FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Oct 27 06:34:13 PST 1997
quite depressingly, i've never seen robyn, though he comes to town often enough. a few of my friends go on occasion, but i always missed out for some dumb reason or another. as for bands in general... i see a bit of them, though it ebbs and flows. we have plenty of cool clubs to catch the shows, fortunately. and, of course, i like to go see friends' bands quite a bit.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Oct 27 06:29:34 PST 1997
Myk - Do you get chance to see many bands in Washington? You've seen Robyn play there haven't you?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Oct 27 06:27:09 PST 1997
Myk - lots of good gigs coming up such as Violent Femmes, Sundays, Yo La Tengo and some potentially horrid jazz play which I inadvertently agreed to go to... Oh, yeah, and some guy called Robyn something-or-other is playing in November.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Oct 27 06:20:10 PST 1997
hey sleepy: anything exciting goin' down in london these days? just curious. ...oh, i got some cool news: my pals from canterbury (orig. from new zealand) will be coming to visit for all of december! yeah!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Oct 27 06:04:33 PST 1997
Hi Myk.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Oct 27 06:03:18 PST 1997
Hello Decoy. Suffering for your sport I see. I forced myself to watch some of the World Series but drifted in and out of consciousness several times - it wasn't boring, but it was late. That Jon Secada high-note thing was a bit alarming...
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Oct 27 06:02:22 PST 1997
heh heh... i was beaten by decoy! oh the ignominy! the bills lose to a snowbound bronco team, the 'skins lose, and who cares about the series finale this year anyway? well, good mornin' to ya decoy, and good afternoon to the sleepy one.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Oct 27 05:59:55 PST 1997
i do a morning posting before mr wax? wow.
FROM: Decoy
DATE: Mon Oct 27 05:57:04 PST 1997
I expected CW as well. No doubt sleeping off a MAJOR BILLS HANGOVER after that overtime debacle yesterday. I doubt he's in the mood to listen to Robyn even. We'll see. I know I was crawling around on the floor swearing and kicking the ground for the last half of the 4th quarter and the whole overtime. Quite painful. Sulk.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Oct 27 05:40:02 PST 1997
There was one possible contenter, now maybe, two. The truth is, I don't know. Are you in the UK or USA? Oh, yes and where is CW, he should be here by now.
FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Mon Oct 27 05:17:38 PST 1997
Sleepy - Thank you for replying, I knew they're had to be someone out there. Who do you think I am? No matter what, I'll never be who you think I am.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Oct 27 04:59:40 PST 1997
This British Summer Time-ending thing has left me jet-lagged, I'm sure of it.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Oct 27 04:57:05 PST 1997
I think I am. Are you who I think you are?
FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Mon Oct 27 04:42:01 PST 1997
Have we been wrong all along? Are we insane? Are our ears blind to greatness? I listened to Gravy Deco last night, and you know what, it ain't half bad. Young people scream is just dying for some young buck guitar band to cover it. Rock on!!!! Anyone going to The Jazz Cafe?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Oct 27 04:08:20 PST 1997
Wuh, that sounded a bit posh.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Oct 27 03:11:58 PST 1997
The 'hideous' part of that posting of course refers to the rebuff itself, as opposed to the object of affection.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Oct 27 03:00:15 PST 1997
And now he sleeps.... Good morning to all those who are aren't drunk/suffering from hideous girlfriend/boyfriend rebuff. CW:- 1) Don't You 2) Captain Dry 3) Big Gold Star For Me.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Mon Oct 27 01:04:56 PST 1997
ooops...sorry. Had a bit too much to drink perhaps.....*urp*
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Sun Oct 26 23:28:14 PST 1997
I swear that last posting wasn't sarcastic. I wasn't trying to be a pompous a--, honest. CW, I really am doing it because you suggested. I just don't have any nude photos of her. Other girlfriends, however.....
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Sun Oct 26 23:18:58 PST 1997
I swear that last posting wasn't sarcastic. I wasn't trying to be a pompous a--, honest. CW, I really am doing it because you suggested. I just don't have any nude photos of her. Other girlfriends, however.....
FROM: rOb.
<misterdna@mailcity.com>
DATE: Sun Oct 26 23:11:55 PST 1997
Glad to hear that I'm sounding older. I think it was Chewing Wax that suggested I put naked photos of my ex-girlfriend on my page. Frankly, I'm disgusted! I may not be dating her anymore (she refuses to acknowledge my very existence), but I still love her. She was my very first love. But what I WILL do (just for you CW), is post a very good picture of her (I still think she is the most beautiful creature the God I don't believe in had time to create), and all the sordid details of the relationship.
I'm sure that once you people see a pic of this lass, you'll all ask yourself "How in the hell did rOb get that goddess to date him for almost six months? Was she desperate?"
Perhaps that's really unfair...none of you have ever seen me....Anyway, I'm going to be working on that late into the night, so if anyone's interested (but it's all for you, CW), just dig into the archives (19, I think) and find my page.
FROM: willybee
DATE: Sun Oct 26 21:22:40 PST 1997
Glad to see your back r0b the place just hasn't been the same with out you.Somehow you seem different, a little older more experienced maybe.It's probably the trip down to good ol' boy territory.I personally hate it down there "but that's me". P.S. Happy birthday to ya on recent cd's pickup The Church's "Magician Among The Spirits" if you like dreamy type 'o' tunes or Jack Frost's "Snow Job" poppy but well worth the import price.
