FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 8 10:42:05 PST 1997
I'm sending messages to this guy who thinks he's someone else. He thinks he's CW. But, I know who he really is. I think he's having an identity crisis. That means he is uncertain about himself regarding character.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 10:36:53 PST 1997
I don't know why that keeps happening. You not Your


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 10:35:50 PST 1997
Of course I'll talk to you. If I don't respond quickly I'm doing work. I'm sorry your are lonely.


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 8 10:33:24 PST 1997
CW, since you're the only one here will you talk to me? I'm lonely.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 10:30:56 PST 1997
L. - Can you tell me who you are sending messages to?


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 8 10:23:00 PST 1997
Where are you CW? Do you even know?


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 8 10:16:32 PST 1997
Yes, I do know where I am. I'm at home on this rainy morning, sending messages to someone that I think is special.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 10:13:40 PST 1997
Yes. Everyone has gone.


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 8 10:12:29 PST 1997
I guess I got here too late. Everyone is gone.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 10:09:17 PST 1997
Where are you L.? Do you even know?


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 8 10:06:03 PST 1997
It's so dark here, with all the rain. I miss the sun. Winter is going to be long with all of these dark clouds and rain. And, if I can't talk to you it will be even darker.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 10:02:57 PST 1997
Voltaic. I can't get that Tom Verlaine album anyway. Pah.


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 8 10:00:42 PST 1997
The piece of art was the cover for the Respect CD. Very nice. I like very unique things. I tend to stay away from the norm. Too boring. Like the music on the radio, I rarely hear something that's worth listening to.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 09:53:52 PST 1997
Oh, and I'll miss you too, CW (and Myk and my other little chums).


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 8 09:52:04 PST 1997
He's doing a cover of Jingle Bells. I'd love to see it when it's done. I have a signed print of one of his artistic pieces that was given to me from a friend. It's hanging in my bedroom. It looks great!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 09:51:42 PST 1997
CW: you make me laugh, sweetie. Tee, hee. Bye.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 09:51:01 PST 1997
Bye Sleepy. I'll miss you.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 09:49:49 PST 1997
Sorry. I think I'm funny and I'm not. Hello L.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 09:49:11 PST 1997
Ha, ha. Not really. Sigh. Anyway, I'm going off to the Albert Hall in ten minutes and then I'm off until Thursday. I hope you all have a happy Tuesday and Wednesday. Bye, bye.


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 8 09:48:10 PST 1997
My computer has been down for over a week. Is anything interesting happening? Is RH releasing a CD during holidays? If so, when will it be out?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 09:46:31 PST 1997
I don't think Robyn's releasing anything until next year. Actually, he is doing a cover of Jingle Bells...


FROM: L.
DATE: Mon Dec 8 09:41:55 PST 1997
My computer has been down for over a week. Is anything interesting happening? Is RH releasing a CD during holidays? If so, when will it be out?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 09:39:55 PST 1997
No. Not ginger.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 09:34:26 PST 1997
Not ginger?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 09:28:44 PST 1997
I actually had a dream about the board the other day. Everyone was blond.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 09:26:16 PST 1997
Or Adam.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 09:25:14 PST 1997
No, no, no. No double date. Don't want Joe.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 09:23:52 PST 1997
You two can double date. Aren't you sitting next to each other?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 09:13:45 PST 1997
Cushca - Joe looked quite nice with a bit of a beardy the other week though - when he was smashing up all the glass. What a childish programme...


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 8 09:10:28 PST 1997
I'm afraid it's sailor cap boy. He's a honey.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 09:08:31 PST 1997
Footie Footie Footie. So which one is Myk battling against for Cuscha's ample affections? The one with the sailor cap or the other one?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 09:03:20 PST 1997
Bye Myk. I'll speak to you on Thursday.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 09:02:16 PST 1997
have a nice evening, you 3, since i won't be back for quite a while.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 09:01:24 PST 1997
ok ok.... i'll email you, but i can't do it right now... i'm out the door to another location, so...


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 09:00:52 PST 1997
'creating'


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 09:00:00 PST 1997
Totally unrelated to Robyn, but I've got a new Flaming Lips album, which actually contains 4 CD's which can be played simultaneously, so create a massive wall of noise. Sadly, I don't have 4 CD players with which to try this out.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 8 08:56:25 PST 1997
Sleepy and I have decided that after all this Jennying about, we deserve to know what you look like. So come on then; a very thorough description if you please (e-mail may be necessary here....)


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 08:54:14 PST 1997
EPR... i love it!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 08:53:18 PST 1997
hey cushca: i took a look at the pic, and then i printed it out, and now i'm playing darts with it! no, i didn't really print it out, but the idea had merit. giggle. well, cushca, i think i can successfully distract you from watching him on tv... hmmm....


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 08:51:33 PST 1997
Hugh F-W presents various shows - one of which involved cooking horrid outdoorsy-type things, such as squirrels and bugs. Nice. This week on the A and J Show, they had EPR (Emergency Play Room).


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 08:47:26 PST 1997
Ah. And who is Huge Hugh Fearnly-Whittingstall?


