FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:14:18 PST 1997
a story involving RHmb charactors will be lovely, tomorrow!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:12:17 PST 1997
I am not having a good day. Everything is going wrong. Make my day better.
FROM: it's story time
<it's story time>
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:12:08 PST 1997
it's story time, let me write one up. have done by tomorrow for you reading pleasure.
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:11:55 PST 1997
Skullman says he doesn't know the real story behind Roswell and its
famous, rumored UFO crash. He doesn't even know if Roswell is where the
original design came from. He just knows a physics professor friend
helped him build the thing, it works, and it's one honkin' device.
The man is serious. In a rather long chat with Newsbytes he talked a
mile a minute but never came off like a nut with aluminum foil on his
head to block transmissions from the aliens, or the CIA, or whoever.
And he certainly speaks techno-geek like a native of the US defense
industry.
FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:11:02 PST 1997
I've missed you so my love. Have you forgiven me for what happened last time? I think perhaps I overreacted. When it comes to you, my emotions are sometimes out of control.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:10:22 PST 1997
Sleepy is a cutie. And she looks great on a cistern too
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:10:00 PST 1997
""......." Punctuation?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:09:01 PST 1997
here comes your man
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:07:36 PST 1997
"I don't think I like him.
FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:06:44 PST 1997
What's going on here today? Myk Murphey isn't very fun to be around.I don't think him.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:05:51 PST 1997
wb a catholic, FUNNY. har har har har har har har har
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:05:45 PST 1997
Hey!Jack A. Skullman, head of American Computer Company, says he has
prototyped a capacitance-based, transistor-like device called a
transpacitor that puts today's transistors to shame. He claims the
design is based on sketches purported to have been made in 1947 of
salvaged pieces at the site of a UFO crash in Roswell, New Mexico, Jack.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:04:55 PST 1997
They have the lyrics to I Saw Nick Drake somewhere on the 'net. I read them.
FROM: Jim
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:03:29 PST 1997
I also cannot help wondering if the little grey space aliens are Wiccans,
and wb is a Catholic (not a Wiccan), why the Pope is now endorsing
converting little Drake space aliens to luncheon meat.
Hmmm. It seems there is a Divine Conversion afoot!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 13:00:32 PST 1997
a good friend of mine has "quick smoke". cool performance. a pixies double cd would be very cool. is it out yet? i don't need a "best of", but the live cd sounds great. live pixies is a great thing.
FROM: ND Fan
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:59:44 PST 1997
You fooled me once with that bitch. I was trying to be informative and helpful and you just shot me down. Bitch.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:56:17 PST 1997
Ah, so Sven and Voltaic are the same? Wow. That really had me fooled. Do either of you know about a RH song mentioning Nick Drake?
FROM: wing Wa
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:54:58 PST 1997
I feel like a stupid little retarded half dead mouse playing with a stupid little retarded half dead cat.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:54:56 PST 1997
Anyone own a quick smoke at spots?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:54:19 PST 1997
As long as you don't spray all over the place.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:53:38 PST 1997
Thanks for that rOb.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:53:22 PST 1997
-I love you all-I love you all-I love you all-I love you all-I love you all-I love you all-I love you all-I love you all
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:52:29 PST 1997
I feel like a cat playing with a stupid little retarded half dead mouse.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:52:06 PST 1997
In a slight attempt to get this conversation on another subject....Has anyone heard the new Pixies retrospective 'Death to the Pixies'? It's a 2 CD set, with one of the CD's being the obligatory 'best of'. The other CD however is a really good live show recorded in '90. If you love the Pixies (as I do), it is essential.
Damn, did that saound like a commercial or what?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:51:52 PST 1997
there is no literary precedent available to defend your adolescent abusiveness. your cleverness is always overwhelmed by your nastiness.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:49:35 PST 1997
there is no literary precedent available to defend your adolescent abusiveness. your cleverness is always overwhelmed by your nastiness.
FROM: Voltaic
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:49:30 PST 1997
Myk: Have a talk with Chewing Wax about "Sven...." He's not as smart as you, genius.
FROM: Sven
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:48:32 PST 1997
wb, such a martyr. I don't "know" who wrote that crap. But you imply "we all know" who wrote it. Excuse me, but I am the dummy (just ask Muky Wax) so I haven't figured it out yet and really hoped to be able to publicly shame the wrong-doer so as to imitate Myk...
