FROM: alternity
DATE: Thu Nov 20 09:26:42 PST 1997
well, my depression is clearing, time for a pint of beer..take care sleepy and CW

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 09:25:48 PST 1997
I see. And I've lost my illusions about you now.

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 09:23:41 PST 1997
I mentioned to him once that I liked the song and he remembered.

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 09:22:34 PST 1997
wow

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 09:21:23 PST 1997
Hey, Libra-boy. Yes, to my surprise, he did dedicate it to me. I nearly fell off my chair.

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 09:16:05 PST 1997
Who ever is doing this has sunk to new evil lows. Pure satanic evil is at work here. Sleepy, did he really dedicate that song to you or was that the fake poster saying that. But how will I know if it's the real you or not answering? The horror. The horror. Ooh. That was a bit pretentious wasn't it.

FROM: Myk. McMurtry
DATE: Thu Nov 20 09:15:46 PST 1997
sorry Cushca. Heh,Heh.

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 09:15:14 PST 1997
Ooh, insanely jealous. Great song. CW - are you still there?

FROM: Sleepy (really)
DATE: Thu Nov 20 09:13:32 PST 1997
The one who claimed to be the real Cushca then was real. That's it for her now. She will post no more today.

FROM: ж†|†С
DATE: Thu Nov 20 09:13:04 PST 1997

FROM: alternity
DATE: Thu Nov 20 09:12:57 PST 1997
I really like that song to sleepy.By the way I am insanely jealous of you for getting to seem Uncle Rob this evening.

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 09:12:48 PST 1997
This is very difficult.

FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 20 09:12:29 PST 1997

FROM: Cushca (the one and only original)
DATE: Thu Nov 20 09:12:18 PST 1997
I'm not sure I like all this tomfoolery and nonsense. I claim my name as my own. So stop it. Or I'll cry.

FROM: ††††††††ґ
DATE: Thu Nov 20 09:11:57 PST 1997

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 09:10:17 PST 1997
Now, this is me. I love that song. Robyn dedicated it to me at the 12-Bar. So there fake poster!

FROM: alternit
DATE: Thu Nov 20 09:10:05 PST 1997
I'm just posting till my little heart can tent

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 09:09:18 PST 1997
I am not her

FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Nov 20 09:08:56 PST 1997
I am her

FROM: alty
DATE: Thu Nov 20 09:08:55 PST 1997
I used to say I love you. It wasn't waht I meant. What I really meant was. Come on in my tent.

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 09:07:31 PST 1997
Could just be using two browser windows at the same time. Won't prove a thing.

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 09:06:18 PST 1997
Actually, that was a bit petulant, I'm not going yet. Cushca and I will now attempt a simultaneous posting, to prove we are different.

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 09:06:03 PST 1997
I knew that. Have a great time at the show. Love ya lots.

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 09:05:13 PST 1997
I am Cushca.

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 09:04:41 PST 1997
That wasn't me either. I'm going now. I've had enough. See you tomorrow.

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 09:04:06 PST 1997
Sleepy. You are Cushca?

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 09:03:20 PST 1997
She posts when I allow her to. I am Cushca.

FROM: °
DATE: Thu Nov 20 09:03:11 PST 1997

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 09:02:11 PST 1997
Ok you experts. How many "yips" are there at the beginning?

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 09:01:32 PST 1997
I'm just laughing.

FROM: аыЧ
DATE: Thu Nov 20 09:00:48 PST 1997

FROM: yip
DATE: Thu Nov 20 09:00:15 PST 1997
Vera lynn lynn lynn lynn lynn lynn lynn lynn lynn lynn

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 08:59:53 PST 1997
Cushca is NOT posting. She posts when I allow her to. I am not allowing her to!!!

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 08:59:27 PST 1997
Yes. I think you're right. There may be an empty beat there without a "la" in it. Where's a copy of Perspex Island when you need one. I don't think I understand Cushca's remark.

FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Nov 20 08:57:35 PST 1997
out for a bit?

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 08:57:17 PST 1997
I think its la, la, la, la, la.

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 08:56:44 PST 1997
I don't think that's the real Cushca.

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 08:54:19 PST 1997
i'm out for a bit. if i don't get back in time, sleepy, have a good time, and try not to get hit by any fruit flying from the stage!

