FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 12:02:22 PST 1997
in the words of steve kilbey, "cuz flattery... gets me everywhere". ok, i get to be God. sounds good. alrighty then, mr 3rd anonymous person (voltaic and willybee being the first 2, though wb claims to be in recovery), it's time to come forward. if you are in fact one of the first 2 anons, then now is the time to repent. if you are a wholly separate entity (again, one who does not share a cranial enclosure with one of the others), then please announce yourself. at any rate, a fine new year's resolution might be to adhere to a name for use with all postings by you... ending confusion and misunderstanding for good. what say you?
FROM: willybee
DATE: Tue Dec 16 12:01:00 PST 1997
Voltaic. I am the other anon. Everybody else knows it. I've admitted it many times. I don't understand how you could be so stupid. You wasted a valuable wish my rather dim friend.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 11:58:56 PST 1997
Hey rOb. How's it going? Voltaic's right. I do pick fights with him. It's fun.
FROM: rOb.
<The People's Court. (dunh dunh dunh..)>
DATE: Tue Dec 16 11:56:04 PST 1997
Ok, what is this squabble between Myk and Voltaic all about? I thought Voltaic was all gone anyway. Something about his plane going down into the sea or something.
FROM: Voltaicsatanjeaves
DATE: Tue Dec 16 11:55:25 PST 1997
Where's the bastard now? Please please please post something about James Joyce!
FROM: Voltaic Tries to Explain to Myk
DATE: Tue Dec 16 11:54:12 PST 1997
MYK: See, the difference is that THAT GUY doesn't ever say anything about Robyn until coaxed. Then he will post a list of songs, or a one word comment. An album t-tle. Mostly, though, it's very oblique, brief comments on others' postings... Until he bursts forth like an inflamed carbuncle with large repetitive postings from ancient archives..... He is the one mining the archives (which I really don't look at, except the most recent when it's just switched over). I have no need to defend myself for what I have done here; I am simply telling you I don't own a lot of what you insist I've done. And that is a fact, you IDIOT.
FROM: Voltaisatanjeaves
DATE: Tue Dec 16 11:49:37 PST 1997
If Voltaic's karma would allow one single wish for this message board, it would not be terminal constipation for Chewing Wax (that's already a fact)... it would be that the other anonymous would come forward with some kind of identity and not simply whisper under his breath like a satanist commenting on a preacher's sermon WHILE IT IS BEING GIVEN. Myk, you're the god here on Message Board Planet nine: You make him do it.
FROM: Name dropper
DATE: Tue Dec 16 11:47:03 PST 1997
Re: Jimmy, Peter, thanks. Can you now give me Mike Connor's real name (he played tv's Mannix)/
FROM: Voltaic
DATE: Tue Dec 16 11:46:15 PST 1997
For instance, that really gross gay porn the other day....not me.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 16 11:45:39 PST 1997
Iggy Pop's first name is Jimmy (James). Not Peter.
FROM: Voltaic
DATE: Tue Dec 16 11:45:30 PST 1997
Myk: You are as wrong as anything I've ever done here: you continually accuse me of things that I don't do. That is truly wrong. Pathetic. It does nothing to encourage me to act any differently when you continuously point a finger at me for things that were not my doing. YOU ARE STUPID.
FROM: Voltaic.
DATE: Tue Dec 16 11:43:49 PST 1997
Let it be known that Chewing Wax picks the fight as often as I do. He's so cute when he's angry, like a little dog t--d with eyeballs.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 11:43:40 PST 1997
any a--istance or productive input you give is outweighed by your abusive, psychotic behavior. you spend hours on end spewing hateful and loathesome text onto this message board. if you stop, perhaps any others on the board will stop. this is not "playing", by any measure.
FROM: Chewing Diapers
DATE: Tue Dec 16 11:33:28 PST 1997
Voltaic's puppet funny. Him do a Squelchy.
FROM: Jah Wobble
DATE: Tue Dec 16 11:32:44 PST 1997
Rattle! Bye!
FROM: "M.O." -- Too many TV Cop Shows, Mlyk
DATE: Tue Dec 16 11:32:14 PST 1997
it's obvious you do you simply constantly on you? (for the record: "you" legal.) digging face hat i dig the archives to this.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 16 11:29:10 PST 1997
Myk-Miniver. I know "it's obvious." That's what I like about you and the other monkey from Buffalo: You only grab at the obvious. I have given so much here, only to have it given back as if you invented it: Nick Drake was perhaps brought up by Joe, but you archive sniffers will note that I have given you much of the info on Nick. That's just one example. The very fact that you respond to me at all is OBVIOUS. We are all here in the same boat: we like to have fun. So let's play! But as the pathetic loser or wing wa or whatever could tell you if they felt like it which they won't, it wasn't me. Chewing Wax: willybee couldn't spell his own name; so how could I be his puppet?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 11:28:06 PST 1997
i see you've been using your memory too. quite short term, actually.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 11:13:55 PST 1997
but i don't recall much these days.
