FROM: Sally Tarpoline and the Tramps-0-Lean
DATE: Mon Dec 1 17:11:18 PST 1997
A very obscure single (45 rpm) released in summer 66 featured me and my tramps on the Goonga-Galoonga label with a song produced by Mick Jagger and written by Paul McCartney called, "Tell Joe Orton I Don't Live Here Anymore." The song was a response to Orton's commissioned screenplay which required the Beatles to dress up like Hedda Hopper and consume raw horsemeat on camera while jackie vernon watched quietly in the background...but that's another story. the screenplay was later resurrected as 'up against you,' and staged off-broadway by todd rundgren and starring marty feldman and harvy korman as winkin' and blinkin' nod.


FROM: hamilton joey franklin and the ohio droopy drawers
DATE: Mon Dec 1 17:04:49 PST 1997
aha! ah pook! oh-ho! eee-hee! don't know where to run to. don't know where to hide. i see you comin' with the risin' of the tide; but I lost you... i lost you. lost you: the only woman, woman who was my kind.


FROM: mickie most and the chocolate pencil singers
DATE: Mon Dec 1 17:01:21 PST 1997
Robyn and/or the Soft Boys never met Lucifer Sam, at least not historically. So they could never have "done" him. Jeff Beck, however, recorded the Musak classic, Love is Blue, for me way back in the late sixties, before he met that twit, Mr Brit Ekland.


FROM: Syd Barrett & the Temple of the Concealment of the Inner and Outer Mysteries of, Like, Stuff
DATE: Mon Dec 1 16:58:26 PST 1997
Did Robyn and/or the Soft Boys ever do Lucifer Sam?


FROM: Suzie want Guy-gyn, Joe!
DATE: Mon Dec 1 16:56:23 PST 1997
Hey, Anan-san. Me Suzie. Me like you. Me so horny. Me say, you be good to me, me be good to you.


FROM: Anan Phantongkam <anan@intranin.si.wnet.co.th>
DATE: Mon Dec 1 15:44:39 PST 1997
Hello! I'd like to meet people (girls) from Japan, we can talk about music, literarure, etc. I'd like to know more about Japan, e-mail me soon! , yorkies will be waiting...


FROM: T,V. Caesar
DATE: Mon Dec 1 15:35:42 PST 1997
Life is good, daily intake of Thorazine, and all is swollen,Mr.Balfour.


FROM: Tom Verlaine
DATE: Mon Dec 1 15:02:53 PST 1997
Must be the grip of love....


FROM: Bowd N. Curtsied
DATE: Mon Dec 1 14:56:55 PST 1997
hooded, but are you looking ahead to happiness or are you looking behind and wondering what happened? Ten years is a long time. Co-dependence is A.A. speak. And you drinkin' to drown out the bitch. May be a clue there. Anyway, hang in there. Breakin' up is hard to do. This could be the night I cut a malignant growth with a steel knife.....


FROM: daisy daisy give me your answer do, I'm have lazy all for the loaf of you
DATE: Mon Dec 1 14:44:51 PST 1997
Gottago, you quiet days!


FROM: Raymond
DATE: Mon Dec 1 14:43:15 PST 1997
Myk Lyk: I's bestow good lark on you, Myk. Uh oh. Wapner in 3 minutes. Definitely going to miss Wapner.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 14:40:56 PST 1997
i see that the asylum has reopened the computer lab. i was hoping that its funding had been cut.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 1 14:35:28 PST 1997
Gotta go, you are quiet these days.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 1 14:34:32 PST 1997
Caeser, Caeser, Caeser, sometimes I not so smart.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 1 14:33:17 PST 1997
So tell me Sleepy, how much for a quickey with Cushca?


FROM: The mumbling man
DATE: Mon Dec 1 14:32:57 PST 1997
....Dum, dee dum dum, dee dum, dee dee dum dum dee dum.....


FROM: ¯pie
DATE: Mon Dec 1 14:31:52 PST 1997
See, sir?7


FROM: Story Tell Her
DATE: Mon Dec 1 14:31:23 PST 1997
Ceasar sees her, has a seizure, then she says "Seize her, herr ceaser." He says, "Ceasar, not ceaser!" Then he seized her.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 1 14:30:12 PST 1997
Yip Yip Yip


FROM: motherfu-ker goose
DATE: Mon Dec 1 14:27:56 PST 1997
This old man: he went postal, he shot his gun at his boss/'til the cops came: paddy-wagon, give the guy a home, this old man came manicled home.....yip yip yip yip yip yip


FROM: virulent lent lent lent lent lent
DATE: Mon Dec 1 14:24:10 PST 1997
Hey, quit calling pagans a-holes, a-hol. oh wow, my broswers's on acid. trails and everything. song t-tle: ceasar was a neatnik. chow, baby.


FROM: Augustus
DATE: Mon Dec 1 14:19:30 PST 1997
Great Seizure's Ghost!