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:48:28 PST 1997
Sven - you and our old buddy Voltaic should get together. You are both really stupid!
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:48:12 PST 1997
re: I probably will never return, until we meet in another life.
We wont.Happy Saturnalia!!!
Buy those tickets.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:47:27 PST 1997
Wow. Pretentious boy didn't mention James Joyce. I'm impressed.
FROM: Sven the Nut
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:45:05 PST 1997
Myk: Run, don't walk, to the bookstore and buy Madness and Civilization, by Michel Foucault. Hurry. You need to read the book soon. Also, rent "Francis" at Blockbuster. Watch it right away. It is very urgent that you get a handle on sanity and how it's defined by society to control creative people. In the improbable event that you ever gain any power on this planet, it would help you to become responsible.
FROM: rOb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:44:44 PST 1997
Well, Queenie, I can only say that I love bacon.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:44:41 PST 1997
since you began this "low road" approach, v, one could argue that you are "responsible" for it all. i would rather blame/credit you for the endless cut 'n pastes and gutter talk. do you feel you encouraged or discouraged your copycat? just curious.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:44:35 PST 1997
wroTe
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:43:22 PST 1997
f*r
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:43:21 PST 1997
Have a very Merry Christmas everyone, even you Sven. We all know who wroe the stories, lets leave it alone. I probably will never return, until we meet in another life(maybe) I bid you farewell. I'll stop by tomorrow to say bye to Sleepy.*sniff**sniff*
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:43:16 PST 1997
But now I gotta go so I'll see you kids later.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:42:47 PST 1997
I feel so loved by all!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:42:45 PST 1997
Yoo hoo. Oh Mr. Voltaic (like Bugs Bunny). I'm waiting o you to make me miserable. Right now I'm just laughing at you.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:41:47 PST 1997
of course, the "i did it" post wasn't me, but i post this for clarity's sake. i don't know why i bother.
FROM: Sven
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:41:05 PST 1997
Just curious, Myk: Since you happily accuse me of everything you see here, why would it by any less responsible to point the finger elsewhere, you hypocritical s--t?
FROM: Nzl
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:39:55 PST 1997
I am me and you are everybody else!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:39:50 PST 1997
i'm reasonably sure it wasn't you, loonboy, but i don't honestly KNOW who did it. i could make a reasonable guess, but i'd rather not, because that's quite an accusation to make. posting multiple posts from different sources, for several hours, is a sign of mental instability. you may not be a pornographer, but you're still "not well".
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:38:53 PST 1997
Ooh the whorehouses, lotsa' fun for a 21 year old(first visit).
FROM: Sventh Heathen
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:38:45 PST 1997
Matisse is BITCHIN'! Myk, that's not you. You're too smart to be you. Or whatever.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:37:32 PST 1997
I posted that damn story!
FROM: Sven-Eleven
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:37:12 PST 1997
WB: Chewing Wax will never admit it because then Myk would have to excommunicate him. By the way, you know those signs around casino areas that say "Our Slots are Loose"? They should have one that says, "Our Slots are Sluts!" Just a marketing idea.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:36:17 PST 1997
Matisse is cool, I gotta go now. My work day is over! I love you all.xoxoxo
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:35:34 PST 1997
no, voltaic, i was me on the last post. i'm pleased to see you can carry entire conversations with yourself. computer art imitating your life, i must believe.
FROM: . Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:35:12 PST 1997
Aren't you a dear and the antelope play in traffic.
FROM: Sven was in reno, away from computers (except the slots) on the weekend, dope
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:35:07 PST 1997
Since you know so much Muk, you know who did that post, and you know it wasn't me. So there. Whyn'chyou tell us all who really did it, blow-hard.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:34:11 PST 1997
Well my name's not Idiotgirl for nothing!
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:33:03 PST 1997
Matisse is my hero and god.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:32:47 PST 1997
Chewing Wax, he doesn't admit it though.
FROM: Sven-Gosh
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:32:22 PST 1997
Myk, I am on a Macintosh just like you, buddy. Oh yah, blow me (hey guys, Myk's post that I am responding to right now was actually me).
FROM: wax on
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:32:18 PST 1997
V : mow the lawn.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:32:07 PST 1997
Well, my last name's not Sweet fer nothing, Queenie.
FROM: wb
<matisse72@yahoo.com>
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:31:51 PST 1997
nope it's me.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:31:48 PST 1997
Who does write those stories?
