FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 06:56:06 PST 1997
I don't remember who said it, but Robyn's film has definitely been put back a few months.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Dec 11 06:51:25 PST 1997
Bad wb. I don't think you're funny anymore. Bad boy, naughty boy, in your bed.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 06:51:22 PST 1997
Ha, ha. Nice one, wb!


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Dec 11 06:50:08 PST 1997
I think you're quite funny wb. What do you think?


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Dec 11 06:49:37 PST 1997
No.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 06:48:08 PST 1997
Hey Cushca. Do you miss Myk?


FROM: me again
DATE: Thu Dec 11 06:47:22 PST 1997
Nah, willybee (that's me) is fine, just a tad eccentric. In a good way, I'm completely capable of functioning in "normal" society (that's everyone else). AND I HAVE COURT PAPERS TO PROVE IT DAMNIT!!!


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Dec 11 06:46:39 PST 1997
Well that's allright then. Hello Mr Wax.


FROM: willybee
DATE: Thu Dec 11 06:44:02 PST 1997
!!1!! Really!!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 06:41:50 PST 1997
They've killed Myk. You bastards. Cushca, it's the thorazine. He's obviously gone off it again. Now when he kills, he'll use that as a defense to get off. "He wasn't in his right mind your Honor" they'll say, but in fact it was his sobre choice to stop taking the medication because it dulls his twisted rapier wit.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Dec 11 06:34:11 PST 1997
On a scale of 1-10, just how mental are you dear?


FROM: wb
DATE: Thu Dec 11 06:16:13 PST 1997
I need not stand in line, I will proceed to devour my competition! You'll take note no Myk today.


FROM:
DATE: Thu Dec 11 06:16:08 PST 1997
I need not stand in line, I will proceed to devour my competition! You'll take note no Myk today.


FROM:
DATE: Thu Dec 11 06:15:18 PST 1997
I need not stand in line, I will proceed to devour my competition! Y


FROM:
DATE: Thu Dec 11 06:15:13 PST 1997
I need not stand in line, I will proceed to devour my competition! Y


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Dec 11 06:13:29 PST 1997
Coochie, you say the nicest things.


FROM:
DATE: Thu Dec 11 06:10:32 PST 1997
sorry..it's early, and I trying to get alot done.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 06:10:18 PST 1997
Join the queue wb. I'm first, by the way.


FROM: willybee
DATE: Thu Dec 11 06:09:32 PST 1997
Cushca-Cushca-Cushca, my unobtainable dream. My mind drifts to thoughts of those worlds that live in complete darkness without your presence to shine your soul warming words.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 06:04:03 PST 1997
Robyn played 1974 the other day, CW. I thought of you.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 06:03:11 PST 1997
CW - the mini-holiday was good thanks. I can't make decent coffee no matter what I use. I had some success with one of those Italian silvery coffee makers, but most of the enjoyment came from watching the coffee gushing out over the cooker.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 06:00:09 PST 1997
I've got a hold of some really awful coffee. One of them is one coffee too many for you, on a health kick. It's just really really watery.


FROM:
DATE: Thu Dec 11 05:59:00 PST 1997
bullEtIn, c'mon willy put that 4th grade education tu' use!


FROM: News Bulliten
DATE: Thu Dec 11 05:57:00 PST 1997
There's been a terrible nuclear accident covering seven states.....but it's o.k. Texas ain't one of them.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Dec 11 05:55:02 PST 1997
You lot. I can't leave the house for 5 minutes without trouble starting. I shall give you both lines to do if you're not careful wb-wb-wb-wb-wb. Hello dear.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 05:54:58 PST 1997
I wasn't really upset. Sorry you're sick. Did you have fun on your mini-holiday?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 05:49:34 PST 1997
Cushca told me about the pertinent postings thing. I hadn't read back. I'm sick.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 05:45:57 PST 1997
Oh. It wasn't supposed to sound so snotty. I was stating a fact. Reading it back, I sound snappy. Sorry.


FROM: wb
DATE: Thu Dec 11 05:45:03 PST 1997
Cushca-Cushca-Cushca-Cushca-Cushca-Cushca-Cushca-Cushca


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 05:43:59 PST 1997
I lost the plot for a moment there. Thanks Cushca.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 05:42:59 PST 1997
Geez. I said I was sorry. No need to take that tone.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Dec 11 05:42:41 PST 1997
Hello. I have arrived.


FROM:
DATE: Thu Dec 11 05:41:07 PST 1997
....und Vogel singen der Morgen loben von leibe..


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 05:40:17 PST 1997
Oh, OK then. I'll get Cushca to post soon.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 05:38:39 PST 1997
I'm sorry. My mind was fogged by the lack of coffee. The was no RH in the soundtrack after all.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 05:33:29 PST 1997
Hi. RH soundtrack? Elaborate, please.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 05:26:01 PST 1997
Coffee. Got my coffee. World class sigh.