FROM: egg man
DATE: Tue Dec 16 11:07:45 PST 1997
Try out the Broadway Cafe, Muswell Hill
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 11:05:04 PST 1997
volty: it's obvious that it was you, or do you simply remain on the message board, constantly reloading the screen, on the off chance that someone responds to you? (for the record: the other voices in your head still count as "you" in a legal sense.) digging up old archive stuff has been your M.O. for quite some time... face it: it's old hat. and, no, i didn't dig into the archives to reach this realization... i just remember.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:57:39 PST 1997
Voltaic is wb's puppet. It's too funny. Make him do a Squelchy.
FROM: Ratt ling yk Mur
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:54:48 PST 1997
uh-oh! You are undergoing a full personality rebuild.
To stop the process - drink one pint vodka, look out of
the window (the sight of sewage will act as strong depressant).
FROM: Is that a sock in you trousers or....
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:50:57 PST 1997
Tom Jones invested wisely, years ago, in a knee-sock manufacturing concern in Wales.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:49:37 PST 1997
Tom Jones is not as rich as David Bowie (David Jones), but he has more money than Axl Rose (Bill Bailey) and Iggy Pop (Peter Osterberg) combined.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:47:17 PST 1997
"Voltaic" wonders how you knew where any text "came from..." if it came from an Archive. Did you go back and find it? Seems like a bit obsessive, Micky
FROM: the stupid pathetic one
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:46:59 PST 1997
Tom Jones is one of the wealthiest men in the world?
FROM: the stupid pathetic one
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:46:51 PST 1997
Tom Jones is one of the wealthiest men in the world?
FROM: Voodoo Chile
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:46:18 PST 1997
Ah, yer onto me, jack. How's that bunion doin'? Gettin' bigger?
FROM: "Voltaic"
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:45:01 PST 1997
Myk, you are the stupid pathetic one. That wasn't me. I am still waiting for one of you losers to pdf all of these archives with word searchable capability so I CAN use them. Some of me best writing lives in these archives. Hey, did you know that Tom Jones is one of the wealthiest men in the world?
FROM: wing wa
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:43:50 PST 1997
specially after a breakfast of bacon, two eggs,
sausages, tomatoes, mushrooms and fried bread - forget about the beans-
and a large cup of dark brown tea!
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your brains?
FROM: Sheriff C.H. Ewing
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:43:24 PST 1997
Yer so painful horrible stupid.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:42:38 PST 1997
good god, voltaic, that bit about computers was typed by wax, probably 40 archives ago. what kind of obsessive stalker loon are you that dredges up old text for no apparent reason? why do i have a feeling that you have crafted voodoo dolls of all the posters on this board. (it would conveniently explain the current pain in my side.) you need to get out more. right now would be a good time. returning is optional.
FROM: Pun Casualty
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:41:16 PST 1997
Ouch.
FROM: Che x
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:38:51 PST 1997
one of my heads is simply a little behind.
FROM: Mur-Myk Phy-Chew
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:36:03 PST 1997
Ah! I am a conjoined twin! [no I'm not!] and one of my heads is eating the other [crunch, chew...no it isn't!]...
FROM: For the last time! What is Mulligan Stew!
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:34:41 PST 1997
For the last goddam time, you aren't stupid, Chewing Wax! You are simply a little behind. Nothing wrong with that!
FROM: Ratt ling yk Mur
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:28:53 PST 1997
poultry hose.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:28:36 PST 1997
You are so painfully horribly stupid.
FROM: Chex!
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:27:27 PST 1997
Perfect
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:27:10 PST 1997
tinky
FROM: bloomsday when?
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:26:44 PST 1997
tinkle noltry bunion popper hym-lick man-hoover
FROM: Che x
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:26:13 PST 1997
Myk would know. He knows everything about computers. in a whiny sort of way.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:25:23 PST 1997
rattle
FROM: City Mascots, 23rd in a Series
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:25:01 PST 1997
Buffalo Drag Queens, Light Yet Yeasty!
FROM: really, nothing more needs to be said about this individual. he says it all here.
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:24:10 PST 1997
Re: All this attention is very funny the way you encourage me without knowing it.
FROM: Ling Ling
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:22:48 PST 1997
So nice of you to stop by and pronounce your moral opinion! Please have a seat, my friend, and tell me of your journey.
FROM: wing Wa
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:22:46 PST 1997
light yet yeasty! not a bad lookin' broad!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:22:25 PST 1997
All this attention is very flattering. It really is very funny the way I encourage you without knowing it.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:20:14 PST 1997
Re: so pathetic, kiddies in a whiny sort of way. Rattle
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:19:41 PST 1997
Hotties, one and all!
