FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:38:43 PST 1997
yeah, we're done beating a dead horse. rob is so hard on himself. cheer up, lad! since i'm in a replacements mood, rob, may i suggest that you cover some of their more acoustic tunes for your performances? the musically-informed in the audience will give an appreciative nod for covering a mats tune, and the less-informed will think you're the best songwriter on the planet. if a young lady is impressed, try not to mention the mats, and hide their albums when she comes to the house. it just might work.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:37:18 PST 1997
So. Does anyone have Two Halves For The Price of One? It features, amongst other things, the live version of Underwater Moonlight ("I''m only getting it in one ear"). Does anyone have early Soft Boys vinyl? I keep meaning to get Give It To The Soft Boys, but the cover is so unappealing - in "vomit green" as Robyn once described it.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:36:34 PST 1997
Universe of distant stars chilling in its failings
With planets spinning deep in space parading all its flavours
We sit and stare into the night and contemplate forever
Slip away into your dreams, conclude that we may never
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:32:42 PST 1997
Just read back. Geek. I like geeks! Silver Sun guy's a geek. So's Matthew Seligman.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:30:42 PST 1997
Hmm.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:30:33 PST 1997
be quiet, volty. you only bring this sort of confusion upon yourself by refusing to fill in the "name" section, and when you do, by choosing so many names. as for accusing you, it serves no purpose to do so. you're still an abusive clown, and you show no sign of reform.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:29:01 PST 1997
DOH!!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:28:39 PST 1997
It's not Chewing Wax. Every bone in my body says it's not. Not me either, by the way.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:27:25 PST 1997
If we're doing the Seinfeld thing then I'd have to describe myself as follows:"big wall of hair, face like a frying-pan". Brown eyes. Slim. There, that's all you're getting.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:27:25 PST 1997
Volty, about that lampoon, bite me. I really don't get involved anymore, thank you.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:27:05 PST 1997
one more thing though: i'd bet all my winnings ($600 ) that GP lamo is chewing wax).
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:26:13 PST 1997
gotta go. really. bye
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:25:44 PST 1997
Cushca-I agree!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:25:02 PST 1997
cushy: people have finally stopped blaming me for everything. which i quite enjoy. i also enjoy all that britspeak: 'tit', cack, love it!
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:24:35 PST 1997
Someone came on and did the 'rOb..depressed' thing. Yes, it's petty, and yes, I'm sensitive...but DAMMIT! I'm not f*&#ing depressed! (just real testy..)
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:23:49 PST 1997
GP is simply a lampoon of wb "i am a good boy now" routine. how incredibly stupid.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:23:47 PST 1997
I'll tell you what's on my incredibly thoughful mind wb; I think that everybody's is being so monstrously stupid and ridiculous over this. Some complete t-t has decided to post a load of old cack on the board and everybody is content to simply spend time blaming everybody else. Obviously no-one is going to own up to being the author of that piece of filth, so I don't see why we should even bother with all of this.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:23:32 PST 1997
Sleepy?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:23:01 PST 1997
rOb, i missed something. why so sensitive? were people really impersonating you?
FROM: GP!
<(the former Ghost Poster!)>
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:22:47 PST 1997
I'm sorry for all the bad things I did. I'm good now, honest.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:21:22 PST 1997
thank you myk for not casually accusing me of what went on here this weekend. i know it was incredibly hard to resist, but as you all said, not my style. too icky, like if david lynch were somehow combo-cloned with trent rezner and the members of anthrax.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:20:28 PST 1997
Volty, win in Reno. been to Vegas twice, don't gamble though. to visit family.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:19:38 PST 1997
Thank you. But that sarcasm was not really needed.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:18:55 PST 1997
rOb, ok dude. we will all stop impersonating you. sheesh.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:18:19 PST 1997
Oh, Sleepy...I'm kind've interested in what you look like as well (if you don't mind me knowing).
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:18:17 PST 1997
5'11", br hair, br eyes 180#, pretty average. a mix between James Dean and George Costanza(?). mmm,with a little Elvis (or so I'm told)
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:16:20 PST 1997
Out of all the people in the world, why would anyone want to impersonate me? I'm a f&%@ing geek! Get it through you're heads, people! I am a GEEK! Do not impersonate me...it's bad for your social life.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:15:43 PST 1997
wb - you first.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:15:37 PST 1997
let me ask you: if chewing wax was capable of "screwing" with me to that degree, how can you claim he's not capable of other things? You are the stupidest man around.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:14:45 PST 1997
Sleepy-physical description please.
FROM: rOb.....the REAL one!
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:13:53 PST 1997
What the hell?
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:13:50 PST 1997
Myk-whatever, lets move on, shall we?
