FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Nov 24 10:18:03 PST 1997
Yeh, I saw that game reviewed. Not my kind of game. I'm not sure who you are talking about Sleepy. It's been a while. All my beloved movie tapes were damaged in a basement flood. And don't get me wrong, I loved Brazil, but it ain't no Time Bandits.


FROM: SNE
DATE: Mon Nov 24 10:17:38 PST 1997
...Except for the heroes, of course. I am disappointed that City was made into a playstation movie. How could a movie like that ever gain the stature of, say, The Seventh Seal, if it's been made into a damn video game. Just shoot me in the head right now.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 10:16:44 PST 1997
well, i gotta run for (probably) the rest of the day. places to go, people to harrass. everyone will be gone when i see this board next, so i say "farewell" to all. sleepy: a bit too vague for me... wax?


FROM: SNE
DATE: Mon Nov 24 10:15:33 PST 1997
I do think Gilliam is great. But I didn't like that Monkey's movie as much as Fisher King and Brazil. Time Bandits was great too. There is a consistent commentary in Gilliam's movies regarding the general lack of awareness of anything beyond the mundane in most people: Nobody is ever possessed of any depth, or soul; but they are also completely oblivious to the blindingly obvious events taking place around them (the parents in Time Bandits). They are only concerned with established schedules and not rocking the boat.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 10:15:16 PST 1997
Yes. Brazil is my favourite.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 10:13:00 PST 1997
wax: i'm going to have to go with "brazil" for 'best gilliam film without a prescription'. "the city of lost children" was made into a playstation game, wax. mostly good reviews.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 10:11:20 PST 1997
CW - what's the name of the person in the Time Bandits, who's name sounds like something else? (As you can see, I don't know this film very well!)


FROM: Siskel N. Ebert
DATE: Mon Nov 24 10:10:58 PST 1997
What makes those two films work for me is what makes anything every done by Ingmar Bergman great: Visuals ... Poetic compositions of movement and light and the unbearably beautiful and tragic events in peoples' lives as shown in their eyes, mouths, bodies.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 10:10:17 PST 1997
CW - oh, good. MTS: we'll have to wear special scaled-down fake heads. I'm surprised I didn't see you at the Jazz Cafe. I scanned the room quite thoroughly.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Nov 24 10:09:03 PST 1997
Terry Gilliam's best movie was Time Bandits. He just made it too early.


FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Mon Nov 24 10:05:32 PST 1997
Sleepy - I will be there, will you? It'll be tough for us not to bump into each other there. What with those fake heads and all.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Nov 24 10:05:20 PST 1997
Sleepy - of course I forgive you. I couldn't stay mad at you.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 10:03:55 PST 1997
work it, Anndy baby.


FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Mon Nov 24 10:03:54 PST 1997
Siskel - I love movies more than my own Mother Love Bone CD's, But I don't know why, I just couldn't get into those movies!?!?! Mind you, I'm the only person on earth to not like Brazil, so what do I know? I think I'm missing something....


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Nov 24 10:03:29 PST 1997
The Crawling! I haven't seen any of those films. Heard of them though. That's a start.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 10:02:58 PST 1997
PA - Oooh, yes.


FROM: Princess Anndy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 10:01:02 PST 1997
I'm wearing my great grandfather's chain-mail trousers, a pair of moose-hide boots, a thick rope belt, three layers of vestments I stole from the vicar down the way, purple eye makeup and lip rouge, and a bright pink beanie complete with twirling propellor. Sexy huh?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 10:00:55 PST 1997
CW - do you forgive me for my cruel lyric exploitation? "Delicatessen" is extremely good.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:59:41 PST 1997
The Adam and Joe Show is extremely funny and very puerile. Two silly blokes who do toy versions of famous films and other such nonsense. Good to see comedy god Chris Morris on TV the other week. Are you going to see Robyn at the Mean Fiddler?


FROM: Siskel N. Ebert
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:58:18 PST 1997
As long as we're on the topic of movies, any fans of City of Lost Children or Delicatessan here? If you like David Lynch and Peter Greenaway but wish they were a little less mean and violent, those two movies are incredible. The visuals alone would make them beautiful experiences -- even if they were silent films.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:57:26 PST 1997
Overlap. Yes, I have seen That Sinking Feeling - appropriately, in Edinburgh with my cousin and Scottish boy called Mr Morrissey - and that's the truth! Great film. Cornflakes and flares.


FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:56:37 PST 1997
Sleepy - I've never even heard of the Adam & Joe show. Is it good?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:55:38 PST 1997
Morrissey - did you see the Adam and Joe Show on Sat--day?


FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:54:25 PST 1997
Sleepy - Have you seen That Sinking Feeling?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:54:06 PST 1997
I really want to hear "Insanely Jealous". Right now.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:53:24 PST 1997
Local Hero was a brilliant film. burt lancaster was a riot. yeah, mark's music was perfect for it. damn... now i'm going to be humming the theme for the rest of the day. oh well, i can think of worse tunes in my head.


FROM: Morrissey X. Smith
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:53:19 PST 1997
God, I'm having trooble spelling twoday.


FROM: "Horns"
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:53:02 PST 1997
Yes it's crawling...out of a dark place into a light place..... Thanks to this morning's selections, all I could think of was the era. Meanwhile, I had "Kingdom of Love" and "I Got the Hots" swirling, vibrating in my mind.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:52:50 PST 1997
Hi Morrissey! Sounds like a great evening to me. Viva Scotland.


FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:52:32 PST 1997
Wel, we were having trouble with a lyric!


FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:51:10 PST 1997
For a groovy evening buy some beer, Pringles, Ben & Jerry's Chunkee Monkee Ice Cream and rent Local Hero, Gregory's Girl and That Sinking Feelin. Trust me. How is y'all today? I see we're having trouble with a lyric.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:50:28 PST 1997
No. I don't like making other people unhappy. It's "The Crawling".


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:48:44 PST 1997
Hey Horns. Are you enjoying yourself Sleepy?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:48:13 PST 1997
Ahh, warmer...


FROM: "Horns"
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:46:15 PST 1997
Can you hold a fish?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:45:50 PST 1997
"Pink Moon gonna get ye all. Gonna be a Pink Moon." Ahh, I have a new lease of life....


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:44:01 PST 1997
CW - is the lyric tormenting you.... It is painful yet? Hee, hee.


FROM: "Horns" the Duck
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:43:53 PST 1997
I don't remember the name of the song, Sleepy, but I think it's one Invisible Hitchc--k, no? By the way, the correct open tuning for the song, Pink Moon, low to high: D, A, D, G, D, F#


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:42:14 PST 1997
I reportedly saw that film in college but was really really drunk. Awsome music by Mark Knofler. I don't remember much else.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:39:49 PST 1997
"Can you know a mist..."


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:38:39 PST 1997
Has anyone seen the film "Local Hero"? I'm guessing no. There's a scene in it where two guys are driving through the mist in Scotland and they hit something. They get out of the car and it transpires that it's a rabbit. One guy says to the other "Should we hit it with something hard?" and the other one replies, " You just did that with a two-tonne automobile." ... I think you have to see it to really appreciate it. Ah, a fine film...


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:35:14 PST 1997
Actually, the scream was due to my frustration with my inability to get this song. I mean, she's given me the whole lyric. I had a rabbit once. His name was Syd. He died.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:31:23 PST 1997
you... you killed Thumper?


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:30:46 PST 1997
i'm guessing that mr wax is fond of rabbits.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:27:44 PST 1997
Arghhhhhh


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:27:17 PST 1997
the alarm in sleepy's "voice" made it all worthwhile. 'possums, solar power, etc... speaking of critters, they should really stay out of the road. in 2 separate instances this weekend, a rabbit has darted directly in front of my car. 50% of said rabbits lived to tell the tale. nothing i could do... honest!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:27:16 PST 1997
Joe - is Daisy Bomb a Beefheart record, then?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:26:22 PST 1997
"Have you got it baby, flesh and blood, have you got it baby?"


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:22:14 PST 1997
No one has a clue what we're talking about Myk. Myk e-mailed me on Friday and the subject line was a very obscure Simpsons quote. I went home, turned on the Simpsons and it was the same episode Myk's quote was from. Very strange. That Myk doesn't have this song is a clue, but it is lost on me this morning. er. Afternoon.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:19:44 PST 1997
I got an e:mail - but it wasn't like that?! What was that?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:16:51 PST 1997
I suck at lyric identifying.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:14:33 PST 1997
sleepy is so cruel. heh. yeah, wax, got the email... loved the bit about the 'possum. the same "simpsons" that has the great line: "[disgusted man] solar power! when will people learn?!"


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:09:22 PST 1997
A bit more of the lyric: "You think you know her and you're a lucky guy..." Um. Myk probably won't have this song. Sorry.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:02:10 PST 1997
Robyn's playing at the Mean Fiddler Acoustic Room on Tuesday 9 December. Although the venue is hellish far away from my suburban paradise, it does play host to some very good gigs. I've seen Robyn play twice in the Acoustic Room - both concerts were excellent. The room was so small Robyn could barely get out of the dressing room. He held his guitar aloft and started playing and singing whilst trying to get to the stage. Good fun.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Nov 24 09:00:42 PST 1997
Did you two get my e-mail this morning? We need hints.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Nov 24 08:56:02 PST 1997
Cool. A lyric. We haven't had one of those in ages. I have no idea. (I was kidding about the piercings by the way.)


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 08:53:04 PST 1997
sleepy beat me by 20 seconds. how does she do that? as for the lyric, sleepygirl, i haven't a clue.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 08:52:05 PST 1997
while we're off the topic, sleepy, when is robyn's next UK gig? and please, do get back to us on the interesting locations where you and cushca have been pierced! not bad, for a monday.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 08:51:45 PST 1997
CW - strictly an ear-thing. Tongue looks fun - on someone else though! Apparently the tongue swells up for three days after piercing. Urghh. Anyway. Robyn Hitchc--k... um. "I see the shadow, but not the thing itself". Lyric anyone?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Nov 24 08:33:28 PST 1997
Checking in. I'm starving, but I'm keeping room for Thanksgiving. No piercings except for the nipples, tounge, left eyebrow and lower lip. I like to keep it understated. How about you Sleepy?


