FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 10 07:50:29 PST 1997
Sleepy didn't know what she was doing and was too scared to look for the whisper button, lest she lose everything. She will be much wiser if she does it again.
FROM: CW
DATE: Mon Nov 10 07:46:44 PST 1997
Just yours Myk. Sleepy didn't give me hers. Damned missing farm impliments.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 10 07:43:00 PST 1997
mr wax has no hoe, but at least he tracked the email addresses down. did you find mine, sleepy's, or both?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Nov 10 07:39:14 PST 1997
I found it! What a relief. I have call the doctor everytime we kiss.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 10 07:30:09 PST 1997
The universe is based on sullen entropy. It falls apart as it goes on...
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 10 07:27:45 PST 1997
"With time everything falls apart".
FROM: CW
DATE: Mon Nov 10 07:24:11 PST 1997
That was a funny typo
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 10 07:22:46 PST 1997
You can't find a hoe? ha, ha, ha
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Nov 10 07:21:22 PST 1997
I know. I'm sorry. I didn't want to come on too strong. My desk is a hoeless mess.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 10 07:21:20 PST 1997
Tee,hee-visit-www.church.sausage.com
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 10 07:17:40 PST 1997
Tee, hee.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 10 07:16:59 PST 1997
CW - yeah. You tell me you love me then don't give me your e:mail. You heartbreaker you!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 10 07:14:48 PST 1997
Did you check out alternity's home page? So many kitty cats... aah.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Nov 10 07:14:36 PST 1997
No. That's whole problem. I'm going to find it damn it.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 10 07:12:57 PST 1997
i can't recall if i gave it to decoy, but i think i may have. (during our first chat). did you give sleepy your email? if so, she can send you mine. so much confusion!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Nov 10 07:04:58 PST 1997
I can't find where I put Myk's e-mail. I wrote it down, put it somewhere safe, and now I can't find it. I'll keep looking. You didn't give it to Decoy by any chance did you?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Nov 10 07:00:35 PST 1997
hmmm. how interesting!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 10 06:58:33 PST 1997
i'm currently retrieving my home email from here. got yer email, sleepy!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 10 06:56:47 PST 1997
Our e:mail addresses are as follows:- mmurphy@KingoftheBoard, CWax@ventilators'r'us and sleepy@teaandirony.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 10 06:53:10 PST 1997
You said thanks. It was a pleasure.
FROM: CW
DATE: Mon Nov 10 06:50:29 PST 1997
Sleepy - I keep fogetting to say Thank You!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 10 06:48:50 PST 1997
that was my home email, mr wax. can't give out my office one.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 10 06:48:24 PST 1997
Myk - I've sent you an e:mail! CW - don't give out the address over the board.
FROM: CWW
DATE: Mon Nov 10 06:48:18 PST 1997
Whichever way, I'd love the tape.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 10 06:47:54 PST 1997
DO NOT POST YOUR EMAIL ON THE BOARD. definitely don't post mine! heh heh.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 10 06:47:06 PST 1997
all i know is that i gave my email to mr wax and sleepy, but i received emails from neither, so if i can get in this tape loop (heh heh), email me first!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Nov 10 06:47:05 PST 1997
That would work. I could give you my e-mail over the board. Do you think Voltaic would flame me? Hey Myk, was that address you gave for work or home?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 10 06:44:11 PST 1997
CW - do you still want the tape? If so, how? You e:mail Myk e:mail me?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 10 06:39:27 PST 1997
I left with alternity at about 6 pm -ish, I think.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Nov 10 06:37:46 PST 1997
How long did the chat go after I left?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 10 06:32:08 PST 1997
Yep. It was good fun.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 10 06:30:30 PST 1997
scary, sleepy... the same time. well, now everyone is sure that we're not the same person! i hope you and mr wax had a fine time at the chat, because i sure did. mts should have been there, it was quite a bit o' fun.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 10 06:22:32 PST 1997
Soft Boys'
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 10 06:21:40 PST 1997
LOOK! LOOK! Same posting time! Do we get a prize?!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 10 06:18:39 PST 1997
sleepy's comment made me check a random forecast for a town in kansas, and i would have to agree: damn cold. the high temp today will be 3Celsius (37 F), which is no fun.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 10 06:18:39 PST 1997
Someone I know just called me from Kansas City. Sorry for being obtuse. I've just thought that during the heater/ventilator discussion last week, I should have leapt in with a quote from the Soft Boy's "Wading Through A Ventilator." Still, too late for that now.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Nov 10 06:15:35 PST 1997
Who is in Kansas. I've never been to Kansas. Way too many tornadoes.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 10 06:10:55 PST 1997
I hear it's very cold in Kansas today.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 10 06:05:07 PST 1997
yeah, mr wax, i watched about half of that bills game. what an aggravating team. as for the redskins, how can i be anything but pleased? heh heh.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Nov 10 05:45:56 PST 1997
Good morning. Woe is Bills. My favorite Northern Exposure is the one where Joel's twin brother Jules arrives in town and they switch places. And Joe, you are right about the lyric. I was drunk and listening through tiny horrible somputer speakers. Still no excuse I suppose. Thirty lashes.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Nov 10 05:42:27 PST 1997
sleepy: they supported duran duran? oh god help us all. by the way.... good morning!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 10 04:12:00 PST 1997
Hi alternity. I saw the Church supporting Duran Duran! Maybe I shouldn't be admitting that...
