FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 13 17:40:37 PST 1997
Oh Really? I've always thought differently.


FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 13 17:33:21 PST 1997
Hoop hioip


FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 13 17:32:43 PST 1997
Oh em groe teee passe te gro rum illig


FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 13 17:31:05 PST 1997
El Terioe? Es to passes em pase te gro


FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 13 17:20:41 PST 1997
sharp and sharp?


FROM: CW
DATE: Sat Dec 13 17:15:48 PST 1997
Dull and dull.


FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 13 17:15:00 PST 1997
heh, heh. What no hike today?


FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 13 17:13:13 PST 1997
A shocking outcome


FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 13 17:12:27 PST 1997
Like sticking forks in power outlets?


FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 13 17:10:45 PST 1997
pointed bits


FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 13 17:10:17 PST 1997
Devices


FROM: Mrs. Resin Bags
DATE: Sat Dec 13 17:09:12 PST 1997
The tiny ones, left to their own devises, would often play with toys not designed for children


FROM: CW
DATE: Sat Dec 13 17:03:19 PST 1997
Cool M.


FROM: m
DATE: Sat Dec 13 16:55:56 PST 1997
'low' in terms of the floor,yeah..heh. it's o.k. if I'm still..Vic Chestnut concert is on the radio.I like his music a lot..see you CW..


FROM: CW
DATE: Sat Dec 13 16:51:19 PST 1997
Hey m - thanks for that. I'm sorry your feeling low.


FROM: m
DATE: Sat Dec 13 16:50:04 PST 1997
Hello to you all, just got in from torture/physio,...CW,here is a link you may enjoy,it's Robt. Hunter (Dead Lyrics, but you know that.)http://www.dead.net/RobertHunterArchive.html/files/oldhomepages/ancient.html ..his journals etc.hey hello,Mr.Bee...sorry, I gotta go,I cant sit.it's a real drag, but improving...later ..laying on the floor..


FROM: CW
DATE: Sat Dec 13 16:48:42 PST 1997
I bought my Christmas tree today.


FROM: CW
DATE: Sat Dec 13 16:46:29 PST 1997
Joe's last game. Went off in a daze. That kind of sad. So, you said Pink Moon made you cry huh?


FROM: wb
DATE: Sat Dec 13 16:45:54 PST 1997
Well I'm off, this time for real!


FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 13 16:42:44 PST 1997
chIEfs


FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 13 16:42:24 PST 1997
The Browns leaving was a big gift of freedom. Never knew how much effort is really put into being a fan. Get drunk, break in and pis.s in center feild. On another note I was at the Bills-Cheifs playoff game a few years back.


FROM: CW
DATE: Sat Dec 13 16:39:00 PST 1997
You are lucky for not caring for sports. It is a curse in a way. But yes, tomorrow is the last home game. I'll kiss the thick concrete good bye for the year. When Jerry was alive, the Dead would come every summer and I'd touch base with the stadium in the summer, but now... what can you do?


FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 13 16:37:43 PST 1997
Now the "Banana Boat Song", very impressive in it's own reich.


FROM: wb
DATE: Sat Dec 13 16:36:27 PST 1997
It's not worth the time and effort, so how is Buffalo? Tomarrow is the Bills last game of the season, isn't it? I miss the Browns, no I don't


FROM: CW
DATE: Sat Dec 13 16:35:48 PST 1997
Awesome song. I've said, a while ago, that's the song he's played every time I've seen him. I saw him the first time with the Egyptians, and then twice solo, but he's played that song every time.


FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 13 16:34:10 PST 1997
Oooooh, kershaw sessions "Madonna of The Wasps"!! Good tune


FROM: CW
DATE: Sat Dec 13 16:32:34 PST 1997
I didn't read the old postings. I just jumped in. Fill me in. Please.


FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 13 16:32:20 PST 1997
????????????


FROM: wb
DATE: Sat Dec 13 16:31:20 PST 1997
Are you home, this is the first "real" conversation I've had with someone all weekend.


FROM: wb
DATE: Sat Dec 13 16:29:39 PST 1997
I was going to start reading N.C.'s book, but I got caught up on the internet instead. Been reading about ocicat's and bengalcat's, I want one! The chicken conversation was not me.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Sat Dec 13 16:28:23 PST 1997
A drunken sort of CW yes,...


FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 13 16:27:28 PST 1997
Is this the real CW?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Sat Dec 13 16:26:38 PST 1997
hey!!!


FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 13 16:25:23 PST 1997
Hello!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Sat Dec 13 16:24:18 PST 1997
T e


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Sat Dec 13 16:22:33 PST 1997
I'm not bragging or anything, and it's not hat I hat soccer or anything, but tomorrow, I'm going to my ninety-first consecutive Bills home game. Football, soccer, Foote or whatever.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Sat Dec 13 16:18:28 PST 1997
Huh? What's all this then? I bought Pink Moon. I listened to it. Wonderfull. Yummy


FROM: wb
DATE: Sat Dec 13 14:04:56 PST 1997
Now onto Nick Cave's, "And The As.s Saw The Angel". Catch ya' later.