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 08:10:06 PST 1997
well, sleepy, my heart is pierced by cupid's arrow every time that cushca says my name. (or when we discuss her outfits.) other than that, no piercings. i'm too sappy for a monday... ugh, i'm making myself ill! heh heh.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 08:03:37 PST 1997
Urgh. Too much work. Yuk. Anyone got any piercings? Ha, ha, ha!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 08:01:12 PST 1997
trip-hop and ambient is cool. i just bought the sneaker pimps cd a few weeks ago, and i listen to it often. after his first album (almost a total disaster, i'm glad that beck put out the cool "odelay". for over 10 years, however, i never could develop a taste for the throwing muses. the newer stuff was cool, the old stuff was painful.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 07:57:07 PST 1997
Hi mooch! A good ensemble I'd say! Enjoy your coffee. Bye.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 07:56:40 PST 1997
oh, you dress to the 9's, baby! i'm just happy i'm not wearing a suit today. suits stifle me, though i look smashing in them! heh heh.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Nov 24 07:55:45 PST 1997
Myk - Throwing Muses, Jeff Buckley (past tense), Sneaker Pimps, Beck, Pop Robson, Massive Attack (produced the most perfect song I am likely to hear in this lifetime) and various other trip-hop, dub and ambient DJ's from hereabouts. Those were in no particular order. I'm sure to have disappointed you. Sleepy is tutting for England at my taste in music (with the exception of Beck and the Throwing Muses). Well I like them, so there.


FROM: m
DATE: Mon Nov 24 07:52:35 PST 1997
Good morning all,...Yes Myk, work is piled to here(neck)..I hope everyone had a good weekend..and has fully recovered..I,m wearing a pair of green plaid flannel pants,a Marks and Spencer wool sweater,and a smile.and now I'm going to pour hot coffee into my smiling head..then I'd better get to work...later..


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Nov 24 07:48:42 PST 1997
Close fitting. Even better.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Nov 24 07:48:12 PST 1997
Mmmmm. Tight fitting.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 07:46:43 PST 1997
oh boy, i can't wait to talk to decoy! that should be very enlightening.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Nov 24 07:44:58 PST 1997
Oh. I could have said a lot worse about my good friend Decoy. I think I'll be safe. Actually, I really am throwing rocks from the front lawn of my glass house. Here's a warning. Anything Decoy says about me that is embarrassing, is a lie. A filthy pack of lies.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 07:41:12 PST 1997
hey cushca: sleepy mentioned you like prodigy. what other bands are on your A-list? and why is everyone so quiet? work, perhaps?


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 07:14:44 PST 1997
oh my, decoy is gonna love THAT. giggle.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 07:14:27 PST 1997
CW - he's going to punish you for saying that...


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Nov 24 07:10:15 PST 1997
Work work work work. Boatloads. I have old pictures of Decoy passed out but I didn't get one on Sat--day. He was adorable. Curled up in a little ball, sucking his thumb. Ohhhhh.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 06:53:28 PST 1997
how come MY grapevine never tells me things like that? where is that darn wax?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 06:46:51 PST 1997
I've heard through the grapevine that Storefront Hitchc--k is wonderful. Simple, but beautifully effective. Jonathan Demme's love for Robyn's music apparently shines through.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 06:45:05 PST 1997
slacks, yes. cardie, no. nice choice of clothing today, cushca. i can just imagine it. heh heh.


FROM: Cushca
DATE: Mon Nov 24 06:34:52 PST 1997
Thank you for allowing me to post, master Sleepy. Myk - in answer to your question, I'm wearing a short black and grey skirt (A-line once again) and a close fitting black top. Oh, and a black ribbed cardie too. I can't begin to imagine what you are actually wearing, but I'd like to think that you're sporting a fetching combination of Farah slacks and a cardie to match mine. Cor, not bad.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 06:34:16 PST 1997
i don't suppose mr wax took a pic of decoy when he was passed out. that sort of pic always cracks me up!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 06:33:21 PST 1997
heh heh... yeah, of the 4 of us, i'm the last "unexposed" one. i'll fix that soon.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 06:26:40 PST 1997
Cushca will tell you herself. By the way, you have to let me have a picture of you, since I have foolishly sent you both one of me.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 06:19:04 PST 1997
i hope you didn't miss the starting gun, wax. sleepy: what is my lovely cushca wearing today? what are YOU wearing? what am I wearing? feel free to guess.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Nov 24 06:05:52 PST 1997
Yeh Myk, it was cool. We actually had been out of touch until a few months ago. And then one day you find ten years have got behind you.... One more cup of coffee?


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 05:58:41 PST 1997
3 cheers for decoy! wow... an old friend came by... that must have been odd/cool.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 05:57:28 PST 1997
CW:- Ha, ha! Myk - overlap - ANY cakes.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Nov 24 05:56:02 PST 1997
Morning Sleepy and Myk. I think the party was very good. Much wine consumed. Much 1970's music played. I spent a good amount of the evening explaining to people what a gibson was. Lovely. A friend I hadn't seen in ten years came by. And Decoy passed out with his clothes on, but to his credit, he made it to the guest bed. Trouble was it hadn't been made yet. Oh well. I covered him up and went back to the party. The final album of the evening was I Often Dream of Trains. Perfect.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 05:55:49 PST 1997
Indeed. Hee, hee.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 05:55:47 PST 1997
cakes? what sort of cake?