FROM: alt
DATE: Mon Nov 10 04:05:13 PST 1997
O am here at this god awful hour. I love the solo releases from teh members of the Church..although I haven't any of ther colorabrative releases.Nice to see you all at WB chat sunday.Now back to dreaming about getting out West in time to See Robyn in LA. By that the way is that gig out in West LA by chance?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Nov 10 03:36:36 PST 1997
Morning. That was ferociously early Mr Smith. I trust you are now well rested. I guess Clare will just have to get along without you... The GLR interview was fun I thought. Queenie - my favourite Northern Exposure episode was in the first series, when the ice was melting or some atmospheric condition was occuring and Joel and Maggie ended up thrashing about the kitchen. It was very funny. I must do some work...
FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Mon Nov 10 00:00:44 PST 1997
Good Morning all. What the hell am I doing up at this time in the morning, I'm knackered! Sleepy, did you listen to the GLR interview? I'd never heard that song before but I thought it was excellent! I've listened to it about 10 times since. By the way, I can only a--ume Claire was crying because she knew I already had a girlfriend and is toltally in love with me. Yes, that's it. Anyway's I'm going back to bed, I'll chat with you later, I hope!
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sun Nov 9 22:08:19 PST 1997
Hey Myk...So it WAS one of the aliens, huh...
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sun Nov 9 22:07:24 PST 1997
My web address: www.pomn.com/joni
So I just got finished watching the X-Files. Wow it was good.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sun Nov 9 22:06:03 PST 1997
"God frightens me when you get him indoors." If anyone can name what movie that's from, well...I'll be darned impressed.
FROM: willybee
DATE: Sun Nov 9 21:57:25 PST 1997
I'll prove her existance in everything/The soul of her rivers and stones/Her acquiscence in everything/Her essence, her presence,her bones. Powerful stuff, GAF is an album that just jams. Essence being the best tune on it.My personnel fave' is Starfish it's almost perfect, 'cept for Blood Money good tune but it doesnt fit.Shame about not seeing them live best show I've ever seen. Well its late I've got a subconscious world to enter. nite-nite
FROM: WLA
DATE: Sun Nov 9 21:25:52 PST 1997
Queenie, could you please indulge my laziness and post your page address again? I did actually write it down, but you should see this desk. . . .
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Sun Nov 9 21:17:32 PST 1997
Dear Joe,
Your last posting put me in an inquisitive mood. What was my favourite church, you asked. Good question. Unfortunately, I was rather confused by it. Do you mean my favourite Church(the band) album, or did you mean the more obvious...a house of God? Well, to answer the first interpretation of your question, I must confess, I care not for the Church. And for the second interpretation, I must confess, I care not for the church.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Sun Nov 9 21:00:49 PST 1997
it's always fun to hop on and see what was written in one's name, nearly. i like that lamentation of lost love below, and in an odd way, i wish i had written it, and wish it to be true. JOE: i forgot to mention to you what a big Church fan i am. the first church album i ever heard was 1985's "heyday", which is still my favorite to this day, all sentimentality aside (well, MOST of it aside). "disenchanted" is their best song, i believe. but enough of my foolishness... it's time for bed, and soon our UK friends will populate this board with thoughtfulness and wit!
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sun Nov 9 19:43:40 PST 1997
No, I'm just kidding. I'm very sorry for your tragic loss. Would it help if I said I saw her the other day and she was really, really fat??
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sun Nov 9 19:42:49 PST 1997
No, sorry, men aren't nearly that sentimental. You are one of the aliens, aren't you??
FROM: Myk Murfy
DATE: Sun Nov 9 18:32:28 PST 1997
Today I suffered a tragic loss, no not the loss of a friend a or even a mere acquaintance. Today I suffered the loss of a dream a fantasy really.Today I found out that the girl my first childhood crush was bestowed upon is getting married. I know this is not logical for I have not seen her in 16 years, but she kept haunting me all this time. Something kept me thinking about her, I still remember whole occasions that we spent together. The way she laughed, the way she partially turned her head when she rolled her eyes, her soft voice, even the way she would stand and spin on one foot. Today my heart was broken, I'm happy for her I am. Perhaps it was for the best, its time I let her go and stop dreaming about her. To Kathleen O'Leary may you have a most wonderful and joyous life. I will always love you.
FROM: Mr.Peabody
DATE: Sun Nov 9 17:35:01 PST 1997
I, on the other hand have looked at the facts, and I see that we are in trouble. I believe we can help
ourselves. I am not waiting for the apocalypse, or the Earth's cleansing, nor am I going to resign
myself to hopelessly wait for salvation. I believe that the common person can open a portal using the
Earth's grid system that was set by ETs long ago. They could teach us how to manage our Earth.
They could help us break down the ignorance and rampant corruption that is causing damage to our
Earth. They could help us ward off the malevolent aliens, and those in government who made the
first contract with them. The stargate empowers the common person so that we can have hope for
the coming millennium. I am currently reading, Anti-Gravity & The World Grid edited by David
Hatcher Childress on the topic of vortexes and grids.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sun Nov 9 16:37:56 PST 1997
Does anyone know if this message board supports HTML??
