FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 06:27:03 PST 1997
yeah, sleepy, you must own "dark side", simply because it is required listening. i was just listening to it a couple weeks ago, for the first time in many years.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 06:24:45 PST 1997
I'm envious of your snow. When I was ten I went on a school skiing trip to Italy. The coach eventually arrived at the hotel at midnight and we were all completely hysterical because we'd never seen so much snow before. The poor teacher had to try to pluck 20 school kids out of massive snowdrifts in the middle of the night. Only now I realise how painful this must have been for her.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 06:24:22 PST 1997
yeah, sleepy, that's the one. a guy i know tried the experiment, and it worked as advertised.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 14 06:24:05 PST 1997
Yes. An abolutely brilliant rumor spread by someone in position to make money from the increased sales of one or the other. I never tried it because when it was all the rage, all the copies of Wizard of Oz were out. Thanks for reminding me.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 06:21:53 PST 1997
Tell me if I'm talking rubbish here, but is Dark Side of the Moon the album which can be played in tandem with certain parts of the Wizard of Oz?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 14 06:20:23 PST 1997
You're welcome. We must have a foot of snow and it's still coming down. I want to go out and play.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 06:18:13 PST 1997
Thank you.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 14 06:17:55 PST 1997
I guess I wasn't done. The two Syd albums are excellent as well. If you like Syd, Piper and Saucerful are worth getting but they are very different from the Roger Waters driven ones.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 14 06:16:29 PST 1997
You can't go wrong with any of them from Meddle, Dark Side of the Moon, Wish You Were Here, Animals, and The Wall. Dark Side is beyond good. It's fundamental. It is a perfect album.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 06:14:11 PST 1997
You're all so sweet. I hardly know any Pink Floyd music. Which album would you recommend to me? Are the Syd years best? I've got two of his albums.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 14 06:02:12 PST 1997
Sleepy is a funny girl. That was the thing Myk - he actually love it. Doesn't like Robyn though. Not one little bit. Oh well.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 05:56:30 PST 1997
wax snuck in there, not once but twice! you listened to the wall endlessly? your father didn't decide to kill you about the time you reached georgia? amazing. heh heh.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 05:54:43 PST 1997
sleepy, your humor makes me want to get up in the morning and read this damn board! yeah, those 2 movies are here, both for quite a while.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 14 05:54:28 PST 1997
Morning Myk - that's exactly right. My Dad went on about her when he heard the Floyd song. We took a road trip to Florida in 1980 and The Wall was the only tape we had. It just kept playing and playing and playing and no one got tired of it.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 14 05:52:15 PST 1997
Yes. They are both playing in the art theatres.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 05:46:43 PST 1997
Have you got A Life Less Ordinary and The Full Monty in the US at the moment?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 05:44:24 PST 1997
Hi Myk. Vera Lynn met the Spice Girls the other day. I'm sure that was worth dodging the bombs for.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 05:39:03 PST 1997
good morning! yeah, vera lynn was the official british female singer of world war II. she is known to americans, especially the older ones with memories of the war. i gotta see the bean movie! still haven't!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 14 05:27:22 PST 1997
I even have a Vera Lynn album somewhere with that song on it. We'll Meet Again. Sorry.
FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Fri Nov 14 05:26:01 PST 1997
CW - The VL song is actually We'll Meet Again. It rocks, no? Right, this time I'm going. C-ya!!!
FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Fri Nov 14 05:24:00 PST 1997
Awwwwwwwwwww, everybody's gone now! Boo-hoo! I'm all alone. I think I'll take time out now to see the JW movie. God bless you all.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 14 05:23:17 PST 1997
Roger Waters sang about Vera Lynn way back in 1979 and being the crazed and devoted Floyd fan I was quickly becoming, I found out who she was. That big hit of hers, Some Sunny Day plays a lot in the States, like a jingle that shows up in commercials from time to time. I'm sure much is lost on us though but not as much as you might think. Between our public television and A&E cable station, we see a whole lot of British television. On the way soon Sleepy.
FROM: Morrissey Tea. Smith
DATE: Fri Nov 14 04:58:56 PST 1997
Your brother produced Bean? I hear that was a big hit in the states. By the way, how does Robyn's little British references go down in America? I mean things like singing about Vera Lynn, does anyone understand it or care???
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 04:56:51 PST 1997
Thank someone it's Friday. Snow would be lovely. Yes, CW - address please.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 14 04:55:26 PST 1997
That explains it. You suffer from delayed release syndrome. That's all right. You guys got Bean first. My brother's company produced that puppy. Anyhow, I saw Face Off a couple months ago. Last movie I went out to see in fact. Not perfect, but very very violent in a good way. Travolta and Cage are both excellent. Seven out of Ten smilely faces. I wouldn't go to Starbucks on a bet.
FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Fri Nov 14 04:46:10 PST 1997
Sleepy - You rock! I did exactly the same in Starbucks!!!!! I may as well have asked for a pigs head full of racoons. In fact, next time I will.
FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Fri Nov 14 04:44:45 PST 1997
CW - It's his latest one with John Travolta and NIc Cage, Face/Off. It looks hilarious!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 04:43:56 PST 1997
Good morning. I asked for tea in Starbucks. I don't think I could have humiliated myself any more if I'd tried. Tea rules...
FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Fri Nov 14 04:43:23 PST 1997
CW - They actually have a full band and the show seems to be poking fun of standard seventies big hair rock concerts, all the songs seemed to take 5 minutes to end, all raging guitar and crashing cymbals. They didn't do much off their latest album, so I suppose that made it easier for them to do the gig.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 14 04:42:41 PST 1997
Hello alternaty, where did you say you were from again? I'm sorry, I've forgotten.
FROM: alternity
<micro1@microvote.com>
DATE: Fri Nov 14 04:40:11 PST 1997
Yeah,..it is kinda a nice morning Chewing Wax..thats all I have to say because I got an empty head and not enough coffee
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 14 04:40:04 PST 1997
Mmmm. Coffee. It's an addiction. Which John Woo movie? What's it called?
FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Fri Nov 14 04:38:54 PST 1997
I often feel left out or out of place with the human race due to my dislike of coffee. I would love to like it but I'm lumbered with only liking tea, and that's not really the same, is it? When I was in Seattle 2 years ago I felt like I came from another planet because of my crippling predicament. Maybe I'm not mature enough yet? God, I NEED to see this John Woo movie!!!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 14 04:36:25 PST 1997
Hey MTS - how do Ween do what they do live?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 14 04:33:58 PST 1997
Well spoken Sleepy. Good morning. SNOW STORM!! It's awesome. I'm not complaining any more. I mean, I chose to live here right? No one is making me? The dogs absolutely love it. They can't get enough of it. But, enough about the weather. Knock on wood, nothing terrible has happened to me yet today. I have all my keys. There was even a little bit of coffee left to reheat while I wait for the new stuff. I'm babbling aren't I? It's Friday! That's the day all the law suits come in eh? I suppose you need an address don't you? I'll stop now. Need more coffee. Maybe I don't.
FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Fri Nov 14 04:32:20 PST 1997
I dunno what just happened, I sent a message and it didn't come up on the board!! That's not good for my ego. Hello all!!! Saw Ween last night and the were hilarious and they rocked the house! How is everyone today? Except fake Queenie.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 14 02:52:00 PST 1997
Not confused. More bemused. Occasionally amused.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Fri Nov 14 00:39:46 PST 1997
Obviously neither were those. Boy, if you're gonna go through the trouble of posting with someone else's name, can't you at least make it clever like these other fellas? Sheesh...Such a potty mouth.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Nov 13 20:43:05 PST 1997
Somebody please lick my t w a t...I'm so hungry for sex...please...
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Nov 13 20:40:49 PST 1997
F
u
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k
m
e
please....
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Nov 13 20:39:49 PST 1997
THe last post from Queenie was not actually me!!
FROM: Perv
DATE: Thu Nov 13 20:36:19 PST 1997
F
U
C
K
M
e
!!!!!!
FROM: Perv
<I blew me load...you were too late>
DATE: Thu Nov 13 20:34:35 PST 1997
I already blew me load....Just let me know when you're ready.....
FROM: Perv
DATE: Thu Nov 13 20:32:07 PST 1997
As a matter of fact, I'm wanking now...I'm about ready to blow me load. Anybody want some?
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 20:30:24 PST 1997
damn, damn, baked beans, and damn. but instead of the baked beans, could i get more damn?
FROM: Perv
DATE: Thu Nov 13 20:29:57 PST 1997
I like to lift me legs over me head and wank off in me own mouth...I love the taste of me own c-m....anybody wanna shag me?
FROM: Perv
DATE: Thu Nov 13 20:23:50 PST 1997
How many of you randy chicks would like to slip your lips 'round me c o ck? I wanna lick yer p u ss y.
FROM: Perv
DATE: Thu Nov 13 20:23:38 PST 1997
How many of you randy chicks would like to slip your lips 'round me c o ck? I wanna lick yer p u ss y.
FROM: pickled meat,
DATE: Thu Nov 13 20:02:10 PST 1997
My dearest Jeeves , I will be playing in Philly, PA in September, but I regretfully have to turn
your ever so generous invite down because the last time I went over a strangers house I got salad
up me Doodad! Thanks anyhoo!! see you in september....gaze into
eenie.