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 08:47:19 PST 1997
i still want to see "the toy patient". adam and joe are truly gifted, but adam is no myk


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 08:45:21 PST 1997
Nope. It was a wooden hut. No more, no less! The 'song' was from the Adam and Joe Show.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 08:43:46 PST 1997
i have a slight clue, mr wax, but i'll email something to you to explain what i know... giggle. glad to hear that ol' Blue is doing fine!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 08:41:30 PST 1997
you 2 must look so silly with your false heads on. maybe that club in Dorchester really DID have a phone, sleepy... it's just that you couldn't see well from the damn eyeholes cut in your false head.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 08:41:04 PST 1997
Hey all. Sorry to hear that about mooch. Horrible. Blue is fine. No worms! Guess how much she weighed. Just kidding. You don't have to. Myk, do you have the slightest clue what Sleepy and Cushca are yapping about?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 08:37:04 PST 1997
Message to Morrissey T Smith: I don't know if you're going to the gig tomorrow, but if you do, have a good time. I may be getting there late, as I might be going somewhere beforehand. I'll be wearing my false head, as agreed.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 08:20:44 PST 1997
Hi m. Hope everything is OK. Bye for now.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 08:18:21 PST 1997
i mean that last comment metaphorically. heh heh, i would never stoop to vulgarisms... at least not before noon. as for you, mooch, take care of yourself and we wish you well with the surgery! i hope that cat had a good scanning.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 08:16:05 PST 1997
more of your bizarre "footie footie" scarf references, which i only have the slightest knowledge of. i'm your future, cushca my sweet, not adam! a clever fellow he seems to be, but he doesn't measure up!


FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 8 08:15:26 PST 1997
Wish you well, smooches to mooches!


FROM: m
DATE: Mon Dec 8 08:13:51 PST 1997
Good day all...I hope you are all feeling better than me..perhaps Sleepy knows the pain..my back has screwed up big time,I can barely walk or sit, so I'll make this short.It's an old injury(train accident, when I often worked on trains..)but recently it's been acting up...leaving me miserable,and unable to do much without intense pain So, now it's the time I've been dreading..back surgery.have good days all..I'm going to the Dr.to get my cat.scan results..later..


FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 8 08:13:15 PST 1997
Football, Me, Now, approx. 2800.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 8 08:10:16 PST 1997
What? Who? When? And precisely how many ounces?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 8 08:08:56 PST 1997
Do you then?


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 8 08:08:49 PST 1997
...woo-hoo!!!!!!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 08:08:37 PST 1997
I've got a hat...


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 8 08:08:15 PST 1997
.....the scarf is the football...


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 08:07:06 PST 1997
What the hell are you talking about? I've got a scarf.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 8 08:05:26 PST 1997
Not in this lifetime matey.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 08:03:04 PST 1997
I wonder how little Blue is doing.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 08:02:06 PST 1997
No more squirrel-burgers then?


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 8 08:01:17 PST 1997
Hugh is still a large part of my life, and I will never forget him; the way he handled a billie can was truly amazing. Nevertheless, things change, and I now realise that my life is now with Adam. I just wish he'd come round to this stunning realisation too.......


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 07:56:52 PST 1997
Whatever happened to Hugh Fearnly-Whittingstall? I suppose he's having to deal with this new love as best he can...


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 07:56:50 PST 1997
was that REALLY cushca? such behavior... tsk.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 07:56:11 PST 1997
sounds like a treat! i hate having no phone available. portable phones are a wonderful thing.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 8 07:54:33 PST 1997
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, Adam Buxton, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 07:35:23 PST 1997
It's near a place called Dorchester. Dorchester is very small. Rampisham is very, very small. The village has a pub and a store. The hut has no telephone, as I found out to my detriment when I went there several years ago. Memories of dark country lanes, no moon, a torch and the joy of discovering a phone box spring to my mind....


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 07:30:46 PST 1997
what city is it, sleepy? a wooden hut? that bad?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 07:25:21 PST 1997
Although I'd recommend that people go if they could get there.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 07:24:33 PST 1997
Ooh, Fegmaniax! has gone all colourful and more user-friendly. Aaargh! Robyn's playing Rampisham Village Hall. A small, dark, wooden hut in the middle of nowhere. Think I'll give that one a miss.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 06:56:44 PST 1997
busy busy busy... bye wb...


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 06:42:07 PST 1997
Bye wb!


FROM: willybee
DATE: Mon Dec 8 06:35:12 PST 1997
Thanks for the site CW, a few ineresting articles worth reading. Gotta go, my cheapskate boss is allowing me to upgrade to AutoCad Release 13, early 90's standards. Have a most pleasent day.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 06:33:14 PST 1997
be strong, Blue! give 'em doggie hell!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 06:26:21 PST 1997
Hmmm. Coochie. Anyhow, I'm taking Blue to the vets for a long overdue check up and shots. We'll see how much she weighs too! Back soon I hope.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 06:23:12 PST 1997
if that was willybee... good morning! (i'm a bit dim this morning, so please complete the "name" section of the form. giggle. i just read your email, cushca, and i loved it. i'm swamped right now, but i'll reply soon.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 8 06:17:58 PST 1997
Myk! Hello coochie - have you got my e-mail yet??? It contains exciting information (but then again, exciting is a very subjective term...)