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sun Nov 9 16:37:18 PST 1997
See what I've done? I turned this into a Northern Exposure message board. I apologize. I will say something Robyn related to counter it. The first time I saw Robyn H, he did "I got a message for you" during an encore and he was laughing and smiling all through it and it was terribly cute.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sun Nov 9 16:34:55 PST 1997
Not to mention the fact that he was an artist.
During the last season, I never bought that crap about him hooking up with O'Connell. I mean, come on.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sun Nov 9 16:34:01 PST 1997
Oops my fault. My favorite Northern Exposure episode is the story of Roslyn and Cicely. Which one is "The Quest?" (I don't know them by name.) Incidentally, have you gone to my website to see the photo of me & John Corbett?? Chris Stevens was the world's most perfect man. Philosophical, rugged, manly, sensitive, intelligent, well read...If only he really existed. *sigh*
FROM: Joe
DATE: Sun Nov 9 14:36:20 PST 1997
Sorry - WILLYBEE (not rOb) - whats your favorite Church? I've never seen them, unfortunately. ... I wonder when The Quest episode of Northern Exposure will air, since they're airing all of them from the start (since early October at any rate). Willybe-isn't Gold Afternoon Fix wonderful - it rocks! particularly "Essence": "The universe is female, eluding the science of man"
Incidentally you mispelled Cicely Q. Its spelled C-I-C-I-L-Y. Just so you know. Relieved to know that the Brick is a bar, even if just on the outside.
The ghost ship sails on into someones LIFE. LIFE damnit! not light! What would someones light be doing there?
FROM: J
DATE: Sun Nov 9 14:25:02 PST 1997
The Kershaw sessions rule dude (uh, Griffith)- much better than Respect (which I little Respect - aside from Shoes)
FROM: Joe
DATE: Sun Nov 9 14:23:52 PST 1997
Griffith - didn't that performance of "I something You" on Conan rule? I once saw him do "Madonna wasps" on that show long ago, spoken introduction and all. Didn't go to the Drake gig - no point. I'll catch it on the radio. ... Sleepy, dude, have NO idea what Nick (poor chap)s holding in his left hand. Perhaps its a bogie? Poor fellow.
rOb - whats your favorite Church? Blurred Crusade? Fix? or just Metropolis? And how was the Wind in the Willows movie? I've heard tell it was reviewed unfavourably with a lump of crap.
Bryter layter. Take care y'all
FROM: Lorraine
DATE: Sun Nov 9 10:59:39 PST 1997
Tall, dark and handsome: I have to get off this emotional roller coaster.It hurts too much. Just know that my feelings for you are real, and that I loved with everything that I am.
FROM: WLA
DATE: Sun Nov 9 10:59:35 PST 1997
Fave Hitchc--k album: I Often Dream of Trains. I couldn't pinpoint a favorite song, just narrow it down to a few . / Couldn't make the chat again because I still can't work this IRC-thang. I've sent out help-me emails, tho', so maybe next time.
FROM: wb
DATE: Sun Nov 9 10:21:51 PST 1997
oh yea' my favo"u"rite album is eye although my favo"u"rite song is Trams of Old London. its just beautiful!
FROM: willybee
DATE: Sun Nov 9 10:18:16 PST 1997
interesting chat, Myk that John Travolta remark was a joke "not that theres anything wrong with that" ha ha ,oh well.must be off theres firefly's to catch.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Sun Nov 9 09:52:52 PST 1997
the chat went very well! and i would never post "you suck!", as was done in my name (see below). silly name thieves!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Sun Nov 9 07:43:10 PST 1997
Hello babies. How are you all? Soon I will attempt the unattemptable, but first I will sip my tea and contemplate....
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Sat Nov 8 21:26:50 PST 1997
Good Night All!
FROM: CT
DATE: Sat Nov 8 21:24:02 PST 1997
Time for a warm glass of milk and a nap!
FROM:
DATE: Sat Nov 8 21:21:57 PST 1997
Abd the ghost ship ship sails on into someones light....
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Sat Nov 8 21:17:06 PST 1997
You suck!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Sat Nov 8 21:16:27 PST 1997
I'm outta here, quite "board" haha with the company.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Sat Nov 8 21:15:24 PST 1997
You are the third person to ask me that in that last day. Am I happy? Yes. I am. I'm going to play Euecher now. I'll be at the chat tomorrow. Till then... September cones....
FROM: Chewing Tobacco
DATE: Sat Nov 8 21:12:46 PST 1997
Happy?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Sat Nov 8 21:09:33 PST 1997
And stop posting as me.
FROM: CW
DATE: Sat Nov 8 21:07:43 PST 1997
What does "met" mean?
FROM: CW
DATE: Sat Nov 8 21:06:58 PST 1997
ooooh The hate word. Is it possible to love somebody you've never met?
FROM: CW
DATE: Sat Nov 8 21:05:27 PST 1997
I hate you too, but I love Myk.
FROM: CW
DATE: Sat Nov 8 21:04:24 PST 1997
I just dont like you at all!Myk's o.k. though
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Sat Nov 8 21:02:34 PST 1997
Myk, Is that really you?
FROM: Lucifer
DATE: Sat Nov 8 21:01:26 PST 1997
Take your projectile out of my spincter.Take your intelligevce out of my head. Too Obvious?