FROM: Daisy Bomb
DATE: Thu Nov 13 19:08:11 PST 1997
Who said I was after anyone's liver? I'm a vegetarian, and even if I weren't it's probably too pickled for my taste. Even if I do generally like a crazy salad with my meat, it's still rum, very rum, Jeeves. Both livers AND women.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 19:04:17 PST 1997
I am SOOOOOO embarrased. I can't beleive I was talking about my testicles to a message board full of strangers. I guess I got carried away with myself. Er....not in the way that it sounded like I meant. I don't do that....much.
FROM: Groover Howlbreath
DATE: Thu Nov 13 18:36:21 PST 1997
neat,Gee,thanks. Hellvis liver. Dood. Don't forget cholera. King of the' not a " chin Decay ever sways bragging.
FROM: Howled Out To Give Him A Name
DATE: Thu Nov 13 16:57:06 PST 1997
Bin weighting four ours and nutthing. Knot as shingle concrete act.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 16:55:04 PST 1997
Daisy Bomb, a bomb after my own liver. Chin chin. Gotta go. Don't forget to water the frog.
FROM: Mr. Helper
DATE: Thu Nov 13 16:53:56 PST 1997
Doodad, do you sell pencils? I'll buy a few if it will help out.
FROM: Daisy Bomb
DATE: Thu Nov 13 16:50:45 PST 1997
Yes, Ulysses S., Molly was a hotty (yes, that was the Molly he lay with in his mind, I verily believe), and so was Vera Lynn. Love will come of all our sins, the love you take is equal to the love you make love in the asylum and love in the time of cholera.
FROM: Hellvis
DATE: Thu Nov 13 16:47:33 PST 1997
Hey, doodad. When I mentioned I miss the cutups, it was a bit like saying "I'd like a scotch, neat, please," and the waitress (you) brings a bucket of Jack Danials and pours it onto my head. Gee, thanks.
FROM: Carl Groover
DATE: Thu Nov 13 16:46:01 PST 1997
Myk, like, whatever. The idea that you'd dismiss the tarot and a--ume I'd know why is beyond me. Have you ever heard of Carl Jung?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Nov 13 16:01:40 PST 1997
Touche again, you hick.
FROM: art freaking
DATE: Thu Nov 13 15:50:51 PST 1997
the dogeared testicle spam King,who faintly resembled rOb, of the frighteningly graphic ol'globular Good bye .Queenie my love, I'm going to your web site to gaze upon your chocolate beauty. And bubble pretentiously .
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 13 15:47:19 PST 1997
dear satan: your myk quotation lacked the ending "...for my tastes". yes, i was saying that the breath people were a bit more into tarot cards than i am. am i dismissing cosmology entirely? certainly not. that's your business. does this discussion have any connection to the spirituality of RH's lyrics? i don't think so. to quote out of context is a sin, satan, but since you're satan, sin is no big deal.
FROM: smarter than Gilligan
DATE: Thu Nov 13 15:25:19 PST 1997
gaze into eenie,eat chocolate zits,testicle.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 14:58:26 PST 1997
I apologize for that nipple thing.
Not for the testicle thing, however. Before I could get into the graphic description of those globular beauties, I was yanked off the computer and beaten severely by a man who faintly resembled the King of the Jews, Jesus Christ. He told me not to say anything about this or............
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 14:31:54 PST 1997
Oh yah, also, don't eat chocolate. it's really bad for the zits. I think.
FROM: Satanic Fantastic Loafer
DATE: Thu Nov 13 14:30:56 PST 1997
Bye. Gotta burn (burn, baby, burn) cds of the coming conflagration. And find my pretentiously dogeared copy of National Lampoons "Gilligans Wake."
FROM: Mr. Hepper
DATE: Thu Nov 13 14:28:57 PST 1997
Oh, so you have bad acne? Der, uh, that'll get better. Just tell mommy to buy some sandpaper, or have dr giggles write you out a prescription for spam.
FROM: Dopey
DATE: Thu Nov 13 14:26:10 PST 1997
[by the way, if you really and twooly desire answers to those frighteningly direct questions, you'll have to be more specific. I am a dunce.]
FROM: Hellvis Christ
DATE: Thu Nov 13 14:24:48 PST 1997
You ain't nutting but a hound dawg, criping all the time!
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 14:21:01 PST 1997
severe acne or
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 14:16:13 PST 1997
I toe the caller fish green knot. How is trusty shank. When under thistle pie coat quick fail. To the slightly. . bq. no rh, know? squeeeeze? mn?
FROM: Ann R. Christ
DATE: Thu Nov 13 14:12:10 PST 1997
Shoots at the audience. A real man wouldn't use blanks.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 14:10:53 PST 1997
Really makes you angry when I point out those typos, doesn't it. (By the way, that's a rhetorical question. I think. You are smarter than lil' ol' me, so I'll wait for your ok on that). What else makes you angry? Did you resent Burroughs when he stole your Joyce-inspired cut-up method? How 'bout Bowie, who used cut-up lyrics? (And who's worth either just under or just over a billion dollars, depending on which sticky beat you read on this board) You stalk him as well as Robyn?