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 06:16:21 PST 1997
Myk - no I haven't yet.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 06:09:51 PST 1997
wb - I've found the Boston Globe is easy to get into. You are right about the New York Times. Awful. www.boston.com/globe/


FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 8 06:08:47 PST 1997
ALRIGHT!! Martha Stewart on t.v....There is a god.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 8 06:06:59 PST 1997
Hmmm, looks like I'll just have to hit the newstands. Strong coffee is the best Makes the hair on you back stand up, not that I think you have hair on you back or anything. Hellooo Myk!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 06:04:38 PST 1997
what a nice idea, wax! lemme get crackin' on that... as for sleepy, i think that technology has finally gotten the better of her! did you make that tape for cushca yet, sleepy?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 06:04:17 PST 1997
I would have slept in, actually thought I had, but my clock had somehow jumped forward forty minutes.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 06:01:36 PST 1997
Morning Myk. I overslept this morning. I have a voice-activated alarm clock and I have somehow perfected the art of coughing at it in my sleep and therefore sleeping through all the snooze warnings. Oops. Have some strong coffee.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 06:01:33 PST 1997
Do you have your computer rigged to send a shock to your big toe and wake you up if your name is printed on this board?


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 05:58:59 PST 1997
myk is quiet because he felt it was necessary to sleep in a bit. he still feels like a groggy doggy. ugh. good morning!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 05:55:21 PST 1997
That is a happy thing. Whirry whirry goes the helicopter out of my way. Myk is quiet today.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 05:52:33 PST 1997
I found a tape with Robyn's version of 'Ghost In You' on it yesterday. That made me happy.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 05:47:29 PST 1997
Oh yes. I have a constant desk fight with my boss. Oh, sorry, spinning-wheel fight.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 05:43:20 PST 1997
Is it exactly like the movie Brazil over there? Proper forms. Ducts?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 05:42:09 PST 1997
Hooded has me singing In My Life and it's making me sad. Happy birthday by the way bucko. Stiff upper lip and all that.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 05:41:31 PST 1997
Hmm. Well, some of them do, I won't deny it. However, I've found that when dealing with business matters (oh, listen to me...) or services, they are extremely polite and helpful, whereas the British will try to disconnect you or tell you that you have the wrong number...


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 05:38:15 PST 1997
wb - I wasn't calling you a monkey, you sensitive person you. It was from The Simpsons. I thought Americans had an international reputation as being loud and stupid and rude.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 05:35:27 PST 1997
No-one wants you to go wb. Won't the crummy British press let you in?


FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 8 05:34:30 PST 1997
It's the weather.


FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 8 05:33:41 PST 1997
No, I'm still in my large appliance box. I'll be leaving in an hour or so, got to swing by and pick up some software on my way in. Everyone is denying me access to their papers! I resent being called a monkey. If you want me to leave just say so.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 05:30:43 PST 1997
Ah. I've just spoken to a very nice American. So polite. Why are you all so polite and the British so grumpy?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 05:25:39 PST 1997
Are you at work now, wb?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 05:25:29 PST 1997
Where is that monkey now?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 05:24:32 PST 1997
Oi! Cushca - I'm not complaining. Not like you always do. I'm feeling a bit better actually, apart from the fact that my friend has just gone off to interview a brilliant comedian and didn't tell me and then I had to share a lift with a large hawk. My mini-holiday starts tomorrow. Yipee!


FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 8 05:23:48 PST 1997
Cold, oh so very cold.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 05:22:40 PST 1997
Whine a lot does she?


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 8 05:13:26 PST 1997
Only to stitch her mouth up so she doesn't whine any more......


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 05:11:42 PST 1997
Sleepy - your are here. I thought maybe you had started your mini-holiday. Hope your back feels better. No need for surgery I hope.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 05:04:14 PST 1997
Hi CW. Speak to you later - food beckons.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 04:56:02 PST 1997
wb - same big lake. They say Erie PA got three feet. Poor sods. Oh, we'll get ours eventually. I'll say it, Woe is Bills. Out of the playoffs I can sigh a sigh of sad relief now. Struggle through a bittersweet game next Sunday and then get on with my life. Oh the long cold dark offseason is almost upon us. Exactly what I'm dreading. How many people does it take to fill the Albert Hall?


FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 8 04:50:54 PST 1997
I suppose I'm just late. Interesting note on the snow, our snow belt is near the lake.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 04:47:05 PST 1997
Hey Cushca. Deep in the heart of Texas.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 8 04:44:55 PST 1997
That's Buffalo in Texas, right?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 04:43:19 PST 1997
I'm supposed to be here this early every day. Hard to do this time of year. Buffalo didn't get any snow at all. Not a flake. It all dumped in the snow belt well south of here. Good skiing I hear.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 8 04:38:40 PST 1997
CW your here early! How's Buffalo? Still diggin' out?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 8 04:31:22 PST 1997
Hey Sleepy and wb and happy Monday and all that junk. RH tomorrow. That's nice. Make sure you takes notes. More coffee now.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 04:22:45 PST 1997
Hm. Sounds like a nice place. I've got to go now. Continue to have a groovy day wb! Bye.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 8 04:20:27 PST 1997
sandusKy


FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 8 04:19:44 PST 1997
Sandusy is an hour dive by car, Two hours by boat. The area is my summer playground. I haven't seen Robyn YET. The anticipation builds daily.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 04:12:09 PST 1997
I was reading up on Cleveland the other day. Are you near Sandusky? Or have I got that wrong? Have you seen Robyn play in Cleveland?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 8 04:11:10 PST 1997
inteREsting


FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 8 04:10:20 PST 1997
Guess I'll swing by the London Times, they're free! Not as intesting though.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 8 04:08:30 PST 1997
That's good, I suspect I'll see him in several different cities then, when he visits the states. I'm trying to register for the NYTIMES onlne, but it rejects me. I hope my credit card is not full, maybe time to pick up a new one.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 03:59:42 PST 1997
Yes, they are. Happily.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 8 03:57:24 PST 1997
Upward swing (aahh the life of a manic depressive)ha ha. Robyn question: are all of his shows different?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 03:50:17 PST 1997
Why are you so happy today then? Irony or genuine pleasure?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 03:49:40 PST 1997
S'ok. Robyn's playing tomorrow. Woo-hoo.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 8 03:46:19 PST 1997
No I'm here, somewhat. I'm fantastic, thanks for asking. LIFE IS GRAND!!! n-u?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 03:36:59 PST 1997
Oh, I must have missed you. Bye.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 03:25:18 PST 1997
Thanks for your sympathy by the way.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 03:24:54 PST 1997
Hi wb. How are you today? I was just zooming about the Julian Cope site.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 8 03:11:12 PST 1997
Sorry about your back. Hooded= 'coholic putz!


FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 8 03:10:17 PST 1997
Yiiipppeee!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 8 02:37:55 PST 1997
Good morning. Ouch. I hurt my back at the gym (!) yesterday. I was altering the equipment so that I wouldn't hurt my back when I hurt my back. Now THAT, Alanis Morrissette, is ironic. 8th December. Happy Birthday hooded. On this day last year I took a walk through Central Park. Tonight I'm going to the Albert Hall. Another day in the life.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 8 01:22:40 PST 1997
/with planets spinning, deep in space, parading all its flovours, we sit and stare, into the night, and contemplate forever, Slip away into your dreams, conclude that we may never/


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Sun Dec 7 23:41:44 PST 1997
hooded, just an additional note on 'Caroline Says'...I bought a copy of a magazine called 'Pop Culture Press' about a year ago with Robyn on the cover. It had a CD in it with an incredible live version of 'Caroline Says'. It was recorded during the Moss Elixir tour...only Robyn and his guitar. Like the Soft Boys one, but nobody laughs. This version almost makes me cry everytime I hear it. No lie.


FROM:
DATE: Sun Dec 7 21:49:07 PST 1997
AND prior. This thing doesn't like plus-signs, either.


FROM: WLA
DATE: Sun Dec 7 21:48:06 PST 1997
Hooded, I like The Fall. I've been out of touch with their material for a long time, tho'. I really like the earlier ('Wonderful World Of' prior) stuff.


FROM: WLA
DATE: Sun Dec 7 21:29:29 PST 1997
OOPS! - "Jon".


FROM: WLA
DATE: Sun Dec 7 21:29:00 PST 1997
. . . .'yah', Sven. . . .(I don't know why - the past few days I've been saying 'yeah' like the sheriff in 'Fargo' - "yeaaaaAAAAh. . . . .'") We were standing outside Largo's waiting to get in for about 1/2 hour, 'cause they gave us the wrong doors-open time. . . . . and we could hear Robyn doing that extended warm-up. At first I thought it was an early show!. . . Yes (she said, in a non-South Dakota-fashion - ), his voice DID sound a wee bit shattered - but man, did he ever recover later! Like I said - he played his heart out. Funny warm up: "Under My Thumb", in faux-Mick (not faux-Myk!) style - 'Unduh MAH thuuuumb - UH!' As to the L.A. Times clip - Jon Brion was the other person who played with Robyn that night . I couldn't remember his name, until the newspaper mention. Grant, John & Robyn were a fine mix.


FROM: Dec. 8th
DATE: Sun Dec 7 19:49:13 PST 1997
But of all these friends and lovers, There is no one compares with you, And these mem'ries lost their meaning When I think of love as something new. Though I know I'll never lose affection For people and things that went before, I know I'll often stop and think about them, In my life I'll love you more.


FROM: hooded
DATE: Sun Dec 7 18:40:32 PST 1997
just a reminder- not that anyone needs one- Dec. 8th is the day John Lennon was murdered- should be a globally recognised day of mourning. Its also hoodeds birthday (27), should have known I'd be the 20th centuries version of Job, with having one of this generations greatest musicians die on my birthday. I was too young to really care at the time but can you imagine (sorry about the 'imagine' pun) the impact Lennon would have had, had he lived? I'd like to think he wouldn't "sell out" and remain true to his transendental values. Well, lets all "imagine" this next day. night all!