FROM: wb
DATE: Thu Dec 11 05:14:56 PST 1997
Coffee, need coffee **world class gasp**!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Dec 11 05:04:45 PST 1997
Morning everybody. I'm waiting for the coffee. I watched television last night. Some movie about Jack the Ripper with Michael York. It wasn't great but RH did a lot of the sound track I think.


FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Thu Dec 11 04:39:40 PST 1997
I saw Moz last night. I am content.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Dec 11 03:46:13 PST 1997
Hi wb. I'm breathing through a small straw which is just poking up above a twenty foot pile of paperwork.


FROM: willybee
DATE: Thu Dec 11 03:40:30 PST 1997
Good morning Cushca-Cushca-Cushca, and a warm, welcoming good morning to you Sleepy (wherever you may be). Gotta go, catch up with ya' later.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Dec 11 03:30:47 PST 1997
I'm here. Well kind of.....


FROM:
DATE: Thu Dec 11 03:27:38 PST 1997
Hmm,it seems to be just me this morning.


FROM: willybee
DATE: Thu Dec 11 03:12:06 PST 1997
Oooooh!


FROM: Dee-Dee's Used Weapons <(special advertisement to the RH message board)>
DATE: Thu Dec 11 03:05:57 PST 1997
If Dee-Dee's Can't kill it, IT'S IMMORTAL!!


FROM: After All, This IS the ROBYN HITCHOCK [sic] MESSAGE BOARD. (GOOD Morning, Sleepy, you ravishing minx!)
DATE: Thu Dec 11 00:22:21 PST 1997
When in doubt, ask yourself, "What would Robyn think?"


FROM: Buggles
DATE: Wed Dec 10 23:26:27 PST 1997
Video Killed the Radio Star


FROM: Phil O. Sophmore
DATE: Wed Dec 10 23:20:43 PST 1997
Hooded, don't be so dramatic about the "last post," I am glad you got to see a great but entirely clueless band before they got a clue. I think the enhanced cd thing is much more soul-killing than cds---it's taking just a few years to breed a bunch of music fans who have little or no interest in what it feels like to have music wash over the body. A stereo doesn't do that. And as for Pink Floyds The Wall, it was a conceptual project that was created around visuals and lyrics and music. The replacements? See hooded's post: THey were on stage and played music; made some great records. Visual concepts? Enhanced CDs? Please shoot me now. When I saw them once, they did a Soft Boys cover -- I wanna Destroy You -- and then they did a Kiss cover. It was a sober-ish show, Warfield San Francisco. Not a great show-- they were inching towards respectability at the time -- but what still haunts is the way the bass player stood in place yet appeared to be on the verge of exploding with energy and passion. That was an experience, to see them.


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Wed Dec 10 21:19:45 PST 1997
they replaced something.


FROM: hooded
DATE: Wed Dec 10 21:15:55 PST 1997
That last post was for 'Gawd' as in 'Gawd, crow or boiled shoe would taste good right now'


FROM: hooded
DATE: Wed Dec 10 21:10:15 PST 1997
Yes, I was there. I witnessed the drunken jams in minniapolis when they thought they had an album called "The Replacements Stink" I was also in Chicago to see them tour for "Hootenanny" and "Tim". "We're the Replacements and you shouln't have paid $6 to see this fuc*in' sh.it band" is what Westerburg said to the audiance when touring behind "Tim" he then stumbled to his guitar to play a hopeless version of "can't hardly wait". I saw their more popular shows after "Pleased to meet me", "All shook down" and "Don't tell a soul." I was there when they broke up on stage at the Petrillo Band Shell in Grant Park on July 4 '91. The Replacements never did a video they liked, they hated them. Just watch any of them, they suck. Thats what made the Replacements real, they were not trying to be the 'punk' version of Van Halen and they didn't go out and grab the money like U2 (no disrespect to either of those fine bands). The Replacements are this, and last decades Velvet Underground. Misunderstood and headed for the Hall of Fame. This is the last Replacements related post I will ever write. If anyone here wants a glimpse of a legendary american rock and roll staple (inbetween Robyn albums of course) try some Replacements. OK know it all, how did the Replacements get their name? Tick, Tick.


FROM: WLA
DATE: Wed Dec 10 20:52:35 PST 1997
Hi, all! Welcome, Marty. / Sleepy, I TRIED to get up at a decent hour to ask about the Robyn gig - missed out again! I'm glad it was wonderful - he's REALLY playing great these days, isn't he? TRUST us, Cushca, you'll have to see him someday! / Hooded, thanks for the word on the 'Mats CD. I, personally, congratulate Paul Westerberg on no longer needing to throw up stage left. / Whomever did the '1997 Dead Rock Star Revue', well - thanks. I didn't know Billy Mackenzie committed suicide. An incomparable voice is gone - sad.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 19:58:05 PST 1997
today i was entirely too busy to read the bits i'd missed of future archive 56, and so i just read them. the discussions taking place when sleepy makes her brief appearance truly are a riot! definitely good reading, for those who missed it.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 19:51:27 PST 1997
thanks, hooded and valentine, for the good word on the double album. now i know it's worth getting. as for getting too worked up about the "enhanced" cd bit, i recall that the same discussion several years sounded like "so-and-so is on a compact disc? ugh, oh god, how impure, how this, how that!" the enhanced bit is nice, since it's transparent to a normal cd music listener. you're not forced to witness the replacements on a computer monitor! hmmm.... they were the best rock band of the last 20 years. i wish i owned all their stuff on vinyl, really.