FROM: rOb, depressed Myk thought of him secondly,
<depressed@depressed.com>
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:12:45 PST 1997
I'm so depressed. Myk thought of me secondly.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:12:44 PST 1997
Cushca-Cushca-Cushca, tell me my sweet child what's on your incredibly thoughtful mind?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:12:33 PST 1997
XTC... sigh
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:12:26 PST 1997
myk: you are a horse.s a.s.s to claim any responsibity on wax's part.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:11:58 PST 1997
wax was screwing around with you, v. it amuses him to do so, i think.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:11:42 PST 1997
I've got the XTX Greatest Hits thang too rOb. Grand band. V - I believe you're very wrong. CW would never stoop that low. I'm sure he has better things to do with his life than compose toxic postings.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:09:42 PST 1997
wb: of course it isn't wax. wax, me, the londoners, and mooch don't post foul things. rob doesn't either, near as i can tell! heh heh. oh yeah, sorry decoy, i'm sure you don't, either.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:09:22 PST 1997
I would just like to restate my previous remark that I love you all.... positive posting, remember.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:08:36 PST 1997
Ok, time for my smoke break. Be back in a few hours. he he.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:07:41 PST 1997
Hey, Myk. So, you like the Replacements anthology, eh? Cool. I personally like the new XTC 'sweetest hits' collection myself.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:07:34 PST 1997
wb: bingo...i agree. it was chewing wax. see, last week he admitted to being anon 3 anyway. the only leap we have to make now is: anon 3 obviously has a computer available at all times, because he never goes away.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:07:17 PST 1997
r0b, there have been many willybee wannabee's in my life, this is hat happens when you walk to your own beat.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:06:15 PST 1997
howdy rob. the server is freaking. it's not your pc.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:05:35 PST 1997
if i knew who anon 3 was, anon 3 wouldn't post anymore. somewhere, sometime, way back when, anon 3 said it was his mission to drive me off of this board. in doing so, anon 3 has been at least as bad as me, yet somehow with the vibration of moral superiority. bastard.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:05:26 PST 1997
may have been CW.
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:05:20 PST 1997
Repeat after EaTrom,
I believe in this board, I believe in this board, I send glowing vibrations of love to this board, oooooohoooooohooohwa!
heeeeeewaakkk!!!there, that should do it.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:05:13 PST 1997
Who the hell would want to imitate you, wb?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:04:39 PST 1997
you're
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:04:10 PST 1997
not I baby, i's gone at the time. a copycat of wb's style it was, more demented though.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:04:01 PST 1997
not what? or did you mean 'knot.'
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:03:52 PST 1997
What is this thing with Chewing Wax? Really V, I think your barking up the wrong tree. I'd like to know very much who this 'third anon' is and then get him removed.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:03:41 PST 1997
yes, the server is fatigued, and should be restarted soon. a belated adios to mr wax. see ya later, pal. who is Orange, sleepy? what is the origin of that name? email me if it's specific.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:03:32 PST 1997
Hey, Sleepy. "Horn". For some reason, that tune just runs all the way down my spine and back. It's so.....pretty.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:03:15 PST 1997
not
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:02:32 PST 1997
then again....i think chewing wax is capable of a nightmare like that, although I don't think he's capable of typing that many words in a row.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:02:30 PST 1997
Make up, make up, never, never break up. If you do, you'll catch the flu and that will be the end of you.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:02:19 PST 1997
who wrote that psychotic piece of literature?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:02:12 PST 1997
Hi rOb. I'll sort out the CD thing tomorrow. I have a travellers cheque with your name on it. Which Nick Drake song?
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:01:53 PST 1997
Christ, I need a smoke.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:01:06 PST 1997
What the hell is this board doing?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 09:00:58 PST 1997
whoever that was, it was the same sicko who composed the voltaic suicide a few archives ago, and i truly believe wb admitted to that. it also took place, i think, on a mattress, and it also included "wimpering" etc. it's a creative writing 40b project gone terribly wrong. wb, you haven't cleaned up anything--your act or your mind.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:59:49 PST 1997
Morning...er, I mean afternoon, all. Woke up with a lovely Nick Drake tune in my head. Ahh.....