FROM: Colonel Sanders
DATE: Sat Dec 13 13:59:32 PST 1997
I missed one?


FROM: Jerry Seinfeld
DATE: Sat Dec 13 13:57:46 PST 1997
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"


FROM: George Orwell
DATE: Sat Dec 13 13:56:03 PST 1997
Because the government had fooled him into thinking that he was crossing the road of his own free will, when he was really only serving their interests.


FROM: Albert Einstein
DATE: Sat Dec 13 13:53:41 PST 1997
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.


FROM: Carl Jung
DATE: Sat Dec 13 13:22:39 PST 1997
The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and,therefore, synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.


FROM: chicken geesus
DATE: Sat Dec 13 13:20:38 PST 1997
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.


FROM: McLuetd
DATE: Sat Dec 13 12:07:59 PST 1997
ah, go back to writin' aboot squirrels,you anti freeze drinkin'quim faced Campbell.


FROM: Mrs Squidgy <Squidgy@Slapfest.Com>
DATE: Sat Dec 13 08:58:22 PST 1997
Mrs Squidgy's Story Time....Maggoott, whose loud, frantic raving had brought families from the entire neighborhood out of sleep and into the street, had climbed up the tower as far as the second set of flood lights. He was shouting phrases someone later identified as that random nonsense masquerading as literature, Fingals Rage, written by a irishman of vague breeding by the name of Jack James. James, the brother of a famous magician and the author of several farcical novels set in the mythical land of Nord, had recently committed suicide before a stadium crowd of drunken football (soccer, Chewing Wax) fans at Wembley Stadium, where an impromptu concert by Oasis had moments before ended in a vicious brawl onstage between two feuding cousins, Winkin' and Blinkin' Blimey....


FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 13 07:49:57 PST 1997
The words you left are so sweet. I get tears in my eyes everytime I read them. I love you.


FROM: Slykew
DATE: Fri Dec 12 22:28:21 PST 1997
wb: !could tell "it was; you no need to i.d. yerself". '


FROM: Slykew
DATE: Fri Dec 12 22:26:37 PST 1997


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 20:30:53 PST 1997
for Gods Sake take the pills!


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 12 19:03:42 PST 1997
Those were me! Oops I'm already breaking my promise. Old habits......


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 18:59:10 PST 1997
Time for chips, and I'll start on "A Portrait Of The Artist As Young Man".


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 18:57:35 PST 1997
Ock!!!!


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Fri Dec 12 18:43:14 PST 1997
I'm sorry, your probably not a lard pongin' faggot. but you sure sound like one here. yeh sneek.


FROM: hooded
DATE: Fri Dec 12 16:51:28 PST 1997
I mean bills (like rent, phone, dirty magazine subscription (I am thinking like a batcholor now aren't I?), I don't mean the Bills. Although I seem to remember my pathetic team trouncing them lately.


FROM: hooded
DATE: Fri Dec 12 16:45:38 PST 1997
All I wanna do is drink beer for breakfast/all I wanna eat is them barbeque chips/ infectious, this new cd I got. FYI- sea cuc-mbers are not vegetables and are NOT edible. They are living fossils more closely related to a garden worm than anything else in the ocean. I guess it would be ok to eat one as long as you stay away from the sharp probiscus near its mouth, its deadly poisonous. Got to work all weekend again, Whoo Hoo! Damn Bills, amoung other future ex's , I mean things.


FROM: Go figure!
DATE: Fri Dec 12 16:13:45 PST 1997
This is really funny: I am listening to a sports talk show right now (don't ask) and the idiot host is trying to ad-lib a commercial. This is really painful.....


FROM: greasy lard pongin' faggot
DATE: Fri Dec 12 16:12:37 PST 1997
Thank you! I needed a name. Coming from a big red haired stupid freak, that really means something!


FROM: Accents Shmack-cents
DATE: Fri Dec 12 16:11:33 PST 1997
Ooh, me so hony, Joe. Me Chun-lo Come here, buy me and sista, Chun-lee. Come here Joe.