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:19:30 PST 1997
For her age, Kate Hepburn's not a bad lookin' broad!
FROM: wing Wa
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:19:07 PST 1997
so pathetic, kiddies in a whiny sort of way.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:19:05 PST 1997
For her age, Ed McMahan's not a bad lookin' broad!
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:18:30 PST 1997
For her age, Kaye Ballard's not a bad lookin' broad!
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:18:14 PST 1997
For her age, Mother Teresa's not a bad lookin' broad!
FROM: !
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:17:38 PST 1997
I crashing around. I think undetectable. Ha.
FROM: C,hewingWa!x
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:16:12 PST 1997
Goodness went to smickandsmodoo and played Third Man Rarely out of my time STOP!!!
FROM: C hewing W,ax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:13:43 PST 1997
I've never known anyone like you do. I have no idea. They've all been so coming movie?
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:09:38 PST 1997
Re: RH Movie: Yah, it's called "Pigs are Chewing Wax"
FROM: Who Fan
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:08:35 PST 1997
I've been listening to The Real Pete's "Who Came First" reissue from Ryko this morning, Sleepy. Wonderful, especially the duet with Ronnie Lane (r.i.p.)
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 10:01:28 PST 1997
Bye Sleepy. Have fun.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 09:57:26 PST 1997
Oh, yes, just checking. I've got to go now. Robert Smith is calling in a whiny sort of way. Speak to you tomorrow kiddies. Have fun. Bye.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 09:49:47 PST 1997
I meant, Oh stop being so pathetic, in a playful, teasing way.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 09:48:44 PST 1997
Can we have our ball back, Mister?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 09:48:06 PST 1997
Bunch of punk kids. Get off of my lawn!!!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 09:47:52 PST 1997
Of course, if Cushca were here, she'd trounce the lot of us with her age and beauty (snigger)!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 09:46:59 PST 1997
CW:- what tone were you striking when you said 'cut it out'?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 09:46:33 PST 1997
we young people can be so insolent and impudent, don't you think? giggle.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 09:45:27 PST 1997
using sleepy's age-math justification, mr wax has the right to remain hooked up to a respirator while ingesting nasty nutrient milkshake thingies! heh heh.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 09:41:55 PST 1997
Oh, yes. I'm younger than you... tee, hee.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 09:39:05 PST 1997
Cut it out.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 09:36:28 PST 1997
I think I've earned the right to live in a small country hamlet for the rest of my days. Just tapping my foot along to the gramophone and reminiscing about the good old days.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 09:32:52 PST 1997
I've never known anyone who goes to concerts like you do. I have no idea which was the best year of my life so far. They've all been so good. Well, not all of them. Yes. Robyn Hitchc--k is excellent. I've heard he's got a film coming out. Hey Voltaic, have you heard anything about a RH movie?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 09:32:06 PST 1997
the cure opening for the who? HA! 600 shows, sleepy? do your ears still work? wow. i was 9 years old in 1981. 1990 and 1997 were/are groovy years for me.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 09:27:24 PST 1997
That wasn't supposed to sound like I'm boasting or anything. Yuk.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 09:24:58 PST 1997
Robyn Hitchc--k - he's very good isn't he?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 09:24:30 PST 1997
I was checking through my diary last night (yes, it was that kind of an evening...) and I appear to have been to over 600 concerts. I couldn't believe it.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 09:23:24 PST 1997
Actually 1982 was probably the greatest year of my life.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 09:21:57 PST 1997
You Better You Bet came out in '81. The greatest year of my life. I peaked too soon!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 09:21:26 PST 1997
That was The Clash and it was 1982. Those were the Yukon Jack days. Just the thought of the stuff sends poor Decoy off screaming.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 09:19:52 PST 1997
I saw The Cure open up for The Who in '81.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 09:17:39 PST 1997
the cure was in town late last month for a local radio station's huge multi-band concert. it went well, i hear. i saw the cure only once, back in 89 for the disintegration tour. great show. we made a recording of it, but it didn't turn out so well. heh heh.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 09:09:28 PST 1997
You just wanted to be convinced.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 09:08:10 PST 1997
Absolutely brilliant. I really knew it was Role and not Roll, but I had a brain lapse. Or something.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 09:05:10 PST 1997
Change of plan - I am now going to see the Cure.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 09:03:01 PST 1997
When I say witchface, I say it with love. I haven't played Black Snake Diamond Role much. Maybe that should be this evening's mission. I had the chance to see the Cure tonight, but I'm not really in the mood. Hey, In The Mood is on the Portland Arms record. These links are blinding today... hee, hee.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 08:59:08 PST 1997
Yes. He did in fact return them when he came to the party. I found them sitting on a bookcase some days later. You miss Cushca eh? She said she missed you calling her witchface every ten minutes. That's so sweet.