FROM: alt
DATE: Thu Nov 20 08:53:46 PST 1997
no I thinks its La la la la la

FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Nov 20 08:53:22 PST 1997
Myk I thought of a lewd response, How about You slipped in with the lizard called throat-choker, Myk.

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 08:52:04 PST 1997
Ooh, you're a charmer, you.

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 08:50:45 PST 1997
it's "la la la la la la" but who's counting?

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 08:48:54 PST 1997
I always a--umed that was true about you.

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 08:48:41 PST 1997
la, la (missed two off)

FROM: †‚к-†
DATE: Thu Nov 20 08:48:32 PST 1997

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 08:47:54 PST 1997
la, la, la to you as well

FROM: ay
DATE: Thu Nov 20 08:45:26 PST 1997
la la la la la

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 08:45:19 PST 1997
When I breathe, perfumed air comes out of my mouth.

FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 20 08:43:03 PST 1997
Sheeeee dosnt exist any more She dosen't exist anymore

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 08:41:39 PST 1997
Ooo. One second gap.

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 08:38:57 PST 1997
my, that sounds delightful! giggle. don't worry, wax.... i got what you meant.... darn message board screws up the timing of these things.

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 08:38:56 PST 1997
Perfume terrorism. That's exactly what it is. Perfect description. Thank you.

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 08:32:17 PST 1997
It's called throat-choker, Myk.

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 08:29:12 PST 1997
I DON'T KNOW. It made some sort of sense at the time. You slipped in with the Cushca perfume terrorism story.

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 08:28:13 PST 1997
what scent of body spray is it, sleepy? i need to know! (heh heh, it's fun to be scary stalkerboy!)

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 08:27:39 PST 1997
Excuse me?

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 08:25:22 PST 1997
And she does it despite mass defections to internet lovers. The brain drain is massive.

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 08:25:02 PST 1997
Cushca is going to kill me with the huge amounts of body spray/perfume that she sprays around this place. I'd tell her off, but she's run away.

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 08:15:26 PST 1997
I relayed your comments to the Web Princess. She says thanks.

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 08:12:54 PST 1997
didn't Tony Bennett sing about how he left his raincoat in South Carolina?

FROM: alt
DATE: Thu Nov 20 08:11:07 PST 1997
I just read Robyn dosen't really ever want a computer. He thinks information travels too fast and too far. But he likes the fact that fans can easilly communicate to one another. And it is good if he "leaves his raincoat in South Carolina" maybe some can send it back to him..

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 08:08:40 PST 1997
yeah, wax! it's very nicely done. one would think that a bunch of ladies working 18 hour shifts in the textile mills would make a lousy website, but one would be wrong!

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 08:01:05 PST 1997
I've just been to Sleepy's company web site. That was fun. The Internet is fun.

FROM: †к0
DATE: Thu Nov 20 07:55:57 PST 1997

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 07:49:34 PST 1997
yeah, put me on the record as an "ooooo", too.

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 07:44:51 PST 1997
Ooooo.

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 07:42:56 PST 1997
Typically, today is the busiest day in the world. I didn't get to listen to Pink Floyd. I was taping secret things. Ooooo.

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 07:41:46 PST 1997
Yes. She and Zeus came by for a quick visit but I must not have entertained them and they left.

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 07:40:10 PST 1997
oh cut it out! now i'm nervous too! ok ok, maybe i'm not really nervous, but i wanted a sort of anxiety esprit d'corps thing. hey wax: how's ol' Blue doin' today? still dissin' ya and hangin' out at the other office?

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 07:39:28 PST 1997
Hey Sleepy, did you listen to The Dark Side of The Moon last night?

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 07:37:23 PST 1997
CW - stop it! You're making me nervous again.

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 07:29:40 PST 1997
I went too far didn't I. I never know when to stop. I really am getting nervous.

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 07:29:10 PST 1997
Hee, hee. Myk - let's hope not eh?!

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 07:25:51 PST 1997
I'm quite parsely to Oregano too.

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 07:25:43 PST 1997
god help us all! only precious few hours before robyn takes the stage, sleepy! still nervous? gonna hurl with anticipation? heh heh.

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 07:22:04 PST 1997
Wait a mint, what are you talking about?

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 07:20:32 PST 1997
i don't have thyme for this, mr wax!

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 07:18:21 PST 1997
I'm quite partial to Rosemary.

