FROM: †
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:17:04 PST 1997


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:16:49 PST 1997
It's something they think we've done. I'm sure there's no danger!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:16:45 PST 1997
as i have a decent idea where sleepy is, i can almost picture the throng... i can even imagine their grievances... but i can't picture the brass band, no matter how hard i try! heh heh.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:16:44 PST 1997
Apparently the lunatics are in the hall.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:16:27 PST 1997
It's something they think we've done. I'm sure there's no danger!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:15:05 PST 1997
Are you in any kind of danger?


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:15:03 PST 1997
loonies outside the building! i love it!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:14:08 PST 1997
Is it something you've done?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:13:35 PST 1997
Lousy dog. She hangs out in the other building. They must have cast her out. I guess my company will do in a pinch.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:13:30 PST 1997
Ah, Thursday. My favorite day. Oh, no, the lunatics are trying to get in the building. Shoo!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:12:07 PST 1997
I think it will be good music for a Thursday. Blue is demanding to be let in. Hold on.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:11:09 PST 1997
In their heads they probably do. So, I Often Dream of Trains. Good choice.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:09:40 PST 1997
Do they have a stated purpose other than to annoy people?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:08:57 PST 1997
The lunatics have returned, with a brass band. It's sad really.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:08:00 PST 1997
I'll try. I might get a phone call or something.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:07:11 PST 1997
CW - no. Just a large axe.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:06:30 PST 1997
Actually, I've got 10 minutes. Can anyone chat to me quickly for 10 minutes before I go?!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:06:10 PST 1997
Cool. Bye Sleepy. Do you carry pepper spray?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:04:38 PST 1997
CW - oh yes.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:03:47 PST 1997
I've got to go now. There are lunatics outside the building. See you tomorrow. Bye.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 10:02:43 PST 1997
So, is Feels Like 1974 on the tape?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 09:59:46 PST 1997
CW - Oh, right. That's OK then.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 09:58:52 PST 1997
just correcting the typo from a previous posting. Sorry. It was bugging me.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 09:57:35 PST 1997
I think I'll try and bring in I Often Dream of Trains.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 09:56:42 PST 1997
CW - what? I'm so tired.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 09:55:16 PST 1997
absolutely. That's better.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 09:54:49 PST 1997
Myk - stop that! Stop it right now! Ok, I have shaken Baby Bird's hand (very limp handshake. Ha, ha!). I have hugged Tim. I've chatted to Matthew Seligman twice. Er, who else... Oh, yeah. I've spoken to Peter Buck as well.


FROM: L.
DATE: Wed Nov 19 09:52:47 PST 1997
Tall, dark and handsome: Please come get me and carry me to your home, and make passionate love to me.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 09:52:35 PST 1997
Myk is sharp as a tack this afternoon. Absolutley aces.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 09:51:28 PST 1997
oh, the party... hmmm... nope, i don't know what you'd say, except for some mention of sleepy's "groupie" status! giggle.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 09:50:52 PST 1997
Yes. It's very late in the day for you. I understand. I meant requests for the Robyn album I'd bring in. Myk got it.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 09:50:17 PST 1997
i'll say it for you, wax: "mmmm, skirt and tight jumper". doesn't cushca have some business at the washington office (do you have one at all?) heh heh.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 09:49:32 PST 1997
Alas, I have no mazzy star. I'm afraid you are going to have to go and post on the mazzy star message board if you keep up this sacrilegious behavior.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 09:49:26 PST 1997
Cushca and I don't understand the 'requests' bit. We are tired and emotional.


FROM: CW
DATE: Wed Nov 19 09:46:10 PST 1997
Not about the clothes. The party.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 09:45:35 PST 1997
requests? yeah! why don't you skip robyn altogether and rock out to some mazzy star! i melt when i hear hope sandoval's voice (lead singer of mazzy, that is). of course, melting at work might not be a good thing. i was listening to mazzy last night, so it's on my mind!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 09:44:59 PST 1997
I won't say it, but you know what I'm thinking.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 09:44:35 PST 1997
Cushca is wearing her regulation black skirt/ tight jumper ensemble. As for me - ah, not worth mentioning...