FROM: willybee
DATE: Sun Oct 26 21:12:28 PST 1997
We lost.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Sun Oct 26 19:37:16 PST 1997
you have missed nothing, rob. don't bother with the weekend's postings. glad to hear you had a good time, and enjoy your birthday. thanks for the bowie tip; i bought the new Love Spit Love album and (god help me) the Sneaker Pimps. i dig both. if you're into the newish "brit-hop" sound, you may dig SP. great news in music!!! they came out with a Replacements double CD!!! 17 remastered tunes, and 16 unreleased! woohoo!
FROM: rOb.
<misterdna@mailcity.com>
DATE: Sun Oct 26 18:02:08 PST 1997
Back from Alabama.....saw some strange sights. Evidently, Matlock is on 24 hours a day down there, I must have seen at least 16 different episodes in the course of four days. I also saw Samuel L. Jackson and Garth Brooks trade hats. Wotta few days. Anyhoo.....I don't actually feel like browsing through the last few days of archives to see if anyone tried to talk to me...too tired...yawn...by the by, in a totally unrelated matter, for those of you who haven't had the chance to hear Bowie's new one, Earthling, I heartily recommend it. Granted, Bowie's not in top form (he hasn't been in top form since about, oh....1980 or so..), but it's alot better than most of the pap I'm hearing these days. Robyn excluded, of course. P.S....for those of you who care (you know who you are), my birthday is on Wednesday...WOO-HOO!
FROM: Norman
DATE: Sun Oct 26 15:06:21 PST 1997
yip
FROM: dan boldin
<boldin@sas.upenn.edu>
DATE: Sun Oct 26 11:54:26 PST 1997
if there are any robyn hitchc--k listservs, i'd like to be but on them.
thanks,
dan
FROM: Voltaic
DATE: Sat Oct 25 18:23:35 PDT 1997
I like dreaming.
FROM: Fletch
DATE: Sat Oct 25 17:18:52 PDT 1997
Ted, Ted Nugent. Cujo!
FROM: the nit on your pewter toes
DATE: Sat Oct 25 15:49:52 PDT 1997
Voltaic is felchy, you licentious a-- t--ds
FROM: the zit on your putrid nose
DATE: Sat Oct 25 11:04:42 PDT 1997
Voltaic is Squelchy, you pretentious bastards
FROM: Joe
DATE: Sat Oct 25 09:24:18 PDT 1997
I think this message board has gone mad. Nice day for it - for going mad. Why not go mad said Ford
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Oct 24 22:52:17 PDT 1997
ok ok, i know... one should never give so much attention to someone who will do anything to be noticed. one who begs for email flames is to be pitied. pal... in all seriousness: turn off the pc, go out and interact with the real world. try for respect and admiration, and not just to be noticed.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Oct 24 22:45:49 PDT 1997
regarding v's postings: it doesn't take much to see the beginning of volty's ramblings, note the time stamp, then scan past the bulk of it (who actually reads it anymore?) to note the time stamp at the end. in the first posting of his latest stream, "wiijii" asks how i am sure that the real voltaic posts... to that i ask: why would one post as voltaic (despite the invitation to do so)? i'd sooner borrow "squelchy" for a posting.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Oct 24 18:26:28 PDT 1997
I fall down in the sun/ I become everyone whoever walked this way/ when deserty places meet the oasis/empty spaces of today
FROM: Decoy
DATE: Fri Oct 24 18:23:59 PDT 1997
Latest news;Myk, C.W., Voltaic will not be posting on this board anymore.Myk's pregnant wiyh C.W.'s lovechild,Voltaic's C.W.'s mistress and they all ran off to be with people of their type in Prussia. So I now have complete control over this board posting fee is $5.00. Local tax applies "of course".
FROM:
DATE: Fri Oct 24 17:45:23 PDT 1997
huh?
FROM: Decoy
DATE: Fri Oct 24 17:18:10 PDT 1997
In Chat, you can banish a user and not allow them to play. Moronic, sorry I've missed so much of your return. Myk, CW, Enilorac, sleepy, pungo, (and squelchy) did you know that I am roughly 10 to the 128th power times cooler than Voltaic - thought you'd appreciate knowing this. Strangely enough, my coolness would fit in squelchy's pinky finger - were he not some collective manifestation of the urge for nonsense.
FROM: Decoy
DATE: Fri Oct 24 17:07:59 PDT 1997
Save the page to a html file and check the size. the message that puts it over 50k is the one that triggers the archive. it seems.
FROM: Voltaic
<mighty-voltaic@usa.net>
DATE: Fri Oct 24 16:41:07 PDT 1997
Have at it boys. But beware, I think netaddress actually executes spammers. Legal in some states, you know. Heh heh. Oh yah, believe it or not, somebody already has "voltaic" at usa.net, so the real voltaic wasn't able to keep it simple. Still, have at it. Let it all out. Vent vent vent!
FROM: The Mighty Mighty (and rather humble, actually) VOLTAIC!
DATE: Fri Oct 24 16:33:36 PDT 1997
Indeed! My mastery is a joy to behold, isn't it, minions!
FROM:
DATE: Fri Oct 24 16:32:45 PDT 1997
"yes, voltaic, your mastery of the cut and paste method is a joy to
behold"
FROM: Pete's Phantom
DATE: Fri Oct 24 16:31:39 PDT 1997
[psst: i've planted at least two typos in this message just for my furry chum, chewtoy! shhh! don't tell him!] Hi Chewie!