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 05:53:20 PST 1997
i'm glad you enjoyed that! i may type "very well" when drunk, but it does take a bit longer to type the sentences. heh heh... quite analogous to other activities, i suppose.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 05:52:10 PST 1997
Oh, yes. Cushca's a Taurus and she loves cakes.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 05:49:47 PST 1997
Hi Myk. I hear you had a good time yourself on Sat--day. People seem to type very well under the influence of alcohol. I find I can speak many languages fluently when I've had a drink. I get blank looks from people though... funny that....


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 05:46:10 PST 1997
morning to sleepy and mr wax! i trust you had a groovy party, wax! how outta control did Decoy get? heh heh. sleepy: nothin' says "lovin" like getting a rubber duck! i'd name him "simon the duck". any other interesting facts on cushca? giggle. willybee is up early!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 05:31:37 PST 1997
Morning CW. How was the party? Hung-over yesterday?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Nov 24 05:12:23 PST 1997
Morning. That took a long time catching up. My brain is still not functioning correctly. Hey Wb, I don't hate you. I couldn't possibly stir up such a strong emotion towards you. I wouldn't even say I have any negative feelings towards you at all. The threat to eradicate me was a bit disconcerting, but I'm over that now and it was a good excuse to buy that shot gun I've been wanting. If you're in Buffalo, look me up! I'm in the book.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 04:39:15 PST 1997
Did you dream in colour?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 04:35:00 PST 1997
Hi alt. How are you?


FROM: <alternity@microvote.com>
DATE: Mon Nov 24 04:32:47 PST 1997
Hi sleepy :)


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 03:49:21 PST 1997
You have a nice day too.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 03:48:23 PST 1997
Bye.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 24 03:48:08 PST 1997
Have a wonderful (DAY)


FROM: plain ole' stupid
DATE: Mon Nov 24 03:47:29 PST 1997
I gotta go, I've been out of coffee for quite sometime. Have a wonderful Sleepy, and tell everyone I said hello. Especially(?) Chewing Wax. Love ya' Baby.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 03:44:53 PST 1997
Have you read some of your postings?! Now, they're peculiar...


FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Nov 24 03:42:21 PST 1997
Your posting are somewhat pecular, at least from what I've read. Don't get paranoid, its just an opinion. Do yopu talk that way in real life?


FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Nov 24 03:39:53 PST 1997
20.. WOW, it's been ages since we were that age. Well 5&10 years. My last girlfriend was 19, just out of high school, young and fresh!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 03:38:26 PST 1997
Odd?! How so?!


FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Nov 24 03:37:03 PST 1997
Immature no, odd yes.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 03:35:18 PST 1997
Cuscha's only 20. So young.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 03:34:05 PST 1997
Are you saying I'm immature! Ha, ha.


FROM: pos
DATE: Mon Nov 24 03:32:53 PST 1997
Your older than I thought you were, no offense, with age comes dignity.......sometimes.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 03:29:17 PST 1997
Pisces. Old enough to know better (30).


FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Nov 24 03:27:46 PST 1997
I'm 25, 26 on FEB. 05. An Aquarius I am. And you?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 03:25:57 PST 1997
Oh, I'm sure he doesn't. Out of interest, how old are you, roughly.


FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Nov 24 03:25:02 PST 1997
I dunno, never heard of such a thing.


FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Nov 24 03:22:37 PST 1997
I'm unfamiliar with Decoy, I'd be rollin' by CW's. If we do go I may drop off a care package to prove I exist. He hates me!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 03:19:27 PST 1997
What am I going to call this rubber duck then?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 03:18:18 PST 1997
I've no idea who went to the party. If you go to visit Decoy, be sure to wear a tiara, so he'll know it's you.


FROM: plain ole' stupid
DATE: Mon Nov 24 03:16:11 PST 1997
DOH! I'm justnabout out of coffe, quick pot it was. Was decoy the only one who attended? I will (maybe) be up in his area this Sat--day, theres been talk of running north to pick up cubans (cigars not people). I may have to stop by. A big rubber duck huh, the image is just funny.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 03:08:05 PST 1997
Ah, I couldn't get to CW's party. I stayed at home and had a private party with my friend instead.


FROM: wb
DATE: Mon Nov 24 03:06:47 PST 1997
Did you enjoy CW's party?


FROM: willybee
DATE: Mon Nov 24 03:05:15 PST 1997
Good morn' Sleepy, gotta thwart the repo' man somehow.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 02:57:13 PST 1997
Hi. I've been working (gasp!) Why, oh, why, are you up so early?


FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 24 02:46:54 PST 1997
I think I'm being ignored.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 24 02:20:44 PST 1997
Queenies got a complex.


FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 24 02:18:54 PST 1997
Time now is 5:16 C*ST (*= Cleveland) Fresh snow, coffee's a brewin'.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 01:57:36 PST 1997
My boss has bought me a giant rubber duck. I don't know why, but I'm grateful anyway.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 24 01:44:12 PST 1997
Good morning. Oh, it's early. Tea. Back later.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sun Nov 23 20:51:59 PST 1997
What's the matter with Roseanne?? I thought her show was great. My Tuesday nights are empty without it. I remember this old stand-up routine she did before her show when she said, "I love gay men. If it wasn't for gay men, there'd be no one to dance with us fat chicks." Woo hoo!!


