FROM: a hollow, clear, floating flickering thing
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:26:06 PST 1997
He is the child who throws tantrums in the modern age. Lard lard lard lard bubble wrap.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:25:56 PST 1997
re: a hollow, clear, floating flickering thing...that is getting very lame, anonyma.s.s.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:24:28 PST 1997
the following quote gives a glimpse to his motives: "Intrusion? What a light-hearted word. Isn't it more of a violation?" you see, his greatest fear is to be dismissed or ignored or to be unobserved. he is the child who throws tantrums to be noticed. he didn't outgrow this stage, or he could be a 6 year old with an expanded vocabulary. you never can tell in the modern age.
FROM: a hollow, clear, floating flickering thing
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:24:06 PST 1997
What is the meaning of your intrusion?Cushca, Do you prefer lard or vegetable oil? let us
discuss RH in peace.
FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:20:00 PST 1997
thoses? What on earth......the land where people drink wine and eat meat pies
and corn pies. Guees where? As down south as you can picture...
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:19:22 PST 1997
GO AWAY you horrible beastly person. Go bother the people in the Rod Stewart lounge and let us discuss RH in peace.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:19:19 PST 1997
Intrusion? What a light-hearted word. Isn't it more of a violation?
FROM: Yogi B
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:18:39 PST 1997
Hey, guys, want some Yoohoo!?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:18:23 PST 1997
I think I should challenge this person who is jealous of me. What is the meaning of your intrusion?
FROM: So glad to please you, my love
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:17:19 PST 1997
WELL HERE'S ONE FROM WAYYYYY BACK, FRUITY!: "SHUT UP!" -- CHEWING WAX
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:15:02 PST 1997
you're right, wax... this one isn't bright enough to be voltaic, and his faux-lust for wax is just plain pathetic. how uninspired.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:14:49 PST 1997
Oh, I knew you would like that one. I said it just for you. How many postings until he repeats thoses words, I asked myself. You held out for four. Well done.
FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:13:30 PST 1997
mental health fluffy, creamy and soft on the inside?At least it is North of Watford Gap.dodgy
accents.
FROM: You know who!
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:11:53 PST 1997
Myk, I am jealous of you, too: protecting Chewing Wax like that. That's my job!
FROM: For the hall of flame
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:10:37 PST 1997
Two great quotes for the day.... (1) "Nice exorcism Myk." -- Cushcha. (2) "I don't know what's going on." -- Chewing Wax.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:09:57 PST 1997
What on earth......
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:09:38 PST 1997
we celebrate too soon, cooshie my love. why does he get so mental on us? and why does he focus on wax? mr wax didn't instigate this foolishness. of course, that was a long time ago...
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:09:04 PST 1997
front of (sorry, anonym-a.s.s.)
FROM: Whirling Dervish
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:08:14 PST 1997
CHewing Wax: Your last three posts are a mixture of love and hate, fear and loathing. You are just too sexy for words. What do you really feel, or are you just trying to say the right thing in from of Cushca? (I am jealous of her don't you know, my love).
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:06:50 PST 1997
I think they've gone. Nice exorcism Myk.
FROM: a hollow, clear, floating flickering thing
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:06:34 PST 1997
Cushca, Do you prefer lard or vegetable oil?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:05:58 PST 1997
I think we hurt his feelings. He's off to e-mail the Webmaster and tell on us.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:02:02 PST 1997
yeah, wax, it would be hard to weep for his silly soul. reminds me of one of SNL's "Deep Thoughts": 'if trees screamed, would we cut them down? well, we probably would, if they screamed all the time and for no apparent reason'. ...hush, oh anonymous screamer.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 09:01:19 PST 1997
I have no idea what's going on. I just try and respond in such a way as to confuse or annoy him. It's great fun.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:59:46 PST 1997
OK, somebody explain because it's all gone slightly too mental for me.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:58:44 PST 1997
He's right. I don't care. He could overdose right now and I wouldn't give a s--t.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:57:21 PST 1997
Or better yet, ask a Manhattan indian
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:56:35 PST 1997
Cuscha, maybe in England you still "care." That was something nobody ever did here! From the very beginning, it was "every man for himself and p--s on you!" Just ask Baby (C)Hewy!
