FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 14:56:41 PST 1997
father, yes son,what does the word regret mean?well son,the funny thing about is,its better to regret something you have done than haven't,and if you see your mother this weekend tell her Satan..Satan..Satan


FROM: V
DATE: Fri Nov 14 14:52:55 PST 1997
r0b between you and me I'm a little off


FROM: V
DATE: Fri Nov 14 14:52:50 PST 1997
r0b between you and me I'm a little off


FROM: V
DATE: Fri Nov 14 14:52:44 PST 1997
r0b between you and me I'm a little off


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 14:52:41 PST 1997
Are they rationing apostrophes in the asylum, dopey?


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 14:52:10 PST 1997
You're really not over her are you, rOb. testicles and obsessions, is that the name of your album?


FROM: V
DATE: Fri Nov 14 14:51:53 PST 1997
I'm a little off


FROM: V
DATE: Fri Nov 14 14:51:48 PST 1997
I'm a little off


FROM: V
DATE: Fri Nov 14 14:51:38 PST 1997
I'm a little off


FROM: V
DATE: Fri Nov 14 14:51:28 PST 1997
I'm a little off


FROM: V
DATE: Fri Nov 14 14:50:47 PST 1997
r0b, between you and me


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Nov 14 14:50:31 PST 1997
And although I never got her to listen to Robyn, I did turn her into a Bowie fan (he covered a Nina Simone song), and she soon discovered the joys of Devo. Ah...she used to do a little strip tease to 'Fashion', and we made love several times to "Low".


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 14:50:28 PST 1997
r0b, between you and me


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 14:50:23 PST 1997
r0b, between you and me


FROM: V
DATE: Fri Nov 14 14:49:33 PST 1997
but everyone knows that I'm a little off


FROM: V
DATE: Fri Nov 14 14:49:23 PST 1997
but everyone knows that I'm a little off


FROM: V
DATE: Fri Nov 14 14:49:14 PST 1997
but everyone knows that I'm a little off


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Nov 14 14:48:40 PST 1997
I'm sure that I really don't have to tell all you posters that the last post my "me" wasn't really me at all. I'd wager a weeks wages that the last post by "Myk Murphy" really wasn't him at all. So do I really even need to say that the post by "Claire" wasn't her? She never would show up here anyway...she never liked Robyn. She liked Nina Simone and Gentle Giant.


FROM: V
DATE: Fri Nov 14 14:48:38 PST 1997
but everyone knows that I'm a little off


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 14:41:15 PST 1997
she practices white magic on a black baby grand.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 14:40:14 PST 1997
hes been driving since 1943, never sent a postcard home, what about them bones in the orchard wall? yea hes running from the body.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 14:38:48 PST 1997
you've got the power thats why i like you


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 14:34:28 PST 1997
daisy bomb, you pop up at the funniest times. C-Girl, one of D Young's best riffs. Wax Doll does it for you? How romantic. What about The face of death?


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 14:32:21 PST 1997
Was the girl ever able to rebuild her life, my little mosquito? Or did she actually die at your s--t-stained hand?


FROM: Daisy Bomb
DATE: Fri Nov 14 14:31:30 PST 1997
But you'll never wash the damned thing out, will you? As to songs to use for seduction purposes: I'd be more intrigued by a guy who sang "Globe of Frogs" or "Wax Doll" to me than one who sang 'Beautiful Girl", but everyone knows I'm a little off. I knew a girl in high school who had an ardent suitor that tried to convince her he'd written a song for her called "Cinnamon Girl". I set her straight but perhaps I shouldn't have. Then again, she didn't like the guy anyway, so no harm done really.


FROM: Sherlock
DATE: Fri Nov 14 14:29:28 PST 1997
Watson, I believe Volty's gotten dangerously close to hitting a nerve with this madman, Dr. Dingelberry. The killer knows that V is on to him. The Joyce tirades are a perfect example: Volty mentions Joyce, and the madman begins soiling himself, tossing the mess around like an insane monkey, and killing bystanders with his s--t-stained bare hands... And the trail of excrement and p--s-stained cliff's notes leads to.... what was that? A shot! A gun! Someone's fired a gun into the audience again!


FROM: Sayeth the Devil
DATE: Fri Nov 14 14:24:43 PST 1997
You can take the retard out of the asylum, but you can't make him adopt his own anonymity.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 14:23:46 PST 1997
This, everybody, is the first truthful and plausible bit of information from The Zit with Not Name: Once wrote a poem to a girl.Cops were involved the whole scene just got ugly!


FROM: claire
DATE: Fri Nov 14 14:06:27 PST 1997
r0b,myk,just thinking about satan gives me a woody and premature ejaculation,...oh..hold on i've got a mess to clean up!


FROM: r0b
DATE: Fri Nov 14 14:04:13 PST 1997
claire,just thinking about myk gives me a woody and premature ejaculation,...oh..hold on i've got a mess to clean up!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 14:01:13 PST 1997
r0b, just thinking about claire gives me a woody and premature ejaculation,...oh ..hold on i've got a mess to clean up!