FROM: me
DATE: Sun Nov 23 20:15:20 PST 1997
THE AUTO! www.austinhealey.com/big


FROM:
DATE: Sun Nov 23 19:02:48 PST 1997
Please let me in, I wasn't introduced, I really want to be your friend/ I'd like to know, I wasn't introduced, I really want to make ammends/ Theres a place that I know, its so hard to find, I'd like to take you there, if you got the mind/ Cause I never dreamed at all, I'd know someone like you, The temple of your sacred hell is the womb I've been through/ We'd like to know, it's kind of confidential, but where on earth did you go?/ Were just your friends, and thats coincidental, but do you really like the end?/ I wish I was so strong, I wish I was so good, I'd show you all those things, I know I never could/ We just go round and round, the circle has decreased, your starving for some lovely lovely vultures scarf the feast/ Beware of freaks, they really mess your mind, your looking fabulous this time/ A man without a heart, is a ship without a rudder, will run into the rocks, feel out in the shudder/Coming back to me, in a haze of memory.


FROM: wb
DATE: Sun Nov 23 15:27:20 PST 1997
Except for blondes, of course!


FROM: wb
DATE: Sun Nov 23 15:10:49 PST 1997
He's (Satan, that is) the mind is ultimately sexier than the body. Don't watch TV, even if I did god knows it would not be Roseanne. Oh well, Bye-Bye


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Sun Nov 23 13:53:16 PST 1997
yeah, i hear ya, queenie. rosie was a wonderful wake-up call. her comments about shaved pubic regions had me rollin'. i hope mr wax had a fine party. i had a fine time at the one i attended, though no robyn was heard.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sun Nov 23 13:17:23 PST 1997
I'm not sensitive anymore. That was the OLD me. Remember what they said on Roseanne that time? If men really think that the mind is sexier than the body, why don't they have wet hat contests?? Remember what Rosy O'Donnell said in "Beautiful Girls?" "Girls with big t-ts have big a--es. Girls with little t-ts have little a--es. That's the way it goes. God's a fair guy, he doesn't f--k around." But later on in the movie, Michael Rappaport says "A beautiful girl is all powerful and that is as good as love." Is it??? I think I'm having an identity crisis.


FROM: Bacon Ray
DATE: Sun Nov 23 13:07:05 PST 1997
Look behind the mirror. There's a monkey with a camera. And he's got you in his picture.Eyes so crusty, they won't open. Wish I had some Ibuprophen now.


FROM: sticky little jobber
DATE: Sun Nov 23 11:14:30 PST 1997
I radiate love and warmth in your general direction,Cleveland.


FROM: Dr. Fried
DATE: Sun Nov 23 09:08:19 PST 1997
I love Renoir. Queenie, why so sensitive? You're always ready to be abused on this board.


FROM: ()
DATE: Sun Nov 23 09:06:39 PST 1997
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FROM: Joe
DATE: Sun Nov 23 07:57:56 PST 1997
So you like Captain Beefheart then?


FROM: Joe
DATE: Sun Nov 23 07:50:15 PST 1997
So you like Captain Beefheart then?


FROM:
DATE: Sun Nov 23 07:21:37 PST 1997
I love you. Like a bomb. Daisy bomb.


FROM:
DATE: Sun Nov 23 07:21:01 PST 1997
oops!


FROM:
DATE: Sun Nov 23 07:20:40 PST 1997
... and when she feeds the flowers... something is crawling... sending out postcards to the one I love...


FROM:
DATE: Sun Nov 23 07:19:56 PST 1997
... and when she feeds the flowers... something is crawling... sending out postcards to the one I love...


FROM:
DATE: Sun Nov 23 07:15:51 PST 1997
Queenie's cool. Doesn't pander to male fantasies. The mind is ultimately sexier than the body.


FROM:
DATE: Sun Nov 23 07:13:43 PST 1997
So much rubbish to trawl through. Tidy up. Spring clean. Fresh for Monday.


FROM:
DATE: Sun Nov 23 07:12:53 PST 1997
Sunday.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sun Nov 23 00:54:46 PST 1997
"Sweet liquor eases the pain, don't it son." Yes I am married, I was just paying rOb a compliment, that's all, cause I think he's a nice fella and he likes Tom Waits. And what would I look like in a cheerleader uniform? Like an overweight housewife in a uniform. Like if you plucked one of those lovely, smiling, carefree girls from a Renoir painting and stuffed her into Barbi clothes. Sound appealing? You're probably one of those guys with a "No Fat Chicks" t-shirt, aren't you? Forgive me. I'm feeling nasty tonight.


FROM: Al E. Gory
DATE: Sat Nov 22 22:41:25 PST 1997
I go down to the beach every day and poke the little squishy things that cling to the big rocks, just to watch them shrink from my finger, contracting like some imploding disembodied vital organ. Every day I half expect one of the little faceless creatures to rear up and bark at me when I approach with my index fingers extended. But it never happens. Except in my dreams, wherein one of the sticky little jobbers bears double rows of razor sharp teeth, chomping on my index finger and crunching it off before I know what's happening. I wander down the beach dazed, blood streaming like thick red snot from the stump on my hand. I see a dead whale beached some distance down and walk toward it. Something tells me to make my way over to its spout. When I reach the whale and find the spout, I look closely into the vent and see a piece of rolled up yellow paper stuffed into it. I pull it out: it is a severed finger wrapped in paper, held together with a rubber band. I remove the rubber band and drop it; take the finger and push it onto my stump -- it sticks from the coagulated blood; and read the note: Buck Mulligan slept here.


