FROM: Queenie
DATE: Tue Nov 18 10:11:07 PST 1997
Both Anons should participate in a Robyn trivia contest to determine who is the biggest Robyn H. fan and then the other can be banished, since one of the anons clearly believes that the other is a dolt because he's not as big a Robyn fan.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 10:08:00 PST 1997
Bye everyone. It's been an entertaining day. A domani... "When I got the pictures back, none of them came out" (they'd better..)
FROM: Wrath of Satan -- the Cosmic Shotgun
DATE: Tue Nov 18 10:07:56 PST 1997
Yes, dear pathetic archive reader: I am in every one of them. And no, I wasn't always a meanie. Something about Chewy's faggy territorial panty-wad bitchiness f--king p--ses me off. And again, other anon with the high heels and the broken sphincter, you don't anger me nearly as much as CW, unless you are him....
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 10:07:06 PST 1997
Hey Myk. I got an e-mail I got an e-mail.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 10:05:42 PST 1997
yeah, wax... between the 2 of us, we're 200% certain of it, aren't we!? silly voltaic and his controlled substances.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Nov 18 10:04:58 PST 1997
aren't, that is....
FROM:
DATE: Tue Nov 18 10:04:47 PST 1997
That would be correct. There "is" only one of me. And some others who wish they were me. And then there's you, who isn't anybody.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 10:04:01 PST 1997
hey sleepy: where's MY email?? sulk sulk sulk... heh heh.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Nov 18 10:03:58 PST 1997
there 'in' only one of me?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 10:02:42 PST 1997
Now I'm 100% positive there in only one of you.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 10:01:36 PST 1997
hey griff... thanks for the report! (we had no news on the sat. show, so now we do!) robyn on drums! yeah baby yeah!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 09:59:31 PST 1997
Thanks for that griffith. I'm very envious.
FROM: Raphael Tiphareth
DATE: Tue Nov 18 09:58:59 PST 1997
[pu?] chewing wax, my little stinkweed, I consider your lumping of me with this total loser who doesn't know one end of a Robyn song from the other to be a PERSONAL attack. If you had the balls you'd find the source of this message and see that Mr. Dopey's comes from somewhere else. And Mr. Dopey's wannabe from a third place. Since the very first archive I have offered information and asked for information about Robyn. I have described shows I've been to, the times I've met the man, rare songs, etc. I was polite with you and Myk until you became possessive of the territory and p--sed all over it like a chihuahua marking his matted rug... In the process I took some aggression out on all of you (this is all chronicled in my forthcoming book, by the way, which will be hawked by none other than Oprah). You're grinning now because you've finally gotten my attention again after a few weeks. Isn't it nice to have someone's attention? Almost as good as having friends; but you wouldn't know about that, would you? And the best part is, the other anon. is fuming now because you have been the target and not it. Tah tah! (Sleepy, I think you're cool. Really.)
FROM: griffith
DATE: Tue Nov 18 09:54:40 PST 1997
The show at Largo on Sat--day was great - some new songs and some old favourites (including a few from 'Eye'). The encore was wild - cover tunes & improvisations. One of the many highlights was Robyn's attempt at playing drums.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 09:51:44 PST 1997
Hey Sleepy I got it and sent one back.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Nov 18 09:46:03 PST 1997
Sweet ghost of light, when you appear
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 09:41:36 PST 1997
CW - I've e:mailed you.
FROM: The Lizard
DATE: Tue Nov 18 09:41:33 PST 1997
The killer awoke befor dawn, he pu his boots on, he took a face from the ancient gallery and he walked on down the hall, he went to the room where his brother was and then he, he went to the room where his sister was and then he, he walked on down the hall, and he came to a door, and he went inside, he fumbled for a lightswitch, he was in the broom closet, he went through another door, 'Father' ,'yes son', " I want to kill you" "well okay, I am your father" mother, I want to......
FROM: dull stupid boring one of the two.
DATE: Tue Nov 18 09:41:20 PST 1997
forg?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 09:40:48 PST 1997
Hey Voltweed!
FROM: Voltweed
DATE: Tue Nov 18 09:36:59 PST 1997
I'm back.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 09:34:40 PST 1997
Aw, you flatter us CW. Thanks though.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 09:30:09 PST 1997
I forg to say that their darkness is absolutely no match for your wonderful brilliance Sleepy (and Cushca).
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 09:27:40 PST 1997
I'm back. No. Saddly not the record store, just the corner food market for some lunch. I've decided it's still only one anon poster. Voltaic is just pretending to be really really stupid.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 09:20:42 PST 1997
You know it's not CW, nor me, nor Myk. Stop it!