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 13:30:02 PST 1997
Once wrote a poem to a girl.Cops were involved the whole scene just got ugly!


FROM: LOTF
DATE: Fri Nov 14 13:28:04 PST 1997
The James Joyce barrage must have sent you over the edge. Change your undies and come back when you've calmed down. Hey, did you open that Claire pic in photoshop and do bad things to it before pasting it on your smudged and sticky screen?


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 13:26:20 PST 1997
Satan is hungry now. Gotta go find some Healthy Coloful Earwigs. Have Cigars Everybody? How Cute Ewe are. Harry Counts Every, where?


FROM: Satan is Paying Attention. Do something cute now.
DATE: Fri Nov 14 13:23:59 PST 1997
Nasta, did you buy the rights to Joyce or something? You have all the answers. I was thinking about reading Balzac soon. Can I, please? Oh, please let me. I hope you will let me, although I know what you probably will do is imply understanding of the work without offering any actual info and judge what I offer as being a misunderstanding. That is how you exist, isn't it, my little snot-faced dracu-lurch?


FROM: Satan
DATE: Fri Nov 14 13:14:15 PST 1997
Sorry, you little zit, for not responding to every bleet and coo you've drooled while I was gone. Although it does grant you a bit of power, I will admit that I am not beyond hate. You haven't earn it yet, though. You have only earned occasional attention. As for the Wake Group, joe, it wasn't a newsgroup. It was a collection of people who like to read the book. And yes we struggled for months on the first hundred pages. Joyce said that he wanted to write something you could study for life. Somehow, though, this board's dingleberry, the other anon., gets passionately psycho-PATHETIC at the mere mention of James Joyce....James JoyceJames JoyceJames JoyceJames JoyceJames JoyceJames JoyceJames JoyceJames JoyceJames JoyceJames JoyceJames JoyceJames JoyceJames JoyceJames JoyceJames JoyceJames JoyceJames JoyceJames JoyceJames JoyceJames JoyceJames JoyceJames JoyceJames JoyceJames JoyceJames JoyceJames Joyce Ha ha ha ha nannanananannnna nah nah!


FROM: L.
DATE: Fri Nov 14 13:04:27 PST 1997
I guess you're not here right now. I don't think you would ignore me.xoxo


FROM: L.
DATE: Fri Nov 14 13:02:45 PST 1997
I want you to hold me in your arms and never let go of me.


FROM: L.
DATE: Fri Nov 14 12:32:31 PST 1997
Satan: Don't you have anything to say to me?


FROM: Nasta
DATE: Fri Nov 14 12:18:33 PST 1997
I knew it.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Nov 14 12:16:23 PST 1997
http://www.wallofsound.com/artists/tomwaits/index.html Queenie...check this site out, it's got news about a new Waits album, and a possible doc-mentary.


FROM: Joe
DATE: Fri Nov 14 12:15:27 PST 1997
I am not me


FROM: Joe
DATE: Fri Nov 14 12:14:42 PST 1997
Finnegan's wake is 700 pages. 700 PAGES!! And you thought Molly's monologue was difficult, with like 3 periods in the final 80 pages..


FROM: Wise kung pao Man
DATE: Fri Nov 14 12:14:33 PST 1997
I'm hungry!


FROM: Nasta
DATE: Fri Nov 14 12:13:35 PST 1997
Joe, you are impressively coherent this afternoon. Rambling man was rambling. It's all a lie. And if it isn't, it is beyond pathetic. What a waste of a human life.


FROM: Joe
DATE: Fri Nov 14 12:13:06 PST 1997
You're never wash the damn thing off damnit! Jeeves! Jeeves!


FROM: Satan
DATE: Fri Nov 14 12:11:51 PST 1997
Hey Stooge boy. You can pretend to ignore me but I know you hate me.


FROM: Joe
DATE: Fri Nov 14 12:11:47 PST 1997
I understand the Finnegan's wake newsgroup is still in the early pages of the work, struggling for monthes with each paragraph no doubt! What a piece of bullocks! Ullyses breaks your balls but the Wake just wants you to go mad. Why not GO MAD? How can anyone make sense of it? Can't imagine taking a course of it at school..


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Nov 14 12:09:47 PST 1997
Ah, Nasta...you seem to think I'm upset that the mere image of Claire is on your desktop? I say thee NAY! I am over her completely.....Besides, she's alot better in bed than she is on your desktop, I'm sure.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 12:09:34 PST 1997
cool tales, rob... i've played a tune or 2 to a girl and have "accidently" omitted the author credits. it's ok... i cannot judge, because we all do what we must! ...are you absolutely sure you're over her? heh heh, i'm just teasin', rob. keep playin'.


FROM: That Clown Guy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 12:07:41 PST 1997
Now see here! I don't bite people all that often, and when I do, it's only 'cause I'm hungry!