FROM: Pete Rose
DATE: Fri Oct 24 16:30:17 PDT 1997
I'd bet my reinstatment appeal that this board about ready to "Go Archive." How 'bout it: any you regular's count up the total number of lines of text or whatever it takes to push one of these over the edge? I'd bet everything in the bank one of you has.
FROM: Cat I Lov
DATE: Fri Oct 24 16:28:39 PDT 1997
There he is: Myk's tallying up posting times again!
FROM: slappy black
DATE: Fri Oct 24 16:27:40 PDT 1997
hi kids! guess what time it is! it's the weekend! Time to enter the dark realm! that's right! time to post your choices for: the scariest robyn hitchc--k song; the saddest robyn hitchc--k song; the funniest robyn hitchc--k song; and the best brand name detergent you've found that could squeegy dried crusty mylk off an old chewtoy. submit your guesses before halloween or john denver will come back from the dead and haunt you like one of those black dogs in a william seward burroughs novel....
FROM: Wiijii
DATE: Fri Oct 24 16:23:42 PDT 1997
Myk's accusing voltaic of being on this message board for two hours. Two questions: How do you know who's posting as voltaic and as fake voltaic and as non-credited voltaic and as totally unrelated non-voltaic? And, how long did it take you to count up the supposed voltaic postings and noodle together the times? Or was is simply a ham-fisted guess for an off-handed comment?
FROM: alternity
DATE: Fri Oct 24 16:06:18 PDT 1997
hey the third mind is a trip isn't it? Iwould like to explore it on a really neat drug
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Oct 24 15:55:15 PDT 1997
i had to check in before this evening's festivities, and i'd have to say that i'm honored to be posted 3 times in a row! yes, voltaic, your mastery of the cut and paste method is a joy to behold. (or perhaps, given his obsessive and unstable nature, he actually typed it all 3 times. nothing would surprise me.) yeah, i guess he's a big fan of the murphy dog... i dunno. if he posts his email, a lot worse than email flames could hit his pc. it appears that he spent 2 hours doing this, and that's just today. (why doesn't he go apply for a job with the postal service? a better way to fill one's time, i think. also, a certain esprit d'corps with his fellow loons.) enough of this. everyone have a fine weekend. heh heh.
FROM: Pungo
DATE: Fri Oct 24 15:32:54 PDT 1997
Hey, Myk. I tried to get on that channel, but couldn't connect. Maybe I did something wrong-I don't know. As for this thirdmind person...HEY!!! That's pretty impressive! You got a gift, there. Haha...you are truly talented. You must be a f--king genious.*smile*
FROM: wouldjya?
DATE: Fri Oct 24 15:02:03 PDT 1997
hey you dorks. would you flame voltaics email if you knew the address? he's thinking about getting one of those free internet email accounts because he knows you might tell him how you really feel if you could do it in private. Or do you only talk in public, where we are all so enraptured by your discussions of new cars, the bills, and bowel movements (rhetorical question, no need to respond)
FROM: Aw, what the heck, it's friday!
DATE: Fri Oct 24 14:59:42 PDT 1997
ok ok, sorry i was gone. had to buy that silly jeep and then go straight
into an endless meeting. now then... no punkin yet, simply because i am
what psychologists call "lazy". my new jeep could haul a considerable
amount of bagged punkins, though i'd prefer to tie one to the hood of a
car like Bambi. (i love the image of murphy pointing for punkins!) just
like wax, i was howling at the idea of dummies exchanging farewells! i
went to a family reunion in western KY in the summer of 96. middle o'
nowhere, but the cheapest beer i've ever encountered
FROM: And again
DATE: Fri Oct 24 14:59:28 PDT 1997
ok ok, sorry i was gone. had to buy that silly jeep and then go straight
into an endless meeting. now then... no punkin yet, simply because i am
what psychologists call "lazy". my new jeep could haul a considerable
amount of bagged punkins, though i'd prefer to tie one to the hood of a
car like Bambi. (i love the image of murphy pointing for punkins!) just
like wax, i was howling at the idea of dummies exchanging farewells! i
went to a family reunion in western KY in the summer of 96. middle o'
nowhere, but the cheapest beer i've ever encountered
FROM: So good it deserves to be posted again
DATE: Fri Oct 24 14:59:18 PDT 1997
ok ok, sorry i was gone. had to buy that silly jeep and then go straight
into an endless meeting. now then... no punkin yet, simply because i am
what psychologists call "lazy". my new jeep could haul a considerable
amount of bagged punkins, though i'd prefer to tie one to the hood of a
car like Bambi. (i love the image of murphy pointing for punkins!) just
like wax, i was howling at the idea of dummies exchanging farewells! i
went to a family reunion in western KY in the summer of 96. middle o'
nowhere, but the cheapest beer i've ever encountered
FROM: The finest example of the content of this message board ever
DATE: Fri Oct 24 14:58:15 PDT 1997
ok ok, sorry i was gone. had to buy that silly jeep and then go straight
into an endless meeting. now then... no punkin yet, simply because i am
what psychologists call "lazy". my new jeep could haul a considerable
amount of bagged punkins, though i'd prefer to tie one to the hood of a
car like Bambi. (i love the image of murphy pointing for punkins!) just
like wax, i was howling at the idea of dummies exchanging farewells! i
went to a family reunion in western KY in the summer of 96. middle o'
nowhere, but the cheapest beer i've ever encountered
FROM: Nigel
DATE: Fri Oct 24 14:57:34 PDT 1997
Dun-it?