FROM: Sven
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:31:16 PST 1997
fillets of me are available at www.trilobite-the-other-fossilized-meat.com
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:30:58 PST 1997
Awww...rOb....Aren't you a dear.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:30:19 PST 1997
rob: voltaic/sven is on a posting spree. believe little of what you read right now. you're awfully eager to deflect the credit for that posting, even though i didn't accuse you of it. hmmm... your work is done here, v... turn off the pc and go play in traffic.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:30:16 PST 1997
I'm getting the urge to write.
FROM: Sven-mensch
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:30:15 PST 1997
Eeeeyoooo. You had a sick momma. No offense.
FROM: Porky Pig
<www.bacon-the-other-pork.com>
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:29:27 PST 1997
Th-th-th-th-that's all, folks!
FROM: Earl
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:28:45 PST 1997
My momma used to say.."If life gives you poop......make poop juice."
FROM: Sven Nykvist
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:27:49 PST 1997
Bacon...isn't that used for malaria symptoms?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:27:44 PST 1997
fictiTious
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:27:06 PST 1997
Well, Queenie, I can only say that I love you back as well.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:26:58 PST 1997
Myk wrote that!! It was ficticious though.
FROM: Sven-Golly!
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:26:29 PST 1997
Yah, gee, Myk you're so smart, I've been using the name for ten minutes. You are so clever. And yah, I know you use regular email and get your narcissistic (sp?) jollies by discussing it on this board. That's clever too!
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:26:19 PST 1997
Also check out the bacon sandwiches. I had one the other day and
there was a monstrously thick slice of bacon it it.you might say, a truck load.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:25:58 PST 1997
Those stories are pretty damn sick.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:25:47 PST 1997
Myk Murphy Myk Murphy
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:25:34 PST 1997
Off my nut? What....exactly does that mean? Speaking of nuts..one of my friends (I won't say his name) only has one testicle. I call him the Unaballer. HA!
FROM: A true robyn fan who's tired of Myk's sick stories
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:24:54 PST 1997
Myk: Nice story this weekend. I hope you're proud of yourself.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:24:48 PST 1997
Well rOb, I wasn't really being literal...
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:24:13 PST 1997
you've tipped your hand, sven. i'm honored you took the name. it's a nice name. (perhaps it should be known that this message board is not the only mode of communication. nah, why make it easy?)
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:24:12 PST 1997
doh!
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:23:52 PST 1997
6
FROM: Pork Pie Cha-Pow!
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:23:50 PST 1997
BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:23:21 PST 1997
Hey, Myk. Glad to see you back. At last some normalcy might return. Did you see Queenie (or fake Queenie,I don't know) profess her love for me?
FROM: Sveeeeeeeeeeeeen
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:23:11 PST 1997
Myk, now I know why you and Chewing Wax are the defacto lords of this mess: you act like you know everything. Bastards.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:22:59 PST 1997
Yes that was really me and I love you because you're completely off your nut.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:22:16 PST 1997
8 minutes till liftoff!
FROM: Sven
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:21:45 PST 1997
how do you know they aren't here, a-wipe?
FROM: What is wrong with the computer?
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:21:08 PST 1997
A gem from the gook that appears sometimes on this board: "There, Queenie, you've used that chive_39"
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:20:57 PST 1997
Why do you love me, Queenie?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:20:39 PST 1997
i hope you find either version, rob. a funny thing about insults... to be affected by them, one must respect the source of the insult. using sleepy and wax's names to post when they aren't here? how clever.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:20:05 PST 1997
re: it's the human way, unfortunately.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:19:52 PST 1997
Queenie, was that really you?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:18:51 PST 1997
I REALLY do love you, rOb!!
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:17:56 PST 1997
Plus...nine times out of ten, it's funny as hell.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:17:37 PST 1997
My favorite local singer does a silly, Bill Murray-type lounge act, and he has a song to the tune of Copa Cabana only it's called Cobain Kablamma. It's pretty funny and tasteless. It ends with "Don't Courtney Love" instead of Don't fall in love. Har har.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:17:23 PST 1997
wb--I fully expect (nay...I ENCOURAGE) people to make fun of my suffering. It's the human way!
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:17:19 PST 1997
Now I find that offensive...really I do.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:16:08 PST 1997
Nothing like making fun of someone elses suffering, makes you feel like a man, doesn't it?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:15:40 PST 1997
My favorite post-Cobain suicide joke was: What has four legs and works at McDonalds? The rest of Nirvana!