FROM: webmaster <webmaster@wbr.com>
DATE: Mon Dec 1 14:14:09 PST 1997
What the hell happened here? Lewd references on the Robyn Hitchc--k Message Board! This foolishness has got to come to an end. It's Caesar you a--hole, not Ceaser. f--king moron! Don't you people ever do any kind of work?


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 1 13:37:05 PST 1997
make me gag,You sick little monkey...


FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 1 12:15:32 PST 1997
Peter Cook and Dudley Moore right? Something like that.


FROM: The Philospher's Stoned
DATE: Mon Dec 1 11:56:43 PST 1997
Zee White Album came out before Python emerged from the wicker basket. In years, possibly two or year. In the sense of eras, it could have been centuries, or seconds, or even before. Pythons were rather large fans of the Goon Show. Any Derek & Clive fans out there? The worst job I ever 'ad was pulling lobsters out of Jayne Mansfield's arse.


FROM: Joe <alcoholiday>
DATE: Mon Dec 1 11:34:43 PST 1997
All I know is all I know. What I've done I leave behind me, I don't want a soul to find me


FROM: Joe <alcoholidayyes!>
DATE: Mon Dec 1 11:34:05 PST 1997
All I know is all I know' What I've done I leave behind me, I don't want a soul to find me


FROM: Joe
DATE: Mon Dec 1 11:32:06 PST 1997
Let us all hope that Robyn doesn't do that Christmas album as promised. Myk - theres some boot (Invisible Hitchc--k? not the official?) that has Ghost in You as done by Rob. It also has Outlaw Blues (Dylan) and Vegetable man, tho sadly no Feelers were Everywhere. That would've made a heck of an album t-tle rather than Moss Elexir by golly. Alas! poor Nick! I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy! Alas, poor Nick. I saw Nick Drake, at the corner of time and motion.. Willy - what were the Church like? What tunes? Feel? Essence? Metropolis?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 11:22:12 PST 1997
Overlap. Thanks for trying.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 11:21:16 PST 1997
I was too young to appreciate either the White Album or Flying Circus when they were new. Myk - any luck with Cushca? You're probably wasting time doing work or something.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 11:19:50 PST 1997
sorry, wax, it returned as gibberish. i'll try again this evening.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 11:10:21 PST 1997
1969, mr wax. i think. i'm pretty sure. early 69. hmmm...


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 11:09:32 PST 1997
Hmmm. White Album or Flying Circus. What year did the White Album come out?


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 11:08:24 PST 1997
speaking of ginger baker, has anyone heard his ginger baker trio work with bill frissell? bill is an amazing guitarist, so i figured this would be a fine record. i almost bought it, but fear of the unknown stopped me. info, anyone?


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 11:06:20 PST 1997
hi joe! got any news to share with us? you're usually quite the informed one. sleepy implied that she knows the UK tour dates for RH, but she wouldn't say. fegmania has no info on it.


FROM: In the Corridor
DATE: Mon Dec 1 11:04:00 PST 1997
Random Thoughts: Queenie, where is your husband while you suffer this overbearing illness? Sleepy: We all first heard 'git' like this: "And light another cigarette, and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git!.....you say I'm puttin' you on but it's not joke.....I worked with a "Ginger" when I was about 18 years old...she was 16, beautiful and sweet, and since then the name Ginger makes me feel warm and fuzzy....until I remember Ginger Baker, and wonder what dad or mom named their SON Ginger.....


FROM: Joe
DATE: Mon Dec 1 11:00:51 PST 1997
bonjour! bryter layter


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 10:55:10 PST 1997
glad to hear it went groovily, despite his illness. nothing worse than singing while sick. of course, some of us don't sing well, no matter our health. heh heh.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 1 10:54:27 PST 1997
But for now I gotta go and collapse on the couch. Thanks for cheering me up fellas!


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 1 10:53:50 PST 1997
For all those interested, his entire album is available in streaming audio at www.pomn.com/kdb not to mention an amusing doctored picture of him in which he removed the baby from his arms and inserted a Fender Strat in her place.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 10:50:48 PST 1997
Cool Queenie. I was meaning to ask as well.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 1 10:48:12 PST 1997
Actually, Myk, he caught this first and was quite sick the day of the show. He could barely sing but he stuck it out like a trooper and finished his set. As far as his vocal work goes, it was pretty weak. Musically, it was great. With two additional horn players, they were up to five. So I guess it went OK but not amazing. Thanks for asking!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 10:46:15 PST 1997
good idea, wax!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 10:45:44 PST 1997
hi queenie! eat chicken soup, they say. hey, how did that really big gig go for your husband's band? very well, i hope.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 1 10:45:15 PST 1997
She's really pesky. But anyone is pesky when you're sick and all you want to do is stay in bed and they're insisting that you get up and feed them. *sigh*


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 10:44:36 PST 1997
Myk - I'm going to bounce your letter back to you. See if you can do anything with it.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 10:42:58 PST 1997
Oh Queenie. I'm sorry you're sick. How is your wonderful daughter?