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:59:09 PST 1997
still not working eh!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:56:29 PST 1997
bet it was this Eatrom dude. cool name, bugger
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:56:20 PST 1997
It might be on the screwed up Archive 65. I don't want to go in there...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:55:40 PST 1997
Yep. It's been a field day on the board today. Archive f--k-ups a go-go.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:55:35 PST 1997
archive number and relative location of post in said archive?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:54:57 PST 1997
i didn't a--ume i was a television fan numero uno, since i don't have cable and don't speak spanish
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:53:58 PST 1997
anybody else getting weird corrupted pages when they refresh? I am getting posts as archives and bold posting text and all kinds of garbage...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:53:50 PST 1997
Also, the Television fan numero uno thing, referred to my friend, Orange, not you. I've just realised how that could be misconstrued.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:52:41 PST 1997
what's the deal? which archive number is it and I will go see. you've got me curious.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:51:45 PST 1997
how 'bout roulette, si?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:51:40 PST 1997
The posting was foul.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:51:18 PST 1997
by cw.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:50:25 PST 1997
cushca is blushing, and voltaic is here. this should get interesting. i'm afraid i don't play bingo, cushca.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:50:17 PST 1997
you're begging me to go searching for this incredible post by trying to make me curious what you mean by style: it's either very good writing or missing the usual typos that would suggests wb. of course, since I haven't done any typing since thursday, i have had my share of goofs this morning (btich, etc).....
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:49:43 PST 1997
Bye CW.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:49:11 PST 1997
CW - are you here tomorrow?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:48:57 PST 1997
I'd love to stay and fight but I've got to go somewhere now. Bye everybody!
FROM: Eatrom
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:48:57 PST 1997
I, Eatrom, Will now remove "the curse of Eatrom" from this festered board.
please write inspired text otherwise
I,Eatrom, Will again summon my cosmic powers and glow slightly from my toes,as my psychic emanation flies,pal.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:47:43 PST 1997
A subject matter that would leave a bad taste in your mouth - again, not your style.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:47:33 PST 1997
btich=chewing wax. sleepy=beauty (like you really care, right?)
FROM: festering heads
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:46:59 PST 1997
not me either bitch.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:46:51 PST 1997
Actually, V - I didn't think it was you at all. Absolutely not your style - no sarcasm intended.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:46:31 PST 1997
since i never bother reading archives, what is it that was posted this weekend that has so intrigued you?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:45:48 PST 1997
Not me. Sorry. f--k off and die Voltaic, you heap of festering heads
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:45:10 PST 1997
i didn't know he doesn't have a home computer. besides some people work on the weekend. and he admitted to being anon-3 after weeks and weeks of denial, so I a--ume he lies about other things. it doesn't really matter to me. wanna blame me? great. maybe I just dreamed about winning all weekend and actually hung out in this social mecca all weekend instead.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:43:32 PST 1997
glad to know you aren't pointing a finger. That might look funny to co-workers.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:43:22 PST 1997
Why do you insist on attacking CW when you know he doesn't have a home computer?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:42:12 PST 1997
probably chewing wax, the real anon 3. he's capable of quite a bit of havoc on his own, the a-hole. found a great tape, by the way: irish drinking songs...has two or three original versions of songs the pogues recorded...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:41:50 PST 1997
Good word by the way. Scatalogical.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:40:52 PST 1997
I'm not point, point, pointing the finger. I'd just like to know who did it.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:40:44 PST 1997
that's actually kind of a funny/scatalogical image: posting crap....
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:40:09 PST 1997
it wasn't me. I was busy winning in reno
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:39:51 PST 1997
what time is it in buffalo?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:39:48 PST 1997
So, who posted that glorious piece of crap over the weekend? Anyone care to own up?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:39:12 PST 1997
i like sorry.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:38:14 PST 1997
Myk and Chewing Wax: how ya doin', a-holes?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:37:59 PST 1997
Does anyone like bingo?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:37:46 PST 1997
what=watch
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:37:35 PST 1997
ever what a director's cut of a movie and realize why the powers that be sliced it up in the first place? case in point: highlander ii. What a piece of junk
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:36:30 PST 1997
It takes a television to laugh, it takes a lot to blush
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:35:45 PST 1997
Bugs Bunny turns me on.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:35:43 PST 1997
Television fan numero uno was here at the weekend. Myk - behave, son. Cushca - it takes a lot to make you blush, darling.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:35:03 PST 1997
Wot's a China Punk?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:34:32 PST 1997
Voltaic!
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:34:27 PST 1997
Oh you boys. I'm blushing.
FROM: ed puppet
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:34:01 PST 1997
leave me hare?
e mail?
And what of the "other worldly"
actions and colors of this haunted board.I'm scared, truly scared.
FROM: ed puppet
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:33:57 PST 1997
leave me hare?
e mail?