FROM: Nasta
DATE: Fri Nov 14 12:06:54 PST 1997
All your children have been certified insane. Whisper it in her (the girl you are with for the idiots among us) and she (the girl you are with for the idiots among us) will melt in your arms and submit to your every whim, no matter how perverse. Give it a try. And rOb, She Doesn't Exist Anymore, EXCEPT ON MY DESK TOP!!!!. Ah, Claire.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Nov 14 12:05:45 PST 1997
I tried to sing 'Flesh Number One' to her..as I happen to think that's one of the poppiest songs Robyn's ever recorded, but she was not at all impressed. Then, as I broke out into 'Beautiful Girl', she put her hand on the inside of my thigh. I knew I had hit the big time. Whoda thunk Robyn's music could be used as an aphrodisiac?


FROM: noodle bait
DATE: Fri Nov 14 12:03:10 PST 1997
One can feel clown bites in these works, rOb sitting behind it all, with a six of cheap beer laughing at all our human confusion, because Wise he knows the secret and he tells us straight out and we still don't get it.-


FROM: Hallucinogenic Woodpecker <trentd@claynet.com>
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:56:08 PST 1997
Greetings everyone! Quite a busy day for me, but I found time to post. So what's new with everyone? Good idea about singing "Beautiful Girl" to her, better than singing "Sometimes I Wish I Was A Pretty Girl" or Globe of Frogs", don't you think? Well, I must exit the premises for the time. I leave you with this thought: An unsuccessful day will always commence if a clown bites you on the a--.


FROM: cryptic fragments of pseudoerotic
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:55:36 PST 1997
Doing spoils it, grabbing misses it; So the Wise Man refrains from doing and doesn't spoil anything; He grabs at nothing so never misses.


FROM: Satan's Joyce Scholar
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:51:49 PST 1997
Oh yes. Oh I've studied Finnegan's Wake quite extensively. I often quote from it at parties. Oh yes, when I'm not quoting someone else. I am multitudes. Oh yes.


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:51:20 PST 1997
Also....when I actually fell in love with Claire, I sang "Beautiful Girl" to her. She loved it. Somehow, she got the impression I wrote that song. I never did tell her I didn't. Ooops. Sorry, Robyn.


FROM: Walt Disney
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:49:02 PST 1997
What noodle did I touch today that so touched me that I lay writing words past midnite as thunder & lightening & rain pelt feelings with acid memories some conscious some not? ever nuance.....


FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:48:41 PST 1997
Ahh....'Next time I get into you, I swear to God I won't come out again..' I choose the romantic tone to that line as opposed to the erotic or gross. As a matter of fact, after Claire broke up with me...I sat outside her window and played that song for her. When she told me to go to hell....I played "She Doesn't Exist". Had I known any voodoo, I most definately would have performed some right on her lawn. (I am over Claire, believe it or not...just hearing those words dredged up memories...that's all)


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:44:35 PST 1997
L: Sit! Stand! Bark!


FROM: Silly Jism
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:43:19 PST 1997
You want to drive me the hell off this board, but to continually bait me is to beg me to stay. Hmmmm, it lies even as it speaks the truth. Hmmmm. I might noodle this through eventually, given the proper doseage of elixir and a quiet place in which to hyperventilate.


FROM: L.
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:42:51 PST 1997
Well, I guess I won't talk to until Monday. I'll be thinking of you.


FROM: Hellvis
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:40:28 PST 1997
Almost time for Walt Disney's The Dubliners to start. Minney as Lilly. Dopey as Michael Fury. Bye!


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:38:58 PST 1997
Sit! Stand! Bark!


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:37:33 PST 1997
Yes, you are clever, droogie


FROM: I drempt of this clever young madien
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:37:29 PST 1997
here to entertain you.Chinese food?


FROM: L.
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:35:53 PST 1997
Oh my god, everyone knows about my nipples. How embarrassing


FROM: Ramblin' Man
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:35:50 PST 1997
But to answer your question, have it on good authority that yeasr ago a professor at Berkeley who included the book in class admitted to never finishing it. I belonged to a "Wake Group," with a varying number of members, some scholars some not, who read the book together, did research, etc. One of the members, the leader, is now finishing a PhD in the history of theater. He corresponds with Joyce scholars from around the world and has more insight into that book than anyone I've met. You could never actually "finish" the book; you could read from one end to the other, but you'd never get ever nuance.....


FROM: hooded
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:34:52 PST 1997
why did it just do that?


FROM: <hooded>
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:33:56 PST 1997
man, this board gets weird around this time of day, I guess we'll have to hand it over untill monday. listening to "eye", 'next time I get into you I swear to God I won't come out again' on a physical explanation its either erotic or really gross. but I think its an emotional response that I am just now experiancing, kind of cool to listen to robyn in this light. off for the weekend. post you all again monday, maybe I'll be able to make the chat from the land of really good beer. 'people get what they deserve, time is round but space is curved, honey have you got the nerve, to be Queen Elvis' Wonderful, and I haven't even started drinking yet!


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:33:34 PST 1997
you said you were leaving. I must be being too clever again.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:32:23 PST 1997
Voltaic has read Finnegan's Wake. Cover to cover to cover to cover. Didn't understand it (you aren't supposed to) but he read it.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:31:48 PST 1997
Joe, beware. If you've even SEEN a book by Joyce in a Library, you're going to be labelled "pretentious" by the Dope.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:30:51 PST 1997
I thought the hyperventilation therapy comment was pretty funny.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:30:31 PST 1997
Finally, a stated purpose. Who do you work for, psychic boil?


