agree?
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FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:03:33 PST 1997
She is very lovable isn't she?
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FROM: God
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:02:45 PST 1997
I love Sleepy!!
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FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:02:04 PST 1997
I don't want to be here today. I just want to lay beside you, with my flesh touching yours.
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FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:00:10 PST 1997
There are no good guys, only good ladies.
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FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:59:30 PST 1997
Yeh - that was a good one. No really - destroy away. The innocents won't mind.
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FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:59:05 PST 1997
Oh, By the way, I'm the good guy.
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FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:57:21 PST 1997
:)
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FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:56:22 PST 1997
I won't due to the innocents, but I can.
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FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:55:41 PST 1997
BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!puny human.
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FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:55:36 PST 1997
Today Myk's arrogence in throwing the email issue around has come close.
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FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:55:04 PST 1997
Destroy away sucker. We're waiting. Rattle rattle.
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FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:53:16 PST 1997
I have the power to destroy this board as you all(including Voltaic) know it. Don't p--s me off.
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FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:52:49 PST 1997
Ignor the puny humans, they learn not , nor will they buy lottery tickets. your fight is with me, EaTrom. and I will never surrender this board to a fifth rate deity, such as you evil Tau Cetis in tin foil hats. never I say, for I am EaTrom, message board entity.
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FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:52:24 PST 1997
Have you really left this time? I never thought I could feel this kind of love again.
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FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:51:40 PST 1997
I loathe you all!
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FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:50:24 PST 1997
You can't possibly know how much satisfaction you give me when you get all upset like this. It is a joy. I lie to you constantly. I am certainly under no obligation to tell you the truth about anything. I fell it is my duty to confuse you (which is so achingly easy it isn't really fair) and bother you. I will not tell you what anonymous postings I have done. Suffice to say they have all been designed to bother you and have succeeded.
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FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:50:24 PST 1997
I probably shouldn't say words like "breasts" on this board. Have to be more discreet
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FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:47:55 PST 1997
You do know that I love you.
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FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:46:30 PST 1997
it would be awfully late for mr wax to be in his office, if he was.
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FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:45:30 PST 1997
You don't have to take the faucet end,just sit behind me so I can lay my back against your chest. And then you can rub soap all over my breasts.
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FROM: Sven
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:44:49 PST 1997
See, Chewing Myk's Butt Boy: this makes me very curious: on the one hand, you suggest I have been posting messages that cast a bad light on myself; and then you suggest YOU are doing it. That is your idea of fun, right? Case closed: You're much more screwed up than you say I am! And your actions are delivered with a supposed moral reasoning ....like a punishment....for something you yourself are implying I haven't done. Sick f*ck you are, chewing wax.
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FROM: evil Tau Cetis in their tin foil hats.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:44:46 PST 1997
Huh?
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FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:42:19 PST 1997
too bad i have to go away now. if i had the time, i would explain the issue to voltaic. much of the early material was his, and it was intended to be hurtful and destructive to this board, which he believed should be constructed in his own image. when the board did not comply he worked hard to sabotage it. of course, voltaic wouldn't bother denying this... rather, he has taken credit for that portion. later, he would refer to this as "mischief". it was never so lighthearted as that, he should recognize. i communicate with wax regularly. he lacks voltaic's anger and hatred, and so wax lacks the desire to destroy and hurt. i lack this, too. honestly, i'm not terribly concerned about voltaic's feelings, because he disregards the feelings of all others here. wb will take credit for some things, though not all things, but this misses the point: why bother to discriminate the negative voices of this place? such a task only lends credit to the negative voices present. such respect is far from deserved.
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FROM: Mary Ann
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:41:33 PST 1997
As Bugs Bunny would say, "What a maroon!" :-) Try looking in Nevada.
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FROM: Sven
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:40:09 PST 1997
Chewing Wax: You have it on good authority? Is that so? Tell me more. Chewing Wax: you are either trying to imply that you are posting these other messages or you are. Correct? You're right, I am stupid. You have to spell it out for me: Who have you been posting as?
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FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:39:33 PST 1997
I have a million things to do today, but I think I will just stay here and talk to you.
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FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:37:56 PST 1997
I will even take the faucet end for you my love.
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FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:37:07 PST 1997
Yes! I suspect they have a network of humans helping them, the way sociologists and anthropologists use members of the group they are studying. These may or may not be the evil Tau Cetis in their tin foil hats. I doubt it. A few may happen to be employed in some government agency or another.
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FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:36:11 PST 1997
Just ignore all my typing errors.
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FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:35:04 PST 1997
You will get in the bath with me,, won't you?
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FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:34:41 PST 1997
You couldn't possibly be as stupid as you pretend to be. Please tell me you are putting us on. I have it on good authority that you even posted that message which accused Satan of child abuse. You did it to enrage yourself.