FROM: Mrs Squidgy's Story Time!
DATE: Fri Dec 12 16:06:12 PST 1997
Maggoott's fortunes improved tenfold upon discovering the glittering mecca, Las Vegas. With a fistful of dollars in one hand and his tattered bumrag in the other, he entered Las Vegas's loudest casino and played black jack at the non-smoking tables until being ejected by the staff for impossibly foul body odor. While crossing the street to gain entry into the city's second loudest casino, Maggoott was hit by a racing pink cadillac, whose driver, singer Wayne Newton, being severely intoxicated, did not realize he had hit the big scotsman. While healing in a local hotel room, Maggoott hired throat-cutting lawyer Barry Scheck, who identified Newton as the drunken hit-and-run driver. The lawsuit which followed came long before Newton's recent financial problems, and in some ways led to the troubles the Elvis wannabe has experienced of late. The out of court settlement was the largest ever awarded an illegal alien from the Scottish highlands of Australia, $2000. This windfall was the turning point for Maggoott, who referred to Las Vegas as Newtonshire from that moment on...


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Fri Dec 12 16:03:39 PST 1997
ah, go back to writin' aboot squirrels,you greasy lard pongin' faggot.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 15:41:01 PST 1997
McLuedt, who did you know it was me?


FROM: Mrs Squidgy and the Temple of Maggoott!
DATE: Fri Dec 12 15:38:59 PST 1997
...Soon married life grew boring for Maggoott, who missed the freedom and debauchery of his time in Calcutta. He dropped his wife and 3 children like hot irish potato chips, caught a steamer to Bizantium. "Give me the life and lazy intrigue of that prison city..." he wrote in his journal (later published in 82 volumes as, "My Strife and Lard Chimes, being the Memoirs of a Big Stupid Red Haired Freak Named Maggoott."


FROM: Mrs Squidgy continues some more!!!
DATE: Fri Dec 12 15:34:50 PST 1997
....It is 1921, and Maggoott has found himself in the middle of the Australian Civil War, carried out in South America, in the tiny country of Boogerma. Maggoott, whose London salad days are but distant memories of naive childish ideals, is a high ranking mercenary, leading a group of expatriate Americans on a mission to overthrow the chinese government, which has been forced to flee china for the summer months (just couldn't get good hawaiian shaved ice in peking back then...). While shopping for nixon masks in the bazaar, three of Maggoott's men brawled with a group of lunching employees of Walt Disney's South American World, a newly opened amusement park occupying 7500 square miles of burnt out rain forest. Maggoott's men blew everyone's cover and consequently led to the overthrow of Poland's Rock and Roll Hall of Shame exhibit.


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Fri Dec 12 15:27:11 PST 1997
I know your lurkin' out there willy, I can smell the shyt between your teeth.


FROM: Mrs Squidgy continued!....
DATE: Fri Dec 12 15:26:06 PST 1997
Maggoott travelled all 'round jolly ol' England, looking for the ghost of Halloween. He killed numerous horses, believing them to be the disembodied spirit of a crazy razor-wielding spaniard named manuel. He was arrested once for causing a disturbance in the London suburb of Gobsalldrooly, where in a drunken rage he deficated onto a hospitality tray in a carriage. The legal ramifications would lead to financial ruin. Maggoott's wild ways would eventually alienated his dear mum, Harry, and father, Peter, who ran a chinese laundry, from him. It was while retrieving his laundry that Maggoott first met and befriended the english aesthete and poppinjay, Oscar Wilde. Their brief friendship ended in broken promises, failed business ventures and really bad poetry. Maggoott publicly accused Wilde of not being able to read. So began a legal battle which made Maggoott's previous indiscretion on the hospitality tray seem like child's play....


FROM: Dr.Rot
DATE: Fri Dec 12 15:20:56 PST 1997
if you are truly Shane McGowan I wish you'd brush your skanky teeth.


FROM: Mrs Squidgy's Story Time!
DATE: Fri Dec 12 15:17:16 PST 1997
There once was a big hairy Scotsman named Maggoott, born in the Lardchipshire, near the River Sc-m, in Jolly old New Zealand. A master of disguise, Maggoott once posed as a lady of the evening in order to avoid conscription into Mad Fargal's Army, a ragtag band of stupid New Zealand Scotsman whose goal it was to overtake the Holy City of Rome and install a Scottish pope, one Father McFargel Mcf--thing. Once the entire mc'army mc'gathered in the mc'field near mc'Albanyshire, the mc'moon became dark (it was a total meclipse of the mc'moon!), all the mc'soldiers mc'killed each mc'other! Well, of course, since Maggoott avoided the army, he wasn't killed, and so our story may continue.....


FROM: "Volty"
DATE: Fri Dec 12 15:08:48 PST 1997
We're all me!


FROM: Shane McGowan
DATE: Fri Dec 12 15:08:19 PST 1997
McLoot, thanks for clarifying your stance on the politics of game shows, ya stupid red-haired freak! Welcome, ya big yabo!


FROM: Lorraine
DATE: Fri Dec 12 14:47:32 PST 1997
FOR: Robyn. WISHING YOU A JOYOUS AND BLESSED CHRISTMAS AND A VERY HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR.