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Wed Dec 10 19:42:30 PST 1997
an' learn ta' spell!,yeh lazy gowks!


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Wed Dec 10 19:40:15 PST 1997
aww, your nought but a lot of trailer park living,yoo-hoo swilling, beef jerky gnashing, eyeglass wearin'lay aboots. the lot of yeh are neither use nor ornament. but chips are grand! boy o boy, I like fluffy soft golden chips.


FROM: valentine
DATE: Wed Dec 10 19:25:36 PST 1997
that new Replacements compilaton is great! The liner notes even mention The Soft Boys. A favorite of mine on disc 2 is "Like a Rolling Pin" - The 'Mats do Dylan. Get if you can - I got it used for $13........


FROM:
DATE: Wed Dec 10 19:24:36 PST 1997
critiCize


FROM:
DATE: Wed Dec 10 19:22:56 PST 1997
Now don't go critisizing the mixture of visual and musical art. What about Pink Floyd and The Wall? The millions of pot smoking burners would actually have to get a clue an what the album is about.


FROM: Yah, no
DATE: Wed Dec 10 19:22:52 PST 1997
Gotta go, have to go to an early black magick brunch in the a.m. **kiss kiss**


FROM: Yah, sure
DATE: Wed Dec 10 19:21:30 PST 1997
No, Replacements on an enhanced cd isn't the world collapsing, but a little corner of it is becoming more hardened and cracked and unable to sustain life.


FROM: Yah, right.
DATE: Wed Dec 10 19:20:17 PST 1997
Re: few ripe apples. Gallows humor. You are watching the world collapse and laughing at a stupid joke.


FROM: The only way you will get rid of me, the bastard you love to try and imitate....
DATE: Wed Dec 10 19:17:37 PST 1997
Promise: I will commit virtual suicide (stop cruising the internet) if Robyn ever does an interactive cd or other brain-numbing, music-killing venture. I am confident I will never have to make good on the promise, but it is genuine.


FROM:
DATE: Wed Dec 10 19:17:15 PST 1997
Even MTV has a few ripe apples on occasion. Where would The Spice Girls be without it? And who could live with out them ladies?


FROM: Yah, whatever.
DATE: Wed Dec 10 19:15:43 PST 1997
re:Just happy to see you! Your cheery smile has all the genuine charm of a stepford wife.


FROM:
DATE: Wed Dec 10 19:13:48 PST 1997
Co.x


FROM: Never here (in spirit that is)
DATE: Wed Dec 10 19:13:45 PST 1997
Just happy to see you!


FROM: The Philosopher Needs to Be Stoned Really....
DATE: Wed Dec 10 19:13:07 PST 1997
Very talented bands that are worth a listen have always been around.... but since Empty-V, media that kills living art is not being distinguished from genuinely good s--t anymore. That's my beef and I'm licking it.


FROM: †ê†
DATE: Wed Dec 10 19:11:06 PST 1997
McLuedt, is that your middle finger or are you just happy to see me?


FROM:
DATE: Wed Dec 10 19:10:35 PST 1997
C.ocks


FROM: <Slykew>
DATE: Wed Dec 10 19:09:51 PST 1997
McLuedt, is your middle initial A(nonym-a.s.s.)? Thought so.


FROM: Perpetually thinking of someone else
DATE: Wed Dec 10 19:09:05 PST 1997
No, no, no, I wouldn't waste my time on them anymore. There are very talented bands that are worth a listen, and best of all you don't have to look like Courtney c--k.s to get them to notice you.


FROM: Mr Inventor
DATE: Wed Dec 10 19:08:07 PST 1997
McLuedt, watch out. You may be losing your woman to the internet. Soon as this purring mouse I've invented gets on the market, alot of you cuckolds 'll be hatin' me.


FROM: Perpetually Thinking of You
DATE: Wed Dec 10 19:05:31 PST 1997
I'm never without my woody, m'lady. So shall we all gather 'round the glowing warmth of the television and watch ancient videos of the Replacements when at least some record business people still regularly checked up on groups to see if they could actually PLAY instruments at least a little bit?


FROM: Significant's other (other)
DATE: Wed Dec 10 19:04:46 PST 1997
Ahh The Replacements, shame about them going downhill n' all. They were a great band at one time.


FROM: Bastards of Young are Now Your Fathers and Mothers....
DATE: Wed Dec 10 19:02:38 PST 1997
I will buy the CD if they include video of the band playing at the homes of fans who sold tickets at their front door in Davis, CA when the band would play between San Fran and Reno...


FROM: McLuedt's (significant other)
DATE: Wed Dec 10 19:01:49 PST 1997
Is that a chip in your pocket or are you just poppin' a woody?