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 09:42:16 PST 1997
This is really schmoozy, but the toe-tag was a party invite. The nice Baby Bird man decided to throw a party on a boat to thank all the industry folk for being so nice to him. Lucky for me, I knew one of the industry folk, so I got to cruise up and down the Thames for an evening.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 09:41:54 PST 1997
Nothing but "Love Me" toe tags. Quite scandalous.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 09:41:10 PST 1997
so, sleepy, what are you AND cushca wearing today? giggle... somehow, it's always fun to know!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 09:39:39 PST 1997
Where does one happen to get a "Love Me" toe tag? And I'll take requests.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 09:37:02 PST 1997
I've got a Love Me toe-tag. Hooray! No greatest hits for us Brits though. Which Robyn album are you bringing into the office tomorrow then CW?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 09:35:05 PST 1997
Probably they listed the albums they had to sell. They said the release date for Ugly Beautiful was 10/14/97. The Toe Tag says "Love Me". The other album is called Fatherhood. It's an import from England, released last May.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 09:31:01 PST 1997
CW - Baby Bird? I was just trying to do a Baby Bird search. I think they've got 6 or 7 albums - 6 were bedroom demo types recorded in quick successsion. There is only one smart studio album featuring a charming cover shot of him with a toe tag saying 'Ugly Beautiful'. He broke his foot on stage the penultimate time I saw him.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 09:26:20 PST 1997
Did a quick search on www.excite.com and found out they have three albums. A two CD greatest hits album came out this summer. Put it on the list.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 09:23:04 PST 1997
oops, forgot to answer: no and no, sleepy. you're not the only one losing touch, wax. i'll look for the book, i'll fear baby bird from afar, if that's ok.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 09:20:57 PST 1997
sleepy: it's a great video, though wildly funny from an american point of view. MTV is playing it heavily over here, so you should be able to catch it. i can just see mr wax during the interrogation from the ontario authorities: "i have no information! i don't speak canadian! i didn't even smuggle cigars this time! i wanna see my lawyer! you can keep my brother."


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 09:19:50 PST 1997
CW - there's no reason why you should have heard of either of them really. The book is essential reading for men who like music. So that would include most of the posters here. I thought it was wonderful too. Baby Bird is one man and an occasional band, who write melodic and fairly twisted songs. Also, the singer openly abuses members of the audience who talk. He is to be feared and adored.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 09:15:54 PST 1997
No and no. I always feel so out of touch. I've got to subscribe to some magazines or something.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 09:14:19 PST 1997
You see, if I post as the third anon now, I'll give myself away. I saw Bowie at the Niagara Falls Convention Center in 1990. Horrible place for a concert. Then, my brother wise-as.sed the boarder crossing guy and nearly got us detained. That was funny.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 09:11:41 PST 1997
Have any of you heard of a person/band called Baby Bird? Have you read the book "High Fidelity" by Nick Hornby?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 09:09:57 PST 1997
Myk - no, I haven't see the Bowie video. I don't know much of his stuff at all. Isn't Trent Reznor a psychopath in real life? Ha, ha.


FROM: L.
DATE: Wed Nov 19 09:09:45 PST 1997
I finally feel like I'm amongst the living again. Sorry I didn't post yesterday. I was very sick. Feeling much better today. SO WHERE ARE YOU?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 09:08:41 PST 1997
Satan, what makes you think you and I are the same?


FROM: L.
DATE: Wed Nov 19 09:04:11 PST 1997
What makes you think that Chewing wax and Satan are the same?


FROM: L.
DATE: Wed Nov 19 08:59:08 PST 1997
And I will not share with anybody!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 08:58:44 PST 1997
wait, sleepy... aren't you "afraid of americans" like david bowie? if you haven't seen the video for that song, you must. trent reznor makes a great psychopath, but this isn't so surprising. an american city with a decent transit system? never! DC's metro is clean and efficient, but small by london's standards.


FROM: Chewing wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 08:56:33 PST 1997
What makes you think that L. and Satan are the same?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 08:56:22 PST 1997
L. I've no idea who you are talking to, but I'm sure there is plenty to share for anyone who wants it.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 08:54:36 PST 1997
sleepy: on behalf of the good people of the city of Atlanta, Georgia, we thank you and the airline. heh heh. mr wax: there you go stirring up a can of worms! heh heh, yet again.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 08:54:26 PST 1997
Myk - no, no, Seattle has good buses and I walk up those very, very steep hills. The latte is my treat, for being so active!


FROM: L.
DATE: Wed Nov 19 08:52:39 PST 1997
I will not let Sleepy get down on her knees and .......your.......... I'm the only one that gets to do that.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 08:50:01 PST 1997
I almost drove a car in Atlanta. Luckily the airline got the drive part of fly/drive muddled up and my friend and I escaped.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 08:49:41 PST 1997
I was so hoping L. and Satan were different. Now I know they are the same. Alas. Wait. We've done this before.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 08:49:11 PST 1997
i hope you don't REALLY dislike cars, because you're going to need one in your dream city: seattle! you'll need to buy an absurdly oversized Sport-Utility vehicle! you'll be hopping curbs while drinking mocha lattes before you know it!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 08:46:28 PST 1997
here in the states, the mass-transit systems are so minimal that 8 year old schoolkids are issued old toyotas to get them to school. they extend the foot pedals, and the kids sit on telephone books. they do surprisingly well. ...well, ok, it might not be THAT bad.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 08:45:18 PST 1997
I dislike cars. I get the train whenever possible.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 08:43:00 PST 1997
sleepy: did you just say that you haven't driven a vehicle in 12 years? i know you live in london, where a car is something of a nuisance, but you haven't driven at all? i honestly can't imagine.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 08:36:56 PST 1997
And Satan. Hello.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 08:35:38 PST 1997
Hello L.


FROM: Satan
DATE: Wed Nov 19 08:34:58 PST 1997
I have a magic spoon which can do anything except for one thing, and a trained monkey which can do the other thing. You have nothing to offer me."