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 07:16:55 PST 1997
CW - yes you do. Who's your favorite?!

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 07:16:20 PST 1997
Bye m!

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 07:15:49 PST 1997
I have no idea who the Spice Girls are.

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 07:14:37 PST 1997
later, mooch. oh yeah, sleepy, i forgot... they all change their names to something spicey. how silly. where is their pride? oh, wait... pride is optional in that industry.

FROM: m
DATE: Thu Nov 20 07:07:02 PST 1997
I'm running late these days..I put off a lot of work when my comp crashed..back a bit,so I'm kind of scrambling now !!gotta keep the customers satisfied..Where's my entrenching tool?...have fun at the gig,Sleepy&MTS..Hi MYK& WAX..later all

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 07:06:31 PST 1997
Shall we call Robyn 'Eccentric Spice'? or maybe "Dreamy Spice".

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 07:03:33 PST 1997
morning, mooch! i can't wait to get the soundtrack, see the movie, purchase the T-shirts, coffee mugs, buttons, calendars.... oh, what will we do now that Robyn will be as big as the Spice Girls?! heh heh. sleepy: i'd suggest that you refrain from "fuming"... you'll set that fire alarm off again.

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 07:02:00 PST 1997
Good morning mooch. That's good news. Still, it's a long way away. Something to look forward to as the long long long long long winter continues on.

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 07:00:26 PST 1997
Hi m!

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:58:46 PST 1997
Yes, arguing! Well, just me. I'm just fuming quietly. I'm calm again. I always win the boat races with her.

FROM: mooch
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:57:06 PST 1997
Hello all, this was waiting on my comp today...What's New(I hope it is..) November 18, 1997 -- The latest rumor is that the Storefront Hitchc--k film will be released in March of 1998 and that the accompanying soundtrack album will be released on February 28th.

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:56:05 PST 1997
You crack me up Myk.

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:55:01 PST 1997
hooray! i can't wait! do you mean you are arguing with your boss, or do you have a rowboat next to the spinning wheels?

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:52:19 PST 1997
Lizard sounds acceptable! I'm just rowing with my boss. Excuse me. The pictures are holding everything up. I'll get them done Sat--day morning. The tapes are ready. They're purring and prowling, trying to get out of their clear boxes.

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:49:26 PST 1997
She said she'd do it tomorrow. Get off her back already.

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:48:02 PST 1997
sleepy: have you sent my pic of cushca... er, i mean, my RH tape yet???

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:47:57 PST 1997
Hmmm. How about an Escher lizard crawling down a shoulder.

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:46:58 PST 1997
This is fun. I'm typing an incredibly important doc-ment whilst discussing tattoos. What a hoot.

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:46:53 PST 1997
i have no tattoos, but i've been meaning to get one. i still can't decide what it will be. wax is kidding about "myk is too shy"... i did not prompt his question! heh heh.

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:45:41 PST 1997
Depends what they're of!

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:44:51 PST 1997
Do you think they are cool?

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:44:27 PST 1997
i am truly enjoying this line of questioning! giggle.

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:44:06 PST 1997
Why, have you got any?! Myk??

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:43:15 PST 1997
I've put everyone off haven't I?

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:42:51 PST 1997
CW - what?! I don't know, I haven't seen her naked.

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:42:41 PST 1997
I was just asking cause Myk is too shy to.

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:39:32 PST 1997
Does Cushca have any tattoos?

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:38:21 PST 1997
that would make a cool t-tle for a B-side compilation, no?

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:37:38 PST 1997
I Often Train my Dreams.

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:34:46 PST 1997
I Often Dream of Trains.

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:34:39 PST 1997
yeah, ya gotta love turkey. thanksgiving weekend is so nice... family gathered together, big meals, etc. i especially enjoyed the one year when i had just had all 4 wisdom teeth pulled: i spent all 4 days stoned on pain medication, but i wasn't debilitated by it, and i could still hang out with the family... it's just that my family had a nice glow to them, that's all.

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:34:22 PST 1997
Well which did she mean. My Homer Simpson imitation (he's my hero) or the lyric?

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:33:49 PST 1997
Um. Something from Queen Elvis?!

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:32:30 PST 1997
no, sleepy, i believe Homer Simpson first coined the phrase "mmmm. Turkey." heh heh. sorry about the fire drill. i hate them.