FROM: Stig
DATE: Fri Oct 24 14:57:06 PDT 1997
Back off, limey. Get yer arse outta dis place, we gotta make room for the reg'lars. All of ooom got poopy
trousers and soiled feet.
FROM: Nigel
DATE: Fri Oct 24 14:55:43 PDT 1997
This board goes to eleven, dun-it?
FROM: Muser
DATE: Fri Oct 24 14:54:55 PDT 1997
Hey, that Voltaic poster just now, that sounds a lot like WLA. That concise style. Yes, that's you isn't it?
FROM: LOGICAL SCHLONG
DATE: Fri Oct 24 14:53:46 PDT 1997
Woa, like, back off.
FROM: L.
DATE: Fri Oct 24 14:53:07 PDT 1997
MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
FROM: MOATI
DATE: Fri Oct 24 14:52:40 PDT 1997
Your welcome. And speaking of welcome, Logical Schlong, please to make your acquaintence. Quite heady, you are; and with such a stiff upper lipper. You are practically throbbing with information, aren't you. Ready to burst forth and spew your ideas every which way.
FROM: Verbosiax
DATE: Fri Oct 24 14:50:40 PDT 1997
Thanks, MOATI. And that Willybeen-o churl is one of the Stooges, right? Now all who love Shemp say "Oh!."
FROM: Logical Schlong
DATE: Fri Oct 24 14:48:05 PDT 1997
Super, tramp: you run rings around us logically. But does it have a beat....off you go!
FROM: Man of a Thousand Imitators
DATE: Fri Oct 24 14:46:58 PDT 1997
Be advised, Verbosiax, that Voltaic really and truly doesn't post here anymore as Voltaic. Why? He's busy posting as Chewtoy, Mylk, and Squeeelling. When he's not, he's contemplating L's navel.
FROM: willybee
DATE: Fri Oct 24 14:42:47 PDT 1997
enough said, time to pickup the pieces and move on with my life.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Oct 24 14:24:43 PDT 1997
Oh yeh. GO BILLS! heh heh.
FROM: Pepperpot #2
DATE: Fri Oct 24 14:22:25 PDT 1997
There! I run rings around you logically. Time for the monitor on top of your desk to explode. Have a lovely weekend. The Board is Yours.
FROM: willybee
DATE: Fri Oct 24 14:22:07 PDT 1997
OOOOH psycotic episodes how I miss them.
FROM: Voltaic
DATE: Fri Oct 24 14:19:45 PDT 1997
Ah. Medication working. Voices subsiding. Urge to kill lessening. Lessening.
FROM: L.
DATE: Fri Oct 24 14:04:14 PDT 1997
Hey Cleveland boy. Don't get sucked into our nightmare. Heh heh. I said sucked
FROM: willybee
DATE: Fri Oct 24 14:00:45 PDT 1997
Not to mention gerbils
FROM: willybee
DATE: Fri Oct 24 13:54:47 PDT 1997
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC:typooooooooooo
FROM: L.
DATE: Fri Oct 24 13:54:31 PDT 1997
Oooh. Threats too. a--ertive mates turn me on!
FROM: willybee
DATE: Fri Oct 24 13:53:59 PDT 1997
Somewhere deep inside the minds of people that post here, I know are patheti imbiciles with nuttin' better to do .
FROM: L.
DATE: Fri Oct 24 13:48:50 PDT 1997
Oh yes! Bite! Bite!
FROM:
DATE: Fri Oct 24 13:47:50 PDT 1997
I know they get very hard when I bite them.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Oct 24 13:44:20 PDT 1997
And don't discuss my nipples. You don't know anything about them!
FROM:
DATE: Fri Oct 24 13:34:10 PDT 1997
OK, your really in trouble now
FROM: Voltaic
DATE: Fri Oct 24 13:29:50 PDT 1997
Phew- spastic brain convultions seemed to have subsided. It's nice to have the last word. Robyn!
FROM: L.
DATE: Fri Oct 24 13:17:24 PDT 1997
Did I say toes? I meant nipples. Duh!
FROM: L.
DATE: Fri Oct 24 13:12:36 PDT 1997
I don't appreciate you posting that kind of a message. People are going to think I'm some kind of oversexed pervert..and I'm not
FROM: L.
DATE: Fri Oct 24 13:04:23 PDT 1997
wrote my last message before reading the message board. I'm really embarressed about what I wrote. I shouldn't have said those
Posted my last message before reading the message board. I am so embarressed about what I wrote yesterday. I shouldn't have posted that message......Wet panties? should be wet silk panties. And thank you
but I don't like my toes sucked....
FROM: Voltaic
DATE: Fri Oct 24 13:02:19 PDT 1997
Actually - and it's quite funny, King Arthur is shaking the peasant because he just won't shut up. You'd have to have seen the movie as many times as me to really appreciate the humor here, but I'll try. Anyhow, Arthur is shaking this peasant and the peasant says, "Come and see the violence inherant in the system. Come and see the violence inherant in the system! Help help I'm being repressed!" And Arthurs says, "bloody peasant!" and throws him away. Oh, I peed myself just writing this out. I have to go clean up.
FROM: Olvatic
DATE: Fri Oct 24 13:02:12 PDT 1997
No!! Yes!! No!!! Yes!! No!!!! Yes!! No!! Yes!! No! Yes! NOYES! Noyes!Noyes! Noyes! Noyes! Noyes! Noyes! Noyes! Noyes! Noyes! Noyes!
FROM: Cat I Lov
DATE: Fri Oct 24 13:00:46 PDT 1997
I do, I do have everything you can offer. Because I am you!
