FROM: MARTY
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:25:55 PST 1997
SORRY I HAVE NOT GO TIME TO CHAT RIGHT NOW,I'VE GOT TO GO AND SOUND-CHECK TWO BANDS FOR TO-NIGHT AT THE BOAT-RACE.I WILL LET YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT ROBYN'S GIG TOMORROW NICE TO HEAR FROM YOU GUYS AND GIRLS,CHECK OUT THE BOAT-RACE SITE http://www.boat-race.co.uk DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW THE BAND CATHERINE WHEEL ARE DOING IN THE U.S.A THEY HAD A GIG AT OUR PLACE,TWO WEEKS AGO (TALK YOU SOON (MARTY)
FROM: Sqlykew
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:24:01 PST 1997
Brzzzt.
FROM: Sleepy
<(sick again, sigh)>
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:23:45 PST 1997
Hi. Just a quick posting to say that the Mean Fiddler gig was truly amazing - one of the best RH gigs I've ever been too. The atmosphere was wonderful, the audience were well-behaved, the sound was great (you can always trust a Finn to get the sound right) and the set was incredible - including:- Cheese Alarm, Trilobite, Raymond Chandler Evening, Heartful of Leaves, The President (I haven't heard that live for twelve years), 52 Stations, Raining Twilight Coast, Kingdom of Love and, joy of joys, Queen of Eyes. I also found out that Daisy Bomb is a Robyn composition. I hope you are all well and happy. 10 out of 10 Cushca, my love.
FROM: wb
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:20:03 PST 1997
Is this true, are you a Spice Girls groupie? On a Robyn note, I really like the acoustic version of "So You Think Your In Love".
FROM: Decoy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:19:13 PST 1997
Hi MARTY. Tell us about the show.
FROM: Ken Korda
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:17:34 PST 1997
I'm going now. Bye!
FROM:
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:15:08 PST 1997
"She came back to him and took off her mask/and the ______ ___ he recoiled"
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:13:10 PST 1997
Indeed yes, I am still here. And hello to Marty.
FROM: willybee
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:11:03 PST 1997
Ooops forgot myself, Hello Marty!
FROM: wb
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:09:08 PST 1997
Hmmm, my heart isn't in my work today. Is Cushca-Cushca-Cushca still 'round?
FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:07:36 PST 1997
Does anyone here have a recipie for an Aberdeen Angus Pie? an chips?
FROM: hooded
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:07:19 PST 1997
Oh yeah, forgot to say Welcome marty! The coffee has still to take effect, tell us more about the show last night marty.
FROM: hooded
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:04:57 PST 1997
MARTY- you will find this board has nothing but everything to do with Robyn. Robyn is the uniting thread that joins us all, in that respect everything we post about deals with Robyn. If it wasn't for him we wouldn't have found our way here. We do discuss Robyn and his work frequently, but we discuss all things relating to his fans and sometimes that dosn't seem to have much to do with Robyn. Found an old tin of International house Hazelnut instant! Life Is Good!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 07:03:32 PST 1997
Hello Marty. We've all wandered here because we love RH, except for Cushca who was dragged here by circ-mstances beyond her control. She's a Spice Girls chick. We talk about RH frequently, just not constantly. Well, maybe not frequently. He's more of a very deeply burried underlying theme.
FROM: MARTY
DATE: Wed Dec 10 06:57:46 PST 1997
ENTER! Marty Cambridge England,I,ve found my way on to this site after being at a brillent gig that robyn did at the Boat-Race Cambridge England the other night(with kimberley rew on stage). I was surprised to see such activity on a fan club message board,and that the messages seem to be about anything but Robyn Hitchock. May-be I have just caught it at a bad time.I will have a look in the morning needless to say I think that robyn is far above the rest when it comes live performance.(Marty Sound engineer Boat- Race, Cambridge, England.)
FROM: hooded
DATE: Wed Dec 10 06:55:15 PST 1997
hello willybee, you snuck in while I was posting.
FROM: hooded
DATE: Wed Dec 10 06:53:57 PST 1997
CW-The gumbo was fantastic! My adopted family (step-mothers side) in Alabama says I make 5* gumbo, so I guess that means its good. I got to keep most of the furniture, seeing as it was all mine anyway. The computer and the new bedrom set (which is a joke because their hardly not even paid for). She's of Irish-Italien blood 50-50, so its my guess that the forces battleing inside her drove her completely nuts, which in retrospect, is OK. I'm starting to enjoy my new freedom and being able to flirt with pretty girls. And yes, the roux took almost an hour, but was worth it!
FROM: wb
DATE: Wed Dec 10 06:47:18 PST 1997
On a note that's of no interest to anyone but myself, only 3 1/2 months 'till I launch me boat. Yippee!!
FROM: willybee
DATE: Wed Dec 10 06:45:23 PST 1997
Cushca-Cushca-Cushca, no need to apologize, we like you just the way you are. This board is dying today, hello Hooded.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 06:43:26 PST 1997
Hey hooded. Yes. Coffee maker almost more important thatn cd player. What the hell did she leave you with? I'm getting angry just thinking about it. How was the gumbo? That sounded really good. Do you make it with a ruh? That's the hard part.
