FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 12 06:02:17 PST 1997
Cushca-CushcaCushca, sorry I can't think right now. Everyone is spazzing out on me, don't know why, I didn't do anything wrong. CW shame on you, video games at your age. Send Sleepy my love! I don't eat sea cuc-mbers, I's like conch though!mmmmm goood. gotta run, literally, my boss is after me with a baseball bat. YIKES!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Dec 12 05:59:19 PST 1997
BLOSSOMS


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Dec 12 05:56:54 PST 1997
Cuscha, you're awesome all on your own, but that's sad about Sleepy being sick. They say it's going around. Bleeding out the eyes, soft tender innards, ringing in the ears and the constant order of orange blossums.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Dec 12 05:50:33 PST 1997
Sleepy is still quite ill, which is why she has left me to fend for myself today. Bad plan.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Dec 12 05:46:14 PST 1997
yeah Lara! tomb raider is fun fun fun! gotta run for a bit... enjoy the morning/afternoon.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Dec 12 05:42:30 PST 1997
wb - no Pink Moon yet. Soon. Very soon. First I have to buy Tomb Raider II. I rented it for ten days and finally had to give it back. Maybe I could get both, but such extravagant spending on myself just before Christmas would fill me with guilt


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Dec 12 05:41:59 PST 1997
so where is sleepy? i thought she was going to be in today. i just read about the heathrow fire... quite a big one.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Dec 12 05:37:17 PST 1997
Yes my lovely?


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 12 05:33:44 PST 1997
Cushca-Cushca-Cushca-Cushca-Cushca-Cushca-Cushca!!!


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 12 05:32:43 PST 1997
Volty's up early, CW did you pick up Pink Moon? Busy, busy, busy, busy!!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Dec 12 05:25:23 PST 1997
willybee, you are insane. i mean this in the nicest, most complimentary sort of way!


FROM: McLeudt
DATE: Fri Dec 12 05:22:46 PST 1997
Here's an old Scot recipe for sea cucmbers, chips and eggs and black pudding: 1.Cut the sea cuc-mbers at the stomach, and gut. Leave whole. Hard-boil the pigeon eggs, let cool and shell. Halve the cabbage hearts lengthwise and chop into 2 1/2 inch (7cm) sections. 2.Rub the sea cuc-mbers with 1 tsp. of the salt. Plunge into boiling water for 2 minutes, remove and drain. Blanch the cabbage hearts briefly in the salted boiling water, remove, drain and set aside. 3.Put the sea cuc-mbers in a wok and add the soy sauce, the remaining 1 tsp. salt, the rice wine, sugar, scallions, ginger, chicken stock, and MSG(optional). Bring to a boil and simmer for 2 minutes. Add the cornstarch-water mixture and cook, stirring, until thickened. Arrange the sea cuc-mbers and cabbage hearts alternately in a circle on a plate, and sprinkle with the melted chicken fat. 4.Heat the oil in a wok until the oil surface ripples. Add the eggs and deep-fry until golden. Arrange the eggs around the sea cuc-mbers and serve.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Dec 12 05:16:37 PST 1997
good to hear, my sweet. i wish i could comfort you in your time of sleep deprivation. sea cuc-mbers are cruel in that they don't care about our sleep needs... they're so cruel, their very name is censored here.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Dec 12 05:12:07 PST 1997
If it were a choice between Sleepy and Sleep, I'm afraid to say that I would choose the latter. I'm fighting a losing battle. By the way, no-one was hurt at Heathrow.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Dec 12 05:08:57 PST 1997
there was a BK broiler at Heathrow? ugh! i hope no one was hurt. i vaguely recall eating a burger there, though i don't remember if it was McD or BK... either way, a good torching of the place could only improve that miserable meal.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Dec 12 05:05:54 PST 1997
Moring Myk. Was Sleepy up all night fighting that Burger King fire at Heathrow? That's just like her.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Dec 12 05:01:07 PST 1997
videos about sea cuc-mbers.... hmmm... sounds like the sort of thing my roommates watch. i never know what i'll see them watching. good morning!


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 12 04:57:17 PST 1997
It's going to be a loooooong day!


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Dec 12 04:41:00 PST 1997
Afternoon dear. Indeed they are. But because of them I am struggling. A lot. And Sleepy is not here either. God help me.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Dec 12 04:31:28 PST 1997
Morning everybody. Hey Cushca. Sea cuc-mbers are good.


FROM: willybee
DATE: Fri Dec 12 03:44:10 PST 1997
Got's to go, catchup with you later. Until then, may your day be pleasent. p.s. Give Sleepy a kiss for me!


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 12 03:36:43 PST 1997
Heh Heh, zzzzzzzzzzzzz


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Dec 12 03:32:15 PST 1997
Indeed so. But I'm very tired because I stayed up too late watching videos of sea cuc-mbers believe it or not. It's a full life.


FROM: willybee
DATE: Fri Dec 12 03:29:33 PST 1997
Hello Cushca-Cushca-Cushca, I'TS Friday!!! Woo-Hoo!