FROM: CW
DATE: Sat Nov 8 21:01:19 PST 1997
Chewing Wax, your trash!These are not Voltaic words.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Sat Nov 8 21:00:08 PST 1997
ok, it's midnight, and i would like to post one last invitation to attend the sunday 11am thingie. using an IRC chat thingie, it's irc.warnerbros.com as the server and #GlassHotel is the room. my favorite album is Eye, but deciding between my favorite songs on Eye is difficult. "aquarium", perhaps? either that or "raining twilight coast". amusingly, mr wax, i'm currently listening to "airscape". it is an amazing tune.
FROM: CW
DATE: Sat Nov 8 20:57:01 PST 1997
Come on, fess up. I'm coming clean eh? And it feels so bazzar looking down on where you are...
FROM:
DATE: Sat Nov 8 20:53:21 PST 1997
intelligeNce
FROM: CW
DATE: Sat Nov 8 20:52:54 PST 1997
Take your projectile out of my spincter.Take your intelligevce out of my head.
FROM: CW
DATE: Sat Nov 8 20:44:40 PST 1997
Take your your face out of my mirror. Take your bones out of my body.
FROM: CW
DATE: Sat Nov 8 20:42:43 PST 1997
Take your knife out of my back. Take your sword out of my soul.
FROM: CW
DATE: Sat Nov 8 20:41:33 PST 1997
Oh jeez. Sorry for the typo.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Sat Nov 8 20:40:28 PST 1997
Oh. That's a relevant posting. Are you there still ther Lucifer? I'm ready to rock. I've got You and Oblivion playing as I post.
FROM: Lucifer
DATE: Sat Nov 8 20:21:45 PST 1997
Voltaic, I would never confess to any crime. After all, I'm a PRINCE. I much prefer persuasion. Nevertheless, thank you for the compliment.('Tis my forte)
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Sat Nov 8 19:50:51 PST 1997
Really? I guess I've just been lucky. The first time was with the Egyptians. It is very different solo. The last time I saw him he played I Often Dream of Trains and Airscape, which I'd never heard him play before. Just one of them would have made my life. Both was absolutely incredible. I saw Roger Waters third row for Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking and Radio Chaos. I thought those were the best I'd ever see, but that last show with Robyn eclipsed them. I smiled for two weeks.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sat Nov 8 19:46:29 PST 1997
I only heard him play it this past summer out of the three times I've seen him.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Sat Nov 8 18:55:54 PST 1997
That's what I figured. I heard that a lot of it was actually filmed on a sound stage in L.A. You can take the shows out of Hollywood but... I suspect Robyn is very partial to Madonna of the Wasps. I've only seen him three times, once in 1989, once in 1994 and once in 1997 but he played that song each time. The shows were all very different other that that.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sat Nov 8 18:48:34 PST 1997
I think my favorite album is Queen Elvis, also partly for sentimental reasons. I think my favorite song is Madonna Of The Wasps.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sat Nov 8 18:47:06 PST 1997
But there was a guy who had a house in town that he converted into a theatre. Him and his wife were kind of hippie types, with incense burning in the lobby and everything. They played one movie at a time and we went there just to get out of the heat. We saw "It Could Happen To You." Anyway, this guy was a huge Marlon Brando fan so he painted a mural that took up the entire side of his two story house of a young, "Streetcar" Marlon Brando. The guys that made the TV show would cover it up with a giant, house-sized canvas every time they filmed. I don't know why. The people that owned that theatre were like real-life Sicely, Alaska types.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sat Nov 8 18:44:03 PST 1997
The Brick that you see from the outside isn't at all the same Brick that they film the inside stuff in. That's a sound stage somewhere I suppose.
FROM: CW
DATE: Sat Nov 8 18:38:10 PST 1997
I forgot my favoite song. That's a tough one. No it isn't. Airscape.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Sat Nov 8 18:36:22 PST 1997
So the Brick is a real bar? That's cool. Did they film the show in the bar or on a set? Anyhow, I Often Dream of Trains goes first, for sentimental reasons and its amazing sound. I have a very soft spot for Perspex Island though. Two very different albums. I love them both to death.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sat Nov 8 18:32:39 PST 1997
I would like to take a poll:
What is everyone's favorite Robyn Hitchock album?
Favorite Robyn H. song?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sat Nov 8 18:31:42 PST 1997
Hi CW. That show was actually filmed in Roslyn, WA. My husband & I went up for an entire week and camped just outside of town at this GORGEOUS campsite...It was so hot and we drank beers at The Brick and went swimming in these crystal-blue lakes...It was the BEST vacation ever.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Sat Nov 8 18:01:34 PST 1997
Hey Queenie. I'm not usually on here on the weekends. It's a different world. I was listening to I Often Dream Of Trains just a few hours ago. Never ceases to amaze me how good it is. Your web site is a joy. Just when A@E is letting me catch up on all the Northern Exposure episodes I missed, Your wonderful pictures show up. I thought they were in Alaska!. Well not really. I have a theory about the chaos on Friday. No less then three people trying to out do each other. A complete waste of Warner Brother's hard drive space. Still, kind of fun. I can't get "Listening to the Higsons" out of my head.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sat Nov 8 17:42:40 PST 1997
Aw shucks, fellas...
FROM: ?