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Dec 1 10:39:37 PST 1997
You guys i am so desperately ill...I need cheering up!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 10:36:43 PST 1997
Bye again Sleepy. The check is in the mail.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 10:32:35 PST 1997
bye bye sleepygirl. PCs are too expensive in the UK. you oughtta get one next time you're here.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 10:26:44 PST 1997
Bye for today. x


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 10:25:16 PST 1997
I've got to get a home computer somehow...


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 10:22:01 PST 1997
A £1000?!? Ah. Okay.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 10:21:45 PST 1997
it appears that i only have it at home. c'mon, wax... tell your email not to decode the attachment, then do a "save as"... it's a jpeg, by the way.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 1 10:21:33 PST 1997
See 10:16:34. Offer expires in 5 minutes.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 10:20:02 PST 1997
Hey Myk - I could try popping it off with my browser instead. If you have it lying around, try mailing it to me again. If you have the time. Thanks.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 10:17:27 PST 1997
heh heh. i feel the same way, wax. i can't function in this incapacitated state. i'll do my best. let me see if the pic is lodged in my email somehow.


FROM: <Send cheques for £1000 to Sleepy>
DATE: Mon Dec 1 10:16:34 PST 1997
THE CUSHCA INTERNATIONAL FAN MESSAGE BOARD See:- her in a boiler suit. Hear:- her high-pitched mating call. Feel:- a bit poorly afterwards. Smell:- the fear.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 10:13:21 PST 1997
Myk - I don't know about you, but that exchange has left me stunned and unable to do any work. Please get the picture of Cushca available as soon as possible.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 10:04:03 PST 1997
see ya later, ladies. well, i used to think they were ladies.... giggle yet again.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 10:02:42 PST 1997
Oh, bye CW. Have a good time in Toronto. Admire the CN Tower for me.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 10:02:01 PST 1997
I've got to get away from Cushca. Bye all.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 10:01:38 PST 1997
Goodbye Sleepy. I'll miss you tomorrow. Maybe I'll get in real early and say hello before my long trip into the Third World. Just kidding m.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 1 10:01:07 PST 1997
If the desired effect was to make me gag, it worked. You sick little monkey...


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 10:00:52 PST 1997
Let's not do this anymore!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:59:43 PST 1997
Anyway, I've got to go now. Apologies if we've upset anyone. Cushca is a bad influence. Speak tomorrow. "I don't mind dressing in black, if I thought it would get your temperature back."


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:59:19 PST 1997
Yes Myk - try to think about baseball or something.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:58:24 PST 1997
so am i, cushca... i'll try to time it better next time! giggle.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:57:28 PST 1997
.. and that had nothing to do with me, I'm happy to say.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:57:01 PST 1997
Hush children. I am spent.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:54:18 PST 1997
Ha!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:53:39 PST 1997
No internet access in the loo apparently.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:52:30 PST 1997
ouch, indeed! i a--ure you, this only happens on the RH board, my love. you are so wonderfully cruel.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:50:07 PST 1997
Ouch!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:49:52 PST 1997
Oh, Cushca - lower the tone, why don't you...


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:48:41 PST 1997
Myk - you came too soon, hon. Don't worry, it happens to a lot of men....


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:48:07 PST 1997
There is much money to be made here I would think.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:47:30 PST 1997
Whatever gets you through the night, I guess. Myk - you're a bit quiet, my sweet.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:47:00 PST 1997
oh, don't talk to me about Adam Buxton! heh heh. i loved it too, wax! we really should set them up with video teleconferencing... then i'd never leave the office!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:46:17 PST 1997
I hate to intercede, but I vote for leaving the boot on.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:46:02 PST 1997
Clothing does not present a problem my sweet... I have scissors...


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:45:04 PST 1997
The fire of passion was lost from my eyes momentarily - but only because I was wondering how long it would take to negotiate my boiler suit and wellington boots...


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:42:25 PST 1997
I think the moment may have passed - the fire of passion is fading from Cushca's eyes. Only chocolate or a new episode of the Adam and Joe Show can rekindle it...


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:40:37 PST 1997
Oh please please don't stop. I have to know what happens...


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:39:52 PST 1997
Is this offending anyone? Should we stop and talk about Robyn?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:38:27 PST 1997
Oh if only I could watch. They are torturing us Myk and yet we can not look away.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:37:01 PST 1997
No, I'm afraid not. We could fit in the loo if you prop on the cistern though.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:35:35 PST 1997
It's too late. It closed hours ago. Are there any free offices?


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:34:42 PST 1997
Look hon, you know what these play-fights do to me. What time does the stationery cupboard close?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:29:59 PST 1997
You've got two hours til your out in the cold again... How's your wound by the way?