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FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:33:46 PST 1997
I'm afraid to open up all the way. Tell me I shouldn't be afraid
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FROM: Jim
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:33:34 PST 1997
Tau Cetis are nasty wicked evil aliens who like to fight. SpOOks work for The Conspiracy who work for The Illuminati. Humans should be wanting the SpOOks to win because the Tau Cetis are horrible and mean and are far worse than The Horrible Truth of The Conspiracy... if you can believe that. These are the facts of the matter. Given a choice, I would take SpOOks any day over those evil Tau Cetis in their tin foil hats.
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FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:31:42 PST 1997
Hey bitch - Stop talking about me like I'm not there. Tell me Sven, who is making who miserable?
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FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:31:34 PST 1997
OK, I'm back.
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FROM: Sven
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:26:48 PST 1997
Judge Myk Wapner: you have accused me of everything wrong that has ever happened here. That is YOUR problem. I have simply been trying to tell you for months that even at the beginning of my mischief, you were mis-identifying me. Your pet dog Chewing Wax --- who now implies he's toying with me which more than ever suggests he's behind a lot of this crap --- simply serves as your "yes boy." Whether or not I identify myself as "Sven" or butthead, you don't believe me. I will ask you again: Why would I "own" some posts and not others? If you can't give me an answer -- if you choose to ignore the question AGAIN -- then we have in essence started all over again with the same tired argument. So: Why would I deny some posts and not others? And another thing, Judge Wapner, how do you know Chewing Wax is the little angel you claim he is? He's either trying to franchise the work of Anon 3 or he IS anon 3. Either way you look at it, he is no angel.
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FROM: Penguin
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:26:35 PST 1997
doobie doobie doo.
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FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:25:16 PST 1997
I can envision everything. The way you take off my bow and lead me inside. You'll draw a warm bath and gently wash my hair...
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FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:23:59 PST 1997
I'll be right back. Someone is at my door.
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FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:23:48 PST 1997
Hey! You said you had left.
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FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:22:59 PST 1997
I'm having those x-rated thoughts about you again. We will be together some time. Even If it just for one night, it will be perfect, and last forever.
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FROM: a naked groveling cretin at a salt lick
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:22:20 PST 1997
She mourned like a tortured inmate.
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FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:19:20 PST 1997
You can post 3 messages to my every 1. I quess I'm slow. I don't think as fast as you. You know I forgive you. I can't stay mad at you. Maybe I did overreact. I just was hurting too much. I'm sorry I called you an a--hole. I miss you so much. I'm going to wrap myself up in a big red bow and be delivered to your front door Christmas morning!
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FROM: Mrs. Resin Bags
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:19:09 PST 1997
Miserable spanker. Perhaps I'll write a story as well to counter your hideous prose. Then the posters will vote for their favorite!! Oh, that sounds lovely. The loser can never post another story again. What do you think?
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FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:18:39 PST 1997
carrotears.
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FROM: Mary Ann
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:17:55 PST 1997
Thanks for the physics EaTrom, - I suspected that it would be a bit hard to hold 10^23 electrons in a capacitor, but it's been a while since I studied this stuff, so I concentrated on the difficulty of building an A/D converter with this kind of range. And 500 megawatts per read? I love it.
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FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:17:09 PST 1997
charactErs
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FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:16:54 PST 1997
a story involving RHmb charactors will be lovely, tomorrow!
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FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:14:39 PST 1997
You are still here. I can feel it. You said you would leave forever but now I know that isn't true.
FROM: rOb.
<be careful, boys....he's enraged.>
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:25:46 PST 1997
Jesus Christ! I just wish all this foolishness would stop! It's taking away from EVERYONE'S fun on this board.
FROM: Mary Ann
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:21:59 PST 1997
Well, *that's* all we need to see to know that he doesn't have a clue
about evolution or thermodynamics.Goodbye.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:21:32 PST 1997
you don't even know who I am do you?
FROM: τίτ
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:21:17 PST 1997
GoodBye
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:21:00 PST 1997
I'm hurt.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:20:44 PST 1997
You are a very bad person. You revel in your evil.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:19:47 PST 1997
Why is this board still here?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:19:29 PST 1997
am I not a good person?
FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:17:48 PST 1997
:) :) :) :) :):):):):) I'm laughing so hard. I'm so artistic, aren't I?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:17:23 PST 1997
harsh words!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:16:27 PST 1997
ok,wb........
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:15:46 PST 1997
Blow this sucker up. Booom. We're all just sitting here waiting. Myk has every good persons e-mail anyhow. You'll only be ridding us of yourself.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:14:24 PST 1997
I won't due to the frontal lobotomy, but I can.
FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:14:05 PST 1997
Have I already siad that? It sounds so familiar.
FROM: God
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:13:33 PST 1997
I'm writing a story tonite, any requests on subject matter?
FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:13:15 PST 1997
I've never wanted anyone as much as I want you. I used to wonder if I would ever really love again. I don't wonder anymore.
FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:11:57 PST 1997
Oh! I'm such a f--king moron. What a t--t I am!!! It's just a colon followed by a right paranthesis. :) Ha ha ha.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:11:56 PST 1997
Had one, overrated.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:11:24 PST 1997
BULLSHIIT
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:10:54 PST 1997
I want a full frontal lobotomy.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:09:37 PST 1997
will=with
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:09:28 PST 1997
She is light and happiness and humor
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:09:17 PST 1997
I know the web site will those pictures and so much more
FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:09:01 PST 1997
Sideways happy face. They make me laugh very hard. You have to show me how to do this.
FROM: God
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:08:22 PST 1997
I still have not completely decided to save your pathetic cyberlives. I want pictures of Sleepy and Cushca, with full frontal nudity.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:07:14 PST 1997
She is so much more than sanity. She is light and happiness and humor
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:06:17 PST 1997
Sleepy is the sanity of this board.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:06:05 PST 1997
archUX:rm: ERROR: Cannot access file.locked: No such file or directory ive_65 what in the:::
FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:05:54 PST 1997
To feel the warmth of your body next to mine...
FROM: God
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:05:26 PST 1997
....If I only had a brain.....
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:04:11 PST 1997
now I dont wish to argue, but I'm the good guy. It's the evil Tau Cetis in tin
foil hats that are the true problem.
don't you all agree?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:03:33 PST 1997
She is very lovable isn't she?
FROM: God
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:02:45 PST 1997
I love Sleepy!!
FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:02:04 PST 1997
I don't want to be here today. I just want to lay beside you, with my flesh touching yours.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 14:00:10 PST 1997
There are no good guys, only good ladies.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:59:30 PST 1997
Yeh - that was a good one. No really - destroy away. The innocents won't mind.
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:59:05 PST 1997
Oh, By the way, I'm the good guy.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:57:21 PST 1997
:)
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:56:22 PST 1997
I won't due to the innocents, but I can.
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:55:41 PST 1997
BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!puny human.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:55:36 PST 1997
Today Myk's arrogence in throwing the email issue around has come close.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:55:04 PST 1997
Destroy away sucker. We're waiting. Rattle rattle.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:53:16 PST 1997
I have the power to destroy this board as you all(including Voltaic) know it. Don't p--s me off.
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:52:49 PST 1997
Ignor the puny humans, they learn not , nor will they buy lottery tickets.
your fight is with me, EaTrom. and I will never surrender this board to a fifth rate deity, such as you evil Tau Cetis in tin foil hats. never I say, for I am EaTrom, message board entity.
FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:52:24 PST 1997
Have you really left this time? I never thought I could feel this kind of love again.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:51:40 PST 1997
I loathe you all!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:50:24 PST 1997
You can't possibly know how much satisfaction you give me when you get all upset like this. It is a joy. I lie to you constantly. I am certainly under no obligation to tell you the truth about anything. I fell it is my duty to confuse you (which is so achingly easy it isn't really fair) and bother you. I will not tell you what anonymous postings I have done. Suffice to say they have all been designed to bother you and have succeeded.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:50:24 PST 1997
I probably shouldn't say words like "breasts" on this board. Have to be more discreet
FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:47:55 PST 1997
You do know that I love you.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:46:30 PST 1997
it would be awfully late for mr wax to be in his office, if he was.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:45:30 PST 1997
You don't have to take the faucet end,just sit behind me so I can lay my back against your chest. And then you can rub soap all over my breasts.
FROM: Sven
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:44:49 PST 1997
See, Chewing Myk's Butt Boy: this makes me very curious: on the one hand, you suggest I have been posting messages that cast a bad light on myself; and then you suggest YOU are doing it. That is your idea of fun, right? Case closed: You're much more screwed up than you say I am! And your actions are delivered with a supposed moral reasoning ....like a punishment....for something you yourself are implying I haven't done. Sick f*ck you are, chewing wax.
FROM: evil Tau Cetis in their tin foil hats.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:44:46 PST 1997
Huh?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:42:19 PST 1997
too bad i have to go away now. if i had the time, i would explain the issue to voltaic. much of the early material was his, and it was intended to be hurtful and destructive to this board, which he believed should be constructed in his own image. when the board did not comply he worked hard to sabotage it. of course, voltaic wouldn't bother denying this... rather, he has taken credit for that portion. later, he would refer to this as "mischief". it was never so lighthearted as that, he should recognize. i communicate with wax regularly. he lacks voltaic's anger and hatred, and so wax lacks the desire to destroy and hurt. i lack this, too. honestly, i'm not terribly concerned about voltaic's feelings, because he disregards the feelings of all others here. wb will take credit for some things, though not all things, but this misses the point: why bother to discriminate the negative voices of this place? such a task only lends credit to the negative voices present. such respect is far from deserved.