DATE: Sat Nov 8 13:55:32 PST 1997
To whom it may concern; there has been some questioning about yesterdays postings. I as*ure you that no harm was intended, it was just an experiment to see how Satan would react. I feel that it showed a more kinder even gentle Satan so it was a success, he even pleaded to the Stooges "wow I'm good". For the rest of you I must offer my sincerest apologies especially you Queenie, you are a truly wonderful individual if more people were like you this world wuoldnt be such a s--thole!P.S. your writings are kinda' cool and you are beautiful.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Sat Nov 8 12:23:30 PST 1997
I don't know...this whole thing is weird. I truly thought this would just be a place to discuss Robyn H. I didn't realize there are such message board politics...
FROM:
DATE: Sat Nov 8 12:03:08 PST 1997
Queenie, don't take that wrong. I like you, but you were naive yesterday, interpreting all those terrible insults as being directed toward you. They were not. You are nice. Don't feel threatened. Just be yourself.
FROM: The Confessions of Satan
DATE: Sat Nov 8 11:59:10 PST 1997
Satan even learns something sometimes about playing with fire; Queenie reveals by her messages just prior to her claim of non-innocence that she is indeed naive; the cast of regulars are duped by someone over the course of what, about 12 hours, who posts messages as various others, demonstrating all of the following: 1) an enviable amount of free time; 2) a malevolent streak that made Satan green (almost, kind of orange) with envy; 3) a complete recall of every posting ever made by voltaic and all of his various personalities--an even more amazing--a seemingly mind-worm's view of voltaic's motives (no, CW, I am not at all admitting to be the Other); 4) a love of William S. Burroughs and Brion Gysin's cut-up method; and finally, 5) an even less spiritual/moral center than his Satanic Majesty. This, my friends, was an anarchist's kitchen yesterday. My hats off to that individual...not only did he create more confusion than I ever did; he managed to convey the kind of hatred and truly vicious vibe from which even the Dark Prince himself recoils.
FROM: The one and only *
<the last official message>
DATE: Sat Nov 8 07:55:46 PST 1997
What a depressing pile of kak. There is only one *. * posted on Thursday and Thursday only, even though another person then added extra * postings. * is empathetic and kind. * was having a little bit of a joke on anon - no more, no less and it was hoped that this would be taken in the spirit of which it was intended. * was not looking for trouble and an oilslick of nastiness but still the oil laps around the shores.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Fri Nov 7 21:10:42 PST 1997
I wonder if he'll make it back up to the Northwest again soon.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 7 20:58:09 PST 1997
From: Kimmylu
Does anyone here actually talk about Robyn Hitchc--k? He's quite a nice fellow--met him once. He actually owes me a pack of cigarettes, but I genuinely hope he's given them up.
FROM: WLA
DATE: Fri Nov 7 20:37:26 PST 1997
I'd like to respond to so much that's been put out here the last few days, but I'll save it for the chat, except for a few bits - Joe (on a non-Hitchc--k item): Wind in the Willows is out in LA - we saw it last week. Of course, it's geared towards the kiddies, so one wouldn't expect it to be extremely like Python. It was lovely, visually, and there WERE a (very) few MP-ish quips. The weasels were exceptionally well portrayed! : 0
. . . /I heard RH wanted to do a remake of Roxy's "Avalon" a la his Dylan project. We say "Go For It", Uncle Bob! / Griffith - Thank you! and bless the Hitchc--kian-Gods-That-Be that he's not playing the 8th when I'm in Whittier! For those of you tuning in late, I'll do my public service/fan board duty: Robyn will be playing at Largos in LA (or is that Hollywood, properly?) on Fairfax Ave on Sat--day, November 15th - doors open at 8, and I was told he starts playing at 9.
FROM: WLA
DATE: Fri Nov 7 20:30:13 PST 1997
---YOW! Yesterday was one of the wildest battles yet. Really, I was so exhausted after reading it all, I couldn't even post (yeah, tears all 'round. . .). Voltaic (or whomEVER)'s jabbing with a verbal pointy stick to stir things up a bit is. . . . well, WEIRD. A few times, okay, but yesterday was a bit much. Sorry to see even Queenie start fretting today - I've admired her wise approach: IGNORE it, and stay the playful/interesting chatter you are. Q., I loved how you got everyone reminiscing on RH so sweetly-it was yesterday's saving grace!
FROM: Decoy
<Lord@HeavenAndEarth>
DATE: Fri Nov 7 18:07:29 PST 1997
Cut it out, I'm getting very confused. I got into this on the premise that this was an obscure if not geeky message board. "You're right..you're right. ...I was looking forward to chatting about Robyn H. today. I'll come back when it's the Robyn Hitchock message board instead of the Nasty Pretentious Weirdos Who Try To Out-Clever Each Other With Strange Ramblings and Cryptic Postings message board " - "WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN????" (name that quote) I hope to see the players at chat at 11am EST on sunday. Tragic obligations at work have prevented me from be present at the last - hmmmm... 6 archives or so. (That's hyperbolic - exaggeration for effect). After a long, nasty week of work and moving our corporate offices, through which I was offline, and the results of which move will be that my proxy server will be rebuilt, I have returned to be utterly confused; I need a chat session to sort things out. Perhaps Myk can prepare a synopsis? I would appreciate that. Love and hugs, Decoy.