FROM: Gawd
DATE: Wed Dec 10 18:59:52 PST 1997
Replacements as an enhanced CD? What is the world coming to? Did you ever see the replacements? Did you ever feel the bracing music of that band coming at you from on stage, while the singer threw up stage left and the bassist glared and the front row and spit? Well I did, and I can't imagine how any '90s-style media enhanced bulls--t could do anything more than turn a great band into a lame commercial. What next, a replacements video game? A Pleased to Meet Me license plate frame? I will throw up now.


FROM:
DATE: Wed Dec 10 18:56:13 PST 1997
Hmmm, how uninteresting!!!!!


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Wed Dec 10 18:35:22 PST 1997
Hey, you wonderbread chompin',crack pipe smokin',sarah Lee eatin',concrete trotter.are you followin' me?


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Wed Dec 10 18:30:53 PST 1997
an' tha'!!How'd you do tha',Jimmy?


FROM:
DATE: Wed Dec 10 18:26:07 PST 1997
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FROM: hooded
DATE: Wed Dec 10 16:05:43 PST 1997
Nah, she's to stupid to figure out 'caroline' and she dosn't ever listen to robyn.


FROM: hooded
DATE: Wed Dec 10 16:03:06 PST 1997
Got the new replacements compilation! Review coming shortly, its media enhanced for my pc! 33 songs, 2 disks. Execellent! The Replacements were my 2nd love, the 3rd being my- well, you know. Maybe thats why! she couldn't take being 3rd! oh, well, priorities! No, all kidding aside, Enilorac disappears- and so does- coincidance? So far this replacements cd is worth the $25.00 I dropped, the liner notes are a book. Later all.


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Wed Dec 10 15:34:02 PST 1997
How'd you do tha',Jimmy?


FROM: __________---------------_____________--------________-------_____---_-_--_-------______--___---_-============0000000†††††††††*************---------------______________----------___________-------_____-----_--
DATE: Wed Dec 10 15:19:53 PST 1997
you can scroll sideways


FROM: Ding Dong
DATE: Wed Dec 10 15:18:29 PST 1997
Ralph, hand me a spanner.


FROM: --(*0*)--
DATE: Wed Dec 10 15:17:58 PST 1997
"...Been along thyme cents eye rocking role!...."


FROM: uuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
DATE: Wed Dec 10 15:07:07 PST 1997
The Buffalo says die, etc etc etc. Doozie had 20 inches of three in psyched.


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Wed Dec 10 15:05:01 PST 1997
You lookin' up mee kilt, you bloody heathen!


FROM: City Slogans, 23rd in a Series
DATE: Wed Dec 10 15:04:16 PST 1997
Buffalo: Home of the Spud & Lard Scramble


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Wed Dec 10 15:03:35 PST 1997
number 2 in a series of famous Scotts: Culen Horton 966-71 'The Whelp'. Killed his predecessor. He and his brother were boiled in lard by Rhiderich, King of Strathclyde after they had abducted the King's daughter.


FROM: Mr. Spicoli
DATE: Wed Dec 10 15:03:08 PST 1997
I tell ya what, it won't feel like Christmas out here in Californ-I-Aye 'til I've perfected my winter tan.


FROM: My Two Cents Worth, by Larry from the Corner
DATE: Wed Dec 10 15:01:38 PST 1997
Victor Yugo -- who wrote long-winded, pretentious French novels -- developed an automobile once voted "Car of the Year" -- by the Tow Truck Service Organization of America.


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Wed Dec 10 14:54:55 PST 1997
number1 in a series of famous Scotts: David Dunbar Buick 1854-1929 Born at Arbroath. He emigrated to tha' U.S.A. (Detroit) and invented a process for coating baths. In 1902 he founded a car manufacturing company but, despite creating a famous car name, he died in poverty.chipless.


FROM: Decoy <Buckle up - its the LAW>
DATE: Wed Dec 10 14:03:16 PST 1997
The bulk of Buffalo's little storm has now blown over onto neighboring Rochester. The radio says don't travel as there are accidents everywhere and you will not get where you are going. Everyone will die, etc etc etc. It's a doozie, even by our standards. We have had 20 inches so far this season, which puts us ahead of Buffalo by three inches - we'll see in the morning, though. Get psyched ... FOUR BY FOUR!!! EEEEHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Wed Dec 10 13:51:52 PST 1997
As for the new poster, MARTY, that's my mother's name! You're not my mother, are you?


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Wed Dec 10 13:38:19 PST 1997
Fhuair an gille craobh anns a' ghýradh!


FROM:
DATE: Wed Dec 10 13:37:56 PST 1997
Unfortunately, I don't have the skills needed to make them either


FROM:
DATE: Wed Dec 10 13:36:06 PST 1997
My mother never breast fed me. This is why I'm the way I am.


FROM:
DATE: Wed Dec 10 13:35:09 PST 1997
I'm but a lonely little twerp!!


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Wed Dec 10 13:34:45 PST 1997
what kinda crazy bint a' you? can yeh no read ? lord almighty your a strange lot o'wer there.I may be talkin' chips, but I'm thinkin' earthly paradise.Tha a' chuileag!!