FROM: a hollow, clear, floating flickering thing
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:56:27 PST 1997
There are bodies,mucky puppets, and a happy go lucky beer whore.reality has no schedule.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:54:53 PST 1997
Gee Myk, I'm pretty sure this is willybee and not Voltaic. The real Voltaic was so much more clever then this.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:54:37 PST 1997
There's a government provision for mental health patients here called Care In The Community. I wonder if anyone is familiar with it?
FROM: Pete T
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:53:51 PST 1997
Pretending to take pills! I take so many pills they don't even see! I am totally P.i.s.s.e.d. 24-hours a day on any which pill I can find. I'll medicate you just by breathing on you. Ask Chewy!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:52:37 PST 1997
It's Fegmania! Day!
FROM: You know who, cutey pie!
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:52:24 PST 1997
Oh, you're shouts are like poison arrows in my heart, my love!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:51:50 PST 1997
silly voltaic! are you still pretending to take the pills by sticking them under your tongue so the nurse thinks you swallowed 'em? they'll get wise to you.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:51:29 PST 1997
Shut up!
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:50:52 PST 1997
You're too late. I've come to wake you up.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:50:25 PST 1997
)
FROM: You know who, darling
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:49:53 PST 1997
Missed you too, Chewy Dewy. Smoootchy Smoootchy! Have you told them yet (or are you waiting for the "big day" to tell them our little secret?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:48:59 PST 1997
it used to be limited to US nocturnal hours, cushca. "avert your eyes, and we may yet be saved".
FROM: We got one toof between all of us
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:48:39 PST 1997
"Heavens to Betsy"? Do you get The Real McCoy's and The Beverly Hillbillies in Jolly Ol' Teabag!?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:48:10 PST 1997
It is a bit early today isn't it. He hasn't really been about for a couple days though.
FROM: Mrs Lickme Pigfat
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:47:12 PST 1997
Ipher-say: Iglatin-Pay. Ay-I eel-fay ike-lay iffing-ray oday-tay, kay-o-ay?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:46:17 PST 1997
Oh heavens to Betsy. I thought this only happened in the wee small hours after I've gone home.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:45:52 PST 1997
I don't know Myk, sugar in the tea is a pretty large crime, especially if done on purpose to instigate a slap fight.
FROM: Mr Lickme Pigfat
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:45:43 PST 1997
attle-ray inkle-tay ee-tay
FROM: —ô£°2/—dsads
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:44:23 PST 1997
°SHhhh! THere is a BrAin trust on display! Shheeee!—ø
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:44:08 PST 1997
Profound comment - #28 in a series: Today's profound comment: "All Fluffy Quite, Today!. Jeez! I like Larded Donuts! Especially with Death!"
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:43:23 PST 1997
that's quite a penalty for such a minor infraction. and to think.... you're so young! one can only wonder what a terror you'll be in the future! i love it!
FROM: Joey M. Levelant
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:42:56 PST 1997
Anybody hear?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:42:34 PST 1997
"Robyn" she said, "you know I don't take sugar..."
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:42:02 PST 1997
Today's profound comment: "All Fluffy Quite, Today!. Jeez! I like Larded Donuts! Especially with Death!"
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:40:48 PST 1997
I'm quite feisty all the time, as I'm sure Sleepy would confirm, were she here. Many is the time I've given her a slap for putting sugar in my tea.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:34:10 PST 1997
you're quite feisty today, cushca! when the master's away...
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:29:07 PST 1997
Yeah, what he said.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:26:54 PST 1997
Decoy doesn't know squat.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:22:28 PST 1997
decoy might question that...
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:22:10 PST 1997
You of course CW.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:22:09 PST 1997
i could use a nap, too. time for this kitten to go back into the basket, momma wax. meow. "angel", huh? hmmm...
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:14:40 PST 1997
Who's the angel boy?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:09:04 PST 1997
Ah, you angel boy, you.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:08:56 PST 1997
footie! footie! footie! not to be confused with "footsie", which is something entirely different. heh heh... mr wax's accent is about as far from texan as one can get. (i've never heard him speak, but i'm reasonably confident about it!)