FROM: Mongol lion
DATE: Thu Nov 13 13:52:03 PST 1997
State the purpose of dangerous water infirm yarns, Teas, dark green, bubble alone; Plumb the slight pink,books, do not
daydream.It's a freaking art, Weigh the minion, then; add awe to the lesser aches. A wolf awoke aghast in the age of
marrow, Oaths to the minions alone. Hah! Came the Mongol lion anew. Cease sinking the gun,
man, mind: Decay ever sways bragging sinew. gaze into eenie not.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 13:47:37 PST 1997
art is useless!
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 13:45:03 PST 1997
doh doh doh doh doh doh
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 13:44:10 PST 1997
You need help!
FROM: KRISHNA SNOT HAPPY
DATE: Thu Nov 13 13:44:06 PST 1997
gaze into eenie upon your dangerous water a slight pink cut and paste repetition.gaze into eenie.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 13:43:17 PST 1997
It's more than just cutting and pasting you know! Actually, it's quite creative! It's a freaking art form!!!! Damn I'm clever!!
FROM: my name, you!
DATE: Thu Nov 13 13:41:14 PST 1997
gaze into eenie SATAN!!
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 13:39:31 PST 1997
KRISHNA'S NOT HAPPY WITH YOU SATAN!!
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 13:37:51 PST 1997
DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FROM: Damn straight,quit smoking
DATE: Thu Nov 13 13:36:39 PST 1997
gaze into eenie upon your dangerous water a slight pink cut and paste repetition,Good bye Queenie.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Nov 13 13:30:40 PST 1997
Hey don't be using my name, you!
FROM: Q ueenie
<godforsaken Portland. >
DATE: Thu Nov 13 13:26:32 PST 1997
highschool? It really takes me back,Meaning...?? highschool? with a woman?
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 13:23:37 PST 1997
Good bye Queenie my love. I'm going to your web site to gaze upon your beauty.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 13:22:44 PST 1997
descends into cut and paste repetition
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Nov 13 13:20:46 PST 1997
Damn straight I'm right. Better not forget it either.
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 13:18:55 PST 1997
Nothing. You are right. I have issues. I have severe problems. I'll admit it. I was just lashing out at you because you pointed out the ovious truth. Please forgive me. But, I wasn't talking to myself. There is another L. I'm going now. Forgive me Queenie. Forgive me.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Nov 13 13:16:41 PST 1997
Meaning...??
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 13:16:00 PST 1997
You remember highschool?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Nov 13 13:14:36 PST 1997
You know, I haven't talked to someone like you since high school. It really takes me back!
FROM: the webmaster or a fan club president or something.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 13:14:16 PST 1997
Sorry to interrupt,it was a pun. Go home.back away from the computer,No wait. I mean something else entirely. Sorry, celebrate, alone, as usual.TEST
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 13:13:38 PST 1997
Queenie - ever done it with a woman?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Nov 13 13:13:06 PST 1997
Are you an ex-boyfriend of mine or something??
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 13:12:09 PST 1997
Neither is dangerous water retention , excessive weight gain, severe acne or being stuck in godforsaken Portland.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Nov 13 13:12:00 PST 1997
I wouldn't really call it an "issue." Having cyber-sex with yourself on a public message board, now THAT'S issues.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Nov 13 13:11:08 PST 1997
Man I just woke up on the FUNKY side of the bed today.
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 13:10:10 PST 1997
I have no stretch marks. Not one of my many issue.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Nov 13 13:09:29 PST 1997
They are a badge of my womanhood and a symbol of my motherhood. And they pretty much destroy any chance of becoming a stripper.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Nov 13 13:08:29 PST 1997
I had a baby and quit smoking all in the same year. Who wouldn't have stretchmarks after that kind of abuse?
FROM: Voltaic
DATE: Thu Nov 13 13:04:24 PST 1997
Queenie - stretch marks? You?
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 13:02:41 PST 1997
descends into cut and paste repetition
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 13:02:35 PST 1997
rOb you idiot. You put a picture of your nipples up on you web site for all to see. That was rough enough. There should be a huge warning on your web site. WARNING! Claire is gone! rOb's and his homosexual friend's sunken chests and tiny nipples are here. GET OUT NOW WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 13:02:30 PST 1997
descends into cut and paste repetition
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 13:02:22 PST 1997
descends into cut and paste repetition
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Nov 13 13:00:29 PST 1997
My child has something to say: vjhhhugoh g7hfyigyfyuguyuyurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgbh x nnhh v m m
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 13:00:07 PST 1997
See what happens when I leave? This place descends into cut and paste repetition. And if you don't care why do you keep showing up? You have to keep trying. You try and fail, try and fail. There is not even the tiniest glimmer of hope, except for the temptingly placed typo to point out, and yet you keep coming back. Not the behavior of someone who doesn't care. And NO, I'm not going to see Robyn in L.A. There is a warrant out for my arrest in that unfair state.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:59:10 PST 1997
Anyone want to hear my Graphic Stretchmark Description?