FROM: L.
DATE: Wed Dec 10 13:33:52 PST 1997
Have to take a shower. I went to the gym this morning. Have a nice evening.


FROM:
DATE: Wed Dec 10 13:29:30 PST 1997
Where are you hiding?


FROM:
DATE: Wed Dec 10 13:28:39 PST 1997
Maybe you are here.


FROM: L.
DATE: Wed Dec 10 13:27:45 PST 1997
I guess you're not here. Maybe later.


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Wed Dec 10 13:25:52 PST 1997
McGroin,I'll fry YOU up a treat, with lard a'course.yeh wonderbread chowin'freeway savage.


FROM: L.
DATE: Wed Dec 10 13:25:23 PST 1997
The sun is out here, but it's windy and freezing.


FROM: L.
DATE: Wed Dec 10 13:18:58 PST 1997
Hello CW. How are you?


FROM: Holden McGroin
DATE: Wed Dec 10 12:56:39 PST 1997
Happy Humpday, Everybody!


FROM: I-Eye, Cap'n!
DATE: Wed Dec 10 12:55:45 PST 1997
I'll I my I I'm They've I I'll my!


FROM: Open Letter to Chewing Wax from You Know Who
DATE: Wed Dec 10 12:53:32 PST 1997
I thought I was the only one you called Sphincter Head! You promised you wouldn't use my pet name for anyone else! You cad! I want my sextoys back, you loser!


FROM:
DATE: Wed Dec 10 12:46:28 PST 1997
"I want sphincter here." - Chewing Wax, ordering his favorite Buffalo Style Pizza.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 12:40:39 PST 1997
Get as loud as you want sphincter head. I'm outta here.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 12:39:37 PST 1997
Oh never mind. I scrolled back and figured it out.


FROM: Mr Hepper
DATE: Wed Dec 10 12:38:58 PST 1997
"Yes. Almost too quiet." -- Chewing Wax


FROM: Slykew
DATE: Wed Dec 10 12:38:21 PST 1997
Wowowowowowowowwowowowwo!!!!!!!!! ....Was that loud enough, my Buggaloo?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 12:38:20 PST 1997
Mr. Hepper, what are you talking about?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 12:37:17 PST 1997
I'll betcha I got that e-mail lying around in my in box somewhere. I think I'm going home soon. They've predicted a whopping three inches of snow but I personally think there is already five inches down. Maybe just four. Blowing and slippery and now it suddenly feels like Christmas is on its way. Whoo Hoo. No wait. That's means I'll have to go shopping. You and Oblivions for all my loved ones!


FROM: Mr Hepper
DATE: Wed Dec 10 12:35:32 PST 1997
How loud would you like it, Chewing Wax? I mean, it could get a lot louder if you want...


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 12:07:23 PST 1997
glad to see that this email is getting everywhere! my favorite was "harlez vous francais?" , or, "do you ride a french motorcycle?"


FROM: PRO BOZO PUBLICO Support your local clown
DATE: Wed Dec 10 11:57:30 PST 1997
RIGOR MORRIS The cat is dead


FROM: EX POST FUCTO Lost in the mail
DATE: Wed Dec 10 11:54:18 PST 1997
FELIX NAVIDAD Our cat has a boat


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 11:53:20 PST 1997
Thanks for that, you great pict. Hey Myk - the key is to make it very painful and look like an accident.


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Wed Dec 10 11:41:04 PST 1997
tha' newest scurge ta' sweep north Blighty is tha' bone breaker flu caused by rotten chickens an a--orted rubbish birds. your muscles tighten up so much ya'bones crunch an break. so cheer up your no so bad off.have some chips.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 11:38:58 PST 1997
it's just as well. work has been a bear today. ugh. i can't wait to go home ...so i can plot the demise of my evil archnemesis, Adam Buxton. heh heh. oh, cushca is so very cruel to me! giggle.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 11:33:47 PST 1997
Yes. Almost too quiet.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 11:20:57 PST 1997
quiet day!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 10:21:11 PST 1997
glad to hear the good news, mooch! joyeux noel, as it were! no surgery! now go take a load off!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 10:17:43 PST 1997
sorry i was gone. between grabbing a sandwich and the current office chaos, i've shirked my msg board duties! heh heh.


FROM: wb
DATE: Wed Dec 10 10:16:46 PST 1997
The board has died once again, it's time I get to work anyway. mooch, good luck to ya'. Well I'm off for the day, 'till later days.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 10:14:50 PST 1997
Hey mooch and hooded. That's great news mooch. Never let them cut you. Back surgery especially. Tabasco is good. They should sell it in fifty gallon drums. At least one liter bottles. I use one of those little bottles up in two sittings.


FROM: Dazed and Confused
DATE: Wed Dec 10 10:10:42 PST 1997
Oh my. Not again.


FROM: Have you seen the little piggies.....
DATE: Wed Dec 10 10:10:08 PST 1997
Alas, Ay-I on't-day eak-spay atin-lay.


