FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 20:44:57 PST 1997
very cool, hooded. i'd love to land a job in london. fun city.
FROM: faux poster
DATE: Wed Dec 17 20:42:16 PST 1997
VOLTA, COUNT ALESSANDRO (1745-1827) This italian physicist discovered and invented
the voltaic cell. VOLT which is the measure of alienation, is also named after him. Mr. Volt also
disproved the theory of Galvani who discovered and investigated the theory of animal electricity.using frog bits.
FROM: gee, you're psychotic
DATE: Wed Dec 17 20:37:06 PST 1997
Gosh Voltaic! I bet you are really popular at work huh?
FROM: hooded
DATE: Wed Dec 17 20:26:23 PST 1997
been gone awhile. time slips away but the overtime is kinda nice this time of year. my cousin is being stationed in London in March! He's not a feg, but I'm sure I'll try a couple of visits to change his mind!
FROM: loon police (hooded)
DATE: Wed Dec 17 20:21:37 PST 1997
I have a copyright on use of the word "loon" but I'll loan the word out as I think it's use here is well put.
FROM: You Bastards
DATE: Wed Dec 17 18:54:55 PST 1997
Five minutes till South Park!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 17:52:20 PST 1997
voltaic just blew a half an hour (15:25-15:55 PST) ranting and posting foolishness after i posted a statement admonishing him for his previous actions. voltaic: you're still a loon. an obsessive loon. you were hoping i would be standoffish to your faux poster, but i wasn't, was i? you were hoping this because you feel alienated, though i think your brand of alienation is the internal sort. and, yes, i don't listen to Richman, which seems to be a crime, from your perspective. gee, you're psychotic AND pretentious.... hmmm, if you were wealthy and not quite so abusive, we would call you ECCENTRIC.
FROM: Our lady of the 61 Archives
DATE: Wed Dec 17 15:55:55 PST 1997
Dear God: please bring these lost souls into the light, and comfort them with rich and varied lives apart from cyberspace and endless void. Amen.
FROM: Myk, Pungo, Sleepy, WB, Chewing, Anon 2 (Wing Wag), James Joyce, David Byrne
DATE: Wed Dec 17 15:54:32 PST 1997
Shhhhhh...... He's going away....
FROM: CHEWING WACKS
DATE: Wed Dec 17 15:53:36 PST 1997
Hey, Voltaic, stop it. I am ignoring you, see? Go away, fruitcake. Please? Myk! Make him stop.
FROM: JESUS CHRIST YOU GUYS ARE SICK
DATE: Wed Dec 17 15:52:44 PST 1997
THE PSYCHO FAN'S ENCYCLOPEDIA: archive_1 - archive_2 - archive_3 - archive_4 - archive_5 - archive_6 -
archive_7 - archive_8 - archive_9 - archive_10 - archive_11 - archive_12
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archive_18 - archive_19 - archive_20 - archive_21 - archive_22 -
archive_23 - archive_24 - archive_25 - archive_26 - archive_27 -
archive_28 - archive_29 - archive_30 - archive_31 - archive_32 -
archive_33 - archive_34 - archive_35 - archive_36 - archive_37 -
archive_38 - archive_39 - archive_40 - archive_41 - archive_42 -
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FROM: Well Blank Person
DATE: Wed Dec 17 15:50:49 PST 1997
I will never give up the fight. To battle against stupidity and blind faith is the good fight. That is my cross to bare/baer/bair/bear/beer/behr/bier/bayer
FROM: Crusty
DATE: Wed Dec 17 15:49:29 PST 1997
Sleepy, of course you would mention Richman, because you are cool. Of course Myk doesn't know a thing about him, because he was a zit on his mother's backside when Richman first came up. CATCH UP, STUPID IDIOT!
FROM: Murl Pervie
DATE: Wed Dec 17 15:47:31 PST 1997
Today I am dressed in stunning boots black long.
FROM: Murk Mulky
DATE: Wed Dec 17 15:46:44 PST 1997
Well blank person, you. You're using one of the crawl fortunate us Okay here. Peace.
FROM: Myk Murphilia
DATE: Wed Dec 17 15:45:07 PST 1997
voltboy i am an "idiot" and i am
"stupid", to share the low road here makes it worth you. you remain and
that may copycat? i it. there's many hours willybee could you end?
FROM: MykleMurphybrown
DATE: Wed Dec 17 15:42:46 PST 1997
Who do you think seen Stop Making Sense. Never even seen nothing you on typos sick sick.
FROM: Murphy Micky
DATE: Wed Dec 17 15:40:58 PST 1997
greg is in the can for limited hip houses). the shot will will will about a month of love but i never have one. have you ever? great.
FROM: Myk Murder
DATE: Wed Dec 17 15:38:43 PST 1997
volty, you clever i i repetitive, i no. posting i had to be you honestly us bother your point? you you you hell, you'll come it you are loon you games i repeat: you are a loon.
FROM: Myk Murffy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 15:35:46 PST 1997
yeah, i have a copy of "Men of The Southwest Stud Farms" somewhere. what a killer show. i felt cheated that the live stage show had less than half of the material of the film. i hope that "Studs of Mexico" live stage show is close to
full length.