FROM: Cuchca
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:29:15 PST 1997
...and Sleepy is my pimp.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:28:36 PST 1997
and Cushca is a slappa/slapper.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:27:52 PST 1997
...and Sleepy is stupid/stoopid.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:26:34 PST 1997
Cushca is colour/color-blind.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:26:11 PST 1997
what a riot... we're totally powerless to stop a brewing catfight an ocean away, though we can get an accurate report on it! i love technology.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:25:47 PST 1997
The fact is, Sleepy has a certain red, redness type red thing about her hair which she refuses to admit is ginger. I think it is ginger; and basically that's all the counts. Don't get me wrong though - it is a very attractive feature.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:23:20 PST 1997
I haven't given you a chinese burn. I am not a violent person. I've just made you tea as well, you ungrateful hag. Bye wb!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:22:48 PST 1997
take care, willy.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:22:09 PST 1997
I would like to formally announce to everyone that Sleepy was completely right and I am a witch face and I am complaining unnecessarily about my miniscule wound (however, I will be fully justified in complaining about the chinese burn she has just given me.) Ouch.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:21:55 PST 1997
adios, Mooch-acho!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:20:42 PST 1997
Please explain the ginger reference for us slow dim-witted posters. Er - heh Willybee.


FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:20:38 PST 1997
Life is good, daily intake of Thorzine, and all is well. I'm outta here!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:20:24 PST 1997
i once had a girlfriend named ginger. she hated her name... she thought it was a name for a dog. luckily, she was very attractive.


FROM: m
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:19:36 PST 1997
have good salads all..later


FROM: wb <Robyn quote, almost >
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:19:23 PST 1997
"I believe my fans are computer programmers, who would rather be flying on the backs of hawks through the clouds" something like that.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:19:02 PST 1997
Sleepy kicks my butt on the lyric answer. Hey Myk - the butter was my idea. And m - Thanks for the advise.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:18:34 PST 1997
good afternoon, willybee. how's life in the asyl... er, how's life? heh.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:17:44 PST 1997
Cushca - I am NOT ginger!


FROM: willybee
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:17:18 PST 1997
Ceaser it is!!


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:16:58 PST 1997
Bless the old. Bless the young. But most of all, bless the ginger, for they need all the help they can get.....


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:15:49 PST 1997
Oceanside


FROM: Lois
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:15:38 PST 1997
Hmmm. garden or Ceaser?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:15:32 PST 1997
ET.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:15:32 PST 1997
please, let ME go get the butter... giggle. sorry, i couldn't resist.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:15:03 PST 1997
Oceanside.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:15:02 PST 1997
Don't you hate when people steal your lines?


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:14:53 PST 1997
Sorry, football head.


FROM: m
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:14:50 PST 1997
Yeah, Groovy Myk...On a slow dark,ferry from Ibiza to Alicante they told me we were in Africa But we could have been anywhere..if you know what I mean..Hey,Mr.Wax be careful in Toronto..although,all the dangerous Torontonians have moved out here,where there's room to drive and fight...


FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:14:38 PST 1997
Did you ever see into the future? See the big red sun that won't go down?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:14:19 PST 1997
I gathered.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:14:09 PST 1997
That's MY line, witchface.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:13:31 PST 1997
Heartless witch face......


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:13:16 PST 1997
Er, that was for Cushca..


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:12:56 PST 1997
Just kidding sweetness...


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:12:31 PST 1997
You best put butter on that wound.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:12:29 PST 1997
Oh, grow up Cushca - it's barely visible. I'll give you something to cry about if you don't shut up.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:11:14 PST 1997
I am wounded; I have a paper cut. I shall start to grizzle in approximately 5 seconds.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:10:17 PST 1997
Hey m. I've only heard git used on the old Monty Python. There's one skit... Anyhow. Just that and now when you called me one.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:08:07 PST 1997
we hear the term only from british folks, sleepy! damn, mooch, that must have been one hell of a trip. i hope your morning is groovy.


FROM: m
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:06:52 PST 1997
as in "On yer bike..Git"??


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:06:48 PST 1997
Hi m. Robyn's touring soon in the UK. I'm not going to any of the dates though, even though I'd really love to go to Cambridge.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:04:58 PST 1997
Do you say git in America? It always makes me laugh - a real kid's insult.


FROM: m
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:04:30 PST 1997
I was convinced I was in Africa once...(I was in Spain tho')but thats anouther story..Good day all ..busy busy..Whats new in Robynland?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:03:27 PST 1997
It didn't sound terse, you little git. (tee, hee)


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 09:00:38 PST 1997
Didn't mean to sound so terse there.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 08:59:07 PST 1997
Stranger and stranger. My brother was conceived in Africa. But no, that doesn't count. Thanks anyhow.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 08:59:01 PST 1997
can't say i've ever been to Africa, mr wax! as for you, sleepy, i think that counts as a safari! giggle. yeah, wax, scary how you can get phone numbers, email addresses, etc of everyone on the net. ugh!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 08:51:57 PST 1997
I was conceived in Africa, if that counts!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 08:48:12 PST 1997
Sleepy - you are welcome by the way. Late night drunken people searching on the internet can be a lot of fun. I turned up his name, dialed him up and he's been e-mailing lewd jokes ever since. Anyone every been on an African safari?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 08:46:50 PST 1997
Body skimming, I think...