FROM: drooling idiot with pink skin
DATE: Fri Oct 24 12:59:46 PDT 1997
woa, Squelch' did it too! check it out my verbosiacs
FROM: Squelcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese
DATE: Fri Oct 24 12:59:08 PDT 1997
Traaaackkdf Blurkk bluck bluc blllooooooo eyeyeye! Horrrooworrrrrororoorororor rororo oror r oru riverrun here comes eeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyybodyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! it's Earwicker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HHHHHEEEEEEE CEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FROM: Cat I Lov
DATE: Fri Oct 24 12:57:18 PDT 1997
You are me, but I ain't f--king you!
FROM: Chewtoy
DATE: Fri Oct 24 12:56:08 PDT 1997
Let me explain: There was a scene in Monty Python/Holy Grail in which a guy keeps yelling "I am being repressed!" see, and so, well....never mind.......
FROM: Voltaic
DATE: Fri Oct 24 12:56:02 PDT 1997
L. - I already have everything you can offer - but I still want more!
FROM: L.
DATE: Fri Oct 24 12:55:22 PDT 1997
They really are annoying, aren't they? So happy to read your messages.
How is your day? Oh, I forgot. How is your night?
FROM: Chewtoy
DATE: Fri Oct 24 12:55:12 PDT 1997
Forgive me! REPROCESSED! Get it!
FROM: Chewtoy
DATE: Fri Oct 24 12:54:42 PDT 1997
Mylk! Squeegy! Help! I am being Reprossessed!
FROM: drooling idiot with pink skin
DATE: Fri Oct 24 12:53:24 PDT 1997
woa, cool. in netscape, my laugh goes way right. check it out, my favorite verbosiacs
FROM: drooling idiot with pink skin
DATE: Fri Oct 24 12:52:43 PDT 1997
stop that! i resemble that remark hahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FROM: L.
DATE: Fri Oct 24 12:52:24 PDT 1997
For my merchandise, check out my web site www.wetpanties.com. It's right up your alley! I can't wait for later.
FROM: QRSTUVWXYZ
DATE: Fri Oct 24 12:51:31 PDT 1997
We want to play! Let's all get that FREE CD mentioned a few days ago!
FROM: P.
DATE: Fri Oct 24 12:48:02 PDT 1997
hey, leave her along, N.
FROM: O.
DATE: Fri Oct 24 12:47:42 PDT 1997
Well, you should get out more often!
FROM: N
DATE: Fri Oct 24 12:47:17 PDT 1997
Well! I never!......
FROM: M
DATE: Fri Oct 24 12:46:16 PDT 1997
Do you ever suck your own toes? I would like to buy some photos of that if you do.
FROM: Charlie's Uncle
DATE: Fri Oct 24 12:45:14 PDT 1997
For you and me, son. Just watch the pretty lights and you'll understand. Here they come!
FROM: L.
DATE: Fri Oct 24 12:44:23 PDT 1997
And I absolutely adore having my toes sucked. Ecstacy!
FROM: Charlie
DATE: Fri Oct 24 12:44:15 PDT 1997
Why are there message boards, uncle Skag?
FROM: Charlie's Uncle
DATE: Fri Oct 24 12:43:33 PDT 1997
Squeeeegy and Mylk are the two original stooges. Chewtoy, Volcanic and Enneagram were later ersazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz im-post-ers
FROM: Charlie
DATE: Fri Oct 24 12:41:38 PDT 1997
Oh, yah, which brand of ballpoint is best? Heard any good Pee Wee Herman
jokes lately? How did the last episode of Twin Peaks leave you feeling?
Were there really other Stooges--or were Curly, Moe, Larry and Squeeegy
the only one? Hey, you guys lick your stamps or wet them with a paper
towel? What's the best book out right now by Leo Buscalia? Any more
Mighty Duck Movies in the works? Can't wait for the next one. Oh yah, I
drive a Toyota Celica, '79, with grey and white primer and ratted
interior. Who's funnier, d--k or Jerry Van Dyke? Who's funnier, Cheech
or Chong? Who's funnier, Bill or Al. Who's funnier, Ellen or Rosie?
Please answer these questions! Oh yah, RObyn's cool. I have all their
albums, and my favorite is the one with Don King on the cover, what's it
called, "Spice of Life." Cool! Everybody have an awesome, swell weekend!
FROM: The Barf
DATE: Fri Oct 24 12:31:59 PDT 1997
They are all one--a big, fat, drooling idiot with pink skin, red eyes, a broken tail, and his brain hanging from between his legs
FROM:
DATE: Fri Oct 24 12:30:06 PDT 1997
Chewtoy, Sheepy and Mylk, what are you? I am sick of you. You have
ruined this board. Have a nice day
FROM:
DATE: Fri Oct 24 12:29:38 PDT 1997
Chewtoy, Sheepy and Mylk, what are you? I am sick of you. You have ruined
this board. Have a nice day!
FROM: Enilorac
DATE: Fri Oct 24 12:17:42 PDT 1997
But what of schnitzle? Hi Myk. Hi Wax. Hi all. I'm off for a weekend of debauchery in New York City. Start spreading the news.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Oct 24 11:40:13 PDT 1997
Yes. Deutsche cuisine. To jumble the Continental. Can you say cabbage? Wurst? Mmmm. Wurst. I'm in full Homer Simpson mode today.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Oct 24 11:07:47 PDT 1997
yeah, german beer makes up for the german food. hint: eat pizza and eat kebabs from the nice turkish folks who moved to germany in the 70s (the kebabs, not the pizza).