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:57:03 PST 1997
Er, well....if that's the way it's gotta be....my nipples are painfully small. They have a slight pink pigment to them, except when I get excited. Then they turn blue. Is this normal? Are any females out there turned on by my 'graphic nipple description'? Maybe we could play a new game...how 'bout 'Graphic Testicle Description'? Here goes....My testicles are very..
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:55:58 PST 1997
It was funny the first hundred times.
FROM: Shazbot
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:52:38 PST 1997
Sorry to interrupt, but is anybody going to see some guy named 'Graphic Nipple Description' tomorrow night? I hear he is playing friday &
sat--day in Los Angeles
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:51:17 PST 1997
That's the Graphic Nipple Description Board.
FROM: asdfgh
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:50:26 PST 1997
Sorry to interrupt, but is anybody going to see some guy named 'James Joyce' tomorrow night? I hear he is playing friday & sat--day in Los
Angeles
FROM: Hercules
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:49:35 PST 1997
Myk? I know not this Myk! Stand aside!
FROM: Satan
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:49:06 PST 1997
I have done enough damage for the day. Hey, Herc, let's stop by the pub and get a Myk's Sorry Ale.
FROM: qwerty
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:48:54 PST 1997
Sorry to interrupt, but is anybody going to see some guy named 'Robyn Hitchc--k' tomorrow night? I hear he is playing friday & sat--day in Los Angeles.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:48:43 PST 1997
Er....is this now the 'Nipple Description Board'? If so, I'm not really sure there's anyone out there who would care to hear a description of my nipples. Although I am quite fond of them.
FROM: The Pretentious Won
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:48:11 PST 1997
And you, my dimwitted psycho -- with the oooh so ominous threats -- who is constantly saying things that go way over my head, repeat after me: "I ... don't ... really ... care." There. Keep saying that.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:45:30 PST 1997
qwerty, take your finger off the mouse, get up off your chair, back away from the computer, and slap your face.
FROM: Voltaic
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:44:51 PST 1997
Threats. Idull threats.
FROM: qwerty
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:44:18 PST 1997
Sorry to interrupt, but is anybody going to see some guy named 'Robyn Hitchc--k' tomorrow night? I hear he is playing friday & sat--day in Los Angeles.
FROM: Hercules
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:44:11 PST 1997
Voltaic? Who is this Voltaic? I know not this?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:44:06 PST 1997
Demi-goshs. Hee hee!
FROM: David Blinking
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:43:22 PST 1997
Doh! Queenie and L are having a Cat Fight right in the middle of a cosmic battle of demi-goshs!
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:43:03 PST 1997
I used to talk about Robyn Hitchc--k here too. See how you guys have corrupted me??
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:42:22 PST 1997
Voltaic had better be going. He really had better be going.
FROM: qwerty
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:42:09 PST 1997
Sorry to interrupt, but is anybody going to see some guy named 'Robyn Hitchc--k' tomorrow night? I hear he is playing friday & sat--day in Los Angeles.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:41:59 PST 1997
I'm just feeling NASTY today. Too much coffee, not enough sleep.
FROM: Beez-in-Bubbles
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:41:52 PST 1997
What I have missed today are the cut-ups. They are you're truly creative talent. And you've not offered any today. They show how incredibly in-tune with this board you are, as if there is some real personal interest in it, like you're the webmaster or a fan club president or something.
FROM: qwerty
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:41:35 PST 1997
Sorry to interrupt, but is anybody going to see some guy named 'Robyn Hitchc--k' tomorrow night? I hear he is playing friday & sat--day in Los Angeles.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:41:19 PST 1997
Hey L, you save your body for those you love? And yet everyone here knows way more about your nipples than they care to.
FROM: qwerty
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:40:50 PST 1997
Sorry to interrupt, but is anybody going to see some guy named 'Robyn Hitchc--k' tomorrow night? I hear he is playing friday & sat--day in Los Angeles.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:39:42 PST 1997
yawn
FROM: Light Bearer
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:39:22 PST 1997
I fall for any temptation. I am Satan. It's my cross to bear.
