FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Feb 4 03:34:00 PST 1998
Good morning. I went to see Robyn last night, instead of going to my evening class and what a fine decision that turned out to be. Guitar heaven featuring Kimberley Rew (pulling the strangest facial expressions!) and Robyn. Queen of Eyes, Insanely Jealous amongst others and a magnificent Face of Death. Maybe Juror7 will furnish us with a setlist. Hooded - I didn't notice any t-shirts last night and Robyn's not playing in London again for a little while, but Fegmania! can probably tell you how you can acquire one (via Antwoman). You must bribe Frank into coming over here. Now I have much work to do. I may be some time...
FROM: Emylie
DATE: Wed Feb 4 02:29:59 PST 1998
Hi everyone! Ah, there's nobody here. Bye then!
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Tue Feb 3 22:19:31 PST 1998
Sweet liquor eases the pain, don't it son.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Tue Feb 3 22:19:02 PST 1998
rOb...What is so distressing??
FROM: promises promises, he'll never leave
DATE: Tue Feb 3 21:23:19 PST 1998
[rOb, lorraine is patrick in pink tights.]
FROM: thromboli p. orkneyeel
DATE: Tue Feb 3 21:22:15 PST 1998
lorraine, your beard is showing. please, pancake makeup over three day growth is frightening, and me with my weak stomach.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Feb 3 20:33:36 PST 1998
greetings, folks! the following is my review of Underwater Moonlight, which i finally got around to buying, since everyone digs it: "i really like it. the bonus tracks nearly double the length of the CD. ryko is a very cool company. the Soft Boys were a groovy band. i liked "insanely jealous" quite a bit." ...whew! reviewing records is no simple matter!
FROM:
DATE: Tue Feb 3 19:02:32 PST 1998
i think we should see someone else, lorraine...i just don't love you anymore.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Feb 3 17:44:28 PST 1998
acusing. acussing. acuseing. i dunno.
FROM: rOb!
DATE: Tue Feb 3 17:43:39 PST 1998
Queenie, oh my Queenie....where for art thou?
FROM: rOb!
DATE: Tue Feb 3 17:41:05 PST 1998
What the hell? Who is lorraine? And why is she acussing me of bothering her?
FROM: Lady Stardust
DATE: Tue Feb 3 17:09:26 PST 1998
Hey, what time zone are we operating on here?
FROM:
DATE: Tue Feb 3 17:05:09 PST 1998
Robyn or rOb?
FROM: lorraine
DATE: Tue Feb 3 16:27:12 PST 1998
R: I don't know why you ignore me so much. I'm not a hard person to get along with. I only have good intentions. Why do you make me feel like I'm only 1 inch tall. To be completely honest with you, I love you very much. I wish this could work better. I really do!
FROM:
DATE: Tue Feb 3 16:11:40 PST 1998
Stop pretending that you're not here.
FROM: lorraine
DATE: Tue Feb 3 16:09:58 PST 1998
If you don't speak to me this very minute I will reveal your true identity all over this board.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Feb 3 16:08:21 PST 1998
you ignore me for long periods of time and I'm not sure if I should stay or leave.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Feb 3 16:06:08 PST 1998
" some other form of your glorious V"
Please explain this to me.
FROM: lorraine
DATE: Tue Feb 3 16:04:03 PST 1998
I'm not leaving for good. I want to stay, but only if you want me to.
FROM: Lobsnot
DATE: Tue Feb 3 15:51:36 PST 1998
So I have heard!
FROM: Vitrol
DATE: Tue Feb 3 15:43:05 PST 1998
Your passing insect sends forth a sheen reminiscent of a wounded lobster streaming bandage gauze from the highest church steeple.
FROM: Bromide Solution
DATE: Tue Feb 3 15:29:18 PST 1998
I don't know if you can change the television gravy for me from over there. I am incapable of holding a putty ball without sneezing. My pants glow in the dark. I have not fingernails because the airplane alien bean man took them painlessly when he gave me a ride to urbana in the backseat of a cable tv program. I have tortillas on my eyes. I am wearing bran muffins on my ears. There are three things I hate most about Shardi O'Picklefingler: his name and his face. I am torn between wanting to speak with you and closing my hand in a door.
FROM: Bye! Tah tah! See Ya! Toodle-Loo! Don't Forget to Write! Bye!
DATE: Tue Feb 3 15:24:47 PST 1998
P/WB/H: Your various incarnations all promise to leave but you always reappear as some other form of your glorious V. All I can say is: don't let the grand piano hit you in the potato hat on the way out.
FROM: lorraine
DATE: Tue Feb 3 15:03:15 PST 1998
I'm unsure if you really want me here.
I'm emotionally drained. My eyes are always red and puffy, I feel sad all the time. Maybe another time would be better.
FROM: lorraine
DATE: Tue Feb 3 14:45:31 PST 1998
It's so quiet here.
FROM: lorraine
DATE: Tue Feb 3 14:41:08 PST 1998
CW: Are you lost? I'm right here.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Feb 3 14:38:02 PST 1998
don't get so excited, Rob. You are not seeing them so don't say "Yippee"
FROM: lorraine
DATE: Tue Feb 3 14:35:12 PST 1998
CW: Tell Rob to get off my case. Make him go away.
FROM: lorraine
DATE: Tue Feb 3 14:33:14 PST 1998
I'm not flashing in front of you Rob.Not in this lifetime. Where are you CW? I miss you
FROM: rOb!