FROM: plain ole'Dinkweed
DATE: Tue Nov 18 09:19:50 PST 1997
I can hum it.And I can hum And I can hum And I can hum And I can humAnd I can hum And I am humAn I can hum.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 09:18:07 PST 1997
OK, so we've got 'Satan' (whoops, almost called you Stan then - not half as threatening I'm sure you'll agree!), 'plain 'ole stupid', uh, and a cast of thousands. Cushca and I are radiating light and happiness over the board, but it may not be enough...
FROM:
DATE: Tue Nov 18 09:16:25 PST 1997
Ther are 3 anon. posters CW,Satan and me.
FROM: plain ole' stupid
DATE: Tue Nov 18 09:15:07 PST 1997
Thanks for the review yesterday WLA, my excitenent builds daily to see "THE MAN" live for the first time.
FROM: Joe
DATE: Tue Nov 18 09:15:06 PST 1997
Myk - you should definitely pick up a new EYE. The demo of Raining Twilight Coast has additional backing vocals during the "Just one thing baby you forgot my heart" bit.
"Linctus House" is deservedly on the new best of. Perfect on a first take. What a song! And I can hum it for you if you like...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 09:08:19 PST 1997
CW - I'm the first one who gets to read all the guff in the morning. Are you going to the record store?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 09:05:27 PST 1997
Aargh! That song again. Why can't I remember how it goes? Think, think.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 09:04:15 PST 1997
I wish I could just sigh and shake my head like you Sleepy. Oh well. These are personal attacks. I've got to go to the store.
FROM: Joe
DATE: Tue Nov 18 09:04:00 PST 1997
Anyone know whats on the new album? I saw Nick Drake, I hope. Thats an absolutely lovely song. He and Tim Keegan wrote that on the barge ride last summer. Wow! to be on a trip with Robyn.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 09:02:21 PST 1997
Goodness. Are you having a spastic attack or a conniption? You know, if I wasn't on record saying there was only one anon poster, I'd have to say you were the dull stupid boring one of the two.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 09:00:40 PST 1997
Bye Myk. Bye m. Sigh.
FROM: m
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:54:42 PST 1997
...see?...bye all...
FROM:
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:52:45 PST 1997
And now I know you're the other poster; 'you hands.' What a f--t sniffing little jerk.
FROM: m
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:52:43 PST 1997
just a guess mr.Wax,but I think someones ludes are kicking in...
FROM: Satan (just kidding, not!)
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:51:58 PST 1997
Chewing Wax: You can't take a joke and then you threaten a blood bath. Come on, p---y, let's see your best shot.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:51:30 PST 1997
See yah Myk.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:51:02 PST 1997
Maalox for that, m
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:50:46 PST 1997
Who ever is posting under my name stop it right now. You don't want a blood bath on you hands.
FROM: m
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:50:00 PST 1997
Aye Sleepy,it's the skirl o' the pipes or something...
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:49:46 PST 1997
a bit TOO descriptive, cushca... now i won't be able to concentrate at work! heh heh. i gotta go work 'n stuff, so i'll be going now. adios to our british pals. don't forget that pic!
FROM: CW (just kidding! Loosen up, dopey)
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:49:13 PST 1997
Oink!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:48:36 PST 1997
You see? All men aren't pigs.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:47:43 PST 1997
My Scottish friend loved Runrig with a passion.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:47:38 PST 1997
Mmmm. Lower thigh.
FROM: Panting in Pokipsee
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:47:32 PST 1997
ARF ARF!
FROM: Kate Bushka
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:46:29 PST 1997
Does cushca ever wear a babushka?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:45:58 PST 1997
Hello there boys. This is a one-off posting from me, I'm afraid. I'll leave all the intelligent banter to Sleepy. For your information, A-line means that my most desirable black skirt fits nice and snugly on my child bearing hips and flares out slightly near the lower thigh to give room for a bit of movement.
Descriptive enough for you???
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:44:42 PST 1997
Hey mooch. Nope, never heard of them.
FROM: m
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:43:36 PST 1997
Hi, back again for a minute..does anyone know of RUNRIG?..scottish/ celtic..electric folk band, etc..(not your standard.."bra-brekt-moonlik-nik" stuff..I'm a big fan..)I have "heartland" on order from Edinburgh(home of yet anouther branch of my family)..later
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:41:09 PST 1997
heh heh heh mr wax... i was thinking the same thing... what does "A-line" mean, sleepy?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:37:58 PST 1997
Mmmm. Blue stripe.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:36:24 PST 1997
Ooo, you boys are so shallow. Tee hee.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:32:49 PST 1997
my heart races. my mind races. giggle, yet again.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:31:22 PST 1997
Well, then, let's see... She has a lovely short, but stylish, black A-line skirt and a short-sleeved tight black jumper with a blue stripe across it. Hmm. Delicious.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:30:54 PST 1997
You slipped in there Myk. My pleasure. It was an inspired jump to the Rhino site. I was looking at back of You and Oblivion and just guessed the URL would be there.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:29:16 PST 1997
Yes. I echo that desire.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:28:43 PST 1997
by the way, mr wax, thanks for the heads-up on the reissue of Eye. what would we do without you?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:27:46 PST 1997
i think the most important question we must answer today is quite clear: what is cushca wearing today? uh oh, i'm giggling again...