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Fri Dec 12 14:10:35 PST 1997
Firstly,I am McLuedt.not Volty,willy,or saliva,sultana,etc.secondly I'm no' a dumb Scot.I am a scottish chip fanatic.period.but it's no'my entire life by any means.I was born in Ayershire,an' now work in Glasgow.I'm no' crazy aboot it either.on ma' off times I tend to haunt Mr Smith and his Notorious Vinyl shop on 60something Union Street. It's downstairs and is attached to Hoi Polloi clothes shop which sells to a' those young raver fashion victims.I work for my chips as they say,by keepin' the stroppers from bokin' on the front door o' this building.I'm not Australian,although some of my criminal ancestors probably are.tha's where the sasanachs' sent them.I'm off to fry my din.goodbye yeh great lumps.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Dec 12 13:22:08 PST 1997
thanks for the favor, wb... yes, the silliness is way outta control. as for you, volt, the anon posting right is all yours. now we'll simply attribute ALL anon postings to you. have a fine weekend, folks... i'm outta here.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 12:45:59 PST 1997
Jetbread, how's the Joan Jett board doing these days? Still rampant with lesbian rumors?


FROM: Volt Bolt Manifesto
DATE: Fri Dec 12 12:44:54 PST 1997
Everybody wins. Willybee, haven't you promised that before (never to post as Anon...)? Chewing Wax, you're dead, wrong. Gee is short for geezer, jee for jesus. Kee for keep trying. Rattle rattle. Have a great weekend everyone, even you, CW (how high is that snow now? Think I will take a nice hike up near the sunny, warm climes of SoLANA beach (har har ba ha ha ha, er whatever). Bye! Ciao! Arrive-in-cheddar! McLoot: How's that monsoon doing in New Zealand, land of the very large slugs?


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 12 11:38:40 PST 1997
After today I swear I will NEVER post as an anon. again. I apologize Myk, for all the trouble I caused you. This sillyness has spun way out of control. Now back to the drawing board, really, they have me on a 1,000 year old drafting board. It's kinda faded, but if you look closely you can see some guy or gal named Noah, sketched a boat or something like it on the bottom. Oh well! Have a nice weekend all!


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:56:51 PST 1997
FROM NANTUCKET


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:55:32 PST 1997
ok, this is nuts. now i'll NEVER believe when a new person shows up! heh heh, with that in mind, i guess voltboy wins.


FROM: Jetbread
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:54:36 PST 1997
There once was a man in Nantucket


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:52:52 PST 1997
First of all, that wasn't me, but even if it was, "gee" is the correct spelling. Look it up. Also, rest a--ured, if you are encouraged to make a fool of yourself, which seems to happen constantly, then this encouragement was intentional. Rattle rattle.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:50:53 PST 1997
...If there is a beach, it's upon a drainage ditch or stream, since no ocean comes close...


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:49:07 PST 1997
For one thing, there is a location known as "Solano," it's a county. Don't know if there's a beach there. But possibly since I've mentioned Davis (Yolo County) a few times -- it is very near Solano County -- some bright-brained Buffaloanite got it into his head to create a golem in my image. Flattering? Right.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:46:33 PST 1997
Am I you? Who cares?


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:43:33 PST 1997
You weren't Solano?


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:42:24 PST 1997
You guys have an absolutely hilarious way of encouraging me while trying not to. Solano was a lame, lame attempt; subtract 25 points.


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:40:51 PST 1997
I'm leaving (really this time), talk on Monday.


FROM: pompous little freak
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:39:42 PST 1997
Hi WB! How are you! (As if I didn't know...)


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:39:01 PST 1997
"Gee"? Spell it right, would you, Chewing Wax. It's "Jee" as in Jesus.


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:38:49 PST 1997
The response you pompous little freak.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:38:20 PST 1997
Here I go again, arguing with myself....


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:37:44 PST 1997
Never heard of Salad Beach. But I have been to Lettuce Lake, in upper Cabbage, Calidonia


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:36:50 PST 1997
wb, what was sad? There you go again, referring to the proverbial "it" without any hint as to your intended subject.


FROM: Solana Beach
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:36:24 PST 1997
Gee. Spell it right would you Mr. Volty? Volty, didn't you mention a long time ago that YOU were from Solana Beach? ERSTAZ


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:36:04 PST 1997
That last bit was for Chewing Wax, but frankly it relates to your comment, Sauna, as well.


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:35:12 PST 1997
It was sad.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:34:46 PST 1997
Well, that's because you have such "unique" standards.


FROM: Salano
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:34:45 PST 1997
I'm not a very developed of believable character am I? Perhaps I should just do us all a favor and slit my wrists and relax in the tub.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:33:31 PST 1997
Woo-Hoo Woo-Hoo!!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:32:31 PST 1997
Well that was a very disappointing response. I expected more from you.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:30:59 PST 1997
McLuedt! How's the weather in Australia?