FROM: Joe
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:29:55 PST 1997
Has anyone here actually READ Finnegan's Wake? "The river run past Eve and Adam's" and on. and on. Goo go g'joob is from that, off of John's Iamthe Walrus (no relation to the Rutles I am the Waitress, or even their Your Mother should Go) Autumn is your last chance!


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:29:05 PST 1997
I'm not here to entertain you. I'm here to drive you the hell off this board.


FROM: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnn <Satan@Hell.Org>
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:29:02 PST 1997
You won't win by being clever, but you might chase me away by being so mediocre


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:27:46 PST 1997
OKAY...I didn't post as L, you didn't post as L. That means, Einstein, that L posted as L. This really is not interesting. Bye


FROM: L.
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:25:05 PST 1997
Oh you incredible idiot. You posted your answer to L. before you posted her message. L. and all her sensual beauty have just dissolved forever. I'm melting. I'm melting. Oh what a world, what a world.


FROM: L.
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:24:37 PST 1997
Tell me something so I know how much you care.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:23:29 PST 1997
Dear god, L, that flower was meant for me. Give it here, you shut in!


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:22:45 PST 1997
I didn't offer the flower. I think a third party pretender did.


FROM: L.
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:22:31 PST 1997
OK, handsome.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:21:55 PST 1997
Cheap shot, Dopey... You won't win by being clever, but you might chase me away by being so mediocre.


FROM: Nasta
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:21:48 PST 1997
Sigh. I can feel my malevolence subsiding. The hyperventalation therapy must be working. Flower accepted, if it is still offered.


FROM: L.
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:20:43 PST 1997
I don't have time right to read previous messages. Is anything interesting going on?


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:18:52 PST 1997
L: Sure, I will just cut and paste the last two hours of messages so you don't have to scroll down and catch up, okay?


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:17:51 PST 1997
And you haven't answered the questions in that same post, the one where I simply showed you how little sense you make by copying and pasting your message -- what do you want? Is this it, an endless slap fight. Who are you, David or Goliath? France or Germany? John or Paul? Roseanne or Tom? OJ or Nicole?


FROM: m
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:16:37 PST 1997
I really dont know, mr.Voltaic,..(I guess thats who you are..)my other guess is "eenie" is a piece of queenies' name..but what gazing into it would accomplish,is anyones guess..later


FROM: L.
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:16:28 PST 1997
I don't have time right to read previous messages. Is anything interesting going on?


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:15:54 PST 1997
What was so painfully obvious, my little delinquent?


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:15:48 PST 1997
now i can put it up on my fridge with pride!


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:14:56 PST 1997
but it was so painfully obvious


FROM: Satanic Tutor
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:12:42 PST 1997
GOOD BOY! I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT! I AGREE! I WILL BRING THAT D UP TO A B-. GOLD STAR ON YOUR PAPER TODAY!


FROM: anon (har har, we all laugh differnt ....ly)
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:11:16 PST 1997
Silence is almost as frustrating as your mother-ship code, anti-anon.


FROM: Remedial Posting Reading 101
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:10:39 PST 1997
and no one can get it (the fact that there are two of us) but you and me because they (the other posters) can't tell the difference. I love it when you try and deny my postings. It comes across as pure absurdity.


FROM: Hercules Knows Not This Uncle Bobby!
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:09:59 PST 1997
Brits, ya tea bags, where did this Uncle Bobby thing come from? Is that what you guys call him when he comes to visit on holidays?


FROM: He asked sincerely
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:07:56 PST 1997
m, by the way, another thing I have not understood, because I am so disjointed and dumb: "eenie." What is that? Dopey, the other anon., kept talking about that yesterday.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:03:49 PST 1997
"guess what I'm thinking," Grammar Man.


FROM: Satan
DATE: Fri Nov 14 11:02:55 PST 1997
m: There are two of us. I am the one that actually talks about Robyn when I am not being provoked by someone who has adopted some of my traits, such as referring to Myk, CW and Sleepy as the Stooges. This other person gets all puffy and hyperventilates when I point out that there are two of us. And today, this other anonymous has been posting very cryptic fragments of pseudo ideas, and then criticizing me when I show my absolute disinterest in playing "guess what I'm think" with with a rock with lips (block head)...


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 10:59:10 PST 1997
If this wasn't you --- and no one can get it but you and me because they can't tell the difference. I love it when you try and deny my postings. It comes across as pure absurdity -- my sincerest apologies. If it was you, then everything I have said still holds. But really, this isn't fun. It's tedious. What you you want, really? Do you have anything original to share. You seem to think you and I share something, but somehow I've supposedly missed it, repeatedly. I think you are hearing voices. That's what I think. When was your last good bm?