FROM: hooded
DATE: Wed Dec 10 06:36:10 PST 1997
buy, not but. Dam.n that coffee!
FROM: hooded
DATE: Wed Dec 10 06:35:02 PST 1997
good morning! I just remembered I MUST but a coffee maker today. she took the microwave and the coffee maker! she dosen't even drink coffee! Oh, well, I'll make that trade just to be gone with her! Have to do it the hard way, on the stove, how do I get rid of the grounds? There is a fresh blaket of snow today, maybe 3 inches.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Dec 10 06:31:41 PST 1997
Yes, and may I apologise on behalf of the entire female population for not being able to perform this task. Sheesh.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 06:26:50 PST 1997
Woman - can't live with them, can't drive around in them with a load of lumber in their flat bed.
FROM:
DATE: Wed Dec 10 06:22:12 PST 1997
Well I guess it's just the way I say hello/that makes a woman tell me goodbye/I don't know whats wrong but they never stay long 'nuff to even give me a try/when it comes to understanding this woman and this man thing/I've never had the least bit of luck/the more I learn about woman the more I love my truck/
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Dec 10 06:18:33 PST 1997
TEXAS!!!!! AGAIN!!!! It will plague me until the end of my days....
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 06:12:05 PST 1997
Oh yes. I would like to echo that. Myk - I couldn't get that stupid song to play. Maybe one of you tech heads could help me out.
FROM: willybee
DATE: Wed Dec 10 06:06:27 PST 1997
The play is Greater Tuna, a two man show that pokes fun at a small Texas town, and it's citizens. Cushca, your doing a wonderful job of filling in, no slackers on that second string.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 06:05:30 PST 1997
good morning to all! a quick hello to everyone while i'm between meetings. ugh. my pals just flew in from london yesterday, and they're doing wonderfully. last night i loaded the realAudio "footie" song, cushca! needless to say, i laughed until it hurt.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 05:55:11 PST 1997
Hey Decoy. wb is seeing the Williams classic, 12 blocks on the Camino Real. Cuschca, as you can imagine, it goes to eleven.
FROM: Decoy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 05:49:57 PST 1997
What play would that be, dubbabee?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Dec 10 05:49:49 PST 1997
Hello to you wb-wb-wb. What's the play?
CW - on a scale of one to ten, how much are you missing Sleepy?
FROM: Decoy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 05:48:43 PST 1997
VERy DISGUSTING. I just saw 'Seven' the other day... that could have made Eight. Good morning all! I will only comment on non-Robyn issues today. Thank you.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 05:47:52 PST 1997
Hey Cuscha. It's going good. How about you? I'm on the phone and typing this and there is a God awful noise coming from somewhere in the building. I can't think. Be back later.
FROM: wb
DATE: Wed Dec 10 05:45:29 PST 1997
Good morning CW, Cuscha-Cushca-Cushca. A beautiful morn. it is, grey cold, lifeless, must revel in these days. All excited today, I get to go see a cool play tonite!
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Wed Dec 10 05:35:58 PST 1997
And like magic I appear! How's it going boys?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Dec 10 05:33:21 PST 1997
Morning. That one posting was certainly the most disgusting bit of prose (I hope) I've ever read. I couldn't even force my mind to think of that in order to write it. A scarry place it must be. Still, it could have been worse. A lot worse actually now that I am thinking about it. Lovely morning images. But what of birds and flowers and rainbows and baby bunnies? That's what I want more of. Cuschca, are you there or were you driven away by the insanity and filth? I wonder how the RH show went last night.
FROM: willybee
DATE: Wed Dec 10 05:12:57 PST 1997
What's with all the meetings? A meeting at our company is when the boss gives me a tongue lashing and humiliates me. This is usually done in public, in front of Michelle, the most wonderful secretary and the future mother of my children.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Dec 10 05:00:40 PST 1997
a quick good morning to all me chums. got lots o' meetings this morning, so consider me gone until later.
FROM: wb
DATE: Wed Dec 10 04:57:37 PST 1997
Where is everone today?
FROM: hooded
DATE: Tue Dec 9 22:27:34 PST 1997
those interested in "forum" type posts not recomended for viewers under the age, listen to "Wafflehead" and report back later.
FROM: hooded
DATE: Tue Dec 9 22:01:50 PST 1997
rOb, Iggy is on my list of top 5 performers (or groups), one also being the Replacements, no guess who's #1! wb, Robyn doing Camper? its very appealing. their humor and wit is somewhat similar, but each has its own spin. probably having to do with one being in England and the other in Calif. Wow, Camper Van Bethoven mentioned for the very first time on this board. I think I need to go and find "My Beloved Revolutionary Sweetheart", right after I finish listening to "Respect". Myk-Grolsch tonight!
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 9 21:35:04 PST 1997
Speaking of lard, didn't they issue some Lard (Jell Biafra and somebody else) material recently? Is it any good?
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 9 21:31:50 PST 1997
Oooh Chumbawumba is on Letterman, they sound o.k. They play this weekend at a club here. Ithink.
FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Tue Dec 9 21:29:11 PST 1997
Accordin to tha' Snack Food a--ociation (SFA), tha' international trade a--ociation of (salted)
crunchy snack manufacturers, potato chips did not become a big ticket item until 1926 when a Mrs.
Scudder invented wax paper potato chip bags at her chip factory (ģScudsī were reportedly used in
tha' first snack attack in tha' United States.)so no more homo talk. chips an Robyns music only,o.k. an a bit aboot lard, but only in a cooking sense.
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 9 21:29:01 PST 1997
Purchased Shane MacGowans (Crock Of Gold) recently, I was directed towards the Europe version but couldn't find it.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Tue Dec 9 21:24:03 PST 1997
What a long day it has been. hooded, it's nice to see you missed me. I agree, Lou Reed's great (though I don't listen to him when I'm sad), and I love 'Don't Tell A Soul' (though I am sad to hear people say that it's the worst Replacements album. "Feh," I say to them..).
Bought Iggy Pop's debut solo album 'The Idiot' today. Interesting, to say the least.
Also wrote a great new song about a girl I am presently seeing (YES! I have moved on...).
FROM: anti-McLuedt
DATE: Tue Dec 9 21:23:38 PST 1997
No.
FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Tue Dec 9 21:20:58 PST 1997
do you wish ta hear of them?
FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Tue Dec 9 21:18:52 PST 1997
Boy o boy, do I like chips.I certainly do! Unfortunately, once the good ones are eaten, there are only bits and scraggy
pieces left in the bottom of tha bag and they are hard to pick up and eat. Tha crums get under your
fingernails an tha salt goes right to any papercuts on your fingers an tha' vinegar asweel.o.k. an tha' lard.
I hate to waste anything in ma basic food groups so I searched for some uses of chip crums.
there are some useful recipes for chip crums. But in the searching oot I found
some history of chips.
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 9 21:07:55 PST 1997
How about Robyn doing Camper Van Beethoven's Turquoise Jewelry?
FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Tue Dec 9 21:06:02 PST 1997
there's a load of crap been written here wi' my name attached, cut that oot or i'll come over there ta America an cut YOU up a treat.jimmy.I talk aboot making chips an Robyn.in tha order. well o.k. an tha bit aboot lard.
FROM: Ono-Mono-Peeppeee!
DATE: Tue Dec 9 21:05:22 PST 1997
Buy guise. Sea ewe necks tweak.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 9 21:04:32 PST 1997
That was a "real" message too.
FROM: Me Thinks THou Dust Yo Testicles To Mush
DATE: Tue Dec 9 21:03:35 PST 1997
I don't have any problem with you being gay. I was just commenting on you're being a prick. And that you wrote that piece and I wouldn't own it because it's not what I am into (and it's poorly written, but that's beside the point....)
FROM: hooded
DATE: Tue Dec 9 21:02:52 PST 1997
I have a real message for rOb & Myk, back a 5-6 posts. 'Sally Can't Dance No More', I'd like to hear Robyn do that one!
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 9 21:01:16 PST 1997
Gay erotica is very INTENSE though, almost wish I was.
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 9 20:59:41 PST 1997
I am not gay (not that theres anything wrong with that).
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 9 20:58:41 PST 1997
Woo-Hoo!
FROM: WB is short for Woolen Boogers, Esq.
DATE: Tue Dec 9 20:56:13 PST 1997
Who said I couldn't handle it, you porn-writing little snot licking prick?
FROM: Anonym-a.s.s. is a sick little puppy. Slightly centered on the self. No?
DATE: Tue Dec 9 20:55:04 PST 1997
I ride me. I my hands my naked air put I like I self Once I'm dead I They my I I their me their me they me, they me me I I I I them.
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 9 20:54:55 PST 1997
I hate to sound like a child but "you started it my backbiting little spaz", if you can't handle it DON'T START IT. Simple enough? London Times site doesn't have a Robyn review, how dissappointing.
FROM: Pokey Auto Sphincters
DATE: Tue Dec 9 20:51:07 PST 1997
Voltaic is a weeny. Anonym-a.s.s. sucks. Willybee blows. But Voltaic does not require their services. He is straight. So, WB and Anonym-a.s.s. should get together.
FROM: Slykew
DATE: Tue Dec 9 20:47:21 PST 1997
I'd say "that wasn't me," but that is getting so tiresome. Willybee has a lot of f--king nerve siding with Myk-Miniver. I personally find nothing interesting with gay "forum" letters. I've never been into gay erotica. But be that as it may, anonym-a.s.s at least tried to do something original. He should be congratulated for defying the past and attempting to write something original. Then again, it could be WB (it's not much better than anything he'd write, but the punctuation is better...) and he's arguing with himself. At any rate, I concluded sometime during the last few archives that you all love us, or you'd ignore us. Instead, you commentate like d--k Button discussing a trible-sow-cow with Peggy Flemming and Dean Wormer. So I am far from out of here. Tattle Wrinkle Bean!