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Oct 24 10:55:07 PDT 1997
I've heard that many times about German beer. Very clean with no hangover. The last time I was in Germany I was eight years old so I didn't get much beer. Stupid parents and their rules.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Oct 24 10:52:18 PDT 1997
i really enjoyed the hefeweizens in germany. a great beer to drink, to drink to excess, and no debilitating hangover. 3 cheers! anyone know if robyn has a drink of choice? for some reason, i'd love to know that. i say caroline: i know you're there, so say hi to me! heh heh.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Oct 24 10:35:10 PDT 1997
Mmmmm Beer. The best beer I ever had was the bitter in England. Why can't we get it like that here?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Oct 24 10:25:57 PDT 1997
ok ok, sorry i was gone. had to buy that silly jeep and then go straight into an endless meeting. now then... no punkin yet, simply because i am what psychologists call "lazy". my new jeep could haul a considerable amount of bagged punkins, though i'd prefer to tie one to the hood of a car like Bambi. (i love the image of murphy pointing for punkins!) just like wax, i was howling at the idea of dummies exchanging farewells! i went to a family reunion in western KY in the summer of 96. middle o' nowhere, but the cheapest beer i've ever encountered.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Oct 24 09:54:57 PDT 1997
Still here. Going now. Bye.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Oct 24 09:34:09 PDT 1997
Oh, alright... GO BILLS! Hee, hee.
FROM: alternity
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DATE: Fri Oct 24 09:33:23 PDT 1997
Yes Enoliroac the baby ones are so cute I couldnt be the one to pick it from the vine.Gonna get the candle stones and the carving knife out tonight. I always thought that too.."Madam is this your brain" "it's his". Have a good weekend everyone.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Oct 24 09:30:49 PDT 1997
Yes they are. Have a great weekend. Say Go Bills! for me.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Oct 24 09:28:55 PDT 1997
Wow, they're so complex...
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Oct 24 09:27:01 PDT 1997
Pumpkins don't have teeth silly. They stun their prey with a sonic pulse and then excrete an enzyme that dissovles animal flesh. Then they absorb the viscous goo through their toungue foot appendage. That chattering noise is the seeds bouncing around inside before they burst forth, killing the parent pod, but ensuring the future of the species.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Oct 24 09:25:50 PDT 1997
I'm off home soon - I finish work at the very civilised hour of 5.30 pm today. Have a lovely weekend all. I will dutifully do my homework...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Oct 24 09:17:17 PDT 1997
I would imagine some sort of camouflage would be appropriate. Is it true that their teeth chatter with fear near the end of the season?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Oct 24 09:08:45 PDT 1997
I can see him out there in there fields with his trusted Murphy by his side, pointing up the poor orange devils. So, if you wear bright orange jackets to hunt deer, what color do you wear for pumpkins?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Oct 24 09:02:00 PDT 1997
Maybe Myk has gone to hunt the last of the pumpkins. Just when they thought they were safe to emerge from their underground dens...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Oct 24 08:56:00 PDT 1997
Thanks for that - I'll cajole my friend next week. I missed the Homer show unfortunately. I wonder if they'll support Robyn on the tour.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Oct 24 08:48:39 PDT 1997
I'm just not that clever. I'm very pleased to have given you that site. It's a very good show. The sound isn't great but it's a good interview and has a bunch of songs as yet unreleased performed live with that guy from Homer. Didn't you just see Homer?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Oct 24 08:43:31 PDT 1997
So it's track 6 then, or have you tricked me... I've never listened to the show you mentioned - I didn't even know it existed. I'll have to ask my friend to download it for me because I don't have speakers on this computer. Maybe I should buy a computer... but I've go nowhere to put it.
FROM: Liar Liar
DATE: Fri Oct 24 08:42:34 PDT 1997
Chewtoy, Sheepy and Mylk, who are you? I am sick of you. You have ruined this board. Have a nice day!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Oct 24 08:34:20 PDT 1997
You'll have to listen to the first six tracks for the extra credit question.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Oct 24 08:32:30 PDT 1997
Sleepy - were you ever able to listen to the show from www.kcrw.org/g/bnlive.html?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Oct 24 08:32:19 PDT 1997
CW - so is the last lyric you quoted me also among the first five tracks of You and Oblivion?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Oct 24 08:22:18 PDT 1997
It's The Face of Death. Very old. I can't remember how I Saw Nick Drake goes. I didn't know who ND was when I last heard it. Needless to say I very much want to hear it now.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Oct 24 08:19:23 PDT 1997
Yes. Without Myk - this message board has no Third Mind. Bah ha ha.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Oct 24 08:16:01 PDT 1997
I Saw Nick Drake? No. You wouldn't do that. I'm getting nothing.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Oct 24 08:13:53 PDT 1997
I say again: where's Myk and where's mooch?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Oct 24 07:58:55 PDT 1997
His leather jacket's quite like mine. Which song?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Oct 24 07:58:02 PDT 1997
I'm still laughing about the dummies. Yes. I think it's on Barrett, his second solo offering. Still have to get the CD of that one. I once stayed in a hole in the wall motel called The Sleepy Dutchman. I believe it had windows, but all the breakfast menues were stolen from a Holiday Inn and had all the expensive entrees crossed out in black marker. I've wandered dangerously off the subject haven't I?