FROM: Volty's open letter to Stupid Idiot, Myk-Miniver
DATE: Wed Dec 17 15:30:27 PST 1997
What I meant to say is that you've been cheated again, Stupid Idiot. I haven't been in the office ALL DAY! Which means I haven't been on this board...ALLL DAY! My first post was a reference to Joe's comment about the message board just moments ago; my second was that accidental train wreck a. Nice to know, though that you treat new people so stand-offishly. And that my imitator is so talented in mimicking me.
FROM: doh!
DATE: Wed Dec 17 15:26:19 PST 1997
ah, volty, you clever child. i doubt i was repetitive, since i had no
input to archive 2. the greg posting seemed a bit contrived, but i had
to be helpful anyway. the question is: do you honestly think any of us
would bother to dig up your email address? what would be the point? to
email you to tell you what a loon you are? hell, you'll happily come to
us, making it much easier. you are a loon. have you researched all the
archives by now, creating new games to play? i repeat: you are a loon.
FROM: "Volty's
DATE: Wed Dec 17 15:25:57 PST 1997
ah, volty, you clever child. i doubt i was repetitive, since i had no
input to archive 2. the greg posting seemed a bit contrived, but i had
to be helpful anyway. the question is: do you honestly think any of us
would bother to dig up your email address? what would be the point? to
email you to tell you what a loon you are? hell, you'll happily come to
us, making it much easier. you are a loon. have you researched all the
archives by now, creating new games to play? i repeat: you are a loon.
FROM:
DATE: Wed Dec 17 15:25:30 PST 1997
Joe, this site is about time. Lots of it, all very productive.
FROM: Joe
DATE: Wed Dec 17 13:58:12 PST 1997
Hello. Whats been up? Just finished reading the Nick Drake biography by Patrick Humphreys and boy is it great. Sleepy - it covers what was covered in that MOJO article and more. I hope you've checked it out. Who signed your copy? Nick Drake? Ugh!
Now to read past archives. Ugh again! What about Robyn? This is a web site about Robyn..(to paraphrase Arlo Guthrie)
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 12:50:29 PST 1997
ah, volty, you clever child. i doubt i was repetitive, since i had no input to archive 2. the greg posting seemed a bit contrived, but i had to be helpful anyway. the question is: do you honestly think any of us would bother to dig up your email address? what would be the point? to email you to tell you what a loon you are? hell, you'll happily come to us, making it much easier. you are a loon. have you researched all the archives by now, creating new games to play? i repeat: you are a loon.
FROM: τίτ
DATE: Wed Dec 17 12:32:02 PST 1997
Good Bye
FROM: Ratt Ling lly Be
DATE: Wed Dec 17 12:30:36 PST 1997
Who do you think you are kidding? You haven't seen Stop Making Sense. You've never even seen Mr. Hitchc--k. You have nothing to say, nothing to add. All you do is pick on typos. You write miserable gay pornography and think you are clever. You are a sick sick person.
FROM: Ratt Ling yk Mur
DATE: Wed Dec 17 12:22:50 PST 1997
I have put my real name and e-mail address on this board. It's burried where you idiots can dig it up if you want. Rattle sniff sniff dig dig dig.
FROM: Voltaicsquelchysatan
DATE: Wed Dec 17 12:21:35 PST 1997
Ratt Ling yk Mur I wouldn't give you my real name. Don't be so stupid.
FROM: satin
DATE: Wed Dec 17 12:18:20 PST 1997
DOH!!!!!!!
FROM: Ratt Ling yk Mur
DATE: Wed Dec 17 12:16:30 PST 1997
Hi Greg Harris! so that's Voltaics real name "Greggers".
FROM: Pungo
DATE: Wed Dec 17 12:08:12 PST 1997
Hello Robyn Hitchc--k fans!
FROM: Voltaicsquelchysatin
DATE: Wed Dec 17 11:52:41 PST 1997
Hey boys. Check out archive 2, Jan 20th and 25th. You repetitive buffoons.
FROM: wb
DATE: Wed Dec 17 11:44:21 PST 1997
Wasn't SH pushed back a few months? Doh, I (despite the worlds constant recommendation) never seen stop making sense!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 11:36:59 PST 1997
yeah, i have a copy of "Stop Making Sense" somewhere. what a killer show. i felt cheated that the live album had less than half of the material of the film. i hope that "storefront H" live album is close to full length.
FROM: Greg Harris
<hammer@cafeinternet.net>
DATE: Wed Dec 17 11:28:40 PST 1997
Thanks for the info! Actually, I want to the Fegmaniax website & got the scoop. And Myk, you must at all costs
go to your local purveyor of fine video rental t-tles & rent "Stop Making Sense"! Must I tell you! It's ooohhhh so good. By
the way, please don't call me Reg, it's not my name. Not yet.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 11:18:55 PST 1997
greg: the project is in the can (meaning "finished", not "cancelled") and ready for limited film release in march (only hip movie houses). the a--ociated live album will be released late february. the film was shot back in late '96, and will be called "Storefront Hitchc--k", as will the live album. the film will be released in the UK about a month later. a tour of the US is expected at about the same time, too. i love concert films, but i never imagined that robyn would have one. have you ever heard "Eye"? a great album.