FROM: A real Smoothie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:14:34 PST 1997
just one thing before I go..out there into the lonely world.Take my pearls of wisdom and forgive everyone that has hurt you in life. No forgot all that go and buy a shot gun and go run them down and let them have it
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:14:27 PST 1997
There's that r0b humor again, it is funny.
FROM: Sven
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:14:02 PST 1997
You guys hear about the music store drum department "Nirvana Sale"? "All Heads Half Off!" Badha-bing!
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:13:58 PST 1997
I meant Queenie...I was in such a rush to type, I forgot to double check. Sorry.
FROM: Sven
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:12:26 PST 1997
Queenine: Quinine? That's what people take to help with malaria symptoms isn't it?
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:12:25 PST 1997
at your show.
seize the moment rOb.
life will be very easy soon.
and with a new truck.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:12:17 PST 1997
wb--I don't mind achieving nirvana, but will one of us have to get strung out on heroin and blow our head off with a shotgun? I'm not sure abou that.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:12:15 PST 1997
maybe Sleepy and Queenie.
FROM: Sven
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:11:13 PST 1997
wb: my gut tells me nobody gonna reach nirvana on this board.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:11:05 PST 1997
Ok, one at a time....Sven, album completed and ready to sell....Queenine, since when are you psychic? Besides, even though I like the description of 'Liz,' (she sounds like Claire), I like the name Alison better.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:09:58 PST 1997
It's a form of sarcasm, and you have a natural talent for conveying that. It wasn't a jab; it was a complement.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:09:55 PST 1997
Queenie-nothing wrong with that. r0b- we must work to restore order to the board and ourselves. I want to achieve Nirvana, don't you?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:09:48 PST 1997
She'll be a photographer but will have a job taking photos of used cars for sale for a publication just to pay the bills.
FROM: rOb.
<Recipie for success.>
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:08:55 PST 1997
Disgust mixed with humor?
FROM: Sven
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:08:44 PST 1997
hi rOb. how's that album doing?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:08:07 PST 1997
And rOb, I don't think it'll be an Alison. It will be Liz and she'll be small and dark and shy and you'll meet her at the post office.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:07:54 PST 1997
rOb, that's really you, isn't it...that sort of disgust mixed with humor makes me chuckle out loud.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:07:50 PST 1997
I think maybe Myk is just a little too mature to let stupid little insults bother him.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:06:37 PST 1997
making myk miserable is a tough nut, though because he seems too dense to notice insults.
FROM: Apocolyptic rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:06:29 PST 1997
Ah, forget it. Let's just all sit back and wait to die. That's all that matters anyway, right?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:06:05 PST 1997
Yes I am married to an AMAZING musician and it's not a groupie sort of appeal. I just don't have much in common with or even interest in people that don't have some sort of creative streak. I like people that I can admire and learn from and vice versa. People with big dreams and lots of interests. THAT'S why I'm a sucker for musicians and creative types. Isn't that just a whole lot more than you wanted to know?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:05:51 PST 1997
wb: good call
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:05:19 PST 1997
This is nuts!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:05:00 PST 1997
rOb: I am me and don't post anything except insults directed at Chewing Wax and Myk, because they are lying hypocritical bastards. I used to post comments about music, but that only encouraged anonymous a-holes. now i live to make chewing wax miserable.
FROM: rOb.
<"Alison..I know this world is killing you" --Elvis Costello>
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:04:42 PST 1997
Ok...I'll meet her at a show. My show, or someone else's?
FROM: rOb.
<"My brain hurts a lot"--Ziggy Stardust>
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:03:08 PST 1997
I'm still confused as hell, though. Who's who? Who's pretending to be who? Who cares?
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:02:45 PST 1997
rOb, her name is Alison she has light brown hair with a hint of red. at a show.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:02:34 PST 1997
There, Queenie, you've used that combo a couple more times in the same posting! It has to do with the general rep of musicians more than your rep. Aren't you married to a musician? Ask him how those words might be taken by your average lounge lizard....
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:02:33 PST 1997
Hmm, sometimes I wish I were a ditchdigger. They don't sit at computers do they?