And what of the "other worldly"
actions and colors of this haunted board.I'm scared, truly scared.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:33:33 PST 1997
Hey Chewing Wax, what was 'Vibrating' about again? I forgot.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:31:30 PST 1997
You know. A good witch face. A good, sweet, lovable, darling witch face.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:30:28 PST 1997
the witch has cast a spell on me, and i burn for her. (give me a break... it was hard to work the pyro and witch reference into one sentence). i'm getting back in the basket now. meow.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:29:04 PST 1997
Pray, explain how this is possible?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:27:03 PST 1997
But in a good way.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:25:35 PST 1997
I'm a firestarter. And a witch face.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:23:08 PST 1997
Some guy was playing with the computer I have that "Brave New World" radio show bookmarked on, and "Don't Talk to me about Gene Hackman" started playing. He started laughing and asked who was saving this. I said, "Me, it's Robyn Hitchock. He's a god in my world". He shut up.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:15:56 PST 1997
robyn's film will be wonderful, but many of the artsy film houses around here (that will likely show the film) have mediocre sound systems. i demand the best! here's a thought: even though it's a limited release film, it may very well have a bit of advertising... maybe even TV! yeah! it will be a bit incongruous to see a tasteful ad for robyn stuck between ads for toothpaste and sport-utility vehicles, don't you think?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:12:07 PST 1997
groovy experiment, sleepy. we'll keep that one classified! as for you, cushca, i've received the email, so now i'm in your debt. anything you want, in whatever manner you wish, however long you like. you'll have to provide the rest of the details...
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:09:34 PST 1997
Yes, I saw that Sleepy. Spectacular indeed. We'll always have it as a back up. This still isn't working properly, but it's better than nothing. So, what of Robyn Hitchock?
FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:05:31 PST 1997
Missing you! Will come back later. I promise.
FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:02:34 PST 1997
Is anybody here?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 08:00:45 PST 1997
Hello! CW - I tried to change my name in the other thing and logged myself off quite spectacularly!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 07:58:55 PST 1997
Ah, it's back.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 06:43:56 PST 1997
I dunno what to type, I (like a man crawling out of a bordello after three days) am spent. ho ho ho ,ha ha ha,he he he
FROM:
<alternity>
DATE: Mon Dec 22 06:43:03 PST 1997
yeah Sleepy..Bill is real fond of Jean Cocteau. And I remember reading that it was in a church! neat! Speaking of the Church, I liked that web page that somone posted here.I went and it was OK.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 06:33:26 PST 1997
Where's the waxy one?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 06:32:40 PST 1997
I'm good thanks alternity. I've never had flavoured vodka. Sounds lovely though. So, I drink some and then go to a cybercafe... sounds good to me! Orange told me to tell you that the Altar Pieces concert we went to was in the Jean Cocteau church. Does that mean anything to you?
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 06:32:39 PST 1997
so, how is everyone today. vodka=baaad. bourbon=goood. on another note, willy wants a new (stainless steel chop prop) for his boat. HINT,HINT!!
FROM: funnt,funny
<www.redmeat.com/comics/rm_270.htmlx>
DATE: Mon Dec 22 06:30:08 PST 1997
DOH!!
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 22 06:28:15 PST 1997
Myk - so you'd do anything for an e-mail then? Details please.
FROM: alternity
DATE: Mon Dec 22 06:24:09 PST 1997
Im fine..I missed you sleepy..How ya been? It's rainy here and I am keeping dry and busy ..well, not too busy,but makeing it look like I am ..you know that sort of thing...And a word of wisdom : Currant "Absolute" Vodka is evil!!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 06:20:39 PST 1997
what an odd turn of events. non sequitur: getting any good games for christmas, wax? another: gee, i'd do ANYTHING for an email from cushca! giggle.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 06:18:37 PST 1997
Hellooo alt! How are you?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 06:14:33 PST 1997
opps seen..and speaking of seen..there she is .HI SLEEPY!!!
FROM: one more try
DATE: Mon Dec 22 06:13:41 PST 1997
WE'RE
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 22 06:13:39 PST 1997
OK, so now you're scary.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 06:13:33 PST 1997
Alternity! Behind you!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 06:12:55 PST 1997
nope CW, it's green here too.
FROM: dagnaggit
DATE: Mon Dec 22 06:11:40 PST 1997
Cushca-Cushca-Cushca, she's back we'r're all saved. hip-hip-hurray-hip-hip-hurray-hip-hip-hurray!!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 06:11:17 PST 1997
Hi Sleepy and Cushca. thanks for joining the chaos. It's gold running Windows '95 on the 200mhz Compacs too Myk. Must be regional. heh heh.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 06:11:10 PST 1997
Cushca-Cushca-Cushca, she's back wr're all saved. hip-hip-hurray-hip-hip-hurray-hip-hip-hurray!!
FROM: alternity
DATE: Mon Dec 22 06:11:00 PST 1997
Hi Cuscha..Have you deen sleepy? We miss her dearly.Please say hi to her for me if you can.Thank you.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 06:10:20 PST 1997
Orange would love you for that wb.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 06:09:38 PST 1997
When routine bites hard,
and ambitions are low.