FROM: Greg Harris
<hammer@cafeinternet.net>
DATE: Wed Dec 17 11:08:15 PST 1997
In my mind, "I Often" & "Element" are engaged in an ongoing struggle to determine once & for
all which of them is the better album. It's a struggle somewhat reminiscent of that "Star Trek" episode where the positive &
negative versions of a space traveller are locked in an eternal battle. Sorry to say I can't help on the "Mossy Liquor" front.
But hey, what about the news that Jonathan Demme is directin a Robyn concert film. If "Stop Making Sense" is any
indication, this project will be a-MAY-zing. Any confirmations of this or any comments?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 09:50:22 PST 1997
leaving early, sleepy? have fun tonite. take care when out and about, shopping and dining, that sort of thing. see you and cushca tomorrow, god willin'.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 17 09:50:14 PST 1997
Bye Sleepy.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 09:48:40 PST 1997
What's wrong with Unforgiven? Shut up, Sleepy. Let it lie... Bye.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 09:47:21 PST 1997
I'm off now. Urgh - it's horrible out there... Speak to you tomorrow. Bye.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 17 09:46:59 PST 1997
Please don't talk to me about Unforgiven. Southpark is very funny. Yeh Myk - we downloaded the Oh Holy Night song. I was crying.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 09:45:33 PST 1997
heh heh. cool film. groovy song.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 09:37:53 PST 1997
Shut up Sleepy. Everyone knows the words...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 09:35:49 PST 1997
Ah! "Unforgiven" is on tonight. With Gene Hackman. "In Unforgiven, he was totally mean, but when he got his, I really felt for Gene...".
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 09:33:46 PST 1997
mr wax: have you heard the south park christmas songs? the one with cartman singing "O Holy Night" under threat of cattle prod is a riot. Ned, the guy with the electronic voicebox, gives singing a try, too.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 09:32:48 PST 1997
Myk - you speak dog language. Very clever. CW - I'm going out for a meal with my friend (hence the huge rush to get a present!). I missed Seinfeld again last night. Rats. Caught the tail end of Larry Sanders though. Is South Park good then?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 17 09:29:55 PST 1997
I don't think so. I probably would remember that. So, are you doing anything good tonight? It's the big South Park Christmas Special for me.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 09:29:31 PST 1997
took me a bit to realize this was a discussion about the kinks live shows. cool. a note to Blue: woof woof bark woof [don't eat everything you sniff or shred, cuz you won't feel so good.]
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 09:26:51 PST 1997
Did you get that strange ballerina/dancing mop woman thing during the show?!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 17 09:20:00 PST 1997
Yes he did. The best one was the Union Jack.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 09:19:29 PST 1997
During a show - not his lifetime.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 09:18:32 PST 1997
Did he change his shirt after almost every number? Even Robyn only changes his twice.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 17 09:17:52 PST 1997
Ray did that as a sing along when I saw them. Fun.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 09:16:28 PST 1997
Yuk. I hope she's alright. Yep, "Dedicated Follower of Fashion" is (all) over now.
FROM: CW
DATE: Wed Dec 17 09:15:22 PST 1997
spent
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 17 09:14:42 PST 1997
Ick. I just half an hour cleaning up Blue's puke. She seems fine but what a mess. Ew. I suppose that Kinks song is over now.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 09:05:28 PST 1997
Who you? Kinks are on the radio. This is great.
FROM: will it work scotty?
DATE: Wed Dec 17 09:01:51 PST 1997
"A human made flying disc made of rotating opposing anal sphincters, neodymium, and barium
ferrite lip magnets."
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 08:56:18 PST 1997
My feeble link there was in the fact that Baby Bird have good lyrics... Sorry. Yeah! Beatles on the radio. Twist and Shout. Wooo! John! John!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 08:50:57 PST 1997
"... because you're gorgeous, I'll do anything for you... because you're gorgeous, I know you'll get me through..". Ahh, Baby Bird. Such a fine song. "Like Jesus without nails. Like the Red Lion without ales..."
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 08:47:54 PST 1997
yes, but she's only cruel to me because she can't resist me! of course, it is well doc-mented here that she can't resist you, sleepy, either! heh heh.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 08:43:30 PST 1997
We all bear the scars of witchface's wit, Myk...
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 08:33:48 PST 1997
another raid? yeah baby yeah! they won't know what hit 'em, especially if we bring cushca this time! she has a razor sharp tongue... i still bear the scars... happily. giggle.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 17 08:30:27 PST 1997
We should organize a raid on the Lounge. The bastards.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 17 08:27:15 PST 1997
Hello alt. Cheer up. It could be worse. It could be raining.
FROM: alt
DATE: Wed Dec 17 08:23:41 PST 1997
Well I have been slowly throwing my life away..passing my time at work on trivial things.Argueing with my wife..worrying about not having enough money..the ususal things. Nothing really new. But I'll let you all know when things change for the better.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 08:20:41 PST 1997
Hi alternity! Hi RoB. I must sort out the travellers cheque thing and get your CD.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 17 08:12:40 PST 1997
Hello RoB. Pay for the studio time? Sounds suspicious. What will this CD be for?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 08:12:31 PST 1997
great to hear from you Alt! how's life treating you? any musical discoveries? fill us in!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 08:11:31 PST 1997
that's terrific, rob! 3 cheers and all that. wendy? hmmm... hey wax: the church is the best. buy "Heyday" or "Starfish". "The Blurred Crusade" is also quite cool. The newer stuff is interesting, though i'm not deep into it. "Priest=Aura" was a cool album. when you listen, smoke 'em if you got 'em. not marlboros.