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 08:46:38 PST 1997
yeah, i know the rest. these days, i can picture it more clearly! heh heh. lovely.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 08:45:31 PST 1997
Close fitting...


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 08:43:49 PST 1997
Myk:- no. He's my soul mate. Cushca's wearing a short black skirt and a... oh, you know the rest.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 08:40:15 PST 1997
sorry to hear of it, sleepy. is this someone you're attempting to "reorient" toward your direction? if this is too personal, please forgive me. incidentally, what is cushca wearing today? giggle.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 08:39:38 PST 1997
CW: Take care driving then. Listen to Moss Elixir. I wanted to thank you for mentioning that you saw a friend after 10 years. It inspired me to write to a friend of mine in Australia who I haven't seen for 10 years and whom I meant to reply to a year ago. I felt all warm and glowy once I sent the letter off.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 08:37:58 PST 1997
driving through canada is cool, though i was besieged by speed traps. i found out at the border that radar detectors were illegal, so i declined to mention the one installed in the lower part of my dashboard. it helped a great deal.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 08:33:04 PST 1997
Long distance relationships are impossible. I'm driving to Toronto. It's only 90 miles away. Awful drive though. The Queen Elizabeth Way is constantly strewn with accidents. Trucks full of pipe are always spilling their cargo onto the collectors. Still, it's getting me out of the office eh?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 08:32:20 PST 1997
My friend is in a dreamworld, hoping for the impossible and I have to deal with the consequences...


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 08:31:31 PST 1997
i'm not sure what day i'm going, sleepy. hopefully it won't take all day. maybe i'll set it for the afternoon, so as not to conflict with important matters here.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 08:30:23 PST 1997
so is your friend in a dreamworld, sleepy, hoping for the impossible? or does he just have an "arrangement" with her when she visits London (or he visits Toronto)?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 08:29:30 PST 1997
Does this mean I'll have no-one to play with tomorrow? Boo.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 08:28:49 PST 1997
The story has a tragic twist in that the girl in Toronto already has a boyfriend.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 08:27:26 PST 1997
time for one of them to relocate, sleepy! goin' to toronto, huh wax? well, try to enjoy. it's funny... i've got a seminar thing to attend too, but it's here in the city, so no plane for me! woohoo! sorry about the pic getting trashed, wax... i'll get the pic on a "secure" webpage, and let you go there to view/download it! it's funny how the radio has these patterns... i told you how i heard RH's version of "Ghost In You" a few days ago. well, on my way back to the office this morning, the same station played the original Psych Furs version. what a great song. i also like Counting Crows' version of it too, though Adam hams it up a bit too much.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 08:25:17 PST 1997
Very quiet.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 08:05:31 PST 1997
Yes. That would make things difficult. And expensive.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 07:56:56 PST 1997
The love of my best friend's life lives in Toronto. Unfortunate considering he lives here.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 07:49:00 PST 1997
I'm going to Toronto for work. Some ghastly Nestscape seminar or something or other. Do not pity me. That can not be a coincidence about The Big Sleep. What am I waiting for? I'm booking a flight.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 07:44:27 PST 1997
Are you going there for work or pleasure? I meant to say earlier that The Big Sleep is playing in London all this week. Robyn is round and about too. Coincidence, no? What are you waiting for?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 07:39:45 PST 1997
I've tried and tried to get that data to become a picture of Cushca but it just won't. I'm going to Toronto tomorrow. Anyone want anything while I'm there? I'm going to find the exact spot where Sleepy is standing in that picture.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 07:27:46 PST 1997
One second gap.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 07:26:19 PST 1997
What did happen to MTS? He vanished soon after the Jazz Cafe gig. Decoy has been sending me e-mail but apparently can't make the time to get on the board. He works so hard. Didn't Enilorac go off for a weekend in New York City? Last we heard of her.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 07:26:18 PST 1997
You could have coasters made out of Cushca's picture and send them out to RH fans for Christmas. All the girls can get Matthew Seligman calendars instead. Oh, right... just me then...


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 07:20:24 PST 1997
If only... My attachment didn't seem to come over correctly. It just isn't meant to be I guess. It's 56k of printed out code or something. Oh well.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 07:19:53 PST 1997
oh, absolutely, sleepy! heh heh. the tape rocks! ugh, i've already told you this!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 07:15:39 PST 1997
Are you two drooling over Cush's piccy?