And resentment rides high,
but emotions won't grow.
And we're changing our ways,
taking different roads.
Love, love will tear us apart again.
Love, love will tear us apart again.
Why is the bedroom so cold,
turned away on your side ?
Is my timing that flawed,
our respect run so dry ?
Yet there's still this appeal,
that we've kept through our lives.
Love, love will tear us apart again.
Love, love will tear us apart again.
Do you cry out in your sleep,
all my failings expose ?
Gets a taste in my mouth,
as desperation takes hold.
Why is it something so good,
just can't function no more ?
Love, love will tear us apart again.
Love, love will tear us apart again.
Love, love will tear us apart again.
Love, love will tear us apart again.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 06:09:09 PST 1997
good afternoon, cushca. feeling better after a nice, restful weekend?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 22 06:04:38 PST 1997
Hello.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 06:02:11 PST 1997
i use pc IE and Netscape. since you're using a mac, all bets are off. this morning i have the Replacements running through my head! yeah!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 06:02:04 PST 1997
Jesus burble. Hello! Glad to see I'm not dreaming this up. When I was on the board on Sat--day, the server crashed (or whatever computer people call it - maybe it tripped and knocked it's elbow or something...) and several of my postings didn't register. The cyberman in the computer centre just stared blankly and scuttled away. Presumably LA webmaster is still sleeping and doesn't know what joy we're experiencing...
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 06:00:56 PST 1997
It only seems to screw up every third reload. It must be different for every download eh? Evil evil.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 05:59:16 PST 1997
Sleepy must have abandoned the effort to continue.
FROM:
<alternity@microvote.com>
DATE: Mon Dec 22 05:54:41 PST 1997
I hate to say it ..But my browser is reading this page just fine..Although I am on a laptop with a crummy screen. But I do see an error for archive 65. I think thats because the devil had posted on it.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 05:51:58 PST 1997
Ah, the junk is only on top. I think I'll go get more coffee. Somebody fix this please.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 05:50:03 PST 1997
Sleepy, come back. Sleepy, Sleepy!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 05:44:53 PST 1997
Myk - I suspect you are using Explorer, not Mac Netscape. I've decided the color in question is gold.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 05:41:21 PST 1997
Ah, it comes back. Alternity! that was craptacular.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 05:41:15 PST 1997
nothing, it posts fine
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 05:40:17 PST 1997
So, what happens if you post into this mess?
FROM:
<alt>
DATE: Mon Dec 22 05:39:19 PST 1997
really am ashamed of my behavior last night, It was the vodka typing
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 05:38:48 PST 1997
darn browser colors. you get orange? ugh. as for the author, who knows? this server needs to be reset very soon.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 05:34:41 PST 1997
I checked. I have it set to let the web page override my preferences. Where's Sleepy, and who the hell wrote that junk over the weekend?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 05:32:29 PST 1997
Myk - these aren't my colors. It's a sort of orangy yellow, but I would never chose such a thing. I'll try to fix it though. Yes - clearly archive 65 is festeringly evil.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 05:26:42 PST 1997
for my browser, email and links are green. your browser is overriding the page colors with your color preferences. you ought to see the green... it's quite nice!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 05:26:16 PST 1997
I feel archive 65 is to blame, somewhere in there something was said or done to release something.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 05:23:28 PST 1997
Ah, you got green? I just got the same color as the e-mail addresses and archives.
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 05:22:14 PST 1997
now my font has changed, it's getting worse. PRAY!!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 05:18:29 PST 1997
good morning! yeah, the board was wiggin' out last night, including a cool thing where it embedded the "orange and sleepy" session within the archive list, and turned it green. i swear this happened. nice effect.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 05:15:41 PST 1997
Ah, it's fixed itself already.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 22 05:14:32 PST 1997
What in the Sam Hill is going on here? It's a tragedy. Sleepy, can you hear me?
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 04:58:56 PST 1997
How's Cushca-Cushca-Cushca today?
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 04:58:22 PST 1997
I've concluded that it's only temporary (wishful thinking more than any real knowledge) it started Sat--day.---bEhavior--- Orange huh, he seems nice, strange but nice.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 04:54:40 PST 1997
Yes.
FROM: elmo
DATE: Mon Dec 22 04:53:26 PST 1997
how many people are here?
FROM: willybee
DATE: Mon Dec 22 04:51:19 PST 1997
(this pleasure) are you discussing the odd bahavior of the board?
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 04:49:24 PST 1997
Good morn. Sleepy!! another day bears down upon me, I shall hope for the best.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 04:49:15 PST 1997
So who do I have to thank for this pleasure?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 04:47:35 PST 1997
Why have you become a red puppet?