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:32:22 PST 1997
Sleepy - I'm flattered, but no. Its a lyric quiz. And a very appropriate one I think.

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:31:14 PST 1997
CW - is that something you made up?

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:28:54 PST 1997
We've just had a fire drill. Everyone is still clutching their ears in pain. Unnecessarily loud I think. Cushca took the opportunity to have a cigarette break!

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:25:09 PST 1997
Mmmm. Turkey.

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:24:06 PST 1997
It's the darkest time of year. Crystal branches everywhere. As the colors drain away, you alone are far away.

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:22:38 PST 1997
don't be depressed, alternity! it's a glorious thursday! at least i think it is. i'm in a splendid mood for being unsuccessful at finding a good deal on tix to london! if that gig had been exactly one week later, i would have gone, because i have next thursday and friday off. don't we all?

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:18:39 PST 1997
glad to hear it, morrissey! no one said this was gonna be easy! by the way, what did you audition for?

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:17:39 PST 1997
I'm over it MTS. I'm sorry if I hurt you. No hard feelings I hope. My stupid brother missed his chance to see RH in LA last weekend for no good reason at all. I'll hate him for a while.

FROM: alt
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:17:20 PST 1997
lo CW gonnas have you a little get together this weekend? Whish I could make it ..sounds interesting. Hi sleepy..ok it's back to my depression.

FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:14:17 PST 1997
OK, I'm back from the audition. If I cab get a few hours sleep I'll be OK! Robyn is mine tonight!!! Chewing Wax - I'm hurt.

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:14:02 PST 1997
What song is that? "Is that all there is?" CW - you're very excitable today! Nothing wrong with that though. Last night I found that I DO have the Kershaw sessions. It was hidden under a particularly grim (cough) Pearl Jam single. The cover shot is taken from Vogue!

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:11:45 PST 1997
hello alt.

FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:10:11 PST 1997
it never did any good

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:09:37 PST 1997
I've got IODOTrains playing. I Love this album. I've never heard sound like this. The piano. I can't put my finger on it. It's just there and I've never heard it anywhere else. I want a huge framed copy of that photograph that is on the cover.

FROM: alt
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:09:18 PST 1997
and I remember when I was young.They said "work hard" and I "certainly", because its fun . AND SO I TRIED IT. DId what I could ..Made NO DIFFERENCE

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:06:30 PST 1997
You almost got me. I was about to write a long explanation with foot notes and a bibliography, but then I stopped.

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:04:06 PST 1997
Yes. I'm teasing.

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:03:31 PST 1997
Myk - I always feel slightly nervous before seeing people I like. Any people!

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:03:08 PST 1997
Surely you've heard of Penthouse magazine.

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:02:23 PST 1997
Anyhow. Good luck on your audition MTS. I got over that envious hatred right about the time Sleepy went on the boat trip. Hmmm. Actually, it seems to be building up as I mention it.

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:02:18 PST 1997
Penthouse Forum letter??!

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 06:00:38 PST 1997
yes, mr wax, but the best hatred is ENVIOUS HATRED! heh heh. the kind that churns your gut and all that stuff. however, i completely understand your POV on this one.

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 05:58:38 PST 1997
i love the calendar Far Side today, sleepy! yeah, wax, rob's world of women who sing along to RH tunes is not the same as mine. i would like to visit that other world if just for a moment!

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 05:58:17 PST 1997
That's what you should do. Describe the Far Side of the day every morning as your first posting. I don't despise Sleepy. It's that horribly jaded MTS I can't bear the thought of right now. I've had the oportunity (reasonable) to see Robyn five times in the last eleven years. Twice I didn't even know about it. The last time was an incredibly close call. And here's MTS, too sleepy to go, knowing he can see RH virtually any time. No. It's MTS I despise.

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 05:54:17 PST 1997
sleepy, you'll understand if i temporarily despise you for being able to catch robyn's show tonite, won't you? heh heh. but in all seriousness, have a fine time! tell me: why are you getting nervous about the show?

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 05:54:08 PST 1997
No, the moment has passed. Tee, hee. Decoy gets mentioned in the Far Side desk calendar today!

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 05:52:37 PST 1997
Hey Myk. Veins of the Queen is playing right this moment. Anyway, she'd have a private detective with her. I can't believe I get to work so early either. I not exactly a morning person, but the offer to be able to get out of work at 3:30 during the summer was too enticing. Now it's cold and dark.... I didn't make that up about Willybee. It's on the board for all to see. Speaking of which, what world does rOb live in? It was like a scene out of Friends or a very disappointing Penthouse Forum letter.