FROM: Quintessential Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:02:02 PST 1997
I never leave the house anyway. :(
FROM: Reputable rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:01:23 PST 1997
Reputations are silly, anyway. If I worried about my reputation, well, I'd never leave the house.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 12:00:49 PST 1997
Eatrom, Eat Me! Pyramid Schemes are for Losers, so talk exclusively to Chewing Wax and Myk from now on.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:59:49 PST 1997
My reputation? I'm too old to worry about such things. And which mix of words did you mean? That I'm a sucker for musicians? Well, it's true. Not even just musicians, though. How about, I'm a sucker for creative types?
FROM: The Seeker of Redemption
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:59:49 PST 1997
Anybody seen my Redeem-O-Matic? I paid good money for it and it's not working right. Still suffering from things I said I wouldn't do anymore. That's not fair!
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:58:45 PST 1997
I am EaTrom.
I was sent by the webmaster to guide this board and to make you all rich beyond your wildest dreams, with new trucks for all.I have an inside contact. Mary Ann knows who I am. cw your dogs need water.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:58:35 PST 1997
Burt Lancaster is dead.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:58:22 PST 1997
Queenie, it would not do your reputation any good whatsoever to use that particular mix of words very often.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:58:20 PST 1997
Queenie-you familiar with Lois?
FROM: 2 little rObs, sittin' in a tree....
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:57:50 PST 1997
Is every body here on drugs except me? Wait....is everybody here not on drugs except me?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:57:43 PST 1997
THAN WHO IS VOLTAIC???????????????????????????????? Burt Lancaster?
FROM: Ea-Troll Yer Veggies!
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:57:10 PST 1997
No! Myk is Sleepy?!?!?!?!?!?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:56:46 PST 1997
I'm such a sucker for musicians.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:56:05 PST 1997
Redemption is often harder than simply stopping a criminal habit, my young sinner.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:55:40 PST 1997
Please leave, wb. Forever and ever.
FROM: kiss
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:55:37 PST 1997
Shes a dancer, A romancer.I'm a Capricorn and shes a Cancer.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:55:28 PST 1997
It's a vortex and it will only suck you back.
FROM: rOb rOb=2 rObs.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:54:58 PST 1997
CW is EaTrom? I don't think I believe that.
FROM: EatTromboner
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:54:56 PST 1997
wb: Myk=Chewing Wax?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:54:54 PST 1997
No. I think others would have to agree.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:54:48 PST 1997
I think I'm leaving this board forever! I'll ask Sleepy tomorrow, she'll make the call.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:54:32 PST 1997
You'll find me in Portland...er..uh...I mean...
FROM: challenged intellectually
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:53:40 PST 1997
it's you
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:53:34 PST 1997
Didn't know that wasn't you.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:53:23 PST 1997
OK...Georgia state lottery. And I'm supposed to find true love in Feb. '98? Forgive my skepticism, oh most venerable EaTrom (but live with the sarcasm), who is this mystery love of my life? Can you give me a name? A face? Where will I meet her?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:53:17 PST 1997
dammit [damnit?]
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:52:51 PST 1997
Is it just me, or is Voltaic really really stupid. I mean, you know, challenged intellectually.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:52:32 PST 1997
r0b I am too. Queenie glad to see you're back. EaTrom=CW... maybe
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:52:21 PST 1997
there are twenty l's in alright: alllllllllllllllllllright!!!!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:51:36 PST 1997
Hello I give the ersatz [?] satisfaction portrayed this morning Fake Wax. I like my persona little more than what has been faked.
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:51:12 PST 1997
Oh alright, GEORGIA.
Yes, Feb. 98
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:50:51 PST 1997
damnit I've been hooked!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:50:07 PST 1997
there is no "o" in ignoramus!
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:49:33 PST 1997
Oh, dear. Now I'm confused.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:49:06 PST 1997
I did ok.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:48:49 PST 1997
I spell ignoramous: C.H.E.W.I.N.G. W.A.X.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:48:46 PST 1997
DOH!!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:48:07 PST 1997
EaTom: Eat me. Then clean up after yourself.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:48:00 PST 1997
the plot thickens
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:47:53 PST 1997
Hello. My last post was 10:18:29 PST. I wouldn't give the ersatz CW the satisfaction if he hadn't portrayed me so horribly. Queenie, I got your e-mail this morning by the way. Fake Wax didn't know that obviously. Thanks. I would like to think that my posting persona is a little more subdued than what has been faked.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:47:43 PST 1997
Yes I'm me, how would you spell ignoramus?