FROM: hooded
DATE: Sun Dec 7 18:13:21 PST 1997
thanks myk, seeing as I have all this extra income now!!!! (one good thing of only being married 18 mo.) I'm union as you can probably guess myk, so I think I'll buy all the Robyn I can just to spite the bit.ch!!!! Oh, yeah, I already own all the Robyn I can get my hands on. Oh, well, there's a whole new world out there waiting and all kinds of music to be discovered. Anyone up for Mardi Gras? Nah, I don't think I could handle New Orleans during Mardi Gras! I could hardly walk after a 'quiet night' in N.O. really enjoying this Lou Reed CD!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Sun Dec 7 18:03:07 PST 1997
i'm not sure about your 2nd question, hooded, but as for "is it worth getting the greatest hits?" question... well... probably not. i own UncPerTraits, and it is the superior of the 2. it has some amusing anecdotes from fans on the lengthy liner notes, but far more interesting is robyn's recollections of the creation of each song. you must ask yourself if THIS makes it worth the cash. as for the other collection, i haven't seen the liner notes, but the song list is heavily lopsided... alot like buying "Perspex Island" AGAIN. i probably won't buy that one.


FROM: hooded
DATE: Sun Dec 7 17:37:59 PST 1997
Well, Canton was ok, didn't go to the hall of fame. They didn't get a foot of snow, just a few inches. Just enough for an impropteau snowball fight with my younger brother. He's as big as a linebacker, but has the arm of a girl. It was a good match, he didn't hit me and I plastered him a dozen times. He leaves for Korea friday, so it was only proper that I give him one more shellacking. Found a decent record store and was impressed with their R.H. collection, they had about 1/4 what I already have. Are the new 'Greatest Hits' and 'Uncorrected personality traits' worth getting if I already have all tracks on other recordings? Well, I did buy 'Different Times, Lou Reed in the seventies'. I knew that The soft boys covered the velvet underground once on '76-81' but Lou recorded 'Caroline Says' in 1973. That track appears on '76-81' and is one of my favorite. I wonder what other tunes the artists have shared? Anyone?


FROM: L
DATE: Sun Dec 7 17:02:38 PST 1997
Would listen to Grateful Dead albums (yuk) to talk to you


FROM: L.
DATE: Sun Dec 7 17:00:09 PST 1997
Would walk outside in the freezing rain with no clothes on to talk to you.


FROM: L
DATE: Sun Dec 7 16:58:11 PST 1997
Will climb to the top of Mt. Everest to talk to you.


FROM: L
DATE: Sun Dec 7 16:54:09 PST 1997
Will work for time to talk to you.


FROM: L
DATE: Sun Dec 7 16:53:04 PST 1997
Will do anything to talk to you.


FROM: L.
DATE: Sun Dec 7 16:52:34 PST 1997
Dying to talk to you.


FROM: L.
DATE: Sun Dec 7 16:52:07 PST 1997
Love to talk to you.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Sun Dec 7 14:49:17 PST 1997
god help the RH message board on the weekend. i no longer need Evelyn Wood courses for speed reading and skimming. with regular practice here, i can now skim vast quantities of madness, let none of it enter my long-term memory, and still catch the postings from folks with a desire to contribute here. contribute in a positive manner, without abusive comments, that is.


FROM: L.
DATE: Sun Dec 7 14:00:23 PST 1997
I have to go. I hope we can talk tomorrow. Big problem last week


FROM: L.
DATE: Sun Dec 7 13:20:45 PST 1997
Hello, How are you?


FROM: bitter worm
DATE: Sun Dec 7 12:38:17 PST 1997
etherBirds, and their "Drinking Bird" ancestors, are thermal devices similar in design to Sterling Cycle engines (for you real tech weenie types out there, Sterling Cycle engines use a piston displacer, whereas etherBirds use a liquid to do the same thing.)


FROM: Narrator
DATE: Sun Dec 7 12:28:24 PST 1997
Three weeks later the little boys father runs off with his 22 year old secretary. Little boys mother lives the rest of her days bitter and lonely, eating Bon-Bons.


FROM: Little boy
DATE: Sun Dec 7 12:26:02 PST 1997
Thank you Santa, oh thank you. (Little boy kisses Santa on his chubby, red cheeks). Little boy skips away whistling.


FROM: Santa's reply
DATE: Sun Dec 7 12:23:27 PST 1997
Well little boy, that is a tall order. But I'll see what I can do.


FROM: Little boy
DATE: Sun Dec 7 12:21:48 PST 1997
All I want for Christmas Santa is for my mommy and daddy to get along.


FROM: Santa
DATE: Sun Dec 7 12:20:36 PST 1997
So little boy, what do you want for Christmas?


FROM: Free Range Donuts!
DATE: Sun Dec 7 12:18:48 PST 1997
mmmmmmm!!