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 07:13:11 PST 1997
ok, i'm here for a sec. a windchime sounds like a nice gift, cushca. i can just see you making a terrible racket in the office with it, but having good fun doing it. wax, did you get it to work? it was an attachment.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 07:09:45 PST 1997
I wonder what happened to Morrissey T Smith and enilorac and Decoy??


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 06:57:48 PST 1997
I'm cheery. No Tom Verlaine album though. You know me.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 06:54:59 PST 1997
OK. Let's cheer up. Does anyone have the first Tom Verlaine album? I can't get Breakin' In My Heart out of my head. I saw the picture of him on the back of the sleeve and it made me gasp.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 06:49:10 PST 1997
Cynthia Mask makes me sad. I met her. She was very nice.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 06:42:29 PST 1997
Afternoon Cushca.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 06:41:31 PST 1997
I too have been enjoying it frequently as of late, but I can not listen to Linctus House. I have to skip over it. For some reason it makes me squirm with discomfort.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Dec 1 06:41:25 PST 1997
Good, good, good afternoon one and all. My boss gave me a windchime today as a present and all's right with the world.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 06:38:03 PST 1997
I played Eye yesterday. It was an almost painfree experience. Very enjoyable.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 06:33:41 PST 1997
Cynthia Mask


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 06:29:47 PST 1997
"Scattered in bushes, the firemen laughing."


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 06:23:19 PST 1997
"I'll reach your lungs like smoke in the orchard."


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 05:51:42 PST 1997
Hi Myk. Hooded - I sympathise.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 05:51:34 PST 1997
Hey Sleepy and Myk. Not many leaves around here anymore, but the snow is gone and the Sun is out. But enough about the weather. Bills won! Bills won! It's frustrating, but to tell you the truth, we're kind of getting used to it," QB Todd Collins said this week about Buffalo's slow starts offensively. Well, hopefully they will now get used to good starts and early leads. The Bills got both of those Sunday, jumping out to a 10-3 lead at the half and holding on for a 20-10 win over the Jets. Todd Collins' 22-yard touchdown pass to a diving Andre Reed not only gave the Bills an early 7-0 lead, it was Buffalo's first first-quarter TD in 17 games. That score got the home crowd going and the Bills fed off their energy and pounded the Jets on the ground from there on out. Thurman Thomas and Antowain Smith combined for 182 yards rushing and Thomas' 104 yards marked his 52nd 100-yard game and moved him into 9th place on the all-time rushing list past former Bills' great O.J. Simpson. The win moves the Bills to 6-7 and keeps them alive in the AFC East playoff race. They continue their quest for a berth next weekend when they visit the Windy City to take on the Bears.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 05:48:11 PST 1997
good morning, folks! hooded: i'm sorry to hear about the situation, but i trust you'll weather it well. meanwhile, sleepy gets to go for a leisurely stroll in London. ah, the peaks and valleys of life.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 05:44:35 PST 1997
Hello again. Uninspiring walk, I must say. Nice houses round here though. Leaves look good today.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Dec 1 05:21:04 PST 1997
Good morning. I've been doing an impersonation of an industrious employee today. Glad you got the tape. I'm going for a short walk now. Speak later.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Dec 1 05:02:58 PST 1997
Good morning. Sleepy? Are you there? You silence frightens and concerns me. Sorry hooded. That's very very sad. When that happened to me not so long ago, I played She Doesn't Exist Anymore over and over. It touched me. Well, I have work to do. Later-


FROM: Sammy-Jane
DATE: Mon Dec 1 04:10:08 PST 1997
All the hullaballooooooooo seems to have quietened down. Didn't notice a comment from the "Man" himself


FROM: willybee
DATE: Mon Dec 1 03:35:05 PST 1997
I'm outta here, have a nice day all. Mr. Hooded, you can't drink away the pain. Good luck to ya'!!


FROM: Leadbelly
DATE: Mon Dec 1 03:03:49 PST 1997
"Ain't no white man ever had the blues, he ain't got nothin' to worry about!"


FROM: willybee
DATE: Mon Dec 1 02:53:26 PST 1997
Mr. Hooded I (as well as every man whoever walked on this planet) share your pain. Long, lonely, endless nights, drinking to forget, but desperately trying to remember. Willy knows all to well what your going through. Well anyway, happy(?) birthday.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Dec 1 02:40:14 PST 1997
?


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sun Nov 30 23:32:56 PST 1997
Gee, Hooded. Sorry about your wife and everything. But we're both Sagittarians (Me - 25 on the 14th) so all is well, except that I am very sick and it is so trying to be sick with a healthy, bouncy, perky two year old when all you want to do is lay down and watch TV. I wanna die and she won't stop crying. AAARRRGGGHHHH...


FROM: hooded
DATE: Sun Nov 30 22:52:56 PST 1997
thank you m. just for that, I'll hoist another killians for you. (killians is usually red though, but the brown is very good also, but it packs a big hangover) did you know killians is brewed by coor's? weird huh?