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:47:41 PST 1997
Well, EaTrom, if you truly want me to win big, tell me the state I'm supposed to use these 'magic' numbers at. Or maybe you can use some sort of Uri Geller mind power to telepathically bend a spoon, somehow telling me the state. And if you're so psychic, tell me....will I ever find true love? If so, when?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:47:27 PST 1997
I am not the same person as anonymous! But I'm so flattered that someone would want to be me!
FROM: rOb.
<little ignoramus@boy.com>
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:45:30 PST 1997
Ignoramus? CW, don't worry, I know you didn't post that. Or did you?
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:45:07 PST 1997
rOb, I told you the numbers , must I also tell you the state? I am certainly not Voltaic, not that there's anything wrong with that.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:44:34 PST 1997
think I got a bite!
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:44:01 PST 1997
I, on the other hand, being neither fine, Christian, or for that matter, living, have no problem with a lottery should they choose to implement one.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:43:55 PST 1997
queenie and l are the same person -- chewing wax!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:43:31 PST 1997
Don't be silly Queenie, it's lovely. Have you read some of the crap that gets posted around here? That's ot r0b, pick at the heart of our little ignoramus friend.
FROM: battery rum
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:43:16 PST 1997
BARTENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:42:17 PST 1997
Yup. No state lottery. Something about it 'upsetting the balance of fine Christian living'
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:42:17 PST 1997
Hey fuk you, I haven't posted anything since the last time I said fuk you (10:44:55). It's chewing wax and wb and Muk. If you say it's "my fault" for posting anonymously the fuk you again, a-hole muk
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:41:22 PST 1997
But they couldn't drag me away. Yuk yuk.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:40:56 PST 1997
South Carolina has no state lottery? I was in North Carolina to vacation once. Nice beaches with wild horses!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:40:20 PST 1997
Ford Ranger, a fine ride, the name leaves something to be desired but if you like it, go with it. Ignore EaTrom, it's Voltaic in drag.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:40:02 PST 1997
Jesus god don't read that crap. It's so awful. I really just put it there because I thought that if someone I knew in high school found it they would think it was really funny. I never imagined that anyone else would read or enjoy it!
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:39:46 PST 1997
EaTrom, maybe your psychic batteries are running a little low. I live in South Carolina....we have no state lottery.
FROM: rOb.
<Godd%*&m typos!>
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:38:50 PST 1997
It should read (take off, eh?) not (take of, eh?)
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:37:34 PST 1997
rOb,play the state lottery use: 6 34 15 18 28 10 you will win big.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:37:01 PST 1997
Creepy "L" that is rich. I'll have to take a spin over there sometime soon, your poetry was a joy to the eye and mind.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:36:22 PST 1997
I have an 88 Ford Ranger, affectionately dubbed "Hoser" (take of, eh?). As for EaTrom, I haven't the slightest clue of what he (or she) is talking about. Wouldn't mind a new truck though.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:34:35 PST 1997
Ok, EaTrom....how am I supposed to pay for this 'dream truck?'
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:34:28 PST 1997
Hello r0b, Queenie I'm so happy that you are having a most wonderful Christmes. It warms my heart to know this. r0b, what kind of truck did you buy?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:34:24 PST 1997
As for my website, that creepy "L" girl was talking about looking at it so I temporarily knocked it offline, but I just this very second restored it. But for some reason it doesn't off er the link to see Robyn's pick. I'll have to work on that.
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:33:25 PST 1997
rOb: Time for the truck of your dreams.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:31:40 PST 1997
Who is EaTrom? wb?
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:30:39 PST 1997
What truck are you talking about, EaTrom? I bought a truck already...one year ago. Bit late for that bit of future telling, eh?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:30:37 PST 1997
bad spelling, apologies
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:30:16 PST 1997
an easily discernable style
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:28:32 PST 1997
Hey Myk!! His shows are doing swell, got another one on the 27th. On the bright side, our little business actually made a sale so we're not broke anymore. (for the time being) and we were able to go nuts for christmas for the first time ever. It was lots of fun.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:27:29 PST 1997
Myk-good one heh,heh. I never recieved the email.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:25:24 PST 1997
Ignore them my dear, they're a ship of fools lost in a gale. So how have you been?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:24:57 PST 1997
hi queenie! yeah, i missed you too. glad you're back. i hope your hubby's gigs are going well.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:24:17 PST 1997
I got that email a couple of days ago and I did send a reply. But I'm fine, thanks! How are you? I missed you fellas.