FROM: Short and Sweet
DATE: Wed Dec 10 10:07:29 PST 1997
Such calm here. Yesterday: a maelstrom. Today, naps all 'round.


FROM: hooded
DATE: Wed Dec 10 10:03:53 PST 1997
ARUGHHH! My only weekday off to accomplish anything worthwile and I spend it doing productive things! I wish I could speak in the tounge of lawyerese, ah, dam.mit to heck! At least I still have my health and mental composure, could be worse I suppose. Hello wb, been busy doing messy day off chores. Still havn't woken up!! I think I'll go to denny's for coffee and eggs (with tabasco, my favorite! that will wake me up)


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Dec 10 09:59:48 PST 1997
Oh well. It's 6pm here, so it's time for me to go. Be good dear.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Dec 10 09:57:49 PST 1997
Well hello to you CW. You're not starving yourself are you dear? We can't have you wasting away. Where's rOb? I like him.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 09:54:19 PST 1997
Work sucks. Hey Cushca. I think every everbody went to lunch. Not me. No time for lunch.


FROM: mooch
DATE: Wed Dec 10 09:45:54 PST 1997
Good day all,I see I havent missed too much...It looks like I'll escape the vorpal blade yet again!the Doctors in they're infinite wisdom have decided to medicate rather than operate, thank God!!although,I'm not happy about anti-inflamatory drugs,they might interfere with my ejoying a pint,but as long as there are no noticeable mutations...I'll survive this.I can't sit for long' so my posting will be very sporatic..butI'd like to say I have enjoyed the conversation with all of you and wish you all the best.Merry Christmas,and a safe, prosperous new year,with plenty of music from the tie that joins us here,..Robyn. later...


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Dec 10 09:36:29 PST 1997
Where is everybody?


FROM: ääääääääääääääääääääääääääääääääää\(-ê†)
DATE: Wed Dec 10 09:34:35 PST 1997
I am waving good-bye, with Pink Moon's final notes in the air....


FROM: Decoy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 09:23:22 PST 1997
No, I didn't get any e-mail. I'll go back and search. I'm so hungry right now, I'd probably eat some. I'm going to Wegmans, back in a few. No storm yet, I can't wait - I'm ready to go into 4x4 gas guzzle (9mpg) mode. It's so cool!


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Dec 10 09:23:14 PST 1997
I need Sleepy to bounce off (and that's not even in a stationery cupboard sense.)


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 09:09:24 PST 1997
The long promised snow storm seems to have arrived. That's a comfort.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 09:06:23 PST 1997
yeah, what SHE said.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 09:05:37 PST 1997
Alas, I don't speak latin.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Dec 10 09:04:34 PST 1997
Je vais rester ici, mon petit cochon.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 09:02:02 PST 1997
Victorian squid is a delight for the whole family. Bye wb. Everyone leave? Fine then.


FROM: ää (-|-) ää
DATE: Wed Dec 10 09:01:27 PST 1997
I am listening intensely to Pink Moon.


FROM: willybee
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:58:07 PST 1997
I'm waving goodbye, calamari it is!


FROM: (†o†)/
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:56:13 PST 1997
I'm waving hello!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:51:34 PST 1997
Decoy - I knew that. McLeudt had a wonderful recipe for it which he shared yesterday. Did you get my e-mail?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:50:32 PST 1997
Is that squid greasy and hot?


FROM: wb
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:50:11 PST 1997
I've been fine, thanks for asking.


FROM: wb
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:49:21 PST 1997
Hmm. calamari or bruscetta bread?


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:48:09 PST 1997
oh, i've just been out at meetings designed to shake my senses. great stuff. how has your day been, my love?


FROM: Decoy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:47:38 PST 1997
Haggis


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:46:21 PST 1997
I'm up for a huge plate of McLuedt's chips. Double fried in lard and swimming in ketchup. And, some sort of mystery meat pie. Some sort of organ. Or what's that stuff they make in a sheeps stomach?


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:45:12 PST 1997
Hello dear. And where have you been then???


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:42:27 PST 1997
ah, i know... she's always breaking my heart... heh heh.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:41:16 PST 1997
CW - I wonder if she feels the same way.......


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:39:38 PST 1997
Let me a--ure you... Decoy - I can't tell if it's an infatuation or an obsession, or a crush. Hi Myk, by the way. Myk is absolutely bonkers over Cushca though.


FROM: wb
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:38:36 PST 1997
What's for lunch? Any suggestions?


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:38:06 PST 1997
he's eyeing ma' chips tho'


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:37:43 PST 1997
well, decoy, my affection and desire for Cushca is well-known. i see that willy has also fallen under her spell. i can't fault him for that! while she claims that her primary love is Adam, it will be me.


FROM:
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:36:01 PST 1997
Baby it might sound dodgey now, but it sound great when you're dead


FROM: Decoy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:34:08 PST 1997
He won't eat much?


FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:33:12 PST 1997
Ciamar a tha thu?Tha craobh anns a' ghýradh.Fhuair an gille craobh anns a' ghýradh.Tha a' chuileag air a' ghloinne - waiter Theres a fly on the glass.