FROM: L.
DATE: Wed Nov 19 08:31:21 PST 1997
Wake up, wake up, wake up!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 08:29:13 PST 1997
I'd forgotten about that. Still, the image of you and Cushca tearing up the tarmac with a fleet of State Troopers chasing you is priceless.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 08:22:28 PST 1997
Maybe. Since I haven't driven since I passed my test 12 years ago, it probably wouldn't be wise to start again now on the other side of the road!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 08:20:45 PST 1997
Sleepy, perhaps our highways and you would be safer if you just flew straight into Buffalo. It's a small city but we have a shiny new airport terminal. I think it has a Pizza Hut in it!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 08:14:57 PST 1997
Glass Hotel is wonderful


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 08:06:57 PST 1997
Stop being so coy lad. You know exactly what Agony of Pleasure is about. I thought that was on Globe of Frogs. Cushca and I will be driving recklessly through New York state on Sat--day afternoon. Look out for us. Robyn will be playing somewhere in the south of England, but we'll bring a bottle on his behalf.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 08:03:15 PST 1997
What the hell is Agony of Pleasure about? I have fallen maddly in love with Glass Hotel. Sleepy, when you see Robyn tomorrow, please invite him as well. Well there's nothing in the future and there's nothing in the past, there is only this one moment and you've got to make it last. And you were laughing in a glass hotel.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 08:00:45 PST 1997
Hi Decoy. Oh, you've probably gone now. Jekyll and Hyde drinkers. Virgos are the worst for that. Tee hee.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 07:54:06 PST 1997
no, no, different roommate, and at no time was my face "punched in"! heh heh. i sustained no injury, except of course the shared embarrassment for ending the party with the incident. ah, youth. gee, wouldn't it be fun if HE could make your party, wax! jekyll and hyde drinkers are amusing, no?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 07:44:55 PST 1997
Same room mate who wigged out and punched your face in? Bring him along! I want this party to be epic.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 07:41:09 PST 1997
decoy! good to hear from you! i'm quite sure YOU will be drunk at mr wax's party! if you bring cushca to new york, sleepy, i'll drive up there for the shindig! heh heh. my roommate has relatives in buffalo, and he says it's very nice, although i've noticed that he only visits up there during the summer.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 07:35:20 PST 1997
Oh look everybody. It's Decoy, come to bless this board with his charming wit. I have a lovely bottle of Yukon Jack with Genesee Light chasers waiting for you my furry chum.


FROM: Chewing Wax <chewwax@harbor.net>
DATE: Wed Nov 19 07:31:13 PST 1997
Awesome! You can bring the tape with you Sleepy. Save yourself some postage. I have a very dim recollection of thinking I've seen one video. Very fuzzy. Yes. Clean Steve is a well developed and disturbing character.


FROM: Decoy <getDrunk@Cws>
DATE: Wed Nov 19 07:31:05 PST 1997
Hi folks. I saw Baloon Man on that video show that was on when I was in college called 120 minutes. I distinctly remember it because I happened to have my guitar on at the time. The content of the video made the lyrics all that much more obscure.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 07:26:54 PST 1997
nope, i don't think i've ever seen a RH video, not even "balloon man" or "so you think...". they probably couldn't do justice to the music, anyway. that's a good question about steve, mr wax. if it's totally fiction, it sure is very descriptive.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 07:19:38 PST 1997
Great. So, I'll see Robyn tomorrow, Sparklehorse on Friday and catch a flight to NY on Sat--day. Sounds good to me!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 07:18:25 PST 1997
I wonder if clean steve based on a real person.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 07:18:16 PST 1997
heh heh wax, i'm there! i'll guzzle wine and shout rude epithets at the womenfolk! i can hear me now: "get me some mo' o' dat Bo Jo Lay!"


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 07:17:02 PST 1997
Has anyone ever seen any Robyn videos on tv? I saw a tiny section of "So You Think You're In Love" once.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 07:15:21 PST 1997
quiet day here. i can just see sleepy's parents rockin' out to "clean steve"! heh heh.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 07:13:55 PST 1997
I just want to make sure everybody knows they are invited to the party this weekend. Even Willybee and Voltaic. I'll have name tags ready. The thought of red wine is no longer making me queasy. I think I was safer when it did.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 07:00:05 PST 1997
Yes thanks, CW. You are way too kind. I wonder where my copy of Eye is? I've got a feeling it's at my parents. I'm absolutely positive that they won't have played it though!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 06:54:45 PST 1997
Stupid work. It was Myk's enthusiam which made me grab Eye off the shelf and listen to it again. Thanks Myk. Sleepy, did you get my reply?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 06:54:04 PST 1997
This board is moving like an injured sloth today!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 06:39:19 PST 1997
I don't know why it makes me sad. It was (almost) a really good year.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 06:31:30 PST 1997
maybe i'm just desensitized, but i don't find "eye" as troubling as you folks do. oh well! off to another mtg.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 06:27:19 PST 1997
Really busy today. CW - did you get my e:mail?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 06:11:50 PST 1997
Yes, it gets painful at night...