FROM:
DATE: Sat Nov 22 22:32:46 PST 1997
Re: Trout Mask Replica. Yes. Those who listen without running and screaming out of the room are PRETENTIOUS BASTARDS WHO PROBABLY QUOTE JAMES JOYCE AT PARTIES. Personally, I fall under that category. Just ask Satan's buttrag, Buck Mulligan.


FROM:
DATE: Sat Nov 22 22:29:18 PST 1997
Cleveland, Home of One of Courtney Love's Audience-Stolen Brassieres!


FROM: Jack Daniels
DATE: Sat Nov 22 22:27:52 PST 1997
Hey, boys, way to go. Sippin' for sissies. Chug that stuff to drown your sorrows, write great songs, and pass out dreaming about making it in the music business despite your tragically hip dark nights of the soul. Hear the one about the Nirvana Drum Shop Sale? "All Heads, Half Off!" Doh!


FROM: I post every single message here, every day. all day long. You people don't exist. It's just me. Nobody else. That's it. Only me.
DATE: Sat Nov 22 22:25:35 PST 1997
Re: "sure, and one even posts here, but anonymously, of course" More than one, and guess what: The mirror cracked. Queenie, you're married, right? rOb's lookin' for lovin', not a spoken-for cheerleader...well, then again, how do you look in one of those uniforms?


FROM: <XXX000>
DATE: Sat Nov 22 22:03:58 PST 1997
sure, and one even posts here, but anonymously, of course


FROM: Jack Pallance
DATE: Sat Nov 22 21:53:13 PST 1997
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire Jack Frost nipping at your nose Yule-tide carols being sung by a choir And folks dressed up like Eskimos. Everybody knows a turkey


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sat Nov 22 21:38:56 PST 1997
Crazy kids!


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sat Nov 22 21:34:36 PST 1997
Well, rOb, if you lived in my town, I'd go see you perform. It sounds very lively.


FROM: Hallucinogenic Woodpecker <trentd@claynet.com>
DATE: Sat Nov 22 21:29:45 PST 1997
I have come to the conclusion that people fall into two different groups: Those that can listen to "Trout Mask Replica" all the way through, and those who run out of the room screaming after five seconds. Any comments?


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Sat Nov 22 20:59:36 PST 1997
you know, anon's postings are a helluva lot more amusing when you're quite inebriated, which is my current condition. ROB: i hate it when they don't show up. you did the right thing by drinking until showtime. if you drink it, they will come. if they don't come, then you're drunk, so you don't care! don't worry, pal... i suspect she'll make a different show, and if she doesn't, then keep watching the crowd for a girl who knows the words to a cool song you sing. that's the important thing.


FROM:
DATE: Sat Nov 22 17:50:58 PST 1997
Poor Dogsbody I Am a Fool Perhaps The Way a Body Can Understand The Generic Conditions That Plenitude of Suffer ants Revival Magnetic Influence on Sadam hoo hoo.


FROM: Sacky R. Lidge
DATE: Sat Nov 22 17:41:07 PST 1997
Mutton covered the barracks for the genuine music moment about white Silence.


FROM: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ISBN%3D0801425093/malaspgreatbooksA/2576-2368867-099562
DATE: Sat Nov 22 17:38:16 PST 1997
Jocoserious Joyce : The Fate of Folly in Ulysses by Robert H. Bell


FROM: St. James Infirmary
DATE: Sat Nov 22 17:33:16 PST 1997
Drunk Mutton peeped an instant under the mirror and then covered the bowl smartly. "Back to barracks! he said sternly." He added in a preacher's tone: "For this, O dearly beloved, is the genuine christine: body and soul and blood and ouns. Slow music, please. Shut your eyes, gents. One moment. A little trouble about those white corpuscles. Silence, all!"


FROM: Jose Chung
DATE: Sat Nov 22 17:27:00 PST 1997
We are a long way from the beach, Mrs. Muir!


FROM: Frenchy from Cleveland O'Buffalo
DATE: Sat Nov 22 17:21:19 PST 1997
Pitoo-ee!


FROM: Mike Guzzler
DATE: Sat Nov 22 17:00:33 PST 1997
I radiate love and warmth in your general direction,Cleveland.


FROM: Anon2-the dark sloth
DATE: Sat Nov 22 16:55:56 PST 1997
I, hate yo!u


FROM: Onan Boopta
DATE: Sat Nov 22 16:54:50 PST 1997
Rattle-Razzle-Dazzle-Ripple-Dip-Snaps-and-Snips-and-Kitty-Kat-Licks


FROM: Goober-Eye
DATE: Sat Nov 22 16:53:39 PST 1997
How do entities who lush Sour as if no body continues to force bosses to bully with Nancy sick.


FROM: Goodbye.
DATE: Sat Nov 22 16:40:01 PST 1997
How do the spiritual orientations operate in highly evolved entities who no longer require incarnations, physical bodies? Quite similar to the way they operate when incarnate,a full-time lush. Some threats and punishments or rewards are removed,a few Amaretto Sours(yum), of course, as one cannot threaten to torture or maim if there is no body. For those in the Service-to-Others, there continues to be cooperation and complete communication. For those in the Service-to-Self, it is force of will and intensity that creates domination. Among the Service-to-Self, there are still the big bosses and the go-fers, even when there are no bodies to bully with.changed Nancy from her otherwise normal human form,but I didn't get sick.