FROM: hooded
DATE: Tue Dec 9 20:33:13 PST 1997
wheres rOb?, I'm making chicken and sausage gumbo (no work tomorrow so staying up late to partake in beer and gumbo), and that southerner is nowhere to be found! rOb, Lou Reed and the Replacements do wonders for a broken heart! Stay away from Counting Crows at all costs! Any favorite Robyn songs to listen to (besides 'she dosn't exist anymore' or 'my wife and my dead wife' already gave her a copy of 'exist', don't think I'll be getting the cd player back now!! Myk- always willing to lend a breath of sanity.
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 9 20:08:13 PST 1997
I agree wholeheartily with Myk, this is a family board. It must retain a certain level of dignity, that sick little admission of Volty's has crossed the line! We (I do hope I speak for everyone) do not care what you do on your spare time. Just leave it the door. Thank you and enjoy the rest of your evening.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 19:59:40 PST 1997
there is no excuse for that sort of writing. period. must you really be so base when considering a topic to write about? please. no matter the author, it was unacceptable. please, go away if you must write that filth.
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 9 19:30:25 PST 1997
Cute dirty jokes earlier.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 9 19:28:12 PST 1997
aCquire
FROM: Voltaic
DATE: Tue Dec 9 19:27:26 PST 1997
I'm waiting for someone to ride me. I am on my hands and knees, my naked a-- is sticking up in the air, in a room full of clothed men.I've put myself in this position because I like the power I aquire throgh self-denigration.Once these men think I'm no better than dead meat I have the advantage.They drain their sperm into my a-- one-by-one. I enjoy the pain I steal from their pleasure in hurting me. After their finished with me they spit on me, they dress me and push me out the door. When I get home I squat over a frying pan, letting out the sperm and s--t. I cook it, mix it with wine and eat it. Replaying each man as I ingest them one-by-one.
FROM: willy you idiot
DATE: Tue Dec 9 19:18:22 PST 1997
yawn.
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 9 19:07:58 PST 1997
I think I chased him away. GOOD!!!!
FROM: wb
DATE: Tue Dec 9 18:54:37 PST 1997
BUSY
FROM: wb
<open letter to a Voltaic >
DATE: Tue Dec 9 18:53:25 PST 1997
Get a life you pretentious weirdo! Am I really worth all the trouble that your going through by posting this shi.t? I'm flattered, but it is time to stop.
FROM: just a small head wound please
DATE: Tue Dec 9 18:50:03 PST 1997
Since the accident I have done nothing but listen to Rush Limbaugh and have gained an insatiable
love of big guns and an all consuming hate of faggots and Jigaboos. In fact all I do anymore is read
NRA literature, talk about how all the jigaboos are getting all the good jobs and all the damn faggots
are sodomizing our children. I am dictating this to someone who still knows how to read and write
as I have forgotten how to do that kind of liberal garbage. Cancel my subscription and send me a
refund or I will come blow your commie-faggot liberal head off.
FROM: willybee
<the real thing>
DATE: Tue Dec 9 18:49:06 PST 1997
WOW, Volty you've been a very buisy and naughty psycho haven't you? I would like to note I am not responsible for any of this crazyness today, I logged off 'bout 11:00.
FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Tue Dec 9 18:41:49 PST 1997
LA County Sheriff Dept. mega-goon Pete Bondurant's need for big bucks and a job, and
Jesuit-trained FBI agent/Boyd-protégé Ward Littell's moral fervor with the motley agendas
of J. Edgar Hoover, Joe Kennedy Sr. and a very IV-drugged out Howard Hughes, whom
Ellroy refers to affectionately now and again as "Dracula." Hoover recruits Boyd to become
the FBI's inside man on Bobby Kennedy's McClellan Committee investigative organ on steaming wonderbread munchers.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 18:35:57 PST 1997
alright, hooded! please, bring an extra can of sanity to the discussion. we may need it to offset the madness that sets in (sometimes my fault, i know....). just think, sleepy recently finished a nice show watching robyn rock the mean fiddler! [as Austin Powers] lucky bird she is, baby!
FROM: minjee stinjee
DATE: Tue Dec 9 18:23:57 PST 1997
you're all worthless and weak. Now drop and give me twentyfive cents.
FROM: hooded
DATE: Tue Dec 9 18:03:05 PST 1997
not on, I mean one
FROM: hooded
DATE: Tue Dec 9 18:02:13 PST 1997
Well, I'll contribute my 3 cents, and hopefully offset the speutem thrown on the board today. Myk- liked your comment on the trees screaming. Also thought of a better alarm clock. How about on that dispenses a swallow of water and a caffine pill? Or better yet, coffee. I'm sure the coffee clock is already out there. Oh well, see you all tomorrow- No work for me!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 16:32:09 PST 1997
nah, i get plenty of exercise, and my workout time isn't until i go to bed. thanks for the inspiration, though.
FROM: Douglas C. Niedermeyer
<Sgt. At Arms>
DATE: Tue Dec 9 16:28:16 PST 1997
you're all worthless and weak. Now drop and give me twenty.
FROM: Douglas C. Niedermeyer
<Sgt. At Arms>
DATE: Tue Dec 9 16:27:24 PST 1997
you're all worthless and weak. Now drop and give me twenty.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 16:23:39 PST 1997
well, so glad i can share posting time with "Slykew". clever. what kind of terrible traumas befell the writer(s) of this psychotic nonsense? if you're still there, please share. but if you'd like, we can discuss robyn!