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 06:08:27 PST 1997
Quiet around there this morning eh? Transparent Lover. I really haven't listened to this album enough. Sad but wonderful. In the safety of the office in the day light I can face it.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 05:37:35 PST 1997
Hi CW. Something about Gary Glitter and pictures of children reported in the tabloids. I don't know the details. Oh, you're playing 'Eye'. I'd like to be doing that.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 19 05:32:41 PST 1997
Good morning all. What happened to Gary Glitter? I brought Eye into work. I'm up to Executioner. Hmm. I have nothing to say. Except perhaps to wonder if I should be concerned about Willybee crashing my party and slaughtering us all with a large jagged butcher knife. That was a threat wasn't it? Maybe I'm just being paranoid. I'd hate to have to get the FCC in on this.


FROM: hooded
DATE: Wed Nov 19 05:09:58 PST 1997
good morning. off to work. just thought I'd sneek in before all the afternoon crazies. The house of figgy page has more info on tapes of live shows. Later all.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 04:57:47 PST 1997
Hi Myk. You're here early. I've to go get some food. Speak later.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 04:57:03 PST 1997
off to a thing... be back soon.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 04:56:04 PST 1997
good morning! i trust you're doing well, mts and sleepy! only one day 'til the big show... boohoo, i'm gonna miss it!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 04:54:56 PST 1997
False teeth? How do you make that out?


FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Wed Nov 19 04:53:13 PST 1997
I don't watch it myself but I forced vmyself to on Sunday, I felt I owed it to Claire. Then she betrayed me with Ian Bloody Beale!!!!! Actually, I think she has false teeth.


FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Wed Nov 19 04:51:47 PST 1997
Oh God!! I've only been up 10 minutes and Gary's demise has been on TV about 8 times. What an idiot!!!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 04:50:55 PST 1997
I don't watch Eastenders. Is this ole Grogey and Ian?


FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Wed Nov 19 04:49:09 PST 1997
I never thought it would happen like this between me and Gary. Man, I'm so bluesed out! And did you see Eastenders???? How in the name of a righteous God could she sleep with him????? I'm still ill. Anyway, Sleepy, how are you? Excited about tomorrow night?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 04:47:31 PST 1997
Sorry John. I don't tape gigs.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 04:46:07 PST 1997
Hi Morrissey. Feeling better today? I bet the Gary Glitter story has given you a relapse!


FROM: John Duley <jdundertow@aol.com>
DATE: Wed Nov 19 04:45:48 PST 1997
Enough. Enough of this idle chat my friends. Is anyone here actually interested in the man himself or are you just along for the ride??!! I need help to start up a live tape collection of RH's gigs, having already acquired all the UK release CD stuff (twice). Is there anybody out there who can help. Thank you. Over & out.


FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Wed Nov 19 04:42:11 PST 1997
Hi Everybody! What the hell happened with Gary Glitter????


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 04:15:47 PST 1997
Oh, my mistake. * died at 11:42:09. He was temporarily resuscitated, but he said he didn't want to live any more. Said there was something more interesting on the other side. Something with bells and a harp.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 03:58:37 PST 1997
* died on November 6 at 11:29:19. He left behind an exclamation mark and a hyphen. Both are doing well.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 03:31:59 PST 1997
? to you too!


FROM:
DATE: Wed Nov 19 03:28:39 PST 1997
?


FROM: * and bq
DATE: Wed Nov 19 03:26:01 PST 1997
wb: don't believe everything you read in the papers.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 03:16:27 PST 1997
I got the pictures back. They're so funny. I've got about two from New York. God knows what happened to the rest of them. I have a good picture of the door to Tim's trailer. How useful is that?!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 03:13:27 PST 1997
Oh, good morning, by the way. Er, willybee, are you talking to me re: Sussex? How would I ever have met you? Do you mean Winchester?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Nov 19 03:08:46 PST 1997
I had a dream last night... Oh, no, it's alright, I really am a knife-wielding homicidal maniac. Phew. Now there's tiny insects showing through and all them tiny insects look like you. Mad* =willybee. Good to see Bob Mould popped onto the board last night. I always thought Sugar would do a good cover of "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue". Obviously it would be a fast, noisy version, but I really think it would work. Things I like: seeing RH, seeing Silver Sun, listening to Chris Morris, Julian Cope, lusting after the Supernaturals, red wine, champagne, charismatic cats, sleeping, dreaming, drifting, brown eyes, blue eyes, green eyes, Robert Carlyle, Ewan McGregor, The Adam and Joe Show, The Big Easy. Things I dislike: not being able to find my Soft Boys tape. Where the hell is it?