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 05:52:13 PST 1997
aw, c'mon, sleepy.... i promise not to blush.

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 05:48:38 PST 1997
Hi Myk. I thought of a lewd response, but I can't bring myself to type it.

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 05:43:46 PST 1997
good morning to all! MTS, how could you!?? heh heh, oh well, if you can't go see RH, then that's life. sleepy: they ran off with internet amours? too much! yes, i feel so close to cushca right now.... so close... ugh, it's too early in the morning for that sort of foolishness! is it true about willybee, mr wax? heh heh.

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 05:37:35 PST 1997
I still can't believe the shockingly early time you start work. It would kill me. I'd have to go to bed before 1.30 am, which means I wouldn't be able to lie on the living room floor at midnight listening to Nick Drake very quietly, sipping wine. But when it comes to 6.00 pm, I change my mind.

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 05:34:09 PST 1997
Hi. Queen Elvis. How appropriate. It's the Queen's 50th anniversary today. Play Veins of the Queen for her. She'd like that.

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 20 04:49:44 PST 1997
Good morning. It's pre-coffee so I have to be quick. I was in the shower this morning and "One Long Pair of Eyes" popped into my head. The album chose itself without any help from me. I brought I Often Dream of Trains as well. I'm getting nervous about tonight and I'm not even going. Sleepy - Willybee likes you.

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 04:28:44 PST 1997
Oh, good luck in your audition MTS.

FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 20 03:19:33 PST 1997
It's tough out there,it's a goddamn jungle.

FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 20 03:13:13 PST 1997
I'm just off.

FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 20 03:11:30 PST 1997
I'm off to PAPUA NEW GUINEA.

FROM: The Future Sound of London
DATE: Thu Nov 20 03:07:03 PST 1997
WE HAVE EXPLOSIVE!

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 20 02:45:43 PST 1997
Good morning. Oh, Morrissey... Hope you had a good evening/morning though! rOb - good story - shame about the ending. As for you cynical internet love boys - the Web Princess informs me that two people from this company's web design team have run off to be with their internet amours! Ahh. What about Myk and Cushca? Tee hee. I'm feeling slightly nervous about tonight. I hate it when that happens.

FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Wed Nov 19 23:06:59 PST 1997
Sleepy - Oh dear. I went out and partied the night away. It's 6:57am and I have come to the conclusion that I will NOT be seeing Robyn tonight. Am I a waste of space or who? I've got an audition at 12:30 today so I can't just sleep until Robyntime so instead of falling asleep halfway through 'Linctus House' I think I'll just stay at home. I'm dumb.

FROM: ††
DATE: Wed Nov 19 23:00:02 PST 1997

FROM: WLA
DATE: Wed Nov 19 22:34:05 PST 1997
And Morrissey T.S. - ya better be there, too!

FROM: WLA
DATE: Wed Nov 19 22:33:24 PST 1997
In case I can't drag my overtired bod out of bed tomorrow morning to say it: SLEEPY! Have a good time at Robyn's gig!!!! You bet we want to hear about it. He did a beautiful 'Glass Hotel' here, may he do the same for you.

FROM:
DATE: Wed Nov 19 20:21:08 PST 1997
valuable?

FROM: pos
DATE: Wed Nov 19 20:20:38 PST 1997
Well since I got nothing to say, guess I'll stop waste valueable space.

FROM:
DATE: Wed Nov 19 20:16:53 PST 1997
ER...I dont mean that in a pervertd sense either.

FROM: pos
DATE: Wed Nov 19 20:14:15 PST 1997
FOCUS,FOCUS,FOCUS, on my blood pumping through my veins.It pumps for you SLEEPY!

FROM:
DATE: Wed Nov 19 20:10:06 PST 1997
to TAKE the

FROM: pos
DATE: Wed Nov 19 20:09:21 PST 1997
AND any how husbands have nothing to do with the matter at hand.If it bothers you tell her to the damn ring off.

FROM: plain ole' stupid
DATE: Wed Nov 19 20:03:14 PST 1997
That story was not from me.If its untrue, its lame.If its true coool!r0b yours was so sad it made me cry,well no,not really.WOW I have nothing to say(in the words of the great and almighty CW.)Maybe thats a good thing!mmmI've never been to England.