FROM: Hey Anon
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:37:55 PST 1997
Touche. Your two innteligant fore meow.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:37:40 PST 1997
Oops. Sorry. Remember that movie "Jeffrey" when he's being attacked by a group of idiotic gay-bashers and he says,"Hey you'll be sorry!" or something like that, and the guys pulls a knife and says, "Oh yeah, what have YOU got?" And Jeffery laughs and says "Irony??" And then they beat the crap outta him.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:37:02 PST 1997
so why do you fall for it every single time?
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:35:56 PST 1997
Well. They aren't wearing clothes are they? Pictures of myself half naked. How's that Queeny girl?
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:35:42 PST 1997
Queeny/Queenie/Queenee: Please refer to the irony warning earlier.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:35:42 PST 1997
Hey Anon. Your traps are much to obvious.
FROM: Hercules
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:34:48 PST 1997
Was is this "unworthy adversary"? I know not this! I am Hercules! Stand aside! I must reach the Cliff's Notes section of Tower Books by Dawn! Off I Go!
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:34:09 PST 1997
All I have to do is stick in a misspelled word, or a typo. Like bate. You jump. I time you.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:34:08 PST 1997
I was trying to be funny.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:33:54 PST 1997
Yes it really is me.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:33:26 PST 1997
I don't have any half naked pictures smeared all over the Internet either.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:33:11 PST 1997
L., besides, that wasn't even queenie. Was it?
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:32:36 PST 1997
Are you still there unworthy adversary?
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:32:23 PST 1997
L, how can a picture be naked?
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:32:00 PST 1997
existance?
FROM: Buford T. Satan, Hick
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:31:25 PST 1997
I give up. I usually just watch Arnold movies and the Playboy channel. You're going to have to spell it out for me. I'm sorry I am so utterly stupid. I don't have time to read the Dubliners because I have a Marathon marathon coming up and I have to lubricate my joystick.
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:31:24 PST 1997
At least I don't have half naked pictures of myself smeared all over the internet. I save my body for those I love.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:29:31 PST 1997
I think L could open a NEWSSTAND she has so many goddamn issues.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:29:11 PST 1997
Do you have that piece of seed cake?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:29:07 PST 1997
I think L has some issues.
FROM: Class o' 87
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:29:00 PST 1997
Ah, I have touched a nerve. So god is a James Joyce scholar. A territorial one. Or a fan. Or an english major, like I was. Once. Nothing like strolling to class in spring, gazing at all the blooming young flowers smelling of dew. Nice landscaping too. Tell me, how long did it take you to find a Joycean thesis that hadn't been done already?
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:27:04 PST 1997
descend into the murk of your twisted mundane feeble minded existance. Dig up that old English 101 copy of Dubliners, dust it off and figure out why Lilly was run off her feet. Or was she?
FROM: Ulysses S. Joyce
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:25:53 PST 1997
Kate Bush Smatebush. Mmmm yes. Molly was a hotty.
FROM: Now I will pretentiously quote Van Morrison
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:24:49 PST 1997
You little name dropper you! He's a famous golfer, played in Ireland. Until he was exiled. Too long in exile, baby, just like James Joyce.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:24:27 PST 1997
She knows who Buck Mulligan is, but that's a Kate Bush quote.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:23:46 PST 1997
How about you? I need to leave too. One last salvo from "your arsenal"?
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:23:25 PST 1997
Who is Steven Daedelus?
FROM: Daisy Bomb
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:23:11 PST 1997
Re: Lyric question- yes, I was referring to the good Captain, specifically to a song of his with a lovely romantic Robyn lyric.
As far as perversion goes, I seem to remember Robyn saying that he intends his music for an audience of hippies, dissidents, intellectuals, and perverts, so it's hardly inappropriate to see perverts posting on this message board.
Joyce quote for the day: "....yes I said yes I will yes"
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:22:49 PST 1997
Elle, you are already mist.
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:21:43 PST 1997
I have to go. You will be in my thoughts every waking minute. A thousand kisses to you! xoxoxoxo
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:21:15 PST 1997
There I go again, I meant "m'lady."
FROM: Bowing at your feet
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:20:21 PST 1997
Dark Dark Dark Dark Dark Dark Dark Princess: Did you read my confession of this weekend past? It was in glorious praise of you, m'lord.
FROM: Bad Grammar Man
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:17:58 PST 1997
Thanks for noticing, Good Grammar Man
FROM: Hmmmm
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:17:14 PST 1997
The go home part, that just isn't you. It's really disheartening when someone discovers that their god, or their parent, is far from perfect.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:16:56 PST 1997
their splinters? THERE splinters. You did it again.
FROM: Satan
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:16:05 PST 1997
Dear God: But if I am no match for you, why do you continue to provide me with opportunities to reciprocate this slap fight? Is it a latent tendency from before your buddah-like transcendence of the everyday? I mean, why would someone with your IQ and wisdom bother with a little demon like me? You aren't still trying to punish me for walking through the door you opened, way back in the first week of creation, are you?