FROM: Hairy Donuts!
DATE: Sun Dec 7 12:05:22 PST 1997
Revoltin' Bolton


FROM: Early Bird
DATE: Sun Dec 7 08:12:01 PST 1997
Hey - I've caught a worm! It's true what they say.


FROM: Sven <it's a nice name>
DATE: Sun Dec 7 08:11:00 PST 1997
Robyn had to soundcheck for an hour before playing the LA show after recording with Grant Lee Phillips because his voice was worn out and he had to open up his vocal chords. There - an interesting Robyn fact.


FROM: Baker
DATE: Sun Dec 7 08:07:00 PST 1997
I'm the best thing since sliced bread.


FROM: Philately
DATE: Sun Dec 7 08:01:57 PST 1997
Does anyone have a stamp?


FROM: Volty Bolty's
DATE: Sat Dec 6 23:22:35 PST 1997
hypmotising!!!


FROM: Intro of Seven, a Possible Interpretation
DATE: Sat Dec 6 22:47:50 PST 1997
Queen of Eyes; Yodelling Hoover; The Man Who Invented Himself; I Often Dream of Trains; Autumn is Your Last Chance; Winchester; Beautiful Queen... This isn't right. There is the chance that someone might get the impression Robyn is a "folkie" or a "rocker" or a "popster" depending on the slant of the choices...he's all of those and none of them.


FROM: Faye Dunnaway as Gloria Swanson!
DATE: Sat Dec 6 22:42:07 PST 1997
Joyce looked nothing like John Holmes, by the way.


FROM: A Non-Eyed Moose Finally Sees You!
DATE: Sat Dec 6 22:38:16 PST 1997
If I have never offended you, christ jesus help us when and if you ever get angry. You have never read any Joyce, have you? Except when some cruel intelligent teacher apparantly force-fed Dubliners to you. Now you take out your profound anger on anybody who mentions the old Irish f--t smeller. Wake in the trash, indeed. That's it: You are the unibomber of literature. When I thought you loved Joyce and were being elitist and shaming me for perhaps being snobbish (never!), you were actually trying to bring Jimsy & me down out of perceived "pretentiousness" on my part. Well then. Nobody owns great literature, not even me. Way back when, I thought, you were playing "interpretation" with me regarding The Dead. You never offered any clues then and now I know why: you don't understand it, except in that cold dictionary entry sort of way -- like when you defined a Brompton's c--ktail. Well, goodbye. Which black mass do you attend?


FROM: A Non-Eyed Mouse
DATE: Sat Dec 6 22:29:08 PST 1997
... Our only difference apparently being that I don't stare at my computer screen 24 hours a day, hitting refresh here in Hitchc--k land. Yah, I am here more than I should be, but you're like the guy you see in the window display at a Mall...you never move, you're always there, and you have shiney plastic hair and painted on eyes. Nice shoes though.


FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 6 22:27:06 PST 1997
Please, I haven't turned tricks in ages. The trash is where Finn. Wake belongs, you have NEVER offended me. I'm off, gotta get some rest to attend mass in the morn'.*kiss**kiss*


FROM: odreiw suoitneterP
DATE: Sat Dec 6 22:24:51 PST 1997
Pretentious weirdo. I accept that, coming from my virtual twin.


FROM: A Non-Eyed Mouse
DATE: Sat Dec 6 22:23:20 PST 1997
Actually, I just heard from my friend who started that "club" (sic)...it was actually called a "Wake Group." I dont' attend that anymore. Haven't for over 4 years. I did find my copy of the Wake, though, tattered and damp in the garage. Wow, that was really criminal of me, was it? ....I mean, to quote a poofter saint like that without asking you first? Why was that such a big deal? Or is it simply an effort on your part to communicate that you are angry with me now for calling you a pathetic pearl-pulling hooker?


FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 6 22:20:21 PST 1997
Oh but it is, it is. Where else can I dement the minds of pretentious weirdo's like yourself?


FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 6 22:17:41 PST 1997
It's purely a one-way relationship, so how was your James Joyce Fan Club meeting tonite? Did you quote him?


FROM: I Was a Mail-Order Life
DATE: Sat Dec 6 22:16:51 PST 1997
By the way, between gigs and day-job dog, I earn money on my computer. That's why I am here so much (actually that's a lie, I am in prison and my laptop is setting on my toilet next to my cot as I write this)... what's your excuse for being here virtually 24 hours a day 7 days a week? I mean, any time I check in, you're here. Is it really that interesting here?


FROM: A Non-Eyed Moose Donut
DATE: Sat Dec 6 22:13:35 PST 1997
Does Ewan enjoy you as much as you enjoy Ewan. Or is it a one-sided relationship, like you and me (wherein I give and give and you simply let out single phrases the way a hooker pulls out pearl beads from someone's arse)?


FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 6 22:13:11 PST 1997
Thank you, it's so nice to be loved in this cold brutal world of ours. p.s. I love bagels!


FROM: Ahh, ye.s
DATE: Sat Dec 6 22:10:57 PST 1997
Thank you. You are the mean sarcastic one, not the stupid one. You are both pathetic, but between the two of you, I prefer you.