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:25:18 PST 1997
this Rhino reissue of (twin tone's) "eye" is way cool. i'm such a big fan of "raining twilight coast", that i may need to get this just for the demo of that song tacked on the end! voltaic is never limited by the simple constraints of time! he may appear here at any time! heh heh.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:23:34 PST 1997
I can't deny it because you accused me of denying it too quickly or something, so I won't bother. I said RERELEASED by Rhino you idiot. I have the Twin Tone copy. Here's a clue though dim wit, I'm usually at home by 3:30 and I don't have a computer at home. Add three hours to the time your clock says and figure it out.
FROM: S
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:21:15 PST 1997
Sleepy, I'd love to take "Satan isn't all bad" out of context! Julian Cope is an avatar. Nuff said.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:20:27 PST 1997
You just gave yourself up, Chewing Wax: I knew it was you. Hey everybody, meet the other anon: Chewing Wax.
FROM: Vee
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:19:47 PST 1997
TWIN TONE, Chewing Wax. Twin Tone.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:19:37 PST 1997
Satan likes Julian Cope. He cannot be all bad.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:19:28 PST 1997
rattle rattle. Admit it. It's all one huge pitiful psychotic episode.
FROM: Satan's blue collar, sort of (he wears a denim shirt)
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:18:53 PST 1997
There is a lot of venom in Eye, as well. And that's not just me talking. I have some press materials from that era, and the reviews and commentary point out a streak of very distinct anger in Eye. Well, today I actually have to get some work done, so bye.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:17:50 PST 1997
Damn Rhino and their bonus tracks. Voltaic, is that you? My you are up early.
FROM: Satan
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:15:52 PST 1997
Chewing Wax is wrong again. There's another evil spirit here. I have tried and tried to be good, but it taunts and teases me and is so ridiculous lacking in Robyn-relateds I can't help it. Somebody posting here this morning knows who "it" is. It clearly thinks he is not me, huh?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:12:55 PST 1997
heh heh you two. my, she must have enjoyed that wine. as for positive songs, i enjoy "satellite" off of "eye", because of its intensity. i'm not sure if that's 'positive', but i dig it.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:12:47 PST 1997
Eye was released originally on Twin-Tone.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:11:25 PST 1997
Ooer, the sky's gone mauve.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:04:23 PST 1997
The wine! Ha, ha.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 08:03:35 PST 1997
Which, the wine or your date?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 07:58:49 PST 1997
I had red wine last night. It was Italian and gorgeous.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 07:56:18 PST 1997
Yes. I think I read it arrives in stores Thursday. Right now the thought of red wine is making me quite queezy.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 07:54:39 PST 1997
CW - is this your beaujolais nouveau party?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 07:44:43 PST 1997
Freaking Decoy still has my BSDR. He's coming over this weekend for the party. He'd better bring it. Where the heck is he any how?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 07:42:36 PST 1997
Quick answer might be Acid Birds. I jump up and down with the dog while listening to it. Airscape is still my favorite, but it has never inspired me to start bouncing for no apparent reason.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 07:40:34 PST 1997
That's a really good question. I have to think about it. I didn't realize Eye had been rereleased by Rhino. They have a wonderful web site. www.rhino.com. A 1990 release of 18 stunning solo sides, plus
three bonus tracks, inspired by love. Considered
by Hitchc--k to be "probably one of the most vital
things I've done"!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 07:36:10 PST 1997
In contrast and to stop myself becoming maudlin, which RH track has the most positive effect on you?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 07:30:44 PST 1997
you think 'eye' is sad, sleepy? it never makes me sad, though i turn introspective when i hear it. i find it somewhat melancholy at times, but i think it's more of a meditation, rather than a lament. difficult to say.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 07:28:31 PST 1997
My parents are easily the worst drivers in the world. How they have survived so long is a mystery to me. Knock on wood.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 07:28:01 PST 1997
Glass Hotel is the song to blame, I think.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 07:27:18 PST 1997
actually, the worst drivers i encounter are the rich caucasian people that live near me. (i'm not rich, but i live in a well-off area of the suburbs). one would think that one would drive well if one's car was quite pricey, but one would be wrong to think this!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 07:26:51 PST 1997
Yes. I honestly don't listen to it much. I find it difficult.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 07:25:28 PST 1997
Is it just me, or is 'Eye' crushingly sad?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 07:19:19 PST 1997
Someone said it to me the other day while driving through the University grounds. I've got Victorian Squid playing right now. You and Oblivion is still hanging around the office, so why not?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 07:17:14 PST 1997
I would recommend that no-one say it.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 07:15:15 PST 1997
Is it horribly racist and politically incorrect to say that Asians are horrible drivers. Not that I would ever say it.