FROM: hooded
DATE: Fri Nov 14 10:57:30 PST 1997
mooch-no ale yet! the keyword is yet. I still live in an appt.- no room and I hear the process is kind of smelly, but I will someday. I read someone eariler post about "live at the portland arms" I owned a vinal copy at one time, but it was stolen by the anti-feg. It is probably the best "legal" soft boys recording out there, except for the 76-81 compilation. A quip from the "Duke of squeeze" that I'll try to remember (its in keltic verse) "I drempt of this young madien as she sought me at her leisure, and in the morning of despair she told me of her pleasure. I'm pledged unto the Duke of Squeeze, I shall be his tonight, oh wandering sir do aid me please and vanish from my sight." I probaby screwed some of it up, but it remains my favorite from the "Uncle Bobby" episodes.


FROM: m
DATE: Fri Nov 14 10:56:52 PST 1997
ERRR...satan,are you fighting with your left and right hemisphere? or..who are you crabbing at?..just wondering,do you not think that is a bit..disjointed and...well,...strange? (Gaze into eenie)..or is that what you're trying to achieve?..Myk, I'll try to make it...sunday...take care..


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 10:56:25 PST 1997
See ya later, ya bastards, sons a b i t c h e s....


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 10:54:58 PST 1997
Pathetic. Here is what you wrote, "Once again you refer to "they" and "it" with no prior info." I refer to "they" and "it" in what???? I don't know what you mean!!!!! I'm so confused. Please please spell it out for me with painstaking detail so I have a clue.


FROM: Du-o-diddy-waddum
DATE: Fri Nov 14 10:51:59 PST 1997
Oh, you are probably looking up "Noam Chomsky" at Infoseek. Here come the pretentious tags again, doodadas


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 10:50:50 PST 1997
Dopey, cat got yer tongue?


FROM: Iguana
DATE: Fri Nov 14 10:50:15 PST 1997
Myk, ya stooge: quick! Favorite Stooge, Stooge episode, and Stooges song...


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 10:45:30 PST 1997
You get a D today, my little dope.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 10:44:29 PST 1997
F'rinstance: Read "IT" very slowly? Read what, my shirt label?


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 10:43:10 PST 1997
Hey Noam Chomsky, don't you remember those writing courses in continuation school where they told you to write what you think? Don't leave out great bits of info to be clever. It makes you look pretty dopey.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 10:39:25 PST 1997
as for a chat, mooch, no one has set a time. everyone is a--uming a 8am PST, 11am EST, 4pm GMT chat like last time, same place, but nothing is confirmed.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 10:36:41 PST 1997
glad you liked the page, mooch! no, i'm not in the page, yet! soon i'll create another page with human pictures, vacation pics, etc. i need to get one of those digital cameras, so that i don't have to go to the annoying film development places. sony makes a cool one that saves the pics onto a floppy inserted in the side. way cool.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 10:30:02 PST 1997
I've over estimated you again. Read it SLOWLY. Form the sounds with your mouth. Apply the pronouns logically. I guess that is asking too much.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 10:27:17 PST 1997
Once again you refer to "they" and "it" with no prior info. You make no sense. But that's okay, really.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 10:25:18 PST 1997
I can't take complete credit for the babble, mooch. But thanks for the compliment. (The first thanks was to "&"


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 10:24:38 PST 1997
and no one can get it but you and me because they can't tell the difference. I love it when you try and deny my postings. It comes across as pure absurdity.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 10:23:37 PST 1997
Thanks for the Compliment, grumpy.


FROM: mooch
DATE: Fri Nov 14 10:22:59 PST 1997
hello all,..If the chat is on sunday,please say...8:00am.?PDT..#GlassHotel..???I"ve been too busy to post..damn deadlines!!I hope everyone is happy and well..Myk,I couldn't find you on the doggy page(??)...that one dog has a nice boat tho'...Hooded ,you make ale??...hello satan..nice babble..Sleepy, good luck with the lawsuits today.....now,back to work mooch,you slack a--..(the Boss..)...later...


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 10:22:36 PST 1997
Could be quite a few good reasons why Nasty doesn't have a "personal" web site or wouldn't show you one; but the probable reason is that he has absolutely nothing original to offer. The page would simply be links to other sites, most of which he would hate. Heading: The Worst Web Sites on The Internet -- So Bad I Can't Keep from Going to Them Every Day and Hanging Out.


FROM: &
DATE: Fri Nov 14 10:20:56 PST 1997
I give credit when credit is due, and that Griffith show/gun/flower extended metaphor was masterful.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 10:17:25 PST 1997
i still dig that "stooges" name, nasty, which evokes a "back-up" band image for me (i.e. Iggy). still, we'd be a more successful band if we were called "sleepy and the slugs", or "the Chewing Wax Experience". sorry, nasty, but given your appetite for destruction, i don't think i'd post my website or email address on here.


FROM: Deputy Fife
DATE: Fri Nov 14 10:14:45 PST 1997
Where's my bullet?