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Dec 12 03:25:30 PST 1997
Hello matey. How are you today?


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 03:21:45 PST 1997
uh-huh!


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Dec 12 03:16:25 PST 1997
Myk-CW-wb - I something you; do you what-not me???


FROM:
DATE: Fri Dec 12 03:11:03 PST 1997
!


FROM: what an odd smell it was.
DATE: Thu Dec 11 21:28:34 PST 1997
Goodies "Pepperonidonuts and Breads" made with lard,lint, and steam. 6089 State Rd Cleveland, OH


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Thu Dec 11 21:01:43 PST 1997
Me too, Myk...although I will give Nick Drake a shot. so, Pink Moon is the one to get, eh?


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 20:14:30 PST 1997
my familiarity with nick is minimal, but after reading about him and hearing a song or two, i'm certainly intrigued. as for the mats, hooded's comments about it should be enough incentive for anyone to buy it. i will get it the next time i'm in a record shop, unless i forget, which i have a tendency to do. i suffer from "short-term recorded music senility", a serious disability that seems to be untreatable.


FROM: hooded
DATE: Thu Dec 11 18:54:53 PST 1997
I never said the 'enhancements' were any good did I? Did I say, I whole-heartedly approve? The MUSIC is really good though, especially 'Like A Rolling Pin', they do it obviously under the influence to the tune of 'like a rolling stone', you can hear beer bottles clinking in the background. See, I didn't say Replacements once. What else am I supposed to buy? Certainly not BeeGees? Who else here thinks Nick Drake is a must buy for the die hard feg?


FROM:
DATE: Thu Dec 11 18:51:07 PST 1997
Ock!!


FROM: twinkieThorazine
DATE: Thu Dec 11 18:48:47 PST 1997
"I run into frustrated Germans in the streets all the time who can't find anyone in the hotel who can speak to them," he said. "But because I'm short, I can't find a job in tourism no matter how many languages I speak." bumcan pushed his shopping cart through the Safeway. stores that lined the streets near his home. He was still a cleveland bonehead at heart.


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Thu Dec 11 18:41:23 PST 1997
Tha' was very clever tiny willy you should be fried twice wi' a bit a' bacon.you dirk.tha' other post wis not me.


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Thu Dec 11 18:33:09 PST 1997
Myk, you familiar with The Drake? How 'bout chips, ya' like ta' little bugga's?


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Thu Dec 11 18:26:14 PST 1997
willybugger, seek help. yeh cheese eatin'load of donut lard. an' I mean tha' in a helpful way, yuh smelly daft scunner.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 18:25:14 PST 1997
ok ok, no more scatalogical content, please. we'll chase away nice folks like queenie, if it hasn't happened already. this has been painful... my home stereo amp has been in the shop for weeks, and headphones just aren't the same... they're almost done repairing it, although the technician noticed an "odd" smell emanating from the amp. i hope it's just burnoff from when the amp went flambe` supernova on me. what an odd smell it was.


FROM: Scata L. Ogical
DATE: Thu Dec 11 17:19:25 PST 1997
Wa? You can say bastard but not T.U.R.D.?!?!?!!??T.U.R.D.?!?!?!!??T.U.R.D.?!?!?!!??T.U.R.D.?!?!?!!??T.U.R.D.?!?!?!!??T.U.R.D.?!?!?!!??T.U.R.D.?!?!?!!??T.U.R.D.?!?!?!!??T.U.R.D.?!?!?!!??T.U.R.D.?!?!?!!??T.U.R.D.?!?!?!!??T.U.R.D.?!?!?!!??T.U.R.D.?!?!?!!??T.U.R.D.?!?!?!!??T.U.R.D.?!?!?!!??T.U.R.D.?!?!?!!??T.U.R.D.?!?!?!!??T.U.R.D.?!?!?!!??T.U.R.D.?!?!?!!??T.U.R.D.?!?!?!!??T.U.R.D.?!?!?!!??T.U.R.D.?!?!?!!??T.U.R.D.?!?!?!!??T.U.R.D.?!?!?!!??T.U.R.D.?!?!?!!??T.U.R.D.?!?!?!!??T.U.R.D.?!?!?!!??


FROM: McLuersatz
DATE: Thu Dec 11 17:18:43 PST 1997
I dunno wot yer'd speakin' of, t--d! Get off my arse, I 'aven't scdddewed a man since college, and thot's a fact!


FROM: Harry Stains
DATE: Thu Dec 11 17:17:47 PST 1997
Hey ya's. Where's that big scotsman? I need a good thwacking up-side my head. Where's yer shilalee, ya red-haired stupid bastard?!?!?! Come over here 'un thwack me, ya brain-dead son of a!!!!!!!!!


FROM: Bolton Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DATE: Thu Dec 11 17:15:52 PST 1997
Barry Manilow Couldn't Carry Michael Bolton's Hair Piece Container! No really, they're too heavy to lift.


FROM: Bolton Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DATE: Thu Dec 11 17:14:58 PST 1997
Nick Drake couldn't carry Michael Bolton's hair piece.