FROM: Decoy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:32:36 PST 1997
No, not at all. Don't bother researching Myk, wb seems in a funk, and CW's tone often suggests an infatuation of sorts. I wondered if you were immune and if I should risk getting involved at that level.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:32:00 PST 1997
Intelligent eh? Drop dead gorgeous eh? Well in view of that stunningly accurate description, I have no choice but to forgive you completely and clasp you once again to my ample bosom as one of my own. And you also wb, for being so terribly, terribly sweet.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:29:29 PST 1997
i enjoyed the hell out of that report, wax. as for "who i love"? well... let me read back into the archive to get the context of this.


FROM:
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:25:45 PST 1997
AHHA!!


FROM: wb
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:25:25 PST 1997
AHHA!! I busted na gut laughing at that!! AHA!!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:23:41 PST 1997
Cushca and Sleepy are super intellegent drop dead gorgeous ladies working together, side by side, at some garment factory south of the river in London. I think they are both straight except for their passion for one and other which gets the better of their sexuality on occasion. Every one else seems to be a straight guy, except for Voltaic, who is a screaming homosexual, not that there is anything wrong with that.


FROM: wb
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:23:05 PST 1997
Decoy no-one has anything to add, but we do anyway.


FROM: Decoy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:20:20 PST 1997
Hi Myk, Who do you love?


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:18:44 PST 1997
i've missed quite a bit. welcome back, sleepy! greetings to all.


FROM:
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:18:34 PST 1997
Doh Poe.


FROM:
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:17:48 PST 1997
Ah distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December and each seperate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor


FROM: Decoy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:17:02 PST 1997
You have gotten quite a following since I last frequented to board. For some I felt as though I had nothing to add; but now I feel as though I still have nothing to add but will somehow type something anyway. I'm still not clear on everyone's gender and sexual preferences - these seem to be issues that are sublimated yet threaded into the postings as of late.


FROM: wb
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:16:40 PST 1997
Tiresome? No, not at all, everytime I read one of your divine postings my heart warms up just a little bit. After prolonged exposure, I feel it be raised up to room temperature.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:11:58 PST 1997
wb and CW - Yes I am still here; although I'm reluctant to post anything in case CW despairs of me further. If only I had known how tiresome I have become......... (Only kidding. You're still my boys)


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:11:01 PST 1997
Decoy - I would just like to express my joy at having you here for an extended period of time. I've missed you very much.


FROM: wb
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:08:35 PST 1997
CUSHCA-CUSHCA-CUSHCA, are you there?


FROM: Decoy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:08:03 PST 1997
Hi wb. I'm trying to refocus my mind on a project, the only way to do that is to do nothing a--ociated with previous, current, or future work. Trust me, try it.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:07:47 PST 1997
I betcha he just cut and pasted that stuff. Did you see that play list from last night? It could be years before he comes round here again.


FROM: wb
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:07:35 PST 1997
8:00 a.m. Same time as the bulls--t started yesterday!


FROM: wb
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:06:00 PST 1997
Wow, Decoy is typing a dictionary, now I don't feel so bad about getting nothing done today.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:04:36 PST 1997
This really is early for him. Cuschca, please don't go away angry. Or are you just sighing over your A J stills?


FROM: Decoy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:03:27 PST 1997
unguent (˜ng¥gwent) noun A salve for soothing or healing; an ointment. [Middle English, from Latin unguentum, from unguere, to anoint.] - un¥guentar¥y (-tËr¥Í) adjective The American HeritageÆ Dictionary of the English Language, Third Edition copyright © 1992 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Electronic version licensed from InfoSoft International, Inc. All rights reserved.


FROM: wb
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:02:55 PST 1997
Ahh. crapface starts again! GO AWAY!


FROM:
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:02:54 PST 1997
mmm, girls are so smooth...


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:02:20 PST 1997
Good morning everybody. I think I need more coffee.


FROM: wb
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:01:45 PST 1997
!!O.K.!!


FROM: Decoy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:01:44 PST 1997
Is that some kind of liniment?


FROM: <TIME OUT>
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:01:42 PST 1997
START AGAIN


FROM: Decoy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:00:51 PST 1997
Awkward pause.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 08:00:19 PST 1997
Vera, the ministers daughter, would often be seen rubbing unguent on all her beloved ungulates


FROM: wb
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:59:45 PST 1997
No, I'm certain I love her!


FROM: J
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:58:55 PST 1997
i think i f--king give up. that's a quote,by the way. i'm cheery.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:58:22 PST 1997
She's gone now wb, so don't get all full of self pity when she doesn't respond.


FROM: Decoy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:58:11 PST 1997
CW - I meant ursadae, ungulates are hooven beasts, sorry.


FROM: wb
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:57:49 PST 1997
What happened to hooded? Michelle says hello all! She brought me coffee, o.j. and asperin Friday when I wasn't feeling good. I think Ilove her.


FROM: wb
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:55:34 PST 1997
Bye Sleepy!