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:08:46 PST 1997
I need a nap.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 08:06:31 PST 1997
Soccer. Anfield. Worstershire. I don't see what's so funny.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:58:26 PST 1997
And it's not soccer. It's footie.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:58:04 PST 1997
And the funniest thing is, I can just imagine you saying words like "Beatles" and "Anfield" in your Texan twang. I cannot express in mere words how gut-achingly funny that is.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:54:19 PST 1997
I'd love to visit Liverpool someday. Visit the BEatles Museum. Go to a Soccer game at Anfeld. That would be awesome.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:52:33 PST 1997
i know that feeling, cushca, when something like that temporarily disorients you, and then you feel silly. i sometimes feel that way about my alarm clock... that i should receive a food pellet as reward for figuring out how to hit the snooze button! at last week's expo, i received a mini-flashlight/torch keychain from a defense contractor and a hollow, clear, floating keychain from a national accounting firm. the reps from the acctg firm couldn't figure out why their keychain was hollow, and they could only suggest that it looked like a great place to store one's pot stash. oh, how times have changed.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:49:31 PST 1997
Well, I'm hopefully going to an album launch next week and in the New Year I'm heading up to Liverpool and Manchester to see my friends up there and do the club thing. Of course, all of this will occur once I have my sight back......
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:48:19 PST 1997
Did you have it pressed right up to your eyeball?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:47:12 PST 1997
No I'm not going to see him. I believe my master would disapprove.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:46:40 PST 1997
You can't escape them. The sports talk radio programme I'm listening to just played a Spice Girls clip. Sure it was to make fun of them, but still.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:46:24 PST 1997
no robyn news today, except that lucky sleepy gets to see him tonite! damn, i live on the wrong side of the atlantic! so, cushca, go to any cool gigs this weekend? or anytime soon? or any clubs?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:46:01 PST 1997
Oh what larks. We have just been sent a corporate mini torch thing by someone as a little Christmas present type thing. I decided to turn it on, not realising it was quite so bright. Everything is too blotchy. It brought to mind wildlife doc-mentaries where they give something mechanical yet simple to a gorilla to play with. Oh the shame.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:45:05 PST 1997
You're not going tonight to see him are you?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:36:58 PST 1997
Don't ask me. I'm just a girl. We can talk about Robyn if you like.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:33:35 PST 1997
I don't get it. And what does any of this have to do with RH?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:32:34 PST 1997
bubble wrap? you kinky thing, you! we must have dinner sometime!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:32:03 PST 1997
Did someone say vodka?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:30:33 PST 1997
plenty of molson, not much labatt, though i guess i could find it, if necessary. bud has a slightly higher alcohol content abroad, but it's still bud. i was also shocked to see a bit of rolling rock abroad, which is palatable, though not worth shipping past the Pennsylvania state line.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:29:29 PST 1997
Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, vodka, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, doughnuts, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, bubble wrap, Adam, Adam, Adam.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:28:45 PST 1997
The "I aggree" shoud have been edited out there.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:28:00 PST 1997
I've always suspected as much. I aggree. Hey Myk, do you get the proliferation of Molson and Labatt in DC?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:26:36 PST 1997
a beer whore??!! i'm shocked! believe me, alcohol is quite optional for my promiscuous activities! ha!, again.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:23:48 PST 1997
Myk's a beer whore!!!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:22:24 PST 1997
see ya later, wb, my li'l agent provocateur d'amour. ha!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:20:55 PST 1997
alright, alright... enough ribbing about ol' adam. i was disappointed to see him drinking Budweiser, however. a lousy beer, and only slightly better when purchased in the UK. (in a london pub,a lovely irish girl a--ured me it was quite a fine beer there. i tried hers. she was incorrect. i was polite about it, since my interest wasn't in the beer. heh heh.)
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:19:11 PST 1997
See yah.
FROM: willybee
<"willybee has left the building..er... website">
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:18:34 PST 1997
I'm leaving, I'm leaving!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:14:57 PST 1997
I've been having endless fun generating random St¸ffe. It's so stupid.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:12:47 PST 1997
I want my mum.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:12:09 PST 1997
Myk, love has no time schedule. In reality it has no schedule of any sorts.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:08:07 PST 1997
Cw, just to let you know I laughed aloud on the picture remark.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:07:10 PST 1997
heh heh silly wax. no puppets, dear cushca, i a--ure you. a bit of humor, that's all. just following wax's lead on this one... Adam, his Italian boyfriend, a scarf, and the Toy Patient... all in one bed!