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:30:16 PST 1997
You are all talking in chinese. an' I don't. but I understand about beers and related bevs. made wi' H2O, Yogurt and Milk. And fish kebab sounds as groo as animal corpses. but I like most meat stood ona plate wi' chips. made wi' lard o.k.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:29:44 PST 1997
Chewing Wax, before I go turn off the tub, let me remind you that the league to which you refer, that of diaper wearing retard jackoffs, is not a league I would attempt to join.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:29:37 PST 1997
There was no hope for him this time, it was the third stroke.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:28:35 PST 1997
Gotta go! The tub is overflowing with squelchy wax murphys! Aaaaaaaa!H!H!H!!111


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:28:34 PST 1997
Oh Voltaic, you are not even in my league. I've run rings around you. You are merely a pretentious, James Joyce name dropping, waste of memory on the Warner Bros server. At least wb doesn't take himself seriously. You take yourself seriously and it is beyond pathetic.


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:28:07 PST 1997
my friend is threatening to injure me. I have to go now. Ulysses - what the hell are you talking about?!! Goodbye.


FROM: A man who needs no introduction
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:27:36 PST 1997
Bye-Bye


FROM: McLuedtur.d
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:27:30 PST 1997
Volty rhymes with Bolty and that spells Moon. Or something like that.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:26:16 PST 1997
Scaring you is not my plan. But there you go again, with so many names, why have you lashed yourself to that one like Ulysses in a Siren Concert?


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:26:07 PST 1997
sjiwjifjejmfm............sq &&&&&0f0e0ife


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:25:15 PST 1997
Squelchy! How are you! (As if I don't know....)


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:24:51 PST 1997
ha - you're a nasty piece of work Mr Volty. You do not scare me. Big waves do - but i live off of the fear.


FROM: Squelchy
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:24:12 PST 1997
WELL DONE!!?? The boy is demented.


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:23:29 PST 1997
as I sprang from my mother's womb, the nurse handed me a book entitled "English - your language". i really wanted the swedish one, but i was too small to grab for it.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:23:27 PST 1997
WB mentioned my name because, having not discovered that he is merely the atavistic artist aspect of me (a fecal-smearing cave painter) he instead believes that he is in love with me. Then there is Chewing Wax, a me who is in arrested adolescence, who is blind jealous of the attention I pay WB.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:22:26 PST 1997
Solano Beach, are you having fun yet? You certainly have a very pronounced personality which comes over in your postings. Well done.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:21:29 PST 1997
Oh, McLoot, how are you (as if I don't know, since you're me!)


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:21:03 PST 1997
wb - whoever, he/she may be, mentioned your name, many, many times. In fact, I'll probably be dreaming of it as surf through the waves this afternoon. I'm certainly not you, but I am not me (oh, yes, smooth quotation!)


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:20:48 PST 1997
English is fine. But how did you choose it? Doesn't language get imprinted fairly early in a youngster's life? Did someone ask you as an infant, "eh, little pooper, what'll it be, English?"


FROM: Volty
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:19:56 PST 1997
Don't isult the language by referring to it as Enlish. I think I luv' Cushca!


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:19:28 PST 1997
Cushca is me. But you know that already, don't you....


FROM: "Volty" -- yah, that's it!
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:18:36 PST 1997
It's very interesting that "volty" was mentioned in passing once and you pounced on that word amongst many and have not let it out of your mind. If I were the egomaniac YOU have made me out to be, I'd be flattered. However, I am smart, and what I have figured out is that you are me. There, you can't get one over on me, you bastard!


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:18:11 PST 1997
Is my English unsatisfactory to you Mr Volty?


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:17:24 PST 1997
I said I came from Solana Beach, CA. i thought Cushca left a while back.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:16:46 PST 1997
Which language did you choose? Certainly not english...


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:16:30 PST 1997
you must be the one known as VOLTY! Yah!!! This is fun! i'm learning fast!


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:16:24 PST 1997
You're all mental......


FROM: Sliverbrains
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:16:15 PST 1997
I live in Cleveland, Ohio, land of the Great Lard Mountain. Where are you from, Soly?


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:15:40 PST 1997
who's Queenie? Latin? I chose another language.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:15:12 PST 1997
Yah, i am willybee. And volty. And so are you! See, now they know (darnit!) that I am talking to myself. Actually I was Myk too. Hi Mooch (that's me).


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:12:57 PST 1997
hang on (damn, this is addictive!). Are you wb, nameless one?


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:11:43 PST 1997
Well, it looks like everyone is really going, so I'll gracefully surrender the PC. I'm NOT volty! Goodbye.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:11:00 PST 1997
That's what I've always said.


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:10:33 PST 1997
hello and goodbye m. Nick Drake gives every person want they want.


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:09:52 PST 1997
I gotta go, talk later Solana...er volty...or whoever you might be!