FROM: зёБk Їзз & иУИ
DATE: Wed Nov 19 19:40:32 PST 1997
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FROM:
DATE: Wed Nov 19 18:27:04 PST 1997
Check this out....We were driving around town and deciced to pick up a couple of hookers.When we pulled behind a building a lovely lady walked up to the ride,asking her what she charged for some head.She responded, still undecided we kept going.Circling the block we drove back to where we had seen her,a couple of fast moving cop cars passed us.Getting to the scene where we had a minor discussion with the lady in question, the cops had the "john" pulled out of his car and on the ground.The tramp was bait, were we lucky or what?

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 18:11:07 PST 1997
yeah, it was me, hooded! "sweet FA" is a cool album, no doubt about it. [he reaches for the cd, and loads it in the player.] glad you dig it! keep listening; some gems deeper in. rob: that story had me reading along closely... i was so happy for you (what you described is a wonderful thing) right up to when the bubble burst (balloon man blew up in your hands). darn husbands.

FROM: ш
DATE: Wed Nov 19 16:11:37 PST 1997

FROM: \\||//
DATE: Wed Nov 19 16:11:12 PST 1997

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FROM: hooded
DATE: Wed Nov 19 15:36:41 PST 1997
Myk- was it you that mentioned the new(est) love and rockets 'sweet FA'. I just picked it up and I must say after just hearing the 1st 3 tunes, its already paid for itself ($7 used!) Well, thanks for the tip, if it was you.

FROM: hooded
DATE: Wed Nov 19 15:32:12 PST 1997
DOH! I share your pain.

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DATE: Wed Nov 19 15:31:08 PST 1997

FROM: rOb.
DATE: Wed Nov 19 15:22:01 PST 1997
When I humbly agreed to play at her house she said her HUSBAND was a big Robyn fan. *sigh*

FROM: rOb.
DATE: Wed Nov 19 15:21:12 PST 1997
She giggled, said her name was Marie, and offered for me to play at her house sometime. (I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP, BY THE WAY)

FROM: rOb.
DATE: Wed Nov 19 15:19:51 PST 1997
She came up to me after the show and asked if she could buy me a cappucino. "I'll take a mocha," I said, trying to be calm and collected. She asked if me if I usually did my own interpretations of Robyn's songs. I said I usually didn't, it's just when I see a beautiful woman (i.e. her) mouthing the words to a song I'm singing....regardless who the author is, I'm gonna screw it up.

FROM: rOb.
DATE: Wed Nov 19 15:17:26 PST 1997
Check this out....There I was, playing at the coffeehouse. I was doing my usual set, when I out of the blue decide to sing 'Queen Elvis'. As I was struggling to remember all the words---I looked out in the crowd. There was a beautiful woman sipping on a cappucino....mouthing the words!!!! Well, true to myself, I immediately forgot the words I did know and just sang the 'Oh, and I'll sculpt you..' part about four times and ended the song.

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DATE: Wed Nov 19 14:33:36 PST 1997
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DATE: Wed Nov 19 14:13:40 PST 1997

FROM: pos
DATE: Wed Nov 19 14:12:05 PST 1997
Cool and uncool? That sounds alot like being a part of a "crowd".Something I have NEVER tried to achieve.

FROM: pos
DATE: Wed Nov 19 14:09:29 PST 1997
The joke thing was about eradicating you CW, sorry!

FROM: †–† Decoy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 14:09:09 PST 1997
There's definately a cool list and a not so cool list for this message board. Let's all ask ourselves which we want to be on.

FROM: plain ole' stupid
DATE: Wed Nov 19 14:04:10 PST 1997
My stories are life enriching.You Santa, on the other hand just keep running over the same old ground.Its become very tedious to read your crap.I dont understand how anyone could consider eye to be a dark or sad album.i guess we just view things differently.That was a joke cruel,yes but a joke nontheless.

FROM: Willybee
DATE: Wed Nov 19 13:50:32 PST 1997
I have a magic spoon which can do anything except for one thing, and a trained high colonic monkey which can do the other thing. voltaic You have nothing to offer me.