DATE: Tue Feb 3 14:10:30 PST 1998
Technically, since it was I who came up with the phrase 'bag fulla beads', I should be the one who gets flashed by Cushca. Yippeee!
FROM: lorraine
DATE: Tue Feb 3 14:01:12 PST 1998
I have to run out in this storm to pick up ny daughter. Be back in 15min. Please stay for a while.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Feb 3 13:56:35 PST 1998
Goodbye Patrick.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Feb 3 13:54:52 PST 1998
You know I would never ignore YOU! I only want to make you happy.
FROM: Patrick
DATE: Tue Feb 3 13:50:15 PST 1998
I am now stepping out for the last time. I have missed two weeks worth of nothing, nothing at all. Have a nice life to those who have been nice to me (in the minority). To hell and good riddance to the rest (the majority) of you!
FROM:
DATE: Tue Feb 3 13:48:49 PST 1998
CW, who is Voltaic? I thought your beloved was Cushca.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Feb 3 13:46:34 PST 1998
I am acknowledging your existance. I'm very happy you are here. :-)
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Feb 3 13:45:23 PST 1998
Yeh I'm here for you my beloved Voltaic. Why the BITE ME though?
FROM:
DATE: Tue Feb 3 13:44:18 PST 1998
This board gets awfully lonely when no-one acknowledges your existance!:o(
FROM:
DATE: Tue Feb 3 13:43:06 PST 1998
I don't have much time.. Are you there,CW?
FROM:
DATE: Tue Feb 3 13:42:56 PST 1998
This board gets awfully lonely when no-one acknowledges your existance!:o(
FROM:
DATE: Tue Feb 3 13:41:16 PST 1998
BITE ME,BITE ME,BITE ME,BITE ME, BITE ME,BITE ME,BITE ME,BITE ME BITE ME,BITE ME,BITE ME,BITE ME, BITE ME,BITE ME,BITE ME,BITE ME BITE ME,BITE ME,BITE ME,BITE ME, BITE ME,BITE ME,BITE ME,BITE ME BITE ME,BITE ME,BITE ME,BITE ME, BITE ME,BITE ME,BITE ME,BITE ME BITE ME,BITE ME,BITE ME,BITE ME, BITE ME,BITE ME,BITE ME,BITE ME BITE ME,BITE ME,BITE ME,BITE ME, BITE ME,BITE ME,BITE ME,BITE ME BITE ME,BITE ME,BITE ME,BITE ME, BITE ME,BITE ME,BITE ME,BITE ME BITE ME,BITE ME,BITE ME,BITE ME, BITE ME,BITE ME,BITE ME,BITE ME
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Feb 3 13:36:51 PST 1998
I can do that too. CW-CW-CW!!!!!!
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Feb 3 13:35:03 PST 1998
That is you CW, isn't it?
FROM:
DATE: Tue Feb 3 13:33:59 PST 1998
Cushca-Cushca-Cushca!!!
FROM:
DATE: Tue Feb 3 13:33:36 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Feb 3 13:32:15 PST 1998
Are you just making up that story about the beads ?
FROM:
DATE: Tue Feb 3 13:28:23 PST 1998
Beads duh!
FROM:
DATE: Tue Feb 3 13:27:23 PST 1998
only for you, CW.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Feb 3 13:24:53 PST 1998
Well, if you've got a "bag fulla beans" I'll flash them in front of you. But only you.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Feb 3 13:18:34 PST 1998
Hmm,how interesting.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Feb 3 13:13:31 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Feb 3 12:52:38 PST 1998
I have no interest in Sleepy. I'm sure she is a nice girl, but I prefer men. I'm not bisexual.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Feb 3 12:48:52 PST 1998
I do not drink Vodka! I don't flash my breasts in public. And, how did you know that too much coffee makes me jumpy?
FROM:
DATE: Tue Feb 3 11:50:29 PST 1998
don't you hate IE 4.0?
FROM:
DATE: Tue Feb 3 11:50:00 PST 1998
don't you hate IE 4.0?
FROM: Cw 's neighbor
DATE: Tue Feb 3 11:45:09 PST 1998
My poodle!! your dogs have eaten Fifi!!
AAAAIIIIIIiiiiiiiieeeeeEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
FROM: Cw 's neighbor
DATE: Tue Feb 3 11:44:49 PST 1998
My poodles!! your dogs have eaten Fifi!!
AAAAIIIIIIiiiiiiiieeeeeEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
FROM: Cw 's neighbor
DATE: Tue Feb 3 11:44:40 PST 1998
My poodles!! your dogs have eaten Fifi!!
AAAAIIIIIIiiiiiiiieeeeeEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
FROM: hooded
DATE: Tue Feb 3 11:28:50 PST 1998
Sleepy- if you haven't gone, I'll ask Frank when I see them in a couple weeks. They're working on a new studio album to follow "Liquid white light" the excellent live two cd set(if you listen really hard you can hear me screaming in the background) after which a tour outside Chicago is inevitable. I'll see if I can get you a tee-shirt, If you get me a one of Robyn's? My "no jokes in the bible, Keith" has all worn out and my Flig is long gone.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Feb 3 11:09:02 PST 1998
Yip. Hey Myk - Blue and Zues were splendid last time I saw them. Chewing on some meat out there on the veldt. I couldn't quite make out what it was.
FROM: Ah, memories
DATE: Tue Feb 3 10:57:30 PST 1998
Not a day goes by that I don't remember not ever meeting the gal that didn't marry my dear old neighbor that moved away before I was born and never spoke to my parents again.