FROM: alternity
DATE: Wed Dec 17 08:11:30 PST 1997
Alrernity stands Up... Hey what is happening..I've been busy..and come back to see that there is a weirdo still plastering us with nonsense..Could it have possibly been someone bringing in a stranger from the Rod Stewert or Joan Jett boards..? so much to worry about ..so little time
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 08:08:07 PST 1997
yeah, wax, you're right about that. sleepy: i figured you might mean me, but i had to be sure, you know. hmmm....
FROM: RoB.
<new look just for today.>
DATE: Wed Dec 17 08:07:29 PST 1997
Hey, Myk....to answer your question from yesterday, I had a gig Sat--day (it was recorded for posterity, although the mix is abysmal.), and the guy who wanted me on the compilation CD said I was in! The only problem is, I have to pay for the studio time. Anyway, the only young beautiful screaming females I see nowadays is the lovely and talented Wendy.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 17 08:06:09 PST 1997
Arghh. There's another song I don't have. So, is The Church any good? I searched on them and was told that Robyn Hitchc--k was a related artist and that Syd Barrett and Pink Floyd were influences.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 08:01:25 PST 1997
We're all different versions of the same thing..... ah, Statue With A Walkman, no?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 07:59:33 PST 1997
I sent a message, but it disappeared. The 'smart boy' posting referred to clothing. ie you, Myk! John:- Robyn doesn't go near computers, let alone this message board. We are fluffy, dedicated fans. Now, is that the real alternity?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 17 07:56:40 PST 1997
Myk - I figure, just act like it is a new person. You can't lose. If it is our twisted friend, he's just trying to test us to make his point about us being exclusive. He'll break down quickly once it doesn't work. There is no glory in posting under a different name and fooling us. What's the point?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 07:53:17 PST 1997
i enjoy it, though i always have to wonder if anyone is truly a stranger. well, john, if this is your first time here, let me suggest the links button back at the main "Robyn" page. the sites listed therein provide actual news and reliable info. we are merely RH fans who are sociable. we also report on his performances, no matter what side of the atlantic they occur. what more could you want?
FROM: alternit
DATE: Wed Dec 17 07:51:03 PST 1997
Were all different versions of the same thing ..We start from just one molecule,but turn out in different forms.But there is just that one molecule really..And mid admist us,my friends, is that one molecule
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 17 07:41:45 PST 1997
Gosh. It's been a while since some stranger popped on and chastised us.
FROM: John
DATE: Wed Dec 17 07:40:46 PST 1997
I just hope he hasn't actually seen the mixture of rude and idiotic rambling here. You people should really try to imagine what Robyn would think if he got to read any of your conversations. My guess is he'd probably re-release "trash".
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 07:35:22 PST 1997
i agree, John. the public flogging will be tomorrow at noon, Trafalgar Square, London. i can't wait!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 07:33:20 PST 1997
what do you mean, "Cushca likes a smart boy?" who, exactly?
FROM: John
DATE: Wed Dec 17 07:33:00 PST 1997
As a long-time Robyn fan, I'd like to comment on this message board: it is embarrassing. Robyn would be ashamed of his "fans".
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 07:29:53 PST 1997
Cushca likes a smart boy, I do believe...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 07:29:10 PST 1997
Look where you're going boy! We could have had a nasty accident... Hee, hee.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 07:26:01 PST 1997
heh heh.... silence on the board for half an hour, then sleepy and i miss a collision by 30 seconds.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 07:25:01 PST 1997
yeah yeah, i'm wearing a smart suit, as sleepy would say, but i didn't wear a suit for the first two days of the week, so that must count for something! heh heh. suits are so stifling.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 07:24:41 PST 1997
...not a creature was stirring...
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 17 06:54:44 PST 1997
It's so boring really. I can't tell. She may read this board. All extortion possibilities will be lost.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 06:51:03 PST 1997
I think you should tell us all the secret... tee, hee.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 06:50:29 PST 1997
CW:- Ask Decoy to get you Underwater Moonlight in exchange for silence...
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 17 06:50:16 PST 1997
I think my typing problems stem from it being so cold in here. I'll turn up the heat.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 06:49:47 PST 1997
CW:- er...Ok... Lucky Decoy (not)! Ha, ha!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 17 06:48:40 PST 1997
Decoy has threatened me with severe bodily harm if I reveal something to his wife. And it's just a personaly opinion. That woman has him very very frightened. She kind of looks like you Sleepy.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 06:47:57 PST 1997
I don't like vegetables. I wish I did.