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:09:44 PST 1997
Yah, you're volty. I am not!


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:09:26 PST 1997
Solana must be latin for "Queenie"


FROM: m
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:09:10 PST 1997
"from the morning"..is very relaxing to me..but the codeine is also helping a lot...I'll be back when my back behaves..be positive..I hear birds..heh heh..


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:08:35 PST 1997
what is your problem? you don't still think I'm volty do you?


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:08:13 PST 1997
don'T


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:07:38 PST 1997
They're gone, you don'y have to play the game anymore.


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:07:32 PST 1997
am I talking to wb? or volty? or who? or probably no-one!


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:06:33 PST 1997
Hey! I didn't say I liked Counting Crows did I?


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:05:42 PST 1997
i'm still waiting for the fun I've been promised. My friend is mighty p--sed with me using his PC.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:05:34 PST 1997
Counting Crows SUCK!


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:04:38 PST 1997
Round Here is a song by Counting Crows.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:04:32 PST 1997
herE


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:04:19 PST 1997
Oh.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:03:21 PST 1997
'round who?


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:02:56 PST 1997
taken on a purely musical level, Pink Moon is supremely relaxing. Listen to the lyrics, however, and you're heart will break.


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:02:05 PST 1997
Oh yeah, hello mooch, glad your feeling better. You are extremely important 'round her.


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:01:58 PST 1997
fun eh? hit me!


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:01:19 PST 1997
I know what ersatz means. it's German for substitute or something like that isn't it? In Solana Beach we surf and hang out at the Belly-Up. Robyn played there a few years back.


FROM: Slykew
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:01:06 PST 1997
Solana, you have taken on a role you cannot be believable in. Either that or you are a might too clever. Either way, you're in for some FuuuN!


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 12 10:01:01 PST 1997
Pink Moon relaxing???!!! That album devastated me when I first heard it last night. I cried!!


FROM: Slykew.
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:59:33 PST 1997
Erstazzz is the name of Robyn's long lost Soft Boys album. George Martin produced with Brian Eno as engineer, or was it Eno produced with Paul McCartney engineering. Anyway, that's what Ersazz is. Solana, that's a type of California wine, isn't it?


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:59:11 PST 1997
What a rotten day, thank god it's almost over. Think I'll let my mind atrophy this weekend.


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:59:02 PST 1997
I've been called a lot things, but never a California demon! What has this volty guy done wrong, anyhow?


FROM: m
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:58:44 PST 1997
Good day all...I've managed to prop myself up for a couple of minutes. hello a big Myk,Mr.Wax,rOb,(the money's in the mail,e-mail me when you get it,if you could.)Cushca,Wb,Mclooed,potato fan eh?...hmmm..hey Voltaic,(keep on sketching)I have pink moon playing as I type this,it is very relaxing.I'm slowly recovering..take care all,get well Sleepy..later


FROM: Slykew
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:57:45 PST 1997
Solana's been around for just a few minutes, and already denying her/his true California demon identity. Hmmm.


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:57:25 PST 1997
Hmmm, my lunch is about over. Guess I should get back to work.


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:57:10 PST 1997
ok, i don't want to leave now (small fight with friend has just ensued, ensuring I get more time at his computer!) i'm really intrigued as to who you think I am? what is this ersatz business, as well?


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:55:31 PST 1997
well, i'm off for some lunch, so i'll say farewell to our ailing cushca. chicken soup and rest, young lady. no more staying up and watching films about aquatic vegetables!


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:55:20 PST 1997
They're all so NAIVE!!! HA HA HA HA HA


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:53:54 PST 1997
You "ersazzzzzz" robyn fans really believe Solana is new blood? I smell anonym-a.s.s. all over that action.


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:53:51 PST 1997
wb, I can't leave with a comment like that. i'm not volty!!! Gotta split.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:53:18 PST 1997
Well, I'm off now. Friday's not Friday if I don't get trolleyed. Have good ones, each and every one of you. Try and be good. See you.


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:52:34 PST 1997
Talk (type actually) to you later Volty!


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:51:49 PST 1997
hello again Cushca. Bad timing on my behalf, I'm afraid. Thanks for the compliment though! Goodbye.


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:51:19 PST 1997
"lend me 10 pounds, I'll buy you a drink"


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:51:07 PST 1997
bye solana. nice to meet you!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:50:28 PST 1997
earlier we were discussing the weekend, and i didn't respond. how rude. now i will. tonite i'll likely go see my friends' band play, and likely go hiking tomorrow, despite the cold. our UK pals are in town, so we have to keep them entertained!


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:50:25 PST 1997
friend wants his computer back now. Gotta go. Have a good weekend.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:50:23 PST 1997
Solana - thank you so much. It is nice, isn't it. You seem so much nicer than all the other rotten boys on here.