FROM: Watching My Girlish Figure
DATE: Sat Dec 6 22:09:48 PST 1997
I have always had wonderful donut experiences. But I have moved onto bagels.


FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 6 22:08:41 PST 1997
The other day, as I walked home from The Barking Spider Lounge, I tripped over a curb.


FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 6 22:07:16 PST 1997
Maybe they had a bad experience when somebody TINKLED on theirs!


FROM: A Non-Eyed Moose
DATE: Sat Dec 6 22:07:07 PST 1997
Trying to determine which one you are. Please use a comma in a sentence. I will thank you in advance.


FROM: Tetragrammar-Tron
DATE: Sat Dec 6 22:05:54 PST 1997
I am certainly glad you don't care about Grant Lee Buffalo. I am pretty sure he's never heard of you (or me).


FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 6 22:05:51 PST 1997
I do enjoy Ewan MacColl though.


FROM: ... Donut Not the Hole ... <whateverhappenetowinchel's@yum.com>
DATE: Sat Dec 6 22:04:39 PST 1997
Somebody around here really got RATTLED at the mention, a couple days ago, of DONUTS. What gives; repressed memories of an exploding GREASE VAT from your first job or somethin'?


FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 6 22:04:21 PST 1997
McFly! When are you going to do something with your life?


FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 6 22:03:20 PST 1997
Don't care much for GLB, nope I don't!


FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 6 22:02:07 PST 1997
SL***ER


FROM: Robyn playing with Grant Lee Buffalo, huh?
DATE: Sat Dec 6 22:01:34 PST 1997
Mockingbirds: Did any of you chaps or chicks here the chestnut on the radio a few years ago? Grant Lee Buffalo crawled out from under the crap on "alternative radio" and slapped me silly. An instant classic in my book -- it reminds me of two great artists, but mentioning them might turn you off if you haven't heard the song.


FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 6 22:00:16 PST 1997
**ack**


FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 6 21:59:21 PST 1997
woohoo


FROM: A Non-Eyed Mouse
DATE: Sat Dec 6 21:57:19 PST 1997
Anybody hear that Bolty's coke snortin' buddy, Kenny G-spot, broke a world record the other day: He blew a note (no Mikey) for 45 minutes straight. Considering his irritating music and the fact that he did that little stunt in public, I'd say he has a death wish.


FROM: matisse 72 <matisse72@yahoo.com>
DATE: Sat Dec 6 17:42:10 PST 1997
....Oops almost forgot, is anyone going to the Mean Fiddler show on the 9th?


FROM: matisse72
DATE: Sat Dec 6 17:37:32 PST 1997
I love Robyn, he's my fave'. Can't wait till his movie and new album and book come out. Does Robyn read this?


FROM: offal phat pile
DATE: Sat Dec 6 17:29:40 PST 1997
breathe along to these "Breathing" songs The long sustained and controlled Breathing stlye of singing is almost hypmotising .I spend lots of time Breathing.too much."I'm just a ghastly ,Breathing, frustrated Michael Bolton Donut really."


FROM: offal phat pile
DATE: Sat Dec 6 17:29:38 PST 1997
breathe along to these "Breathing" songs The long sustained and controlled Breathing stlye of singing is almost hypmotising .I spend lots of time Breathing.too much."I'm just a ghastly ,Breathing, frustrated Michael Bolton Donut really."


FROM: some horrible Donut accident
DATE: Sat Dec 6 16:30:27 PST 1997
"I'm just a frustrated Michael Bolton really"


FROM: The Exploding Teat
DATE: Sat Dec 6 15:14:35 PST 1997
Willybee, that wasn't "Volty" with the observations about Robyn's voice. Andy nowy Iy willy explodey, 'kay?


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Sat Dec 6 14:38:20 PST 1997
Hey, Cthuljew....you sound like my dream date.


FROM: willybee
DATE: Sat Dec 6 12:33:35 PST 1997
WooHoo! I bet hooded one is enjoying his trip to Canton, trudging through a freshly laid foot of snow. Football Hall of Fame is such a bore. I suppose if I even had slightest interest in professional sports it would seem more intersting. I do like your imput on Robyns voice Volty, hypnotisingis a good description. I'll ignore your failure comment. leibe du!!


FROM: Cthuljew <look@me.i'm.a.freak>
DATE: Sat Dec 6 12:11:41 PST 1997
rOb is a burned out has-been. I dug his scene when he was still old school. I used to call him up and say "yo yo yo homey! break me offa phat piece. why you frontin? come chill at my crib!" but now he's all "nah bro, i gotsa sniffa da powda wiffa da mika botin!" SELL OUT! ban this man's career! or don't i don't care. ps: robyn is really nothing without batmyn


FROM: Cthuljew <look@me.i'm.a.freak>
DATE: Sat Dec 6 12:10:14 PST 1997
rOb is a burned out has-been. I dug his scene when he was still old school. I used to call him up and say "yo yo yo homey! break me offa phat piece. why you frontin? come chill at my crib!" but now he's all "nah bro, i gotsa sniffa da powda wiffa da mika botin!" SELL OUT! ban this man's career! or don't i don't care. ps: robyn is really nothing without batmyn


FROM: snorting coke with Michael Bolton
DATE: Sat Dec 6 10:32:13 PST 1997
And best of all, it keeps you off the street.


FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 6 09:24:34 PST 1997
"I'm just a frustrated psychopath really"


FROM:
DATE: Sat Dec 6 08:32:26 PST 1997
August hair, Are you into it, and many more of Robyns songs are interesting because of their tonal arrangement.The long sustained and controlled vocal stlye of singing is almost hypnotising and very calming.I spend lots of time learning the verse and vocal inflections of each song when I get new material of his.My voice has has the almost exact nature of Robyns..except he is more barritone.Anyway the point I am makeing is that it is almost euphoric to sing along to these songs.I relate it to some kind of "Breathing" technique and makes me wish I had wrote these songs myself.What a wonderfull artist.Now to see his new movie and read his book..in the moonlight..Yeah!


FROM: butt-plu: 'cus
DATE: Fri Dec 5 19:08:47 PST 1997
Cleveland: Home of some horrible Donut accident


FROM: weberneck
DATE: Fri Dec 5 17:27:35 PST 1997
Good choice off,hastly scatt dude,


FROM: heaven sent, that's what I call you....
DATE: Fri Dec 5 16:52:12 PST 1997
Willybee, not only are you a failure as a writer, you can't read either! I told you why I read it your s--t and anonymous-butt-plu: 'cus I get off, dude, it's f--king kinky, got it?


FROM: Cleveland: Home of the Triple Double Buffalo Slam Donut
DATE: Fri Dec 5 16:45:10 PST 1997
Re: question to "volty" whatever that i.s : Call me a web rubberneck: you are the ghastly scattered remains of some horrible accident I can't keep from looking at as I pass by.


FROM: Percy Sugden
DATE: Fri Dec 5 14:52:48 PST 1997
http://www.nwnet.co.uk/the_street/files/momaud.jpg Maureen Holdsworth with her mother, Maud Grimes and Percy Sugden often dreams of trains.


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 5 14:46:17 PST 1997
Good choice Percy, better side of town


FROM: Enid Sharples
DATE: Fri Dec 5 14:45:01 PST 1997
Percy leaves the street to live in Mayfield Court.


FROM: heh heh. hoo hoo
DATE: Fri Dec 5 14:34:59 PST 1997
So Volty, if you don't like reading this (crap). Why do y,ou?


FROM: wb
DATE: Fri Dec 5 14:23:36 PST 1997
No time to play today Volty, I got much needed rest to catch up on.


FROM: A Non-Eyed Moose
DATE: Fri Dec 5 14:09:23 PST 1997
Willybee and AnonymouSauteed: Taunt me, you two, with your poor punctuation. Adversity breeds pleasures, as, eventually, a painful experience (bad grammar, and still worse, lack of style) eventually becomes the ultimate kink: I like it when you're bad! Chewing Wax: Don't go under your bed very much this weekend! Save up for a rainy day, er, whatever. And, yes, Anaybloty. How long have you been shagging that Buffalo Double?


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Dec 5 13:12:55 PST 1997
yeah, i'm outtee too. finally, nice weather on a weekend! enjoy.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Dec 5 12:59:38 PST 1997
For shame. Drugs are no accident. Or something. Well I'm outta here. Have a good weekend everybody.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Dec 5 12:52:59 PST 1997
tee hee...I'm already swimming with the big boys...hey Bolton, hand me that kilo......sniff....


FROM: Michael Bolton
DATE: Fri Dec 5 12:51:50 PST 1997
Where the hell is that p--sant who said I had a drug habit! I'll kill you, you hear? I was in a metal band once!


FROM: Michael Bolton's Attorney
DATE: Fri Dec 5 12:51:05 PST 1997
Mr. Murphy, please refrain from saying things like that about millionaires. Just think, if Mr. Bolton found out...


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Dec 5 12:30:57 PST 1997
nothing i could do, wax. he was right. it doesn't serve me to get into a p--sing match with major entertainment corporations. that's dangerous business.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Dec 5 12:28:01 PST 1997
Stinking attorneys. When you step on Myk, you step on all of us.


FROM: Myk Murphy's Attorney
DATE: Fri Dec 5 12:22:23 PST 1997
Myk Murphy was simply making a "forward-looking" statement, and has no knowledge of prior or current illicit drug usage by Mr. Bolton or anyone affiliated with him. Mr. Murphy has been discouraged from producing future statements of this nature.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Dec 5 12:18:46 PST 1997
it's over, rob. soon you'll be snorting coke with Michael Bolton. may God have mercy on your soul. heh heh.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Dec 5 12:04:36 PST 1997
Oooh, a new archive...just spoke to the compilation CD guy...he's gonna come see me play next weekend. If I'm chosen, he says, I'll be in a real studio! No more four track noodlings! Gee, I already miss my DIY roots. Have I sold out?


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Dec 5 11:02:26 PST 1997
i'll read it now, wax... i've been a bit offline, fixing a major league Java problem. my fix: use something else! heh heh.