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:15:42 PST 1997
My tounge would explore every tiny place.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:13:23 PST 1997
it was a pun. Go home. You are so far out of your league all I feel is pity.
FROM: Snam
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:13:09 PST 1997
So you aren't Willybee. Good. I was very disappointed when that one tried to be you.
FROM: Dr. Giggles
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:12:06 PST 1997
L: How's that swelling?
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:11:53 PST 1997
I am clearly not exactly who you think I am. I never said I would not be back. I think you have noted the difference in quality.
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:11:28 PST 1997
The tip of your tongue sounds very sexy. Just don't forget those special places.
FROM: Don't take the bat home with you, slugger!
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:11:21 PST 1997
Don't tell me you've left. Too easy for you, am I. Oh well. You need to go somewhere quiet so you can celebrate, alone, as usual
FROM: Buck Freakin' Mulligan
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:10:10 PST 1997
know, no....get it? huhuh
FROM: Shazbaaaaaat
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:09:33 PST 1997
How long have you been growing this "board"? Are their splinters. I know, you baited me with that bored/board thing, didn't you....? I am just know match for an Einstein like you.
FROM: Baal
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:07:03 PST 1997
Touche again, you hick. It's really sad when I can't even get YOUR TYPOS right, huh? You're not going to tell me what you "did a long time ago"? That has told you so much about me? You big fat tease. It's simply thrilling that you're back, even though you promised you wouldn't be. My nipples are almost as erect as L's and that, from what I have read, is saying something.
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:06:18 PST 1997
I can't put the words on paper as well as you can. But they are in my heart.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:04:58 PST 1997
You can't even quote my typos correctly. It was two ' not a "
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:03:28 PST 1997
Most ofthe time you simply make a fool out of yourself. You make my task so terribly easy. Not a challenge at all. I grow board.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:02:36 PST 1997
I am still waiting for your incredibly unpretentious quote, mosquito
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:01:53 PST 1997
You are so pretentious. What's the Dubliners? Is that a BBC show?
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:01:26 PST 1997
I only have about 15 more minutes.But will try to talk tonight.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:01:21 PST 1997
did"t?
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:00:56 PST 1997
Or your midget mind.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:00:52 PST 1997
Like some sort of erstaz Joyce scholar. "Oh yes, I read Dubliners... didn''t you?"
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:00:48 PST 1997
I only have about 15 more minutes.But will try to talk tonight.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 12:00:46 PST 1997
Promises promises. You'll try until your hand falls off.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:59:50 PST 1997
THE CARE TAKERS DAUGHTER still had feet at the end of the story I believe.
FROM: NO! NOT THAT!
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:59:21 PST 1997
Irony should not be attempted on this message board. For the love of god, don't be ironic; and god forbid actually discussing irony. It's a bottomless pit of clarifications and misunderstandings. Just ask Chewing Wax.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:58:41 PST 1997
I already did it a long time ago. Right over your tiny little head I'm afraid. No need to bother again. I learned what I needed to know.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:58:16 PST 1997
vey? You mean how Lilly(sp) is the flower of death, you hick?
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:57:45 PST 1997
June 16th is right before June 17th. What day is your uncle Buck's birthday?
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:57:23 PST 1997
We've all read The Dead, but did we all understand the irony of that vey first sentence?
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:56:59 PST 1997
June 16th? I don't know. Tell me.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:56:48 PST 1997
How's that? Don't have any Joyce handy, Hick?
FROM: Dr. Giggles
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:56:17 PST 1997
L: Have a lie down.
FROM: Satan
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:56:00 PST 1997
No wait. I mean something else entirely.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:55:38 PST 1997
Joyce quote properly "unpretentious" to follow.....
FROM: Touche, you hick
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:55:03 PST 1997
Show us how it's done.
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:54:42 PST 1997
Well, I think things are getting very hot and heavy on this message board. People will think we are having computer sex.
FROM: Michael Fury
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:54:28 PST 1997
Lilly was literally run off her feet.
FROM: Satan
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:54:09 PST 1997
It's not the quoting Joyce that is pretentious, it's the pretentious way he's quoted.
FROM: Henry C. Earwicker
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:53:37 PST 1997
Ohmygod! Other people FANTASIZE TOO?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! Hey, I thought you're uncle Buck from Peoria flew in yesterday. Aren't you s'posed to be in Michael Eisner Land or something?
FROM: Brian Eno
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:52:02 PST 1997
RONG?
FROM: How could anybody quote Joyce on this board, you hicks, and not be considered "'pretentious."
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:50:55 PST 1997
Would you trace that on knotty pine or sand paper, or just on normal lined notebook paper. Just curious. Yellow.
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:50:50 PST 1997
You're not the only one who fantasizes. I keep thinking about kissing your lips, whispering things in your ears. and running my fingers through your hair.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:50:17 PST 1997
Does June 16th ring a bell?