FROM: Illumination
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:23:45 PST 1997
My work here is done. I will leave you. Leave a light on for me.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:23:25 PST 1997
Which pills?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:22:52 PST 1997
Hello Queenie, we've all missed you. How are you? I tried to email you, but no response.
FROM: Illumination
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:22:45 PST 1997
Trim my wick? I just want you all to know that offensive postings can and will be stopped.
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:21:34 PST 1997
Queenie, please take the pills.
rOb, buy the truck,
Wb, lay off the booze, wash your boat.
Illumination, trim your wick.
Voltaic, mow the lawn.
FROM: Illumination
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:20:38 PST 1997
I'm a good spirit though.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:20:24 PST 1997
Doing some freaky s--t
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:19:50 PST 1997
Wow I think this message board is posessed by spirits!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:19:21 PST 1997
I'm here, Myk you around?
FROM: Illumination
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:17:36 PST 1997
Is there anyone else around?
FROM: Illumination
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:16:52 PST 1997
No!!!!!!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:16:22 PST 1997
It's Voltaic.
FROM: Illumination
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:14:39 PST 1997
What do you deduce from my presence here? Whose style do I resemble?
FROM: Illumination
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:13:46 PST 1997
I'm off.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:13:35 PST 1997
We all know each others posting behavior, it would be very easy to copy. This has been done on many occasions.
FROM: Illumination
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:13:05 PST 1997
Damn straight, it is.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:12:35 PST 1997
This is boring.
FROM: Illumination
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:11:53 PST 1997
abusive clown - voltaic. Mastered the art of swearing on the board without being blanked.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:10:41 PST 1997
I refer to the abusive clown
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:10:05 PST 1997
THOSE
FROM: Illumination
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:08:55 PST 1997
now that would be wb. Grammar is slightly inaccurate.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:08:15 PST 1997
CW doesn't take the twisted postings so serious.
FROM: The abusive clown
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:08:00 PST 1997
I look like a longshoremans behind.
FROM: Illumination
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:05:53 PST 1997
You know who you are sick boy. I have never posted anything offensive. I also know someone who works for Warners, so should any of this vile rubbish continue, I will not hesitate to contact him.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:05:39 PST 1997
Voltaic is the mastermind of these silly games.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:05:02 PST 1997
It's Voltaic.
FROM: Illumination
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:04:13 PST 1997
Of course not.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:02:24 PST 1997
DOH!!! IT'S WAX ISN'T IT?!
FROM: Illumination
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:01:33 PST 1997
Completely and utterly, wrong.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:00:57 PST 1997
VOLTAIC!
FROM: Illumination
DATE: Mon Dec 22 11:00:43 PST 1997
I'm losing my patience. Quickly. I'll be honest.
FROM: Illumination
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:58:56 PST 1997
Tell me now who you think I am and I will answer you honestly.
FROM: Illumination
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:58:24 PST 1997
and my name is...?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:57:31 PST 1997
of course you do, many in fact.
FROM: Illumination
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:57:24 PST 1997
likewise
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:56:47 PST 1997
cannot deny that, but I'm cool and well respected by those that know me.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:56:37 PST 1997
cannot dent that, but I'm cool and well respected by those that know me.
FROM: Illumination
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:55:45 PST 1997
Who is talking? I am posting as me, surely. I have a name.
FROM: Illumination
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:55:08 PST 1997
wb - you are strange.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:54:07 PST 1997
why do you post as me?
FROM: Illumination
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:53:56 PST 1997
A soft kiss on the back of the neck. Ooo yes.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:53:31 PST 1997
oh, that's rich....no, not really.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:52:33 PST 1997
he means me I'm sure.
FROM: Illumination
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:51:16 PST 1997
you love me?
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:50:38 PST 1997
Did you see? Voltaic and I had simultanious postings again!!! I'll be up all night again.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:50:00 PST 1997
I love you!xoxoxo
FROM: Illumination
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:49:46 PST 1997
I read it out to someone and they thought it was a turn-on.
FROM: Illumination
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:48:40 PST 1997
That was a very loving posting.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:45:33 PST 1997
ooh, two browsers, how unoriginal.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:44:12 PST 1997
Now, now, where's the love?