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DATE: Wed Nov 19 13:23:56 PST 1997

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DATE: Wed Nov 19 13:21:23 PST 1997

FROM: Vista Glumpop
DATE: Wed Nov 19 13:20:02 PST 1997
Ha! I am the other anon, and I flushed you out like a high colonic. Willybee, you sunken teat, your sophmoric stories are unreadable. Your postings are simply pathetic. You are a hopeless excuse for a human being.

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DATE: Wed Nov 19 13:19:08 PST 1997

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FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 13:15:38 PST 1997
ah, willy snuck in there. greetings to ya, wb.

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 13:14:41 PST 1997
i don't post anonymously, santa. this will be my last posting for the near term. i have no idea who your other anon is, santa... are you sure it's not you?

FROM:
DATE: Wed Nov 19 13:12:40 PST 1997
As well as your mind.

FROM: willybee
DATE: Wed Nov 19 13:12:20 PST 1997
Satan your losing your touch!

FROM: plain ole' stupid
DATE: Wed Nov 19 13:11:35 PST 1997
Please Ralph Give Me a Spanner

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DATE: Wed Nov 19 13:09:15 PST 1997

FROM: plain ole' stupid
DATE: Wed Nov 19 13:08:53 PST 1997
Best Hitchc--k video....Madonna of The Wasps

FROM:
DATE: Wed Nov 19 13:06:31 PST 1997
Its no(y) Myk.heh heh

FROM: Satan
DATE: Wed Nov 19 13:02:21 PST 1997
Myk, my little stooge. You said you wouldn't post as anon, and now you have. Very sad.

FROM: Willybee
DATE: Wed Nov 19 13:00:03 PST 1997
hammer it to tiny bitshammer it to tiny bitshammer it to tiny bitshammer it to tiny bitshammer it to tiny bits

FROM:
DATE: Wed Nov 19 12:59:06 PST 1997
And so he begins again.

FROM: L.
DATE: Wed Nov 19 12:55:28 PST 1997
You silence is driving me insane.

FROM: кк
DATE: Wed Nov 19 12:50:47 PST 1997

FROM: L.
DATE: Wed Nov 19 12:50:36 PST 1997
Ooh, Myk, I love it when you're stern with Satan. Kind of reckless and mmmm, I dunno.....Ooooohhhh

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DATE: Wed Nov 19 12:47:39 PST 1997

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DATE: Wed Nov 19 12:46:53 PST 1997

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 12:46:15 PST 1997
voltaic, you have truly lost your mind. it's time to take the evil PC sitting on your desktop and hammer it to tiny bits. initially, you may feel loss, but you will soon feel much better. the healing will begin.

FROM: ††
DATE: Wed Nov 19 12:45:27 PST 1997

FROM: Satan
DATE: Wed Nov 19 12:08:54 PST 1997
You see, my little stooges Myk and Wax, I wasn't even here and L happily posted away. L. has not once even acknowleged RH's existence. She is a very disturbed person, but she is not me.

FROM: L.
DATE: Wed Nov 19 11:57:35 PST 1997
Someone who has passion and desire and a lust for all that life and I offer.

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 11:57:17 PST 1997
that was funny.

FROM:
DATE: Wed Nov 19 11:46:34 PST 1997
Someone that actually exists??

FROM: L.
DATE: Wed Nov 19 11:38:15 PST 1997
Perhaps it is time for me to find someone else. Someone who could understand me better.

FROM: L.
DATE: Wed Nov 19 11:36:02 PST 1997
I don't know how to talk to you like this. I've tried really hard not to put any pressure on you or make you feel smothered. I guess I shouldn't of said those three little words to you the other night. I'm sorry. I guess I haven't succeeded in making you feel comfortable.

FROM:
DATE: Wed Nov 19 11:34:25 PST 1997
rattle... rattle rattle... rattle....

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 11:13:23 PST 1997
Hey Myk! He's trying to mock you. Congrats.

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 11:11:18 PST 1997
hey, that wasn't me. i try to keep it to four "hehs" per posting. heh heh. see? that was 3.

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 11:03:51 PST 1997
oh voltaic,heh heh heh heh wax! yeah, i feel like those weird, creepy wierdos.my identity at weird stag parties between creepy me and ol' L heh heh

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 11:02:32 PST 1997
Sorry. I thought you were someone else. Too bad.

FROM: L.
DATE: Wed Nov 19 11:01:07 PST 1997
And, no I do not dance at stag parties!