FROM: Honest!
DATE: Thu Dec 11 17:14:05 PST 1997
We'd never follow you. Really! I promise. Giggle giggle. No! Really! Never. Snicker snicker. Hmm. Dum-dee-dum dum-da-dum.......


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Thu Dec 11 15:47:05 PST 1997
Gee, that last post has a slight twinge of paranoia to it, no? "Did you follow me here?" Must be those 200 hits, eh Myk?


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Thu Dec 11 15:41:52 PST 1997
The way I understand it, mooch's order is in the post. I humbly await it's arrival. To the person who posted as alex mutton, who are you? Are you the alex mutton I know? Did you follow me here?


FROM: wb
DATE: Thu Dec 11 15:28:54 PST 1997
Place to be has got to be the most incredible tune I've come across this year. (no offense to Robyn)


FROM: wb
DATE: Thu Dec 11 15:12:51 PST 1997
Whoever brought up N.D. today, Thank You! What a terribly "lonely" album, reminds me of The East River Pipe Band. With that said, I'm going to "glue myself together", I feel the need to talk to another living person.


FROM: wb
DATE: Thu Dec 11 15:07:26 PST 1997
!!WOW!!


FROM: Chewin gWax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 14:41:17 PST 1997
Hey rOb. Hey willybee. Hey rOb, has mooch ordered your album? And what happened to Queenie? I miss her.


FROM: wb
DATE: Thu Dec 11 14:35:49 PST 1997
Open cd player, drop in Pink Moon, close cd player, hit play, more posts as events warrant.....


FROM: alex mutton <Ummo@concentric.net>
DATE: Thu Dec 11 13:11:42 PST 1997
ROBYN COULD YOU GET ME A TICKET?HEY THANKS.email me .


FROM: alex mutton <Ummo@concentric.net>
DATE: Thu Dec 11 13:10:14 PST 1997
HEY BABY! HOWS IT HOLDEN UP?LOVE YOUR STUFF ROBYN.ROBYN


FROM: Snnoop Nasta Dog
DATE: Thu Dec 11 12:50:30 PST 1997
Well placed, comma Chewing Wax! Well placed, comma Chewing Wax! Well placed, comma Chewing Wax! Well placed, comma Chewing Wax! Well placed, comma Chewing Wax!


FROM: No drugs for me
DATE: Thu Dec 11 12:27:28 PST 1997
i bought ski pants and everything


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 12:23:00 PST 1997
yeah, i miss Queenie too. i hope she returns. 200 hits for rob! (webpage hits, i should specify).


FROM: Chewin gWax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 12:22:31 PST 1997
What the hell is up with that? Chewing Wax. Chewing Wax Chewing Wax. There. I think I have it back. Chewing Wax. Yes. The rhythm is back. Ahhh. I was getting concerned. Bye wb. Later dude. I'm going to see if Pink Moon is around.


FROM: wb
DATE: Thu Dec 11 12:20:16 PST 1997
Well I'm off, clean up my mess and clock out.


FROM: CW
DATE: Thu Dec 11 12:18:18 PST 1997
200 hits is pretty impressive I'd say.


FROM: Chewin gWax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 12:17:40 PST 1997
Hey rOb. Hey willybee. Hey rOb, has mooch ordered your album? And what happened to Queenie? I miss her.


FROM: rOb. <He counts the hits...>
DATE: Thu Dec 11 12:15:56 PST 1997
I'm coming perilously close to having 200 hits on my web page. Woo-Hoo!


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Thu Dec 11 12:13:30 PST 1997
Goodness, I was rather happy this morning, wasn't I? Don't worry, I'm back to my normal cynical self. And, no, I don't believe South Carolina to be in Texas. That would mean I'd have to have an annoying drawl on every word I.......er, never mind. Remember the Alamo!


FROM: me again
DATE: Thu Dec 11 12:11:10 PST 1997
Did everybody vacate the premises?


FROM: Mr. Knownothing
DATE: Thu Dec 11 12:04:50 PST 1997
Hmm, think I'll have to pick up Nick Drake tonite to see what all this hubbub is about.


FROM: Mr. Knownothing
DATE: Thu Dec 11 12:02:54 PST 1997
To show your pet the most love, jab it with sharpened sticks! Thank you and Patbless


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 11:56:06 PST 1997
oh good... they're empty... ok, i hung up the phone with the Buffalo animal shelter. yeah, dogs go nuts over empty 2 liter bottles, since they can't get their jaws around 'em... they end up propelling the bottles across the room!


FROM: Chewin gWax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 11:48:46 PST 1997
Dear SPCA - empty soft plastic pop bottles. They love it. Really they do.


FROM: Chewin gWax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 11:43:59 PST 1997
Now my coworker is giving them pop bottle beatings on the head. Dogs love pop bottle beatings.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 11:42:11 PST 1997
Zeus and Blue have come in for a rare visit here in the auxilary office. No drugs for me. Just good clean natural high on life stuff. That and all I've had to eat all day were two delicious grapefruits. Dogs love grapefruit seeds!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 11:35:15 PST 1997
i see that the drugs purchased for the extended cold and flu season have activated. enjoy the rush, pal...