FROM: hooded
DATE: Sun Nov 30 22:39:42 PST 1997
rOb, just read in the last archive about your review, they also said Material Issue wrote about ex's and love drippy stuff, but here in Chicago, its the stuff of ledgend. bravo!


FROM: m
DATE: Sun Nov 30 22:36:35 PST 1997
thats the spirit!!I'm hoisting a cold brown one to ya'..happy birthday !Mr.Hooded( on the 8th)..I share your enthusiasm for Killians!a fine brew!..later


FROM: hooded
DATE: Sun Nov 30 22:26:17 PST 1997
Hello board! been away for awhile- rOb, the schism I was refering to was your break up. I am recently (about a week) dumped, the relationship lasted 10 years, and 10 days. We were 17 when we met. (1 1/2 years married) I don't know why she left, something about codepenance and her mom made her do it. It took a week of drinking beer and growing this weird (but kinda cool) goatee to realize I'm the one whose going to be OK. (p.s. I turn 27 something dec 8.) Happy birthday, I wanna divorce. Myk- "The Ghost In You" appeared on a for radio only promo as the B side of "Madonna of the Wasps" I found mine at a mom n' pop used record store, quite a find. drinking Killians tonight, must find "I often dream of trains", no maybe "eye". drat! she took the cd player. Ah, the computer. She can take the cd player but not my soul or my beer!!!!


FROM: Jetbread
DATE: Sun Nov 30 21:39:40 PST 1997
Here come the warm jets!


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Sun Nov 30 21:26:52 PST 1997
"Tonight," and "Never Let Me Down" being prime examples.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Sun Nov 30 21:26:18 PST 1997
My thoughts on Eno are about the same as my thoughts on Bowie: anything either of them touch turns to gold. It's amazing, it really is (With the exception of a couple of Bowie's mid eighties albums, of course).


FROM: Fill Manana-era
DATE: Sun Nov 30 20:04:38 PST 1997
yes, but over produced by Eno is, as martha Stewart says,"A good thang."


FROM: Phil Manzeneeairahh <they can't pronounce my name here>
DATE: Sun Nov 30 19:58:28 PST 1997
yes,you are entirely correct,But that Steve Vai can really play a guitar.


FROM:
DATE: Sun Nov 30 19:50:29 PST 1997
And still, the world turns.......OH GOD MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT STOP!!!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Sun Nov 30 19:20:18 PST 1997
wow, 4 seconds off. yeah, i love manzanera's work. usually overproduced, but it fits well with his style, me thinks.


FROM: One
DATE: Sun Nov 30 19:19:44 PST 1997
...LASTS! forever...which makes me think of a Roxy tune on Flesh Blood, Phil....


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Sun Nov 30 19:18:07 PST 1997
good luck with it, oh mooching one. i'm gonna have a beer and listen to a groovy tape through headphones, since my stereo amp went supernova last week. damn thing should be finished with repairs right about now...


FROM: One (not zero)
DATE: Sun Nov 30 19:18:03 PST 1997
Phil M: Try to learn and spell your own last name for crissakes! Joy of joys: I found my old Fegmaniax button (yellow with black lettering) and my Thoth button, both from the vintage Sandra and Trudi era.... The Thoth button actually functions as a daring fashion statement (wow), while, sadly, the Fegmaniax button just looks like a large smudged yellow clown's button. Sad about Seigfried and Roy....I think they are getting a divorce. Nothing last forever. Who is going to get the house, one wonders.


FROM: m
DATE: Sun Nov 30 19:00:30 PST 1997
Well I'm going to go and drain the Perky Pat From my pinched earlobes and all other lobes..I think I'll listen to Underwater Moonlight ...I wanna destroy you..very cleansing of "studio head syndrome"...tommorrow..


FROM: m
DATE: Sun Nov 30 18:42:44 PST 1997
Yeah,not many people wearing tiaras in old Lahaina..not many that I saw anyway.not many wearing much of anything actually,..a hat maybe..and a large smile.heh..How's the weekend going?I haven't been home much...working at the majestic vice-grip emporium I call a studio..


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Sun Nov 30 18:17:50 PST 1997
wow, mooch, missed you by just a few minutes. canada has stamps of old guys wearing tiaras? how VERY. heh heh. quite a progressive society they have up there, but it doesn't measure up to hawaii, or so i hear!


FROM: m
DATE: Sun Nov 30 18:09:45 PST 1997
Hey rOb,..Claire watching tv and seeing you..I think you have a song in there..Like I said in the e-mail I sent you, as soon as this postal strike is legislated back to work..look for an envelope with a stamp on it, of an elderly lady with a tiara..it'll my order for your C.D "shower of syllables."...Hi,Myk..later


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Sun Nov 30 15:15:19 PST 1997
good lord, rob, you are ANYTHING but over that claire girl. heh heh. still, it would be a sweet revenge.