FROM: m
DATE: Tue Nov 18 07:12:24 PST 1997
Now I'm off to battle road sharks..our highways are also heating up..but not from "EL NINO"..heh..see you all later..
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 07:12:15 PST 1997
And the fierce man eating fish will appear in the northen seas.
FROM: m
DATE: Tue Nov 18 07:08:18 PST 1997
Hi Sleepy, The weather's nice(but it's still dark..)Seattle has a storm warning!!..they've been getting wierd weather lately.."EL NINO"..I guess.WE have had beautiful sunny days..but we have sharks in our water now because of the warming of the ocean..Oh dear..
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 07:08:11 PST 1997
I realized your web page was probably lost right after I launched that posting. Sorry. Didn't mean to pour salt in the wound so to speak. Yes, Satan is clearly babbling to himself and it's getting worse. He never did give an adequate reason for missing all those Robyn shows.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 07:07:03 PST 1997
no flames, mooch, just a misunderstanding with the ISP. apparently they prefer to be paid for their services. i thought they were just being nice. they said they were done being nice. i understand.
FROM: m
DATE: Tue Nov 18 07:02:47 PST 1997
What happened Myk,Did you have a fight with your server??or...get flamed?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 07:02:43 PST 1997
Hi mooch. How you doing today? How's the weather in Vancouver? CW - I'll listen to Dark Side of the Moon tomorrow. My printer is fixed. A two minute phone call - that's all it took. They could have talked to me two hours earlier.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 07:02:12 PST 1997
i love the image of a pepto tanker, mr wax. i'll be imagining one all day. especially if my heartburn flares up today.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 07:00:45 PST 1997
well, um, it wasn't just my email i lost yesterday. my webpage is history too, though i can host from my home pc with no sweat. yeah! that's what i'll do... i'll post the pics and leave the home pc up, and you guys can giggle at the silly webpage.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 06:57:26 PST 1997
Hey mooch. I've decided a Pepto Bismal tanker ruptured trying to squeeze through these narrow city streets. It coats and soothes.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Nov 18 06:55:08 PST 1997
Sie haben einige Druckfehlern gemacht! Es ist alles nur Spass.
FROM: m
DATE: Tue Nov 18 06:52:54 PST 1997
good morning,all. Mr.wax,it sounds like a bad accident at that pink intersection...So, the west coast gets satan do we?...great..I can't even post during the day anymore..it's too disturbing..He crabs at himself constantly..oh well,it keeps him off the streets...hi Myk, Sleepy,MTS,Alt....
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 06:51:24 PST 1997
Well. Maybe just a lttle alcohol, but that doesn't usually give me such a head ache. I suspect caffein deprevation. That's easily fixed.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 06:49:42 PST 1997
Hi alternity. Didn't mean to ignore you. Get them pictures up on the web page son. Sleepy is banging away on her printer. I'm tellig you, it works every time. That pink stripe is very very weird. If it were the color of blood I'd be very concerned. Hey Sleepy, have you listened to The Dark Side of The Moon yet?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 06:48:29 PST 1997
Myk - Cushca says you're such a tease. CW - pink stripe? Headache from alcohol or unspecified?
FROM:
DATE: Tue Nov 18 06:46:52 PST 1997
Gutten abend miene Damen und Herren. Willkommen in Koerningsburg. Wollen Sie dansen mit mir order trinken beire? Thank you but. This young lady and I will just finish this bottle of wine. It was kind of you but, I think we'll just say goodnight. LEAVE US ALONE!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 06:46:08 PST 1997
good morning alternity! mr wax: that's an odd thing to have in the middle of the street. as for the pictures, they turned out great! woohoo! no pics of me are in this one, just folks i was with... after all, i know what i look like!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 06:42:55 PST 1997
Ah. The Sun is shining throught the bare branches of a tree across the street. It's so pretty. here's a puzzler. Why is there a moist pink stripe in the middle of the street going all the way to the intersection?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 06:41:06 PST 1997
Why won't my head ache go away?