FROM: Chewin gWax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 11:30:40 PST 1997
No wait. I've told a lie. It's cold and miserable and there is twenty feet of snow on the ground. Brrrr.


FROM: Chewin gWax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 11:29:29 PST 1997
Oh no. That's the beauty of living in a city on the shores of a lake heated to a comfortable 92 degrees by underwater volcanic activity. Twenty miles to the south it's a winter wonderland but here, well, I can reach out my window and pick a fresh mango from the tree.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 11:24:01 PST 1997
20! damn. of course, to have such a rich skiing environment nearby i'd have to live in a colder, snowier area. brr...


FROM: Chewin gWax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 11:18:16 PST 1997
The best place , Holiday Valley, is about an hour or so drive from here but it's very nice. They already have twenty trails open apparently.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 11:07:20 PST 1997
i bet you guys have killer skiing all winter long!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 11:06:46 PST 1997
there are cool places in pennsylvania, and some weaker places west of here in virginia. White Tail, Liberty, and Roundtop are the favorites up north, i guess.


FROM: Chewin gWax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 11:00:52 PST 1997
Volty went away huh? A quick punctuation lesson and then he's off. Where do you ski around there?


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 10:56:14 PST 1997
a knee injury on a snowboard? how odd! usually you just land on your arms or your a--... oh well, sorry to hear of it. last year i bought ski pants and everything, but i blew off the ski trip due to schedule conflicts.. ain't that just like life?


FROM: Chewin gWax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 10:45:32 PST 1997
I've never tried snow boarding but I've heard the learning curve is much easier. My brother tore his knee up pretty good snow boarding. I'm not sure what he was doing when it happened.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 10:42:14 PST 1997
due to bad timing and that sort of thing, i've never gone skiing! this year will be different, though i'm going to learn to snowboard rather than ski. (i can skateboard better than i can ice skate... that's my reasoning). besides, i'd rather break a wrist than injure a knee, and i can adequately protect my wrists.


FROM: Chewin gWax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 10:38:06 PST 1997
I can't seem to type my posting name correctly so I'm not going to bother to change it anymore. They tried to make this news but it was very contrived. This city really doesn't skip a beat. Ski country down south got another fourteen inches though. Time to buy a new pair of skis I think.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 10:35:46 PST 1997
yeah, i'm barely here. this week is quite busy. glad to hear that the pups are successfully defending the area. that's not too much snow, by your standards. in dc, people would be jumping out of windows at that point. the newscasters are quite upset that they've had no snow to get hysterical about, and thus, boost ratings.


FROM: Mr. Ersatz
DATE: Thu Dec 11 10:32:52 PST 1997
inces?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 10:29:32 PST 1997
Hey Myk. I thought it was just me and volty having a go at each other. Yes, Blue and Zeus are hopping about barking at terrified passers by. We got seven inces I'd say.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 10:25:48 PST 1997
so, wax, how's ol' Blue doing today? running around with Zeus, i guess. how much snow did you end up getting?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 10:24:24 PST 1997
Oh no, that can't be the same Bendergiddles. I didn't grow up in Buffalo.


FROM: Wizzened Herstory
DATE: Thu Dec 11 10:22:49 PST 1997
Bendergiddles. That name rings a bell....hmmm....oh yes! She had been a male baseball star until the operation. Then she disappeared, only to be discovered years later, a school teacher in Buffalo.


FROM: E B White
DATE: Thu Dec 11 10:21:26 PST 1997
I be black, honky. I ain't be white!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 10:21:19 PST 1997
Mrs. Bendergiddles. Oh the misery. My knuckles still sting from the sharp rap of her ruler. erstaz ertaz erstaz


FROM: Woa. Chill, be calm, little man
DATE: Thu Dec 11 10:17:35 PST 1997
Such, anger Chewing Wax! Must have had a cruel teacher way back when eh,?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 10:14:35 PST 1997
Or should that have been a semi colon, Mr. Punctuation erstaz erstaz erstaz.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 10:12:32 PST 1997
Yeh yeh sphincter head. I knew that comma was wrong the moment I hit Post. We can't all be perfect with every post like you. Who the hell are you anyway, E.B. White?


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Thu Dec 11 10:12:27 PST 1997
We dont use out back, we have an indoor dunny,you gowk.an'you wont giggle with your head up your clootch.


FROM: Dr. Giggles
DATE: Thu Dec 11 10:07:41 PST 1997
McLeudt, what's your favorite thing about the outback?


FROM: Nipsy McRussell
DATE: Thu Dec 11 10:06:50 PST 1997
I's outta here, black! Word to yo motha. Peace in the mideast! Yo!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 10:06:21 PST 1997
i've really have missed quite a bit lately. things are spinning out a bit further from the center. this might be a good thing.