FROM: Mary Ann
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:41:33 PST 1997
As Bugs Bunny would say, "What a maroon!" :-)
Try looking in Nevada.
FROM: Sven
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:40:09 PST 1997
Chewing Wax: You have it on good authority? Is that so? Tell me more. Chewing Wax: you are either trying to imply that you are posting these other messages or you are. Correct? You're right, I am stupid. You have to spell it out for me: Who have you been posting as?
FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:39:33 PST 1997
I have a million things to do today, but I think I will just stay here and talk to you.
FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:37:56 PST 1997
I will even take the faucet end for you my love.
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:37:07 PST 1997
Yes! I suspect they have a network of humans helping them, the way
sociologists and anthropologists use members of the group they are
studying. These may or may not be the evil Tau Cetis in their tin foil hats. I doubt it. A few may
happen to be employed in some government agency or another.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:36:11 PST 1997
Just ignore all my typing errors.
FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:35:04 PST 1997
You will get in the bath with me,, won't you?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:34:41 PST 1997
You couldn't possibly be as stupid as you pretend to be. Please tell me you are putting us on. I have it on good authority that you even posted that message which accused Satan of child abuse. You did it to enrage yourself.
FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:33:46 PST 1997
I'm afraid to open up all the way. Tell me I shouldn't be afraid
FROM: Jim
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:33:34 PST 1997
Tau Cetis are nasty wicked evil aliens who like to fight.
SpOOks work for The Conspiracy who work for The Illuminati.
Humans should be wanting the SpOOks to win because the Tau
Cetis are horrible and mean and are far worse than The Horrible
Truth of The Conspiracy... if you can believe that. These are
the facts of the matter. Given a choice, I would take SpOOks
any day over those evil Tau Cetis in their tin foil hats.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:31:42 PST 1997
Hey bitch - Stop talking about me like I'm not there. Tell me Sven, who is making who miserable?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:31:34 PST 1997
OK, I'm back.
FROM: Sven
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:26:48 PST 1997
Judge Myk Wapner: you have accused me of everything wrong that has ever happened here. That is YOUR problem. I have simply been trying to tell you for months that even at the beginning of my mischief, you were mis-identifying me. Your pet dog Chewing Wax --- who now implies he's toying with me which more than ever suggests he's behind a lot of this crap --- simply serves as your "yes boy." Whether or not I identify myself as "Sven" or butthead, you don't believe me. I will ask you again: Why would I "own" some posts and not others? If you can't give me an answer -- if you choose to ignore the question AGAIN -- then we have in essence started all over again with the same tired argument. So: Why would I deny some posts and not others? And another thing, Judge Wapner, how do you know Chewing Wax is the little angel you claim he is? He's either trying to franchise the work of Anon 3 or he IS anon 3. Either way you look at it, he is no angel.
FROM: Penguin
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:26:35 PST 1997
doobie doobie doo.
FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:25:16 PST 1997
I can envision everything. The way you take off my bow and lead me inside. You'll draw a warm bath and gently wash my hair...
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:23:59 PST 1997
I'll be right back. Someone is at my door.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:23:48 PST 1997
Hey! You said you had left.
FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:22:59 PST 1997
I'm having those x-rated thoughts about you again. We will be together some time. Even If it just for one night, it will be perfect, and last forever.
FROM: a naked groveling cretin at a salt lick
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:22:20 PST 1997
She mourned like a tortured inmate.
FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:19:20 PST 1997
You can post 3 messages to my every 1. I quess I'm slow. I don't think as fast as you. You know I forgive you. I can't stay mad at you. Maybe I did overreact. I just was hurting too much. I'm sorry I called you an a--hole. I miss you so much. I'm going to wrap myself up in a big red bow and be delivered to your front door Christmas morning!
FROM: Mrs. Resin Bags
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:19:09 PST 1997
Miserable spanker. Perhaps I'll write a story as well to counter your hideous prose. Then the posters will vote for their favorite!! Oh, that sounds lovely. The loser can never post another story again. What do you think?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:18:39 PST 1997
carrotears.
FROM: Mary Ann
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:17:55 PST 1997
Thanks for the physics EaTrom, - I suspected that it would be a bit
hard to hold
10^23 electrons in a capacitor, but it's been a while since I
studied this
stuff, so I concentrated on the difficulty of building an A/D
converter
with this kind of range. And 500 megawatts per read? I love it.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:17:09 PST 1997
charactErs
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:16:54 PST 1997
a story involving RHmb charactors will be lovely, tomorrow!
FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:14:39 PST 1997
You are still here. I can feel it. You said you would leave forever but now I know that isn't true.