FROM: The Finest Bit of Prose Ever to Grace This Board
DATE: Tue Dec 9 16:20:13 PST 1997
FROM: Slykew
I am a composite beast, combining the beauty and power of three message
board regulars. I represent, among hundreds of other correspondences,
the three original seasons, the maiden, the mother and the crone, and
the trinity. I am a vision heralding the realization of your mystical
destiny. I am a symbolic representation of truth, and I am the name of
the special menu item you will add to the McDonalds where you work,
anonym-a.s.s.
FROM: L.
DATE: Tue Dec 9 16:09:28 PST 1997
Have a nice sleep. I'll dream of you tonight givingmeintensepleasure.
FROM: L.
DATE: Tue Dec 9 14:26:26 PST 1997
Are you out there anywhere?
FROM: L.
DATE: Tue Dec 9 14:22:11 PST 1997
I'm sorry, my computer kept saying the server could be down or not responding. It wouldn't let me post.
FROM: Slykew
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:33:49 PST 1997
All gone I felt by L.'s me I my penis. Sure it's soar it's still.
FROM: Voltaic
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:33:38 PST 1997
As Sir Winston Churchill said when asked why he was often seen wearing a dress at his private club, "I am multitude!"
FROM: L.
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:33:38 PST 1997
Even if Willybee masturbated constantly, I don't think his penis would come off.
FROM: willybee
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:31:58 PST 1997
Well now you've all gone and flustered me. I felt genuinely hurt by L.'s comments of me masturbating so much I yanked my penis off. Sure it's soar a lot, but it's still hanging there.
FROM: Slykew
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:30:56 PST 1997
I am a composite beast, combining the beauty and power of three message board regulars. I represent, among hundreds of other correspondences, the three original seasons, the maiden, the mother and the crone, and the trinity. I am a vision heralding the realization of your mystical destiny. I am a symbolic representation of truth, and I am the name of the special menu item you will add to the McDonalds where you work, anonym-a.s.s.
FROM: L.
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:29:54 PST 1997
I love the X Files. Both sexes agree, Gillian Anderson is yummy.
FROM: Willy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:29:00 PST 1997
I' dint cry when my own father was hanged for stealing a mule, but I'll cry now
FROM: L.
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:28:27 PST 1997
Do you really watch X-Files? And, give me a straight answer. But, if you want to play games today on the message board I'll play with you.
FROM: Massed gadgets
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:28:10 PST 1997
ya dirty joke tellin, steaming wonderbread muncher.
FROM: ōßō
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:27:26 PST 1997
GOOD BYE - YOU WIN BY DEFAULT - I HAVE TO GO HOME - I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH - I LOVE YOU ALL VERY MUCH
FROM: Uh? Oh! Er... Ah!
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:27:18 PST 1997
All I'm willybee yanked off constant.
FROM: Sleepy-Myk-Chewing Wax trinity
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:26:15 PST 1997
p--s p--s p--s rattle rattle rattle tinkle tinkle pee
FROM: [†_†]
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:26:12 PST 1997
koala bear?
FROM: Sleepy-Myk-Chewing Wax trinity
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:24:54 PST 1997
Willybee's back side?
FROM: L.
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:24:51 PST 1997
All right. You got me. I'm willybee's female side. Willybee yanked his penis off with his constant masturbating.
FROM: Alfred E. Anonym-a.s.s.
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:24:21 PST 1997
Willybee's female I?
FROM: Alfred E. Mass God Saw What You Did
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:23:20 PST 1997
I blame most **baddly** musings, laments, etc.
FROM: L.
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:22:43 PST 1997
Willybee's female side? I don't think so.
FROM: Mrs Lickme Pigfat
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:22:14 PST 1997
It's dredge pearls of I you.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:21:43 PST 1997
This isn't me. Where am I? GO AWAY!!
FROM: There you go against
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:20:35 PST 1997
Fox Mulder ground in years to live another chase reached for that heķd position. His slick noise tried a grunt knees, he swung saw.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:20:20 PST 1997
The best X Files ever will be shown on FX Thursday evening. Home. Home of the Peac--k family.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:18:57 PST 1997
I must take credit or blame (depending
on which one you read) for most of those stupid and painfully baddly written stories, musings, laments, etc.
FROM: L.
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:18:38 PST 1997
Thnk you for asking, but I'm not feeling lonely today. But, I am suffering incredible pain in my lower back from that "monthly" thing. I have to go take something. be right back.......
FROM: Voltaic
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:18:12 PST 1997
It's quite an honor that you feel inclined to take the time to go back into the archives and dredge up my old pearls of wisdom. I couldn't be bothered to do the same for you.
FROM: Alfred E. Anonym-a.s.s.
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:17:34 PST 1997
Wot, me wowwY? Gotta go mass, now, see you jones!
FROM: pink mucus
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:17:24 PST 1997
Fox Mulder came to lying face down on the ground, in the dark, with the worst storm in twenty-five
years roaring around him. Scullyķs never going to let me live this down, he thought to himself.