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Thu Dec 11 10:05:52 PST 1997
I'll lard your head an' stuff it up your clootch, pale boy.


FROM: Mr. Hepper (Hole... Ding Dong! .... Yah! Yah!)
DATE: Thu Dec 11 10:05:48 PST 1997
Well placed, comma Chewing Wax!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 10:04:58 PST 1997
He reminds me of Care taker Willy only without the wit.


FROM: Dr. Giggles
DATE: Thu Dec 11 10:02:56 PST 1997
McLuedt, I've a surgeon's knife and the steadiness of a long-distance snot-blower if you'd like me to fix that tongue problem. Great Australian accent, by the way! G'day, mate!


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Thu Dec 11 10:02:02 PST 1997
AHH,I'm oot a' here.I'll see you wonderbread chuzzlers anouther time.think chips,live happy, use lard.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:59:50 PST 1997
You've got hair in places, most people haven't got brains


FROM: Dr. Giggles
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:58:36 PST 1997
giggle giggle


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:57:53 PST 1997
Who me?


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:57:39 PST 1997
In Glassgow,On Byres Road, check out the record store inside John Smiths bookshop... very good range of indie, psychedelia and imports. Sadly, Cafe Manana is no more.they made Great chips!!.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:56:29 PST 1997
You especially CW.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:55:08 PST 1997
Bye Cushca.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:53:52 PST 1997
Bye boys. Be good.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:52:19 PST 1997
bye sleepy! bye cruel cushca! giggle.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:52:15 PST 1997
Bye Sleepy. Don't operate any heavy machinery.


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:48:46 PST 1997
The last Barrowlands gig was one of tha'best I've seen ,but tha'was in May. I arrived 1/2 way through the V-Roys, and they were excellent.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:48:40 PST 1997
I'm going soon. Have a good day everyone. These tablets are great... Bye. x


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:43:37 PST 1997
101 Strings - yeah, Deni is fabulous on the live version of Beautiful Queen. I couldn't stop humming the part she plays for days afterwards. Storefront Hitchc--k is going to be great. I'm flying into dreamspace...


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:43:26 PST 1997
besides,marilyn Manson is too spooky for my tastes..


FROM: Kevin Costner, man of many accents (all bad)
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:41:37 PST 1997
McLuedt, weren't you an extra in Braveheart? I thought I saw you get decapitated for sounding even less like a Scot than the star, Melvin.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:40:57 PST 1997
CW - I may have been wrong about my earlier identification. I'm in a 'flu tablet dream haze - it's great.


FROM: 101 Strings
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:39:24 PST 1997
Deni was even better on the alternate (and live) versions of Beautiful Queen... gave it an east indian quality....


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:38:23 PST 1997
Cushca - that's fantastic. You're like Walt Whitman or maybe more like Pam Ayres.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:38:10 PST 1997
Absolutely lovely poem Cushca. Has she called you witchface yet today? And yes, the opening strings on Sinister are tremendous. They set the mood for the whole album in a way.


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:37:18 PST 1997
no,I live near Kirklee Quadrant,a suburb of Glasgow, Kelvinside.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:34:30 PST 1997
Sleepy is full of snot For a cold she has got And if she had a fever She'd probably feel a bit......hot.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:28:54 PST 1997
So, McLuedt - you go to the Barrowlands a lot then?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:28:10 PST 1997
Speaking of strings, isn't Deni Bonet fab on Sinister But She Was Happy?


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:26:23 PST 1997
are you familliar wi' oor wullie ?you great wax gob.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:26:06 PST 1997
Thanks for that Voltaic. I feel educated. Don't get me wrong. I love the strings.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:25:01 PST 1997
Maybe Irvine Welsh is posting!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:24:18 PST 1997
Would a real Scotsman spell out the words with the accent? You bloody great imposter.


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:23:53 PST 1997
ta',no I'm no' familliar wi' the ghosty types.although my gran reads tea leaves


FROM: ND Fan
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:23:16 PST 1997
yes, chewing wax: String do not unmake a folk album, at least not in the standards of Drake's day: look at Phil Ochs, Roy Harper, Leonard Cohen, et al .... all had the taint of strings on their albums in that era. The great thing about Nicks string sections is that some of them were written and arranged by a school chum of his, a man all of 24 years old and not "qualified" in the professional sense to do a string arrangement. The proof is in the pudding, though.


FROM: Welcome Wagon
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:20:51 PST 1997
Mic-Loogie: Big stupid scots are always welcome here! Sit right down and have a spam sandwich!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:18:42 PST 1997
McLuedt:- are you familiar (so to speak) with the Supernaturals then?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:17:44 PST 1997
CW:- you must get Pink Moon. I was listening to it again the other day - it's so wonderful.