FROM:
DATE: Sun Nov 30 15:09:51 PST 1997
Oh god, not CLAIRE again!!!


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Sun Nov 30 15:03:43 PST 1997
Yeah, Myk, I think I'm ready. I've gone far too long without any recognition. Besides, I want Claire to be watching MTV one day, and see ME!!!!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Sun Nov 30 14:23:20 PST 1997
yeah, rob! before you know it, the groupies, the wild sex, the drugs, the wild sex, the adoration of the world, and still more wild sex. do you believe you're ready for this?


FROM:
DATE: Sun Nov 30 13:20:54 PST 1997
"We breathed in everything"


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Sun Nov 30 12:48:55 PST 1997
I just got an e-mail from someone called 'Phitjr' asking me for a set list......hmmm.....


FROM: Phil Mansanera
DATE: Sat Nov 29 21:42:31 PST 1997
I'm sorry I dont wish to know that,nevertheless that Steve Vai can certainly play a guitar.warm regards.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Sat Nov 29 21:24:08 PST 1997
Yes. Hugely different. That's why I corrected myself. Ooooh And it feels like 1974.....


FROM: syds other neighbor
DATE: Sat Nov 29 21:21:57 PST 1997
yes, thank God for that.


FROM: syds concerned neighbor
DATE: Sat Nov 29 21:19:17 PST 1997
I thought you said he'd HAVE to roger now for the rest of his life, a very different thing.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Sat Nov 29 18:18:06 PST 1997
Actually Huh?, it was WD40. No, actually, it was "Syd Barrett's last session, he can't sing any more. He's gonna have to be Roger now, for the rest of his life".


FROM: nobody
DATE: Sat Nov 29 17:22:52 PST 1997
The zero is the mathematically defined numerical function of nothingness that is used not for an evasion but for an apprehension of reality. The "nothing" has been the exclusive territory of mystics and neocheaters. They thrive on "nothing", in nonreality, and create their mystical edifice of power and dominance upon "nothing" with "nothing".


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Sat Nov 29 17:14:39 PST 1997
If I was on my knees, you'd have a good view of my skull...and I happen to know you're carrying a chisel.


FROM:
DATE: Sat Nov 29 15:50:00 PST 1997
Should I say it with flowers? Or should I say it with nails?


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Sat Nov 29 14:36:34 PST 1997
No, Nick Drake fan, that does not mean Leave me Alone...I'm not a real big Nick Drake fan, although I did try the tuning last night. It's pretty groovy. As for the R.H. tabs, it's from www.Isli.com, I posted that URL a few archives back. The guy couldn't keep the page up, so he sent it to fegMANIA!


FROM: Nick Drake fan, and Robyn fan too!
DATE: Sat Nov 29 11:05:21 PST 1997
rOb, does that mean you won't be trying it or you want me to leave you alone or thanks, I'll give it a whirl? By the way, all you guitarists, they have posted some pretty groovy tabulature for Robyn's songs on Fegmania. They were moved from somewhere else....I Often Dream of Trains provides such mysteries as Autumn is Your Last Chance---that one always baffled me. Some of the stuff is wrong, and some lyrics (Queen of Eyes has a few versions) are way wrong, but all in all a fun and informative addition to Fegmania.


FROM: Huh?
DATE: Sat Nov 29 11:01:57 PST 1997
Chewing Wax, have you been inhaling Lysol again?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Sat Nov 29 09:41:22 PST 1997
BE Roger. Duh. Python's last series. But enough rambling.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Sat Nov 29 09:39:55 PST 1997
Hey all. A rare weekend posting for me. Myk! I got it too. Happy happy days. That tape is now one of my most cherished musical recordings. Nice photos too, although I was denied the Cushca photo. Why must people insist on imposing their own sense of morality on others? As you would say, heh heh. Syd Barrett's last session, he can't sing anymore. He'll have to Roger now, for the rest of his life.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Sat Nov 29 07:41:07 PST 1997
thanks, daisy. that sounds right, since "ghost in you" surfaced right about the time of QE. time to go hunting for it at the vinyl shops, i suppose.


FROM: <Daisy Bomb>
DATE: Sat Nov 29 00:54:51 PST 1997
Myk- "The Ghost in You" is the b-side of a 12 inch single. I -think-, though I'm not exactly sure, that it's one from "Queen Elvis" ("Madonna of the Wasps" seems right to me). I don't know where else it is (officially) available.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 22:00:21 PST 1997
no, queenie, i'm the only one here mad for cushca! heh heh... just like robyn's "swirling", 'it started as a joke'. she works with sleepy at the textile mill/sweatshop, and she's a beauty to behold. (i have a picture of her at her spinning wheel... poor girl.) as for the anons that chant her name here, they've been known to parrot anything, or employ the cut 'n paste method we've grown so fond of.