FROM: wb
DATE: Wed Dec 17 06:47:54 PST 1997
How can I believe that everything in this world is going to be fine/how can I believe that everything in this world has it's place in time/when I lay down to seep I have the same dream/of a world famous actress in a pink limousine. And on that note I am outta her, it's time to work. Doh!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 06:47:03 PST 1997
Cool, but insignificant, story. I was on the train last night and a group of people got on and started reading a newspaper. A woman said she would read out the horoscopes and I willed her (silently) to read out my starsign. The very first person she asked, was the same sign as me.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 17 06:46:11 PST 1997
Black beans are good. Plent of fibre.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 06:35:30 PST 1997
I bet Myk's wearing a smart suit. I can imagine him creaking around, while we're all casual and groovy. Hee, hee.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 17 06:32:20 PST 1997
Blue is good I think. She's off with Zeus tearing something or other up. I'm wearing a red cobblecloth shirt from Lands End, a purple tee shirt underneath, jeans, wool knee socks and a pair of boat shoes.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 06:31:15 PST 1997
Calling Chewing Wax....
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 06:30:52 PST 1997
Bye-bye spikey.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 06:29:30 PST 1997
gotta go for a bit.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 06:28:30 PST 1997
camper is the best, mr wax! i have all of their legit albums, i think. their old stuff is very, very wierd.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 06:26:33 PST 1997
wb: lovely. I think Cushca is wearing a white gown and hat.
FROM: wb
DATE: Wed Dec 17 06:23:43 PST 1997
Today I am dressed in stunning pair of work boots, Levi's and an always fashionable black long sleeve T-shirt.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 06:22:44 PST 1997
CW: Awww. I only know one of their songs and I've got Kerosene Hat (Cracker). How's Blue today?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 17 06:20:16 PST 1997
I tried so hard to find out on my own but I couldn't. I was feeling so left out.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 06:18:54 PST 1997
i bet martha stewart has her own message board. what kind of person would post items on it? (besides wb, of course. heh heh.)
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 06:18:24 PST 1997
Hello. Camper Van Beethovan. Just a band.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 17 06:17:33 PST 1997
What does CVB stand for?
FROM: Martha
DATE: Wed Dec 17 06:09:17 PST 1997
Thanks wb.
FROM:
DATE: Wed Dec 17 06:08:45 PST 1997
Martha looks good today!!
FROM:
DATE: Wed Dec 17 06:08:02 PST 1997
qoute?
FROM: willybee
<Wheres Spaceman Spiff when you need him?>
DATE: Wed Dec 17 06:07:19 PST 1997
The qoute was from "Sweet Potato" off K.H.. I heard of King Missile, unfamiliar with any of their material. J.R.? Hmm, that's about it.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 06:07:16 PST 1997
heh heh sleepy. i don't know richman, but i dig king missile. specific KM work eludes me, since i've nevre bought a KM album.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 05:50:28 PST 1997
Cushca's envy should ensure her speedy return!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 05:49:25 PST 1997
Has anyone heard 'Sensitive Artist' by King Missile? Does anyone like Jonathan Richman?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 05:49:23 PST 1997
ah, sleepy is a cvb fan! could she be any more perfect? i doubt it. ah, this must be lerv.... heh heh.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 05:47:38 PST 1997
Myk - never mind, 'there's not a line here that goes with anything..' (or something like that!)
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 05:46:08 PST 1997
damn sleepy beat me by 10 seconds.... don't i feel silly.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 05:45:29 PST 1997
ah, hell, wb.... let's take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 05:45:19 PST 1997
Apart from the skinheads, I can't think of anyone... What was that quote? CW - are you still there?
FROM: wb
DATE: Wed Dec 17 05:45:03 PST 1997
On the news they're interviewing Aussie babes, who are holding reptiles. cooool!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 05:44:29 PST 1997
yeah, wb is a camper fan! yeah! cracker is amazing, too. "had a dream last night.... i wanted to lick your knees!" giggle. or something like that.
FROM: wb
DATE: Wed Dec 17 05:40:38 PST 1997
Be my sweet potato(e), be my honey lamb, dance around the campfire, hang around awhile
FROM: wb
DATE: Wed Dec 17 05:38:06 PST 1997
Who shall we take bowling then? On a Robyn note, Bucket Full Of Brains, The Church made several different versions of a song by the same name. I unfortunately don't own any, I wonder if it the same song?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 05:32:19 PST 1997
wb: I had a dream last night, I forgot what it was.... what it was, what it was... I a--ume you know what I'm talking about?! CVB?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 05:31:04 PST 1997
Got the wrapping paper. Everything's under control. Have any of you heard Robyn's song "Let's Go Thundering"? It's very uplifting.
FROM: wb
DATE: Wed Dec 17 05:30:58 PST 1997
Big lanes huh.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 05:29:37 PST 1997
Plus an extra 'got big lanes'.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 05:25:13 PST 1997
Some people say that bowling alleys got big lanes... got big lanes...
FROM: wb
DATE: Wed Dec 17 05:19:57 PST 1997
Good Morning all, Goodbye Sleepy. Think this board can use some dry ice in its drawers. No boss today, woo-hoo, Got Kerosene Hat wailing away, much to the dismay of the secretaries, I do miss C.V.B. though.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 05:13:59 PST 1997
A large amount of magazines has just fallen on my head. At best today is going to be challenging... I'm off to get some wrapping paper.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 17 05:02:10 PST 1997
Hello Myk. Meetings. Gosh it's quiet this morning. Nice to see WLA back for a quick visit. I struggle for something to say. Something witty. Nope.