FROM: Jess Pipearm
DATE: Tue Feb 3 10:55:54 PST 1998
I didn't know you were sleeping, myk. Do you often post pretentious put downs in your sleep?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Feb 3 10:53:01 PST 1998
the loon awakes! hi wax, how's blue doing today? and zeus, while we're at it.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Feb 3 10:30:36 PST 1998
Good bye then. Have a great night.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Feb 3 10:23:36 PST 1998
Yes, I'm here, but I'm going now. All is quiet and there is vodka out there to drink. See you dear.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Feb 3 10:17:17 PST 1998
Cushca?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Feb 3 10:09:01 PST 1998
I'm lurking in the shadows.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Feb 3 10:08:09 PST 1998
Are you still there CW???
FROM: Washington DC: Where all the smart people live!
DATE: Tue Feb 3 10:00:39 PST 1998
Which brings to mind my theory about fudge brownies and chocolate covered raisins........
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Feb 3 09:59:50 PST 1998
Bye Myk. Bye Sleepy. Are you going to the gig or not?
FROM: Voltage-Induced Tesla Coil-Enhanced Death Ray Heated Peanut Butter Salesman
DATE: Tue Feb 3 09:59:22 PST 1998
Darn Myk, how'd you figure out I live in LA? Gosh.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Feb 3 09:51:16 PST 1998
Goodnight Myk. I've got to leave soon as well. Bye for today.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Feb 3 09:41:52 PST 1998
heh heh, silly eggplant. [insert your own lewd joke here.] gotta split for a bit, have a nice london evening, ladies. cushca: don't leave any permanent marks on sleepy, ok? the boss might notice between knitting/spinning sessions.
FROM: Eggplant man
DATE: Tue Feb 3 09:27:34 PST 1998
about four inches difference, i'd say
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Feb 3 09:27:17 PST 1998
hey, i was the one being completely honest!!! i'm not sure what they tell you in england, but that is REALLY how it is done in new orleans! you have to EARN beads, ladies! the girls with lots of beads are the ones with untucked shirts. heh heh.
FROM: Sleepy
<Living With The Dreaming Body>
DATE: Tue Feb 3 09:21:43 PST 1998
Robin's in the metaphysical section,
She's got "Living with the Dreaming Body." Hooded - make them come to England.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Feb 3 09:20:16 PST 1998
You see the difference between Myk and me don't you?
FROM: rOb!
<I GOT A BAG FULLA BEADS FOR YOU, BABY!>
DATE: Tue Feb 3 09:17:41 PST 1998
Sounds like a song.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Feb 3 09:11:44 PST 1998
Boys are so sadly predictable.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Feb 3 09:09:27 PST 1998
about the beads, cushca: traditionally, women flash their breasts, and people on the mardi gras floats throw you beads. it is a wonderful tradition, and you can practice for it whenever you like.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Feb 3 09:08:59 PST 1998
Beads are good. They throw plastic bead necklaces at you from the parade floats and you scurry about trying to collect as many as possible.
FROM: rOb?
DATE: Tue Feb 3 09:04:49 PST 1998
Um, it's a intensely dark, damp and dismal South Carolina morning. I'm sick as well.......*groan*........
FROM: The Majic Roundabout
DATE: Tue Feb 3 09:04:49 PST 1998
To think I died in two world wars so you could mouth this drivel.
FROM: egg man
DATE: Tue Feb 3 08:58:51 PST 1998
Roy's Roadside Restaurant do Breakfast in a bunlike object or "your choice of doughnut"
including Eggs, Sausage, Bacon, Tomato and Mushrooms (he fries the
inside of the 6 inch dia. bun) for just £1.80. You'll find him on the
A148 between Cromer and Bodham during working hours. You may have to
ring upstairs and tell them "Yes, Mr. Churchhill", he also does Bacon Rolls with EIGHT rashers of Bacon!
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Feb 3 08:57:27 PST 1998
What the hell is this beads business then? We can only think of bad things.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Feb 3 08:54:48 PST 1998
Fantastic news. My headache is going. I knew you'd all be pleased to know that.
FROM: hooded
DATE: Tue Feb 3 08:51:14 PST 1998
Yes, it has been proven by hooded that caffine gets rid of a headache. It also causes one if your body is used to it every morning and you deprive it. Going out to look at the party van that will transport us to Mardi Gras later this month. Cushca- I'll get beads!!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Feb 3 08:47:43 PST 1998
lucky wax. do you have any available camcorders in the office, ladies? just curious. heh.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Feb 3 08:42:21 PST 1998
Whooo Hooo! And please... take your time.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Feb 3 08:40:08 PST 1998
The doughnut is rightfully yours. Once I've finished my shenanigans with Sleepy.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Feb 3 08:39:04 PST 1998
Damn. I was going to guess thigh high boots. I was going to say leather though.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Feb 3 08:27:29 PST 1998
Well you're all wrong. Like sprouts. I'm wearing a black leather catsuit with PVC thigh-length boots. And I'm dragging Sleepy behind me in a classic dominatix pose. But I have the boiler suit on standby if you would prefer it.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Feb 3 08:11:58 PST 1998
what a riot! i get to go to britain to defend myself in court! maybe i'll get to wear a wig like my silly barrister will! i'll need a few drinks for that.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Feb 3 08:08:19 PST 1998
I'm going to get a coffee. Stay tuned to see the results of my headache experiment. It doesn't get more exciting than this. "So I made him coffee and I made him toast." Cushca - I think you're wearing a long floral skirt and a big Seinfeld puffy shirt. And clogs.