FROM: alternity
<alternity@microvote.com>
DATE: Tue Nov 18 06:34:54 PST 1997
"something really deep and interesting" I just said something really deep and interesting
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 06:27:11 PST 1997
yeah, sleepy, i got 'em back. because i'm an idiot, i left them in my car, and so i must go out in the cold (by DC standards, not buffalo) to retrieve them. in fact, i'll go get 'em now.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 06:25:25 PST 1997
I see that Time Out have churned out the usual Robyn billing for the show on Thursday, ie eccentric, loved by REM, etc. How uninspiring.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 06:12:26 PST 1997
Yes. They have taken my highlighters away.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 06:11:52 PST 1997
I get the pictures back of Cushca and others tonight. Hee hee. Myk - did you get your Germany pics?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 06:10:28 PST 1997
giggle... giggle... oops.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 06:09:42 PST 1997
printing is so passe`! on the other hand, the company gets mad when i use my highlighter pen on the computer monitor.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 06:09:29 PST 1997
I noticed that. At least you are a girl. Mention Cushca and Myk starts giggling like a Catholic school girl.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 06:07:26 PST 1997
It's all part of the master plan.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 06:07:18 PST 1997
Urgh. I sound really girly in my penultimate posting.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 06:03:47 PST 1997
Why won't they fix my printer? Why? Why? Why?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 05:58:03 PST 1997
Hi Myk. A Far Side exhibition. What fun! Gary Larson is from Seattle - yet one more reason to go there.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 05:54:40 PST 1997
did i ever tell you about the art exhibit in DC i went to that was all Far Side cartoons? walking around a museum with oversized FS pics on the walls is a truly surreal experience.
FROM: CW
DATE: Tue Nov 18 05:54:26 PST 1997
Hello Myk. Yes, the Skins loss was heart breaking. Your head coach sucks. So, you and I have written some wonderfully disturbing prose lately. I think yours is better than mine. At least we're lucky he lives on the west coast
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 05:51:07 PST 1997
Homer Simpson finds an old Far Side Calander and just keeps leafing through the days saying, "I don't get it, I don't get it, I don't get it...." I had a room mate in college who could not understand them.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 05:47:02 PST 1997
it's funny you should mention that, sleepy. i just read that one. and i laughed, like i always do. by the way: good morning! mr wax: sorry 'bout da bills. my 'skins clutched defeat from the jaws of victory sunday, so i can empathize. of course, i need not point out that the graphic posting attributed to me was not me. i think the anonymous one is truly losing it. and yes, mr wax, it is a lone gunman, as you pointed out. what a loon.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 05:37:14 PST 1997
The hunter says 'Dang'. Should have told you that bit. Sorry.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 05:35:36 PST 1997
I don't get it.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 05:32:29 PST 1997
My Far Side calendar has a hunter pointing a gun at a deer wearing a 'Reserved' sign today.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 05:28:30 PST 1997
No. They don't tell you that little trick in the manual. Yesterday marked the beginning of shotgun deer season here in New York State. I eagerly await news of the first hunter casualty. Usually it only takes a few hours but I haven't heard anything yet.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 05:20:25 PST 1997
MTS - what's wrong with you? Flu?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 05:18:18 PST 1997
Now they didn't mention that in the manual...
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 05:15:31 PST 1997
There were two doughnut holes left by the coffee maker. Eating them made me feel much better. There was even coffee waiting. Things are looking up. Maybe your printer will start working. Have you tried rapping it with a hammer?
FROM: cw
DATE: Tue Nov 18 05:13:20 PST 1997
misery loves company.
FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Tue Nov 18 05:04:48 PST 1997
Hi Sleepy. I can't get pleasure knowing you're suffering too but hey! If you can't do work maybe thats a good thing???
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 05:04:45 PST 1997
Some consolation I suppose. Sorry your not feeling well MTS. I'll be right as rain in a moment or two. Yes, unfortunate loss. We could have won with a better quarterback. That's the rub. Just doesn't bode well for the future. But enough chit chat away from the topic at hand. I must make the coffee now.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 04:57:41 PST 1997
If it's any consolation, my printer doesn't work and I can't get any work done.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Nov 18 04:56:27 PST 1997
Good morning all. Bills lose CW? Commisserations to you and sick MTS.
FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Tue Nov 18 04:48:55 PST 1997
Misery is my middle name, although why I spell it with a T is beyond me. The morning may not be good but was the night? I'm just guessing here....
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Nov 18 04:43:51 PST 1997
Morning. I would say "good" but it isn't. Not one little bit. Maybe once the asperins and coffee do their job. I'm not holding out much hope. Ohhhhhh. Misery. Misery. Misery.
FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Tue Nov 18 04:41:29 PST 1997
Hmmmmmm. Pretty quiet today. I don't know why but I couldn't contact the web site over the past few days. Anyone else have those problems. Can I also have lots of sympathy because I'm ill.
FROM: plain ole' stupid
DATE: Mon Nov 17 20:09:56 PST 1997
"WOW""WOW""WOW" the old Voltaic, Squelchy,Satan, has returned.Probably only temp. though.r0b go slice your throat and put your parents out of their misery!