FROM: A.A. Sponsor? Nyet!
DATE: Sat Nov 22 16:37:27 PST 1997
Coffee. Think coffee. Pacing is the secret to a relatively sober gig. Coffee.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Sat Nov 22 16:27:45 PST 1997
I did have fun.....now that I'm out of the Village Cafe, I have a standing (staggering) offer to play the Blue Ridge Brewery. Uh-oh.


FROM: \\[]//
DATE: Sat Nov 22 16:06:53 PST 1997


FROM:
DATE: Sat Nov 22 16:05:14 PST 1997
Sorry rOb. Actually, I am just kidding. Sounds like you had fun but not like you'd planned. Gotta go. Later.


FROM:
DATE: Sat Nov 22 16:04:15 PST 1997
rOb: Not that you remember, right?


FROM: The translator (starring Arnold -- the Pig)
DATE: Sat Nov 22 16:03:45 PST 1997
fold = folk; quite = quit


FROM: rOb,
DATE: Sat Nov 22 16:02:58 PST 1997
I didn't get sick.


FROM: The tizzler (Anon,2 -- Jimmy Joyce Crab)
DATE: Sat Nov 22 16:02:37 PST 1997
Do you like to corrupt fold clubs with drunken performances or do you like to make music! You see, I am a former drunken open mike doink myself. Now I am just a drunken doink. I finally got the message: I could either quit drinking when I performed or quite performing. I knew where my heart was, so I retired the zither and became a full-time lush. Best thing I ever did.


FROM: Anon2
DATE: Sat Nov 22 15:54:56 PST 1997
I made a complete guzzler out of my booger. I have more dignity that her.


FROM: Mommy
DATE: Sat Nov 22 15:53:05 PST 1997
Just please clean up your sick after the fiasco.


FROM:
DATE: Sat Nov 22 15:52:13 PST 1997
Cleveland, O-Buffalo, Irish-American Open Mike Guzzlers Capital of the World. Don't Believe U,s? Just check our Marge Schott Breath!


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Sat Nov 22 15:51:29 PST 1997
I only had a few Amaretto Sours(yum), I thought I could pull it off. After the first four songs bombed (all original numbers unfortunately), I decided that covers would be the order of the day. I did 'Uncontrollable Urge' by Devo (on an acoustic guitar! Yipes!), it got a good response, so I figured 'Why not the Misfits?' You should have seen the looks on their faces! HA! Another folk club....corrupted!


FROM:
DATE: Sat Nov 22 15:50:53 PST 1997


FROM: Vampy the Mulljoyce of Gan!
DATE: Sat Nov 22 15:50:34 PST 1997
Wellarie showed up so I drank until the Zetaform of Nancy was done in the channel Within. Nancy willingly inserted this receptive voice from her human talents, heretofore not a part ovation.


FROM: Hi!, Ko!o
DATE: Sat Nov 22 15:46:54 PST 1997
Tinkle Toikle Rattle Rottle Roiling Stairs of Chattery Cold Glass!


FROM: Anon2
DATE: Sat Nov 22 15:46:06 PST 1997
I can, spel,l a,s;s,h,o.l:e


FROM: Polyphonic Oompah Buck Mulligan Memorial Kazoo Amplifiers from Mars
DATE: Sat Nov 22 15:44:41 PST 1997
A simple, "Thank you, I'm sorry," before you exit the stage might be appropriate. Practice the line before hand in case you are very drunk the next time you need to use it.


FROM: m,E
DATE: Sat Nov 22 15:42:37 PST 1997
Standing O's for Falling Over and Putting an End to the Agony don't count!


FROM: Rob, When you drink until the gig, it may sound better to YOU, but not us.
DATE: Sat Nov 22 15:41:27 PST 1997
Tip for the day, for Anon2, Willybee, and, well, you know who you are....please read "Punctuate It Right!" by Harry Shaw, 1963, Barnes & Noble. ISBN 0-6-463255-5.


FROM: Narnes & Boble
DATE: Sat Nov 22 15:20:27 PST 1997
Well, Marie ne'er showed up, so I drank untilI passed out.We, the Zetas, are using a different form of communication with our emissary Nancy than was done, for instance, in the channeling for the Visitors from Within. Nancy has been willingly modified with Zetan genetic material inserted directly into her brain. This allows her to be more receptive to our telepathic voice. This has in no way changed Nancy from her otherwise normal human form. She is as before. However, she has additional talents, heretofore not a part of her talent spread.I did get a standing ovation, though.....


FROM: rOb. <Disastur zun rOb>
DATE: Sat Nov 22 14:34:38 PST 1997
Well, Marie ne'er showed up, so I drank until showtime. Didn't do 'Raining Twilight Coast', but I DID do 'Where Eagles Dare,' by the Misfits (I ain't no goddammed son of a bitch, you better think about it baby...). I was asked not to return for a while. I did get a standing ovation, though.....


FROM: =//*0*\\==()=
DATE: Sat Nov 22 13:27:24 PST 1997
~!


FROM:
DATE: Sat Nov 22 13:25:36 PST 1997
Buffalo, Home of the Clap!