FROM: rOb!
DATE: Tue Feb 3 08:03:44 PST 1998
Sleepy, if you're gonna sue someone..why not use the best? Call the law offices of Dewey, SueEm, and Howe.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Feb 3 08:01:15 PST 1998
there's a doughnut in your clothing for the winner??? oh, i gotta take a guess! giggle. grey sweater, black skirt, flowing hair on the shoulders, etc... mmmm... by the way, i recently heard that caffeine aids a sinus headache.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Feb 3 07:51:30 PST 1998
That's no item of clothing I've ever heard of.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Feb 3 07:49:43 PST 1998
True. Caffeine makes Cushca jumpy.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Feb 3 07:45:17 PST 1998
OK, everyone has to guess what I'm wearing today. There's a doughnut in it for the winner.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Feb 3 07:42:53 PST 1998
Caffeine can alleviate a headache. True or false?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Feb 3 07:33:10 PST 1998
Dear Mr Murphy. Expect a letter from my lawyers SueYou, SueYou & SueYou in the near future. I taped your telephone conversation the other day as well. Ms Lewinsky will be a distant memory when the transcript of that gets out.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Feb 3 07:22:46 PST 1998
yeah, sleepy was as drunk as a kitten. er, a drunk kitten. giggle.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Feb 3 07:15:17 PST 1998
Hello hooded. If Cushca syphoned Sleepy's vodka, what was I drinking?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Feb 3 07:14:09 PST 1998
I wasn't drunk! I only had two glasses of wine, then the stupid bottle was empty. Pah! None of the shops were open at 3.00 am.
FROM: hooded
DATE: Tue Feb 3 07:13:40 PST 1998
yes, fun chat. Sleepy, I'm drinking from this oversize coffee mug (bowl with a handle!) reminisant of alice in wonderland that holds about 6 cups of coffee! With your affection for the wake up juice, I'd imagine you'd have one.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Feb 3 07:10:42 PST 1998
Hi hooded.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Feb 3 07:08:39 PST 1998
hi sleepy! hi hooded! success for the hooded one, he can sleep in! sleepy seemed to have been intoxicated, as well. it was a pleasure to chat with everyone.
FROM:
DATE: Tue Feb 3 07:07:56 PST 1998
If you want to love my Beamer
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Feb 3 07:04:12 PST 1998
Sorry Sleepy; it was me with my little hosepipe from the wild countryside. We only have cider there.
FROM: hooded
DATE: Tue Feb 3 07:03:25 PST 1998
no work today! and the sun is shining! For once I get to sleep in, and my buddy calls me from work at 7:30 just to wake me up and tell me they won't be caling me in! Rat bastard! Mmmm Coffee...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Feb 3 06:54:58 PST 1998
Hi Myk! CW - I went to my fridge on Friday and the vodka bottle was empty. How did you manage to syphon it out from such a distance?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Feb 3 06:53:01 PST 1998
Yes. That would make me quit too. I just get happy and eventually fall asleep.
FROM: rOb!
DATE: Tue Feb 3 06:49:56 PST 1998
Whenever I drank vodka, I always would end up on the floor in tears after smashing half the glasses against the wall. I was a very actively destructive drunk. That's why I quit.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Feb 3 06:45:18 PST 1998
cushca's last comment just made me adore her a li'l bit more. heh. yeah, wax, i trashed the rapport with a light snip at his hometown (or close). i think he believed that we had no idea where he was from! he's a bit less anon than he'd like to be, i suppose, especially since patrick I.D.'d him on the board. hell, we almost know his favorite foods. as for your drinking, wax, i enjoyed its results!
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Feb 3 06:42:24 PST 1998
You can never have too much vodka.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Feb 3 06:33:24 PST 1998
I had enough vodka Friday evening to last me quite a while. Sleepy - was I slurring my typing?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Feb 3 06:29:15 PST 1998
Jam doughnut. That is all I have to say. And vodka.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Feb 3 06:26:18 PST 1998
I thought you two were developing a lovely rapport.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Feb 3 06:24:37 PST 1998
yuk, wax! they take over entire doughnut shops these days? sheesh.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Feb 3 06:22:51 PST 1998
god help me, i stopped to chat with voltaic last night. what was i thinking? i get a little tense when i deal with so much pretense.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Feb 3 06:22:15 PST 1998
Chocolate milk and garlic bagel
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Feb 3 06:20:14 PST 1998
i'm gonna go get either 1)a plain bagel and milk, or 2)a chocolate muffin and milk. any suggestions?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Feb 3 06:19:39 PST 1998
Ho ho ho. Did you notice how the jam doughnuts came before everybody's wellbeing. It was unintentional, I a--ure you.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Feb 3 06:19:32 PST 1998
Hi Myk and Cushca - I'm doing pretty damned good. The doughnut shop around the corner from my house was seized by the New York State Department of Taxation and Finance. They love their doughnuts I guess.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Tue Feb 3 06:13:33 PST 1998
mmmm.... doughnuts. i'm doing groovy, thanks for asking. good morning!
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Feb 3 06:05:14 PST 1998
Blimey, I could really go for a jam doughnut. How the hell are we all today?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Feb 3 06:03:40 PST 1998
hash browns??