FROM: plain ole' stupid
DATE: Mon Nov 17 20:00:12 PST 1997
Bukowski RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 17 19:57:51 PST 1997
She's spread out on the bed, blood and sperm beginning to pool between her legs on the filthy, uncovered mattress. I sit across the room on a old wooden chair naked stairing at her. As I exhale the poison from my lungs mixes with the scent of decaying flesh, to create a putrid stench. She's limp, trying to lift her head with no success,apparently satisfied with her weakened state . She tells me I'm not finished, flipping my still lit cigarette into a puddle of alcohol I stand. Looking down in her emotionless eyes I feel pity, crawling on top of her lightly kissing her cheek, then licking her leathery skin I shove myself back deep into her.
FROM: H.P.B.
DATE: Mon Nov 17 19:27:45 PST 1997
RudolF S. - You stole all the good bits from ME - ADMIT it.
FROM: plain ole' stupid
DATE: Mon Nov 17 19:18:09 PST 1997
Sad,pathetic,meaningless life uh-oh he's onto me.
FROM: Collective minds of the world
DATE: Mon Nov 17 19:09:37 PST 1997
hooded you speak for all of us! anon.=ahole
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Nov 17 18:42:25 PST 1997
Thanks, rOb. I would LOVE to see a Tom Waits doc-mentary. I think. Would he be just a regular Joe, or would it be like spending the day with Charles Bukowski.
I finally saw Down By Law recently. Oops. Turning this into a Tom Waits chat room.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 17:55:04 PST 1997
Myk, thanks for the bulletin. More news soon?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 17 17:25:26 PST 1997
rob and hooded: i understand how you feel. the anonymous voice(s) have blown over 4 hours of his... er, their lives posting foolishness.
FROM: weevel bees burrowed
DATE: Mon Nov 17 17:03:07 PST 1997
Thanks for the
Tom Waits info. Does he do Robyn songs too? crappy O'Rattle.
FROM: 1/2 full Headless Chicken
DATE: Mon Nov 17 16:55:43 PST 1997
rOb, no offense (really!) but everything I ever say is at least only 1/2 full of s.hit. Its a shame that.sit back and laugh I can see you, you know-sit back.I can laugh rOb, no offense (really!) laugh.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 16:54:16 PST 1997
Sorry, gotta go. My wife, Morgan Fairchild -- who I have seen naked -- has come to pick me up.
FROM: Satan
DATE: Mon Nov 17 16:42:34 PST 1997
The audition was fantastic. I didn't like the resume though: crappy. Rattle Rattle!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 16:41:46 PST 1997
Re: Satan's Butt Rag: How did you get that job? No never mind don't answer.
FROM: Herculesson
DATE: Mon Nov 17 16:40:51 PST 1997
I know not these Brain Weevels! Are they like The Travelling Beerbellies?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 16:39:29 PST 1997
Doh! That's POST, not pose, although he does a mean pose too.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 16:38:51 PST 1997
hooded would never have that many typos in one pose. Rattle rattle!
FROM: hooded
DATE: Mon Nov 17 16:32:59 PST 1997
sorry, the last archive is only 1/2 full of your s.hit. Its a shame that the brain weevels have burrowed so far past the grey matter into the depths of your brain so as to route out all of your grasp on reality. I can see you, you know- typing words into the only light of your dim existance. Go ahead, type your fingers down to bloody, knobby stumps. The rest of us will sit back and laugh at your sad, pathetic, meaningless life.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 16:18:19 PST 1997
hooded, you have a great way with words. Where is my archive?
FROM: Satans Butt Rag
DATE: Mon Nov 17 16:17:30 PST 1997
rOb, no offense (really!) but everything I ever say is at least semi-important too. Thanks for the Tom Waits info. Does he do Robyn songs too?
FROM: hooded
DATE: Mon Nov 17 16:13:13 PST 1997
rOb, not all night posters are the sick, deranged whackos you see tonight (I think they've got their own archive) Did you figure out that chat thing? Maybe we could get a chat togeather? Just got my RH tape trades back, "Jewels for Sophea" is an amazing tune.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Nov 17 16:05:32 PST 1997
It figures that when I have something semi-important to say, I'd do something really stupid...like post twice. D'OH!
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Nov 17 16:04:23 PST 1997
Why do I have to always get stuck on the board at night when there are only anonymous posters who just write sad, pathetic things? Why can't I be a day poster? That's where all the fun is. Oh, well.....such is life.
Queenie.....I posted the URL of a Tom Waits page a few archives back. There was some info about a new album and possibly a doc-mentary. Ta.....