FROM: hooded
DATE: Fri Oct 24 07:46:19 PDT 1997
gigelo aunt is syd's? I have the soft boys 76-81 version. ky will not be the same, luckily I don't have to stay.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Oct 24 07:43:46 PDT 1997
I've unitentionally been to Kentucky thanks to a large storm. The airline put us up in a hotel in the middle of the night. When we threw the curtains open in the morning, it transpired that we didn't actually have a window. A wall with curtains on it. What's the point of that? The hotel was holding a conference for ventriloquists as well. All the dummies were saying goodbye to one another in the morning. Surreal.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Oct 24 07:36:18 PDT 1997
Is Kentucky ready for a Syd Barrett a--ault?
FROM: hooded
DATE: Fri Oct 24 07:30:11 PDT 1997
bender, excursion, what would you do on a weekend if you were headed to a (very)forign country for a year. "Bender in Cincinatti" could be an album ti.tle.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Oct 24 07:22:13 PDT 1997
Mmmmm. Bender in Cincinatti.
FROM: hooded
DATE: Fri Oct 24 07:19:54 PDT 1997
he's already gotten thru basic at ft. bragg in south carolina. he's headed now to korea, but not before a bender in cincinatti this weekend! there is a bar in covington, ky. where a friend said he'll play "gigilo aunt" on our arrival!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Oct 24 07:11:06 PDT 1997
Very evil today. I had to go back to my musically impaired machine but yes, it's from YAO. Hooded - thank your brother for me. Where is he going for basic?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Oct 24 07:06:18 PDT 1997
You have a mean streak in you lad... Um, something about teeth. Not Surgery. You still spinning You and Oblivion? Where's Myk today then?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Oct 24 06:59:20 PDT 1997
Gosh it's quiet this morning. Here's another super obscure lyric no one will get but I love it. The muscle clams the eyebrow line the ceiling of a dentist with a muscle who insisted he'll be worn by someone else he doesn't know.
FROM: hooded
DATE: Fri Oct 24 06:28:54 PDT 1997
yes, I took off the and one.
FROM: hooded
DATE: Fri Oct 24 06:27:33 PDT 1997
I've been around, mostly in the evening because I don't work near a computer, probably for 6-8 weeks.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Oct 24 06:25:36 PDT 1997
Is that The Hooded One?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Oct 24 06:21:40 PDT 1997
Hello. I don't believe I've ever spoken to you before. Where are you then?
FROM: hooded
DATE: Fri Oct 24 06:18:40 PDT 1997
not at work today! good morning everybody. A rare morning post for me, I'll be gone by noon, I'm going to see my brother off to the army.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Oct 24 06:02:24 PDT 1997
No. My computer just crashed. It made a sound like a giant cicada and I was forced to extinguish it. Luckily it's breathing normally now.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Oct 24 05:37:01 PDT 1997
You don't mind?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Oct 24 05:36:28 PDT 1997
You're giving me homework?! Ok then. Not such a unreasonable request really.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Oct 24 05:32:59 PDT 1997
So- I answer the phone and it's my boss and he goes Hey - how's it going? ... Is that Robyn Hitchc--k? I had it turned down and everything. He just knew that was all I ever play anymore. Which isn't true but it was a good guess. Sleepy - I'm not giving away the lyric. You have to study the first five songs of You and Oblivion and come back with the answer on Monday. Or not.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Oct 24 05:24:43 PDT 1997
I have to confess, I cheated. My boss is away and I get to use his computer with the built in CD player. I've got the album cranking away- goodness he's on the phone. Got to go for a bit.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Oct 24 05:21:14 PDT 1997
Oh, no. I've got no chance... Well, it's not September Cones. It doesn't sound like Victorian Squid. Er...
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Oct 24 05:19:08 PDT 1997
Yes. Slightly malicious. It's on You and Oblivion.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Oct 24 05:14:00 PDT 1997
Boss now safely locked away in office. That lyric doesn't sound remotely familiar. Hmm, give me a clue.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Oct 24 05:03:25 PDT 1997
Good morning. It's cold and damp here but it's Friday so I don't care. Sleepy, beware the boss. Don't get in trouble on my account. Actually, if I read my charts correctly, pumpkin season has eight more days to go. Is it too early for lyrics? The fish are spawning in the basin but you just tweak your hairs and yawn.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Oct 24 04:47:27 PDT 1997
Oh, look, a typo so soon...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Oct 24 04:46:46 PDT 1997
Good morning. I've been up rebuildings carburetors all night - I'm exhausted I can tell you... I continue to want to go pumpkin hunting, but I suppose the season is nearly over now. Boss in very scary mode this morning - the whole department is hovering three inches off of the ground in an attempt not to disturb her...
FROM: WLA
DATE: Thu Oct 23 21:59:17 PDT 1997
Uh. . . . of course, not at ME, personally. . . .
FROM: WLA
DATE: Thu Oct 23 21:57:35 PDT 1997
Don't know why/You say goodbye/I say. . . .That's right, Sleepy - you never have to find Robyn when you're a fan, he finds you! Or info about him finds you. Happens all the time. Last example - couldn't sleep one night (insomnia not usually a problem), so at 2 a.m., turned around to the jam box to check out "Brave New Waves" (cool Canadian radio station - so, of course, this was when I was still in Michigan) (never put on the radio in the middle of the night), and WHO starts talking at me?! YIIIII!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Oct 23 21:20:56 PDT 1997
ok, sleepy: get ready for another day at work. get your head together, drink yer coffee, and hum a pleasant tune like "dechirico street".
FROM: willybee
DATE: Thu Oct 23 19:02:41 PDT 1997
Back from school, L. please don't tell us what you do when your home alone.