FROM: Opie
DATE: Fri Nov 14 10:09:18 PST 1997
Re peace flower: It's been in Barney Fife's rifle for about a week and a half, but he still points at the crowd, flower a-danglin' from the end. And he points it at me, and threatens to fire. Point it at gran, Barney. It really doesn't have bullets though. I think my pa took them away.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 10:01:18 PST 1997
no war please - peace flower


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 09:58:04 PST 1997
ze green-eyed monsta


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 09:49:17 PST 1997
You go first, so we can learn even less about you: What's yours?


FROM: Nasta
DATE: Fri Nov 14 09:46:26 PST 1997
Now the stooges are exchanging private web pages and e-mail addresses. How chummy. How exclusive. How very very special. What's your favorite Chinese food?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 09:44:49 PST 1997
I'm going home now. A lazy evening of food and comedies and 'phone calls. Bliss.... I've decided to go to Radiohead and Teenage Fan Club on Sunday, when all I really wanted to do (was Baby Be Friends With You) was sit in a comfy cinema watching a lovely film. Never mind. Bye for now.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 09:42:12 PST 1997
yoink - international copyright law is so unreliable


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 09:40:38 PST 1997
Yes, that would be a good name. Hey! That was my idea! I'm calling my lawyer...


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 09:40:05 PST 1997
ain't you never seen a soul seeking incarnation information?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 09:39:48 PST 1997
Alex opened for Robyn in Tempe, Arizona!


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 09:39:38 PST 1997
Swirls and Jangles....a good name for a coffee bar/music club. Or a hip San Francisco legal firm. . .


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 09:37:49 PST 1997
Satan has to use his Fargo to print a transparency of the transmigration of today's souls. So he needs to use his modem port for that (pesky non-postscript little demon!). So he will be off line. Alex opened solo for Robyn at least once around these parts, at a show I missed (sob).


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 09:36:45 PST 1997
I have to agree that September Gurls is divine. It swirls and jangles.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 09:36:19 PST 1997
isn't this where


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 09:35:50 PST 1997
uh, one before.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 09:35:48 PST 1997
we came in


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 09:35:27 PST 1997
she didn't tell me that


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 09:35:16 PST 1997
December boy's got it bad, December boy's got it bad. [Sleepy, if there was any song, ever, as fun to sing as Queen of Eyes, it would be September Gurls by Big Star -- yes, the even the Bangles covered it with kisses).


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 09:35:12 PST 1997
what has become of you?


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 09:33:24 PST 1997
remember how she said that we would meet again some sunny day?


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 09:31:52 PST 1997
they will ... something or other... all our days...


FROM: AC
DATE: Fri Nov 14 09:28:22 PST 1997
...how can I deny what's inside. Even though I'll keep away, ...


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 14 09:11:46 PST 1997
Five hours I'll never get back.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 09:09:34 PST 1997
not me


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 09:09:05 PST 1997
I'm being very cryptic this morning aren't I?


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 09:07:33 PST 1997
September Gurls i don't know why...


FROM: &
DATE: Fri Nov 14 09:05:19 PST 1997
We all laugh differently, you beastly anon you.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 09:04:53 PST 1997
CW - that's because it's really 5.00 pm. JIS - lucky I guess! But you live in Seattle, so I'm envious of you.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 09:03:50 PST 1997
BAH?


FROM: Alex Chilton
DATE: Fri Nov 14 09:03:06 PST 1997
I'm drivin' alone / sad about you / I'm not going home / what's to do / You better not leave me here ...


FROM: &
DATE: Fri Nov 14 09:02:04 PST 1997
You'll f--t a lot. BAH HA HA.


FROM: Jealous in Seattle
DATE: Fri Nov 14 09:01:37 PST 1997
Sleepy, how come you have a radio station that plays Robyn on a regular basis? All we get is the Dave Stinkin' Matthews Band and old Creedence crap.


FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 14 09:00:24 PST 1997
Myk,kung pao and beer is a recipe for disaster -- to people around you, if you catch my, er, drift(?)


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 14 08:59:32 PST 1997
It can't possibly be noon already.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 08:59:29 PST 1997
Oh, the best song in the world.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 14 08:58:41 PST 1997
I want that album.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 08:57:15 PST 1997
Queen of Eyes is on GLR right now!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 14 08:54:45 PST 1997
I can't quit the House Fried Rice and Hot&Sour soup. Steamed dumplings and cold sesame noodles.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 08:52:42 PST 1997
yeah, trying to work, too. going to a chinese restaurant today. yum! kung pao chicken is the best!


FROM: &
DATE: Fri Nov 14 08:50:52 PST 1997
Me too. Are you going tomorrow night?


FROM: Alex Chilton
DATE: Fri Nov 14 08:49:58 PST 1997
Naw. I don't care. Got any weed?


FROM: Paul Westerberg
DATE: Fri Nov 14 08:48:07 PST 1997
I like singing about you, Alex. Does that make you uncomfortable?


FROM: Alex Chilton
DATE: Fri Nov 14 08:42:57 PST 1997
.... wish we had / a joint so bad ....


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 14 08:25:52 PST 1997
Just to clarify, my bosses stupid wife. Uh, that's probably not much better. I take it all back. It's too late isn't it?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 08:25:30 PST 1997
Yes. It's hideously busy.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 14 08:21:45 PST 1997
Hey. That wasn't me. I'm overcome with fumes from the snowblower. Got to go otside for some fresh air. Are you all actually working?