FROM: Shah-Harry-Zawd
DATE: Tue Dec 16 08:58:37 PST 1997
Sleepy: I have the B.O.B. flexidisc too! But as Chewing Wax says Happy appears on the Rhino reissue of Black Snake Diamond Role. The Can Opener is great too!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 08:55:59 PST 1997
Cushca Cushca Cushca - come back to me girly.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 08:54:42 PST 1997
CW: did you get BSDR and Five Leaves Left back from Decoy?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 08:48:57 PST 1997
It's on the Rhino release of, I think, Black Snake Diamond Roll. I'm not sure about that.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 08:48:44 PST 1997
not me, sleepygirl. i don't own any flexidiscs. what a drag, eh? i do own a promo picture disc for Spinal Tap's "Break Like the Wind" album. yes, i'm serious. it rocks, incidentally. it was free, of course. our station got a ton of 'em.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 08:43:43 PST 1997
I was reading over some archives this morning. Have you all heard Happy The Golden Prince? I know it was on the Bucketful of Brains flexidisc, but I don't where else it is.
FROM: An English in New York
DATE: Tue Dec 16 08:43:29 PST 1997
Oy! Fosters in Canada! Paw! Canucks make a mess a their beers. Too much wheat! Fosters! Oy! It's an English beer! Eh mate?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 08:40:54 PST 1997
i enjoy foster's beer. not too terribly authentic, but you can get it anywhere in the world, it seems, so that's nice. light yet tasty! yum!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 08:39:32 PST 1997
Fosters is made in Toronto. Good honest Canadian beer.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 08:35:06 PST 1997
I think it's on Greatest Hits after 'She Doesn't Exist'. It follows it very well. It's very mellow. I believe it's about his father.
FROM: Englishman in New York
DATE: Tue Dec 16 08:34:07 PST 1997
Oy! 'ello, mate. I'm from jolly Londontown! Oy! 'Ay, mate! 'Ow are you? 'Ow 'bout a pint a Fosters, best English beer ever, eh? Oy!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 08:31:23 PST 1997
sounds like a Byrds tune, as i recall. it has been years since i've heard it.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 08:25:58 PST 1997
I've still never heard Dark Green Energy.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 08:08:48 PST 1997
it is? i don't recall seeing it, but i don't recall much these days.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 08:07:41 PST 1997
It's on the Greatest Hits record now isn't it?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 08:06:33 PST 1997
yeah, that's true. god, i had to fight every criminal instinct i had to avoid stealing that record at the radio station, oh so many years ago.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 08:02:55 PST 1997
Michael charges by the 'la'. He did well on Dark Green Energy though.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 08:01:15 PST 1997
you would think that robyn would have gotten more out of REM's michael stipe than some "La's" for one song. why bother coming into the studio?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 08:00:27 PST 1997
CW:- it's one of your most appealling traits my dear...
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 07:59:02 PST 1997
Yes. That was very well done. Sorry if I'm being cryptic.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 07:56:14 PST 1997
Phew! Just saved myself there...
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 07:54:11 PST 1997
The amount of "la"s in She Doesn't Exist Anymore.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 07:53:25 PST 1997
Oh CW! I know now. Sorry! Doh.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 07:49:39 PST 1997
later, wb. carpe diem, pal. nice RH lyric tie-in, you clever girl.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 07:48:55 PST 1997
Ah, I'm fading, fading, fading fast. Sorry, being dim, got what right CW? I'm very hungry all of a sudden.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 07:44:56 PST 1997
Bye wb!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 07:41:26 PST 1997
La la la la la. I got it right this time I hope. Poor Cushca.
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 16 07:39:07 PST 1997
I'm off (really this time). I've procrastinated long enuff, sad about Cushca-Cushca-Cushca.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 07:36:24 PST 1997
nothing says "Christmas" like a quality enchilada in London. what a wacky textile sweatshop you work in, sleepygirl. giggle.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 07:36:03 PST 1997
It doesn't exist any more.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 07:34:08 PST 1997
nicely done, sleepy. sorry to hear that cushca is sick... i think i'm coming down with something too. gotta fight it, simply deny its existence.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 07:33:38 PST 1997
Heavens. Sleeper have a good song.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 07:30:33 PST 1997
Did you notice that smooth RH link there?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 07:30:04 PST 1997
Cushca's sick. She may not be able to eat at our Mexican nosh-up on Thursday. Shame. I'll just stick a walkman on her ears and let her listen to I Often Dream of Trains.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 07:26:31 PST 1997
Mmm. Mardi Gras. I'm all out of plastic beads.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 07:22:56 PST 1997
I saw Dennis Quaid being filmed in New Orleans - that film with Kathleen Turner in it. He seemed grumpy.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 07:21:14 PST 1997
CW:- yes. They're fabulous. Funny, clever and all the actors/actresses are marvellous.