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Nov 17 16:04:22 PST 1997
Why do I have to always get stuck on the board at night when there are only anonymous posters who just write sad, pathetic things? Why can't I be a day poster? That's where all the fun is. Oh, well.....such is life.
Queenie.....I posted the URL of a Tom Waits page a few archives back. There was some info about a new album and possibly a doc-mentary. Ta.....
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 15:22:07 PST 1997
Thanks!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 15:15:45 PST 1997
you are a very funny chimp.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 15:12:24 PST 1997
Satan: 10; 2nd Anon.: 0
FROM: Headless Chicken
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:58:52 PST 1997
Oh perfect master....
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:57:54 PST 1997
Pass the gravy, butterball. Pass it now.
FROM: thy name, Dinkweed.
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:57:32 PST 1997
cheeky,cheeky,oh naughty sneaky.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:53:53 PST 1997
pos: lick me.
FROM: Allan
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:53:04 PST 1997
Goodnight. I love you too.
FROM: plain ole' stupid
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:52:54 PST 1997
Oh great Satan,I am but imicile, a moron, a benign piece of flesh. I exist in anticipitation of your most wonderful words. PLEASE PLEASE bestow upon me your divine all knowing understanding.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:51:32 PST 1997
Bye.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:51:11 PST 1997
Woa, sorry: comma, the, etc...
FROM: Not feeling well
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:50:43 PST 1997
good night ----n. - ---- ---!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:50:41 PST 1997
Dr. Joyce Poobah: There is also a tendency for the tweaker to put the word following a comman right after then comma. Example: He said, "Hello,Satan,can I wash your scrotum?"
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:48:34 PST 1997
Milton was really great. I saw his television show once, a long time ago. I didn't know he was god. Cool.
FROM: Milton free willybee
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:43:57 PST 1997
O thou that with surpassing glory crowned Dinkweed
Look'st from thy sole dominion like the god
Of this new world--at whose sight all the stars
Hide their diminished heads--to thee I call, Dinkweed.
But with no friendly voice, and add thy name, Dinkweed.
O sun, to tell thee how I hate thy beams . . .
FROM: plain ole' stupid
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:37:55 PST 1997
And besides I'm trying to write a report.
FROM: Yawn.
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:37:38 PST 1997
Milton, through Satan's soliloquies in Book 4, shows that Satan's idea of free will is a
facade, and God carefully manipulates him to fulfill his plan of Adam and Eve's fall. While
speaking, Satan inadvertently places doubts in the reader's mind that his will is free. Satan
proves through his actions that God created him to act in a very narrow range, even though he
himself does not realize this.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:37:19 PST 1997
Dear Joyce expert, due to your linguistic superiority, I'd like to ask you: What mechanism is our 3rd minded twit using to determine when to use a capital letter and when not to use a capital letter at the beginning of a sentence?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:35:39 PST 1997
I'm not a willybee wannabee,I could never live up to his foolish state of mind.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:34:42 PST 1997
See 'above' for reference?
FROM: plain ole' Dinkweed scrotum
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:31:47 PST 1997
I'm peeing myself . my new name is Dinkweed(see above for reference). Willybee wannabee is even worse. I'm peeing myself .
FROM: plain ole' stupid
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:30:19 PST 1997
He said the words that I'll never forget."My you are quite dim aren't you?" I'll never clean up that mess.aaaahhhhh!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:24:17 PST 1997
I bet it was. Then what happened?
FROM: plain ole' stupid
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:21:51 PST 1997
I seen him yesterday as I was waking up from my binge.There he was hovering above my pool vomit.The scene was just breathtaking.