FROM: elmo
DATE: Mon Dec 22 04:45:33 PST 1997
fine, Sleepy huh! are you tired?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 04:44:51 PST 1997
This is most intriguing.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 04:41:41 PST 1997
How are you today?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 22 04:41:22 PST 1997
Good morning.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 04:37:35 PST 1997
no, only if you want to. do you want me to go? who are you anyway?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 04:35:06 PST 1997
do you want me to go then?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 04:30:48 PST 1997
sounds like a plan
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 04:28:32 PST 1997
or maybe just leave
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 04:27:57 PST 1997
could be time to notify the webmaster
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 04:24:39 PST 1997
ok computer
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 04:19:22 PST 1997
maybe holywater on the hard drive
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 04:14:43 PST 1997
it's seriously sick
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 04:12:21 PST 1997
perhaps it needs a holiday
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 04:07:09 PST 1997
conclude that machine unwell
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 04:03:08 PST 1997
testing 1-2-3
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 04:00:22 PST 1997
XOYO triple X
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 03:42:11 PST 1997
test
FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 22 03:32:37 PST 1997
Hmm, I seem to be alone today.*sigh*
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 03:17:40 PST 1997
ZZZZZZZ
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 22 03:16:16 PST 1997
Monday Morning
Beyond the city, and evening dust
Dreams and thunder rattle the rust
You had an idea that you won't have again
She's forgotten your name and hopes you'll do the same
Start of the ash, and the end of the flames
Burning you turning you
There was a lifetime spent in the sun
Hundreds of chances, blew every one
Dice rolled, double six, double six, double six
Owner of trouble, flesh blood and bricks
You had an idea that you won't have again
She's forgotten your name and hopes you'll do the same
The start of the ash and the end of the flames
Turning you burning you
Oh Monday morning, the cracks become quite clear
Oh Monday morning, take me back, leave me hare
Beyond the city, and evening dust
Dreams and thunder rattle the rust
You had an idea that you won't have again
She's forgotten your name and hopes you'll do the same
Start of the ash, and the end of the flames
Burning you turning you around
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 02:47:31 PST 1997
Why can't I ever find a soul to talk to on here???
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 22 02:47:04 PST 1997
How are all the kids and fellas tonite?
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Sun Dec 21 23:20:19 PST 1997
Oh, one more thing. Check out www.redmeat.com
It's the funniest comic strip I've read since 'Life in Hell,"
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Sun Dec 21 23:19:06 PST 1997
Well, now I'm off to bed. As I drift into dreamland, my three disc changer will randomly play tracks from Nick Drake (thank you all again), Robyn, and XTC.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Sun Dec 21 23:16:41 PST 1997
This board is doing some really freaky things. There's a review of the Nick Drake bio in the recent copy of MOJO.
FROM: Mary Ann
DATE: Sun Dec 21 22:12:21 PST 1997
Q: According to Intel, the Pentium conforms to the IEEE standards 754
and 854 for floating point arithmetic. If you fly in aircraft
designed using a Pentium, what is the correct pronunciation of "IEEE"?
A: Aaaaaaaiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee!
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Sun Dec 21 22:08:21 PST 1997
How do I get home? I sit in my plush walled room looking
out the mac-tac stained glass window at the tall dry straw colored grass in the
empty field across the street and wonder about that. In
the distance a happy little oak reaches its happy little gnarled branches
to the sky. Its branches seem symbolic of my stubby little arms,
reaching to the sky. I ask, once again, "How do I get put in a
home?" But why would I ask that? Am I not already in a home? And what of the "other worldly" actions of this haunted board.I'm scared,truly scared, and I'm EaTrom.
FROM: wb
DATE: Sun Dec 21 21:17:43 PST 1997
Well I'm jumping offline! I love you all, and have a wonderful evening.... it's a start.
FROM:
DATE: Sun Dec 21 21:12:03 PST 1997
We must all think "positive" thoughts and only type "loving" posts.
FROM:
DATE: Sun Dec 21 21:10:23 PST 1997
Negative energy will be the death of this board!
FROM:
DATE: Sun Dec 21 21:08:57 PST 1997
Bad karma!! Too much B.S.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Sun Dec 21 21:06:16 PST 1997
Possesed by what I wonder...
FROM:
DATE: Sun Dec 21 21:01:53 PST 1997
It's possessed!