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Oct 23 17:38:06 PDT 1997
What I really love is just very passionate love-making
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Oct 23 17:23:16 PDT 1997
But on a more serious note, I suppose that you are right. We have to stay apart from each other. But this just makes my desire for you grow stronger.....
FROM: Wanksteristix
DATE: Thu Oct 23 16:45:56 PDT 1997
Oops, didn't mean to introod. Dinent know L. and Willy were having a private moment together.
FROM: Wanksterizm
DATE: Thu Oct 23 16:44:56 PDT 1997
Willybee, your description is fine, but what Myk, Sleepy and Chewing Wax want to know is, can you chat about nothing for hours on end and never commite a TIPPOW. Er, a ytpo, er, a teyepo.......ow, forget t-t
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Oct 23 16:33:00 PDT 1997
And I forgot to mention that I love very long, slow kisses. And my neck is incredibly sensitive. There are other very sensitive areas but I can't mention those kind of words on this board
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Oct 23 16:13:29 PDT 1997
I a--ure you the reality would be unbelievable and better than the fantasy. Especially after I've had too much wine. I become completely uninhibited and completely lose control. Then I also attain higher levels than I normally would. Get very hot and breathe very heavy and moan and say things that doon't make sense But just beware: When I get to this level Sometimes I start giving instructions, but in a sexy way Fantasies are great but I think the real thing is much better. Fantasies can leave me very unsatisfied.
FROM: willybee
DATE: Thu Oct 23 14:40:56 PDT 1997
No you did not chase me away, I was getiing ready for school.Yes I do love his music only been listening to him for about a year or so. He has already become one of my faves' after the church "of course".
FROM: Enilorac
DATE: Thu Oct 23 14:30:07 PDT 1997
Oh well. I have to go home now. You've all been hugely entertaining. I'm talking to myself aren't I? I'm suddenly wildly jealous of Sleepy.
FROM: Enilorac
DATE: Thu Oct 23 14:26:54 PDT 1997
I didn't chase you away with my third degree did I?. Voltaic has appointed me the gate keeper.
FROM: Enilorac
DATE: Thu Oct 23 14:20:44 PDT 1997
But you love his music right?
FROM: willybee
DATE: Thu Oct 23 14:19:31 PDT 1997
NEVER !!!!
FROM: Enilorac
DATE: Thu Oct 23 14:19:02 PDT 1997
Figured that out. Last Robyn sighting?
FROM: willybee
DATE: Thu Oct 23 14:17:55 PDT 1997
on that last message forgot to put "single" after 25 male.
FROM: Enilorac
DATE: Thu Oct 23 14:14:30 PDT 1997
Hello Willybee. Huge Indians fan are you? Long walks on the beach. Lake Erie I believe? Lovely lake. Truly my favorite lake. My favorite beach is Clearwater Beach. But, what can you do? Quick. When and where did you see Robyn last?
FROM: willybee
DATE: Thu Oct 23 14:04:12 PDT 1997
As a newbee to this web site let me tell u a little about myself, I's born a coalminers daughter(oops wrong story). 25 male "destined to be remain that way if my social life doesn't improve" live near Cleveland Oh. I like candlelight dinners, long walks on the beach.......yada...yada....yada
FROM: Enilorac
DATE: Thu Oct 23 14:03:34 PDT 1997
And huge congrats on the pumpkin kill. I bagged mine last weekend. Two huge ones and the tiniest one I've ever seen. The little babies taste the best.
FROM: Enilorac
DATE: Thu Oct 23 14:01:31 PDT 1997
I always thought he said "madam, is this your brain?".
FROM: alternity
DATE: Thu Oct 23 13:56:08 PDT 1997
What is being said after the last verse of "Man with the lightbulb head"? In the background someone (Robyn?) is saying .."madam is this your ???????". Give it a listen if you don't know what I'm talking about.It is just after the last verse.."I turn myself on for a lark" ..and before the neat backwards guitar at the end of the song.
FROM: alternity
DATE: Thu Oct 23 13:50:36 PDT 1997
I finally got a pumkin! Life is good..Oh and to the unknown poster,- Leave us alone!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Oct 23 13:43:44 PDT 1997
3pm eastern rolls around and the madness begins. ah, hell, it has lost its novelty. yeah, wax, i might start ignoring it too. as for what i hear, it's more like the layers of feedback from "you trip me up", that old jesus & mary chain tune. what a wonderful song. ...or maybe it's the songs of the humpback whale? i dunno, too far away to identify.
FROM: Squelchy
DATE: Thu Oct 23 13:19:17 PDT 1997
Voltaic - stop apologizing, you are making us all sick.
FROM: Voltaic
DATE: Thu Oct 23 13:16:36 PDT 1997
And I promise to learn how to spell ersatz and never use it again.
FROM: Voltaic
DATE: Thu Oct 23 13:11:33 PDT 1997
I'm sorry I used Myk's name. I am so ry very ashamed. Can you ever forgive me?
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Oct 23 13:10:13 PDT 1997
I fear the reality will not live up to my fantasy.
FROM: L.
DATE: Thu Oct 23 13:07:59 PDT 1997
Please don't post messages using my initial. I know who you are and darling don't worry we will not make a horrible mistake.
FROM: Myk
DATE: Thu Oct 23 13:05:07 PDT 1997
No. That's the sound of your toilet.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Oct 23 12:19:08 PDT 1997
Myk - Do you hear something? Like the fading Ghost Ship at the end of Unsettled.