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:59:14 PST 1997
You'll not suck me in like that, my little internet tart.

FROM: L.
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:57:40 PST 1997
Say somthing so I know you are talking to me.

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:57:33 PST 1997
I think he's from some eastern european country. Kind of a reverse mail order bride scenario.

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:55:57 PST 1997
It's happening all the time. There are a lot of sad lonely people out there. Look at Voltaic.

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:54:31 PST 1997
no short sleeves or pants? is he amish? heh heh. "gotta go to a barn-raising, honey! you stay inside and don't move, ok?!"

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:53:25 PST 1997
that's pretty damn wacko, mr wax. making friends on the net isn't too peculiar, but beyond that it gets a bit wierd.

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:50:11 PST 1997
I heard this guy keeps her confined in their apartment. She can't go outside without him and she can't wear short sleeves or pants because it would be too aluring.

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:48:31 PST 1997
Myk - I actually know a girl who met a guy on the internet chats, flew all the way to San Francisco to meet him, moved in with him and then got married. She was a very weird girl, but still. Your image of Voltaic made me laugh very hard.

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:39:01 PST 1997
oooh, creepy. me and ol' L just posted together... so begins my identity crisis! heh.

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:37:35 PST 1997
L. I think I know you! Do you dance professionaly at stag parties?

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:37:21 PST 1997
heh heh heh heh wax! yeah, i feel like those wierdos the FBI busts! "hey little girl, send me your picture" sort of thing! well, as long as i never get a picture of "L", i'm ok. (it would be a picture of voltaic wearing nothing, with a rose clinched between his teeth, i bet!)

FROM: L.
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:36:23 PST 1997
Ok, I get the message. Do you get pleasure out of making me cry?

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:35:36 PST 1997
CW - last year! Gotta go home. Bye. xxxxxxxxxxx

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:34:10 PST 1997
Wait. How long ago was this taken?

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:33:36 PST 1997
I'm beginning to feel like a strange cyberstalker.

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:33:11 PST 1997
Ok then! Toronto it is. Bye!

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:32:49 PST 1997
Too much like L. if you get my meaning. How come we never see you and her in the same room together?

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:31:51 PST 1997
yeah, the toronto shot will do nicely!

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:31:06 PST 1997
i'll see you tonite (in my dreams), cushca! heh heh.... giggle, even. (help, i'm starting to sound like L!)

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:31:03 PST 1997
Done and done!

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:30:18 PST 1997
I'll send you both the silly Toronto shot if you want!

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:30:03 PST 1997
wbr.com is a little slow right now. Bye again then. Take care. Agony of Pleasure is on again. I'm working on figuring it out.

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:30:02 PST 1997
bye, sleepygirl!

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:29:28 PST 1997
oh i bet she will, sleepy. oh i knew she would, mr wax.

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:28:39 PST 1997
My computer is knackered. It's too weak to refresh itself. I'd better go home now. Speak tomorrow kiddies.

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:28:10 PST 1997
I already made that request, knowing she would weedle out of it. Why am I mean?

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:27:13 PST 1997
Myk - Cuscha will shine on her own!

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:26:05 PST 1997
yeah! cusn! (i'd really like a matching sleepy pic, too!)

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:25:49 PST 1997
Not that cloning contraversy? I thought you had moved on to headless frogs.

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:24:31 PST 1997
actually, sleepygirl, to amuse myself i once looked up what grievances folks had with your folks recently. it's all on the internet! hooray!

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:22:39 PST 1997
Yes, sheep were involved in the fracas.

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:22:01 PST 1997
Ooh Myk. You are in for a treat!

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:21:32 PST 1997
i bet they're angry because your textile factory charges too much for woven rugs and blankets, that sort of thing.

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:21:29 PST 1997
I can't find any photos of me. Only a stupid one in Toronto.

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:20:52 PST 1997
Top confidential information I'm afraid.... Oh, they've gone. Thank goodness. Dark Side of the Moon for me tonight. Myk - I have a lovely picture of Cushca lined up for you!

FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:19:19 PST 1997
They can't be all bad then. I think Moss Elixer on Friday.

FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:19:08 PST 1997
sleepy: please send an email stating what the loonies are protesting! i'd love to know!

FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:18:03 PST 1997
Oh, that posted twice! The music has stopped. No wait, I can hear.. "people get what they deserve. Time is round and space is curved..."