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:17:40 PST 1997
Someone there (willyboke) is slanderin' me and writin' crap attributed to me.I may be a wee bit crazed aboot chips an'blood organ/ entrail pies, but I'm no' as gormless as he's makin' me oot ta' be.I'm a security guard in Glasgow,an'I can use th'computers anytime I want.'till they fire me,the great gits.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:15:36 PST 1997
I guess I don't know what makes folk. Listening to Five Leaves Left, I was surprised that folk music would include a large string section in the back ground.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:15:24 PST 1997
Perverse:- Well, we're all a bunch of narcissists then! NDF:- I'm glad Nick's parents were happy about the release of the album - I won't feel guilty any more. Myk - I can't get the sound to work on this computer. CW:- yes, the ND biography is very good, considering Nick's sister and producer declined to give fresh interviews for it. I can't believe it's the only biography on him.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:13:40 PST 1997
I must admit I winced when I saw Peter Gabriel had an interactive CD come out. At least ND wouldn't have had any say in it.


FROM: Van Morrison fan
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:12:50 PST 1997
Oh the mud splattered victims / Have to pay out all along the ancient highway / Torn between half truth and victimization / Fighting back with counter attacks.... ("Rough God Goes Riding) ...would that Nick could have fought a little, like Van has to.


FROM: Dewey D. Ecimal
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:11:03 PST 1997
Drake is nothing if not folk. So he is categorized correctly, given that we have to live in a rigidly categorized police state.


FROM: ND Fan
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:09:46 PST 1997
Chewing Wax: Haven't read the Drake bio. I will if it promises NOT to be an interactive CD. Just a damn book please, with pages, pictures, chapters, etc.


FROM: Perverse
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:08:39 PST 1997
There is something very narcissistic about sending private e-mail and then discussing it on a public forum. Wa?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:08:38 PST 1997
Hey Voltaic or Sleepy, is the ND biography good? I am fascinated about Nick Drake. I can't understand how I could have never heard of him. But, like I said, my local record store hides his work in the folk section, a place I seldom venture.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:06:37 PST 1997
yes, sleepy, i got it and enjoyed it quite a bit. did you get the sound to work, or just the picture?


FROM: Welcome aboard you big dummy!
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:04:09 PST 1997
McLuedt, there is nothing this message board needed more than an obnoxious, stupid, irritating Scot. Thanks for hangin!


FROM: ND Fan
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:02:25 PST 1997
Those home tapes were released with his family's blessing, by the way. They are by all accounts proud of him and touched by the quality and respect of his fans.


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:01:29 PST 1997
willywinkle I've seen th' rubbish you've writ, wi' ma'name attached to it.I'm no' impressed.so, bugger off would yeh? use someone elses name for your pranks you steamin'great, mukkle great tattie. mmmmfluffy chips.


FROM: ND Fan
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:01:17 PST 1997
A cough among friends.... that emotion you describe is what people apparantly felt about him all the time. His was a profoundly sad soul. Sandy Denny was a friend but found it difficult to communicate. John Martyn, a great English folk singer/songwriter in his own right, wrote his best song, Solid Air, about Nick after finding him drifting into the arena of the unwell.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 09:00:32 PST 1997
I'm back from the store. Yes Sleepy, I got your reply. Thanks. Hey Myk - good to see you are alive. Sorry about the annulment. It's that dry desert air.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 08:54:20 PST 1997
Myk - did you get my e:mail? CW: did you get my reply?


FROM: willybee
DATE: Thu Dec 11 08:53:32 PST 1997
It's lunchtime kids, milk and cookies all around!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 08:53:09 PST 1997
I a--ume you're referring to the Tanworth in Arden CD. You can hear him cough during one of the songs. I felt slightly guilty buying the record though, I must say - it seemed very personal. Cough. Robyn. We must talk about Robyn.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 08:51:53 PST 1997
that 2nd posting about me going to vegas was a faux-Myk. wb, please behave. cushca didn't miss me, i noticed. i think i'll sulk now.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 08:50:18 PST 1997
Message for m if he checks in:- I'm glad you escaped the surgeon's knife. Keep well.


FROM: ND Fan
DATE: Thu Dec 11 08:49:33 PST 1997
There are songs in release that Nick actually recorded in his living room....he would spend hours working out tunings and chords, as well as unique rhythms against his vocals. Trying to play along to Nick Drake is not as easy as it might sound -- just a bloke with an acoustic guitar you say? Trying it sometime. It's really great that he is appreciated even this long after he doesn't care. His "neighborhood" church holds a tribute to him once a year, and the gathered sing his songs, or so I have read.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 08:46:01 PST 1997
NDF:- but his songs spoke volumes, of course.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 08:45:29 PST 1997
Hi and bye Myk! NDFan:- I think of Robyn meeting him in the same way. Not on stage at all. For a Gemini, Nick Drake was surprisingly uncommunicative.


FROM:
DATE: Thu Dec 11 08:43:25 PST 1997
DOH!!