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:06:04 PST 1997
Don't need a photo, your essence has beautified this world many times over.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:04:43 PST 1997
while i did convert your picture to a jpeg file to send to wax (since he didn't get one), i can a--ure you that you are NOT on a website.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:04:20 PST 1997
I meant Adam brings the puppets into bed. Sorry. That's what Myk told me anyhow.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:03:37 PST 1997
I always put your photo up on my desktop, you know, to set the mood.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:02:16 PST 1997
Myk - what is this mucky puppet thing about then?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:00:35 PST 1997
Is my photo on the ruddy Web or something? Am I going to be getting propositions from all corners of the earth? Including Texas?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 07:00:31 PST 1997
i was not aware this was "International Abuse of Myk Day"! hey, wax, no blabbing about the puppets!!! i knew that publishing my diary online was a bad idea... heh.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 06:56:56 PST 1997
i wish i could take credit for that last "Myk" posting, but i'm honest, so i can't. (thanks, willybee.. heh heh). that's entirely too forward for this hour of the morning!
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 9 06:56:53 PST 1997
I'm speechless with.....er......something. And it's not anticipation.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 9 06:56:22 PST 1997
pupPets. At this rate I won't be able to read by my 26th birthday.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 06:55:51 PST 1997
I think he's serious No "heh heh"'s or giggles.
FROM: willybee
DATE: Tue Dec 9 06:55:22 PST 1997
Pupets huh, aww that's so cute!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 06:53:18 PST 1997
Cushca, enough of these games damnit! Let's go, you and me, runnaway together to a place so far off the maps god himself couldn't even find us. There are bodies, our souls can intertwine without distraction from this brutal world. We will make passionate love under the stars, Everyday will be a just as exciting as the last, for it will be a new day to discover you! What do you say Babe, you and me?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 06:50:01 PST 1997
I had a friend who did a perfect Blossum dance. That was very funny. Cushca, I have faith that you will in fact get Adam. Myk told me he brings the puppets into bed with him.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 06:46:25 PST 1997
cushca: i'd love to see a performance some time! as for adam... well... i have my doubts. giggle. the other postings are not me, incidentally. if that's you, willy, good morning!
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 9 06:44:22 PST 1997
Oh ca-ca to the lot of you unruly boys. He will be mine.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 06:43:17 PST 1997
Hey wb, how about a nice poem with flowers and rainbows and songbirds and a happy go lucky little gnome named Festerly who hops about the village, rummaging about in people's waste bins and making a damned nuisance of himself.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 9 06:42:09 PST 1997
Jeeez, my punctuation really SUCKED on that one!
FROM: Adam's Man
DATE: Tue Dec 9 06:38:51 PST 1997
Sorry Cushca-Cushca-Cushca, wrong again. You just don't have the (GOODS) that I got.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 9 06:36:36 PST 1997
I lay in my cell and remember. Lives imagined and unlived passing, flickering through my distorted half-dreams.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 9 06:33:42 PST 1997
CW - she doesn't so much do the dance, as sing for me whilst I do it. The more I read what I just typed, the more I realise I need to get out more.
Myk - as I have been forced to tell you many times now, Adam does not have a boyfriend. He's as straight as....as......as.....a very not-bendy thing.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 06:25:19 PST 1997
when sleepy reads this, cushca, she's not going to acquiesce when you demand another trip to the stationery cupboard. heh heh. as for your proposed fling with adam: his italian boyfriend might be annoyed at the prospect.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 06:22:01 PST 1997
I can see how you would miss all that. Do you mean she does the Spice Girls dance, whatever the hell that is?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 9 06:18:22 PST 1997
Thought so. Oh well, she'll be back on Thursday so I'm sure she'll delight you all with her charming banter then. I personally miss having someone to call me witchface every 10 minutes. Plus no-one else knows the Spice Girls dance quite like Sleepy. Sigh.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 06:14:17 PST 1997
Constantly
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 9 06:10:49 PST 1997
Wrong again Myk. The correct answer is that I will not rest until I know Adam in the biblical sense. And hello Mr Wax. Are you missing Sleepy yet?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 06:10:08 PST 1997
Excellent plan Myk. Well done. I also think if you stole his hat she'd lose interest.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 06:05:17 PST 1997
very true, wax. anything is better than "who's line". i'm not sure if the "footie" part would translate to this side of the atlantic, but the "toy" and "play room" stuff would be a hit here! it works out perfectly for me: when adam goes "hollywood", cushca will no longer desire him, placing me back squarely into her heart! er, that's the plan...