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Sun Dec 21 21:00:44 PST 1997
What the hell is happening to the board? It's all 'screwy'.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Sun Dec 21 20:08:46 PST 1997
whoah, this thing is having a meltdown. test post, folks.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Sun Dec 21 19:23:21 PST 1997
so cool that you stopped by a bit this weekend, sleepy! too bad i wasn't here. that's ok. orange sounds like a nice person. cool name. i bought that Replacements double disc retrospective. i love it, of course, and i had to find out what was "enhanced"... what would my pc do with it? well, it's quite pleasant... just 2 videos per disc (quicktime), and no fluffy stuff. comically, they chose the classic "bastards of young" video, which consists mostly of a zoom-in shot of a cheap speaker playing the song. wonderful, and that nod to the soft boys in the liner notes was cool. thanks, decoy, for making sure i got this one.
FROM: (:
DATE: Sun Dec 21 18:28:00 PST 1997
FROM: a very bad baoy
DATE: Sun Dec 21 16:14:28 PST 1997
I am very sorry..I ,.I just don't know what got into me.. never happen again.! promise..~!
FROM: webmaster
<webmaster@wbr.com>
DATE: Sun Dec 21 15:50:25 PST 1997
There has been some complaints regarding this message board. I have no choice, but if this foolishness proceeds, to take this board down. You have been warned!
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Sun Dec 21 15:49:30 PST 1997
The cure was in no pill.
FROM: An odor
DATE: Sun Dec 21 15:45:57 PST 1997
and Doctors
FROM: An odor resembling alternity
DATE: Sun Dec 21 15:44:25 PST 1997
drugs are for losers.
FROM: alternity
DATE: Sun Dec 21 15:40:38 PST 1997
I Wanna snort the remains of Elvises nose bogers...remixed with the latetest designers drugs and remixed with something we've never seen from the Amason.
FROM:
DATE: Sun Dec 21 15:38:41 PST 1997
I NEED DRUGS AND DIE FOR LIFE SUCKIND Sc-m
FROM:
DATE: Sun Dec 21 15:38:01 PST 1997
CKIN LOVE U!!
FROM: An odor resembling hot-dogs
DATE: Sun Dec 21 15:37:49 PST 1997
no, drugs are for losers.
FROM:
DATE: Sun Dec 21 15:36:48 PST 1997
UIsers suck a ball of crap out of adead cats a--
FROM: me
<nsiidnaaaa32>
DATE: Sun Dec 21 15:35:44 PST 1997
HEY.. I LOVE U man!
FROM: Gert's car
DATE: Sun Dec 21 15:32:07 PST 1997
Users are also guided logically
through the entire bolloks by
MicroVote's patented ball o'crap.
FROM: pLEASE GET ME HIGH
<oN@SOME.KIND.org>
DATE: Sun Dec 21 15:31:34 PST 1997
Question makr!
FROM: sameasiteverwas
DATE: Sun Dec 21 15:29:28 PST 1997
I'm smokeing a lot of dope and hateing the government right about now, how about you>
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Sun Dec 21 15:28:02 PST 1997
Obtaining a new parking space for Gert's car, athletic star soon
recovered.
Unfortunately, this being East Germany,
Gert patriotically volunteered to be sent on a labor
beautification course of the countryside north-west of Dresden.
And never seen again.
FROM: alternity@microvote.com
<alternity>
DATE: Sun Dec 21 15:26:04 PST 1997
man..I wanna suck your exhaust fumes Ennfuuck
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Sun Dec 21 15:21:58 PST 1997
But on returning from his clerical job, Gert (soon)
would park his Volkswagen at the end of the day
willy-nilly in the driveway, usually the wrong way round,
so that the exhaust fumes would float upwards right through
the open windows of the athletic star's upstairs bedroom.
I also discovered that Gert would turn his engine
over for up to an hour. I don't know why.
Citizens in my street are also
partial to this.
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Sun Dec 21 15:20:43 PST 1997
A solution was only discovered by my closely
watching his brother Gert.
Gert was handsome, well-meaning, a slightly careless type.
Not malicious, I hope you understand and grasp.
No chance.
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Sun Dec 21 15:19:13 PST 1997
The German athletic star was continually ill.
For months doctors were puzzled.
The star would complain of the smell in his room.
On visiting him this was found to be true.
An odor resembling hot-dogs permeated the whole bedroom.
FROM: :)
DATE: Sun Dec 21 15:06:06 PST 1997
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Sun Dec 21 10:54:15 PST 1997
Er, yeah... OK. Bye from me as well. Speak to you all tomorrow. Bye x.
FROM: Orange
DATE: Sun Dec 21 10:53:19 PST 1997
So Merry Christmas to Sleepy's garbage men! Beware of any cards from Sleepy. Who knows what's on the envelopes? Don't invite me to your wedding! Well if you're off I guess I'm alone again or. Love to hear from you soon. It's the insides that count. Keep passing the open windows y'all. Bye Bye, outtasite outta mind.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Sun Dec 21 10:48:25 PST 1997
Anyway, I've got to go now. I think I bought some toxic wrapping paper today. I decided to throw it away, rather than kill all my friends for Christmas in a George Costanza-type way...