FROM: Lucifer
DATE: Fri Nov 7 17:46:34 PST 1997
Voltaic, you are pretending to be me. Ironic. Nevertheless, I will allow you to continue with this charade.(You obviously have good taste)
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Fri Nov 7 17:37:04 PST 1997
Ah, I ain't so innocent..
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 7 17:20:04 PST 1997
you're more than welcome my goofy friend.
FROM: ?
DATE: Fri Nov 7 17:06:53 PST 1997
No, good point bye forever......sorry for the trouble I caused.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 7 17:01:20 PST 1997
CW: I's recognize that laugh anywhere. Are you the phantom t--d? That would explain a lot.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 7 16:59:46 PST 1997
do i smell azzkizzing meltdown???BAHHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 7 16:58:29 PST 1997
?, is this board adding to your pleasure?
FROM: Martin
DATE: Fri Nov 7 16:55:59 PST 1997
WUZZUP!!!
FROM: Hallucinogenic Woodpecker
<trentd@claynet.com>
DATE: Fri Nov 7 16:36:24 PST 1997
Hello! It seems like I get the opportunity to post about twice a month. Anyway, I hope everyone is having fun out there. I am greatly anticipating the release of Robyn's CD, movie, and book. 1998 is going to be a great year for Fegmaniax.
FROM: ?
DATE: Fri Nov 7 16:33:22 PST 1997
Just a few cd's I really dont care about the individual himself. I think it takes away from the pleasure of the music.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 7 16:33:21 PST 1997
Must be so little you can't even say.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 7 16:30:21 PST 1997
And what's that?
FROM: ?
DATE: Fri Nov 7 16:27:44 PST 1997
I know very little about RH. But what I do know I like.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 7 16:27:09 PST 1997
Not that I'm bowing to your clan leader campaign, there, Myk. I am just explaining to the court of hollow laughter than Queenie was warned, hours ago, that this board has some serious voodoo workin' today.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 7 16:25:56 PST 1997
Myk, Queenie was warned. She and all other Innocents have been duped today. I am really trying to be good. Really. But the lavendar phantom, posssibly a "familiar" of mine, has been piddling all over the place today. I would take credit but there is no style; just constant face-making in a broken glass.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 7 16:23:56 PST 1997
postings. (Sorry)
FROM: Satan
DATE: Fri Nov 7 16:23:12 PST 1997
Girls, girls, girls. I leave for a while and you're still talking about ME? Where's the chat about Robyn, or has this shapeshifterninny-git taken over? Remember, the real Satan is everybody's friend, because he knows all of your deep dark secrets. And he has empathy. He cares. Hi ?, let me guess, are you that Hitchc--k stalker that visited yesterday? No, even she/he responded to actual posted rather than simply regurgitating them. I asked earlier if anybody had heard the Main Thing cover by RH. Hmm?
FROM: ?
DATE: Fri Nov 7 16:16:26 PST 1997
Good thing I dont, besides I love you
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 7 16:14:57 PST 1997
If you even half believe in Black Magic, get the f--k away.
FROM: ?
DATE: Fri Nov 7 16:07:47 PST 1997
ooooooooh. I sense HATE!
FROM: ?
DATE: Fri Nov 7 16:04:11 PST 1997
anon.????
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 7 15:59:10 PST 1997
ooo tetchy!
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 7 15:54:30 PST 1997
To the guy or animal posting as the formerly interested former Voltaic: f--k you good bye and have a nice fatal accident on your way to the proctologist you cancerous smelly piece of s--t inbred.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Nov 7 15:28:46 PST 1997
queenie: the last "myk" you responded to was not me. the pseudoMyk is usually kind enough to alter the spelling of my name to point out his action. i honestly enjoyed the heck outta that website of yours. a window into another life, it was.
FROM: willybee
DATE: Fri Nov 7 15:25:04 PST 1997
Hey Joe ever seen the church live and where.
FROM: willybee
DATE: Fri Nov 7 15:23:40 PST 1997
Queenie ever been to Buffalo? Tell me what you think of that fine city.
FROM: little NELL
DATE: Fri Nov 7 15:23:14 PST 1997
satan? is it true that you're just God when he's drunk?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Fri Nov 7 15:17:01 PST 1997
Where did everyone get the idea that I'm beautiful?? Or are you just being mean. :(
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Fri Nov 7 15:13:26 PST 1997
Well, Satan, I did get a really messy homemade tattoo once. Is that good enough??
FROM: willybee
DATE: Fri Nov 7 15:12:56 PST 1997
The Church RULE!!!!!!!!!!!
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Nov 7 15:10:58 PST 1997
Hey, guys....I'm on my way to Atlanta, to explore the night life. If anybody's out there, look for me...I'll be the nerdy guy in the lime green shirt...Ta....
FROM: BOB
DATE: Fri Nov 7 14:53:06 PST 1997
there. go and blow the stink off you.
FROM: BOB
DATE: Fri Nov 7 14:52:00 PST 1997
red alert http://www.subgenius.com/
FROM: BOB
DATE: Fri Nov 7 14:47:11 PST 1997
http://sunsite.unc.edu/subgenius/funhouse.html
FROM: BOB
DATE: Fri Nov 7 14:45:49 PST 1997
satan,do stop shaking my cage.