FROM: Nick Drake fan
DATE: Thu Dec 11 08:43:17 PST 1997
Nick Drake played fewer times than XTC. He played a few festivals. Some of the shows were "bad" -- Drake was meant to perform in his living room among friends. He was shy and introverted. He was not a live performer. I thought, when I heard Robyn sing the song, less of "seeing Nick" on stage as seeing him strolling down a country lane, if any place at all.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 08:42:55 PST 1997
sorr all, i've been busy. wild night last night, flew to vegas and married a stripper. my friends from london are enjoying the hell out me. gota go, meetings, meetings and more meetings.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 08:41:48 PST 1997
heh heh. hi cushca. i just got into work! sorry i'm late. how are things, my sweet? i hear you enjoyed the doughboy. that's good... i aim to please! greetings to all!


FROM: james tiberius hairweave
DATE: Thu Dec 11 08:40:28 PST 1997
I **instist** that you all hear me say, 'ello!


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Dec 11 08:40:13 PST 1997
Myk, baby where are you?


FROM: McLeudt
DATE: Thu Dec 11 08:33:54 PST 1997
Ock, I 'member when chips were chips, not t'ose fwies ta' liver lipps eet teese says.


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Thu Dec 11 08:33:39 PST 1997
Ock, I 'member when chips were chips, not t'ose fwies ta' liver lipps eet teese says.


FROM: McLeudt
DATE: Thu Dec 11 08:28:17 PST 1997
Texas, you great mutton eating wool picking git


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Dec 11 08:26:17 PST 1997
....I believe in miracles, where are you from........


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Thu Dec 11 08:25:01 PST 1997
The most horrific food memory of my childhood was my grand- dad's instistence that as a 'Scot' (yeah, right) I liked, nay, *loved* porridge wi' salt on it. Blech spit spit groo. Pass the sugar. And leave off all tha' raising the dead stuff.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 08:23:08 PST 1997
Thanks. I've just replied in an equally ineffectual way. Getting e-mail is fun. Myk keeps Cushca's address closely guarded. Gee, I hope wb didn't really go to DC and get him. And Myk was plotting against Adam. Cushca, you are a regular old Helen of Troy.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 08:13:34 PST 1997
I've sent you a slightly ineffectual e:mail.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 08:10:10 PST 1997
Sleepy, you certainly aren't irritating me. Bye wb.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Dec 11 08:08:28 PST 1997
Bye babycakes.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 08:01:39 PST 1997
Bye wb.


FROM: wb
DATE: Thu Dec 11 08:00:13 PST 1997
I'm also leaving, theres work to be done. Now if I can only find someone willing to do it. Bye-Bye all, Cushca-Cushca-Cushca!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:57:46 PST 1997
I feel like I'm being really irritating. I think maybe I should go.


FROM: wb
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:54:32 PST 1997
Aren his shows always acoustic? I don't think I would like to see him any other way.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:52:23 PST 1997
Yeah, but it's not as good as Flesh Number One. Oh wait; I have nothing else to compare it to.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:51:58 PST 1997
Yes. Three of us sat giggling noisily when he played that.


FROM: wb
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:51:14 PST 1997
Trilobite is an AWSOME tune!!!!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:48:01 PST 1997
Not much. I still have Mossy Liquor in it's shrink rap too. I can't find anyone with a turntable.


FROM: wb
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:47:23 PST 1997
I really like the Swedish version!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:45:43 PST 1997
It's a quaint old fashioned way to leave the room. I love that song. I haven't taken my Mossy Liquor out of the shrink rap to hear it in Swedish. And like I said, I still have no turntable.


FROM:
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:41:45 PST 1997
Alright Yeah?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:41:29 PST 1997
At the corner of time and motion. But he said. He said... What else did you ask him?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:39:36 PST 1997
I finally know that Robyn never did see Nick Drake.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:38:38 PST 1997
Come on wb - even I know this one. HA HA HA.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:34:54 PST 1997
Is this just painfully obvious to me?


FROM: wb
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:34:05 PST 1997
I honestly don't know the name of the song! But I know the song itself.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:33:38 PST 1997
Cushca swears constantly doesn't she?


FROM: wb
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:32:51 PST 1997
What do I win? A car, do babes come out in bikinis an kiss me?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:32:00 PST 1997
To quote Cushca: "I haven't got a f--king clue." !


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:31:26 PST 1997
Yes. Anon. Fabulous.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:31:10 PST 1997
ooh ooh ooh. I know I know.


FROM:
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:30:51 PST 1997
....Theres nothing happening to you that means anything at all...


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:30:04 PST 1997
That really is a very nice tape she made for you. My boss has stolen my modem so I've nothing to do except be on the internet. I honestly can't complain.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:30:02 PST 1997
..."apart from Cushca, because I'm gorgeous. Obviously". Was I close?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:27:59 PST 1997
Cushca - can you guess this lyric? "Everyone worries, so much about themselves?"


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:27:39 PST 1997
Flesh Number One. And I've heard ickle bit of Beautiful Queen.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:26:04 PST 1997
Which song deflowered you?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:25:50 PST 1997
I put a lot of love and consideration into my selection.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:25:20 PST 1997
I'VE JUST HEARD A ROBYN SONG!!! I AM NO LONGER A VIRGIN!!! HE'S GREAT!


FROM: SAADOY
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:25:17 PST 1997
Is Cushca-Cushca-Cushca still around?