Another wild goose chase after UFOs, which we didnķt even see after three days, and now
weķre almost drowned on our way back to the car. He reached for the large flashlight that heķd
dropped when he fell, with a vague memory of the deafening explosion of a lightning strike nearby
being the cause of his prone position. His hands were slick with rain and mud.
"Scully?" he called uselessly into the noise of the storm. "Scully!" he tried again, louder this time, and
was rewarded with a grunt. Pushing himself to his knees, he swung the light around and saw ......
S
FROM: ōßō
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:16:59 PST 1997
What is the meaning of anything?
FROM: Alfred E. Anonym-a.s.s.
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:16:34 PST 1997
My only talent is I can remember everything voltaic ever said here.
FROM: L.
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:16:00 PST 1997
I'll admit it. I know I shouldn't,but I am willybee's female side.
FROM: Freddy Krueger
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:15:40 PST 1997
I have wanting your darkness
FROM: L.
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:15:01 PST 1997
And , his artistic ability on the computer??? The koala bear is cute, but what is the meaning behind all those dots?
FROM: Voltaic
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:14:23 PST 1997
Once again willybee, you absolutely incredible moron, put a space after the comma. I can tell it's you every time you don't Pathetic. Please please put a space after the comma. It drives me MAD when you don't.
FROM: Poking Auto Sphincters
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:14:09 PST 1997
Midas, where are yee!?
FROM: joycean jazz
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:13:32 PST 1997
Mrs Lickme Pigfat is all hive and welted ink leave, land.
FROM: L.
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:11:53 PST 1997
Are you lonely today my love?
FROM: Arcs Have War Ships
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:11:45 PST 1997
Ooooh, 43 is awesome. Oooooh....
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:10:40 PST 1997
Myk, I'll always love you but I need to have Adam for my collection.
FROM: L.
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:10:31 PST 1997
God! That guy is really crazy today! Vegetable oil is better lard. But olive oil is better than both. And, larded donuts? Mrs. Lickme pigfat? I'm worried about this guy! He's definitely out to lunch!
FROM: Poke Otto Sphincters
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:10:19 PST 1997
Dis veddy veddy nishe
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:09:59 PST 1997
Gee Myk, I don't know. I haven't a clue. I'm so very naive.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:09:18 PST 1997
Hey Wax, what's going on here?
FROM: ļ(†0†)ļ
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:09:17 PST 1997
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DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:08:34 PST 1997
FROM: Polk Audio speakers
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:08:14 PST 1997
I'm pretty sure the original version was "jumping through the cleveland lard "Heh,heh,Cushca, do you smoke?
FROM: Ö\\††//
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:08:06 PST 1997
FROM: archive worshipping psychopathetic
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:07:56 PST 1997
goes full on angry goes full on angry goes full on angry goes full on angry goes full on angry goes full on angry goes full on angry goes full on angry ha ha ha ha ha rattle tinkle tee
FROM: \\††//
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:07:45 PST 1997
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:03:42 PST 1997
I'm pretty sure the original version was "jumping through the snow" but was changed in 1937 due to a copywrite infringement.
FROM: fruity and pretentious willybee
DATE: Tue Dec 9 13:01:09 PST 1997
ooops,"dashing" through the snow.*blush*
FROM: Decoy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 12:58:34 PST 1997
ME! PORK!!!
FROM: Nany-nany-nanny-goat....nyah-nyah!
DATE: Tue Dec 9 12:58:05 PST 1997
I am the winner. har har! Last one standing. Har har. Rattle Rattle. The board was just a little chat between Myk and Cushca and Chewing Wax until I began to stir it up. Then anonym-a.s.s. (who attends mass) and willybee (who is a mass -- of cleveland lard) chimed in. Har har! Now the archive worshipping psychopathetic goes full on angry. So fun. Har Har! Rattle tinkle tee!
FROM: willybee
DATE: Tue Dec 9 12:11:03 PST 1997
Well now you've all gone and flustered me. I felt genuinely hurt by hooded's comments of being a wacko! For this reason I
am now for the first and last time, going to admit my wrongdoings on this silly board. I must take credit or blame (depending
on which one you read) for most of those stupid and painfully baddly written stories, musings, laments, etc. I am the one and only anon. I play Satan, and Voltaic and all the others, but you already knew that
didn't you? There are some wonderful support groups for people like myself in my area, A.A. (Anon. Anonymous). I am in
the process of getting a sponsor and beating this sickness, with a stick if I have to! The last week I tried to be a good,
productive member of the board. I even mentioned RH on several occasions. I just cannot for some reason be accepted by CW
and his litter. I cut and paste, I constantly post during the day, 'cept at the first part of my lunch. I do chant as Myk would
say. I have way to many runins with people of authority. My first sexual experience with myself
when I was 24. I remember the sweating, feeling my blood boil, the nervousness, then came time to do it. We were at a
friend's of mine girlfriend. It didn't take very long at all, and what few seconds it did take I don't remember (I think I blacked
out)! I am not going to belittle anyone now, I probably won't make into work tomarrow. I first saw my mother naked when I
was 5, and I've been jealous of women ever since. Myk's right, this board is funnier when
you're on acid! I think r0b is right on the eye comment, there is a common thread throughout the album.((time for a
song---jumping through the snow in a one horse open sleigh, o'er the hills we go, laughing all the way (ha ha ha ha)/(repeat chorus)... oh well, I can't believe no is familiar Jack Frost's
debut album. I am a follower af the teachings of Martha Stewart. Has any one read The Lost Decade, The book about the Pogues?