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:49:10 PST 1997
WRONG
FROM: Snam Seed
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:48:43 PST 1997
Buck Mulligan is a golf term: When you play Mulligans, you put up a Buck.
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:47:56 PST 1997
I want to trace the outline of your body with the tip of my tounge.
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:46:56 PST 1997
That's an enormous range isn't it? Mine is flat as a board. Well, almost.
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:46:01 PST 1997
oops, I've said too much again haven't I?
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:45:25 PST 1997
I guess today is going to be one of those days where I walk around in circles endlessly,forget everything, because there's only one thing on my mind. So, describe your chest to me. I already told you about mine. And by the way my bra size is somewhere between 34B and 38DDD.
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:44:15 PST 1997
L. and this is just talk. I fanatize about our time together, the things we would do with each other the taste of your sweet breath on my lips.
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:35:43 PST 1997
This romantic talk is melting my heart. My heart is beating out of control. I've never had anyone say these kind of words to me.
FROM: ghoti
<That's Pronounced 'Fish'>
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:33:35 PST 1997
I'm a pattern on a china bowl
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:31:50 PST 1997
Even if that were true I would love you no less
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:26:22 PST 1997
God, I think we really are filthy, perverted freaks.
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:24:43 PST 1997
If you did not consume my every waking thought, I think Sleepy would... and I don't usually fall in love with women.
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:23:02 PST 1997
Sleepy will probably think L is a really sick person, with multiple personality disorder
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:21:49 PST 1997
Which one of you is the pretentious James Joyce quoter?
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:20:18 PST 1997
Well, that is a very personal question. But, I guess I can tell you, but not any one else. I'm looking down my shirt right now, and they are large, but not too large. And, they are very light. Wait let me look again. Yes, they are light and pink. What do your's look like?
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:13:07 PST 1997
You are the only one I would ever want.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:10:11 PST 1997
You are both a couple of filthy perverted freaks. Hey L., are you nipples light or dark, large or small?
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:07:19 PST 1997
I would love to be inside of you. I will never get out again!
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:05:57 PST 1997
Only we can truly understand...
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:03:38 PST 1997
I think Sleepy is really confused now!
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:02:24 PST 1997
Would someone please please tell me who Buck Mulligan is?
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:00:41 PST 1997
Tall, dark and very handsome: Thank you, you are too sweet. And, Shakespeare does have an "E" at the end. I know this because he is one of my favorites, not because I,m a great speller.
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 11:00:08 PST 1997
I never wonder. You're words burn into my soul, meant only for me, as if you were already inside of me.
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 10:55:20 PST 1997
Who is this person I'm talking to?
(Sleepy is confused)
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 10:52:36 PST 1997
So Sleepy is wondering.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 13 10:43:16 PST 1997
Hey Queenie, what did you Woo Hoo about?
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 10:42:32 PST 1997
L. is the masterpiece of this board.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 13 10:41:35 PST 1997
Who in God's name is Buck Mulligan?
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Nov 13 10:40:56 PST 1997
I can''t find your messages from yesterday. I would love to see you this very minute. I agree with you. But, I don't want you to feel any pressure, and I don't want you to feel smothered. So, if you really think the time is right, ok. I'd rather you made the final decision so I know that you are really comfortable about it. If it was up to me I'd be in your --- this minute.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Nov 13 10:32:12 PST 1997
Now I feel like an imbecile because I am unsure if Shakespear has an "E" at the end or not?!?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Nov 13 10:30:29 PST 1997
Something Shakespeare never said was "You've got to be kidding."
FROM: Satan
DATE: Thu Nov 13 10:26:22 PST 1997
Re: Myk's "Too wrapped in cosmology." Myk, I know you've looked closely at Robyn's music. The relative term "too" could be applied to his songs by the person who DID NOT misinterprete his "goofiness" for simple funny word jokes. There is a distinct cosmic interest on Robyn's part. No? Not everything can be explained in wide-awake language, to paraphrase James Joyce poorly. That I think is why artists like RH are often mystically motivated. It's one of the reasons I think Robyn is so great: he's funny, writes catchy pop songs, and yet they are often very cosmically aware. Oh well, sorry for preaching from the Rings of Saturn.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Nov 13 10:24:30 PST 1997
WOO HOO!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 13 10:24:09 PST 1997
sorry for the diss, hank. i had no idea you were a part of the NBRF-LTI. please do not pursue a civil suit against me.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Nov 13 10:24:08 PST 1997
Geez, even our crappy little chat rooms can support HTML. Perhaps it's because this is a message board and not a chat room. Maybe we should all to over to MY place and then we can post naked pictures of ourselves!!
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Thu Nov 13 10:22:51 PST 1997
One more test:
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