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Feb 3 06:00:11 PST 1998
That's fine thanks. Now give it here please.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Feb 3 05:56:16 PST 1998
Is a croissandwhich from Burger King ok? Sausage and cheese. Mmmmm.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Feb 3 05:52:24 PST 1998
Hi. Oh, good, croissants. I've been waiting for ages...
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Tue Feb 3 05:44:00 PST 1998
Hey all. Coffee time. Croissants and pastries for everybody.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Feb 3 05:37:04 PST 1998
Hi rOb. The sun is shining. How are you?
FROM: rOb!
DATE: Tue Feb 3 05:20:09 PST 1998
Morning, all. How is the chimes of time striking against you all this morning?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Tue Feb 3 04:51:19 PST 1998
Hello, hello, hello, one and all. I am here. Let the festivities begin.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Feb 3 02:09:23 PST 1998
PUSH. sigh.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Tue Feb 3 02:09:01 PST 1998
Oh, cheers m. Don't want to put my luck, but any chance of a croissant as well, please? Sherbert Fountain? Woo.
FROM: m
DATE: Mon Feb 2 22:20:16 PST 1998
Wake up Sleepy...Heres your coffee, sans Barrett sherbet.
FROM: Josey Woo-woo
DATE: Mon Feb 2 21:45:36 PST 1998
Focus on the location, Myk, not on me. I don't think I am alone in simply observing that you and your type put down LA because of the same cliches and stereotypes that make us all think that you Washingtonians are either white affluent politicos or black riotous criminals. Or is it the truth, oh intelligent one?
FROM: Jicoma Hosearm
DATE: Mon Feb 2 21:43:29 PST 1998
Hmm, shall I praise another of the many cities in which I do not live to further toy with Myk? Hmmmm......
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Feb 2 20:05:22 PST 1998
i hope it helped, dusty. i once worked for a guy that had played guitar for pat benatar back in her earliest bar-band days. he was proud of this. i was indifferent, but polite. heh.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Feb 2 20:02:46 PST 1998
actually, voltboy, i a--umed you were from LA (or thereabouts) because you had let that detail slip many archives ago. also, your praise for the area seemed nearly defensive in nature. you are a tiresome one, v, and you never need to act ignorant.
FROM: Lady Stardust
DATE: Mon Feb 2 19:57:05 PST 1998
I think that Pat Benetar is stalking me.
FROM: Lady Stardust
DATE: Mon Feb 2 19:56:09 PST 1998
Thanks, Myk!!!!
FROM: rOb!
DATE: Mon Feb 2 18:13:29 PST 1998
Queenie? I need to talk to you...I'm deeply distressed!
FROM:
DATE: Mon Feb 2 17:42:01 PST 1998
i was 22 once, and can be again when i turn 44 in a few years
FROM: Patrick
DATE: Mon Feb 2 17:36:42 PST 1998
Well I'm off kiddies. Have a nice day. Cushca-Cushca-Cushca, oh how do I miss you.
FROM: Patrick
DATE: Mon Feb 2 17:29:59 PST 1998
Luna in quite cool, I've also recently been digging into Galaxie 500, a VERY good band. I'm actually turning 26, but I have to fool myself. Wish I were 22, ooh the fun!!
FROM: Patrick
DATE: Mon Feb 2 17:26:52 PST 1998
Everybody comes to Cleveland and no-one visits me.:-( **sigh** Oh well, I suppose I could keep playing with my little friends, they're deep inside. Hey, almost a Minor Threat lyric.
FROM: rOb!
DATE: Mon Feb 2 17:24:03 PST 1998
Hey, Patrick! 22? Been there, done that (though only recently). I like Luna. I'm going to see Superchunk on Wednsesday. I can't wait. I'm really psyched.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Feb 2 17:20:54 PST 1998
Luna
FROM: Patrick
DATE: Mon Feb 2 17:20:31 PST 1998
sak if you read this (not that you will). Lunha will be playing at the Grog shop this Sat--day, groovy!! I turn 22 this Thursday.:-( God I'm old.
FROM: Patrick
DATE: Mon Feb 2 17:18:19 PST 1998
Hello rOb!!
FROM: rOb!
DATE: Mon Feb 2 17:17:02 PST 1998
Queenie, are you out there tonight?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Feb 2 16:58:26 PST 1998
I'm only in it for the gold.
FROM: Hmm, how interesting
DATE: Mon Feb 2 16:57:25 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Feb 2 16:56:32 PST 1998
hoop-de-do!
FROM: the pennsylvania polack
<lawrence@welk.com>
DATE: Mon Feb 2 16:55:29 PST 1998
that's it for me! run out of polkas to sing. hope you have enjoyed tonight's show. wunnerful wunnerful wunnderful
FROM:
DATE: Mon Feb 2 16:53:55 PST 1998
and when we're gone from here all our friends will be drinking all the beer
FROM: the pennsylvania polack
DATE: Mon Feb 2 16:50:40 PST 1998
roll out the barrel we'll have a barrel of fun roll out the barrel we've got the blues on the run sing boom ta-ra-ra sing out a song of good cheer now's the time to roll out the barrel cause the gang's all here!
FROM: the resident polack
DATE: Mon Feb 2 16:49:16 PST 1998
in heaven there is no beer that's why we drink it here
FROM:
DATE: Mon Feb 2 16:48:39 PST 1998
da da da da da da da da da da the pennsylvania polka
FROM: Gippy
DATE: Mon Feb 2 15:57:57 PST 1998
Ha! wotta yimp!
FROM: Yutz Boy!