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 16 07:20:10 PST 1997
The old lady while in the police station. Dennis Quad was in Jaws 3, in Sea World Florida. BAD MOVIE, Lou Gossit(?) Jr. was in that film also
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 07:19:55 PST 1997
Randy Quaid was very good in National Lampoon's Vacation and Christmas Vacation.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 07:18:39 PST 1997
Never seen those films Sleepy. Are they good? I think Quaid was in 2. I hope it wasn't 3 in 3d. Good 3d in that though. Not as good as Halloween 3 in 3d.
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 16 07:18:29 PST 1997
Ahh my computers gone nuts
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 16 07:17:33 PST 1997
Raymond Chandler? I do know every line of Jaws though, I've seen it a hundred times.....give or take a few. Is it just me, or is Blockbusters foreign section just softcore porn?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 07:13:23 PST 1997
Has anyone seen any Hal Hartley films? Like The Unbelievable Truth or Trust or Amateur? Which Jaws was Dennis Quaid in?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 07:12:37 PST 1997
Fine. I'll listen to it again then.
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 16 07:11:55 PST 1997
me gone!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 07:11:45 PST 1997
I must admit, that music has made me very happy. Hey wb - here's a line from Jaws. Who says, "they are karating the picket fences"?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 07:04:57 PST 1997
So that's what a zither is.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 07:03:20 PST 1997
Plinky-plinky plink, plink, plink...
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 07:01:46 PST 1997
not that there's anything wrong with that. heh heh.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 07:01:24 PST 1997
Goodness. I went to this website smickandsmodoo.com/oldcodgers/3rdman.mid and played The Third Man theme song. Rarely if ever can I get any music to play properly out of my computer. This time, it's perfect, BUT IT WON'T STOP!!!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 07:00:29 PST 1997
At this point, Cushca would say 'You know you love it'.
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:58:24 PST 1997
Raymond Chandler? I do know every line of Jaws though, I've seen it a hundred times.....give or take a few. Is it just me, or is Blockbusters foreign section just softcore porn?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:58:01 PST 1997
Are you being cheeky again, Mr Wax?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:56:35 PST 1997
That's Citizen Kane, isn't it? Cat was good in The Third Man. Cats are good. Full stop.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:54:38 PST 1997
And Rosebud was the name of the sleigh
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:53:48 PST 1997
Oh yes. That's it.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:53:12 PST 1997
Plinky-plinky plink, plink, plink. That bit?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:52:22 PST 1997
I've got that Third Man music in my head now.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:46:14 PST 1997
Myk - I always thought Robyn would be great in a black-and-white Raymond Chandler or Third Man- type movie. Soundtrack wouldn't be a problem, that's for sure...
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:41:07 PST 1997
last night's amateur play (Noel Coward's "Hay Fever") made me wonder if robyn has ever been in a play or film (not counting the new one, of course). i wonder if he would be any good.
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:40:35 PST 1997
Ellen is viewed as a dreg of society in this state! Well by those I know.......most anyway.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:39:55 PST 1997
Speaking as someone who is older than you by five years, I'll consider that an insult. Ha, ha.
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:38:37 PST 1997
Rockin' Robyn, tweet tweet! Once dated a girl named Robin, she was nice. Not bad looking either. Older then me by 5 years, oh well.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:37:58 PST 1997
Just for the record, 'Ellen' is something of a heroine in this company.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:36:45 PST 1997
Oi. Wake up.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:36:26 PST 1997
**YAWN**
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:34:32 PST 1997
Shouldn't there be a Martha Stewart Fan Message Board? She's on Warner Bros, I think.
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:32:48 PST 1997
Myk, COLD! Cw, there's no fixatiom, they just have her on at work. You're not missing much without Ellen.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:30:50 PST 1997
Martha. Actually, it's the only episode I've ever seen. No, that's a lie. I saw one where she planted a vegetable garden too. Perfectly sifted top soil. I've never watched Ellen.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:30:07 PST 1997
wouldn't it be great if they renamed the show "Martha Stewart Living" to "Martha Stewart Dying"? i would be pleased.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:29:06 PST 1997
CW - Martha or Ellen?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:27:55 PST 1997
wb's Martha Stewart fixation is disturbing on so many levels. I love the episode where she staples pine branches over the entire exterior of her house.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:27:35 PST 1997
Myk - no more Robyn gigs this year. If he plays the 12-Bar next year, you should all come over and put on your finest DVD accents.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:27:12 PST 1997
not-so-delayed giggle for sleepy! how filthy! yeah!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:26:30 PST 1997
delayed giggle for mr wax!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:26:08 PST 1997
The charm of Martha Stewart has not reached these shores. I saw her on Ellen once. That's on the programme, not .. oh, it doesn't matter...