FROM: plain ole' stupid
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:15:08 PST 1997
Thank you!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:15:06 PST 1997
when was the last time you saw...him?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:14:42 PST 1997
when was the last time you say...him?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:14:01 PST 1997
Don't play with it, take the whole damn bait!!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:13:29 PST 1997
Okay then. There are two of you, or three of us, depending on your/our perspective. One of you is very beautiful.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:12:47 PST 1997
thyself? You said thyself? thyself?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:11:48 PST 1997
More conversations with thyself? At least you're never lonely.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:11:30 PST 1997
really going now. Don't beg me to stay. It's demeaning.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:10:38 PST 1997
You are so fast. Now you're criticizing your own typos. Don't be so hard on yourself. Relax. You've lost your cool. You really are beautiful.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:09:17 PST 1997
More typos again. Really little d--k, you must be more clever.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:08:49 PST 1997
In the airport in Houston. You were the one wearing the tturtle nieck sweater even though it must have been a hundred degrees out. I thought, What? does she have burns?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:07:51 PST 1997
no we haven't
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:07:23 PST 1997
me thinks he admits too quickly.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:07:18 PST 1997
We've met.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:05:43 PST 1997
Hey funny boy. You're right. That's who I am. Good guess!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:04:45 PST 1997
No! You're the donut, not the hole.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:04:02 PST 1997
I'm peeing myself you are so funny. I haven't laughed this hard since I saw Life of Brian the other night. Please don't go. You are so very very funny. Please please please.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:03:49 PST 1997
I actually have a pretty good idea who you are. Remember when I guessed a few archives back?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:02:56 PST 1997
No really, please don't go. Please. You are so funny.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:01:45 PST 1997
AS*HOLE has left the building!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 14:01:22 PST 1997
Right.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 13:59:52 PST 1997
but I'm leaving now. You are extremely tedious and boring today. Willybee is even worse.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 13:57:45 PST 1997
I am clearly not exactly who you think I am. I never said I was leaving. I think you have noted the difference in
quality.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 13:56:44 PST 1997
I'm sorry. I guess it's like pointing out that dinky little penis you have ....ooops! Sorry. I take that back!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 13:54:42 PST 1997
you cut right through my soul when you pick on my typing. I have to go ome now and cry.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 13:53:06 PST 1997
Don't go, I was having so much fun. Rattle rattle!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 13:53:02 PST 1997
You will fail.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 13:52:23 PST 1997
You're typing so fast, there are three or four typo-ridden postings of yours to every typo-ridden posting of mine. Clever you! What a mind.
FROM: plain ole' stupid
DATE: Mon Nov 17 13:51:54 PST 1997
I'm off, I have a paper to write.Yes even the dumbest of the dumb desire to finish school.hugs and *kiss**kiss*.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 13:51:00 PST 1997
I'll admit it. The peanut butter jar was a particularly memorable image.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 13:50:32 PST 1997
I would never have been a hippie. Even when it was hip. I'd rather be you: a wealthy god with time to burn. Alas, instead I have become Satan, and here I am, taunting you.
FROM: plain ole' stupid
DATE: Mon Nov 17 13:49:28 PST 1997
you're right absolutely right, I live to read you postings.thank you very much for being the BRILLIANT person that you are.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 13:49:25 PST 1997
I won't touch it. That's my promise to you. (notice the passive voice)(notice the passive voice)(notice the passive voice)(notice the passive voice)(notice the passive voice)(notice the passive voice)(notice the passive voice)(notice the passive voice)
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 13:48:57 PST 1997
And, again I am flattered. You actually download those historical treasures and scan through them? I on the other hand don't have the time.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 13:47:12 PST 1997
Here's a clue foreskin nose. Your postings are saved on the board.
FROM: plain ole' stupid
DATE: Mon Nov 17 13:46:33 PST 1997
I will no longer post os a anon. my new name is(see above for reference).
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 13:45:23 PST 1997
You monosylabic sphincter licking hyperventilating freak out hippie wannabee. Your hobby is reading my brilliant postings.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 13:45:09 PST 1997
It's flattering how much of what I've said is remembered by you (notice the passive voice). I, on the other hand, can't recall what you said two minutes ago. Something positively Joycean, I would imagine, something poetic, about scrotums and uh, well, I forget.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 13:45:07 PST 1997
Shouldn't you be working or twirling on your thumb? Something other than nothing?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 13:43:31 PST 1997
I love the way this always ends up with competely anonymous postings.
FROM: Plain ole' stupid.
DATE: Mon Nov 17 13:43:11 PST 1997
duh'
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 13:42:23 PST 1997
I'll share my peanut butter jar with you if you do a really good squelchy. I won't over do the vaseline. I know you like it rough.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 13:41:45 PST 1997
You REALLY, REALLY need a hobby.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 13:39:47 PST 1997
Rattle rattle rattle. The gesture that keeps on giving. Say some more. You're REALLY funny today.
FROM: Satanbee oops
DATE: Mon Nov 17 13:38:42 PST 1997
Oh scrotum sucking one. Could I have underestimated you? No. You just got lucky.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 13:37:17 PST 1997
Right.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 13:32:11 PST 1997
The Emperor of Ice Cream. Quick you pretentious jism face. Who wrote it. And once and for all, tell me who Buck Mulligan is.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 13:31:31 PST 1997
minor
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 13:30:46 PST 1997
Toccata and Fugue in D minjor coool!
FROM: Satan
DATE: Mon Nov 17 13:30:02 PST 1997
I've got to go. Even Satan has to work you know. What do you say. One last volley? Try to say something clever. You really have been awful today.
FROM: Plain ole' STUPID!!
DATE: Mon Nov 17 13:29:54 PST 1997
"DUH"
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 17 13:27:32 PST 1997
beat ya!!
FROM: a bit slow and dim
DATE: Mon Nov 17 13:26:54 PST 1997
This is very very boring. You aren't even trying. Yawn.