FROM: Anon2
DATE: Sat Nov 22 13:18:25 PST 1997
L: You have a free will. You have made choices. Nobody owns you. Take responsibility. Don't be so dark. Nobody wants to hear someone beat themselves up all the time. And: Who the hell are you talking to?


FROM: OoO
DATE: Sat Nov 22 13:16:33 PST 1997
O! Ooooooo, oooo, oo. Ooo, oooooo ... Ooo oooo ooo oo o ooo o oooooooooo oo o o: "Ooo, oooooo o ooo o oo oo ooooo ?" O oooo: "Oo!" Ooooooo. O oooooooooo oo oo oooooooo o oooooo.


FROM: L.
DATE: Sat Nov 22 13:14:40 PST 1997
I've made a complete fool out of myself. I have more dignity than this.


FROM:
DATE: Sat Nov 22 13:12:06 PST 1997
1. No. (And: Questions require question marks). 2. You Should. 3. Too bad. 4. No. 5. It isn't (but you are being co-dependent; I don't owe you anything) (And: Questions need question marks). 6. I don't want anything 7. No. 8. Promises promises.


FROM: .L
DATE: Sat Nov 22 13:04:04 PST 1997
Why is it so hard for you to tell me to go to hell, or some other thing. Do what ever you want, just talk to me for one minute and I'll never bother you again.


FROM: L.
DATE: Sat Nov 22 12:57:05 PST 1997
Don't you think I deserve an explanation. I don't care if it hurts. I have to know. TELL ME RIGHT NOW!


FROM: Benny
DATE: Sat Nov 22 12:56:36 PST 1997
[Chuckling] Well you better get out more often.


FROM: O
DATE: Sat Nov 22 12:55:49 PST 1997
Well I never!


FROM:
DATE: Sat Nov 22 12:55:29 PST 1997
desparate?


FROM: "ꆁ"
DATE: Sat Nov 22 12:54:09 PST 1997
Right! Exactly!


FROM: L.
DATE: Sat Nov 22 12:53:01 PST 1997
I am suffering and desparate. Please say something directly to me so I can understand what your saying.


FROM: L.
DATE: Sat Nov 22 12:41:38 PST 1997
Who is "O"?


FROM:
DATE: Sat Nov 22 12:33:04 PST 1997
Been there, done that. Been there don't wanna go back....


FROM:
DATE: Sat Nov 22 12:32:21 PST 1997
But where could I possibly find one of those?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


FROM:
DATE: Sat Nov 22 12:32:00 PST 1997
Thank you. I do too.


FROM:
DATE: Sat Nov 22 12:31:38 PST 1997
Exactly!


FROM: L.
DATE: Sat Nov 22 12:30:49 PST 1997
Do what thing with my ears?


FROM: O
DATE: Sat Nov 22 12:13:58 PST 1997
Thank you for being so excellent. Our special extras at the pond were brilliant. Socially, I think were are well-paced. How do you do that with your ears?


FROM:
DATE: Sat Nov 22 12:12:14 PST 1997
"Right." "Ok." "Gottcha."


FROM: L.
DATE: Sat Nov 22 12:10:31 PST 1997
Are "you" being honest or is it someone else?


FROM:
DATE: Sat Nov 22 10:51:06 PST 1997
And how is it, Mykster, that you believe posting times tell you so much? Really, you are mistaken if you think you know which postings I have made and which I haven't.


FROM:
DATE: Sat Nov 22 10:45:25 PST 1997
Tip for the day, for Anon2, Willybee, and, well, you know who you are....please read "Punctuate It Right!" by Harry Shaw, 1963, Barnes & Noble. ISBN 0-6-463255-5


FROM:
DATE: Sat Nov 22 10:44:17 PST 1997
L: How can you tell when "I" am being honest? These voices you hear, are they telling you to do things to yourself or your pets?


FROM: ==\\//==
DATE: Sat Nov 22 10:43:24 PST 1997


FROM:
DATE: Sat Nov 22 10:42:19 PST 1997
D, A, D, G, D, F# -- Oh god, you'll never believe me now. Honest to goodness, this is the right tuning for Pink Moon. I even have a book and this is how they did it.


FROM:
DATE: Sat Nov 22 10:40:15 PST 1997
D, A, G, D, F# -- Dangit! This is right. I promise.


FROM:
DATE: Sat Nov 22 10:38:56 PST 1997
Myk: Hello. I really really am not the only one here. Besides, I am working today so I can have next Friday off. You see, I can be here and work at the same time. In fact, when I am not here, I am not at work, either. Well, almost never. By the way, for you guitarists out there, here's the tuning for Pink Moon (the song: low E to high E: D, A, D, D, F#. Yes, you have to tune the B string up to D! And the high E up to F#. But trust me, it works. Just make sure you have fresh strings and your guitar is not already tuned higher than it should be. Basic chord for the beginning is open strumming with the second fret, third string fretted. Other chords (for verse) are easily played on the 7th and 5th frets.


FROM: L.
DATE: Sat Nov 22 10:37:57 PST 1997
Ok. thanks for being honest. I'll have wonderful memories of you inside of me. Goodbye.


FROM:
DATE: Sat Nov 22 10:37:19 PST 1997
Buck Mulligan sings! The New Christy Minstrels Greatest Hits