FROM: Joe
DATE: Fri Nov 7 14:36:07 PST 1997
Is the Wind in the Willows movie to come out here? And who here is into the Church? (the musical group, not the church of the Subgenius or something)?
FROM: Joe
DATE: Fri Nov 7 14:35:23 PST 1997
Is the Wind in the Willows movie to come out here? And who here is into the Church? (the musical group, not the church of the Subgenius or something)?
FROM: Satan
DATE: Fri Nov 7 14:31:54 PST 1997
I wish I had a friend, if I had a friend I wouldn't hang around this board so long and harass these wonderful, kind, funny, people.Does anyone want to be my friend?
FROM: Satan
DATE: Fri Nov 7 14:26:52 PST 1997
Queenie after reading your poems, do you now or have you ever been involved in self mutilation? I "being Satan of course" am turned on by the sight of blood dripping from a beautiful womans body.
FROM: "c" cret
DATE: Fri Nov 7 14:26:00 PST 1997
There were other names, but they involve Bud's incomprehensible 'single transferrable, double
reverse, triple duodesmic voting system' (a version of which he uses to derive GB club seedings and
which I use as a random number generator for password encryption !), so I won't mention them
here.
FROM: Satan
DATE: Fri Nov 7 14:07:54 PST 1997
Even though I have no idea who this waits fellow is I'll say similar.
FROM: Guinness
DATE: Fri Nov 7 14:06:39 PST 1997
For those who know not the difference between fantasyland and real life may I suggest the fine, foamy, robust flavor of Guinness? It wont help you understand but you'll be so drunk off your mind you wont care.
FROM: Ralfh
DATE: Fri Nov 7 14:05:06 PST 1997
mabey just similar.hello?
FROM: Ralfh
DATE: Fri Nov 7 14:02:43 PST 1997
is the beggining of de chirico street the same sax riff as on Tom waits song small change?
FROM: Idi Admin
DATE: Fri Nov 7 13:51:41 PST 1997
don't worry kids I will eat him.
FROM: webmaster general
<webmastergeneral@wbr.com>
DATE: Fri Nov 7 13:50:18 PST 1997
Due to public demand this message board will be changed, the new board will be appropriately named "Nasty Pretentious Weirdos Who Try To Out-Clever Each Other With Strange Ramblings and Cryptic Postings" message board. The new name will take affect Mon. 11/10/97 Thank You:
FROM: willybee(the real thing)
DATE: Fri Nov 7 13:21:42 PST 1997
Cute Satan, but this is my first and only posting today.as far as doubting my story i'm actually hurt well no not really! true story i used to run with a pretty rough crowd.
FROM: Satanbee ..oops
DATE: Fri Nov 7 13:15:12 PST 1997
Yes. Time to torture other souls. Nice to meet me as well.
FROM: Walt Fletcher
DATE: Fri Nov 7 13:15:10 PST 1997
back to work Lord of the Flies.
FROM: Satan is ashamed
DATE: Fri Nov 7 13:11:38 PST 1997
Willybee if you aren't the imposter I'll be a midget mind's uncle. Please to meet me! Sorry
FROM: Satan
DATE: Fri Nov 7 13:10:41 PST 1997
This is really fascinating but I have to go back to work: there's fire and brimstone to be heated in anticipation of your expected suicide, Lord of the Flies.
FROM: WillybeeBurroughs
DATE: Fri Nov 7 13:10:29 PST 1997
Myk Murph e y reg Wickenburg ?
FROM: Willybee
DATE: Fri Nov 7 13:09:26 PST 1997
You are accusing me of ranting? I can't begin to point out how many things are wrong with that.
FROM: Sin Bad
DATE: Fri Nov 7 13:08:50 PST 1997
She wasn't your friend. That was a delusion on your part. You're friends are those you've converted to your ways....by sucking to the point just before death. Do you have that kind of self control, my little vampire midget mind?
FROM: Greg Wickenburg
DATE: Fri Nov 7 13:06:55 PST 1997
My Name is Walt Fletcher Any info you have will help.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 7 13:06:50 PST 1997
'nuf typos for you, genius?
FROM: Satin Satan
DATE: Fri Nov 7 13:06:17 PST 1997
There must be some connection between Willybee's rants and my mentioned Burroughs. That's when I first recall his sticky his head out of the stall.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 7 13:05:34 PST 1997
Ah. You drove her away you bastard. She was our only friend.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Fri Nov 7 13:04:16 PST 1997
But before I leave I will respond to your post, Myk. Portland is a really beautiful city but unfortunately I have yet to see a street kid who looked like either River Phoenix or Keanu Reeves. Other than that, I thought the movie represented well.
FROM: Willybee
DATE: Fri Nov 7 13:03:50 PST 1997
Cleveland is dreamy. The river fire keeps us warm in the winter!
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Fri Nov 7 13:02:42 PST 1997
You're right..you're right. ...I was looking forward to chatting about Robyn H. today. I'll come back when it's the Robyn Hitchock message board instead of the Nasty Pretentious Weirdos Who Try To Out-Clever Each Other With Strange Ramblings and Cryptic Postings message board
FROM: psychic eunich.