FROM: Decoy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:53:57 PST 1997
I was going to look up ungate, but don't have the time - could you do that for me?. I presented my undisputable innate knowledge only. Hi sleepy.


FROM: wb
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:53:29 PST 1997
You and me Babe, two msifits in a world of drones!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:53:00 PST 1997
Bye Sleepy. Hey wb, stope whining, I can't bare it.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:51:30 PST 1997
Oh Cushca, I'm sorry. I was afraid it would sound like that after I sent it. I'm sorry. You are wonderful. Did you read what I said yesterday to Myk after you left? Please forgive me.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:50:00 PST 1997
I've got to go now. Have a gorgeous day. Speak tomorrow. Cushca - you have been/are wonderful. Stop bloody fishing for compliments! Love you all. Bye x.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:49:05 PST 1997
The beauty of it is, I made him go look it up.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:48:51 PST 1997
wb - I care honey bunny. We can be unappreciated outcasts together.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:48:46 PST 1997
Hi Decoy. Hi wb.


FROM:
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:48:39 PST 1997
That should be 300#, 200# ain't so bad.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:48:19 PST 1997
Myk's been at meetings all day or something like that. Ooh goodie. wb is going to bless us with another one of his stories.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:48:08 PST 1997
Ooh, who's getting naked for pictures?!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:47:28 PST 1997
Cushca - Adam, Adam, Adam.


FROM: Decoy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:47:18 PST 1997
Bear - to endure. Bare - get naked for pictures.


FROM: wb
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:47:09 PST 1997
Does anybody care about me here?


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:47:01 PST 1997
Oh ta very muchly Mr Wax. I sit here toiling away for hours at a time just like Sleepy does attempting in my own pathetic way to make up for the fact that she's not here and this is the thanks I get??? Well harrumph.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:46:05 PST 1997
Just six minutes before the screen before me fizzles out and I'm forced to go shopping (oh, what a trial... tee, hee). Where's Myk today?


FROM: wb
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:46:04 PST 1997
Woo-Hoo! Don't which is worse, work or this board. Is there anything more pathetic than a 200# woman calling herself beautiful? Maybe I'll write a story.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:44:39 PST 1997
Bear is a large carnivorous land mammal. I don't get your meaning.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:44:08 PST 1997
Oh, CW, my sweet pea, I've missed you too. I'll be crawling back into work tomorrow, sigh.


FROM: Decoy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:43:09 PST 1997
Bear? CW - that was a slip!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:42:54 PST 1997
Still no help in playing footie. I want to hear it.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:41:37 PST 1997
A J! A J! Just typing it makes me go funny....


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:41:09 PST 1997
Hey. That last one wasn't me. I'm good but I miss you horribly. You'll be back tomorrow right? I couldn't bare another day of this.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:40:37 PST 1997
Sleepy - it is tiresome as always and Karen is permanently walking up and down behind me, god damn it! But I have some glorious stills from A J. Much pleasure.


FROM: <Decoy>
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:40:23 PST 1997
Describe it to us


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:39:46 PST 1997
Cushca - just how many skeletons are there in your (stationery) cupboard?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:38:55 PST 1997
Cushca - I knew I recognized you. Trouble is, I thought recognized Sleepy too. Times were hard, times were hard.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:38:43 PST 1997
Hi CW! How are you dear? I've got to zoom away in ten minutes.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:37:51 PST 1997
For anyone who's interested, the Rampisham Village Hall gig is actually on Sat--day and not Sunday. Cushca - is work busy? Yuk.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:37:33 PST 1997
Hey Sleepy.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:37:10 PST 1997
Sleepy - re: bloke looking up porn next to you. Please avert your eyes and if you don't well, er, then just know that I was young, impressionable and I needed the money. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.


FROM:
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:35:59 PST 1997
DOH!! Double postings SUCK!


FROM: wb <HELLO SLEEPY!>
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:34:59 PST 1997
Ooh a perv. sighting! Keep an eye on where his hands are at all times.


FROM: wb <HELLO SLEEPY!>
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:34:44 PST 1997
Ooh a perv. sighting! Keep an eye on wjere his hands are at all times.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:33:52 PST 1997
Cor blimey guvnor, you're a saucy one ain't ya? That'll be all the Belgian buns you eat. YOU LOVE IT!!!


FROM: willybee
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:33:19 PST 1997
Aww that's lovely. **huge sigh** Will I ever see Robyn live?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:32:05 PST 1997
This is quite amusing. The guy sitting next to me, has been casually looking up porn sites for ages. He looks so shifty and I keep grinning at him. He looks like a young Tim Robbins.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:29:10 PST 1997
Darling Cushca - you did not disappoint me. Please book up the stationery cupboard for a full two hours tomorrow morning.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:27:24 PST 1997
SLEEPY!!!!!! Oh my love, how we have missed you! I do hope you have seen all the tomfoolery and nonsense from yesterday. Did I do well master?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:26:42 PST 1997
The Robyn clan all agreed that the Cambridge gig was fantastic.