FROM: John Duley <duley@bigfoot.com>
DATE: Wed Nov 19 00:36:44 PST 1997


FROM:
DATE: Tue Nov 18 21:26:56 PST 1997
one more-despise, Warhol/like,Picasso and Matisse,two are better than one


FROM: plain ole' stupid & "bored"
DATE: Tue Nov 18 21:19:11 PST 1997
Things I despise,southerners,PINK FLOYD, intillectuals,cheap scotch and beer, cheap cigars,FORD, heavy metal music, policemen, catholics, greedy people, non-dreamers, screen freeze,Fiat, headaches, missing all the good concerts, seeing all the bad concerts, credit cards, threats, hippies, yuppies, Uni-Royal tires, Kennedy's,fiat,going bald, meat eating,TV, drugs,-Things I like, GMC Trucks,blondes, nice bums, heh.heh, boats, guinness, macallan scotch, irish mist, hemmingway, dreams, soft grass, sunshine, AUSTIN-HEALEY,breathing, !!!


FROM: plain ole' stupid
DATE: Tue Nov 18 20:30:26 PST 1997
Just thought I'd plug Cleveland State University.Hey CW,I'm dissappointed you didn't invite me to your little shindig'. I only live approx. 150 miles from you. I could look you up, eradicate you and still be home for dinner."just a thought"heh.heh


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 20:21:47 PST 1997
Unable to bear the smell of her parent decay, the little girl gets out of her bed, leaving the protective warmth of her soft blanket, and walks down the hall to her parents bedroom. Her bare feet are silent on the thick carpetShe opens the door. The air rols over her, smothering her with its stink. She walks in, lightly vomiting small chunks of matter and blood into her hand. The bed id thick with flies, burrowing into her parents flesh, planting eggs that will become new flies. The wound she made in her fathers neck is infested with them.Her mothers head rests on her fathers shoulder, her mouth open dense with flies.((((Cleveland State U.))))The knife is on the floor by the bed.The carpet soaks up the blood.She picks up the knife up,admires her face in a patch of shiney steel that peeks through the blood,then tosses it off into the corner.She walks over to the window on the otherside of the bed, and with great effort, finally opens it.The cold winter air moves in.The flies dig deeper into her parents flesh for warmth.She removes her nightgown,then pulls back the covers on the bed and slides in between their bodies.She's immediately covered in flies.She pulls the covers tightly around her neck,keeping out the now freezing air,and gradually drifts off to sleep.She feels the flies tickling her skin beneath the covers,like miniture birds gathering around her trying to lift her into the air.She rubs her leg against her fathers cold stomach dreaming.


FROM: plain ole' stupid
DATE: Tue Nov 18 19:34:22 PST 1997
Queenie yes Cake is a pretty good band.I hear them on the radio often.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Tue Nov 18 19:06:04 PST 1997
I'm just naturally guilty & paranoid.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Tue Nov 18 18:55:46 PST 1997
I am not now, nor have I ever been, a catholic.


FROM: Dr. poopoo
DATE: Tue Nov 18 17:44:36 PST 1997
Now I'm getting sick to my stomach.


FROM:
DATE: Tue Nov 18 16:22:15 PST 1997
charity begins at home and with that said I think I will proceed to get a piece from my wife


FROM: talking to the screen out loud
DATE: Tue Nov 18 16:12:56 PST 1997
Enough with sphincters and poop and felching. I'm getting sick to my stomach. You guys ought to take up charity work or something; get your minds off each others behinds. That's how Rome fell, ya know. Jeez


FROM: News Bulletin
DATE: Tue Nov 18 16:12:02 PST 1997
Somebody just pooped.


FROM: J. Hellvis Aaron Christly
DATE: Tue Nov 18 15:43:56 PST 1997
Could one of you guys who has all those archives stored as indexed pdfs on your hard drive publish them please? I'd like to be able to simply refer everyone to all of my previous, brilliant postings instead of actually bothering to create new stuff. Let me know when you get it done and I will publicly thank you (and your momma)....


FROM: Bob Mould
DATE: Tue Nov 18 14:56:57 PST 1997
I recently heard my first Robyn Hitchc--k album, and well, I just wanted to say it's great. I'm going to track him down and see if he wants to go on tour with me when I finish my new album. What do you think?


FROM: WillyWaxBean
DATE: Tue Nov 18 14:48:15 PST 1997
CW tell your mother I still have the money I owe her for "services rendered".


FROM:
DATE: Tue Nov 18 14:34:33 PST 1997
Superman, superman, crunchy little superman Found you in a Corn Flakes box Nourished you in privacy Touched the parts you couldn't reach You improved immediately


FROM: Rat
DATE: Tue Nov 18 14:31:24 PST 1997
Up yours, Dillybean


FROM: so,LoNg,MAÒ
DATE: Tue Nov 18 14:30:44 PST 1997
Bye Bye


FROM: Satan
DATE: Tue Nov 18 14:29:47 PST 1997
willybee, if I tried really hard (which I won't) I couldn't recall your email address to save my life. That, again, was somebody else. But there you go again with your poopoo fixation. Take Dr. Logical's advice. Please!


FROM: willybee
DATE: Tue Nov 18 14:16:13 PST 1997
Pick on me all you want rectum boy.I don't live here anymore, mean posting me address though.Just like a rat fighting dirty.


FROM: m.
DATE: Tue Nov 18 14:13:12 PST 1997
do that take up som charity work


FROM: †††
DATE: Tue Nov 18 14:10:21 PST 1997
Rattle Rattle Rattle!