FROM: Orange
DATE: Sun Dec 21 10:46:49 PST 1997
Yeah... avoid Basingstoke. It's worse than (your least favorite town here). Hey, by the way, what's all that stuff about cup size???? I prefer a mug, preferably an Americano. Am I missing the point?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Sun Dec 21 10:42:34 PST 1997
Or Basingstoke of course. Not that I'd wish that on anyone.
FROM: Orange
DATE: Sun Dec 21 10:41:51 PST 1997
Oh I guess he's probably wrapped up warm in front of the fire. Or stuck at Reading due to points failure.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Sun Dec 21 10:39:31 PST 1997
Not lately. Apparently he was on the train going home though.
FROM: Orange
DATE: Sun Dec 21 10:38:10 PST 1997
"I'll be awake and humming, all of us will die...".. errr sorry that's the other version. I guess you're down by the sea. Have you seen the sacred crab?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Sun Dec 21 10:35:49 PST 1997
I'm not sure how mad they are. I don't know what Robyn is doing for Christmas. Let's hope the cat knows what's going on. Which song is this:- "Already the clouds are drowning, even the stars are damp."?
FROM: Orange
DATE: Sun Dec 21 10:34:09 PST 1997
We're justified!!!! I'll grab my hooded bathrobe and maybe see ya down there. Do you know what RH is up to at this most festive time of year? How mad are balloons???
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Sun Dec 21 10:32:19 PST 1997
You're as mad as a balloon. I haven't got any coffee. Sorry about the Wannadies lyric. You pedant. I'm bound for (Mu Mu land) the Borderline where I will rock out with Ezio and complain that everyone is talking too loudly.
FROM: Orange
DATE: Sun Dec 21 10:30:16 PST 1997
Ah..someone somewhere. Shouldn't it be you and me? I know you're out there somewhere...but where? It's a big city. Where's the gig? How's the coffee?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Sun Dec 21 10:28:02 PST 1997
Orange - I don't think anyone is here, apart from me and you ("always, and forever").
FROM: Orange
DATE: Sun Dec 21 10:26:54 PST 1997
hey...I know you're out there. Does anyone want to see my tattoo????
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Sun Dec 21 10:25:11 PST 1997
Hello again. Yes, it's really me posting on a Sunday. I'm going off to a concert soon. I thought I'd explain Orange's 'attack' on Costello earlier, as O's reply did not register on the board. The story goes that Costello objected to the t-tle 'Queen Elvis' and subsequently would not release Robyn's album on his record label (Demon) in the UK. So, there you go. Orange apparently likes 'People's Limousine' by the Coward Brothers, but this means nothing to me (Oh, Vienna).
FROM: wb
DATE: Sun Dec 21 10:13:13 PST 1997
Well, so much for a peaceful future archive. Last day of shopping for me, yippee!!
FROM:
DATE: Sun Dec 21 09:22:19 PST 1997
Oh, by the way, Fuk you, Myk and Chewing Wax -- you are a--holes.
FROM:
DATE: Sun Dec 21 08:05:54 PST 1997
-Queenie-Queenie-Queenie-Queenie-Queenie-Queenie-Queenie-Queenie-Queenie-Queenie-Queenie-Queenie-Queenie-Queenie-Queenie-Queenie-Queenie-Queenie-Queenie-Queenie-Queenie-Queenie-Queenie-Queenie
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sat Dec 20 23:24:56 PST 1997
Not that that has anything to do with anything.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sat Dec 20 23:24:31 PST 1997
Hello to all. Today I bought four christmas albums...Nat King Cole, James Brown, Ray Charles & Harry Connick Jr. My home is so damn christmasy right now with them all playing. It's heavenly.
FROM: EaTrom
DATE: Sat Dec 20 17:03:04 PST 1997
Just as the biological body is the "container" for the soul,
the soul is the "container" for Mind ("Spirit"). Mind
translates into the brain as information (knowledge).
Information is available to humans from only two sources -
the mind of the adversarial space races - or the Mind of the
Kingdom Level Above Human. The mind of the adversarial
space races yields misinformation (promoting the behavior
and concepts of this corrupt world, Jack).
FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 20 16:43:42 PST 1997
Evertbody please avoid archive 65, it's possessed. Queenie is back, we feared the worst. Orange, a friend of Sleepy's made a visit. Gotta go It's party time!
FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 20 16:40:44 PST 1997
A clean slate...er new archive!