DATE: Mon Feb 2 15:21:26 PST 1998
I love "yutz boy." Are you verklempt?
FROM: Pat Hosearm
DATE: Mon Feb 2 15:20:18 PST 1998
I can just see it, the two Wild and Crazy Guys "doing" Cleveland. "We are two wild and crazy guys! Our girlfriends have gone to the Cleveland Town Hall for their birth control devices!"
FROM: Patrick
<open letter to a yutz-boy>
DATE: Mon Feb 2 15:19:55 PST 1998
You really are a bore, I'm gone.
FROM: MultiWaltitude
DATE: Mon Feb 2 15:17:42 PST 1998
Darn! That's true! How could we have not thought of asking YOU about all of the hot spot! Darn!
FROM: Patrick (what's the point of a fake identity anymore?)
DATE: Mon Feb 2 15:12:15 PST 1998
sak is coming to Cleveland!? He really shoulda asked about the hot spots. I've missed so much, and yet so little . Don't worry Voltaic, I'll be back soon enough. "...I can smell you everywhere beside me, though your face has disappeared, finally I know I cared for you, as the leaf falls into the sea, slips the sand of memory beside me....."
FROM: Honky Hoo-hoo
DATE: Mon Feb 2 15:00:03 PST 1998
A Rusty Jagged butcher Knife,any one?
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Mon Feb 2 14:52:45 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting.
FROM: Walt
DATE: Mon Feb 2 14:49:30 PST 1998
I am multitudes.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Feb 2 14:45:40 PST 1998
Tut.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Feb 2 14:41:46 PST 1998
I am reminded of my dinner last night: Deep fried Melon Balls and Creamed Butt Roast
FROM: Slogan On a T-Shirt
DATE: Mon Feb 2 14:39:08 PST 1998
"CHOOSE KNIFE!"
FROM: I am Not Gerjillickers P. O'Ring!!!!!
DATE: Mon Feb 2 14:38:17 PST 1998
FROM: Hmmm....this board is evil
DATE: Mon Feb 2 13:35:37 PST 1998
From 0 to hell in less than two hours. Just like old times. (I hate IE 4 still!)
FROM: Hmmm....this board is evil
DATE: Mon Feb 2 13:35:30 PST 1998
From 0 to hell in less than two hours. Just like old times. (I hate IE 4 still!)
FROM: Multi-Level Marketing Tip of the Day
DATE: Mon Feb 2 13:28:42 PST 1998
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FROM: I AM NOT PATRICK WELKER!
DATE: Mon Feb 2 13:23:39 PST 1998
I AM NOT PATRICK WELKER!
FROM: Ventura, CA is in the Middle of Mecca
DATE: Mon Feb 2 13:21:51 PST 1998
Well there you go Myk, denying your Eastern brothers out of some minor geographic detail while a--uming I live in LA because I have expressed an appreciation for its metaphorical beauty. You remind me of the guy who missed an easy pitch that would have been out of the park because he was turned around swinging at the umpire with his louisville slugger. Part of my reason for choosing New York, if you must know, is I was acting ignorant to underscore your blanket dismissal of a very large geographical area out of self-proclaimed ignorance. Heh heh.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Feb 2 12:38:33 PST 1998
hey stardust: since you have a computer, you have access to all robyn's albums! i just checked it out, since you (sorta) reminded me... go to www.cdnow.com and type in "hitchc--k" under the artist search. great selection of items, including the Mossy Liquor LP (only $9.99 there!). the CDs are $11.49, add $3 for shipping per CD. not bad for mail-order.
FROM: Lady Stardust
<stuart1@computerpro.com>
DATE: Mon Feb 2 12:05:30 PST 1998
Wow!!! I've never ever been able to find another Robyn fan, living or dead, in my snow choked neck of the north woods. And if I can actually find Robyn albums, I know some god somewhere has smiled upon me.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Feb 2 11:58:05 PST 1998
silly homeless, trix are for kids!
FROM: Bill Clinton's pants
DATE: Mon Feb 2 11:57:24 PST 1998
Washington D.C. I like to call it home.
FROM: Bill Clinton's pants
DATE: Mon Feb 2 11:57:19 PST 1998
Washington D.C. I like to call it home.
FROM: lifetime
DATE: Mon Feb 2 11:56:56 PST 1998
playing in the street, asking for a treat, doesnt have a place to live. Pregnant at 13, still can hear the screams, its something that she never will forget. Cant have it anyother way.
FROM: poop
DATE: Mon Feb 2 11:53:57 PST 1998
i am poop
FROM: poop
DATE: Mon Feb 2 11:53:51 PST 1998
i am poop
FROM: The Homeless of Washington
DATE: Mon Feb 2 11:52:15 PST 1998
Right on Myk!!!Brrrrrrrrrrrr
FROM: Willybee
DATE: Mon Feb 2 11:49:52 PST 1998
Uh BeeDee uh beedee I'm Back!!!!
UhhHyukkkk!!!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Feb 2 11:48:11 PST 1998
oooh, forgot to mention that i purchased "underwater moonlight" last friday. a fine cd, obviously. also, a big hello to emylie and queenie! also, for clarification: new york city is far from precious to me. i'll keep washington, thanks very much.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Feb 2 11:45:40 PST 1998
geez, volt, i guess there's no flattery more sincere... so... life treating you well? as for the latin lesson, i'd rather you not, since i just ate.
FROM: Emylie
DATE: Mon Feb 2 11:45:06 PST 1998
Hello everyone! How are you today?