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:49:24 PST 1997
Everyone leave?


FROM: willybee
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:48:44 PST 1997
Cushca, think about my job offer over the weekend. Let me know.


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:46:26 PST 1997
Reel them in, they're keepers!


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:46:18 PST 1997
All the crazies live in California!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:46:16 PST 1997
ah, she snuck in! yeah, cushcagirl, i'm a little low on chat too. except that i may go to atlanta for new year's. i have a strong suspicion that robyn will not be there.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:45:44 PST 1997
Oh Cushca, I hope you feel better soon. Got any plans this weekend?


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:45:07 PST 1997
There is a large element of insanity here, he also live in Cal. He doesn't realize nobody want's him. Chats are fun.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:45:06 PST 1997
what a delightful hybrid it is. where is cushca? hopefully she isn't done with us today.


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:44:59 PST 1997
hello Cushca - that's a really nice name. Was Robyn playing in the US or Britain?


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:43:34 PST 1997
I am devoid of chit-chat


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:43:18 PST 1997
The one we call Sleepy, who saddly is sick today, sees Robyn constantly. She just saw him play Wednesday night.


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:42:35 PST 1997
CW, your right.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:42:15 PST 1997
Most of us can't chat at work so scheduling become difficult. We've tried it before. It was pretty fun. This board is a hybrid, somewhere between e-mail and chatting. It is unique.


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:41:38 PST 1997
There seems to be a tiny element of insanity on this message board. Insanity is not always a bad thing, of course. has anyone seen Robyn play recently?


FROM: Robot
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:38:28 PST 1997
Danger, Will Robinson. Danger. Scotsmen lurk in the shadows, ready to force their "chips" on you!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:36:51 PST 1997
Very glad to help. wb - Michelle sounds too good for you.


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:36:09 PST 1997
Have any of you ever done a 'real-time' chat? That's really cool. this site is fun, but a little slow-moving.


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:33:33 PST 1997
Thank you! I've been wondering (not constantly though!) what that word was for about twelve years.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:32:33 PST 1997
Yes. That is what it is.


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:32:06 PST 1997
Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl, so I could 'loofa' myself in the shower. Is that what you're saying it is then?


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:30:23 PST 1997
why can't you write Hitchc--k on here? That seems pretty dumb.


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:29:31 PST 1997
Hello Chewing Wax and wb. I only found this site by accident. My friend is letting me use his computer for a while. what's your favorite Robyn Hitchc--k track?


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:28:10 PST 1997
Hey, I'm on the upswing! Thanks Michelle!


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:26:10 PST 1997
We enjoy Robyn, some have more knowledge than others. I am one of the weakers ones.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:25:54 PST 1997
Hey Solana - I'm surprised no one else answered you, whoever you are. loofa n : dried fibrous part of the gourdlike fruit of a plant of the genus Luffa; used as a washing sponge or strainer [syn: loofah, luffa, loufah sponge]


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:25:44 PST 1997
Solana Beach, CA. I wasn't very inventive with my name, was I?? You?


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:24:50 PST 1997
So Solana, where do you reside?


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:23:31 PST 1997
well, this is a strange site. I try to post something and people think I'm someone else. Are you all monster Robyn fans?


FROM: willybee
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:23:10 PST 1997
McLuedt, I'm beyond help!


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:21:39 PST 1997
wb, I don't know who volty is. I told you. what's wrong with him? What do I do that's so like him?


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:21:00 PST 1997
Is Cushca still here?


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:20:24 PST 1997
Who are you McLuedt? what are you talking about?


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:20:00 PST 1997
Solana=Voltaic, you could of had me going. why give up?


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:19:45 PST 1997
no-one's here now. I hope Robyn plays in the US next year.


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:18:54 PST 1997
willybugger, seek help. yeh cheese eatin'load of donut lard. an' I mean tha' in a helpful way, yuh should stop givin' oot recipes wi' nasty sea creatures involved in a chop an' fry at my expense yeh greasy, overmedicated,raisen bun.


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:17:35 PST 1997
i like Nick Drake though.


FROM: Solana
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:16:43 PST 1997
I don't think Robyn's so uncouth as to mean anything rude about the ? myself in the shower line. I'm not volty. Who's volty?


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:11:32 PST 1997
i would think that the people here are so "bright' it would be easily figured out. road is a very good tune volty.


FROM: <Solana Beach>
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:09:17 PST 1997
'road' is really good


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:08:48 PST 1997
thanks for using my name on that last posting, wb. truly childish. ugh... why do you do that? such a cardinal sin to usurp another's name on a message board!


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:08:25 PST 1997
Cushca, I'll be needing my own secretary come spring, early summer. Want the job?


FROM: Solana Beach
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:08:11 PST 1997
Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl, so I could ? myself in the shower. what is that word?