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:25:17 PST 1997
fruit smoothies are yummy! yeah baby yeah! sleepy: any gigs left for robyn between now and the end of the year?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:24:39 PST 1997
Well I have a large Mary Poppins-style Gladstone bag. It's just full of fluff and a love letter and it lives with my parents. Never found anything interesting in there...
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:24:19 PST 1997
For her age, Martha Stewert's not a bad lookin' broad!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:23:11 PST 1997
Silly Myk. It's well known that Mr. Van Dyke is a method actor. He immersed himself into the life of a London chimney sweep for two years.
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:20:20 PST 1997
Mmm, I'm drinking a mug o' coffee, smooth, cocoa, spicy, with just a hint of Tennessee river bed mud. An all around wonderful cup.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:19:57 PST 1997
is it true that d--k van dyke trained under sir john gielgud to perfect that accent? that's what i heard...
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:19:06 PST 1997
Wow. That's an impressive smoothie. wb - your are missing out on one of the great ones. Mary Poppins rules.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:17:55 PST 1997
Later wb. Yes Sleepy, that's what they told me.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:17:44 PST 1997
Mmm. I'm drinking a fruit smoothie. Contents are:- peaches, apples, blackberries, white grape juice, pineapples, strawberries and raspberries. Ooh, la-la!
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:14:39 PST 1997
I take great pride in stating I have never seen that film!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:13:53 PST 1997
Is that what they told you CW?!
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:13:29 PST 1997
I'll be leaving in a few, they're throwing me onto the shop floor. Low man on the totem pole and all that jive!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:13:04 PST 1997
Stop picking on Van Dyke already. You are upsetting me. He was affecting a classic Disneyesque take on the accent.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:11:34 PST 1997
Bloody hell. I knew that would happen. My posting was supposed to follow my other posting. Love you, wb.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:10:40 PST 1997
.. and with that everyone got a large bus and left the board.
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:10:21 PST 1997
Sleepy's back!! Three cheers for Sleepy....er maybe not. MorrisSey's O.K.!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 06:04:20 PST 1997
Hello again. Blimey - I leave the office for an hour and everyone storms onto the board. Hi MTS. I got two presents and a latte (I don't think that will store until the 25th...). The coffee shop has a notice in the window saying 'Move To Seattle', but unfortunately it just refers to being employed by that particular coffee company. I'm not very familiar with IAWL actually. I'm preparing to cry a lot - I can say that I've still got a cold or something. MTS - you're right about d--k Van Dyke - appalling accent! You're also right about it being freezing. Nasty, rain-like snow. Brrr. I'm feeling festive... tee, hee.
FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Tue Dec 16 05:57:48 PST 1997
wb - But at least I insulted myself, so that's ok.
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 16 05:55:52 PST 1997
Morrisey left on an insult!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 05:52:28 PST 1997
i need my scarf for footie footie footie! heh heh.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 16 05:52:04 PST 1997
Morrisea Tea Smith & Wesson
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 16 05:50:31 PST 1997
HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, hA, hA, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO,
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 05:47:45 PST 1997
She's power shopping. Buying lovely scarfs for everyone.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 16 05:47:26 PST 1997
Sleepy, Sleepy, Sleepy, Sleepy, Sleepy, Sleepy, Sleepy, Sleepy.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 05:42:31 PST 1997
so "IAWL" is based near buffalo? heh heh. i love it. where is my dear sleepy?
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 16 05:41:02 PST 1997
Hmm, every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 05:39:11 PST 1997
You snuck in there. That's a wonderful ending. And dance by the light of the moon... A lot of those cities they mention are around here.
FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Tue Dec 16 05:37:54 PST 1997
wb - Or in my case hA hA! I'm so dumb!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 05:36:58 PST 1997
At least through his wheel chaired butt into Attica for stealing the money.
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 16 05:36:45 PST 1997
heE, heE
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 16 05:36:11 PST 1997
he, he.
FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Tue Dec 16 05:36:00 PST 1997
CW - You haven't seen the updated new print? The whole town gathers round and kicks him to death, then they all pee on him while singing Buffalo Gals.
FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Tue Dec 16 05:34:19 PST 1997
Now I must cry further as I cannot spell beer.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 05:33:33 PST 1997
My big problem with It's A Wonderful Life, and I'm sure I'm not alone, is that Mr. Potter doesn't die in the end.
FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Tue Dec 16 05:33:18 PST 1997
Hey! I only cried cos I ran out of bear half way through. I'm not soft or anything!!!
FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Tue Dec 16 05:32:01 PST 1997
Myk - Yeah, we already do, baby. Fancy a shag?