FROM: wb
DATE: Wed Dec 17 05:01:40 PST 1997
.....and a new day begins, filled with exciting new possibilities, challenges, experiences. aarrgghh!!.That boy has more meetings than the president. Glad The Cure was fun, I myself went to a gig, The Swing Lizards. Local jazz band, always a joy.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 04:57:31 PST 1997
good morning! i'll be back later... meeting doubleheader. ugh.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 17 04:44:45 PST 1997
That's nice.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 04:35:00 PST 1997
Hi CW. Hi wb. The Cure was fun. Excessive dry ice, but fun.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 17 04:34:09 PST 1997
Good morning. R: "Kimberley's the only one in the band with a degree." K: "What - a degree of common sense?" R: "The rest of us have just got temperatures." Way, way, cold today. Cushca's still sick, I'm afraid. I've got to buy the wrapping paper for the presents purchased yesterday. Why didn't I buy it at the same time? I just don't know.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 17 04:33:28 PST 1997
Good morning wb. Where is everybody? Too much fun at The Cure concert?
FROM:
DATE: Wed Dec 17 03:10:39 PST 1997
Cushca-Cushca-Cushca???
FROM:
DATE: Wed Dec 17 03:09:37 PST 1997
ZZZZZZ!
FROM: WLA
DATE: Tue Dec 16 19:59:00 PST 1997
. . .Hi. Queenie, if you still check in - we DO miss you. Hey, Sleepy, I'm around - just not very chatty these days (very busy, tho'!). YAAAAY: Finally found and purchased "You and Oblivion". Yes, Victorian Squid is tasty, if I do say so my vegetarian-self. Site of the day: The Bug Club (www.ex.ac.uk/bugclub).
FROM: Dennis Miller
DATE: Tue Dec 16 19:25:24 PST 1997
it's all karma ... "think only good thoughts" ... he he ... (but sort of true) ... ... well the half of me
that's not dressed is getting cold ... i must dress that half ... i'll talk later ... sorry i can't stay ...
FROM: See, it's got hair
DATE: Tue Dec 16 19:06:24 PST 1997
The tragic, vicious transformation of the Christ into the world's unique scapegoat onto whom we are
supposed to somehow unload all our sins, was never part of the true teaching of Jesus. The Jesus
Christ as scapegoat teaching is nothing but an extension of the ancient evil scapegoat superstition.
FROM: isn't it good to be lost in the wood?
DATE: Tue Dec 16 19:01:47 PST 1997
The danger in Vedic ritual; Thought is beyond time; It is a sacrifice of the Mind
of God; Thought the builder; The universe, of thought, of the dead that are
living; Brief description of death and after; The need of interchange of
intercourse with the plane of the dead.
FROM: like chicken.
DATE: Tue Dec 16 18:41:45 PST 1997
In the first scene of this magnum pubus we observe a virile, teenaged Lust departing his family
home after a decisive final argument with his corpulent, repressive and hopelessly married parents.
Next, in a segment reminiscent of the witches' prophesy in Macbeth, our hero struts past the Salt
Lake City limits. He stops for a moment, adjusts his ill-fitting leotard, and gazes out upon a barren
hillside. There, much to his amazement, he spies a platoon of bikini-clad bimbos beckoning him to
join them at a Jacuzzi behind a hideously familiar glimmering golden arch.
FROM: L.
DATE: Tue Dec 16 17:03:39 PST 1997
I guess it wouldn't hurt as bad, if I didn't care so much. And you know how I feel about you. And, I guess if I didn't think of you every waking moment of the day it wouldn't hurt as much. I guess if I didn't feel your essence inside of me eevery moment, it wouldn't hurt so much. But it really hurts alot you a--hole.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 16 16:51:54 PST 1997
"And no one believes my lies, or are you too stupid to realize that?" What the hell does that have to do with me? And "p---ydrinking s--thole". I guess that just sums up my character in a nutshell. And "den mother Murphy"?That's a good one too. I havn't been this p.i.s.s.e.d off in a long time, but your crude, thoughtless, disgusting remarks managed to get me there.
FROM: L.
DATE: Tue Dec 16 16:38:13 PST 1997
I was just kidding around when I said "You're in big trouble". I wasn't really mad at all. I have a feeling that you were intoxicated when you told me to kill myself. I figured you were not in the right frame of mind, and that is not a big deal. But these words you say to me today?
FROM: L.
DATE: Tue Dec 16 16:28:12 PST 1997
And what the hell are you talking about me having a direct E-mail to you. I don;t know what you're talking about. You're free to say whatever the hell you want. I realize now I've wasted a million sweet thought on you, and I really love you. Oh Well!
FROM: L.
DATE: Tue Dec 16 16:01:27 PST 1997
It must give you a lot of pleasure to refer to me as "stupid idiot", "s--t hole" and too say "f--k you". You're such a gentlemen. I'm crazy, I thought you cared. We've exchanged great message, had fun, and you know I'm a good person, I don't deserve to be spoken to like that. I didn't do anything to make you feel so hostile. It's not in my nature to speak to someone in the way I'm about to do but
f.u.c.k. you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FROM: Voltaic
DATE: Tue Dec 16 15:22:27 PST 1997
As a matter of fact, you stupid idiot (that's how I will refer to you, Den Mother Murphy): I didn't start posting as Voltaic again until earlier today. Hey, in case you didn't notice, my attitude is to have fun and f--k you. Looks like it's working, you p--s-drinking s--t hole.