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:06:59 PST 1997
it's me, dupis. yes i am avery weak individual in this world. sorry if it upsets you.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:04:40 PST 1997
god, i wish sleepy were her. cushca your a doll, but sleepy is fr more superior to you.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:04:38 PST 1997
this is coming from a person who won't or can't identify himself. so easy to snipe from protective cover. how weak.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:02:33 PST 1997
yes, they are.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Dec 12 09:01:14 PST 1997
stupid? hardly. by posing it, i just got to hear an amusing story about a short french chef you once dated. questions i pose are never stupid.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Dec 12 08:58:50 PST 1997
I had a liaison with a Frenchman once. Chef. Marvellous. Short lived though. Too short. Him. Not me. Why the stupid question?


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Dec 12 08:47:35 PST 1997
have you ever dated an american guy, cushca? just curious. or have you dated any non-british guys?


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 08:34:02 PST 1997
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to close my eyes and pretend I'm somebody else.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 08:32:58 PST 1997
This is all so very uninteresting.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Dec 12 08:29:53 PST 1997
You'll be sad to know that no man will ever come between me and Sleepy. Well, apart from Mr Buxton of course. That's a different matter entirely.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Dec 12 08:27:42 PST 1997
heh heh... yeah, mr wax, i must tread carefully on a day like today. cushca will tolerate no rival for my affections! i just hope she doesn't challenge sleepy to a duel. giggle.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 08:25:21 PST 1997
OH NO!!! The dreaded manic depressive downslide!!


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 08:21:11 PST 1997
Somedays the sun just doesn't want to shine I suppose. Lust and greed are wasted energy, according to the Man!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Dec 12 08:20:12 PST 1997
Oooh Myk - you stepped in it this time. I had to claw my way back into her good graces. The key, of course, is not to mention Sleepy. Sleepy who? you might ask.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 08:16:46 PST 1997
WOW! They've got books on puberty, this opens up a new world for me!


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 08:15:15 PST 1997
When I was green,green as the hill/where flowers grow, and the sun shone still/ now I'm darker than the deepest sea/.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Dec 12 08:13:53 PST 1997
HA! with such wonderful things that you say, how can you expect me to do anything other than adore you? sure, i miss sleepy, but you have my heart pinned under your stiletto heel, and i don't seem to mind! (yes, this is the part where i giggle.)


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Dec 12 08:08:16 PST 1997
Myk - Well that's just marvellous. I'm ill, I'm tired, I have mountains of work to do and yet when I make an attempt to rise out of the quagmire of paper that is my office to talk to you, all I get is that you'd rather be talking to someone else. Ta. (please see CW re: incurring the wrath of Cushca, Mythology section, downstairs library, on the shelf next to the gimp reading up on puberty)


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Dec 12 08:07:26 PST 1997
sorry to hear it, wb. is that you, wb? damn this anonymous stuff! heh heh.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 08:00:20 PST 1997
I'm not glad at all, about anything!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Dec 12 07:59:46 PST 1997
damn.... i miss sleepy. it's been ages since i've chatted with her. well, maybe not AGES...


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Dec 12 07:58:09 PST 1997
i'm glad you're glad i'm glad.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Dec 12 07:56:45 PST 1997
I'm glad you're glad.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Dec 12 07:47:29 PST 1997
ok, i'm back. hope i didn't miss much. sorry to hear that you feel ca-ca, cushcagirl. i like that bit about the atlantic hindrance.


FROM: Dr. Spock
DATE: Fri Dec 12 07:45:11 PST 1997
The MB has no pulse, no brain activity, shows no signs of life. Shall we notify it's next of kin'?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Dec 12 07:23:49 PST 1997
Sorry wb.


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 12 07:19:51 PST 1997
HEY, HEY! Watch what you say, I'm very sensitive.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Dec 12 07:09:33 PST 1997
Yes. Buffalo and Cleveland even share the same lake right here in the middle of Texas.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Dec 12 07:07:25 PST 1997
God bless the Atlantic and all those she hinders.......


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Dec 12 07:06:18 PST 1997
Cushca, think how I feel. He lives only 180 miles away from me.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Dec 12 06:59:09 PST 1997
Er, hello. I can think of nothing to say except that you worry me greatly.


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 12 06:45:33 PST 1997
With every second that passes, I feel less and lees the beat of ny heart without you. Cushca-Cushca-Cushca


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 12 06:42:33 PST 1997
mmmmmmmmmmmm, Crawfish tonite....maybe!


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 12 06:41:50 PST 1997
AAARRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (to be said in a Charlie Brown sort of way)


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Dec 12 06:28:47 PST 1997
I hope you're not coming down with it. Anyhow, where would I get fresh seas cuc-mber around here? That recipe has got me a hankering for it.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Dec 12 06:04:49 PST 1997
Well I have to say I don't feel particularly awesome. I feel ca-ca.