FROM: willybee
DATE: Tue Dec 16 05:31:26 PST 1997
MTS- you cried?! Here I thought I was the only man to cry during that movie, don't feel so alone now. Myk, love those amateur plays, they're my fave'. Dogs in the office, no thanks, cats would be cool. I've believe I've perfected my Cleveland accent, still rough on my Akron accent though.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 05:29:59 PST 1997
Sleepy is off to Harrod's.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 05:29:34 PST 1997
my only wish is that everyone in the UK would speak like Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery. i think your country would be a great deal of fun if Mr. Blair & Co. would make that a law. it's just a suggestion.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 05:29:12 PST 1997
I'll wait for that one to come on cable.
FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Tue Dec 16 05:27:02 PST 1997
Oh, hang on. As an Irish person I think I should reflect on Brad Pitts "accent" in The Devils Own. How I cheered when Handsome Harrison punched him.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 05:26:48 PST 1997
Mr. Van Dyke's accent in Mary Poppins is brilliant. A work of genius. Ah. Mary Poppins.
FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Tue Dec 16 05:25:41 PST 1997
Mind you, the Spinal Tap accents were spot on.
FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Tue Dec 16 05:23:43 PST 1997
Sleepy - Don't go out there, it's freezing! Christmas is a drag, bah humbug. I saw It's A Wonderful Life last week and bawled my eyes out. It's such a great movie. I think at the end of the day America has a lot to feel bad about after d--k Van Dyke in Mary Poppins, no?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 05:22:25 PST 1997
I hear a lot of crashing around out there. I'll investigate soon. I wonder what fake English accents sound like to the English. I think mine is undetectable. Ha.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 05:19:41 PST 1997
howdy, mr wax! how's the dogs today? (i don't know why i love the idea of dogs roaming the offices so much. maybe it's because it could never happen here. sigh....) sleepy: all british folks sound like John Wayne when they do american accents. every last one of them. giggle.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 05:11:45 PST 1997
Morning Myk.
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 16 05:08:20 PST 1997
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 05:05:04 PST 1997
I've got to convince those Seattlites that I'm one of them...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 05:02:50 PST 1997
Ah, but you haven't heard my American accent yet....
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 05:00:25 PST 1997
good morning! mark ellen and kershaw are in the bus pic? cool. yes, sleepy, cushca misses me so, and shopping and sleeping late are such textbook signs of it. the british doing american accents is much, much worse!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 04:57:57 PST 1997
I even tried to e-mail Queenie but got no response. The real question is, where is pungo?
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 16 04:55:36 PST 1997
Oooh, I could earn 3 or 4 bucks a week. Hmmm, Queenie's site just says go away, the rest of them were probably chased away. Tired today.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 04:51:14 PST 1997
Someone tell me, where are Queenie, alternity and WLA?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 04:49:34 PST 1997
minutes
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 04:48:03 PST 1997
Morning wb and CW. Andy Kershaw is actually in the bus photo I sent you! Mark Ellen also. Coffee for both of you (and for me in ten mintues before I commence the ...ahh... Christmas shopping...)
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 16 04:45:15 PST 1997
Morning. Is that where Kershaw came from? I thought it was the name of the studio or area they recorded it in. I never study. As I always say, need coffee.
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 16 04:45:13 PST 1997
**YAWN**
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 04:31:37 PST 1997
Maybe wb and v have eradicated one another.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 03:55:37 PST 1997
Where's wb today?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 03:38:49 PST 1997
I just spoke to Cushca. She says hello. She's sick now. Oh, nooo.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 02:31:53 PST 1997
Ah - I've just looked at the Fegmania site. It said something about an Andy Kershaw session recorded in January. I wonder what that was. Whatever it was, it happened yesterday and I missed it. I don't recall Robyn doing anything for Andy Kershaw's show this year. Hmm. Sorry, just thinking out loud... Random thought... I remember buying the video 'Madonna of the Lightbulb Eyes' several years ago in the US and then getting it converted to PAL. The person who then wrote on the spine of the VHS called it 'Madonna of the Lightbub Blues' in error. That always made me smile.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Dec 16 02:16:24 PST 1997
Good morning. Glad you enjoyed the play, Myk. Which do you think is worse - Americans doing bad English accents or English people doing bad American accents? Let me demonstrate for you....! Yes, I too am missing my little Cushca. I'm sure she is pining for you too (in a quiet, sleeping-late-and-shopping kind of way.) It's so cold and dark outside. I listened to Van the Man last night, but then fell asleep before I could play anything else. Christmas lights are round the fireplace. I'm going to see It's A Wonderful Life on Sat--day. It's here - there's no denying it...
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 15 20:40:29 PST 1997
what a loon. so anyway... i saw a nice amateur play tonite. americans doing bad english accents, but considering it was everyone's first acting attempt, it was very well done. another day at work without cushca... hmmm... maybe i can get sleepy to verbally abuse me instead! heh heh. i hope you have a lovely morning, sleepy.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 15 18:49:01 PST 1997
Once again I've left you utterly speechless with my little chat. Go figure. You're so superior to me. Maybe I am just not good enough to spar with you. Gosh, could you show me how to write really great gay suicidal porn like you did today? That would be cool. Then I could post it and pretend I am you.