FROM: willybee
DATE: Tue Nov 18 14:07:18 PST 1997
Leave me alone!I do not post here anymore>


FROM:
DATE: Tue Nov 18 14:06:37 PST 1997
You do that cute comma,thing just like m.


FROM: illybee
DATE: Tue Nov 18 14:06:31 PST 1997
42 hits of "purple dinkweed!!man I'm toasting!!"``-`o ___


FROM: HC
DATE: Tue Nov 18 14:05:45 PST 1997
Very funny. The real Willyspeed is tweakin' in his trailer park mansion and YOU log on. How's it going, anima?


FROM: Willybee
DATE: Tue Nov 18 14:03:11 PST 1997
I'm waiting. Jeez,No one cares.talk to me rOb,its the acid.talk me down.


FROM: SS
DATE: Tue Nov 18 13:59:05 PST 1997
I'm waiting


FROM: Satin Satan (Just love me, kiss kiss, wb)
DATE: Tue Nov 18 13:58:29 PST 1997
When did ‘ ever go on about being a superstar fan? I love his music, and have a lot of it, because I have good taste and because I am lucky. What's so wrong with that, Angryman?


FROM: Willybee
DATE: Tue Nov 18 13:49:14 PST 1997
I'm waiting.


FROM: michael legge <obroadway@cix.compulink.co.uk>
DATE: Tue Nov 18 13:47:20 PST 1997
robyn do you think you can ever truly forgive me for being so drunk at the jazz cafe? also, to any of the fans who couldn't get their hands on a copy of 'mossy liquor' - I'VE GOT ONE AND ITS GREAT!!! (better packaging than the cd too!!)


FROM: Willybee
DATE: Tue Nov 18 13:43:37 PST 1997
You set that e-mail address up just to see if everyone on this board would flame you. I bet you didn't get a single letter. No one cares about you. You are irrelevent.


FROM: Dr. S. Cat Logical
DATE: Tue Nov 18 13:42:35 PST 1997
Enough with sphincters and poop and felching. I'm getting sick to my stomach. You guys ought to take up charity work or something; get your minds off each others behinds. That's how Rome fell, ya know. Jeez.


FROM: Willybee
DATE: Tue Nov 18 13:39:58 PST 1997
Hey blow job king - you are always going on about how you are the true Hitchc--k fan. Prove it right now. Prove you are not just a force of pure disruption.


FROM: Veeeeeee!
DATE: Tue Nov 18 13:38:17 PST 1997
Wow, that kind of filth and you include a real e-mail address? Interesting. Remember I have one too. It's back in one of those archives you have taped up all over your vomitorium like that fanatic in The Omen with his bible pages pasted everywhere.


FROM: Satan Has Bowel Movements Too, and Willybee is In Them!
DATE: Tue Nov 18 13:36:18 PST 1997
WB: The only thing I "pass" is the occasional chunk of you in my stool.


FROM: Willybee <willybee@harborcom.net>
DATE: Tue Nov 18 13:21:04 PST 1997
Hey Satan you huge wad. Want to suck your ejaculate out of my anal sphincter, the taste of your semen and my scat mingling in a tantalizing way? Just e-mail me if you do!


FROM: Willybee
DATE: Tue Nov 18 13:13:31 PST 1997
No. Wait. I'm Voltaic. Yeh. That's it. There is only one of me. I am Satan/Voltaic/Willybee/any other stupid name I can think up.


FROM: Willybee
DATE: Tue Nov 18 13:11:06 PST 1997
Yes. I was in on the chat the other day, taking notes, writing it all down, getting ready to rock rock rock and roll. All the time dreaming about taking Voltaic's tiny penis all the way up my anal sphincter.


FROM: pos
DATE: Tue Nov 18 13:04:52 PST 1997
Besides *=sleepy.


FROM: plain ole' stupid
DATE: Tue Nov 18 13:02:29 PST 1997
I totally agree, there are only one of you,uh me,uh us???????


FROM: Piningforpungo
DATE: Tue Nov 18 12:51:54 PST 1997
nothirdmindwithoutpungonothirdmindwithoutpungonothirdmindwithoutpungonothirdmindwithoutpungonothirdmindwithoutpungonothirdmindwithoutpungonothirdmindwithoutpungonothirdmindwithoutpungo


FROM: Willybee
DATE: Tue Nov 18 12:49:28 PST 1997
Well, this has been a lot of fun, but even Satan needs to pass his classes! Screw you Chewing Wax, you monkey testicle you. I know you are the other anon!


FROM: Satan
DATE: Tue Nov 18 12:45:20 PST 1997
Rattle Rattle! Tah Tah, Broke Butt!


FROM: Pungo
DATE: Tue Nov 18 12:45:16 PST 1997
Oh Voltaic. How could you? I gave you a name and you throw it away? I loved you and you loved me. Oh Voltaic. What have you done? It used to be about the music man.