FROM: CW
DATE: Fri Nov 14 08:09:15 PST 1997
Two letter can make su a difference.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 08:07:20 PST 1997
WLA - Shimmering guitars and great melodies - I could have put it better myself. I highly recommend their eponymously t-tled album.


FROM: WLA
DATE: Fri Nov 14 08:05:05 PST 1997
I'm dressed up 'n' ready to roll . . . so sad! It's off to work I go. Thanks, Sleep - sometimes lyrics are not so important (re Silver Sun) - shimmering guitars and great melodies can win the day. 'Bye!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 08:04:17 PST 1997
ok ok, i give in... anyone wanna see my webpage? i'm not in it, because it's about my friends' dog Murphy! (yes, the same Murphy). gabriella and rob helped out with some of the content, such as the menu and poetry (ugh). i wrote the bits about the records and books murf was reading at the time (months ago). the "friends" section contains pics of fellow animal pals. i don't know why i'm showing this... sometime i'll post myself on this page. (i got the page for free, and we had no use for it, so i put murf on it!) ...ok, here's the URL: www.(my domain).com/(my email name). i hope you enjoy murf!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 14 07:56:01 PST 1997
Yes. Yes he does.


FROM: Mr. Helper
DATE: Fri Nov 14 07:51:29 PST 1997
Some Sunny Day was a very important song during World War II in England. Emotionally important to the people as their cities were being bombed out. It popped up at the end of Dr. Strangelove as the Bombs were going off all over the place. Of course, Rogers has a few "issues" regarding WWII.


FROM: WLA
DATE: Fri Nov 14 07:47:28 PST 1997
W - o - w. Snow! I do miss it a little bit (already). If it would have fallen in scenic piles OFF the roadways, I would have enjoyed it even more. It has finally stopped raining here - Mr. H. must have made it into town and brought the sun with him (awwww!)


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 07:45:44 PST 1997
Hurry up with the pic Myk. Cushca is prowling about.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 07:44:07 PST 1997
Rats. I'm really busy and the board is good fun. CW - you look nice, honest! I imagine your mother disapproves of the cigar - as all good mothers would, of course. WLA - I can tell you that I love Silver Sun and the Supernaturals with a grand passion. They're both very guitarry and fairly loud and Silver Sun have abysmal lyrics, but still I adore them. A new band called The Montrose Avenue will burst onto the scene next year as well, I hope.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 14 07:41:14 PST 1997
Endlessly playing all morning long. She has been out barking at the snowblower for the past hour. That thing really p--ses her off.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 07:39:18 PST 1997
mothers often detest their sons' best photos, so enjoy it! did Blue get to go out and play in the snow, mr wax?


FROM: CW
DATE: Fri Nov 14 07:37:11 PST 1997
Yes. I won't forgive him if he blows it off.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 07:35:50 PST 1997
good to hear from you, WLA! gee, maybe i'll post a pic somewhere too! i'll find the silliest pic i can, and when i do, i'll scan it and offer it up for the amusement of all!


FROM: CW
DATE: Fri Nov 14 07:35:17 PST 1997
Sorry Sleepy - I'm a little insecure and paranoid. My mother detests that photo.


FROM: WLA
DATE: Fri Nov 14 07:35:05 PST 1997
Your bro definitely needs to go see him - who else is so worth seeing these days? (smile) Altho', Sleepy has dropped a few names I'd like to check out (not Cushca, I'll leave her to Myk!heh.). I'm just not as up on the UK music scene as I used to be. Who's your fave newcomer of the moment, Ms. Sleepy?


FROM: CW
DATE: Fri Nov 14 07:33:41 PST 1997
Cigars. Not like in Seinfeld.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 14 07:32:47 PST 1997
It was taken at my friends wedding summer before last. His buddies from out of town made the required trip to Niagara Falls and smuggled back a box of Cubans. And I'm actually in color in real life.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 07:32:06 PST 1997
CW - it means exactly what it says. Cool pic! WLA - nice to hear from you!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 07:30:21 PST 1997
mr wax, that pic is a riot! the cigar really sets it off! that made my day!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 14 07:29:05 PST 1997
Hello WLA. My brother is going to that show I hope. I told him about it. He's a big fan too.


FROM: WLA
DATE: Fri Nov 14 07:26:04 PST 1997
Good morning Myk, CW, Sleepy, M-Tea-Smith(hee), hooded, etc. - finally, a 'real-time' post! Nice cryptic listings in LA Weekly for Robyn's show tomorrow - the 'Recommended' list has him as "A Man Called Robyn"; Largo's ad shows "Prince of Cones".


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 14 07:25:12 PST 1997
What does that mean exactly?


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 07:24:25 PST 1997
CW - You look exactly how I thought you would!