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:43:25 PST 1997
Stop! Stop stop for the love of God. You'll offend them all!!!!
FROM: Illumination
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:43:25 PST 1997
I'll leave it there. It really wasn't offensive at all.
FROM: Illumination
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:41:48 PST 1997
"She lies down naked on the bed, her skin smooth and shimmering in the flickering candlelight. His hand moves lightly from her calf to her inner thigh and she thinks how much it tickles, yet she doesn't want it to stop. He looks at her eyes for a sign of what to do next. Slowly he continues his path upwards. Her eyes close tightly and her breath becomes slow and heavy..." Continue?
FROM: abusive clown
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:40:55 PST 1997
myk, how's it going, a-hole? fuk you.
FROM: Illumination
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:38:19 PST 1997
Stop then?
FROM: Illumination
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:37:39 PST 1997
These are the first lines. "A late September evening and the air is still warm although summer has gone. A breeze floats through the open window and brushes like dust across his back..." Continue?
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:35:47 PST 1997
Sleepy, I still get terrified every time I play. I can't help it. I'm so insecure about myself that I have to talk myself into going on.
FROM: Illumination
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:34:43 PST 1997
Nothing vile. Honestly.
FROM: Illumination
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:34:09 PST 1997
Well? I'll give you the option of continuing half way through.
FROM: Illumination
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:31:23 PST 1997
Does any one want to hear a sexy, but not too offensive story?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:18:29 PST 1997
Myk - no where fun. I just went back and read the disgusting posting in question. I don't see what all the hoopla is. It's so stupid. And we all know who wrote it anyhow. Well, everyone but Voltaic, who is dumb as a post.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:14:16 PST 1997
the cistern bit. heh heh. did you go anywhere interesting, wax? are blue and zeus behaving? important questions, i'm sure you'd agree.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:09:47 PST 1997
Myk - what's so filthy? That cistern comment or something else?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:09:12 PST 1997
bye cuschca 'n sleepy! have fun in the merry festive town that is london.... or something.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:07:56 PST 1997
the ladies are working late. see ya wb. i bet she does, cushca... you filthy girl!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:07:50 PST 1997
Good bye Sleepy.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 10:07:18 PST 1997
I'm going now. Heaps of presents to wrap. Grumble, grumble. Speak to you tomorrow. Bye.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:59:10 PST 1997
Bye wb.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:58:56 PST 1997
rOb - do you get really nervous before you play? Do you blank out the audience, or scan it for allies? I'd probably just pass out.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:57:39 PST 1997
It's time to go kiddies, have a nice day!
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:55:23 PST 1997
Ha,ha,He,he,Ho,ho!!
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:54:33 PST 1997
Myk--one ahead of ya. In my first appearances where I was terrified to perform an original song(for fear of being labeled a talentless hack), I had an all cover set (thereby being labeled a talentless hack) which included 'Talent Show,' one of my Mat faves.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:53:59 PST 1997
This is Cushca: - aquamarine eyes. Tall-ish with long, dark hair. Voluptuous. Oh, heavens, cold shower....
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:50:53 PST 1997
Cushca's more like Kramer. Ha, ha! (I'll pay for that...)
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:49:46 PST 1997
Cushca-description please.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:48:53 PST 1997
Indeed wb; Sleepy is a cutie. And she looks great on a cistern too.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:47:39 PST 1997
yeah, Magician is good, though i haven't bought it yet.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:45:49 PST 1997
god, i hope you're kidding. heh heh. i missed that tune, sleepy. you're quite the seinfeld fan... i'm impressed. i've missed this season entirely. maybe i'll start watching again, so all the repeats will be new to me. i gotta go for a bit, so have a fine evening, ladies.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:44:16 PST 1997
Myk-sorry wrong album, heard Magician Among The Spirits? ITS AWESOME!! Sleepy she's a cutie. I look like a longshoreman or a lumberjackish. I'm a hunk (no not really. new archive, yes. the further we put 65 behind us the better off we are!
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:41:25 PST 1997
almost bought Soft Boys 1976-1980? opted for new Day Of The Dead figures instead.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:40:25 PST 1997
"We all came back... from the war. I wish somebody... would tell me the score."
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:39:55 PST 1997
Have you heard "We're the Replacements" by They Might Be Giants? It's very funny.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:38:56 PST 1997
I was describing Seinfeld's Elaine earlier, of course...