FROM: Voltaic
DATE: Mon Feb 2 11:44:34 PST 1998
I AM NOT VOLTAIC!!!
FROM: leggos and eggos and play dough
DATE: Mon Feb 2 11:41:43 PST 1998
I will not eat leggos
I will not eat play dough
I will not eat eggos
I will not wear speedos
FROM: Today's Latin Word: Imposterboil
DATE: Mon Feb 2 11:41:01 PST 1998
Imposter, from the latin, Imposterboil: An oozing sore on the anus of an elephant; the affliction is caused by the repeated stings from an impostrillia fly, the nasty flying rat which is a native of hell.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Feb 2 11:38:42 PST 1998
Right.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Feb 2 11:31:21 PST 1998
"I AM NOT VOLTAIC!" was not me - just think about that.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Feb 2 11:29:21 PST 1998
i am not me
FROM: The Viaducts of My Dreams
DATE: Mon Feb 2 11:28:13 PST 1998
Thanks Sleepy. I hope Bragg was eating cashews. He does like "our" football but I can't see him shirtless in Green Bay, cheese hat set jauntily on his head, and a large Stroh's in each hand. I could never listen to The Great Leap Forward again without the urge to cry.
FROM: Is it time for Latin again?
DATE: Mon Feb 2 11:24:31 PST 1998
By the way, well wisher from the beltway: "I AM NOT VOLTAIC!" was not me, but it was an "adopted exclamation" from sometime last week. In other words, we have an imposter who is adopting an identity by denying one...
FROM:
DATE: Mon Feb 2 11:20:36 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Feb 2 11:18:45 PST 1998
My high school's football team used to play Punxatawney's football team every year. That's the closest I will ever come to Bill Murray.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Feb 2 11:18:13 PST 1998
Oh yah, reasons etc.: Disneyland, McCabes, and Bob Barker
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Mon Feb 2 11:17:18 PST 1998
Hello all.
FROM: Joe Hosearm, Ventura CA
DATE: Mon Feb 2 11:16:59 PST 1998
Myk, spoken like a true Easterner. You can wish for LA to be swept away like we wish your precious New York city didn't smell like bad coffee and p--s. Heh heh.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Feb 2 10:55:19 PST 1998
ok ok, don't get so worked up. you don't seem to be heruka, the only known anon, so please introduce yourself. your familiarity and defense of So. Cal. made it seems like you were v. silly me.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Feb 2 10:50:03 PST 1998
I AM NOT VOLTAIC!!!!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Feb 2 10:46:34 PST 1998
hey v: so you dig LA, huh? which part of southern california do you call home? list for me a few items that are reason enough NOT to wish for a big earthquake to sweep it all away...
FROM: leggo my eggo
DATE: Mon Feb 2 10:22:44 PST 1998
Wax leggo your eggo
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Feb 2 10:21:46 PST 1998
It's a Bragg fact. He was doing one of those things. I don't want to save the world. I like him. Bye.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Feb 2 10:15:15 PST 1998
Bye Sleepy -
FROM:
DATE: Mon Feb 2 10:13:24 PST 1998
Sleepy, is that a braggslam or just a funny I didn't quite get?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Feb 2 10:12:11 PST 1998
Last time I saw Billy Bragg he had a giant cheese on his head. Or maybe he was eating cashew nuts. That's Entertainment. Good night all.
FROM: Strangler Watch
DATE: Mon Feb 2 10:03:46 PST 1998
I can't help believing: that rat-tailed curmudgeon sak is surely capable of strangling a friend and bragging about it beforehand. Speaking of Bragg, anybody see Robyn's former tour mate Billy Bragg on In Session? Socialism of the Heart is still chiming away in my head...
FROM:
DATE: Mon Feb 2 10:01:03 PST 1998
Anybody got a good frog ravioli recipe?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Feb 2 09:59:35 PST 1998
Granted: there are millions of places millions of people would rather be than LA, but until you been there don't a--ume you wouldn't like it. There is plenty to like there. Ever wonder what Rome must have been like before the first barbarians began to chip away at the empire: affluence, decadence, crime, political indifference. It lives.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Feb 2 09:44:41 PST 1998
I put the Pennsylvania Polka into sak's head. He's vowed to strangle me when he returns from Cleveland. Ha!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Feb 2 09:40:08 PST 1998
Bye Myk. I wish I could be like David Watts. It's in my head. Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Feb 2 09:34:07 PST 1998
Bye Myk.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Feb 2 09:30:13 PST 1998
well i've never seen LA, and i will die happy if i never do. gotta split, see ya later, sleepygirl. see the rest of ya later.
FROM: Myk Murphy
<mykmurphy@yahoo.com>
DATE: Mon Feb 2 09:29:23 PST 1998
ha! only 2? i believe you may have an unethical hiring bias for people who are allowed to legally work in britain. you might want to confirm that with your legal folks, if you have some on the payroll.