FROM: CW
DATE: Fri Nov 14 07:18:27 PST 1997
I know I'm making a big mistake, but, www.(my e-mail domain name).com. Click on employees and then on my name. My stupid bosses wife wrote the junk about me so just ignore it.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 07:16:59 PST 1997
wax is on the web? cool! don't tease us, mr wax, tell us where on the web! to my knowledge, i'm not on the web. i'm not flying up north this time of year, but i'm glad to hear you're drinkin' well! i surely enjoy an irish pub. ...hey cushca, where's my picture of you? heh heh... how did this start?? sleepy, you can email me the pictures! giggle.


FROM: hooded
DATE: Fri Nov 14 07:16:00 PST 1997
CW, beer is liquid bread! but not anything thats brewed in a kettle bigger than a VW bug (sorry, thats the only inference I could come up with). Is the chat on for sunday? The other hooded will bring his laptop, I may be able to chat yet!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 14 07:15:31 PST 1997
Oooh. You know that was you!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 07:13:41 PST 1997
CW - you're the one who wrote the passionate message to Rod aren't you?!


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 14 07:12:19 PST 1997
Yep. That's me looking SEXY in the lounge.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 07:08:20 PST 1997
Cushca is bad. She has scared Myk away! CW - do you have a company website? Or are you in charge of the Rod Stewart Lounge?


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 14 07:06:13 PST 1997
There is a picture of me on the web somewhere.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 14 07:04:57 PST 1997
Hey hooded. Sorry. I kept missing your postings. This is the kind of weather that may turn me to drink a heavier brew again. Oh yeh. I've quit drinking. Well, beer is food really isn't it? Not actually "drinking" per se, in the same way that twelve martinis is drinking, or eighteen shots of tequila.


FROM: hooded
DATE: Fri Nov 14 06:58:48 PST 1997
I will drink a beer for you Myk, in fact I'm off to Cincinatti in a few hours. They've got a brew-pub there in 'Over the Rhine' that brews a phenomenal nut brown ale (salavating madly yet?) I'll toast you all with one or four. Sleepy- yes it is colder in Minnisota- but at times the temp here plummets to -25 or lower. So if your ever back in chicago over the winter wave at the popsical on the telephone pole! Myk- take the next flight to Cincinatti and tell a cab driver to take you to any "McBar" (there aren't many Irish estableshments in Cin.) I'll have a foamy Guiness and a warm bar stool so we can all sit back (with my other buddy also named hooded) and revel in all things hitchcoc.kian.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 06:58:00 PST 1997
Hee. Hee. I've just insulted Cushca. She's lovely when she's angry! Cushca wants a full description of you Myk before she rings the travel agent.... (she's shallow like that!)


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 06:57:54 PST 1997
mr wax: you always crack me up, too! one of my roommates once dated a girl from the british embassy for a bit, if i recall correctly. anglo-american relations are at an all-time high in this city, i can a--ure you! heh heh.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 14 06:51:02 PST 1997
You weren't kidding. Not really.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 06:48:10 PST 1997
well, if you go on holiday in washington dc, sleepy... um... bring cushca! (giggle.... jes kiddin') sorry, i'm in a silly mood today.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 06:46:15 PST 1997
yeah, that's why i'd never buy a diesel. plugging my car in at night would seem so silly. also, i hate the smell of diesel. the jayhawks rock! too bad i never bought any of their albums. never have i known a more JUST fellow than mr wax!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 06:45:41 PST 1997
Myk - just going on holiday at inappropriate times of the year as usual!


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 06:43:29 PST 1997
ok, sleepy, what were you up to in chicago and minneapolis? buying more yarn for your spinning activities, no doubt! morning, hoodboy! glad you got the day off. relax, have a beer, and think of me toiling in a dorky office!


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 06:42:51 PST 1997
No wonder The Jayhawks look so miserable on the cover of Hollywood Town Hall.


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 14 06:40:29 PST 1997
They plug their cars in at night during the winter in Minneapolis so the engine blocks don't freeze. It's beyond cold.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 06:40:11 PST 1997
Just stop it! hee hee


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 14 06:38:54 PST 1997
I used the word "just" way way too much that last posting. Sorry.


FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 06:38:41 PST 1997
Chicago in the snow sounds fantastic. I thought I was going to die from the cold when I was there. But then I went to Minneapolis and I think my heart actually stopped beating for a while...


FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 14 06:38:06 PST 1997
I see 20 pairs of little legs sticking out of the drifts wiggling happily. I just bought my season tickets for baseball today. It's just a wonderful ballance isn't it? Just when the snow starts to fly, ones mind slowly turns to baseball, just for a bit.


FROM: hooded
DATE: Fri Nov 14 06:35:38 PST 1997
not at work today either! had to work sunday so at home again I am today! we got snow last night here in chicago just enough to make people drive like my great aunt Mable (I don't have a great aunt Mable, but it adds to the picture.) and turn the grass white, with these little green specs scattered all over.


FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 06:29:43 PST 1997
HAHAHAHAHA! i can just see all these british kids running amok amongst the snow drifts! there was a slight possibility of snow down here, mr wax, but we got rain instead. i still remember the veteran's day blizzard we got a few years ago. a couple feet of snow in a short time! this city simply closed down.