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 06:00:19 PST 1997
Hey Myk, wb - sad about Cushca. Don't you think that the Adam and Joe show would do well here on Comedy Central? I want to set something up. Can't be worse than Who's line is it anyway? or Viva Variety. More coffee now.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Dec 9 05:55:37 PST 1997
Awfully quiet today.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 05:26:00 PST 1997
mr wax! cushca felt snubbed, and so she left! oh, she must return! oh, well.... lemme calm down a bit. how's wax and blue today?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Dec 9 05:23:22 PST 1997
Good morning. I made some yummy coffee if I do say so myself. So much work, so little time, so little desire. Goodness, only sixteen shopping days until Christmas.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 04:52:45 PST 1997
it's our first real snow falling outside. it won't last, but nothing ever does, really. heh.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 04:51:04 PST 1997
sorry, cushca, but i had to shower and get ready for work. now i'm here at work. heh heh.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 9 04:46:58 PST 1997
How heart-warming to know that when I turn up, everyone vacates the premises........
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Dec 9 04:18:19 PST 1997
Hello, hello, hello from s--tey old Blighty. How's things?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Dec 9 03:59:47 PST 1997
well, my computer is on, so i might as well say hi to cushca, who wakes up way too early, having something to do with geography.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 8 19:54:08 PST 1997
Why did this board get invaded with 'eye-talians' all of a suddden?
FROM: Luigi Picante
DATE: Mon Dec 8 19:36:25 PST 1997
And still I am here, reading about cooking grease and donuts.
FROM: Ernesto Guiraldes
DATE: Mon Dec 8 19:31:42 PST 1997
I'll take one with elephants.
FROM: hooded
DATE: Mon Dec 8 18:42:02 PST 1997
people get what they deserve/ time is round but space is curved/ honey have you got the nerve/ to be queen elvis. Guess what I've got in the background? not much of a challange, here's something completely different. Here come old flattop/ He come grovin' up slowly/ He got ju ju eyeballs/ He's one holy roller/ He's got hair down to his knees/ He's got to be a joker he just do what he please. No real guess there either. My radio station here in Chicago featured John Lennon and the Beatles all day. A good day for a shi.tty reason. Well, I guess at least we all don't have to put up with Beatles reunion rumors. Would be kinda cool though.
FROM: Carlo Pontilux
DATE: Mon Dec 8 17:56:40 PST 1997
Hey, ya bastards, Black Bunion Records has never been involved in organized crime, at least not in the last ten months. It's well known those ties were broken when my dear old dad, Carmine, was offed by that rat bastard at Hang Me Like A Dog Records, Luigi Picante. Ciao, baby!
FROM: Mr Hepper
DATE: Mon Dec 8 17:53:47 PST 1997
Hitchc--k film news suggests a later date, last I heard. To get the most up-to-date answer (I don't think anybody at Warner's even remembers that this site was installed: please note the typo --hitchock? -- in the logo/graphic above, which has been there since day one. No, CW, that's not because "hitchc--k" is edited; it's a graphic, and those aren't edited)... check out the Fegmaniax site....
FROM: Dave Rave
DATE: Mon Dec 8 17:25:17 PST 1997
Hey I haven't toured this site to the hilt but does anyone know if the Jonathan Demme storefront film On Robyn will see any kind of "wide" arthouse type release next Feb...?
Peace to my mum and J. Winston Ono Boogie Lennon who share the same birth and passing dates. We all shine on!
FROM: Dave rave
DATE: Mon Dec 8 17:19:57 PST 1997
Re: Goodbye
I think the focus was those who passed on in 97' only... And I must say I had missed quite a few of those, Witherspoon and Fela most notable. What about Lonesome Cowboy Bill Burroughs, 79? And off the music track Robert "I missed the film noir cash in and glad I did" Mitchum & Col. Jimmy Stewart.
FROM: Guy Man Dude
DATE: Mon Dec 8 17:04:32 PST 1997
Those aware of the LA music scene late '80s will recognize my name. I don't appreciate the use of my name in misquotes from my former drummer. By the way, Rex's real name is Holden McGroin. He and Bill Bailey (Axl Rose) went to reform school together.
FROM: not nearly nearly enough
DATE: Mon Dec 8 17:02:02 PST 1997
On Tuesday, Rex Spudnut, drummer for Black Bunion Records recording artists "Tarantulaxatif", got really stoned smoking lacquer thinner mixed with drum shine. "I thought I was dead, dude! I woke up and found poop in my pants, dude! Cool, dude! Now I'm gonna go on a cruise, dude! Then we're gonna come back and record our next album, dude! It's gonna be called, 'Dude!, I almost died, dude!', dude!"