FROM: Voltaic
DATE: Tue Dec 16 15:20:41 PST 1997
re: no-one believes your lies, or are you to stupid to realize it? I could say the same thing to you, willybee, but it isn't worth the effort.
FROM: Voltaic
DATE: Tue Dec 16 15:18:49 PST 1997
PS: I haven't posted since the last archive. See, it's got hair, and it isn't mine... Remember, always, you have a direct email link to me. Just sniff it out of those archives you have all cataloged.
FROM: L.
DATE: Tue Dec 16 15:18:32 PST 1997
You're in trouble, unless you have a good explanation for this: "Hey L, Do us all a favor and kill yourself, huh?" You're not my favorite person right now! I would never make derogatory comments like that about you. You're not in trouble, you're in BIG TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!!!! Why do you say these kind of words to me?
FROM: Rickie lake
DATE: Tue Dec 16 14:08:03 PST 1997
you think Robyn's music speaks? of?:
FROM: mr.future.
DATE: Tue Dec 16 14:03:47 PST 1997
I think our future is beak.
FROM: Doc Laundry
DATE: Tue Dec 16 14:01:13 PST 1997
I think Robyn's music speaks of spontaneous combustion.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 16 13:58:43 PST 1997
sitting in our own urine and eating poultry, I think our future is bleak.
FROM: that sweet sweet sound
DATE: Tue Dec 16 13:58:40 PST 1997
I think Robyn's music speaks of my Lexicon-savant?
FROM: Andy Metcalfe
DATE: Tue Dec 16 13:55:48 PST 1997
sipping strong German beer and tossing
pretzels at phantoms!We live in our mental picture of the future. I think Robyn's music speaks of that.
FROM: poultraic
DATE: Tue Dec 16 13:46:23 PST 1997
my speakers smell like chicken.
FROM: pungo
DATE: Tue Dec 16 13:19:38 PST 1997
Myk Murphy...what's up you crazy beltway freak you?...Does anyone think that Andy Metcalfe is the ultimate?
FROM: alternity
DATE: Tue Dec 16 13:17:45 PST 1997
hey,,I am back ..I got a virus I think. nice to see all your smileing faces.. I often dream of Robyn :)
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 13:16:52 PST 1997
hey rob: good to see you. no, pungo is someone that posted here a long time ago, but no longer does. any "pungo" you may meet is not likely to be the real deal. nice guy, and i'm not surprised that he avoids this madhouse. how's life for you lately, rob? any good gigs coming up for you? spare no details, especially if young, adoring, beautiful fans/groupies are involved. giggle.
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 16 13:16:29 PST 1997
Gosh Voltaic! I bet you are really popular at work huh?
FROM: Voltaic
DATE: Tue Dec 16 13:13:08 PST 1997
Pungo,so good to hear from you. I am glad you are silly. By the way, this is a true story: when someone asks me at work
how I am doing, I often tell them the truth, that I am "Grooving on An Inner Plane..." The term really applies to that mood
where you aren't manically happy, nor down and own. You simply are, uh, grooving, on an inner plane, see? Anybody else
have RH songs that illustrate or describe their moods?
FROM: pungo
DATE: Tue Dec 16 13:04:52 PST 1997
I've got to go now. It's fun to come out of the cold. I missed you Voltaic, and Myk, and Sleepy. Nice talking to you rOb. Ta!
FROM: poultraic
DATE: Tue Dec 16 13:02:17 PST 1997
are yours haunted ?
FROM: pUngo
DATE: Tue Dec 16 13:00:11 PST 1997
Oh yes. I was away from the board for a while, and when I came back, I found my dear dear posting buddy, the one I personally named Voltaic, had gone rebel! I decided I'd do the same. But now I'm back, because dear Voltaic wished it for Christmas!!!
FROM: poultrygheist
DATE: Tue Dec 16 12:58:40 PST 1997
haunted
FROM: poultrygheist
DATE: Tue Dec 16 12:58:38 PST 1997
haunted
FROM: pungo
DATE: Tue Dec 16 12:56:20 PST 1997
They still have that sweet sweet sound. How are yours?
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 16 12:55:13 PST 1997
Glad you know your name, Pungo. Are you one of the much vaunted former anonymous guys?
FROM: rOb KING
<Superfantabulisic!>
DATE: Tue Dec 16 12:54:15 PST 1997
Er.......damn.
FROM: Ratt ling yk Mur
DATE: Tue Dec 16 12:53:26 PST 1997
Call me...Voltaic, hows the polks?
FROM: pUNgo
DATE: Tue Dec 16 12:53:18 PST 1997
Hello rOb! I'm Pungo! I'm Pungo!
FROM: rOb KING
<Only in America!>
DATE: Tue Dec 16 12:52:47 PST 1997
The Bone in Robyn's Cyber Home!!!!!
nah.....
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 16 12:51:22 PST 1997
Man, all this Voltaic/wb/anonymous/Myk stuff is getting pretty good. It's like the showdown of the archive. Or as Don King might be inclined to say...."The......" Damn...Don King's smarter than he looks. I can't even come up with a tagline. Speaking of D.King, did anyone else see the HBO movie about him? Ving Rhames (Marcellus Wallace) was really good.