www.pogues.com, it's a worthy read! Does anyone here have a clue what's it like to go through life ALWAYS being the ood
man out??? Don't know what else to say. hmmmmm...... oh well
FROM: satan=anon=willybee=allofus
DATE: Tue Dec 9 12:02:47 PST 1997
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FROM: satan=willybee=voltaic=me
DATE: Tue Dec 9 12:01:00 PST 1997
You are so incredibly boring, Sleepy-Myk-Chewing Wax trinity. I wouldn't want to be near you in a bar, you'd probably be
discussing beer bottle labels and where you had your first pale ale (new york city? boston? fresno!). Your message board
voices are fruity and pretentious. It "sounds" like an erstaz Python sketch (and now, at the mention of the Circus, we'll have a
three day volley of regurgitated skits, right? Okay, who's first?)
FROM: willybee=voltaic=satan=______
DATE: Tue Dec 9 11:58:27 PST 1997
I have Polk Audio speakers I bought in 1980 that have been good soldiers. Not top-o-the-line, but they have a very sweet
sound....By the way, has anyone else noticed that the Mossy Liquor lp is incredibly good, sound-wise? I taped it (for
personal use of course) and my tape of it is as good as any cd-to-tape I've done...for personal use..... Mossy Liquor, ask for
it by name
FROM: PunGosDead
DATE: Tue Dec 9 11:56:58 PST 1997
Well, I just want to thank everyone for making me feel so welcome. Hey, Voltaic, I have a pair of Polk audio's , too. Yes,
they do have a sweet sound. I like listening to Robyn with headphones on. I just close my eyes and drift away. On a side note,
I got the tab for 'If you were a Priest' a few days ago. It is supposed to be played with a G#addD. Well, the author didn't
know how to do it and neither do I. I think that just a G# works fine. If anyone happens by with more skilled fingers than
myself, a tip would be greatly appreciated. Guess that's it for today...PEACE!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 11:55:40 PST 1997
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FROM: willybee
DATE: Tue Dec 9 11:53:07 PST 1997
what's a butt wad?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 11:51:40 PST 1997
Cushca Cushca Cushca Cushca Cushca Cushca Cushca Cushca Cushca Sleepy Cushca Cushca Cushca
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 11:50:49 PST 1997
Too bad Cushca had to leave. She's a riot.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 11:49:06 PST 1997
Shhh. Unique. Sorry anonama.s.s
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 11:48:36 PST 1997
Shhh. uniqque?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 11:48:08 PST 1997
Shhh. Get your own uniqque and witty posting name you butt wad.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 11:47:10 PST 1997
I think he's talking to you
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 11:43:38 PST 1997
Shhhh. That wasn't me either.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 11:38:37 PST 1997
That wasn't me. Not that last time. Not one little bit.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 11:33:06 PST 1997
Shhhh. I think they are gone.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 11:31:56 PST 1997
I wonder where Queenie has gone. I tried to get on her web page and it just said "go away".
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 9 11:27:52 PST 1997
Mmm Haggis.
FROM: The Budgerigar Society of Great Britain
DATE: Tue Dec 9 11:08:53 PST 1997
Stomach bag and pluck (heart
Liver and lights of a sheep
-(You can substitute a
-Selection of organ meats)
2 Onions -- peeled
2 c Pinhead oatmeal
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 10:52:00 PST 1997
yeah, she's fun. i would love to meet her one day. i bet she's just as feisty.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 10:40:16 PST 1997
Too bad Cushca had to leave. She's a riot.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 10:31:15 PST 1997
yeah, wax.... we'll keep it down like quiet kittens.... the better to avoid waking them...
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 10:29:15 PST 1997
Shhhh. I think they are gone.
FROM: whipsmart
DATE: Tue Dec 9 10:18:34 PST 1997
McLuedt, nice of you to finally give yourself a name, anonym-a.s.s.
FROM: Pogue Mahone (Kiss my arse!)
DATE: Tue Dec 9 10:17:44 PST 1997
Har har. I win. Last one standing and all that. Sod off, munchers! Bugger!
FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Tue Dec 9 10:06:23 PST 1997
Well, this group is beginning to look definitely cosmopolitan! I guess
if you were an Aussie you wouldn't mind to be called bugger something
... like in: "you silly bugger" (?)
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 10:03:51 PST 1997
cushca: if you're still there, check your email.
FROM: Pellegrini o Locoluis
DATE: Tue Dec 9 10:03:39 PST 1997
sod off.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 9 10:01:57 PST 1997
Oh well, I'm going home. Be good boys.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 10:00:10 PST 1997
Hey. Nope. Not me. This is the first posting in this archive for me. I've been doing real work for a change.
FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:59:47 PST 1997
Sorry, ya dirty joke tellin,
steaming wonderbread muncher.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:59:39 PST 1997
Yeah, what he said.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:57:15 PST 1997
DO NOT use my name to tell dirty jokes. if i want to tell dirty jokes, i will.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:57:05 PST 1997
Oh yes. It's well known
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:55:37 PST 1997
That's not actually you CW , is it?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:53:45 PST 1997
Mmmm. Haggis.
FROM: Pellegrini o Locoluis
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:52:00 PST 1997
who's actually reading this post to you and typing your reply?
Are you looking for a Gorbels kiss ya steaming haggis muncher?
Ock aii the nooo and all that johnny foreigner crap
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:49:31 PST 1997
Oh yes. It's well known through out Texas that Northern fish cakes are far and away the best.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:47:39 PST 1997
Stop quoting me already. Smoking out her ears eh? Kinky.
FROM: McCushca
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:47:16 PST 1997
I used to be married to John Bingham john.bingham@ucl.ac.uk>. but after
a messy divorce and an attempted murder, we're on speaking terms again.
Now, they're trying to drive me insane by saying:
In the HARD AS NAILS NORTH of England fishcakes consist of a layer of fish
and a layer of potato with a batter coating, with an absolutely divine
taste.
In the soft south fishcakes are full of some kind of fish paste mush, are
coated in orange bread crumbs, taste crap and are smaller!
FROM: Skish-ah
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:46:37 PST 1997
"I don't get it." -- Chewing Wax
FROM: Indeed
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:45:19 PST 1997
I think she's smoking right now -- out of her ears!
FROM: The Message Board Anarchist Kook Book
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:44:26 PST 1997
"If you can't beat them with beautiful rambling non-sequitars, a barrage of truly bad, unfunny jokes is appropriate."
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:43:18 PST 1997
Cushca, do you smoke?
FROM: Yoda-head
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:42:32 PST 1997
Cushca, see how easy it is to become vicious here?
FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:42:17 PST 1997
Q. Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
FROM: McStereotype
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:41:57 PST 1997
I had a big problem this morning... NO ONION PEELS!!!! I had to have just grissle, black puss and fried cat nipples. oh, yeah, NO
JISM EITHER! Jeez, that'll teach me for getting f--ked up the a-- and not going shopping... I mean, how's a man to survive? I'm NOT
the kind of fella that can eat steak (I'm homo).
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:41:26 PST 1997
I think you should all wash your mouths out with soap and water. Either that or sod off.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:40:24 PST 1997
Chewing Wax, you silly boy. You know exactly what Alpen is. Naughty naughty!
FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:39:50 PST 1997
Q. What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?
A. One snatches watches...
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:39:34 PST 1997
I don't get it. What does lubrication have to do with cigarettes?
FROM: Myk
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:38:04 PST 1997
Q. What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use a lubricant.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:37:07 PST 1997
What's Alpen?
FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:35:51 PST 1997
I had a big problem this morning... NO EGGS!!!! I had to have just bacon,
black pudding and fried bread. oh, yeah, NO MILK EITHER! Jeez, that'll
teach me for getting p--sed and not going shopping... I mean, how's a man
to survive? I'm NOT the kind of fella that can eat Alpen (I'm hetro).
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:35:30 PST 1997
So, RH is playing in the London area tonight. I wonder what he'll play.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:34:09 PST 1997
sick sick sick sick sick sick sick hairy bits of cheese keeping the sick down again.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:32:57 PST 1997
hazzy? Cool. Is that like snazzy and lazy sideways, sort of?
FROM: a hollow, clear, floating flickering thing
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:32:20 PST 1997
Mmmm. I must admit, I liked that pizza that was on your floor last time I
stayed! Those fluffy bits were great for holding the sick down.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:32:14 PST 1997
Vodka! Mmmm! Good with crackers and that lard dip. Martha Stewert, eat yer heart out.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:32:05 PST 1997
political loyalties are so hazzy in this post cold war era
FROM: One Toof Joe
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:31:26 PST 1997
No rest for the wigged out. See ya'll at the sweet-'tater pie snortin' contest.
FROM: Yogi B
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:30:37 PST 1997
We are three and three are we....deja vu all over again....
FROM: Grumbling Beautician
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:29:55 PST 1997
Yadda Yadda Yadda. Bastards...
FROM: Lovely fluffy chips
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:29:34 PST 1997
He is the hollow, clear floating bottle of vodka who throws tantrums in the modern age.
FROM: Willybee.
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:29:18 PST 1997
Hi
FROM: Me
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:29:07 PST 1997
We're all three here! Maybe if we ignore Myk et al, they'll go away!
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:28:22 PST 1997
...or maybe it's just a reasonably intelligent person who should know better.
FROM: GrammarAlexanderplatz
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:28:17 PST 1997
Hi Willybee.
FROM: Rod Stewart lounge
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:27:24 PST 1997
Dont bother the people in the Rod Stewart lounge we did nothing,let us alone.
FROM: Swelling Pride
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:27:15 PST 1997
guees? You're teasing, jolly rancher!
FROM: anonyma.s.s.
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:27:13 PST 1997
Rattle rattle. Yawn Yawn. Number 455 in a series. Blah blah blah.