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 8 16:54:27 PST 1997
Further proof that there is no God is that Phillip Anselmo didn't stay dead.
FROM: I thought Pantera were corpses anyway
DATE: Mon Dec 8 16:52:53 PST 1997
How did ol' Philly know he was dead?
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Dec 8 16:51:58 PST 1997
The fifth doctor....my favourite!
FROM: City Slogans, 23rd in a Series
DATE: Mon Dec 8 16:50:54 PST 1997
"Dallas Texas, Where Philip Anselmo Almost Bought the Farm (Too Bad for Us He Didn't!)"
FROM: Pantera is for pubescent weenies
DATE: Mon Dec 8 16:49:19 PST 1997
Philip Anselmo could empty Lennon's trash, and they both know it.
FROM: nearly
DATE: Mon Dec 8 15:45:10 PST 1997
PANTERA frontman PHILIP ANSELMO claims he was dead for five minutes on
Sat--day following an potentially lethal drug overdose. The singer injected a dose of heroin
following the group's appearance in Dallas, Texas. In a statement he says, "I, Philip Anselmo
injected a lethal dose of heroin into my arm and died for four-to-five minutes. There was no
light, no beautiful music, just nothing.
FROM: Hasta la Vista
DATE: Mon Dec 8 15:38:44 PST 1997
Stu Sutcliffe.. Pete Hamm...
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 8 15:35:28 PST 1997
Mick Ronson (David Bowie guitarist)
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 8 14:37:00 PST 1997
....Ian Curtis...
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 8 13:56:20 PST 1997
...Michael Hedges...
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 8 12:55:29 PST 1997
Zappa, Marley, Tosh...
FROM: goodbye
DATE: Mon Dec 8 12:35:21 PST 1997
Michael
Hutchence
INXS
97-11-22
37
Suicide
Glenn
Buxton
Alice Cooper
97-10-19
49
Pneumonia
John
Denver
97-10-12
53
Airplane crash
Tommy
Tedesco
(session musician)
97-10-11
53
Jo
Bruce
Afro Celt Sound
System
97-10-08
28
Asthma
Jimmy
Witherspoon
97-09-18
74
Natural Causes
Nusrat Fateh Ali
Khan
97-08-16
48
Heart attack
Luther
Allison
97-08-12
58
Brain tumor
Fela
Kuti
97-08-02
58
Aids
Johnny
Copeland
97-07-03
60
Heart attack
John
Christian
Wolters
Dr. Hook
97-06-16
52
Cancer
Ronnie
'Plonk'
Lane
Small Faces
97-06-04
51
Multiple
Sclerosis
Jeff
Buckley
97-05-29
30
Drowned
Lawrence
Payton
Four Tops
97-05-..
59
Laura
Nyro
97-04-08
49
Cancer
Alan
Ginsberg
97-04-05
70
Cancer
Harold
Melvin
"Harold Melvin &
the Bluenotes"
97-03-24
57
Brian
Connolly
Sweet
97-02-09
52
Heart attack
Billy
MacKenzie
a--ociates
97-01-23
39
Suicide
Kenny
Pickett
Creation
97-01-07
Heart attack
Randy
California
Spirit
97-01-02
45 and John Lennon shot by an a--hole.
FROM: An Admonition and A Vow
DATE: Mon Dec 8 12:28:29 PST 1997
Commandment 23: Always be aware of the motivations for your actions. Or at least be aware of the lack of definable motivations. Let me try to explain: I came into work today to find complete chaos; I am expected to join in, freaked: running around trying desperately to extinguish fires, along with the rest of the poorly managed employees. Let it burn I say! The point is, I can see an entire company of 50 people in a continuous state of panic because management is totally lacking in quality and awareness. This company apparently prefers its employees to be panicked and disorganized. Very scary. And so I am here, reading about cooking grease and donuts and michael bolton and syd barrett and nick drake.