DATE: Fri Nov 7 13:01:43 PST 1997
drink some Guiness
FROM: Myk Murphey
DATE: Fri Nov 7 13:01:34 PST 1997
Just ignore him Queenie my love. So, what's Portland like in real life? I've only seen it from My Own Private Idaho. Not exactly chamber of commerce stuff. heh heh
FROM: midget tooth decay
DATE: Fri Nov 7 13:01:00 PST 1997
I never create. I only suck what others offer. I can't create; I am
crippled in that regard. A psychic eunich.
FROM: vampire
DATE: Fri Nov 7 12:59:53 PST 1997
christ, Queenie, that wasn't directed at you. Didn't somebody tell you a while ago to back away it could get messy? Now you've gone and been hit by stray tainted spittle.
FROM: midget tooth decay.
DATE: Fri Nov 7 12:59:42 PST 1997
splendid bliss? Nawww just go out and drink some Guiness
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 7 12:58:57 PST 1997
Now who's spelling things wrong, eh, my little mind midget
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Fri Nov 7 12:58:37 PST 1997
I suppose that's a put-down
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Fri Nov 7 12:58:16 PST 1997
I sound like a trout??
FROM: vampire
DATE: Fri Nov 7 12:57:40 PST 1997
I never create. I only suck what others offer. I can't create; I am crippled in that regard. A psychic eunich.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 7 12:57:23 PST 1997
WHATCANISAYTOYOU???
FROM: Enilorac
DATE: Fri Nov 7 12:56:57 PST 1997
Suddenly you sound just like a trout.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 7 12:56:31 PST 1997
What happened suddenly to her? Just like my beloved Eniorac you sound just like her.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 7 12:55:53 PST 1997
midget mind should be taken together, my little wart. Like foreign car, or tooth decay. That means your mind is a midget; it doesn't mean midgets are dumb. okay?
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 7 12:54:29 PST 1997
random reworks again. are we reaching the end of your various talents so soon? darn
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Fri Nov 7 12:54:07 PST 1997
Next time round, I'll be a trout.
FROM: Eyeball gazing out god's arse
DATE: Fri Nov 7 12:53:32 PST 1997
Next time round you'll be a dingleberry.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 7 12:53:13 PST 1997
When you say "midget mind" are you suggesting that midgets are stupid?
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 7 12:53:04 PST 1997
What happened to my beloved Enilorac? Suddenly you sound just like her.
FROM: oozingDadaistdrink some Guiness
DATE: Fri Nov 7 12:52:03 PST 1997
I used to think I was the oozing scab under this bridge. I am no match fired by frustration.I used to think.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 7 12:51:28 PST 1997
Do you visit the other boards on warner too? Jetbread? My theories make Valis seem like a chapter of the Stupids when it comes to you, midget mind.
FROM: Willybee
DATE: Fri Nov 7 12:50:51 PST 1997
Yeh - that would be early. heh heh
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 7 12:50:05 PST 1997
You aren't with me. You're are all alone. That's why you're here, remember? I'm only you.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 7 12:49:40 PST 1997
Cower in fear you miserable squibs. You created me. Did somebody say naked pictures?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Fri Nov 7 12:48:14 PST 1997
Willybee...I seriously doubt I'll get up that early, depends on my little girl. SHE might want to get up that early. In that case I'll be there.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 7 12:47:15 PST 1997
I'm with you. This guy is genuinely out of his mind. Tortured and killed puppies when he was a kid kind of crazy.
FROM: So Naval Attic
DATE: Fri Nov 7 12:47:07 PST 1997
Fish..
FROM: klondyke
<klondyke@messy.net>
DATE: Fri Nov 7 12:45:38 PST 1997
Cherish the thoughts that take us past a raven sky into the unknown.Perish the pain of turmoil and drink from the cup of splendid bliss. Nawww just go out and drink some Guiness
FROM: Willybee
DATE: Fri Nov 7 12:45:11 PST 1997
No no. It was very funny to me, Hey -are you going to get up early and chat with us on Sunday?
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 7 12:44:39 PST 1997
I used to think I was the troll under this bridge. But we have the genuine article here. I am no match for the nameless oozing scab, a shapeshifter fired by frustration. Seeking incarnation.
FROM: a vocal ant sit
DATE: Fri Nov 7 12:43:31 PST 1997
chimp Dadaists with pistols are the audience.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Fri Nov 7 12:43:17 PST 1997
Cleveland...Drew Carey...Woo Hoo!
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Fri Nov 7 12:42:32 PST 1997
Holy cow, you read that??? That is crap that I thought would only ever be interesting to people I hung with back then.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 7 12:42:13 PST 1997
Willybean: That anger again. Vent, my friend. I know it's scary at first, but it will feel better later. And I am sure your rottweiller will lick up the vomit for you.
FROM: Willybee
DATE: Fri Nov 7 12:41:15 PST 1997
Hello! I'm from Cleveland. To bad about the Indians huh? Queenie - I absolutely loved your teenaged poetry!!! Too bad about your idealism though. Too many drugs I would guess.
FROM: Bill S
DATE: Fri Nov 7 12:40:42 PST 1997
You've got to be kidding.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 7 12:40:26 PST 1997
SO abuse (sorry, smacker)
FROM: mr wafflehead
DATE: Fri Nov 7 12:40:22 PST 1997
I have a Robyn song covering Roxy Musics "More Than This".The Main thing would be interesting in a Hitchckian version.