FROM: Eddie Simms
DATE: Mon Feb 2 09:26:25 PST 1998
The fact that the water has been filtered by 3,000,000 kidneys might explain the taste. alcohol rate is a bit higher to kill the swimming things.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Feb 2 09:24:29 PST 1998
Phew. I'm back. That was painless. Thank you anyway, CW. Myk - we only have two Americans in the whole company. You would be conspicuous. Did I ever tell you I've been to LA?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Feb 2 09:22:10 PST 1998
yes, the bud across the atlantic is better, mostly due to nothing more than a higher alcohol content. it's the same animal, really. i'll pass.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Feb 2 09:22:01 PST 1998
Being so close to Canada, we Bills fans are treated to 20 ounces of warm, flat Molsen Canadian for a mere $4.75
FROM: Eddie Simms
DATE: Mon Feb 2 09:21:32 PST 1998
That is the truth!.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Feb 2 09:20:40 PST 1998
i've found that it's tough to find a truly sleepy-esque outfit on short notice. good luck with that. i would have fun in the board room. any other americans in your office? or would i be the only one? it's fun being the only american... everyone tells you how they've been to LA or New York or Texas, how it's just like TV. i like that. then we discuss homeless people when i tell them i'm from DC. (i don't know why, there's not that many. i think the republicans had most of them shot years ago.)
FROM: Jack Dimms
DATE: Mon Feb 2 09:16:54 PST 1998
But be honest, the Budweiser in Europe is pretty dang good compared to the p-water they dump on the cheese-brained hammer-head dufus football fans here in the states, right?
FROM: Eddie Simms
DATE: Mon Feb 2 09:13:17 PST 1998
The only true Guinness is brewed in Dublin using the water from the
river Liffey. It is the drink of the Gods.
FROM: Volunteer
DATE: Mon Feb 2 09:12:56 PST 1998
Is there fresh coffee there Sleepy? And do I have to dress up like you (I will need a wig, I think, and a Sleepy-esque outfit.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Feb 2 09:12:17 PST 1998
Yes. I've read that.
FROM: Farmer Zen Boob
DATE: Mon Feb 2 09:11:19 PST 1998
By the way, those interested in feng shui take note: AprÈs piddle, close the seat cover before flushing. This seemingly arbitrary act may actually prevent positive energy from being sucked out of your home along with your leavin's.....
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Feb 2 09:11:07 PST 1998
I'll go.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Feb 2 09:10:40 PST 1998
Would anyone like to go the Board Room instead of me, please?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Feb 2 09:08:29 PST 1998
Oh, you're in fine form this afternoon.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Feb 2 09:07:52 PST 1998
CW: No, and Clinton never got oral favors from that Hollywood hussie, either.
FROM: Farmer Boob
DATE: Mon Feb 2 09:06:27 PST 1998
That's why I alway put my eggs above the toilet tank in my shed...moist but warm air keeps them omelet ready for months!
FROM: e McS
DATE: Mon Feb 2 09:06:05 PST 1998
prevents.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Feb 2 09:05:53 PST 1998
I wasn't being mean was I?
FROM:
DATE: Mon Feb 2 09:04:57 PST 1998
(Notice, especially, the lack of period after 'classes.' Brilliant.)
FROM: eggo McSluggo
DATE: Mon Feb 2 09:04:43 PST 1998
Eggs are of course porous and the little holes are filled with a wax
that prevemnts water getting in and at the same time this keeps the
egg fresh.. remember that the chicken sits on the egg for 3 weeks
before it hatches and the food in the egg must not go rotten before
the chick has consumed it.. washing eggs and/or putting them in the
fridge causes this wax to decay and actually accelarates the
degredation by age of the egg.
FROM:
DATE: Mon Feb 2 09:04:25 PST 1998
The new, meaner Chewing Wax. Like it.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Feb 2 09:02:12 PST 1998
Spelling and punctuation classes
FROM: sak
DATE: Mon Feb 2 08:57:35 PST 1998
Ill try to have fun, but its a work related trip. 8hrs a day in intense training.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Feb 2 08:53:31 PST 1998
sorry about cleveland. no one deserves that, sak. don't they routinely grant clemency for such harsh sentences? heh heh. seriously, have a fine time.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Feb 2 08:50:04 PST 1998
It's Patrick's birthday on Thursday, I think. Take some balloons with you sak.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Feb 2 08:44:50 PST 1998
He should visit Patrick, don't you think?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Feb 2 08:42:52 PST 1998
Hi sak. Have fun.
FROM: sak
DATE: Mon Feb 2 08:41:30 PST 1998
Hey guys, Im off to cleveland for a week, so ill be absent until monday. Dont do anything that ill regret missing.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Feb 2 08:26:17 PST 1998
I've run out of happy beans at the moment.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Feb 2 08:21:06 PST 1998
Sleepy - you're awfully quiet today.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Feb 2 08:19:51 PST 1998
Hi alt.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Feb 2 08:17:05 PST 1998
Wha?
FROM:
<alternity>
DATE: Mon Feb 2 08:14:55 PST 1998
Hi everyone.. I just wanted to say hi and then leave..So that is what I am doing
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Feb 2 07:48:35 PST 1998
Oh sorry - fazed out there for a moment. I came across the web site and wondered how it measured up. Shame really. Making eye contact on the train is one of my favorite hobbies.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Feb 2 07:46:24 PST 1998
Why do you want to know?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Feb 2 07:39:27 PST 1998
CW:- It's alright. Most people buy it to hide behind so that lunatics don't make eye contact on the tube/train.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Feb 2 07:35:32 PST 1998
Is the London Evening Standard a good newspaper?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Mon Feb 2 07:26:24 PST 1998
howdy. quiet day here, i'd say, though i enjoy the bits about the meese.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Mon Feb 2 07:23:14 PST 1998
Hi Myk.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Feb 2 07:19:15 PST 1998
Hey Myk.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Mon Feb 2 07:17:51 PST 1998
well it's true.