FROM: JOe
DATE: Mon Dec 8 12:22:28 PST 1997
The radio programme (sp?) is on the 20th. But really the fascination is that noone really knew poor Nick Drake. He just revealed himself in his tunes (and did he! ever hear Pink Moon anybody? how much more revealing can you get; poor boys broken heart
Well layter - I'm out of here. Must dash, to quote the fifth Doctor
FROM: Joe
DATE: Mon Dec 8 12:20:13 PST 1997
Sleepy - theres a Kaleidoscope program on Radio 4 on Nick Drake. ... Incidentally, anyone know anything about this 30th anniversary gig at Ally Pally commemorating the 14 hr technicolour dream that Syds floyd played at? I hear there was some rare footage of the man played there.
Well, I'm out of here. Its been real. Goodbye.
FROM: Joe
DATE: Mon Dec 8 12:12:33 PST 1997
Sllepy- said program is on the 20th. ... Personally, I don't think anyone will ever know who Nick was - all we have are the albums. Bryter layter (sp?)
FROM: Joe
DATE: Mon Dec 8 12:11:36 PST 1997
Sleepy - theres a Kaleidoscope program on Radio 4 on Nick Drake. ... Incidentally, anyone know anything about this 30th anniversary gig at Ally Pally commemorating the 14 hr technicolour dream that Syds floyd played at? I hear there was some rare footage of the man played there.
Well, I'm out of here. Its been real. Goodbye.
FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Mon Dec 8 12:11:33 PST 1997
lard! of course!!going now bye.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 12:06:52 PST 1997
Do you prefer lard or vegetable oil? It makes a difference I think.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 12:05:52 PST 1997
We call them French Fries.
FROM: Ernesto Guiraldes
DATE: Mon Dec 8 12:01:16 PST 1997
I'll take one with elephants.
FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:56:32 PST 1997
Chips..Crispy and Golden on the outside fluffy, creamy and soft on the inside.
1Cut the chips, with a knife, make them nice and chunky.
Get the fat *really* hot, this is where the danger comes in - the closer
you are to fire when making chips, the better the chips will be if you
survive the process.
Insert chips (in a wire holder thing)
Cook 'em for a bit, till they're pretty much ready.
Take them out of the fat, let the chips cool down and the fat heat up.
And this is the important bit, re-cook, just for a minute or two, so
they go brown and lovely.
Eat70 degrees is usually about right.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:53:58 PST 1997
Stop stop. You're making me soo hungry. I love Yorkshire cuisine with a good bottle of Kenyan blue.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:52:39 PST 1997
Silly willybee. Have fun with Autocad.
FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:51:15 PST 1997
"Anticapital", Coldcuts "More Beats & Pieces", sausage-y meatballs, a fried egg Deee-Lite "Dewdrops In The Garden", Luna "Sloioide", "Phrenetic aluminium Drums" Well, this food group is beginning to look definitely Yorkshire-ish.
FROM: willybee
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:45:14 PST 1997
I'm outta here, really got to get back to work. (I've got a new toy to will play with today).
FROM: Ernesto Guiraldes
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:42:02 PST 1997
Isn't that in Yorkshire?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:41:20 PST 1997
BULLSHIIT!
FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:40:45 PST 1997
And it is very important to enjoy the simple things in life. I never take anything for granted. The simple things in life are sometimes the best things.
FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:39:37 PST 1997
At least it is North of Watford Gap
I've just had a disturbing thaught. If northerners have dodgy accents
becasue they're as far south as you can get?
Is that the place where people read the bible in their kitchens
and
commit hari-kari in their barns?
Naaaahhh. That's Norfolk.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:39:36 PST 1997
Good bye L.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:38:47 PST 1997
Hushed are the winds and the still evening gloom, Not e'em a Zephyr wanders through the groove, Whilst I return to view my Margeret's tomb, And scatter flowers on the dust I love.
FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:33:52 PST 1997
You spelled tomorrow wrong. It only has one "m". But it's ok, your spelling is usually superb. I'll go now so you can get your work done. Bye.
FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:32:03 PST 1997
yaahh!! Ernesto, But no denying the sausage-y meatballs with a fried egg filling.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:31:03 PST 1997
..Or a cheap bottlle of ripple, either-or.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:29:59 PST 1997
I prefer a good port, something in the order of Fonseca.
FROM: Ernesto Guiraldes
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:28:51 PST 1997
Well done, pal!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:27:43 PST 1997
Yes. A 1.5 liter bottle of Conch y' Toro bought at any local Supermarket will do nicely. Yummy with goldfish crackers.
FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:27:24 PST 1997
Checking in with reality is sometimes very cruel. It takes away feelings, it hurts, it makes me cry . It takes away all my wonderful dreams I have of someone who is very special to me. But no denying it, it's there and there is nothing you can do about it.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:27:13 PST 1997
I think I should be getting back to work. Have a nice day CW, you too Volty.
FROM: Tom marrow
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:25:39 PST 1997
The pork needs cesium for the proper finish. Just a sprinkling will
lift the whole meal. I've always preferred Australian wines, alhtough
they are getting a little expensive now. Bulgarian or Rumanian goat cheese wines
are cheap and good here, especially the merlot based, but Chillean can
be good.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:25:16 PST 1997
I will! I will do that!!!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:23:01 PST 1997
tommOrrow
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:21:37 PST 1997
CW my dear, live, live life like theres no tommarrow, take each day as if it were an apple. Take one huge bite out of it, letting the juices flow down your chin. Cushca-Cushca-Cushca!
FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:20:30 PST 1997
Oh Yes!!and aluminium!!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:20:07 PST 1997
Thanks for that McLeudt
FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:19:28 PST 1997
L. I am L.
FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:18:39 PST 1997
Oh yes,and Beans, bacon, mushrooms, sausage-y meatballs with a fried egg filling,
something else I can't ...remember.....89p from Tesco.Gone now.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:17:59 PST 1997
Who the HELL is L.?
FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:17:14 PST 1997
I know what it feels like to be sad. It gets better after a while, though.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:16:46 PST 1997
Of course you are, you as well as most others are capable of feeling the simple joys of life. A sunny day, A moonlit walk with the one you love, the laughter of a small child. But for some of, the suffering of lonliness is all we have to hold onto.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:13:48 PST 1997
That wasn't me. It really wasn't. I'm happy. I'm feeling grand.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:13:30 PST 1997
My soul, my heart, my dreams, were crushed by the cruel reality of life.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:12:30 PST 1997
CW, why are tears rolling down your cheeks. Are you sad? I don't like to see you sad. What can I do to cheer you up?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:12:11 PST 1997
Bye McLuet. Thanks for that.
FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:10:40 PST 1997
I'm sure I read somewhere that /all/ the doner kebab things in the uk
come from one warehouse in Clapham (IIRC). And they're halal.
I live in Clapham... I've been looking for this warehouse for over a year -
I've been smelling it for about the same length of time... Although, that
could be Battersea. ;)
As far as the warehouse goes, I reckon that they just ferment the kebabs
there. According to the Sport (*the* newspaper), they've discovered a
slave-shop in Southall that has been making kebabs with alien DNA.....I'm going now.]:>
FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:09:42 PST 1997
Don't eat things with MSG in them. Also, don't eat anything with nitrites in it.. They are very carcinogenic. Yes, they are at school.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:08:42 PST 1997
Why are you so terribly sad?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:07:33 PST 1997
Forever shall I feel the saddness, that has descended upon me this day.
FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:06:28 PST 1997
Oh. Please don't cry. I can't stand to see you that way.
FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:05:58 PST 1997
Well, in reality, I think he really does know who he is. But when he's on the computer he's crazy.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:05:14 PST 1997
*sniff**sniff* ...as tears roll down my face.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:01:52 PST 1997
Accent, the popular food flavor enhancer, is, in fact, MSG. It makes my teeth buzz.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 11:00:05 PST 1997
Who is he really?
FROM: McLuedt
DATE: Mon Dec 8 10:59:48 PST 1997
mmmmmmmmmMMM!! Highly underrated and tasty condiment is Monosodium Gluedtomatos
. After all, we don't call salt sodium whatsit and think of it
as some additive. They should have msg on the table in cafes next to the
salt and pepper. It should be called "DoiinGG" or something. As it is I can
only use crushed Mongo Munch (Pickled Orion flavour) on my chips.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 10:58:56 PST 1997
Where are your children? Are they at school?
FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 8 10:55:07 PST 1997
I don't know why some of my messages are posting twice. I only hit post once.
FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 8 10:52:15 PST 1997
I do prefer someone with a multi-faceted personality. But, I'm not sure about the "identity crisis" type.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 10:51:12 PST 1997
You say he thinks he's CW?
FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 8 10:50:01 PST 1997
I do prefer someone with a multi-faceted personality. But, I'm not sure about the "identity crisis" type.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 10:45:12 PST 1997
Ah. Character is a tricky business.