FROM: Satan's sphincter
DATE: Tue Nov 18 12:43:02 PST 1997
Many thanks, PungoMany thanks, PungoMany thanks, PungoMany thanks, PungoMany thanks, PungoMany thanks, PungoMany thanks, PungoMany thanks, PungoMany thanks, Pungo


FROM: d--kybee
DATE: Tue Nov 18 12:41:20 PST 1997
What gives? What gives? What gives? What gives? What gives? What gives? What gives? What gives? What gives? What gives? What gives? What gives? What gives? What gives? What gives? What gives? What gives? What gives? What gives? What gives? What gives?


FROM: Satan
DATE: Tue Nov 18 12:38:02 PST 1997
To have a name is to be grounded in corporeal bliss. Many thanks, Pungo. Myk, so sorry you're sans Mossy Liquor. You should have taped it (for personal use, of course). Trilobite is superb. By the way, I wandered onto a lyrics page for RH and found someone had lyrics to a song called "Boy with a Walkman" or something, and it was supposedly on Mossy Liquor. Huh? Not on my copy of ML....What gives?


FROM: MAD DOOZAH
DATE: Tue Nov 18 12:34:55 PST 1997
Clearly (sic): He is not who you think I am; I am not who he thinks you are; you aren't who he thinks I am; and we aren't who they think any of us are.


FROM: †††
DATE: Tue Nov 18 12:15:51 PST 1997
How do you know * isn't here anymore, *?


FROM: L
DATE: Tue Nov 18 12:11:51 PST 1997
"santa"?


FROM:
DATE: Tue Nov 18 11:58:56 PST 1997
Who are you talking to? * isn't here anymore. I'm not who you think I am. You couldn't be more wrong.


FROM: L
DATE: Tue Nov 18 11:54:09 PST 1997
Ooh, Myk, I love it when you're stern with Satan. Kind of reckless and mmmm, I dunno.....Ooooohhhh


FROM: "santa"
DATE: Tue Nov 18 11:36:02 PST 1997
Hey thanks Myk!


FROM:
DATE: Tue Nov 18 11:34:36 PST 1997
Doh! I am not fat, not bearded, and I don't slither down chimneys. But I will let you sit on my lap.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 11:32:58 PST 1997
one last thought: in keeping with the holiday spirit, the new satan anagram should be "santa". or is it too soon?


FROM:
DATE: Tue Nov 18 11:32:53 PST 1997
Sussex it is. Bye bq. You are beautiful.


FROM: Sorcerer's Appendix
DATE: Tue Nov 18 11:31:54 PST 1997
Nuff said. You are dead to me. (Myk and Chewing Wax are posting as each other now....what have I done...?)


FROM: Satan
DATE: Tue Nov 18 11:30:36 PST 1997
* If you answer no I will never acknowledge you again (and that is as sincere a promise as you'll ever get from Satan).


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 11:30:29 PST 1997
no, mr sillyvolts, that was me.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 11:30:04 PST 1997
don't anger me.


FROM:
DATE: Tue Nov 18 11:29:39 PST 1997
* I DO know who you are by the way, remember? We've met. You know HIM, don't you? Saw him last week (or something). Sussex?


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 11:29:30 PST 1997
i gotta go, and not a moment too soon. ugh.


FROM: Bahahahaha
DATE: Tue Nov 18 11:28:04 PST 1997
Aha!(Chewing Wax says) There he posted as Myk and Satan! Ah the Devil you say!


FROM: Satan
DATE: Tue Nov 18 11:26:54 PST 1997
And besides, you don't anger me like Chewing Wax does. He's truly irritating.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 11:26:20 PST 1997
no, v, i haven't investigated it, since, deep down, in the words of robyn (linctus house), "i don't care anymore".


FROM: Feeble Minded Rag
DATE: Tue Nov 18 11:24:49 PST 1997
Myk: You're right, it's unlikely I'd refresh. Instead I post as other anon quickly by having 25 different windows open at the same time. That's Occ-m's Razor at work there, boy.


FROM: No three receiving
DATE: Tue Nov 18 11:21:09 PST 1997
Anon Erstazzzz: The very thought of discovering who you are makes my nipples hard.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 11:19:18 PST 1997
yeah, wax, i noticed a similar pattern. my favorite telltale indicators are the spelling errors SHARED by the 2 (or 3?). still, the clincher to it is simple: observe the time stamp... no one can respond to an attacker's post in under 30 seconds unless one was constantly refreshing the msg board, which is not too likely. despite myself, i admire his tenacity, if not his technique.


FROM: The Spider and Myk
DATE: Tue Nov 18 11:19:01 PST 1997
Myk Myk Myk. You asked for it. I was ignoring you but you wanted to taste the lash. Why don't you hold that choker on Chewing Wax a little tighter. He's sniffing my crotch again.


FROM:
DATE: Tue Nov 18 11:17:15 PST 1997
And if you could investigate, you would know who I am.


FROM: King's Wax Hat
DATE: Tue Nov 18 11:16:49 PST 1997
Oh I just thought of your next theory: I am dialing up on two different accounts from two different ISPs on two different computers! Wow! You're too much for me, genius!