FROM: Pungo
DATE: Tue Dec 16 12:51:03 PST 1997
Hey Ratt ling yk Mur , You got your Christmas wish! Do you like it now that I'm not anonymous? Is it any clearer to you?
FROM: Dennis Miller
DATE: Tue Dec 16 12:50:33 PST 1997
Hey, Speepy,
FROM: Pungo
DATE: Tue Dec 16 12:49:52 PST 1997
Hey Ratt ling yk Mur , you already corrected me for lean. Sorry.
FROM: Ratt Ling yk Mur
DATE: Tue Dec 16 12:48:03 PST 1997
He a idiot brainless suckup.
I'll call myself by my chosen name from now on. Call me...Dennis Miller
FROM: Pungo
DATE: Tue Dec 16 12:47:49 PST 1997
Ratt ling yk Mur ...you sure have an impressive collection there. My copy of invisible hitchc--k has a printing error. Instead of Robyn
Hitchc--k-Invisible Hitchc--k, it just reads...'Invisible Hitchc--k'. Hmmm...how many times can a person say 'invisible
hitchc--k in one day? Anyway, I'm wondering just how rare an error this was. Before I go, I promised a nickname for Ratt ling yk Mur .
How about "Voltaic." What do you think?
FROM: Ratt ling yk Mur
DATE: Tue Dec 16 12:43:52 PST 1997
isn't James Joyce clever? am I a"idiot" and i am "stupid"? I must lean.
FROM: Pungo
DATE: Tue Dec 16 12:42:13 PST 1997
Myk Murphy...You should have told me that you were gonna drive thru. You could of come over for some steak on the grill
and a couple a mossy liqours. I think that the traffic around here is miserable. But, compared to D.C., I guess it's not that bad.
I used to go up there a lot, but haven't been in awile. I have a bad case of Oriole withdrawl. Hey, Speepy, don't get me started
on Robyn's lyrics-I could go on forever. Hmmm I think the quote for today is, "and all the see through things come crawling
from the sea."
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 16 12:40:57 PST 1997
lean?
FROM: Iggy pUNgo
DATE: Tue Dec 16 12:37:39 PST 1997
Urp. Where's my syringe?
FROM: He's a parrot. He's a mimic
DATE: Tue Dec 16 12:35:57 PST 1997
steve kilbey?He's a
brainless suckup.
FROM: pUNgo
DATE: Tue Dec 16 12:35:45 PST 1997
You know, I was reading "A Portrait of an Artist as a Young Man" just the other day, and I thought to myself, my, isn't James Joyce clever? I must lean to quote him more at parties! Have any of you listened to Fegmania! lately? It's very good don't you think?
FROM: pUNgo
DATE: Tue Dec 16 12:32:28 PST 1997
All right Voltaic and wb. I'll call myself by my chosen name from now on. Call me... PUNGO! I have returned.
FROM: Voltaicsatanjeavesbunnyscrotum
DATE: Tue Dec 16 12:29:46 PST 1997
Then don't read my fine script. Who's asking you to? Just run along back to your sewer pipe and work on more gay porn.
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 16 12:29:33 PST 1997
I am outta here! (to be said in a Dennis Miller sort of way)
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 16 12:26:29 PST 1997
the real funny thing is nobody cares, you are entertainment purposes only. even then you fall far short of being interesting most of the time.
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 16 12:24:41 PST 1997
evening?
FROM: Voltaicsatanjeavesbunnyscrotum
DATE: Tue Dec 16 12:23:14 PST 1997
Wait? You mean that really was me? You mean I could be so petty and whiny and stupid? Oh yeeh. I'm the one who takes himself so seriously. Sure thing wb. Whatever. The really funny thing is that you encourage me without evening knowing it.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 16 12:19:55 PST 1997
wiTh
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 16 12:19:35 PST 1997
anyway, I'm done playing wiyh you. I'm out of work in 10 minutes. have a nice life (of course I already know your life sucks).
FROM: wb
<my first posting since about 10:30>
DATE: Tue Dec 16 12:18:05 PST 1997
no-one believes your lies, or are you to stupid to realize it?
FROM: Voltaic
DATE: Tue Dec 16 12:13:55 PST 1997
Myk - don't you get it? That was wb trying to sound like me. He's a parrot. He's a mimic. He's a brainless suckup. I wouldn't bother to call you names. I couldn't be bothered.
FROM: pUNgo
DATE: Tue Dec 16 12:10:10 PST 1997
Well, you formerly known as blank person, you. You're using the name?...I am honored. What can one say of the beltway
except...it takes an hour to crawl one mile. Sleepy, you are indeed fortunate. Please tell us how it was. Okay fegmaniacs I'm
outta here. Peace.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 12:07:32 PST 1997
voltboy: as for your statements that i am an "idiot" and that i am "stupid", you fail to appreciate that since you share the low road around here, it makes it difficult and rarely worth the effort to distinguish you from another. you remain abusive and destructive, and that may never change. all of it is the work of a copycat? i doubt it. there's only so many hours in the day that willybee could spend harrassing you, and to what end?
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 16 12:04:47 PST 1997
Hey! I can't answer myself being Voltaicsatanjeaves. That's too confusing. Am I he? Is he me? Are we one? Are we both?