FROM: willybee
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:24:07 PST 1997
Woo-Hoo!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:23:24 PST 1997
Hey rOb. Is it 34 degress with seven inches of wet snow on the ground in South Carolina too? South Carolina is in Texas you know.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:23:09 PST 1997
I couldn't fit the Higsons onto the tape. And by midnight, I didn't really care.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:21:51 PST 1997
Damned fine songs. What happened to Listening to the Higsons? And I don't know what it just goes to show you. It just does. Wow. This may be watery coffee but I'm getting a buzz off the stuff.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:21:33 PST 1997
G'morning, my fellow posters. What an incredibly dark and dreary winter morning. Apart from that really cold bit, I love it.


FROM: Still and always dreaming of you
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:21:32 PST 1997
'Tis not the sun rising, nor the waves crashing against the shore, nor the the songbirds whose sweet melody soothes the souls of the brutes. But it is you, you my love that makes everyday worthwhile. As long as I know you are still sucking the corrupted air from this vile planet, I shall go on. I would just like to thank you, if I could offer my life to you, I would a thousand times over.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:21:32 PST 1997
G'morning, my fellow posters. What an incredibly dark and dreary winter morning. Apart from that really cold bit, I love it.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:17:52 PST 1997
Just goes to show you what?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:17:20 PST 1997
I chose the following songs:- Flesh Number One, Beautiful Queen, If You Were A Priest, Raymond Chandler Evening, Beautiful Girl, Alright, Yeah, I Often Dream of Trains, Another Bubble, Glass Hotel, I Something You, Airscape, So You Think You're In Love, Chinese Bones and Autumn Is Your Last Chance. Damn fine songs.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:16:02 PST 1997
Very ironic. It just goes to show you...


FROM:
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:14:51 PST 1997
I know who mcleudt is.


FROM: wb
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:14:17 PST 1997
It's a little early for you, isn't it?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:13:48 PST 1997
There's a strange kind of irony in the fact that our best poster knows nothing about Robyn! However, I have a lovely collection of songs to give to her today.


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:13:03 PST 1997
Willywinkle I know McLuedt,and your NO McLuedt!!!your neither use nor ornament.


FROM: willybee
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:12:31 PST 1997
No Iam not McLeudt! Go away Volty!


FROM: wb
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:11:38 PST 1997
IT'S GOING TO BE O.K. Cushca, take deep breaths. inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale, there now don't we feel better?


FROM: willybee
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:10:37 PST 1997
Here's a hint. I'm McLeudt!


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:09:47 PST 1997
I always find that instead of singing along, gentle accompaniment with the pan pipes always goes down well. Although not at Prodigy gigs. Obviously.


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:08:30 PST 1997
No, I left out the mushrooms, and it's 2 eggs. Served on a bed of chips an' porridge. Oh, and a scalding cup o'tea. followed by perspex Island.


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:08:28 PST 1997
No, I left out the mushrooms, and it's 2 eggs. Served on a bed of chips an' porridge. Oh, and a scalding cup o'tea. followed by perspex Island.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:08:17 PST 1997
CW - I just knew that would happen.... I'd say that singing along quietly was acceptable. I remember some Swedes singing I've Got The Hots For You at the tops of their voices once, which would have been alright, only Robyn was singing a different song.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:08:16 PST 1997
Cushca dishing out the abuse. That made me laugh. You are a brilliant addition to this message board.


FROM:
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:06:58 PST 1997
One of these days/when you figure it all out/be sure to let me know/well I'll be waiting right here/come and whisper in my ear/what it is I want to know/


FROM:
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:06:52 PST 1997
NO SLEEPY STOP NO. IT'S MOUSE NOT BOB, MOUSE!!!!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:06:36 PST 1997
I told you it was Fingerbobs! Fool! Where's CW?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:06:34 PST 1997
I remember watching him play part of Glass Hotel, the really tricky part. My mouth was open in awe. Decoy was heard to say "wow!" Here's a gig etiquette question, mostly for Sleepy, but anyone can answer. Is it alright to sing along quietly or should you just shut up?


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:05:55 PST 1997
Sleepy - it was Fingerbob. Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. Patrick - hey yeah, wild man. I can tell you're a bit of party animal, aren't you! Are you a firestarter?


FROM: Patrick Lee Welker
DATE: Thu Dec 11 07:01:12 PST 1997
I love Robyn, it's his acoustic stuff that really stands out.


FROM: wb
DATE: Thu Dec 11 06:59:58 PST 1997
I's lookin' forward to seeing the film in the spring in NYC, maybe. Ahh NYC in the spring, Cushca I know I'm funny.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 06:58:02 PST 1997
Message for Morrissey - did you see Robyn on Tuesday?


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Thu Dec 11 06:56:23 PST 1997
2 shredded wheat stuffed with coco pops, fried in oil wi' bacon, eggs, sausage, black pudding, fried bread, beans, tomatoes and served in a Newcastle Brown marinade. Or am I going to far?