FROM: Paranoia Fools the Magician
DATE: Tue Nov 18 11:15:42 PST 1997
But you don't have the balls to actually try to investigate the source, do you? Then you would discover that my ISP isn't the stupid one's. That, apparently, would be too much for you to understand. Thanks for the "Marvelous" by the way (I hear it being said like Liberace used to say it. And truly I am a big Liberace fan).


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 11:15:28 PST 1997
Yeh. What Myk said.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 11:13:45 PST 1997
no, voltaic, you were always the angry and abusive one... you always feel that we don't worship the one true Robyn, and you vent. and as for my choice of topics, voltboy, i will discuss things as i see fit. lately there has been a bit to say that is RH-related, but when there isn't, i don't want to hear your tormented cries when i mention yesterday's lunch or last week's game.


FROM: Hellvis
DATE: Tue Nov 18 11:12:35 PST 1997
Thanks Chewy, yet more confirmation that you aren't Sally Field, the Flying Nun. [That wasn't me in Archive 3, Sherlock but I do love Abba because I know they make you stiff].


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 11:09:32 PST 1997
He's pretending to be two different posters again. He corrects typos that he does himself. In one posting he pretends to be the really really stupid one and says I'm his butt boy. In the other, he is his usual drippingly pretentious self and compares me to a Lilliputian Krakatoa. Just marvelous!


FROM: Machiavelli in this toilet
DATE: Tue Nov 18 11:07:18 PST 1997
FROM: DATE: Wed Aug 6 16:58:03 PDT 1997 We're lying on the carpet with our legs up in the air.....


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 11:01:14 PST 1997
No no. I dug that up. You wrote that way back in archive 3. I was cutting and pasting it to relive the moment.


FROM: Satan Ken
DATE: Tue Nov 18 11:00:08 PST 1997
Funny, really, that every time I try to make peace, Chewing Wax boils over like a Lilliputian Krakatoa. He's the Machiavelli in this toilet, not me.


FROM:
DATE: Tue Nov 18 10:56:22 PST 1997
Bye, CW. We miss you already. (Sob)


FROM: The Plastic Menagerie
DATE: Tue Nov 18 10:55:06 PST 1997
Queenie, why must you blame yourself? Where does your guilt come from? Ahh! You are Catholic, aren't you? [Catain?]


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 10:53:00 PST 1997
I dug it up: I just took all my Robyn tapes and burned them in a lovely huge chemical fire! I'm listening exclusively to my old cherished Abba albums! Come with me Sleepy and Pungo and Myk Murphy! Come with me to the Abba web site and rejoice in our new found freedom!


FROM: Catain Beelzeebub
DATE: Tue Nov 18 10:52:53 PST 1997
Myk, just start talking about beer and football again. You too will feel the sting of the lash. Isn't it cute how CW glows with pride when he's become my butt boy?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 10:44:18 PST 1997
I'm back. Had to talk to the boss. I must admit I am proud that Voltaic takes so much time out of his busy day to attack me. Remember that time, a long time ago, that he went off to the Abba web page and left us alone?


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 10:35:30 PST 1997
sorry, queenie, but i had to split for a bit. yeah, he's sour at all of us, queenie. i still can't figure out what exactly mr wax did to irritate him so... i always tried to be the most irritating! heh heh.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Tue Nov 18 10:23:31 PST 1997
Boy I really cleared the room...I guess I'll split too.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Tue Nov 18 10:21:12 PST 1997
Did everyone else split or am I just a really really fast typer???


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Tue Nov 18 10:20:34 PST 1997
Hey CW...I don't know...They/he don't like me either. I don't meet the IQ prerequisite.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Tue Nov 18 10:19:11 PST 1997
I guess they a--ume that most people are up by then already.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Tue Nov 18 10:18:02 PST 1997
Well, there's these morons...about a dozen of them...that my landlord hired to re-wire part of the duplex we all share here. So these dips--ts keep disconnecting my power without warning and making me continuously lose emails and stuff I'm working on. I told them that this is my office and I've got two computers here and to PLEASE let us know if they're gonna do that again. But they don't listen. They just keep doing it. I hate them. They've been here at 8 AM on the dot for weeks, drilling drilling drilling....waking us up every day...waking up Sidney every day....AAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 10:17:52 PST 1997
Hey Queenie. I wonder what I do that bugs him so much.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 10:14:08 PST 1997
hey queenie! good to hear from you. i think the 2 anons should duel 'til the death... if it's only one anon, then this solution is especially useful.


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Tue Nov 18 10:12:53 PST 1997
It's my archive and I'll bitch if I want to?


FROM: CW
DATE: Tue Nov 18 10:12:19 PST 1997
It's my archive. No Voltaics allowed. p--s p--s p--s.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 10:11:58 PST 1997
see ya later, sleepy! (why does wax always get the wrath of satan??? don't i deserve a little wrath? damn, what a ripoff...) yeah, sleepy, those pics better come out!!


FROM: Queenie
DATE: Tue Nov 18 10:11:49 PST 1997
I'm listening to the first Cake album that I finally just got and enjoying it thoroughly....


FROM: CW
DATE: Tue Nov 18 10:11:28 PST 1997
Tropical Flesh Mandalla (sp?)