FROM: Who's worse: the guy who has fun going off on a message board or the loser who thinks he can talk him down?
DATE: Mon Dec 15 18:43:41 PST 1997
Yah, I didn't think you'd respond directly. too frightened to actually encounter other humans, you actually live for this board, whereas for me, it's a social experiment. I am a sociology major, and you are my experiment. Great way to do research because people put their guard down out here; and I don't have to pay any of you psycho twerps. Rattle.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 15 18:41:40 PST 1997
take deep breaths, inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale, well you know the rest.......soon you will be feeling better.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 15 18:41:05 PST 1997
Have a nice!!!!!!!! really f--king great!!!!!!! night!!!!!!!!!!! Okay????????????
FROM: Just got done doing an eight-ball with Robyn Williams (an eight-ball each....)
DATE: Mon Dec 15 18:40:29 PST 1997
Well, I have to go!!!!!! now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 15 18:39:02 PST 1997
Well!!!!!! What Would!!!!!!! Happen?????!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 15 18:38:26 PST 1997
You never encourage dialog, do you???? As soon as someone tries to engage you, you run like a bad case of the squirts!!!!!!!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 15 18:37:44 PST 1997
calm down, everything is going to be alright.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 15 18:36:17 PST 1997
If I would just chilll out?!?!? What then, what would happen?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 15 18:35:40 PST 1997
I know!!!!! I've beeen doing it for years!!!!!!!!!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 15 18:35:34 PST 1997
do I really affect you that much??!! If you would just chill out.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 15 18:35:04 PST 1997
By the way!!!!! Adding multiple exclamation marks is a great!!!! great!!!!!!! way to an emphasis to essentially weak prose!!!!!!!!!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 15 18:34:18 PST 1997
Doh!!!!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 15 18:33:57 PST 1997
So are you!!!!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 15 18:33:52 PST 1997
woo-hoo!!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 15 18:33:43 PST 1997
thank you!!!!!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 15 18:33:14 PST 1997
Whose their?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 15 18:33:12 PST 1997
you're pathetic!!!!
FROM: "Volty?"
DATE: Mon Dec 15 18:32:32 PST 1997
Dear Ratt, now that you're begging me to stay, I might not kill, myself. I will think about, it. For now though, I, think I will discuss it with my, master, Chewing Wax. Oh Chewy honey!!!
FROM: T.S. Eliot (An American Poet So Pretentious He Became a Royal British Subject Just So He Could Talk with A Funny Accent)
DATE: Mon Dec 15 18:31:07 PST 1997
poulty, nick noltry -- ya couldn't buy rhymes that good!
FROM: This means so much to me coming from, you
DATE: Mon Dec 15 18:29:37 PST 1997
FROM:RattLingykMurDATE:MonDec1517:26:3PST1997DontKillyourselfVolty,Justplaywiththepoultry,pretendyou'renick noltry dontkillyourselfpal.goout,smellaroseOR,they'llfindyourcorpsenextdoor,a-clutchin'yourkeyboard,stillgrinnin'likehell.
FROM: Ratt Ling yk Mur
DATE: Mon Dec 15 17:26:13 PST 1997
Dont Kill yourself Volty, Just play with the poultry, pretend you're nick noltry dont kill yourself pal. go out,
smell a rose OR, they'll find your corpse next door, a-clutchin' your keyboard , still grinnin' like hell.
FROM: Chewin
DATE: Mon Dec 15 17:21:14 PST 1997
Robyn has a song about Goldy Hawn's Whoop! Whoop!?
FROM: City Slogans, 23rd in a Series
DATE: Mon Dec 15 16:48:01 PST 1997
Solana Beach, City of Blood Worm Soup!
FROM: Solana
DATE: Mon Dec 15 16:47:19 PST 1997
Chewing Wax, please quit sending me pictures of yourself with horses and dogs. It's really gross. Willybee, you'd look a lot better in a dress if you shaved the legs.
FROM: Solana
DATE: Mon Dec 15 16:46:27 PST 1997
Does Robyn really have a song about Nick Drake?
FROM: City Slogans, 23rd in A Series
DATE: Mon Dec 15 16:45:54 PST 1997
Buffalo, More Per Capita Adult Night Clubs Than Any Other Arm Pit City in the World!
FROM: City Slogans, 23rd in a Series
DATE: Mon Dec 15 16:45:07 PST 1997
Cleveland, a--wipes in Every Car!
FROM: Willybee
DATE: Mon Dec 15 16:43:51 PST 1997
I can two right, you bastar!d